Smoke Breaks and Gummy Bears
More Mustard!Verse, (where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts) because I love it so.
Sam gets Cas stoned for the first time. Enjoy!
Dean can smell the weed the moment he steps out of his room. The skunky, earthy aroma is familiar, even if it’s been years since he’s smoked. What he doesn’t understand is why the bunker smells like a Led Zeppelin concert and he makes it his mission to find out.
It doesn’t take long before he finds himself in front of one of the spare rooms, wisps of smoke coming from the crack at the bottom of the door. He stands and listens, hearing high-pitched giggles and suddenly, two voices yelling out, “Whoa!” followed by more giggling. He rolls his eyes and pushes his way into the room.
Dean has seen a lot in his thirty-eight years but this is a new one. Through the thick gray smoke, he sees Sam, head hanging off the bed, laughing so hard he’s silent. His laptop has a YouTube video on and Dean barely spares it a glance, his attention drawn down. Castiel, Angel of the Lord, his Cas, is rolling on the floor, tears streaming from his blue eyes which just so happen to be bloodshot too.
“What the fuck?” The giggling stops. “Seriously, Sam? You got him stoned?”
The two idiots in front of him start laughing again. Sam is the first to regain his ability to talk.
“Deaaaaan. You need to watch this!” Sam points at his laptop and with another roll of his eyes, Dean looks at the screen.
“What the hell am I looking at?”
A squeak comes from the floor before Cas speaks. “It’s the hydraulic press channel, Dean. It’s quite clever.”
“There is a very funny Finnish man who crushes whatever he wants with his hydraulic press.”
“The bowling ball exploded, Dean! It just exploded!”
He tries not to—holy shit, does he try—but a laugh escapes him. Fuck if Cas stoned and giggling on the floor isn’t the most hilarious and fucking adorable thing he’s ever seen.