i was like: some one could please buy them

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Hi everyone, recently I started college as an Art Studio major but I’m not getting any help paying for it and money is really tight right now. I need to pay for my classes so I can continue to go to college in the fall and I need over $400 worth of dental work right at the same time I need to pay $900 for college and I just can’t afford it but I’m not asking for a hand out or donations, instead I’d like to make you a dragon egg box! If you buy one of these it goes directly to paying my medical bills and schooling fees and I could really use the help so please consider it!! I hand make these out of paper mache and craft foam and it opens into two pieces so you can place things inside. I hand cut and glue on every scale with lots of love and you can get them made in any color you’d like, even multiple colors, so I promise you these are worth the price! If you’re interested please go to my etsy and buy one, and if you can’t swing the price of this right now please check out some of my other handmade items, anything will help! And even if you can’t buy anything please just reblog this, I’m desperate for money at this point and really need the help!!! The link to buy a dragon egg is below! Thanks so much for reading this!

Dragon Egg Listing

anonymous asked:

Hi!! Do you have any references on looking taller, or a way to boost shoes without it being obvious??

There’s a lot of places that sell shoe inserts that can add a few centimeters. And you could also try to look for shoes with a bit of a heel when you buy new ones; even if it’s not much, a small addition may be better than nothing.

There’s also some style tips that may be able to help, like something from here: [link] / [link] / [link]
Those videos are all aimed at cis men as well as made by them. But it’s still pretty decent information and it was the best I was able to find at the moment.

If any of my followers have any other advice or resources, please do feel free to add to this post.

anonymous asked:

Do you know what brands are good for baroque tack?

Hi! I would say it depends on what you consider baroque tack. For portuguese looking bridles, you’ve got Gomez: 

Bridle 2 and Bridle 3

Lexhis is also a go, and usually less expensive while still getting quality leather

Marjoman is also great: Here’s the first one I could find. Marjoman also has Portuguese tendon boots, please someone buy them for me:

Zaldi (Castecus is also Zaldi, different brand same company) has some baroque looking tack too:

Bridle 2

Equivan has very nice quality bridles too, especially Spanish and Alta Escuela bridles.

For saddles, I will personally stick to Zaldi and Lexhis. I’ve heard good things of Marjoman and Ludomar too. But don’t forget to check out saddlers than don’t have their ‘own’ brand, like the saddle God Jean-Luc Parisot. If you want to contact a saddler in Spain/Portugal but the language barrier is too much, I’m more than glad to help!

 @theclassicalhorse may know a thing or two about good quality “baroque” saddles and tack in general if you are overseas. @clickerpunk and @clickerhorse also are fans and user of portuguese/spanish kind of tack and probably can chime in.

If you are looking for something cheaper, search for Galequus products, quality is OK and they are a lot cheaper.

For anything related to baroque tack, here’s your heaven:

BHS

For bits, check out Bit banks before ordering your own so you can check how it looks on/if it fits your horse.

For saddlepads, if you are looking to buy some sort of pelt like reindeer or deer I would look to buy one already done but if you go custom try to contact someone that really knows what they are doing!

Hope this gave you some ideas and send me pics if you buy anything, please! I’m always a slut for tack

Some Tag

I was tagged by @meeperoo thanks for tagging me!


1. What was your first favorite song?

Oh God that’s hard it was probably some song by Daughtry or nickelback because my mum used to listen to them all the time when I was small. And I really love the music too


2. Do you have any pets? Please tell us about them :)

I wish I had a cat! My stepmom thinks about buying one though. It wouldn’t be mine, but I still could play with it :)


3. Is there anything you really like to touch?

Ummm… Not really… But maybe… Books? Like I sometimes waste 5 minutes or something just holding a book like I was making some photo in studyblr style. Now that I think about it, I do that with everything. Yeah weird idk


4. Coffee or Tea?

Coffee!!


5. Last movie you watched?

Oh I rarely watch movies, but i probably last rewatched Fantastic Beasts and where to find them.


6. What’s your favorite time of the day and why?

Short after school probably (on days where I don’t go to rowing club) because it’s just very chilly, sometimes I am productive and study something, sometimes I just go on Tumblr and listen to music. I would say night cause it’s chilly too but that’s the time of the day where I can get really depressed ya know


7. Something that makes you happy?

Listening to music, organizing my school stuff (but that can really make me stressed too but mostly it makes me happy and motivated), I don’t really know, maybe rowing too

Wow I think I just listed my hobbies but idk


8. What is your typical breakfast?

Toast with Nutella 😅


9. Favorite mythical creature?

Is a demigod a mythical creature? Nah I guess not😅 I’d say faeries maybe


10. Favorite childhood memory?

It’s probably the moment when we first went to the island in the Netherlands where we go to every year but I’m not sure, I don’t really remember anything of my childhood


I’m tagging @imthecerealtoyourphil @alexandraherondaleblackthorn @howtobesatan101 @punkfrerard

Just do the same questions I’m to lazy to make new ones 😅

I keep foam stickers in my backpack to give to people who I think need or deserve one and they’re very colorful and I have an assortment of not only aliens but also dinosaurs and like as silly as it sounds I genuinely want to mail one of those stickers to Dan like I dunno if it would help but he could have a little purple dinosaur or a little green alien to stick on his fridge or whatever and I think that’s always a nice thing

Dan if you’re reading this go buy some foam dinosaur/alien stickers and put them on ur fridge like it’s definitely not gonna solve any of your problems but it’ll look super silly and you’ll feel like a seven year old and it’ll be great I promise trust me on this one I’m a scientist

I drew a fox and his little snake friend (concept art for TB). :D

Reference pics were used since I cant draw animals from memory for shit. If I don´t then I give wolves whiskers, I suck that bad. XD

EDIT: To Kahvinporo´s disappointment these characters are just random ones that I made today, with no backstory to be found in my head. So she came up with her own head-canon. I approve! :,D

I get this “gentleman smugglers” feel from them. Like if they were in a video game, you would randomly come across them in the world and you could buy pretty much anything from them. 

They may do some bad things, but they are always polite about it.

“Good evening ladies, we would love to rob you now. So please put your hands, paws and wings up to the air and drop your weapons. We woild appreciate that.”

The snake loves staying under the foxes hat, and they love chatting with each other. They also love fancy hats.

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😘 Hi guys! 💚

Okay, so this is going to be quite long but I’ve been thinking for awhile before posting it and now I’m ready.

For those who knew me before I joined the shadowhunters fandom (on my main blog ofwarlocksandgayness), you maybe also knew remember I had a Redbubble account, full of Captain Swan drawings.

Moreover, some of you guys (on Tumblr, Twitter & IG) told me they’d be interested in buying items with my drawings printed on them so now I’ve added some of my Shadowhunters/Malec drawings as well!  🙌 


>>>>>> You can find my shop here: (x) <<<<<<


You are now able to buy stickers, phonecases, clothes, pillows, tote bags, mugs, etc… with the design of your choice (as long as its size is compatible) 😊

I haven’t added all my drawings yet, because it takes some time to upload one piece of art, BUT if the drawing you’d like to buy is missing, please tell me and i’ll do my best to add it ASAP.

One more thing cupcakes! Could you please reblog this post to signal boost/spread the word? 
Thanks a lot for everything you’ve done for me guys! I’m forever grateful because you’re always so supportive and nice!

Keep being awesome!💚😘

I’ve been feeling Emotional™ recently so here’s a message for y'all about Emotions™

Emotions™ are just one of the many things about being a person, and everyone experiences them differently (different views, different things, different memories, influences, you name it). I just wanted to say, PLEASE don’t bottle said emotions up, especially not for a prolonged amount of time, you could hurt the people around you, or even worse, yourself.

If you ever need help, some time to vent, or anything please don’t be scared to tell someone close, whever that’s a teacher/prof, a guardian, or a friend. Please tell someone, and don’t be scared of them not understanding you either, as maybe letting them know could help then to understand.

Who knows, next time you break down, it might not hurt inside as much

Must have things for your personal makeup collection

Hello! This is Valeria and today I will be talking about makeup storage. It’s known that professional makeup artists need to have a huge organized makeup kit because they need to work. But what about people that want to put in order their products and have a tidy and clean kit for themselves?

Here I will mention and then explaining the basic things you must have inside your makeup kit whether you are staying  in your own place and doing your makeup there or packing your things because you are traveling. 

This products will be really important in your entire makeup journey. Let’s begin!

Personal care

Cotton pads:

Don’t use toilet paper to remove your makeup. This might sound funny but sometimes we run out of makeup cleansing towelettes and we try to replace them using toilet paper. Cotton pads are the best option, they are not going to scratch or hurt your face.

Bi-facil makeup remover:

Just use a small amount and it will remove waterproof mascara, waterproof eyeliner and even lipstick. If you wear non-waterproof mascara and non-waterproof eyeliner, no worry! This product will do the work too.

Mild facial cleansing milk:

This cleanser removes impurities such as foundation, concealer, powders and any other products you applied in your whole face.

Toner:

Removes old products that stayed inside your pores.  Also cleanses the skin and shrink the appearance of pores.

Hydration cream:

Without a daily dose of hydration your skin would be flaky, itchy and tight. This cream leaves your face smooth and soft.

Lip balm or chapstick:

Dry lips is such a headache, so before applying your lipstick you must hydrate your lips, once you did this your lips are ready to apply lipstick and the finish will be better.

Rubbing alcohol:

The cheapest and easiest way to clean your brushes is using rubbing alcohol , it kills 99% of bacteria in your brushes.

Makeup

Before telling you the makeup products you need in your kit, I want to clarify that you don’t have to buy tons foundations/concealers/powders/blushers/bronzers in different shades or tons of eyeshadow palettes if you can’t afford them at the moment. You just need the right shades for you and your skin. Remember less is more.

Primer:

You must apply primer before putting your foundation; otherwise you will end with a cakey makeup look.

Foundation/BB cream:


Depending on the coverage you want on a daily basis, you can use a foundation that gives you a medium coverage or if you want a light coverage go for the bb cream!

Concealer:


Use it for dark circles and bags under your eyes.

Creamy/Compact eyeshadows: 

This is up to you; it’s all about your preferences. Use the colors you feel comfortable with. If you love matte shadows, apply those ones! If you love shimmery shadows, wear some shimmer in your eyes.

Eyeliner:

I would recommend you to buy a waterproof one if you work, go to school or have a busy day so you don’t have to touch your eye during the day.

Mascara: 

You pick between non-waterproofs and waterproofs mascara. This is the same as eyeliner, put in your kit the one you prefer.

Powder:

Use it to set your makeup. It doesn’t matter if you sweat because powder will give your face a flawless finish.

Lipstick:

Choose between nude/peachy/coral/red tones and give your lips some color. After you put lipstick, you can apply some lipgloss (this is an extra)

Blusher/Bronzer/Highlighter:

If you don’t have room for more stuff then you can pick a shadow that replaces this three products and you are done! However, if you want to purchase them that’s fine too.  

When I first started doing my makeup no one told me what I had to do or how I could do it. That’s why I’m here for you now, so if you have no clue about what to put in your kit or if you need some information on buying products, don’t be afraid to ask for help.

As always I’m open to suggestions and opinions so if you need information about an specific topic don’t forget to tell us!

If you found helpful this post please like or reblog it so I know that you want me to publish more tips & tricks about makeup.

Last but not least, if you are a makeup lover or if you want to join our family follow LEARNTOMAKEUP to read our posts and stay updated ♥

Love you all, Valeria.

Random post filled with love because sometimes I have these really cool days and need to write it down asjdkfsd 

There was a Japan festival not too far away from my parents’ a while ago and apparently my entire campus was there as well lmao, I just didn’t know they were gonna go there. And since most of us don’t have any classes together, we hardly see each other, so it was sooo nice to see everyone again! 

My friend came over earlier so we could head there together. First person we ran into was one of our Japanese teachers who got all excited, “asdifjksdf hi, hello! Please enjoy yourselves! Excuse meeee!” 

We saw another group of people but we don’t really like them, so my friend casually grabs my arm, mumbling, “nooooooope” and drags me away LOL

Then, we went to buy some smoothies and while we were waiting in line, I saw sooo many parents playing with their kids lovingly and oh m ygod, you could’ve swept me away with a fucking broom. I kept squealing when one tiny two year old girl ran in circles around her dad, who kept chasing her and throwing her in the air and asudfjksdfsdjkfs so pure, so pURE 

Suddenly, I felt an arm wrapping around my shoulder and I fucking shrieked. It was friendo #1 who squealed, “Heey~! Nice seeing you here! Yummy, smoothies. See you at school!” 
We laughed and continued to browse aND I SHIT YOU NOT, I FEEL ANOTHER ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND A LOW VOICE WHISPERING, “Hello gorgeous,” into my ear 

We turn around and see the OTP of our study field lmao, bi-but-actually-turned-out-to-be-gay guy friend (I’ve mentioned him a few times already) with his boyfriend who hugs me close, “Omg, Joeeey~, hey babe, haven’t seen you in forever, how’re you?” 
He kept hugging me while we talked asdfjksdlfsd it was the best, he gives very nice hugs I approve. I actually had a small crush on him not too long ago, but he’s very gay and very taken so that ended pretty quickly LOL, but they’re both so hot kill me 

They kissed in front of us and made a heart with my hands, “You two are too cute uGH. ” Like, they’ve been together for almost two years and are still in their honeymoon phase I CAN’T. 
“Hmmm, we know~,” they both said at the same time and then burst out laughing, hugging each other. “Let’s hang a bit bc we haven’t seen in each other in a while.” 

aND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. The mom of one of my best girl friends who went to Japan a month ago and is staying there for a year. I yelled out, “Hey!” forgot her name, so I just waved like a maniac and she saw me, going all, “OOOOHHH!! HEEEEY!” 
She kissed me on the cheek and hugged me, “Well, didn’t think I’d see you around! Have you been talking to my daughter lately?”
“We talk almost everyday,” I grinned and did a wannabe hairflip, to which everyone laughed 
“Haha, thought so, she loves you very much. You can always come over for dinner, honey, our door’s always open!” 

asdfijksdfjsdk okay, gonna go back to my life now 

SamXWitch!Reader

Request: I’m making it in just under the Monday wire! But finally I have managed to remember. I was wondering you could do a samXreader where the reader is a witch?

Request: Some sleepy!sam falling asleep everywhere Pleeaasseeee

Request: Hapoy monday!!! Can you please write a sam x redaer where they meet at a book store and sam buys her a book as a way of asking her out ( like in that textpost everyone has seen) and its just book fluff from there

Request: Hi, I’m really sorry if I’m bothering you or not doing this right, but I was wondering if you could do an imagine where team free will is on a witch hunt and the coven decides that one of them needs to distract the hunters and they pick the youngest witch (the reader) and she has to try and find a way to keep Sam and dean occupied. And it turns out she and Sam really hit it off and the both of them are torn between the fact they need to kill the other but they like them too much to want to

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FRUIT ODYSSEY II: PRICKLY PEAR

In this series, I’m going to be trying various fruits that aren’t so commonly seen or heard of in my Great Lakes region, and describing appearance, texture, and flavor. I will also be giving each a rating, which is entirely subjective so I’m not sure it’s much help, but I’m doing it anyway.

This time, we’re doing prickly pear.

Prickly pear is another cactus fruit, but unlike dragonfruit, it retains some popularity in the United States and Mexico where it natively grows. Some people might already be familiar with this, but as I mentioned, I live near the Great Lakes, which isn’t exactly the best environment to grow a cactus, so this is pretty new to me.

Once more, hand for scale. As you can see, it’s not that big, but also not really tiny. The main spines and most of the glochids, which are little fiberglass-like spikes, had been removed by the store, but there was definitely at least one glochid remaining because i pricked myself on it and it sucked, so I rinsed it for a while with tongs.

First, I cut the ends off, revealing that the flesh is a bright pinkish-red, a color slightly reminiscent of meat. The smell was notably sweet, but not overly pungent, and I had to lean in to smell it further.

After cutting the ends off, I had to peel the skin. I started with this incision in the the outside, and used the knife to carve the rest of it off.

Here’s the carved-up core flesh. It’s sticky and this one wasn’t seedless, so it was filled with little black seeds, which I was warned were rock hard. Some people advised pureeing it, but I didn’t do that. I just cut it into pieces and used a fork.

So, how did it measure up?

—Appearance: Less flashy than the dragonfruit, but the color of the interior is bright and enticing. Not an ugly fruit at all.

—Smell: Sweet and weak. If you’ve ever carved a pumpkin, it smells a lot like that.

—Texture: Melon-like, but denser than dragonfruit and more like cantaloupe, which I liked. It’s sticky and damp. The one part of the texture that wasn’t pleasing was very not pleasing–the seeds. They are, indeed, like little pebbles, and I spat them out, and that took some of the flesh with it. They detracted from the experience, but the fruit can be pureed or you can buy a seedless cultivar to avoid this problem.

—Taste: Still not very strong, though slightly stronger than dragonfruit. Very much like cantaloupe or melon, very sweet and syrupy, with a little hint of pumpkin in it.

—Overall rating: 6/10, but would be 7/10 without the seeds. Taste could stand to be stronger, but there was nothing offensive or bad about it at all. Kind of hard to prepare compared to some other fruits, but if you get a seedless variety or would like to puree it, I think it would be worth your time.

On the next Fruit Odyssey, we’ll be doing…well, probably lychee, but cherimoya is a possibility if mine ripens enough by tomorrow. I look forward to reporting!

anonymous asked:

Lara/Sam Wrong Dorm at a amusement park!!!! Or Sam drags Lara to one of those western town attraction things for fun

This is more of a prelude to this than the actual prompt. I’ll do another if it’s requested.

Other stories in the wrong dorm arc, including the Sam/ Amanda confrontation and Lara’s trip to the Netherlands, can be found here.

It’s been a good morning. Pretty lucky, if I do say so myself; even more than usual! Lara says I’m her good luck charm, like, her own is so bad but ever since we roomed up her own has seemed to have curbed. Which, you know, just gives me an excuse to hang off of her like a literal rabbit’s foot. 

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“Felicity, where are my shirts?”

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“Hmm…”

“Where are they hon?”

“I don’t know?”

“Funny because yesterday I had like ten shirts in a closet and now there is like three.”

“Maybe you lose it somewhere.”

“Really?”

“…”

“Felicity.”

“Okay so I may have borrowed one or two.”

“One or two?”

“Maybe five.”

“What happened to them?”

“Well..firstly I tried to put ketchup on my cheese sandwich and it blew off all over the shirt. So I had to change it. And then I made some coffee and I dont know how it got on the shirt but it did. And at the end I spilled soup all over myself.”

“So you ruined all my shirts.”

“They are not ruined. They are in a washing machine.”

“Hon…”

“I love your shirts.”

“I know you do but I need to wear them.”

“I look better in them anyway.”

“Of course you do. But you cant steal all of them plus I would like to be around when you walk in my clothes.”

“I will buy you new.”

“Buy some for yourself.”

“Ah its not the same, they have to smell like you.”

“Could you please wear one right now?”

“Oliver I know that look.”

“I am gonna tear it off of you.”

“One more ruined.”

“At this point I really dont care.”

“You know I left that blue one, your favourite.”

“God yes.”

I don’t know what I did. I just liked the office AU from @thatonedaydream (@not-that-edgy) and had the urge for some funsies and practice. Ft KC and my girl wrecking poor Ignis and not without reason.

Warnings: Absurd Situations, Seduction Techniques? Almost?, Very Embarrassed Ignis, Everyone Betrays Him, Gladio Makes A Sex Joke, How Come That Office Hasn’t Exploded Yet.

Look I just wanted to have fun.

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Alright guys, here’s the deal. I’m a college student about to start my senior year (and I am equal parts excited and terrified!). I’ve been working the same job every summer for the past four years, but I found out a few weeks ago that he isn’t able to hire me back this summer, and I am completely broke.

I’m going to need at least $1500 to pay for all my school expenses, about $300 every other month for insulin and syringes for my cat (and vet bills), plus enough money to buy food, litter, uv bulbs, and all the other basic necessities for myself and my animals.

I’ve just opened up an etsy shop here where I’ll be selling primarily bookmarks like the ones pictured above, and I could really use as much help as I can get. There are only a few designs now, but I’ll be adding more as quickly as I can make them, and I already have a few ideas in mind.

So please, buy some bookmarks if you can (you can never have too many bookmarks, right?), pass this around, spread the word. I’d really appreciate the help.

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I took a Women’s Studies course this year, and it was a great course tbh. They change the books yearly, so I can’t sell them to students in the upcoming years (as you can see, I fell for the person who told me I could use last year’s, but I had to get this year’s anyway).

I would like to give them to someone who may benefit from them more than I will.

The books are essentially a collection of essays and articles put together by our profs, which discuss issues from the pov of feminism. There’s pretty much at least one section for everything; gender roles, LGBTQ (history, rights, issues), body image, sexual assault, science, race (mainly Black and Native American feminism)… there’s a lot of articles and more topics, lol. 

Anyway, I’m hoping one of you guys can buy them off me. If you want I could also send you my lecture notes along with them, because they explain the texts fairly thoroughly.

If you’re interested in having this collection, please contact me~~ 

or reblog this so others can see it c:

anonymous asked:

I loved the Imayoshi pad ask. Is it okay if you did the same scenario but with Aomine

 Huehuehue, many thanks, friend vwv I appreciate it ouo

And of course! I was thinking about doing one for him, anyways >w<

Here ya are~!))

“Yo, can you tell me where the women’s pads are?”

Came Aomine’s gruff question to the first employee he saw, clearly annoyed, impatient, and irritated at this point. He had offered to go buy your pads for you thirty minutes ago when you said you needed more, but he’s been lost in this Godforsaken store looking for them! What? Did they hide them behind the soda bottles so they soaked up the spills or something?! Huffing at the thought, he gave a suspicious look towards the soda filled shelf he had passed by with the employee as he showed him the aisle.

Mumbling out a ‘thanks’, the tanned male walked into the aisle with his hands in his pockets, his sharp oceanic hues looking over all the options presented to him. Shit, what the hell was he supposed to get? Wings? Scented? Tampons? Regular pads? And what the actual fuck was a Maxi? Well, whatever it was, it sounded better than tampons to him. Tampons sounded pretty uncomfortable in general, so he was glad you didn’t wear them. He didn’t want you feeling discomfort from a plastic stick shoved in you, after all. Well, that’s the way he saw it by the packaging.

Grabbing a pack of Overnight pads, he grabbed a different brand of the same pads and held them next to each other, furrowing his brow. Why the hell did they have different shapes if they were for the same damn thing? He didn’t get it nor would he ever. Setting those down, his eye noticed a pad specifically made for women who wore thongs. He gave a complexed look at that. How…how did that work…? Thongs were so thin and small. How does that leave room for coverage? You know, unless someone tapped the actual pad onto themselves so they could still wear the thong. This is what he thought. Yes. Must be right.

He was sure, however, that you didn’t wear thongs (he knows you don’t; he checked), so he was left with the massive array of different regular pads before him. Deciding to call you up so he got what you needed, he shifted his weight to his right foot with his phone by his ear, skimming over the many choices. “Daiki? Daiki, is everything okay? You’ve been gone for a long time just to get some pads.” You asked, worried. “Yeah, babe, I’m okay, don’t worry.” He replied, looking down the left side of the aisle. “I just have no idea what I’m looking at. Mind giving me some help?”

“Sure thing. What do you need?”

“Well, what kind of pads do you use? There’s so many of these things; I could probably build a fort with all the packs and make armor out of the left over ones for battle.”

“Oh God, Daiki, pads aren’t made for war. This isn’t World of Warcraft.”

“How cool would that be, though? If you could make your pads into swords and shit?!”

“Daiki, please-”

“I’d get some myself just to keep stock in case we needed to fight some zombies or some shit like that.”

“Daiki, they absorb period blood, not the blood of your enemies.”

What a creative idea for pads. Unique indeed. You loved it, actually, and it was pretty noticeable in the way you were laughing at all the outrageous ideas. “Come on, you know you like the thought! Listen to yourself! Should I buy them all? Bet we can make some strong shields with the Heavy Day and Overnight ones.” He snickered, turning his view down to the right side of the aisle. That’s when he saw a couple of punks standing at the end, snickering and laughing, talking trash about him buying pads. “Wait up a sec, babe.” He told you before turning to the group.

“Hey! Got a fucking problem with me buying pads?!” He grabbed a pack, waving it around wildly at them. “Oh, so fucking funny, they make sure blood doesn’t stain some chick’s panties! Grow the fuck up, will you? Yeah, bet you got pretty big dicks! ‘Buying pads for women is for pansies!’ Mhmm. Okay. Well, tell me, how many of you have girlfriends, huh? Oh, none of you? Awesome! Now, I’m here buying pads for the girlfriend I’ve been with for a year and a half! So, why don’t you grab your dicks and shove them in those assholes you call mouths so I don’t have to listen to the bullshit spewing from them?!”

Well, that was an easy way of making a group of boys disappear.

“Yeah, babe, I’m back~”

“What was that all about?”

“Ah, nothing. Just a group of dipshits.”

“Okay, but please don’t get into another fight.”

“I’ll try~ So, what kind did you want?”

“Do they have regular ones without the wings?”

“…Actually, the one I just grabbed is. I got you, babe.”

Soon after this conversation was over, he had taken the pads he grabbed to the front to pay for them. As the tall male walked out, however, he noticed that the group of boys were outside, talking amongst themselves. Yet, when he passed by, they immediately turned their gazes away. Yeah, that was for their best interest. “Hey, babe,” He called into the house once he got home, walking over to the bedroom to find you there. “I got the pads you needed.”  

“Oh great, thanks babe.”

“Guess what else I got.”

“What?

I got the Heavy Day and Overnight tools we’ll need to build our swords and shields with, too.

“Daiki, we can’t build armor and weapons out of pads. They are not made for chopping off arms and deflecting bullets.”

You’ll never know if you don’t try!

Daiki, no-

Daiki, yes!

anonymous asked:

((i hope you're still taking prompts...)) i'm going to take a page out of that other anon's book and request firsts for couples, only how about proposals? I want proposals for: gajevy, jerza, nalu, gruvia, fraxus, stingue pleeeasssssssssse

//Yep! I’m always taking prompts, unless I say that I’m not. Also, all of these but one don’t follow the other prompt about first kisses. Or, I guess some of them could. But most don’t. Whatever. Please, enjoy!

Gajevy

They aren’t even dating – well, they are, but it’s not like it was made official. Gajeel buys her meals when they’re together, Levy reads him and Pantherlily stories when they’re sick, Gajeel knows how she takes any of her drinks and knows when she wants a certain one, Levy sometimes wears his shirts as dresses, they finish each others sentences and help each other without realizing it, and they’re practically joined at the hip when they aren’t split up on jobs or sleeping.

But the fact is that they haven’t called each other boyfriend or girlfriend. They haven’t even kissed when Gajeel chucks a tiny velvet box at Levy from half-way across the guild hall. It whacks her in the head and makes her drop three books as well as bruises her forehead, and she yells at him for two full minutes before Pantherlily picks the box up, flies up between them, and opens it.

Then she bursts into tears because Gajeel is proposing in his own totally screwed up way, and even though she’s blubbering he knows she’s saying yes. She makes sure to whisper it into his mouth as she jumps up and kisses him senseless.

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