Full confession: “So Randy Orton wants to talk shit. Okay.
Randy Orton’s entire career has been privileged white asshole. Not just his wrestling career, but his military career. It takes massive cognitive dissonance to tweet about the disrespect to American soldiers that burning the flag resembles yet Orton went AWOL during a tour in the military twice and instead of having the stigma of being a cowardly dick, Orton used old pop to land him career in the WWE.
But fuck it, why stop there when talking about Randy’s privilege. Orton is by far the definition of everything smarks hate about the WWE. Like Roman Reigns and John Cena get shit on unfairly because at least they try to prove the smarks wrong. At least they don’t phone it in when they are booked to lose. Orton is like the blandest part of any show he is part of. Yes, even his best matches were due to the efforts of the other guy because a typical Randy Orton match is like watching paint dry. Yeah, typical smark matches are rudimentarily unnecessary a lot of times, but I would rather watch a 20 minute ROH puro fest than watch Randy Orton’s monotonous matches and I say this as someone who hates finisher fests.
And he is absolutely protected. Just tell me what wrestler you know can shit in a female employee’s purse and not get fired? What wrestler you know can throw these temper tantrums and not be sent out? What wrestler you know can literally change the WWE drug policy out of fear of getting caught three times and getting removed from the roster entirely?
Randy’s entire career is built on privilege in that he never had to work for your entertainment like those indy guys. He wants to shit on guys doing dives and aerial spots, but has the audacity to admit that Smackdown is doing good because of him? And not…you know…AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, and Shinsuke Nakamura? The indie guys that you seem compelled to drag? I know indie purists like to bring up the criticism that your favorite WWE wrestler could not last in the indies, but I know damn well Randy couldn’t. The asshole injured his shoulder pounding the mat like a buffoon and then complained to management that Mr. Kennedy is unsafe is got the dude fired…for a fucking suplex.
Fuck Randy Orton.”
what are the most famous larry fics? ive read a couple but cant remember the names since im really not a larrie. if you could name like 5 that could help xx