i was laughing way too hard at this

When they discover their s/o is scared of butterflies

This one was a hard for me because I love butterflies!  I’m literally that person who has butterfly necklaces and rings and earrings and shirts, etc.  I hope you like it though! I tried really hard! :( 

Originally posted by thekpopquartet


 He might be taken aback at first.  When he initially sees the way you ducked hurriedly out of the way when a butterfly fluttered by a little too close, he doesn’t notice the winged creature right away.  Instead he might jump at the sudden motion and just blink at you with slightly wide eyes.  But when he asks what’s wrong and you answer him that you hate butterflies because they’re scary and too up in your business, this guy is going to laugh.  Not in the ‘I’m making fun of you way’ but rather the ‘good lord you are adorable’ kind of way.  He’ll think it’s cute the way you shy away from them and will wordlessly steer you away from them.  Mark is the kind of guy that will keep an eye out for the critters in the future and try to put himself between you and them all without you noticing.  It’s his own quiet way of protecting you without being over the top.  “Don’t worry about them, babe, I won’t let them get close to you.” (insert cute grin)

Originally posted by mintokkies


 He might be a bit dumbfounded, honestly.  He’s going to look at the butterfly that’s sitting on the park bench he was headed over to with you and then at you standing there glaring at it and refusing to move any closer.  Confusion, perplexity, 404 Not Found Error.  It’s a butterfly.  It’s not a bee or anything he might think is scary.  I feel like Jaebum is the type to ask a lot of questions.  ‘Why are you afraid of them?’ ‘when did this start?’ ‘blah, blah, blah,’ He’s a fixer, so he might try to get you to overcome your fear of butterflies.  It might start with small things like fake butterflies and videos of them.  If he saw progress it would definitely encourage him to step up his game, however, if you’re reaction is anything like mine with spiders (i can’t even look at them on a tv screen without flinching and freaking out) then he’ll definitely stop.  Above all else, you are his priority and your happiness is all he wants.  He’s going to accept you no matter what, even if he is stubborn and wants to help in his own way.  “Butterflies?  Really, jagi?” “They’re scary okay!” (cute amused chuckle and tight hug) “whatever you say, babe.”

Originally posted by got7gifs


 He’s another one that will initially be very surprised and a little bit off kilter with the new information.  Not in a bad way, though!  Jinyoung, for all his bravado, is a super caring person.  He’s not known as the mother of GOT7 for nothing.  He won’t force you to change how you feel about them, either.  I think Jinyoung would just accept it as a part of who you are.  But, this IS Jinyoung, so expect him to tease you a bit about it.  He does it in the most loving way possible, but no worries if the teasing really bothers you, because he’ll stop immediately.  He’s a very conscientious person.  Like Mark, he’ll find your fear of butterflies to be really endearing.  He also strikes me as super cheesy, so if he starts saying things like ‘who needs butterflies anyway?  You’re way prettier!’ don’t be surprised.  “Aww, jagiyah, are you afraid of butterflies?” *frantic nodding* *hugs you closely* “Don’t worry, I won’t let the mean butterflies get you” (cue arm slapping)  

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omg me and kristi were @ goodwill a town away and this woman cut me off going into the dressing room and we laughed so hard about it and she was like “wait i have to pee so bad stop making me laugh” so on the way home i stopped @ a gas station cuz she said she had to pee right, so i went in too and bought a soda and tried to buy lottery tickets but i didnt have cash so i couldnt so we get back in the car and shes like Cara i didnt pee, and im like Why mate, and she was like There was shit all over the floor, and i was like Stuff? and she was like No human shit

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Pairing: Jin x Reader
Genre: Smut
Rating: M
Written by: xoxoTheQueenOfHearts

Your first attack against your boyfriend was a sending a dirty note in his lunchbox so when he had his break at work with the others, the note would fall to the ground. He sent you and flustered text your way when you were sitting on your couch watching tv. You laughed at his response knowing your little game was riling him up.

[Jin: What do you think you’re doing Y/N?! One of the boys could have seen that note you sent! Thankfully I noticed it before anyone saw it. ]

You read his text before responding.

[ You: I just wanted to make sure you have plenty of energy. Are you working hard babe? I hope not too hard! 😉 ]

It didn’t take long for him to respond back as your phone started to blow up. You rolled your eyes as you read through the notifications stopping at the last one.

[Jin: You better stop this little game of yours. The boys are coming over later.]

You didn’t bother responding back knowing that you had him bothered because when he came home the real fun began. Later that day, you decided to wear short shorts and one of Jins’ tshirt knowing that any article of clothing that belongs to him on yourself provokes him.

So when the boys and Your boyfriend came home, they stopped at the entryway of the front entrance staring at you in the kitchen. You turned around at the noise and noticed flustered boys and a very provoked Boyfriend as his eyes narrow into slits because to them it looked like you didn’t wear anything underneath.

Your second attack.

All boys stood there not moving as they stared at you. Playing dumb, you chuckle. “Oh this? I have shorts on boys!” You tell them as you lift Jin’s shirt that you wearing up and exposing not only your shorts but also some skin from you stomach. You put the shirt down as you turn back to the kitchen. “You should your faces!” You say laughing at them as everyone but Jin becomes embarrassed from automatically assuming.

You heard them turn the tv on in the background as you felt a hand grip your waist and forcefully turn you around.

“You’re really asking for it Y/N. Go change.” Jin whispers to you through gritted teeth as he tries to contain himself as you notice his ears becoming red.

You tilt your head at him remaining poker faced. Confused. “Asking for what Jinnie?” You ask innocently inwardly smirking to yourself. You pull him into an almost kiss just to brush past him and very gently pinch his butt as you walk away from him before he could react.

You knew if you kept this up the dominant Jin would come out to play. And you liked it because you decided to rile up his self control, you did it on purpose. Every single time.

After awhile You were standing by the bookshelf that was next to the television that the boys were watching and noticed a book that you obviously can’t reach. You smirked to yourself. You stand on your tippy toes as you stretch to reach for this book, a moan escapes your lips as everything becomes quiet. You actually grab the book after a few more tries and turn around to find everyone blushing.

If looks could kill…

Your eyes fell on your boyfriend. You froze. He gripped your wrist and forcefully led you to your shared bedroom to have what you presumed was a heated conversation only to be proven wrong when he threw you onto the bed.

Your body retracts itself as it bounces off the bed and before you could shout, he is on you like a fly on food. His lips takes yours as one of his hands bring your arms above your head and another goes underneath your or rather his shirt. The kiss was rough and harsh as you both moan into the feverish contact. And then he pulls away growling. He sheds you of your clothes as well as his.

“Tsk. Tsk. You dirty girl.” He says as he finds out that you weren’t wearing panties underneath your shorts. “You think you could just tease me like this in front of the boys?” He said lowly. “Let’s see how you feel.”

He skips the foreplay and got between your legs as he doesn’t give you a chance to react as he thrusts inside you. A loud moan escapes your lips but you quickly place a hand over your mouth scared that the boys in the living room would hear. Jin removes hand forcefully as his hips continue to slap into yours. The sound of skin slapping against each other erupts the room. “Let them hear Y/N. Let them hear what a bad girl you are.” He says to you as he stays attached but flips the position to where you are now riding on top of him.

At this position you can feel him entirely. So deep. You rock back and forth and switching to up and down thrusts. You moan so loudly forgetting who’s in the living room. God he felt so good. You licked your lips and rolled your head back. You were close. The sloshing noises from your wet core could be heard throughout the room, turning you on even more making you want to ride him quicker.

Then he grunts as your pace slows down and helps you thrust onto him roughly. You collapse on him coming undone as you could feel his hot cum pouring into you. You both pant and you stilled when you noticed a presence by the doorway.

You scramble off Jin and quickly put his shirt on as Jin gets up putting his pants on. “Should we leave you alone?” Jungkook and Taehyung asks by the doorway. And you blush tenfolds from embarrassment.

Jin shook his head. “No it’s fine. Stay. She’s done being a bad girl.” And he leaves you in the bedroom to collect yourself as he follows Jungkook and Taehyung.

I used to write here on my phone, the train, or even at a desk. Lind left this morning and I started drinking at 2pm. Tonight was an only in New York night in that I felt that everything around me was cinematic and pointed. Conversations, food, ideas, love. Everything felt French. Better yet, Italian. Maybe I’ve been listening to Laetitia Sadier and everything just feels beautiful and sad.

The handful of friends I have in the city threw a small BBQ last Saturday and it took everything I had to not burst with pride or into tears. All my little kid buddies singing happy birthday, tripping my over themselves for angel food cake and berries. I was too busy scarfing brats and laughing to get caught in the moment but it’s stuck with me all week. Maybe it hits hard today because I’m finally alone after the last few weeks. Maybe I’m just emotional. Maybe the world is falling apart in lots of ways and angel food cake is a small moment we need.

No small secret that we’re in finals this week and everything is intense. The trains, the rain, the different looks on the block. Everyone is gearing up and I feel like I’m starting to come alive, finally. The love I have in my heart is mighty and, tonight, it’s all yours. I miss you.

gabrielledelacour  asked:

wait do you watch brooklyn nine-nine? if so i'd like your opinion:) (also welcome back to tumblr)

i don’t actually !!! i’ve seen loaddds of adverts for it though + like gifsets etc on tumblr so i have some idea of what the show’s like. i’m sort of on the fence about it though?? i remember when the adverts first came out i thought it looked like complete & utter rubbish and i used to laugh at it but like, since seeing some of the stuff on tumblr i’ve been tempted to give it a try, but people keep telling me i wouldn’t enjoy it so idk ?? i feel like it might be just a little too american in that way that american comedy shows sometimes try way too hard to be funny. hopefully one day i’ll watch it though and have a more concrete opinion.

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I can’t believe you were expelled because you laughed too hard at a gay joke.

probably how Keith got expelled lmao

bonus klance:

It was the only time he laughed at the Garrison’s too.
How do you know that?


Harrison and I both began to drink and at some point early on I said, “Do you want to see me do an imitation of you?”

Harrison didn’t walk, he swaggered, like John Wayne in slow motion – taking his seemingly bad attitude for a walk. To depict this, I moved out of sight and after a moment reappeared, strolling as he strolled, sauntering my way into whatever fresh hell I found myself. I’d become him, disenchanted Lord Ford, master of all he surveyed.

I hadn’t looked at Harrison yet to see how my portrayal of him was going over – too busy appearing indifferent and impatient with my surroundings. As I continued to portray his inner monologue, I finally let at least one of my eyes slide wearily to his face and saw that he was not only laughing, he was laughing that silent and hard laugh reserved for true enthusiasm. Almost 40 years later, I still think of it as one of the greater moments of my life.