i was laughing so much from this

“You type ‘Luke Skywalker’ into your screenplay program and then start typing dialogue, and you get chills. [laughs] Or Leia, you know?

But also, I’ll tell you the truth. As much as growing up with Star Wars, and that I was looking forward to working with Mark and Carrie, the thing that really hooked me – and I think hooked so many of the folks that are into these movies – is the new characters from The Force Awakens.”

Rian Johnson on writing for characters old and new in The Last Jedi, Total Film Magazine

  • Shikama Doji: "My human may still be free from any desires until now but as a Hiiragi her soon growing desires will surpass any other human ones and will make me the strongest demon there is."
  • Tenjiryuu: "Well, my human doesn't have that much spotlight but her desire to protect her comrades and not let the past repeat itself is still incredible."
  • Gekkoin: "Hahahaha, don't make me laugh. My human is so consumed by thoughts of revenge that it's amazing I haven't taken over his body already."
  • Kiseki-O: "Ah, how sweet~ Well, my human is so obsessed with keeping his sister safe at all costs that he's even willing to betray his own friends if it would come to the point."
  • Asuramaru: "..."
  • Kiseki-O: "Hey, Asuramaru, why so silent the whole time?"
  • Gekkoin: "Yeah, how's it going with your human?"
  • Asuramaru: *having flashback*
  • Yuu: "Man, that new uniform does fit Mika really well. And also these tigh-highs he's always wearing. I really wonder why I can't keep my eyes off him. Maybe it's because he's a natural beauty. Damn, he caught me staring. Don't blush, Yuu. Just. don't. blush. I hope he can't hear how fast my heart's beating right now. Aaaand there's also that weird and tingling sensation in my stomach again. It's strange how he's the only one of my family I feel like this with. Oh, he's coming over. If he want's to chat? Or maybe he wants to drink my blood? What do you think, Asuramaru?"
  • Asuramaru: *flashback ends*
  • Asuramaru: "...I don't want to talk about it..."
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It’s funny how the things you take for granted just disappear, isn’t it? That school you went to every day and then never go back to, that friend you part from laughing and never see again, all those doors that click behind you without you knowing they’re closing forever. I first wrote Doctor Who in early 2004, and I very much hoped I’d get to write it again. Then I wrote more, and then so much more, until I thought it might go on forever. I remember at some awards dinner, telling Brian I loved my job so much I couldn’t imagine ever stopping. In other more melancholy moments I knew everything ends and wondered what the very last words I’d ever write about Doctor Who would be. Well the time has come, and here they are.

All my love, good luck and goodbye.

Steven Moffat

anonymous asked:

Could u pls do an imagine where ur Luke’s wife and ur Italian and Rossi is really impressed with ur cooking???

This one worked a little better as a drabble. So, I hope you enjoy it! <3

“Have I ever told you how much I love you?”

You laughed softly, shaking your head at the man sat across from you on the dinner table. It was nice to know that your hard work and effort was appreciated…especially when it came to your ability to cook Italian food.

A compliment from the master himself, David Rossi was always flattering.

“Easy there Rossi. Remember that Y/N’s my wife.” Luke chuckled warmly, his lips curving upwards into a wide grin as he watched the older agent tuck into his pasta with great delight.

He secretly wondered if the two of you would ever be able to spend a Friday night together alone ever again. Ever since Rossi had found out about your culinary skills, he had been around for dinner every week. He was truly amazed by the fact he had found someone who could cook his specialties almost as well as him.

At least at the next group dinner, he could have an experienced sous-chef assisting him in the kitchen.

“Well, you’re a very lucky man Luke.” Rossi winked good-humoredly, smirking at your husband’s responding playful eye roll.

“I can’t believe you still don’t appreciate my lasagne.” Luke muttered under his breath, taking a sip from his wine glass as he laced his fingers through yours with his free hand.

Rossi’s head whipped up from his plate, not missing your husband’s words.

“If you wanted lessons on how to make the perfect lasagne Luke…all you had to do was ask.”

anonymous asked:

I've been rewatching basically all of your videos 'cause I haven't been feeling very well recently (Mostly 'cause school and anxiety's a bitch) and you never fail the cheer me up and make me laugh. Thank you so much for brightening up my day, and I hope that you are doing well. I love how you actually share my opinions of loving best boy, by which I mean Yosuke (obviously), and being very gay for Naoto (Also, you are so freaking pretty omg)

Thank you so so SO much <3 this is honestly making me smile beyond anything. I’m so glad that my content can bring a little bit of happiness into your day and help, even if it is just me being stupid and being loud. I completely understand where you’re coming from with the school deal and I’m pretty positive you’ll do better than me!
Honestly, thank you for all the lovely words <3

(and yes, Yosuke is best boy)

You cheated on me|Shawn Mendes


“It’s not my fault you cheated on me.” You bit your lip in an attempt to ease the tears.

Shawn rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest.

“I never said it was-“

“But you made me feel like it was my fault, I didn’t deserve that Shawn. I loved you.”

He laughed bitterly, “you didn’t love me y/n.”

“I did, so much Shawn.”

“But you weren’t in love with me.” Shawn wasn’t angry anymore, he didn’t pass snarky remarks or give you dirty looks.

He had his hands in his pockets and looked to his feet, you could see the tear slip from his eye before he quickly rubbed it away, clearing his throat.

“What are you doing here y/n?”

You took a deep breath, placing your hands on your lap. Playing with the ring on your finger.

“I’m seeing someone.”

Shawn shook his head, taking in the information.

“I just wanted to you know. I’m happy now Shawn, you should be happy too. Move on.”

“What if I can’t?” Shawn’s heart was slowly breaking, it had been doing that for months.

The first time when you caught him kissing another girl, the look on your face was enough to shatter his soul.

The second time, when you ended things after yet another cheating incident. Though this one was intentional, he did it to prove a point. You loved him, but you weren’t in love with him.

And now, the third and final time. You’re letting him go. You’ve found someone who you love and who loves you back. That’s all Shawn’s ever wanted for you, he just wishes that he could’ve been enough.

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8:09pm

“Mi, i can’t believe you did this for me. it was so, so beautifully decorated, and the dinner was delicious…” she pauses and works up a quaint laugh at me, “especially considering the fact you used to live off tv dinners and could barely cook to save a life!” i smile sneeringly and we burst into laughter together.

“you’re right. i gotta say, i’m pretty impressed, too. but i’m more than happy you enjoyed it, baby. anything for you.” we both let some silence pass between us before i speak up again. i didn’t plan on saying this, but i felt like i had to. 

“Luna, baby, i know things have been hard for you lately or this past year honestly, but i just wanted to let you know that you are so strong… and to remind you that you are still here, breathing, living, laughing, and smiling despite all the things that happened to make you feel otherwise…” i sigh and before i can continue with more, Luna’s hand gravitates onto mine, and i see her beautiful lips form into her sweet and genuine smile that swooned me over the first time i saw her. “Mi, it’s okay. i’m okay. or i think, in time, i will be okay. but for now, let’s… let’s just unwind for the night. it’s been a long day, and this food baby gotta go somehow.” 

i raise my eyebrows, surprised and now dazzling in curiosity. i click my tongue and wink at her, “oh, okay, i see you baby. shall we?” i get up from the table and let out my hand for her to grab. she giggles and i could start to feel my skin getting hot. 

“we shall.” she says seductively.

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Runaways Legacy Outtake

I didn’t even know that Caleb and Thania were friends, much less great friends!  First they enjoyed the bubble blower together and then they went to get a bite to eat together.

Caleb laughed at Thania for being so dazed.  It would seem that evil sims are strongly affected by the bubble blower since Natalia is also evil….

If you’d like to read the Runaways Legacy from the beginning and check out my other stories, please click here.

Pinterest - My CC Finds - CC/Mods/Poses that I use in my game.

Let Go

Pairing: Linstead
Timeline: Post 5x07 (even though I haven’t watched it, it’s just set after Jay’s undercover)

A/N: I never thought I would write this. But all this pain is hard to deal with lately, and this piece came  to me at 1:20am while my eyes were burning and my throat hurt. Maybe I’m the one who needs to let go. But it’s so damn hard.

I apologize in advance.

Inspired by You Could Be Happy by Snow Patrol and a line in Taylor’s song New Years Day (Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere).

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Seventeen One Shot : Woozi - “She loves me...”

Anon:hi~ i don’t know if request are still open? so i’m sending this in without knowing but do you think you could do pretty u,flower,& woozi? thank you so much ❤️


Yes they’re still open - hope you like it - listen to Pretty U! You can request HERE!

Theme: Jihoon x female reader, angst :L 

Words: 526

*Note! I do not own any lyrics mentioned! And as always - this is just a reaction, it is in no way real, meant to offend, or to be taken seriously! I do own this gif!!*


“Hey, shortie!!” Jihoon heard you call from the bathroom, through a mouthful of toothpaste. He didn’t answer, he merely smirked to himself a small laugh on his lips as he did his best to ignore you.

“Jihooooon!!!!!” you whined poking your head around the door. “Hmuejsodfj,” you had said, through a mouthful of toothpaste. 

A raised eyebrow and a smug laugh later Jihoon translated. “You want me to get your shirt?” he deciphered which earned a quick nod in response. 

“Fankuuu!”

“Whatever,” Jihoon grumbled heading downstairs. Your mom smiled at him like she always did. After all your mom saw him everyday since you two were best friends. The good, the bad, Jihoon had been right by your side. You were his lady after all. 

Jihoon had been thinking about it for months. He’d tried to pick all the right words to say to you, had even sang the words aloud at breakfast to the other members. But, none of it felt right. It would never feel right until he knew how you felt too. 

So, with your shirt in hand he headed back determined to finally let it all go. His palms were sweaty, his heart quickening, his breath trying to keep up with the excitement he was feeling.

“Y/N…I…uh, oh shit sorry!” You were on the phone, a smirk on your lips as you swayed ever so slightly side to side. A giggle on your lips, and Jihoon knew who was on the other end. 

You had always had a crush on Joshua. Jihoon knew why, he was charming, sweet, would do anything for you. Little did you know Woozi would too. You couldn’t see that, not through your Joshua filled goggles. 

“Yeah of course I will!” you practically squealed, and Jihoon’s stomach sank. All hope gone. I have to say something. Anything. Jihoon speak for the love of…

Before you could react Jihoon had pried your phone from your hand, dreading the day he had ever introduced you to Joshua. “Y/N, please don’t go on a date with him…”

“Jihoon, what are you doing?” you snapped reaching for your phone. “Give it back!”

“No! Not until you listen to me…”

You however weren’t in the mood. “Ugh, seriously Jihoon just because you’re jealous that I like Joshua instead of you!” Your eyes widened, and Jihoon could feel his breath catch in his throat. “I didn’t mean it! I’m sorr…”

“You knew?” he stammered, shaking his head and grabbing his stuff. “Whatever Y/N.” He heard you call to him, heard you chase him down the stairs but he was gone. 

He was alone.

Alone in a coffee shop. Rain trickling ever so slowly down the window pane. Condensation forming where the steam of his coffee greeted the chill. Except his eyes were fixed on the flower in the centre. 

A red rose. 

Funny, he’d always pictured the day he would be the one to give you a bouquet of them, but now such memories were broken. Just like each petal that he plucked from its centre. “She loves me…”

And when the final petal fell he sighed. His breath stilled, his heart stopped.

“Not.”

anonymous asked:

About your comment about harry, you are so right! And it’s such an Aquarius thing!!! I do the same thing and I didn’t realize I do it until someone pointed it out to me but like I (use to not much any more) dress super nice and runway all the time so people would sort of go away lol. Now I just use humor/wit (much like him) and keep people laughing/talking and distracted from trying to get to know me. Like we do this to keep people at arms length! It’s an Aquarians #coping mechanism

Yep.  He sits in interviews and he turns them around on the interviewer so suddenly he’s asking them questions and they’re like “OMG HARRY STYLES WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT MEEEEE!!! SQUEEEEEEE!!!” and I’m over here like…well yeah, but it’s so you stop asking him questions about him.

It’s funny to watch the charm…it’s like he flips a switch.  Reminds me of that movie Inside Out at the end when the boy sees a girl and every emotion in his head is going “ALARM!  WOMAN!!  LEVEL TEN FREAK OUT!!!” only Harry’s switch flips to “We have questions headed our way.  Turn on the charm.  Let’s bring it to a four to start, don’t wanna kill anyone…..annnnnnnnnd we have a dating question…level ten people.  Turn it all on.”

If I was dying and I had a turtleneck on, with my last dying breath, I would take the turtleneck off and try to throw it as far away from my body as possible
— 

Elon Musk

I can’t stop laughing. He hates turtlenecks SO much.

Notes to the girl whose house I live in

by reddit user JJX2525

It took me a week to find where you keep your wifi password. A whole week! I was really worried you’d thrown it away, but lo and behold, there it was in the cutlery drawer of all places. Everything about the way you organize things confuses me. I guess because you live on your own now you just put things any old place. I know there was someone else before, I heard you talking about him on the phone. Johnny, I think? Jimmy? Anyway, I know because you said it was tough being alone. But you’re not alone, of course. You have me!

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