i was laughing so hard that i cried

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I’m sorry for not having any recent photos up lately I’m working on a lot of stuff at the moment

but here’s a chicken in pants that made me laugh so hard i cried

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Catching your fish sleeping is weird because the first few times it happens you shit yourself thinking they’re dead but after a while you just walk in and turn on the light and see them lying in some strange ass position, staring into space and dreaming of god knows what, and you just sigh and go, ‘alright weirdo, time to get the fuck up’

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so when i was in like 6th grade, we were taking a test and the room was silent. well my pencil broke so i had gotten up to go sharpen it. but I, being the wierdo I am, had to sing on the way to sharpening my pencil. the tune I sang wasn’t an actual song, but it went a little something like “gotta get your hoes, go get your hoes, don’t forget your hoe hoe hoessss.” i’ll remind you that at this time i was an innocent little 6th grader (but the rest of the class wasn’t). after I had repeated that about 3-4 my teacher got curious what I was singing. when I told him and sang it to the whole class, everyone was laughing except the teacher. he immediately called the principal and i started crying. i didn’t know what was happening. when the teacher asked why I was crying, I said it was because I was confused. i was wailing because i didn’t know i could get in trouble for singing about gardening tools. so about 2 minutes pass and I’m balling on the floor with boogers everywhere. and the principal walks in (just great). about 5 minutes pass and no one is able to talk to me, they are sitting there interrogating me on why i would sing about such things. for some reason, i just kept crying even worse than before. so imagine that every time anyone said something, a little kid just cried louder until the voices would stop. so finally I stop crying. and the teacher/principal (I don’t remember which one) asks me why I cried so hard. and all I had to say was “i didn’t know i could get in such big trouble for singing about a gardening tool…” and that’s when everyone even the teacher started laughing their asses off. and that’s also when I started crying again…

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If you haven’t seen this yet…watch it now.

Sasuke, Kakashi and Gaara tackle a seduction mission- pretending to be hosts in a club to extract information from a dangerous client!! Shikamaru manages the mission (and the club), while Sasuke insists that they call Naruto to be on standby in case things turn into a fight. Naruto is happy to be involved, but…why wasn’t he chosen to be a host?!

The drama CD, brilliantly illustrated/synched by the fansubber, is absolutely hilarious. And yeah, there’s a few things to make SNS and GaaNaru fans especially happy. Shikamaru nails the stereotypes that fangirls squash the guys into, and listening to Sasuke, Gaara and Kakashi deliberately trying to be seductive is the best thing ever.