i was laughing so freakin hard

eulenbeulen  asked:

So hi awkward question a friend asked if your armpit hair is also painted on (like your beard) I told her I don't think so but O don't know, are they? Not that it's in any way relevant. Cheers and goodnight

Originally posted by dean-sam-winchesterbros

(( OOC: Why is this so freakin’ funny!?!?!? 

Uh… Yes… that is my armpit hair… no…. I don’t paint on my armpit hair? *weeps* 

…. I can’t believe I’m posting gifs specifically to show my armpit hair. )) 

Mockery (Negan x Lana)

Summary: Lana is the queen of sass. Negan may have just met his match. 

Characters: Negan x Alana

Word Count: 3,560

Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Fluff and Swearing

Author’s Note: This fic was requested by @i-dont-have-a-harp who sent:

Would you be able to do a fic with a girl called Alana (Lana as a nickname) where she’s super sassy and is taken during the lineup from Alexandria? Negan takes a liking to her but she refuses to fall for him, until he begins showing a softer side when it’s just the two of them, but Lana is too stubborn to admit it until something puts her and Negan in danger? 

I had too much fun writing this. Love me a sassy character. This one is jam-packed with sass, fluff and smut. I hope it’s to your liking. 

Thank you thank you thank you to @ashzombie13 for being my beta reader!

Please let me know what you think! You can message me anytime! I LOVE feedback! (Seriously! Send me asks and you’ll make my whole week)

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An old lady came into the store today and wanted me to show her where the air conditioners were so on our walk to them we walked by a coworker(a guy my age on the heavier side) who was just standing in the isle scanning items and the customer straight up said “wow this is a long walk, is this why you’re thin and he’s not?” bruh swear to god almost bit the damn pavement these old people have no filter they fuckin flex on people for no damn reason like they just tryna leave as many scars as they can before they leave earth

RWBY vol 3 Japanese dub mvp moments (spoilers)

I’ll be uploading the Japanese episodes on Youtube for your viewing pleasure~

FYI: I laughed so hard at Tai’s voice the first time through that I started tearing up and had to pause XD If Qrow’s voice got higher, Tai’s definitely went down a few octaves lol.

And the fact it’s hard enough to hate Adam with his freakin awesome design, they go and give him Nakamura Yuuichi’s voice. Like, that’s so not fair. Also, Mustang from fma:brotherhood as Roman is just awesome.

When their s/o pulls them in for an unexpected kiss

Originally posted by tuanpumpkins

Mark

It’s honestly hard to say with Mark.  I feel like he’s a little more brazen than some of the other guys simply because he’s American and didn’t grow up in the more polite culture of Korea, but even with that said, he’s still a shy little bub.  If it’s early on in the relationship, I feel like he will be more shy about intimate moments like that.  His face will go red and he’ll probably let out one of those ridiculously cute nervous giggles.  However, if we’re talking later in the relationship, BOI!  He’s a Virgo.  He’s Cheeky.  He’s teasing.  He’s going to make you squirm before he’s done with you.  I think it would depend on where and when this is happening.  If out in public, he’ll kiss you back, but not linger (I feel like he’s more conscious of how others perceive him).  Now, if it’s at home, you can expect things to heat up pretty quickly, whether it be a steamy make-out or something a little more energy exerting.  Either way, I think Mark is a toss up kind of guy.  “Baby, you should know better than to surprise me like that.” (do I really need to even say ‘wink wink’?)

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JB

I don’t know what it is about this man that I just think he’s a fluffy, flustered puppy.  Like he seems the type to be more gruff and tough, but he’s not.  Okay?  Whoever is blessed with the chance to be this one’s significant other will learn quite quickly that he’s a giant push over.  He loves to love and loves to be loved.  Lots of blushing, lots of stuttering, lots of unintended aegyo.  Of course, he does have a more ‘serious’ side for when he’s hot and bothered, but you have to get there first or he has to already have the bedroom on his mind.  I don’t know, I guess when I think of Jaebum I just envision cheese.  Like he’s so cheese-y!  Horrible dad jokes, puns that only make sense to him, and dirty, dirty mind that he shares with LITERALLY NO ONE EVER.  Fluff, flustered, puppy?  Yes.  Daddy material? Also yes.  He ain’t even my bias, ladies and gents!  I know one when I see one, I’m just sayin’!  Anyway, even if he leans more towards the Tsundere side of his personality after you surprise kiss him, don’t be alarmed or discouraged.  This guy LOVES when you kiss him, especially when he doesn’t see it coming.  Also, am I the only one who envisions hot, steamy, make up session?  Like you’re both arguing and suddenly BAM you’ve smashed your lips together and the rest is history?  I can’t be the only one!  

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Imagine Chris explaining how he found out you were placed on Team Iron Man.

You and Chris sat in the interview room, waiting for the next interviewer to enter. You were still giggling at how immature Chris had been when Sasha, the previous interviewer, mentioned that you were on Team Iron Man. He didn’t really care, of course, it was all part of the act to promote the movie. The whole reason they put you on Team Iron Man was because you were Chris’ wife; that little conflict of interest was creating a buzz with the media and the fans that promoted the movie in ways no one had imagined.

“You look so beautiful today, sweetheart,” Chris complimented.

“Thank you, honey.” You smiled. “You’re looking very dapper yourself.”

The door clicked open and the next interviewer came in, introducing himself as Max. You both shook hands with him then he sat down and the camera started rolling as he began congratulating the both of you on the success of the movie, as well as your second anniversary, and asking his questions. It didn’t take long for him to bring up the fact that you were on Team Iron Man, like you’d said- it was all people were talking about.

“So I’ve heard that Chris is still sore about you being on Team Iron Man,” Max started. You both chuckled when you heard Chris groan. “Does that make things difficult for you guys at home? Is there a Mr. and Mrs. Smith situation going on? Does your husband hold grudges?”

“You have no idea,” you chuckled, glancing at Chris who was trying hard not to laugh because he knew what you were about to say next. “When he found out I was on Team Iron Man, he actually scolded me for-” You started to tell the story but he cut you off before you could finish.

“She’s telling that story way out of context,” Chris held up a finger at you and you chuckled. “You have to know how I found out first to understand why I was upset with her.” He didn’t actually get upset, that was all part of the bid, but they didn’t need to know that. “So- I was having lunch with RDJ and Kevin Feigi when RDJ’s phone rang.” Chris used his hand to make a phone gesture and placed it to his ear, “he picked up, said nothing, then all of a sudden he looks to me with his eyes lit up and fist pumped.” He acted it out as he explained. “Of course, Kevin already knew so he was sitting there laughing softly to himself whereas I’m just completely clueless, wondering what they were both smirking about.”

“When did Robert tell you the news?”

“Immediately after his little cheer and fist pump,” Chris chuckled. “And he didn’t just tell me the news, he freakin’ rubbed it in my face. He was all like- ‘haha, Y/N is on Team Iron Man’, ‘your wife is on Team Iron Man’, 'what are you going to do, man?’ Etcetera, etcetera.”

“He was not happy with me when he got home,” you giggled. “He walked in and slammed the door behind him, tossing a Captain America shirt at me. I think he said, 'it’s Captain America or nothing.’ I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stop to remind him that it wasn’t my choice, it was Marvel’s.”

“You know what the worst part of it was?” Chris added, “the entire time we were filming Civil War, she like- ditched me every time RDJ came along because she was on his team. I think one lunch, she told me she couldn’t make it because she was going over to his trailer city.”

“Like you’d pass up an invitation to his trailer for lunch,” you countered, laughing. “He has ditched me before too,” you defended your actions and Max laughed. “Literally, when it comes to going to lunch at RDJ’s- there is no friends or family clause, it’s just- every man for himself.”

“That’s true,” Chris nodded, laughing. “Mackie was so mad when Sebastian got invited and he didn’t, that was like-” he choked on his laughter, grabbing his left breast. “The best day ever 'cause I remember Mackie coming over to me complaining but I was going too.”

“Getting an invitation from RDJ is honestly the best thing ever, he has amazing food on his trailer. I think that’s the best part about being on Team Iron Man though, 'cause we’re always in scenes together and he always has food on him.” You told Max and heard Chris groan. “But then again,” you placed your hand on Chris’ knee and squeezed it gently, “it’s also great to be married to Captain America because he helps me work all that food off.”

“That’s all I’m good for, huh?” Chris teased, taking your hand in his.

“Well, you’re good for other things too but they’re filming this interview,” you responded with a smirk and Chris and Max laughed. “I can just see that becoming a gif and trending on Tumblr,” you giggled as you turned to the camera. “Can we cut that out, please?”

“That’s not going to happen,” Max chuckled with a shake of his head. “This interview is gold.”

“Yeah, and now it’s on the record that I’m good for other things too.” Chris winked and you laughed.

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Summary: Tweek goes to a haunted house and accidentally punches a cute boy in the face.
Warnings: shit writing i rushed through this
A/N: OK I MEANT TO POST THIS WAY EARLIER BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT CAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED TO TRICK OR TREAT MIGHT BE A LIL DRUNK DONT CARE UH I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT THOUGH THANKS AND TELL ME ABOUT UR HALLOWEEN ILY ALL

“I change my mind, can I go home?”

“Absolutely not!” Clyde exclaimed from the passenger side. He ignored Token’s protests, who was driving carefully, as Clyde turned around to face Tweek. “Dude, it’s going to be fun.” Without answering, Tweek rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. Leave it to Clyde to think a setup haunted house, of all places on Halloween, would be fun. Granted, it was a better idea than visiting an actual haunted house with real ghosts. That would be the opposite of a fun night.

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blackcur-rants  asked:

So in honour of the new Justice League trailer, can I ask you what you feel are the top ten worst things about the DCEU movies so far?

*grins evilly, cracks knuckles*

Let’s get this one out of the way:

10. This fucking shot right here

“Pretentious” does not even begin to cover it. And that expression! I don’t have much nice to say about Henry Cavill in these movies, but I do enjoy his utter inability to hide his embarrassment at what he’s participating in at this moment. 

9. The Why Did You Even Bother Club: Lois Lane, the Daily Planet, Rick Flag & June Moon, the media, the military, Congress…

Remember how The Avengers had this idea of Agent Coulson as the in-universe fanboy who understood the team better than anybody, and how the best part of Age of Ultron was the trip to Hawkeye’s farm? So why do the “human” elements of the DCEU feel so forced and stale?

8. Someone needs to go to jail for these action scenes

I thank the gods that I (unlike many of my friends) walked into Man of Steel sober, because Snyder’s destruction porn in that movie is a truly bad trip. Everything you need to know about the dude is in this juxtaposition: when he’s showing a building breaking apart, he wants you to see details, dammit, this is his canvas. When he has to cut to, y’know, humans, they’re dully shot and horribly lit, and his impatient desire to get to the next orgasmic splash-panel-shot is palpable. Elsewhere, the Doomsday sequence in BvS not only extends the plot far beyond its logical climax (the dictionary definition of overkill), it’s an unbelievably dull and drab nesting doll of mushroom clouds, pure headache-inducing sound and fury signifying nothing, my least favorite superhero throwdown on screen…until the Enchantress fight in Suicide Squad, which had me in tears in the theater, I was laughing so hard.

7. Pa Kent wants you and your children dead, you hear me? DEAD!

This may be the single worst aspect of Man of Steel specifically. I hate it on every level. I hate that Pa Kent spouts this BS, I hate that we’re supposed to take it seriously, I hate how it bogs down the post-Krypton story with no real weight or payoff (since we already know that Adult Clark is saving people by the time we get his Dad’s speech about not doing so), I hate that entire unbelievably dumb tornado scene, and I hate how freakin’ casual Snyder and Goyer are about death throughout this SUPERMAN STORY. Supes kills Zod, screams that scream…and then he’s downing satellites with a smirk, and biking through an apparently just-fine Metropolis, and hahaha look, glasses! Tone? Stakes? What are those? What was the point to him killing Zod other than Snyder getting that fetishistic close-up of the scream? Man of Steel was always going to be a bad movie, but this is where it became a Bad movie.

6. THIS IS KATANA

SHE’S GOT MY BACK

5. Batman v Superman is I Took Half a Philosophy Course, The Movie

Every single second of this insufferable thing is screaming at you to take it seriously. Every. Single. One. And it’s earned maybe 2% of the time, usually when it directly swipes a line from a comic. There’s nothing else to most of these scenes—just This Is Dramatic, with no attention put into the “this” from the basic “we need to care about these people” angle that Marvel generally has a lock on. The ambition falls flat. In particular, the worldbuilding sequences in BvS (the Injustice future, the Flash visitation, the videos of future JL members) constitute some of the clumsiest and most misguided scenes ever in a comic book movie, because they thoroughly ratfuck the tone, pacing, and focus in the most masturbatory manner imaginable outside of literal porn. (Has there ever been a less appropriate use of Exciting Pump-You-Up music than when Wonder Woman is…sitting at her laptop…watching QuickTime videos?) 

4. Scene to scene, line to line, end to end, every storytelling decision in Suicide Squad is wrong

I don’t demand a movie make perfect logical sense for me to like it, and nitpicking about plot holes often aggravates me, because there are many more important things to making and watching movies. What I demand is that you not assemble your movie like a dozen different food-poisoning-induced fever dreams all happening simultaneously. When you have to literally actually reshow parts of your “villain launches their evil plan” sequence (kind of an important part of a comic book movie!) because it was so confusing and poorly communicated the first time through, you’ve lost any semblance of structural coherence. This isn’t clever nonlinear storytelling. This is an abysmal, abyssal editing fail. Honestly, given the garbage fire behind the scenes, Suicide Squad barely counts as a finished movie.

Final three slots reserved for the fatal performances. You know the ones.

3. How did you let Jared Leto keep doing this after day one

How did you not brain him with a shovel or something

2. Why, though

Why would you do this to us

And of course, at #1…

1. This ostensibly sentient block of granite you insist on calling Clark Kent

Ok, that’s not entirely fair. He’s poorly cast, written, and directed. The DCEU is fundamentally broken because its central character does not work. He’s got two modes–deadly boring and straight-up deadly–and neither is compelling. I’m far from the first to say it: this is a Superman for people who never liked Superman.

dearconnmurphy  asked:

BAAAABES CAN YOU HIT ME UP WITH SOME OF THOSE GOOD INSECURE JARED HCS???

Oh my lord, yes. My smol boi.

- He’s that kind of guy to make jokes about how gorgeous he is and pretends to be sooo far up his own ass

- But the moment someone makes a joke that pokes at his insecurities he is inconsolable

- You’ve had to tell off Connor a couple of times in private for this

- He doesn’t let anyone know that they got to him, except you

- He gets annoyed when you try to reassure him, he can’t help but think you’re lying

- Stroppy Stroppy Jared.

- But you’re stubborn and you keep telling him he’s perfect because you can’t have him thinking he’s anything less

- He’s constantly telling you to leave it alone and stop saying all these “great but untrue” things about him but he’s secretly hoping you don’t ever stop.

- Don’t worry, you never do.

- One time when it got really bad, you pulled out your laptop and made him wait confused while you made a FrEAkiN PowerPoint presentation on everything you love about him.

- You can’t make his insecurities disappear but my God did that presentation make him laugh. So hard he forgot he was upset

- Sometimes that’s all he needs. A distraction, something/someone to make him smile

- Thank God he has you.

peter parker headcanon: secret relationship with peter -requested

Anon: omg i love your last headcanon post!! if you’re still doing them would you headcanon about trying keeping yours and peter’s relationship a secret from ned/mj?
oF COURSE I CAN SORRY THIS is long as heCK I hope this is ok???? 

feel free to request: here !

HERE WE GO!,,,

  • • Ok so originally yall were friends before you know you guys were that friend group, peter, you, ned, and mj and you guys were freaKin riDe oR DIE
    • You guys all met freshman year and from then you guys all got on super well because you guys were all put in the same English class and sat at the same table and peter and ned who had known each other from their last school were craCkin jokes left and right and you would almost cry you were laughing so hard ,,,, their banter was just too much sometimes
    • And mj would just make wise cracks at them which added the sass you guys needed,,,
    • And you were the cautious one, looking after everyone ,,,,,, the mom friend
    • By some odd chance (actually peter was just too cute and too perfect you couldn’t help but fall for him lets be real) you started to get fEELINGS for the nerd and then movie nights where you guys all sprawl out on respective couches turn into “y/n can I sit here? ned wont share the other couch” what liar he just wanted to sit next to you and he sits next to you and he’s always half watching whatever movie, half watching your expressions as you watch the movie bc you’re so pretty and mesmerizing
    • And he finds himself smiling so biG when your name pops up in the group chat, he’s just trying to be witty and funny all the time to get a reaction or something from you
    • Aunt May notices peter and how he’s smiling at his phone a little too often and a little too wide,,, and asks him if hes texting a girl
    • “just y/n, ned, and mj” with that awkward smile (you know the one when hes obviouslt hiding something!!) and may just knows bc she’s caught you looking at peter when mj says something funny just to see him laugh
    • So one night after ned and mj went home after a movie night and hes still sitting next to you on the couch even though there is a whole empty couch!! And your hands are booth resting on the couch and peter is feeling confident he totally gave himself a pep talk so he reaches for your hand and puts his pinky on top of yOUrs
    • You weren’t sure of this was maybe an accident?? Bc you read into things too much to begin with and you don’t want to get your hopes up so you don’t react at all
    • Then peter takes you not pulling away as a good sign !!! so he moves his pinky and completely intertwines it with yours {kill me pLs
    • You’re freaking out and your heart is going !!!!! and you move your eyes away from the tv to look at him and he’s already looking at you {kill me pt. 2}
    • And he’s got this look in his eyes and hes so scared and hes basically wearing his heart on his freakin sleeve and hes regretting everything that’s happened in the last 5 minutes bc he knows he just ruined your friendship if you don’t feel the same
    • You are both blushing like mad and you’re sure he can feel the heat of your face because hes leaning in????
    • All you can think is : is this really about to happen!!
    • Again you don’t back away so peter thinks you may not hate him yet! which is good!
    • Your noses touch and peter just sighs and smiles bc he’s wanted this even when he didn’t know he did
    • You make the next move of slipping your arms around his neck and pushing the tips of your fingers through the curls at the base of his neck which makes him want to diE
    • Then he goes IN FOR THE KISS and softly kisses you and he’s not even sure if h’es doing this right bc he’s never kissed anyone before and he wants to be a good kisser for you, he wants to give you a good kiss!
    • You both kinda melt into the kiss   because you under estimated how big your crushes on each other were way larger than you both originally thought
    • Peter freaking starts to giggle which makes you laugh and you both kind of pull away and hes looking at you with this goofy smile and so much blush because now that hes kissed you he doesn’t think he can ever not kiss you
    • And little does he know you’re feeling the exact same way
    • Peter then gets nervous and knows he should say something so he starts word vomiting,, 
    •“y/nimsosorryforcomingontoyouiunderstandifyouneverwanttodothatagainbutireallylikeyouandplsbemygirlfriend?”
    • “of course pete
    • loTs more kissing
    • yall are kissing and aunt may waLKS IN and shes yelling out for peter to come out of his room because she got take out but then she turns and sees you guys with swollen ish lips and peter is low key freaking out
    • “uMMMM im just going to head home, see you tomorrow peter?” as you rush out bc aunt may has that “I know you guys were smooching” look on her face
  • ”you know that now the doors are going to have to stay open when she’s over. I don’t want any grand nieces and nephews running around!” “MAY !!!!” *cue peter blushing and retreating to his room*
  • Later peter texts you and you guys agree that for now you guys will keep it low key because you don’t want to mess with the dynamic of the 4 of you and what you have is special and new so you don’t want to make a big deal out of it
  • So you are always the last to leave when you all hang out so you and peter can be cute and couple-y and kiss and cuddle
  • and peter always has to coincidentally get groceries at the grocery store by your apartment building or hes walking you home but mj and ned don’t need to know that
  • Peter just kinda wants to tell the world you’re his girlfriend bc you are so amazing and beautiful and smart but you insist he cant so he doesn’t  but he wants to
  • 99% of the time you ended up sharing your lunch with peter bc his dumb tired ass left his on the counter almost every single day because he was so tired from patrolling studying and watching science documentaries and talking to you until like 3 am
  • And when mj, ned, and peter made their way to your lunch table (they all had chemistry together without you which waS SO UNFAIR) and peter plops down next to you
  •   and everyone pulls out their respective lunches and you pull out 2 lunches bc you were getting tired of splitting your lunch with peter
  • He doesn’t even have to ask for one, you just slide him the brown bag with “peter the nerd :) <3” on the front,,, hoping that mj and ned don’t notice the heart that you spent like 20 minutes that morning debating about
  • And peter graciously accepts (as a friend would!! Of course) and you blush a lil bc maybe it was over the top? I mean he didn’t ask for a lunch maybe mj and ned knew that and now they know about everythinG
  • And peters mind is going a mile a minute as he’s looking at your sheepish smile and thinking how gosh dang cUTE your smile is and he just wants grab you and kiss you in front of everyone in the cafeteria
  • mj: “wow didn’t know you were in love with peter y/n, hearts on his lunch?? Are we invited to the wedding?“ and ned laughs and peter chokes on his pb and j and starts coughing up a storm as you kinda slap his back and you try to cultivate an excuse as to why you put a heart on his lunch
  • “ I thought it would be ,,, funny because you know,,, I saw may do it once “ as you look as him play along peter
  • “ yeah shes right may always puts those little hearts on my lunch!!” as he nods a little too eagerly and ned seems satisfied with your answer
  • Mj isn’t too convinced as she shoots you a knowing look that you play off with a shrug she’s observant enough to know you’re both big fat liars
  • “what are you guys hiding??”I’m kidding 
  • mj totally knows about you guys but lets you live in your little loved up bubble bc you both look so happy and all she wants is for her friends to be happy
  • Peter shoots you a loving knowing smile as he goes to inter lace your pinky’s under the table its your thing
  • Ned is so oblivious but mj catches you shooting a im so in love with him look at peter one day as she looks up from her book as hes talking about star wars with ned in a hushed voice as you guys all hang out at the library  its #confirmed
  • and you cant help but stare bc he’s just sO passionate about the things and people he loves, like you
WOLFSTAR COFFEESHOP AU

hello loves! this is my first headcanon about wolfstar in this senario, and my first ever public headcanon, so please enjoy!

this is for my lovely fandom mom @malfoyv, love you <3

-remus is a barista at starbucks.
-he loves it there because he can get free employee discounts for coffee (that and stress are about the only things that keep himgoing), and he needs the money to keep going to college and get his degree.
-he is having a particularly shitty day when Sirius walks in, hair windswept from riding his motorcycle on the way there.
-sirius, james, and lily are all hanging out outside (since there is a long ass line and they have to wait forever)
-james and lily go first because sirius had to park his motorcycle somewhere
-when sirius sees remus, he just goes *slackjawed*
-like remus was the best looking guy he’d ever seen
-hOt DaMN <- Sirius’s first thought
-hazel eyes, tussled hair, so freakin’ TALL
-when remus first sees sirius, he is internally swearing because LOOK AT SIRIUS
-but remus is good at keeping his emotions intact and puts on a professional face
-“how may I help you today?”
-sirius is STILL STARING like what are you doing man?
-“ummm…what today is good- I MEAN, what’s good for you–I MEAN…”
-while sirius is struggling, remus is trying soo hard not to laugh because sirius is so goddamn hot yet he can’t stop stuttering
-remus decides to save sirius from embarrassment and says “you mean what’s good today? like our specials?” with *that* look
-sirius is so flustered and is blushing everywhere
-he finally just goes “yeah”
-but BOY he doesn’t know what he started
-remus, my dude, LOVES his coffee and goes on rants DAILY
-so when this hot af guy asks him what’s good looking like that, you know he’s going to lose his shit and ramble to eternity
-five minutes later, when most of the line is gone because peter, his coworker, handles like pretty much all of the line, remus finally floats back to reality
-sirius is staring at him, mouth open, grey eyes sparkling, and he is the only one left to handle
-remus looks back at him for 5 seconds
-and then HE TURNS SO RED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
-IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT
-HE SPENT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES TALKING TO A RANDOM STRANGER ABOUT COFFEE
-STRAIGHT UP FCKING COFFEE
-DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSED HE IS
-I SHIT YOU NOT SIRIUS GETS SO WORRIED ABOUT REMUS IN THAT MOMENT
-BECAUSE HE GOES FROM RAMBLING FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT TO DEAD SILENCE AND A RED BEAUTIFUL BLUSH ON HIM
-NOT THAT SIRIUS MINDS
-IN FACT
-THIS WAS HIS MOMENT TO SHINE AND MAKE A MOVE
-“so…I think i’ll have a mocha latter and your number ;)”
-remus just nods really fast and does the whole process silently
-because he doesn’t want to mess up whatever he has with sirius rn
-but sirius just stares at remus, drinking him in
-and frantically trying to think of more pickup lines
-because he really likes remus
-and he wants to get to know him better
-after sirius gets his coffee and remus finishes his shift
-remus gets a text saying “see you tomorrow beautiful;)”
-AND TURNS BEET RED AGAIN
-three weeks later, after remus and sirius have been texting nonstop and seeing each other at starbucks almost everyday during remus’s shift
-remus gives sirius his usual (mocha)
-but when sirius sees the pickup line remus normally writes there (because let’s be honest, remus is WAYY better at this)
-all he sees is “date at 7?” with a little heart
-and he is SHOOK
-I mean, that is literally the CUTEST way to ask someone out
-and remus is just in front of him, shyly smiling
-because inside, remus is FREAKING OUT
-WAS THAT TOO MUCH
-SHOULD I HAVE WAITED
-WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THIS
-WHAT ARE WE EVEN GOING TO EAT
-but sirius doesn’t know what to say
-so he just smiles really big
-and that’s remus’s cue to relax
-because they both know it’s a yes
-to finish it off
-remus bends over the counter and
-FUCKING KISSES SIRIUS ON THE NOSE
-A FUCKING NOSE KISS
-and says “later love”
-SIRIUS DIES


-and… that is it! :)

clumsy! Minghao

For @opalescentobrien : “… can you do a clumsy!minghao au?”

  • this boiiiii
  • minghao is in your office
  • again
  • for like the fifth time this week
  • “hey y/n.” he smiles, wincing
  • “minghao why are you here again?”
  • “i accidentally tripped and scraped my knee during dance rehearsal” he gives an embarrassed chuckle
  • minghao was a bit clumsy
  • yes, you could say that
  • he could trip over absolutely nothing
  • or trip over himself
  • if it exists, he’ll probably find some way to trip over it
  • he once tripped over a rubber duck don’t ask
  • let’s just say Seungkwan gave his rubber duck a very nice funeral (THIS WAS AN UNINTENTIONAL PUN I’M SORRY)
  • minghao also insists on continuing martial arts
  • which he was still decent at
  • heck not just decent, amazing
  • when supervised and extra precautions are taken 
  • but everyone tends to be worried about him because he’s a bit klutzy
  • nunchucks can go flying
  • every time minghao tries practicing
  • everyone goes ducking behind a table just in case
  • the worst part was he seems to get hurt too often
  • last week he scratched his arm (another flying nunchucks case)
  • and he also bumped into Jun
  • not intentionally this time
  • and ended up getting a bruise
  • and like always, he ends up in your office
  • “why do you always do this minghao?” you laugh while cleaning and applying ointment on his scratched knee
  • he just shrugs and gives you a cute pouty look
  • “how could I stop doing stuff I love?” He gives another shrug
  • “you got me there” you say with a sigh, “I just wish you didn’t get hurt”
  • “I’ll try not to” he laughs again giving you a cheeky wink
  • clumsy or not
  • minghao works hard at everything he does
  • maybe that’s why you find him so freakin attractive
  • other svt members tease him about not being careful 
  • not letting him cook in case something (like the carpet) gets set on fire you dont wanna know
  • or cleaning in case soap water floods the bathroom (at this point just don’t ask how on anything)
  • and minghao would be disappointed whenever he messed up
  • but everyone would reassure him that regardless, he’s part of the team and he’s loved
  • and so the silly nunchuck-wielding rabbit that is minghao always ends up in your office
  • you deal with a whole myriad of injuries when working with idols
  • any injuries not big enough to warrant a hospital visit get sent to you
  • if an idol so much as sneezes
  • you’ll know about it
  • and since minghao always ends up slightly hurt somewhere often
  • you’re both pretty close friends
  • since he sees you often
  • one day minghao bursts through your office door
  • “Y/n!”
  • Without looking up you say, “minghao on a scale of 1-10 how much pain do you feel?” suppressing laughter
  • “it’s not me this time!”
  • this catches you off-guard and you look up at minghao
  • who’s holding a puppy in his arms
  • “I’m not a vet, minghao!”
  • you’re laughing but you go over to inspect the animal in his arms
  • “I know but this guy was just whimpering outside and limping.”
  • he sounded out of breath he must have ran here.
  • “and you always take such good care of my health, I trust you to take care of him.”
  • you’re kind of speechless but snap out of it quickly
  • “Alright let me take a look.” You look at the puppy
  • “looks like he just has a small sprain in his leg but I could ask my veterinarian friend for an x-ray to make sure nothing’s fractured”
  • “see I knew you could help him!”
  • you watch as Minghao starts talking to the puppy
  • “hey there little guy! Don’t worry, you see that pretty person over there? they’re going to make you feel better!”
  • pretty?
  • minghao looks at you with a small smile
  • “you’re always making me feel better I knew you could help out this pup too.”
  • “just doing my job,” you smile.
  • “But it’s more than that. When someone gets hurt, you show genuine concern and you’re always checking up on them even after they leave. I admire that you have so much compassion.”
  • all this time, you’ve admired minghao though
  • his determination or stubbornness to work hard every day regardless of what people thought and of his own shortcomings
  • “Thank you, Minghao.”
  • you both stand side-by-side, elbows touching, to help wrap the dog’s leg in a cloth to keep it steady for now
  • “wanna go out for lunch before heading to the vet’s for that x-ray?” he asks you
  • he looks at you intently, where your not sure whether he means in a freindly way or?
  • searching his eyes, then features, the tips of his ears are red
  • smiling brightly,
  • “i’d love to.”

Originally posted by gong-yoo

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~ admin jess

tickle fights with Tommy Holland would include

Originally posted by prettystucky

  • it was a chill and quiet evening in your and Tom’s shared apartment
  • you were cuddle up in bed, reading your favorite book
  • he was next to you, playing some random game on his phone
  • soon you heard him put his phone on your bedside table and sigh
  • then he sighed even loudly
  • again
  • and again
  • and again
  • you knew that he was trying to get your attention
  • but you we’re not going to give in so easily
  • him coughing loudly
  • “maaan, i think i may be sick”
  • no reaction from you
  • “i feel horrible, i think i’ve got a sore throat”
  • no reaction
  • him coughing again but this time with more emotion
  • “i *cough* am dying *cough* help!”
  • him closing his eyes and holding his breath
  • you turning the page of your book
  • him opening his one eyes to see if you were looking at him
  • nope, you were too busy reading
  • “okay, love, you left me no choice”
  • him tearing the book away from your hands
  • “Tommy! give it back!”
  • “oh so now you’re talking to me, nice”
  • him holding your book higher
  • wiggling his eyebrows
  • “ohhh so you think you’re tough, Mr Holland”
  • “i don’t think, love, i KNOW it. I’m the freakin Spiderman!”
  • “idiot”
  • your hands going to his hips as you’re dugging your fingers into his most ticklish spot
  •  him crying out with laughter
  • tickling him even faster
  • “s-stop baby, p-please”
  • you pretending to think
  • “nope”
  • your fingers going to his weak spot on his neck
  • his whole body shaking from laughing too hard
  • “I’M BEGGING YOU AHAHAHAHA STOPPPP”
  • “only if you apologize first”
  • “OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY, DOLL HAHAHA STOP”
  • releasing him
  • regretting it instantly
  • “i’m sorry for LYING TO YOU”
  • him hopping on top of you
  • and tickling you even harder
  • “it’s time for you to have a taste of your own medecine”