i was just in the basement

anonymous asked:

Congrats on 2k, I feel like I've been following for so long you so deserve this!!! ❤️ For the sentence thing could you do "I swear, we're soulmates" with Jason please? Thank you!!!

When Jason got home, he instantly felt into slight panic when he was greeted with emptiness Usually you’d be here to greet him yet you were nowhere to be found. 

Thinking the worst, Jason began rampaging through his and yours shared collection of weapons hidden in the apartment before coming across a note on the fridge. Curious, he inspected it and a sigh of relief was released.

Still alive, not kidnapped. Just at the shooting range. Love, [F/N]

With a short laugh, he went down to the basement, where the shooting range was located. At first, Jason was shocked to find that you had one but when you explained your parents used to be some secret agents with an even more secret government agency, he was convinced.

He saw you shooting the hell out of the target when he got there. Instead of going to you, instead he leaned against the wall and simply watched you with a smile. 

When you took a break, you caught his eye and that was his queue to approach you. 

“Hey Jay, welcome back.” you greeted, giving him a quick kiss before returning to your previous task of annihilating those poor targets.

“What’s got you so worked up today?” Jason inquired, wrapping his arms around your torso and gently kissing your neck. 

“My damn boss.” you spat. “That. Fucking. Asshole.” With every word, you shot another bullet, making Jason chuckle at the way you release your anger.

I swear, we’re soulmates.” he murmured into your ear.

“Hm? How so?”

“Well, you like to shoot people when you’re angry.” Jason responded, “like me.” His eyes shone with amusement which only made you shake your head.

“A lot of people like to shoot people when they’re angry, you’d be surprised.”

“But how many actually pick up a gun and do it?

You paused and thought about it. “Okay, fair point.”

Moved the guinea pigs to the basement cause we’re getting up to 38.5°C this summer and that’s just too much for them. That was 3 days ago cause they barely moved around and were obviously having trouble in dealing with the heat.

They hate me. They don’t even take food from my hands anymore 😢

Now I feel like..maybe they’d be better ofd upstairs. Maybe they need human interaction?
They got fresh air, light, fresh fruits n veggies, their hay and everything. But they haaaaaate me

me, giving the babadook his daily bucket of worms from 7 feet away in my basement: h-h-h-here y-you go m-m-mr. babadook i-i hope… i hope they’re to you’re l-liking…. 

the babadook, screeching inhumanly for a moment before stopping abruptly: ellie should i have stayed in the closet?

me, shocked at his forwardness to show his emotions, letting my guard down as my inevitable need to comfort others overwhelms me: b-baba, no… sweetheart don’t you ever think that… you are loved. you are valid. you are an inspiration to all of us. please tell me you’re not rethinking coming to pride?

the babadook, clicking his long, spindly fingers together and gently kicking the bucket of earthworms with his toe: i dunno… everyone just has this predisposed idea about me that i’m just like. a stereotypical gay guy, not that there’s anything wrong with that but it’s like… idk. i just wanna be accepted y’know? like i just love men a lot and it took me a long time to be able to say that… you know what i mean?

me, sitting down next to him and offering him a worm as we chill on the basement floor: yeah dude i feel you. tell you what… you think over it for the next day or two, and if you don’t wanna go i wont force you. but, those people who think those things of you are such a small minority that they hardly matter in the grand scheme of things. you’re important and loved and valid and you’re gay! and there’s no right or wrong way to BE gay, no matter what straight people say.

the babadook, slurping some worms: ur right ellie, thanks… ur a real one…

me, touching my hand to my chest in quiet contemplation, shaking my head gently: no i… thank You baba. really. thank You.

Voltron Ghost Adventures AU where all five of them are just a mess of clunky camera gear and nerves and they constantly have the weirdest experiences as they stumble into haunted houses just hoping for the best

  • “Pidge, you brought the night vision goggles right???” “No, you said grab provisions. I got some Skittles and a Twinkie. Why, do you want the Twinkie?” “Pidge, you had one job.”
  • For some reason, spirits in almost every single house grab Lance’s ass and no one can figure out why
  • “Jesus, Hunk, take me to dinner first” “Lance, I’m across the hall” “Ohhhh my gooooood GUUUYS A SPIRIT JUST GRABBED MY ASS”
  • Shiro always gets things thrown at him. like, every single time. It’s where he’s gotten most of his scars because they’ll be walking into a kitchen and a chair will come skrrrrting around the corner and fly at his face
    • “But why is it always me?” “Probably because you’re so offensively good-looking” 
  • If there’s a scary doll in the house, it will find Keith. It always does.
    • *somewhere, Keith shrieks* “haha guess you could call Keith a chick magnet” “Lance, I hope a spirit pushes you down the stairs just because you said that stupid pun” “Y’know, Pidge, you’re always so sweet to me”
  • Hunk screams at any movement or creak in the house, every single time
  • Pidge gets into the habit of talking with the spirits like they’re her best friends and ignores imminent danger because she just explains it as them having a nice conversation
    • “Hunk, put me down, I’m fine, Charlene just wants to point me to where her body is” “PIDGE, THERE IS A KNIFE FLYING TOWARDS YOUR FACE I DON’T THINK SHE CARES IF YOU FIND HER BODY”
  • Most of the time, they just end up recording them creeping around abandoned shacks really carefully
  • Hunk always uses too much zoom so when he and Lance are exploring the west side of a mansion and Lance turns around and whispers “did you hear that”, all that Hunk sees on his night vision camera is Lance’s huge glowy eyes and his gigantic nostrils
  • At least once a week, they get locked in the basement of wherever they’re exploring and it always becomes a situation of life or death for them to escape yet they forget to plan for how to prevent it for the next time

Do you ever think about how during mid S2, Isak had just ran away from home and was just so lost and scared and ended up living in the kollektiv’s basement. He was so scared of going back home, and I can’t imagine how he was feeling. Because he moved out from home when he wasn’t even 17. He was 16 years old. And then during the summer he officially moved in there and took Noora’s old room.

And in another place, same universe and same time, there was Even who just had his whole life turned upside down. With everything that happened in Bakka and feeling like he lost his friends, and just feeling so ashamed. He felt like everything and everyone turned against him. That he was destined to be alone. He just didn’t see the point of it anymore.

But can you believe that the universe told them to just wait? “I know that you’re feeling alone, but you just wait” “just hold on for a little bit longer” “there’s something good coming your way, trust me”

The universe told them to just wait, because a few months later they’d both find themselves at Nissen and their eyes would meet and they’d just know.

And it was like: “then my soul saw you and it kind of went ‘Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you.’”

excuse me while I d i e ❤❤❤

(lil bb davo taking even his imaginary hockey games so seriously why does this not surprise me)

Wonder Woman had a few comedic moments but you know what made me laugh hardest???? The part where Diana sends Bruce an email. Like it’s not even meant to be comical it’s just the Concept of Casually Emailing Batman is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen like they live in such an advanced version of our universe but it’s still set up like “hang on lads gotta shoot an email to the antisocial high tech bat guy because he never comes out of his basement and this is the only way to get a hold of him”

Ended a lucrative business relationship because of an incompetent, racist owner.

This happened over the course of the last week.

I hired a company to correct a big sinkage in my basement. They come in and drill holes and spray industrial foam under the flooring to level it. About a week ago they sent a guy over to locate all of the pipes and scope them for damage.

Then about 3 days ago the foam guys show up and get to work. About halfway through they stop and call me into the basement. There’s water running along my baseboards and they’re afraid they’ve hit a pipe.

They call the owner of the scoping company to come over and re-scope the pipes. He does and finds massive corrosion running all through it. I ask him why they didn’t find that on the first scope, and he tell me they weren’t looking for damage they were just locating the pipe. This makes no sense to me as you don’t need to put a camera into a pipe to locate the pipe.

Then he gives me the sales pitch. It’s going to cost between $4000 and $6000 to fix it, but he can get a “crew of cheap Mexicans” out there who “don’t pull permits” and can do it for much less. He says plumbers will rip you off, he used to be a plumber. I ask, “Oh, and you ripped people off?” I tell him no thanks on the labor, I’ll call my basement company back and let them deal with it.

During the course of the conversation with the scoping company owner he tells me they do about 100 of these a week for the basement company. Scoping is $99, cleaning is $125. At least $10,000 a week, probably $500,000 a year they make from the foam guys.

So here’s the rub. When things started to go pear shaped, I do what I used to do back in college when I had to have conversations with police. Put my phone in my shirt pocket and started to record. (No wiretapping laws in my state.) That’s right. I’ve got this guy soliciting illegal labor to me in full living digital color.

The next day, the basement company sends out some licensed and bonded plumbers to fix my pipes for $0 because of the failure to locate the pipes. That’s right, the scoping company marked the pipe FOUR FEET away from where it actually was. The scoping company not only didn’t find any damage, they didn’t even find the pipe. They did literally nothing. The basement plumbers do an excellent, professional job. They bill the scoping company for their time.

This morning the foam guys came back to finish the job and I tell them about the sleaze ball that they’ve contracted. I play the audio for them of the guy trying to sell me on “cheap Mexican” illegal labor. Half of the foam crew is Hispanic men. They are NOT pleased.

The white crew chief tells me, “We are never doing business with that company ever again. I’m calling our owner right now.” He also read me the contract that they had with the scoping company that explicitly says they are to look for damaged pipes, vindicating me once more.

Not an everyday food

I ran a Hero Kids adventure for my sons for the first time ever. The Knight (7 years old) and the Storm Mage (5 years old) had just rescued the innkeeper’s son (NPC) from the Basement o'Rats. 

Inkeeper’s Son: “Oh I’m so grateful! I’m getting you as much ice cream as you can eat for free, all week long!”

Storm Mage: “I don’t like ice cream.”

Knight: “Ice cream is not an everyday food.”

Me, OOC: “… who are you and what did you do to my sons?”

Storm Mage, OOC: “It’s only pretend!”

Knight, OOC: “Don’t worry, you can take us to the ice cream parlour later and we’ll prove it’s really us!”

  • The Supergirl promo team: but can you trust a luthor 👀👀👀😉😉😉
  • Everyone in national City: she's just like her brother
  • Lena Luthor: *gives Ted talks, organizes charity events in which she also stops bad guys, worked out of a basement trying to cure cancer, saw teleportation tech and immediately went to how it could help people*
  • Everyone: we just can't tell if she can be trusted
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Yeah, I had nothing better to do than to draw maps of the studios …

Just so you know, these maps are giving an idea of how it’s inside, but some of the dimensions are not exact (I did this watching let’s plays cuz I can’t buy the game) and some information (expecially pentagram) is missing. So if you find something to add just TELL ME and I’ll correct it !

(The secret rooms aren’t drawn)

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all i asked was for jonghyun and samuel to be in the top 11 but APPARENTLY mnet hates talent and we’ve all just been thrown under the bus this top 11 is not ideal and you will not catch me buying the album, i’ll be crying over the fact that nu’est will not have a comeback for two years, pls keep aron in your prayers as he withers away in the pledis basement with dongho, minki & jonghyun

Can we talk about how Isak was probably all sad and alone on his birthday last year? How he had probably just moved out of the basement and finally into Kollektivet after Noora left for London?
Can we talk about how he was probably terrified because he was all alone for the first time in his life and he had just turned 17 and his mother wasn’t doing too good? Can we talk about about how he had just cut ties with his old self and was getting caught in an endless circle of self-loathing?
Can we talk about how he was probably lonely and confused and in denial, how he was probably repressing his feelings and his attraction to boys? Can we talk about how he probably felt like he couldn’t be himself because he didn’t know himself enough, because he didn’t know he was capable of being so full of love and compassion?

That same boy is now celebrating his birthday with the man of his dreams in the comfort of their home 💛 That same boy loves himself now and loves others and loves his boyfriend and has a heart so big so so big that radiates love and care and compassion. That same boy is no longer afraid. That same boy has found his center and his home.

Happy birthday Isak Valtersen 💛🎉