i was just going to wait to post it but

my experiences with overwatch characters
  • genji: despite all the 'i need healing' memes, they're usually pretty nice. they know the entire team is watching and waiting for them to crash and burn
  • mccree: either spawn from hell or just here to have a good time (usually the latter). will probably try to say hi at the enemy spawn
  • pharah: very friendly. will almost never get their ult to go off but won't be salty about it. thanks healthpacks
  • reaper: KINKY. either cursed as shit or will say hello to anything and everything. anyone that mains reaper has dreamt of him crushing their head between his monster thighs
  • solider 76: VANILLA. it's okay though, most people want to fuck him but can't explain it
  • sombra: definitely only here to have a good time since she's basically useless until the devs give her a monster buff. if the player spams the boop voiceline you will hear that noise in your nightmares forever
  • tracer: very high chance they're gay. very high chance one of the enemy team will switch to tracer because they're annoying
  • ana: absolute sweethearts who will risk life and her other eye to keep you alive. secretly enjoys watching the person she's nanoboosted lose their fucking mind trying to make the most of it though
  • lúcio: again, really sweet. unless they're on ilios in which case he's public enemy number one and even if he's on your team you shoudn't trust him
  • mercy: probably picked healer because everyone else picked genji and hanzo. alternatively, a masochist. if the pistol is used a lot they probably mained medic in TF2 and don't fear god or death
  • zenyatta: most likely play competitive too much. another top tier picks for gays but they probably have clinical depression
  • symmetra: [flicking teleporter on and off] welcome to my reality welcome to my reality
  • reinhardt: in the top three most likely to say hi in spawn. please get behind him
  • roadhog: this one is skin dependent. normal roadhogs are like your weird uncle but roadhogs with the islander or junkenstein's monster skin are maniacs and will hook your entire ancestral line across the map
  • winston: i've only ever seen like three. cryptids
  • zarya: tied with tracer and zenyatta as a pick for gays. a good zarya will take your bullets and shove them back up your ass at mach-1 speed
  • d.va: the chaotic good of the universe. probably has play of the game before the match has even started
  • bastion: probably tried to play bastion in competitive once and that was enough. anyone that places him on that elevator thing in hollywood is a scorpio
  • hanzo: they take skirmish way too seriously
  • junkrat: THE CHAOTIC EVIL TO D.VA'S CHAOTIC GOOD. the sound of a riptire is actually an effective tactic to kill the enemy team irl because half of them will have a stroke out of stress
  • torbjörn: lava eating machine. all of them are cursed and i'm personally afraid of him
  • widowmaker: 57 shots, 1 kill. if they're using the odile skin they're probably a straight male
  • mei: fuck you to hell

anonymous asked:

You do realize nosleep is fiction? Quit making an ass of yourself and stick to posting true stories

Lol, some people get so outraged by the most nonsensical things.

I don’t think your inability to read tags before raging at a stranger online constitutes as me making an ass out of myself. Is it my fault you assume every single thing you read on a blogging website should be taken as fact? Nope. If this is how irate you get over somebody posting creepypasta and hoaxes (which I do frequently - I have pages upon pages in those tags) please unfollow cause damn, that’s asinine and really not normal. Maybe get off the internet and go outside or even read a book. Make sure you clarify whether or not it’s fiction or non-fiction first, though… That’s just a disaster waiting to happen. Anyway, have a great day nevertheless! Hopefully tomorrow is better for you.

Gajevy Week 2017 - Grief

This one hurts. It’s kind of supposed to, but it hurt even to write. Character death warning, don’t read this if you’re not prepared to be sad. 

As always, Fairy Tail characters and the world they live in belong to Hiro Mashima, not me. 

Look at that. Holy crap I’ve only got one to go and I’ll have posted them all on time. I only had to stay up past midnight three nights in a row to do it. 

“Daddy! Catch me!” Shutora squealed as she leapt from a tree to her father’s waiting arms. Gajeel laughed as he caught her, spinning in a circle before setting her on the ground. The little girl giggled, running right back to climb the tree she’d just jumped out of. Her twin was sitting higher than she, but he wasn’t jumping. Instead, he’d wedged himself in a split in the branches, fully entrenched in a book. “Oii, Pipsqueak, that book any good?” His son didn’t even flinch, simply turned the page and kept reading. Gajeel watched him for a moment before shifting his crimson eyes to find his wife. She was stretched out on a blanket under another tree, the gentle breeze ruffling her hair as she sang quietly to their baby. The child was only a month old, but the day had been too perfect for the whole family to miss the chance to spend it at the park.

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anonymous asked:

Hi sorry for asking, but do you have an ETC (Estimated Time of Completion) on chapter 11 of Allegiance yet? No pressure, just curious.

I’m sorry, anon. I don’t know when I’ll be done with chapter 11. I’m working on it, and it’s already 24 pages long (for reference, the longest chapter currently posted is 19 pages) and there’s still stuff I need to add. I’m guessing it’s going to be closer to 30 pages by the time it’s done, so if it’s any consolation, it’s going to be a very long chapter.

I’m really sorry about this wait. I feel terrible, but real life got in the way and I’m still a bit burnt out from all the writing I had to do in my classes last semester.

anonymous asked:

You know when there's posts of a crime and the person got paroled or out of jail just say in 1995 could you find out what that person is doing now? Like is that even possible or do they usually go off grid or just blend in. I always wonder what they are doing if they turned their lives around or anything. If that's not something you'd like to do, do you know any efficient ways we could look that up with creditable sources? I love your blog and writing technique so much can't wait for your book

It really depends. Some people remain in the public eye but some just prefer to fade into obscurity. Also thank you!

skoomapipe replied to your post: What’s actually really funny is that my email…

wait what happened did he defend pewdiepie or some stupid shit

Yea, he made some bullshit piece-to-camera video about how we need to ‘respect everyone’ that I didn’t watch and tweeted support to PDP like most youtubers did

I am 100% not surprised, I expected him to back PDP up if he said anything, because that’s what these guys do. They think “what would it be like if it were ME catching criticism for just making a joke” and they go off all, you know

Consequences Are Mean Stop It :((((

And then they package it up all nice and positive-sounding for the fans, pontificating about being kind and civil always, even if someone insults you and says your entire race should die, because it’s hilarious

I figured he would though, his brand is very positivity pushing and he’s friends with PDP like all the big youtubers are and they can’t see past ‘this guy was nice to me, personally, so he can’t be bad and everyone is wrong’

“I met him five years ago. He answered an advertisement that I posted for cleaning services. His place was a mess. He was living like a hermit. He was a hypochondriac. His wife passed away in 2007, so he was just sitting around on the computer and waiting to die. Now we are like family. I visit him every day. We have over 5,000 pictures together. We go shopping. We go on walks. He even cooks now. He has given me a purpose. All of his accomplishments make me proud. Sometimes I feel like I’ve created a monster! He’s become a completely different person.“

(Buenos Aires, Argentina)


Tom Hiddleston as Captain James Conrad in new trailers for Kong: Skull Island

x & x

anyway I can’t wait for Finn to put his hand on the back of Rey’s head and smile at the free flowing hair, set free from the three buns, that he’d quite like to run his hands through; and for Rey to run her hands over Finn’s shoulders, admiring his new jacket and how attractive and brave and smart he looks in official uniform

Simon Cowell's 5 year plan...

Guys, it is important that you understand, this is all part of the bigger plan. Lauren, Dinah, Normani, and Ally did not write those statements. Management wrote those statements, signed the girls’ names to it, and sent them out over their SM accounts. Camila wrote some of the statement released on hers, but not all of it. She put in the personal touches, but I imagine Roger wrote the rest.

It’s also important that you realize, no matter what they put out there, Camila was not kicked out by the group, nor did she choose now to leave. The timing was chosen for her. She was always going to be the first to leave. That was part of Simon’s plan from the very start. They just had to wait for certain things to happen, before they could start fully implementing the plan.

As I mentioned in my last post, I’m almost certain Simon built 5H around Lauren and Camila. They told Camila from the start they wanted her to concentrate on Pop Music. That’s why the basically made her the “stand-out” of a female Pop Group. When the group finally breaks big in the Pop scene, you break your pop star out of the group.

The other four girls, especially Lauren, can’t stand Pop, or the Genre as a whole. Once you break your pop star free, you can concentrate on making other types of music. The girls/LAND, and the fans, have been begging Epic to let the girls do R&B for a while, now. Their vocal styles all match R&B much better.

The Labels did not want Camila to be involved in much R&B, they want her to concentrate on Pop. Without Camila, they can now revamp 5H/4H, to a more soulful R&B group. That’s why Camila is no longer a member of 5H, and is now concentrating on her solo career. It was time for her to do so. It was all part of the plan.

The next step in the plan, is to make Lauren and her husky lower register, the focus of the next album. Why? Because Lauren was Simon Cowell’s chosen “it girl”, all along. They knew they were going to use Camila all along, as the “bad guy”, when the transition time came. They needed to preserve Lauren’s image to continue building her brand.

That’s also why they have gone above and beyond, to kill Camren. No one would believe the narrative they are trying to sell us now, if Camren were real. No one would believe that Camila would just betray Lauren like that, and no one would believe that Lauren would take part in a statement that was basically calling Camila a backstabbing bitch, if Camren was real. (The sun must take it’s leave, for the moon to shine it’s brightest)

No one seemed to notice, the two songs they spent the most money and time promoting, were the two most successful songs of 5H’s career. “Worth It” and “Work From Home”. Back to back releases I might add. “Worth It’ was the last single released from their Reflection album, and it was Camila centric. "Work From Home” was the first release of their 7/27 album, and it was Lauren centric.

When ‘Worth It" hit it big, like they knew it would, it was time to start distancing Camila from the group, and start building her solo brand. That’s why we got IKWYDLS, and later on, BT. To promote her potential as a successful solo artist away from the group.

In December of 2015, is when the wheels began falling off the bus for the group we all fell in love with. The success of IKWYDLS was all Simon needed to know, to put his plan into full go mode. Part of that plan was to create tension within the group and make it appear Camila was absolutely miserable. It worked. Everyone fell for it.

December 2015, is also when they hired Dina LaPolt. They knew then they were going to break Camila free of the group, and they hired a good Attorney to handle the legal side of things. Sometime between April and June of 2015, Roger Gold was hired to be Camila’s solo manager, and to handle the legal side of things for her.

Dina was hired to represent Fifth Harmony, the group, and the Brand. I don’t think the girls have enough money to hire someone like her, on their own, so I think she was probably hired by Simon Cowell. Like I said, I believe she was hired to handle the legal issues, and to lay the ground work for Camila’s exit from 5H. Her and Roger probably worked together on some of it.

Yesterday, I found out that the girls now own the brand Fifth Harmony, Fourth Harmony, and H4RMONY. Apparently Simon Cowell sold the Brand to Lauren, an actual partner of the Brand, for 10$, plus other considerations. Now, Simon Cowell is a business man, and I don’t think for one second he gave up all his rights to the Brand he created. I think that’s why he probably hired Dina to represent the Brand and the girls. The “other considerations” probably had to do with his side of the deal.

The trademark stuff should be opening everyone’s eyes to something much more important than it really is. It proves to me, and should prove to everyone else, this stupid fucked up narrative they are trying to sell us, is a huge load of CRAP. It tell me, that everyone knew, all the way back on April 11, 2016, that Camila wasn’t going to be a part of 5H anymore. EVERYONE KNEW BEFORE 7/27 WAS EVEN RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would the girls try and convince Camila to remain part of a group, she was no longer a Trademarked partner of. The Trademark was sold to the partnership of Lauren, Dinah, Normani, and Ally. Camila was no longer a listed partner at that time. THAT WAS IN APRIL BEFORE 7/27 CAME OUT, AND BEFORE THE 7/27 TOUR.

That’s why we didn’t see Camila in the Ads 5H was associated with. That’s why we didn’t see Camila wearing any of the 5H merchandise. That’s why we didn’t see Camila promoting 5H on her social media. She did the whole damn tour with them, and she wasn’t even a partner of theirs. SHE DIDN’T GET TO PROFIT OFF OF THE 5H BRAND THE WHOLE 7/27 TOUR CYCLE, YET SHE’S CONSIDERED BY SO MANY AS A FUCKING SNAKE. REALLY!!!!!!!! Camila’s contract wasn’t up like they keep telling us. It was all part of the fucking plan.

So, what is this 5 year plan, and why does Simon Cowell keep manufacturing these groups of potential solo artists on his talent shows? It’s actually a brilliant business plan.

It can take anywhere from 4 to 6 years, sometimes more, to break a solo artist into the mainstream. It takes a lot of time and a shit load of money, to market and promote a single person into a successful solo artist. Simon created a method to promote and market 5 potential solo artists, and break them all into the mainstream, at the same damn time. I can’t stand the SOB, but he is brilliant.

It sucks for us fans, who fall in love with the group, but it’s a great business plan. He takes these young talents, locks them into long term contracts, through his talent shows, and when he feels the time is right, he begins breaking up the group. He doesn’t break them up completely, though. Hell, he still hasn’t dissolved 1D, yet.

When the time was right, they broke Camila loose of the group, and will hopefully have a successful solo career, and they still have a successful Girl Group. Epic/Syco will not only be making money off of 5H/4H, they will now be making money off of Camila Cabello, the solo artist. They locked her into a long term contract, and they did the same with Lauren. But, like I said, she is the original “it girl” and it wasn’t her time, yet. It will come, though. Now they get to build up her solo image and brand. We get to watch it all over again! 

i’m a nice person until you insult sam winchester


Don Juan Photoshoot with David Tennant

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Call out post for Travis Willingham: so supportive???

I made myself sad thinking about Victor trying to keep it together while he’s waiting in the airport for his flight to Japan and makes the mistake of pulling up Instagram on his phone and looking at pictures of Makkachin. He stumbles upon an old picture he posted a while back of when Makkachin was just a puppy, and then he pulls a Yuuri and has to go hide in the bathroom to cry for a while.

Is there going to be more Infinity Train?

Unfortunately, I don’t know and I won’t know for quite awhile. Animation is a very very long process that can take years to do. I first pitched Infinity Train in 2013, then finished making the pilot in March of 2016, then it only just came out now in November! I have been waiting SO LONG for this!

What were some of the inspirations for Infinity Train?

I’ll keep this short by talking about character for now, and I’ll focus on art in a different post.

I can’t really get into all the inspirations on the story as they could be spoiler-y, but I can say that I thought of the idea while I was flying back to America from China in 2010 after my first year teaching there. Trapped sleepless on a plane for 18 hours makes you start to think a lot. The first drawing I ever did of Tulip was on that plane and it’s an image of her hanging off the side of a train. It’s also a very embarrassingly bad drawing, as all drawings that you did a couple years ago are.

Tulip’s character is based on an amalgamation of friends I have, but if they were aged down to about 12. When you’re 12, you start to have these very specific ideas of what the world is like. People are like this, things function like that, etc. Over time you start to discover that things aren’t that simple. There’s more to it than that, but that’s the basic gist of where Tulip is in her life right now.

One-One is there to counter her various moods and be hopefully be helpful in some way (though he’s a bit naive and a little weird so that can only go so far). Their relationship develops over time.

As for Atticus, when I was trying to figure out what to draw with my new cintiq a few years ago, I asked my girlfriend what to draw. She said “how about a corgi?” and I ended up sketching this:

Drawing this reminded me of my own dog when I was a kid. From when I was 10 to when I moved out of my parent’s house, I had an orange, long haired cardigan corgi. He was awesome and I loved him and he would sleep with me on my bed every night (my bed got super hairy, it was gross. Also I was gross, I was a disgusting boy). He was much more of a bro-ey dog than Atticus, but it definitely inspired this story.

Can you tell me about the numbers?


What about me? Can you tell ME about the numbers?

Ok. The numbers represent the amount of Swedish Fish she has in her backpack. When the backpack was thrown, some of them fell out. It’s a pretty messed up system, but Swedish Fish are really good, so you would want to keep track of how many you have.

Can we help make more Infinity Train happen?

Watch the pilot and share it with your friends!


You’ve all been so incredibly supportive! The fact is, as of right now, there are more than 150,000 views on youtube of Infinity Train in only 2 days and it looks like we’re on track to get more! So keep doing what you’re doing! I can’t even believe the amount of love shown to this. Thank you all so much!

If you have other questions, don’t hesitate to ask me! Although I am super inundated with questions, so it might take me a little while to get back to you.


Steve isn’t the only one to have lost the love of his life, either.

Charles Aznavour - She ♫


I hope everyone had a great Halloween!! I had a lot of fun and reconciled with my dad, after he pretended I didn’t exist for like 2 weeks so that’s good!✨ I dressed up as a black cat ((bc I love chat noir 💜💜))
I meant to post this sketch comic earlier but I forgot about it. it’s honestly really REALLY messy and just bleh, It probably doesn’t even make sense. In the comic they are like going to a Halloween party and Adrien is waiting for Marinette ((freaking cute)) and they are both dressed up as cats ((cuties))
I llove jealous Adrien tbh 👀😹

Wow I can’t believe @therealjacksepticeye turns 14 million today. Congrats buddy!

In all seriousness though congrats! Whenever the channel hits a milestone you always say we should be congratulating each other instead of you, but we wouldn’t all be here if not for you, so I think some congratulations are in order. I feel like I can’t thank you enough for all you’ve done for me and the other 13,999,999+ of us just by being the wonderful ball of sunshine that you are, so my silly art will have to do.

Ok then. I was gonna wait until the channel actually hit 14 million to post this but its 4am here and I’m super tired (if you couldn’t tell by how sappy I’m getting) so I’m gonna post this now and go to sleep.

Post-Reveal: Greetings
  • Chat Noir: *signing an autograph for a child* And if you wait right here, Ladybug should arrive in just a few moments.
  • Ladybug: *from a distance* Chat Noir!
  • Chat Noir: *turns around with a huge smile*
  • Ladybug: *swings as high up as she can before letting go, does several Olympic-worthy flips and twirls*
  • Chat Noir: *scuttles around beneath her with his arms outstretched* I've got you, My Lady!
  • Ladybug: *lands gracefully in his arms, adoring smile* Hi.
  • Chat Noir: *equally adoring* Hello.
  • Child: Gross.