i was joking by the way

new strategy for dealing with straight girls who jokingly refer to each other as girlfriends: take it seriously and watch them struggle to explain how they ‘didn’t mean it that way’ and blunder their way through a justification of why it’s funny to them

-audibly winks-

… how are they jumping up like that?

it’s a mystery.

or it’s a bone-based op seesaw situation probably

Someone: *doesn’t invite me somewhere*
Me: ;-;
Someone: *does invite me somewhere*
Me: ;-;

Things to remember this pride month:

- lgbtiaq+ kids are valid; you are never too young to find a label you are comfortable with
- ace/aro individuals aren’t straight
- bi/ pan individuals aren’t “half” or “part” straight
- bi erasure is a thing
- aro erasure is a thing
- trans women exclusion from feminism is still a thing
- representation in the media is important
- affirmative action matters

Houses as things I've Said

Gryffindor: *listens to news report on how our phones give off the same chemicals as marijuana in the brain* Ha! Yo Chris, pass the phone.

Hufflepuff: If I’m not up by 11:40 make sure the fishes have a balanced breakfast.

Ravenclaw: Got water?
Yeah I’m 65% water.
Okay, but how do I drink you?

Slytherin: *Me buying 3 packs of 72 ego waffles* Shut up Alan! I have needs that you’ll never understand! You could never understand.