i was gonna use what they had on the subtitles

Caught Reading (Baekhyun Fluff-ish)

Movie night with my man, cuddling up with snacks and a comedy. Judging the actors and laughing at when either of us concentrated on subtitles,depending on who picked the movie that night. Maybe a little fooling around if things got boring. At least this is what I expected out of tonight. But no, someone or some people decided they was gonna come over into my humble abode and throw our plans into a wall.

Baek was cool with it though, and that’s okay since it was his boys but damn, as selfish as it may sound, I do like to have him to myself. I just had to thank my ass only three came and not the whole damn team. Being outnumbered on the ratio of English to Korean, a Korean movie was the pick for tonight. Not only that but some 3 star horror movie found on Hulu. Now I’m not interested in a horror movie, especially one I couldn’t understand so I get on my phone.

Half way through the movie ,I’m in the fan part of Instagram and a good 3 people got mutilated in the movie. Looking at these fan made stories of exo was ridiculous, the smut was good for some but others were just completely unrealistic. However, in still consumed in reading these one shots, focused, and self-commenting on the situation of the “reader”. I’m so focused that I don’t even realized Baek was staring at my phone. Any other time, Baekhyun will act like he never heard of the word English just to piss me off sometime but when he was curious everything suddenly came back.

I almost didn’t react to his choked chuckled before we slipped my phone away from me. “Are you reading Porn?” No shame, no mercy, no discreteness, just put me on the spot like that. The other boys looked at Baek and me fighting over my phone. “No. Now give me my phone” he leaned over and did his best to read off my phone “I started off slow, grinding against his member? (y/n) you are reading porn!” He laughs loudly and the other members joined. “it’s just smut, it’s not even that serious”I tried to defend myself but it was past too late. They were gonna get their fix of teasing me anyways. “(y/n) if you wanted some privacy with Baek. You don’t need to read about, we’ll leave.” Chanyeol faked sincerity and I rolled my eyes, laughing in sarcasm “I was just bored, damn. And chanyeol I don’t know who you’re coming at. I seen your browser history, you read fan story about yourself All. The. Damn. Time” i pointed out and laughed at his change in expression “if you gonna come at me, you better come correct”

After that little episode I was sure the whole thing just blew over but nope…. They still acting childish, making stupid innuendos and talking about how I write shit on the low. Can’t even write an essay willingly let alone a whole story and fucking a Kpop idol. I argued the Accuracy of the stories and how this like that was fiction but of course that didn’t help Jack. I was one joke away from becoming best friends with the saltiness, that is before Baek leans into me and whispers “if it bothers you, I can kick them out and we can test the actual accuracy of those stories” This man here was always one step from getting in my panties and one step from getting slapped sometimes. I chuckled and whispered back “I’ll be in the room. Reading my porn” I got up and dismissed myself saying goodnight to everyone before strutting my ass to the bedroom.

Not 10 minutes later did Baek show up in the bedroom. “Ready to review?” He tried it. And I sigh a chuckle before motioning him to the bed. “Get your sexy ass over here”

Caught Reading (Baekhyun Fluff-ish)

Movie night with my man, cuddling up with snacks and a comedy. Judging the actors and laughing at when either of us concentrated on subtitles,depending on who picked the movie that night. Maybe a little fooling around if things got boring. At least this is what I expected out of tonight. But no, someone or some people decided they was gonna come over into my humble abode and throw our plans into a wall.

Baek was cool with it though, and that’s okay since it was his boys but damn, as selfish as it may sound, I do like to have him to myself. I just had to thank my ass only three came and not the whole damn team. Being outnumbered on the ratio of English to Korean, a Korean movie was the pick for tonight. Not only that but some 3 star horror movie found on Hulu. Now I’m not interested in a horror movie, especially one I couldn’t understand so I get on my phone.

Half way through the movie ,I’m in the fan part of Instagram and a good 3 people got mutilated in the movie. Looking at these fan made stories of exo was ridiculous, the smut was good for some but others were just completely unrealistic. However, in still consumed in reading these one shots, focused, and self-commenting on the situation of the “reader”. I’m so focused that I don’t even realized Baek was staring at my phone. Any other time, Baekhyun will act like he never heard of the word English just to piss me off sometime but when he was curious everything suddenly came back.

I almost didn’t react to his choked chuckled before we slipped my phone away from me. “Are you reading Porn?” No shame, no mercy, no discreteness, just put me on the spot like that. The other boys looked at Baek and me fighting over my phone. “No. Now give me my phone” he leaned over and did his best to read off my phone “I started off slow, grinding against his member? (y/n) you are reading porn!” He laughs loudly and the other members joined. “it’s just smut, it’s not even that serious”I tried to defend myself but it was past too late. They were gonna get their fix of teasing me anyways. “(y/n) if you wanted some privacy with Baek. You don’t need to read about, we’ll leave.” Chanyeol faked sincerity and I rolled my eyes, laughing in sarcasm “I was just bored, damn. And chanyeol I don’t know who you’re coming at. I seen your browser history, you read fan story about yourself All. The. Damn. Time” i pointed out and laughed at his change in expression “if you gonna come at me, you better come correct”

After that little episode I was sure the whole thing just blew over but nope…. They still acting childish, making stupid innuendos and talking about how I write shit on the low. Can’t even write an essay willingly let alone a whole story and fucking a Kpop idol. I argued the Accuracy of the stories and how this like that was fiction but of course that didn’t help Jack. I was one joke away from becoming best friends with the saltiness, that is before Baek leans into me and whispers “if it bothers you, I can kick them out and we can test the actual accuracy of those stories” This man here was always one step from getting in my panties and one step from getting slapped sometimes. I chuckled and whispered back “I’ll be in the room. Reading my porn” I got up and dismissed myself saying goodnight to everyone before strutting my ass to the bedroom.

Not 10 minutes later did Baek show up in the bedroom. “Ready to review?” He tried it. And I sigh a chuckle before motioning him to the bed. “Get your sexy ass over here”