i was gonna use the people are good quote but this is creepy so

modern soc au

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”
2

Possibly my most favorite thing about What If… is that Jemma is so wholly, constantly aware that the Framework isn’t real. It’s not just that she keeps telling people, it’s in how she acts. Daisy kind of gets lost in her attempts to maintain her unexpected cover, but she’s still typical Daisy—to the point of moving to intervene when those three guys are beating up that Inhuman when they first enter the Triskelion.

Jemma, on the other hand? Jemma has no time for playing along with this fake world.

Exhibit A: her lack of social graces with Julia. To us, her “fascinating” and “you have dreams” are just typical Jemma, taking in details and being impressed with the Framework’s coding. Some random NPC has dreams and makes art? Amazing! But from an outside perspective, her words and tone are so freaking creepy. Like. Jemma, babe. Could you sound any more like a serial killer surprised to hear that her next victim is an actual human being?

But what really stands out is Exhibit B: her conversation with Burnell. Sure, the line “Hydra? They’re all Nazis” is great as a quote, but as an actual thing to say to an impressionable teenager living in what is, effectively, a police state? She encourages a defenseless kid to not only proclaim a very unpopular fact, but to spread it far and wide. It may be the truth, but Hydra does not like it and Burnell is gonna get himself seriously hurt—if not dead—by spreading it.

In the real world, you’d expect Jemma to take that into account. If things went nightmarishly wrong and Hydra won and SHIELD was just some kind of Resistance, she might say something along the lines of, “Yep, Hydra are 100% Nazis, but they’re also basically in charge right now, so maybe keep that fact to yourself and like-minded people you trust absolutely? Just….throwing it out there. Save fighting the propaganda machine for a time when you’re in a position to protect yourself from retaliation.”

But nope. This kid isn’t real. What does Jemma care if Burnell—who’s already shown himself to be pretty senselessly brave by actually tagging Jemma’s car with “Hydra lies” even though we’re shown like two seconds later that surveillance is EVERYWHERE, including this high school parking lot—gets himself killed shouting from the rooftops that Hydra are Nazis? He’s just a collection of code. It’s not an issue.

And the best part? It’s exactly what we should’ve expected. It’s just an extension of how she approached Aida—calling her “it” and always keeping in mind that she was an android, not a person. She, maybe more than anyone else, is super conscious of the difference between real and programmed, and she takes a very practical approach to all of this as a result.

It is SO JEMMA and I love it.

tl;dr: Jemma has no time for manners or for saving/protecting/acting as a good influence on the lives of these Framework NPCs…and it is GLORIOUS.

(I was gonna include her calling Ward a “psycho stalker” to his face, but lbr, she’d do that in the real world without a qualm.)

Levi got that cake, cake, cake

Eren’s neighbour is hot. No, gorgeous. He’s got those sharp, piercing eyes; always assessing, observing. A strong jaw. Beautifully shaped lips. And those cheekbones.

Turns out he’s muscled everywhere from the neck down, too. Eren knows because he’s currently in his front yard, shirtless and wearing shorts that are at least 90% spandex. They hide nothing, and Eren is grateful.

Eren learned when the man moved in the other day that his name is Levi. It’s probably the most beautiful name he’s ever heard. Or maybe he just thinks that because Levi is bent over and has what is possibly the nicest ass ever. Eren mentally thanks his last neighbour for letting their yard go to shit before they moved. Levi has been yanking weeds out of the ground for well over an hour.

Eren hasn’t been staring, for the record. Until now. Just stole fleeting glances when he first saw Levi out there. But Armin has always said Eren is shameless. Eren doesn’t have it in him to prove his best friend a liar. God, Eren could watch this all day. Levi bends over again, his arms flex as he rips the weeds from the earth, then tosses them into a garbage bag. Wipes sweat from his brow. Dumps… water all over his face? It’s running down his chest, through the contours of his abs, along the jut of his hip bones. Life just keeps getting better.

Eren is starting to feel creepy, in all honesty. But Levi is so beautiful and Christ- “I want him to sit on my face.”

Levi’s head shoots up, his brow is raised. Eren’s heart drops into his stomach. The fucking window is wide open.

“You know,” Levi says dryly. “Most people welcome their neighbour with some kind of dessert. Like a cake.”

The blood drains from Eren’s face. “I-”

“Or at the very least,” Levi snips, “take someone out to dinner before offering to eat their ass.”

Eren gapes and blood rushes back to his face to flood it with colour. He does the most reasonable thing, given the situation, and drops to the floor, crushing his half formed erection in the process.

Eren misses the little smile that crosses Levi’s face before he resumes his yard work.

***

Eren agonizes over the incident for hours, repeating why, why, why, stupidstupidstupid over and over in his head.

“I can probably bounce back from this, right?” Eren asks. Mikasa sighs on the other end of the phone. “I’ve recovered from worse.”

“Are you seriously still thinking about getting in his pants?” Mikasa asks. “That dream is dead, Eren. Let it go.”

“This is not about-” Eren huffs. He paces back into his kitchen. “I just want to make it up to him. He might live next door for the rest of my life. I don’t want things to be weird between us.”

“You are unquenchable,” Mikasa says.

Eren snorts. “I’m gonna quote you next time I catch you drooling over Sasha at the gym.”

“She squats right in front of me on purpose, I swear.”

“Unquenchable,” Eren mocks.

“Whatever,” Mikasa says. “I have to go.”

“To the gym?” Eren sasses.

“Good bye, Eren.” She hangs up.

Eren sighs. What should he do?

Most people welcome their neighbours with some kind of dessert. Like a cake.

Eren smiles. He has an idea.

***

Levi wakes to his doorbell ringing. Grumbling, he stumbles to the front door and swings it open, ready to ream out whoever decided waking him at 6am was acceptable.

Except no one is on the other side. There’s simply a cake on his doorstep, slathered in frosting with Dinner? scrawled over it in what can barely be considered legible lettering.

Levi scoffs, if only out of amusement. Too tired to unload his dishwasher, Levi bends down, pinches a piece off with his fingers, and pops it into his mouth. His nose wrinkles. At least he knows why he heard smoke alarms going off last night.

“Hope he’s better at eating than he is at baking,” Levi mutters. He smiles. He supposes he can wait until after dinner to find out.

Dinner was Levi’s idea, after all.

And so they did

PROMPT: soulmate au where the first thing your soulmate says is tattooed on your arm, however, both dan and phils tattoos are in a foreign language that they don’t understand (as in they don’t speak the same language)

(prompt from @phanfic)

WORDS: 1785

(WARNINGS/TRIGGERS) none, as far as im concerned, though the quickest mention of abusive ever, right at the start. a few nervous/down thoughts I guess?

GENRE: fluff :)

(AUTHORS NOTE) im popping the oneshot cherry, presenting you with this, looking for some followers on here, @phanfucks , ao3 agnesisacunt, ff.net agnesfandoms, and my wattpad ineedfiction. also my ig danisabear but whatevs really. also this is kinda short dan bc he’s only seventeen at this point. anyway. enjoooooooooooooooooooy :)) also feedback helps the flowers grow

~~~

(Phil’s pov)

Philip Lester lived in a world where people had ‘soul-quotes’. That was the name of the little thing that was written on your arm from birth, the first thing your soulmate would say to you. Some people found their soulmates when they were just 7, some people even had to wait fifty years, and some never got their soulmate. Maybe they never met, maybe their soulmate was mean or abusive, or maybe they didn’t have a mark, or their soulmate had a mark for another person.

Soulmates didn’t have to be relationships, more often than not they were, but they could be friendships too.

The thing with Phil’s soul-quote? It was in danish. ‘Undskyld, men tog du lige et billede af mig?’ what?? He’d once tried looking it up on google translate, the sentence ‘sorry, but did you just take a picture of me?’ didn’t make any sense back then, but now, as a photography student, it kind of did. Kind of.

It was all very exciting though, him having a soulmate from a different country, while all his friends just had british soulmates. Phil also may have kind of dreamed about his soulmate finding Phil’s slight british accent hot.

But currently, he was more excited than ever. He was going to Denmark with his photography class at uni, because every year a country to go to was chosen by the students of the class, they’d have five options, and Phil may have convinced 13 people to choose Denmark. They would arrive at Copenhagen airport in about 45 minutes, use the rest of the day to get settled in, get right in to photography monday morning, and then take the train to a city in jytland called Aarhus on tuesday evening, where they’d spend three more days. Phil was ecstatic. Even at 8 o’clock on a sunday morning, he’d never been more excited.

~~~

The first day of Copenhagen was unsuccesful. He’d tried to speak to as many people as possible, even walking into some on purpose (do. not. ask). But no one said anything that could sound even a little bit like the thing he had on his lower right arm, in a squiggly writing - his soulmates writing. It’d taken several of Phil’s family members to figure out the letters, and it just made it all the more difficult that it was in a foreign language.

Phil was dead-set to try again tomorrow.

~~~

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He’d gotten a few ‘undskyld’s, but that was more or less it.

Now he was on the train to jytland, at 7:47 p.m., going through the pictures he’d taken of The Round Tower, Amalienborg Palace, a few birds, dogs, flowers, and people.

“Seem a little down, Phil? Didn’t find them today either?” Asked Camille, one of his friends, sounding like she felt rather sorry for him. Most of the people he knew, including her, had already found their soulmate, some were married, some not. Phil was the oldest person he himself knew who hadn’t found his soulmate yet. He was 22 for god’s sake. The most common age to find your soulmate was around 17. How long would he have to wait?

“Nah, I didn’t, unfortunately.” he answered. He got a few pats on the back with the people he sat with at that, but none of them really knew what to say, which was understandable.

“You’re gonna find them, promise.” said Mike, who was also Phil’s cousin’s soulmate. “Thanks man, anyway, did you guys get some good pics?” he asked.

“Yeah, I got one from the top of the Round Tower with a really nice view, also one of a dog with it’s owners sitting at a fountain. What about you guys?” said Mike, and so they continued talking until they had to get off the train.

~~~

First day of Aarhus? No luck. Phil was really fucking hoping that the second day was gonna be better (little did he know, it was).

~~~

Phil, Mike, Camille, Emma, and Damon were walking with each other along the Aarhus Canal, taking different pictures of it, buildings, cafés, dogs, people, and their ‘Baresso’ coffees. Phil had gotten an Ultimative Iceblend with mint, and it tasted like heaven. Camille and Emma had both bought a danish soda called Faxe Kondi, which tasted surprisingly well.

‘Holy-’ Phil couldn’t help himself, quickly putting his camera in front of his right eye and snapping a picture, when he saw the most breath-takingly beautiful boy he was to ever lay his eyes on. He had a brown fringe, sweeping to the left, sparkling brown eyes with little specks of golden and honey in them, and was smiling the brightest of smiles to some of his friends and, oh god, dimples as deep as Phil was in love. He was petting his dog, a black-spotted Grand Danois, and looking at some of his friends, laughing along with them. Well, until he wasn’t, and was suddenly looking at Phil, and oh shit, oh no, he fucking saw me taking a picture of him like some creep.

“Undskyld, men tog du lige et billede af mig?” he said, but of course, Phil didn’t understand shit.

“I-I’m sorry, say that again please? I’m british.” Phil explained with the slightest of embarrassed laughs.

The gorgeous boy looked down at his left arm, taking a couple of seconds before answering, with the most stunning smile ever; “Sorry, but did you just take a picture of me?”

And Phil burst out laughing, in relief, joy, happiness, so many different emotions.

“I- um, yes, yes I did actually.” He chuckled, more or less ignoring all the confused faces around them.

“Yeah? And not just of Bella here?” Pretty boy (also known as Phil’s soulmate, apparently, holy fuck) asked, scratching the big dog, that was more or less in his lap, behind the ear.

Phil chuckled. “Well, as charming as she is, that wasn’t the first thing on my mind.” He replied, smirking slightly at the now blushing boy, and if you asked Phil he’d probably refuse the slight tint on his own cheeks.

“Um, Dan? Hvem er din ven her?” asked a friend of the boy, Dan, as Phil had just discovered. Jesus, that’s a nice name. Is it short for something, maybe? What’s his last name? Phil thought to himself, and yes, he did feel a bit creepy to be honest, but he also knew that these were regular thoughts right after meeting your soulmate.

“Oh. det er- this is-” Dan giggled, not sure what to say since he didn’t kow his soulmate’ name yet, but kinda confused as to how his friends hadn’t caught on yet.

“I’m Phil Lester.” Phil said with a kind smile, reaching his hand out to Dan’ friends. Phil. Dan couldn’t help but let out a small, contented sigh, as his soulmate seemed to be the perfect person.

“Dan Howell.” Dan said at last and reached his hand out to Phil too.

“Howell? Isn’t that an english name?” Phil asked curiously, wanting to know as much about this boy as humanly possible.

“Well yeah, my great-great-grandpa was from Ireland and his son, my great-grandpa, got married to a danish woman who took his name, and so on.” Dan answered, quietly ushering Bella off of his lap so he could stand up before his legs fell asleep. He was about a head shorter than Phil, which was adorable, but would also be the cause of a great amount of neck pain in the future.

“Oh, you’re tall, no fair.” Dan whined and pouted, and Phil laughed, but was cut short by the voice of Camille. “Alright, not-so-wild guess, are you two soulmates?” she asked and when the two boys nodded to her, she couldn’t help but gasp along with Phil’s other friends and pull him into a hug, while some of Dan’ squealed a little and embraced him too, all laughing and congratulating.

“Alright, alright, but Dan how old are you?” asked Emma in a teasing tone. Phil snickered.

“Oh, I’m turning eighteen in June?” he told, not quite knowing why she wanted to know that, until she slapped Phil, exclaiming ‘old man!’. They all laughed at that, though Phil rolled his eyes and snickered again. “I’m twenty-two.” he explained.

Both Phil and Dan’ friends may have all lured off about fifteen minutes after that, but it’s not like the two really noticed. And Phil likes to tell himself that Dan didn’t notice the thirty-one pictures that were taken of him in the coffee shop they sat in for the next two hours, chatting and trying to teach Phil danish, though he probably did. And he probably noticed the twelve Phil took of him as they were walking and sitting beside the canal with Bella too.

~~~

Sadly, Phil couldn’t see Dan almost all friday because Dan still had school for a couple more weeks. That didn’t stop him from talking about him all the time, though. It was quite endearing, to be honest.

When Dan’ school day finally ended, at 1:55 because it was a short day, he and Phil met up right outside of the rather big - yet still much smaller than Phil’ old high school - building, they both smiled from ear to ear.

“Hey.” Dan said breathily.

“Hey.” Phil returned it in the same, slightly awe-struck, tone. “Don’t you guys have to wear uniforms?” he continued, noticing how Dan’ attire was a red-plaid sweatshirt, with the image of a dog and silhouette of a man in the center. Phil learned yesterday that Dan had quite an expensive taste.

“No, not here. When I was younger I always thought it would’ve been cool if we did, but I’m rather relieved now.” they laughed.

“Good. They’re horrific.” Dan laughed even louder at Phil’ words, and Phil could only say that he was proud of that.

“It’s sad that you’re leaving already. In two hours right?” asked the younger of the two, frowning deeply.

“Yeah. I was thinking if you maybe had the time, you could come say goodbye at the airport?” Phil said nervously, though he knew he had no reason to be. Dan smiled again, nodding.

“Yeah. We can exchange skype accounts, social media?” Dan proposed, and Phil nodded.

“Could we exchange a goodbye kiss?” said Phil, teasingly setting his hands on Dan’ waist, making the younger of the two giggle loudly.

“Sure.”

And so they did.

S02E06 “GIRL POWER” thoughts

OH man okay what an episode. I have a LOT OF THOUGHTS so I added a Read More somewhere down there for you. Once again it’s a ton of observations mixed with mental notes and a lot of half-thought theories.

- We know what the Bergsberg sign says! “Once you’re here… you’ll never want to be gone”. –> because everyone somehow finds what they need there?

- I was waiting for the scene where Friedkin finds out the Rowdy 3 are gone. It was fantastic. Lieutenant AssistEnt?! Mental note, teleportation is linked with water and an electrical surge that also manages to interrupt surveillance.

- Ken is just so freakin’ happy with this new living quarters. I wish I could go through those files he has there. Also the only bit of color in the room is in the shower - a red soap thingie and a yellow soap thingie and a blue and a red loofa. What’s going on with that? They remind me of the buttons on Vogel’s jacket.

- Nice leopard print tights, Todd. Also Todd is wearing Dirk’s glowsticks. And they’re red and blue which is a THING because a TON of things in this episode are red and blue (just like the Dengdamor sigil?).

- Pink-coated Dirk vs. Bart in blue! “Are you back to being scared of me?” sounds to me like Dirk wasn’t when he was high on a love spell. I wish we could see what went on there.

- The Mage’s little speech is super interesting and there’s lots to unpack there. The world he conquered was supposed to be different and he was supposed to lose. What changed? If it’s the boy in the murals that’s supposed to defeat the Mage every time, he’s been missing for a long time. Why are we only looking for The Boy now?

- Odd thing I noticed: the boy is dressed the same in every instance of him defeating the mage (same kind of shirt, either yellow or green, blue pants, and a crown) but his hair is a different color nearly every time. It’s black or brown in one, red in one, blond in another.

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anonymous asked:

he /thought/ he was in love, but instead actually obsessed... so did ishim think cas was obsessed with dean but hes actually in love 🤔

ask n. 2   “ishim is a monster incapable of healthy love” That’s why I don’t really like that comparison. They got compared to something that wasn’t really love, but more like a stalker obsessed with a poor woman. 

(This turned way too long, so here’s a recap: I discuss the comparison between Ishim and Cas /and respective relationships with humans/, which tells us who Cas is by contrast; I also draw a parallel between Ishim and Godstiel, aka Cas’ darkest side – that Cas still managed to overcome on his own, because despite everything he’s always had a good heart and good intentions; also, are we supposed to reconsider the nature - platonic or potentially romantic - of Dean and Cas’ relationship in s6?)

Hello there, my friends! Unfortunately, you have just opened a can of worms, since I was writing some meta on the parallel between Ishim and Cas. 
To answer the first question, well, yes. Ishim (like many angels) doesn’t understand human feelings and emotions. Not only he’s a manipulative and abusive douchebag, he also lacks the experience to understand what love is (Cas, on the other hand, has been human..). 
So, when he sees the bond between Dean and Cas, he compares it to what he knows. And what does he know? The love he knows is obsession, rotten to the core; the human he wanted never loved him back; he thinks she made him weaker (and this is just textbook abusive behavior). So when he sees how far Cas has fallen (subtext: for a human), of course he thinks Cas is in his same situation. 

You know why we’re meant to stay away from them humans? Hmm? It’s not because we’re a danger to them. They’re a danger to us.

Yeah, he’s talking about both Dean and Sam, but casually Sam is never called Cas’ human weakness (context: we’re talking romantic love, throwback to Metatron saying Cas was in love with… humanity, just to point out one episode later that Cas’ goal was all about saving one human), nor he is in the climatic scene where Ishim goes after humani– erm, Dean (hint: Sam wasn’t supposed to be there because Cas loves Sam, but he’s not in love with Sam). 

Now, on to question #2. Too much exposition is deadly to a story. A great way to show who a character is or what they’ve become is… to contrast them with who they’re not (same goes for relationships).

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9,100 - 10,000 Follower Prompt Batch Special
  • “I was trying to keep it a secret.”
  • “I don’t know how you managed to throw a party in my own house without me noticing, but props to you.”
  • “Stop getting us kicked out of grocery stores.”
  • “Look, I can’t even touch my toes.”
  • “Something tells me that you’ve been keeping information from me.”
  • “We’re wearing matching outfits. Don’t make this any more embarrassing than it already is.”
  • “You picked me to do mission impossible. This is all your fault.”
  • “I know my limits, but everyone keeps pressuring me to do better.”
  • “I have exactly three coins and two lint balls in my pocket, I assure you.”
  • “So long as I get to my goal, it doesn’t matter what I have to do.”
  • “It’s not that I won’t, it’s that I can’t.”
  • “We could care less.”
  • “How inconvenient. I guess I have to deal with you.”
  • “Messing with you is always a little bit fun.”
  • “Stick to the plan and we’ll be fine.”
  • “I don’t want to admit that I wasn’t listening to any of it.”
  • “Don’t look now, but they took our ride." 
  • "Maybe wearing bright colors on a stealth mission isn’t a good idea." 
  • "You are in no position to argue with me right now.”
  • “You stress me out. One bad choice at a time, please.”
  • “How’d we lose? I thought we had that!”
  • “I can help, but it’ll cost you.”
  • “What was I supposed to do?”
  • “I’ve been wanting to dance with you all night.”
  • “Can you give me a chance to prove my innocence?”
  • “I worked really hard on that and you’re just going to throw it away?”
  • “I stopped listening after you said you needed my help.”
  • “What am I to you? I want you to be clear about this.”
  • “Your agony is music to my ears.”
  • “I have no idea where I’m going. I can only hope it’s the right way.”
  • “If I have to suffer watching your favorite movie ten million times, you can watch mine at least once.”
  • “I always feel dread in my stomach when I see you plotting.”
  • “At this point, I ask myself why I even hang out with you.”
  • “One of these days, you’re gonna light my house on fire.”
  • “If there’s one thing you’re not allowed to do, it’s crawl on my ceiling like a spider.”
  • “I’ve practically mastered this piece of machinery.”
  • “There’s no easy way to say what I’m about to tell you." 
  • "You make it so hard to care about you.”
  • “I’d be done with all of this by now if I weren’t so tired.”
  • “Unless you have a crown on your head, I’m not listening to you.”
  • “It’s been a couple hundred years since I’ve had a friend.”
  • “Reckless and careless are just two of the many words that can be used to describe me.”
  • “I thought, if anyone, you’d be happy for me.”
  • “There’s always a problem according to you.”
  • “I saved my last dance just for you. Come on.”
  • “Don’t eat the snow. You don’t know what’s touched it.”
  • “I’ve been saving my love for the right person.”
  • “There’s no stopping me now.”
  • “Watch these smooth moves. I’ve been working on them for months.”
  • “Shapeshifting is not an easy ability to master, okay? I’m trying.”
  • “Are you ready to fail? I’ve got this in the bag.”
  • “Look at me, darling, and start taking notes.”
  • “I started looking for aliens as a joke and then this happens.”
  • “It was always you and I together, but I need to grow independently.”
  • “I don’t want people to associate me with you.”
  • “It’s a shame that you won’t be able to go.”
  • “Don’t think you can get away with that kind of behavior here.”
  • “What went from me trying to get money out of the bank turned into some sort of robbery that I hadn’t been planning on doing.”
  • “Stop worrying about what will go wrong. It doesn’t help you in any way.”
  • “Do you wanna explain to me why pasta sauce is all over my kitchen?”
  • “Yeah, like I haven’t heard that joke before. ‘Need a hand’? Ha, so funny. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.”
  • “Your looks are attractive. Maybe not to them, but certainly to me.”
  • “This just goes to show why you shouldn’t press large red buttons.”
  • “I don’t remember ordering an AI. Do you think they got the wrong house?”
  • “You have no business exploring my floating castle.”
  • “I got lost in the clouds. Literally.”
  • “Sometimes I can see them in the mist or the snow. Sometimes the rain, too.”
  • “I’ve been trying really hard to be patient with you.”
  • “I can count on all ten of my fingers on why I can’t stand you.”
  • “Magic has been a part of your family for many generations and I was sent to help you.”
  • “So, what, you have the ability to make dolls come to life? That’s creepy.”
  • “You had an eyelash on your cheek. Sorry.”
  • “I started to piece together that I was more like your bodyguard than your friend to you.”
  • “I’ve never seen you look so blue. What’s got you down?”
  • “I’m not the kind of person who can comfort others, but I can try.”
  • “I can’t believe you decided on that name for your dragon.”
  • “You should be offended. I’m offended on your behalf.”
  • “I can see you staring at me.”
  • “I thought I had let that fire die out ages ago.”
  • “If I’m the tree, you’re the sun and the water.”
  • “Waxing poetic is about the only thing I do for you in your time of need, sadly.”
  • “I think you enjoy mixing up quotes, because you know it irritates me.”
  • “Sometimes I hope that I can find you when I look up at the stars.”
  • “All I need you to do is cover me while I sneak out.”
  • “Don’t you know it’s dangerous to hang around here? You might run into creatures like me.”
  • “I don’t recall asking for your opinion and yet here you are.”
  • “It’s nice to look back on all the progress I’ve made.”
  • “If you don’t think you could support your child no matter the possibility of who they become or what they are, you shouldn’t have one. No ifs, no buts, no ands." 
  • "It’s so cold, I can’t feel my hand. Can you feel it for me? You know, to make sure it’s still there?”
  • “I’m tired of trying to make you laugh at the expense of my own feelings.”
  • “Don’t ask me how I got stuck. Help me get out of here.”
  • “I’m knitting wing covers for you. What color do you like?”
  • “I’m starting to think you aren’t worth the time and devotion I’ve given you.”
  • “You don’t have to smile if you’re not happy.”
  • “It’s unfair to ask me such a question.”
  • “I knew you cared! This blanket didn’t make its way around my shoulders by itself when I was sleeping.”
  • “When I said I wanted a roommate, I meant a living one, with a job." 
  • "All you need, my friend, is a little spark to help you.”
  • “I feel like you all have your lives figured out.”
  • “Just where would I be able to hide the world’s biggest gem on my person? These pockets can barely fit chapstick.”
Okay, some people on the internet. So I am here to deliver

I am gonna try to give a moment by moment of everything i remember from acting to singing to set. Okay so here goes. Before we start let me say this before you @ me. I did love the show. if you are going to see it, you are in for an amazing show and you will not be upset. i also do know about myself that i am a very judgmental watcher of shows so my comments are mainly small minute details that i noticed when watching the show. please don’t judge me. i am merely saying what i saw.

PRE:

  • I went with two of my friends (one of whom would have killed me if I didn't get them tickets) and my mom who happily drove us there. 
  • literally everyone there was socially awkward teens and 20′s who knew the show to a tee.
  • a good 5th of the audience was dressed as Michael 
  • the three of us (as many were) were a little worried about the age of the actor playing Michael (more on that in a moment). in the playbill, he seems to be wearing some blue eighties sweater and were quite worried that he wouldn’t wear The Hoodie. (He does don’t worry)
  • in the playbill, they have quotes for each character. Rich’s quote had me floored. his was “that’s what” -she
  • Looking at the set, they clearly saw the original show because the stage setup was very similar to the one seen in the bootleg. 

AND THEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN

  • the amount of applause that Jeremy got when the lights went up was amazing.
  • another example of how they clearly saw the original is how versatile everything is. almost everything was on wheels. and it was interesting to watch them bring it on. 
  • the choreo can definitely be described as contemporary/lyrical. and it’s AMAZING. 
  • i thought it was really cool to see that the sign for the play was on the back of the lockers that they rolled across the stage.
  • Christine at the water fountain. enough said. it’s basically the energy and tone of chapstick thing but just at a water fountain.
  • Also, side note: THEY KEEP THE “BOYF” ON HIS BACKPACK THE ENTIRE SHOW
  • the second that Michael got on the stage everyone practically screamed with glee. 
  • watching Christine sing I Love Play Rehearsal was beautiful. that song is my inner soul 
  • Mr. Reyes has a ponytail wig. it’s beautiful. 
  • watching Christine get crushed by “A Midsummer Nightmare About Zombies” killed my heart.
  • Jake was played very differently in this scene. when he’s hitting on Christine he plays it more as hitting on her than just kind of ranting. 
  • The SQUIP song. Oh. My. God.
  • Rich’s voice gives me life. 
  • again, choreo in this is amazing
  • i felt a little disappointed though because he was acting as if he’d do the hand motions and then didn’t
  • that being said, when he went up the octave on “ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN” the crowd went wild
  • they dragged the beanbags on stage. i abstain from commenting on this.
  • Two Player Game was much calmer and less choreo focused than i would have liked but it was still fun to watch.
  • they kinda skim over the “he’s totally scamming me” line.
  • the transition has the actors dress up as famous video game characters and it was adorable
  • they did the payless shoe person differently. there are 2 instead of one and they are dressed very black and avant-guarde. i actually liked it better this way. it added more of a creepy tone to it and it worked really well.
  • the box lit up. it lip up blue.
  • watching them act like they were working when Jenna came into the store was beautiful. 
  • literally the unison talking in “all sale is final” gave me chills.
  • small thing that i found very funny: when the Mountain Dew bottle was opened, it fizzed and a couple drops came out and Michael’s response was “it’s fresh”
  • he said he was mourning in chilli fries but it was pizza…
  • during The SQUIP Enters, Jeremy does it more as the SQUIP is kind of controlling his body a bit as it activates which i appreciated. it didnt just look like he was having a stroke.
  • The SQUIP is hands down my favourite character and he did not let me down at all. also dressed in black avant-guarde clothing. but he has lights on his shirt and painted wirey pathy things on his neck. 
  • he stayed on the “sexy anime female” for a moment and it was beautiful.
  • his voice. oh my god amazing.
  • when Jeremy is talking with Brooke and Chloe in the store, he copies the SQUIP’s movements. the SQUIP was cool and Jeremy was awkward and it floored me. 
  • moving forward
  • the play thing was very funny. they clearly were just reading it for the first time and it was beautiful.
  • Chloe just says “cough” instead of actually coughing
  • it got so dramatic when Jeremy went into his monologue.
  • the SQUIP holds out the “not exactly” when Jeremy asks him if he killed Eminem and it’s beautiful.
  • Let me try to explain the beginning choreo for Upgrade. Brooke brings his hand down her chest near her heart, Jeremy pulls his hand away and the SQUIP pulls it right back quickly. and this happens like 3 times.
  • more wirey pathy things came down when Jeremy decided to upgrade which was cool. it shows him being more taken over by the SQUIP
  • at the end of intermission, kids from their upcoming show were there to draw the 50/50 raffle. my only thought was, “WHY ARE THERE 5 YEAR OLDS HERE THIS IS NOT A SHOW FOR A 5 YEAR OLD!”
  • the costumes for the haloween party were beautiful
  • not all of the costumes were sexy which i appreciated.
  • there was someone just in a unicorn costume and head.
  • for Do You Wanna Hang, apparently Jake’s parents’ blanket is zebra print… i dont know what to make of this.
  • Michael. In. The. Bathroom. Oh. My. God. I’m. Dead.
  • that being said, due to his portrayl of the role (i will get into that later) and his motions in this song during the bridge just gave me more “i’m upset vibes” than “i’m having a panic attack” which kind of bothered me.
  • Smartphone Hour. they had robes on and then took them off to show glittery cheer uniforms. it was beautiful.
  • some of the guys were in dresses and wigs
  • in pitiful children, they have the light up shoes. it was so cool and unique. 
  • they had a little wirey thing on the back of the jacket and it was cute
  • Jenna’s vocals chords are a-mazing. 
  • the awkwardness of The Pants Song brought joy to my soul.
  • the stage get’s this sparkly gray streamer wall and it’s a really cool asthetic for The Play.
  • Jeremy literally threw himself across the stage. it was so cool.
  • Michael got an ovation during “Michael makes an entrance” and when he pulls out the mountain dew red. 
  • when everyone’s been squipped, giant light strings come down and it’s like they’re attatched. 
  • Rich is just similing and looking around with his eyes in the hospital
  • JEREMY WEARS A CAST FOR A FEW MOMENTS THE CROWD WENT WILD. they knew their audience
  • the cheers Rich got for “oh my god i’m totally bi”
  • never have i heard more people gasp than when Jeremy’s dad came out with pants.
  • Christine and Jeremy got an applause when they kissed (no one is surprised here)

THINGS I FUST FEEL NEED TO BE SAID (here comes my judgement i warn you now please dont @ me)

  • Jeremy- i know it’s a very hard role to play but i was slightly underwhelmed. the difference between character and posture from when he isnt squipped and when he is was to very small and much more could have been done with that. he definitely went for more of a “jeremy is a loner” vibe instead of “jeremy is a socially awkward dork” which was intersting.
  • Michael- i have a lot to say about this one. i was pleasantly surprised but there were some things i would definitely have done differently. he payed it more as stoner than awkward dork. he was much calmer which was interesting.  it again made the panic attack much less believable. the actor also held himself still much older. it was a small thing that would and could be looked over but it made it slightly less believable.

as i said before, if you do get to see it you are in for a treat. and if you dont i hope that this gives you some shed of light as to what it was like

The Hunter and The Witch Chapter 6- Run For Cover

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: :Reader is anxious after Cupid incident  .
Warnings: Swearing, explicit language.
Word Count: 1276

A/N: Thank you for the amazing feedback everyone!  I hope you’ll like this part too, and please make sure to tell me what you think! I love feedback, it makes me so happy! I’m hoping the tags will work this time :d Kisses, Dream :*

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Originally posted by frozen-delight


So as it turned out, every love song ever was right about everything and you were now beginning to realize that.

You didn’t know whether it was because of Cupid’s unwanted comment on your situation or because the object of your desire seemed more and more attractive to your hormones every second passed, but there was one thing for sure; you needed to keep your distance.

After all, whose love lasted forever?

No one, that’s who.

So when it came down to logics, love was as annoying and temporary as flu.

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Love is blind, literally-Happy Lowman x Blind!Reader One Shot

Summary: This was requested by @mettejeppsen: ‘Hello again! 😄 A request where reader is Tara’s friend from college and comes to visit her in Charming. Happy starts to fall for reader but she is a very sweet girl and she’s also blind (from an accident when she was young. Her vision is very blurry/foggy and she can only see rough shapes. Happy is very kind towards her and she falls for him too! Some fluff and maybe smut? Thank you again! 😘😄’

Characters: Happy Lowman x Blind!Reader

Meanings: (Y/N)= Your name
(Y/H/L)= Your hair length
(Y/H/C)= Your hair colour

Warnings:


A/N: Thought I would try to write in the third person, I always write with first and it seems easier to do to fit with this plot.

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Happy watched as his brothers played pool in front of him, leaning against a wall and drinking a beer. It was no different from any other week. They would have church, some shit would go down, then bigger shit happened before they all returned home or to the clubhouse to have a drink. It had been relatively quiet for the Sons, though they welcomed it with a warm embrace.

The door to the clubhouse opened, Tara walking through and holding a woman’s hand. Happy took no notice, she would just be here to see Jax. He heard the women speaking to Jax and a couple of others, finally deciding to take a glance to see who Tara had dragged along. The Sons had seen how her friends and colleagues looked at them, would this one be any different?

However, he was very surprised as he spotted her. She stood so tall, so confidently next to the intimidating bikers. Her (Y/H/L), (Y/H/C) caught his eye first before scanning her body. Without thinking, he licked his lips, liking what he saw. But the only thing he couldn’t see was her face as she was wearing sunglasses. His smirk fell, wondering why she hadn’t taken them off yet. Enticed by her, he decided to join the group that was forming, wanting to check out this woman further.

Tara was introducing everyone.“Oh, and this is Happy. Happy, this is (Y/N).”

“Happy? I’ve never heard that name before. Sorry, I’m sure you hear that all the time.” the woman he now knew as (Y/N) smiled though wasn’t facing him.

“Isn’t it a bit dark to wear sunglasses?” he tried to joke.

Everyone around him looked at Happy in shock, some holding back snickers. He was confused, what had he done wrong? (Y/N) smiled, her shoulders started to shake as she laughed.

“Um, I guess it is. Well, the thing is, I’m basically blind.”

Happy’s eyes widened, he couldn’t believe he hadn’t thought of that. He had been so distracted by how beautiful she was. Instead of getting offended, (Y/N) just kept on laughing, causing the others to join her. Just before Happy could apologise, Tara spoke first, announcing that they were leaving and would be back for the regular party that night.

The men stayed silent as the two ladies walked away, turning towards Happy as the door shut behind them. They all had a smirk on their faces, Happy didn’t like it. He just slumped away to his corner again, blocking out the teasing from his brothers.


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“You know, I cant remember the last time I went to a party like this. Course I’ve been out to some events but never an MC party.” (Y/N) squealed in excitement, trying to stay still as Tara styled her hair.

“Let me just warn you, it’s a shock when you first go.” Tara admitted.

“Well I’ll have you there, promise to stay with me for most of the night?” (Y/N) held out her pinky finger, waiting for her friend to link hers through it.


“Most of the night?” Tara was confused.

“You don’t want to be stuck with me all night. Besides, I know how you and Jax don’t see each other all that much.”

“You’re damn right.” Jax swaggered into the room, standing behind Tara with his hands on her hips.

“That’s not the only reason, is it (Y/N)?” Tara teased as she finished readying her friend for the night ahead.

“If you’re implying that I want to be with Happy tonight, then you’re slightly wrong; I don’t know enough about him yet.”

“Believe me (Y/N), you won’t get a word out of him. He’s very…reserved.” Jax scoffed.“However, he is taking you to the party tonight.”

“Sorry?”

“Jax, do you think that’s a good idea? How is that going to work? Can’t we take the car?”

“Oh hell yeah! I’ve always wanted to ride a motorcycle!” (Y/N) exclaimed.“Loosen up a little Tara.”

“Yeah baby,” Jax kissed his girlfriend,“loosen up.”

“Jax, I may be shit at seeing things but I can still hear.”

Only ten minutes later, the three of them heard a bike pull up in their driveway. Tara held onto (Y/N)’s hand as usual, guiding her to Happy. She wasn’t sure about Happy’s intentions; the way he had looked at her earlier was obviously lust, (Y/N) was gorgeous, but would he really want to…want to sleep with her? Happy was a hard, cruel man though he wouldn’t mess with her would he? This wasn’t some weird kink of his?

“Happy, please be careful-”

“Tara, I’ll be absolutely fine. Ignore her Happy, I’ve been waiting to do something like this my whole life.”

Happy was taken back by her eagerness. (Y/N) may have not been able to see very well, but that never stopped her. After the dreadful accident, she realised she couldn’t live life as an introvert; yes it was very cliche, though in these sorts of cases, it was true. Many things had been effected by this, her work, her dating life, also everyday tasks. She likes to take risks now, going to an MC party was near the top of her list.

“Well hop on girl.” he said, hoping that hadn’t sounded creepy.

Jax lead the way, Tara clutching onto him as she worried for her friend. (Y/N) couldn’t help the giggles and whooping that escaped her mouth, this was exhilarating! She felt like she was flying, it was truly a Titanic moment. Who the fuck cared about being blind when you could still feel everything else? Happy couldn’t help but laugh with her, enjoying the feeling of her arms around him.

(Y/N) could hear the loud music blaring out of the clubhouse, the crowds of people must have been big from the amount of talking going on. The engine died down as they stopped, she felt a bigger hand taking hers. This definitely wasn’t Tara’s. Happy unclipped (Y/N)’s helmet gently, still unsure how to act around her.

“Thanks. You gonna take me inside? Buy me a drink?” she playfully nudged him.

“If that’s what you want.” Why wasn’t he being his smooth-self?

Everyone was a little surprised by (Y/N)’s appearance, these parties could get a little out of hand. How was she supposed to look after herself? But no one discriminated, it seemed that (Y/N) was the life and soul of the party. Tara tried to keep her under wraps, not wanting her to get hurt though could not control her. Tig kept handing her shots and she kept on taking them.

“(Y/N), don’t you think you’ve had enough?” Surprisingly it was Happy that stepped in.“Didn’t think you would want to even come to this party.”

She hiccuped.“And why not?”

“Thought it might be a bit scary for you.”

“Because I’m blind and I won’t know my surroundings or the people, blah, blah, blah. To be honest with you Happy, I’ve had a lot of fun so far, mainly because of you.”

All night she had been with him. At first (Y/N) was worried that he would grow bored of her, run off with one of those 'croweaters’ Tara had mentioned in disgust. She even insisted that he be with his friends instead of hanging around with her. He refused profusely, genuinely interested in this woman. It was hard for him to approach people in a nice manner; he was either around guys like himself or women who just wanted sex. Perhaps it was her strong will to keep going on with life that attracted him to her as well as her looks.

(Y/N) could only see a very blurred image of Happy which disappointed her. His voice sounded so sexy, his torso was toned; if only she knew the full details. (Y/N) had asked Tara to describe him though she felt that her friend wasn’t doing him justice. When the tattoos were mentioned that only drew her in more.

“Really? People think I come off as threatening.”

“Happy,” she slowly reached out, finding his upper arm. Goddamn, those biceps,“they think that because they’ve only looked at you. That’s sort of a good thing when you’re blind, you don’t judge people by what they look like.”

Happy suddenly felt nervous.“(Y/N)? Would you come with me somewhere if I asked you?”

“Um, yeah. Where are we going?”

“I’ll tell you when we get there.”

Happy gently took her hand in his, helping her slide off the bat stool she was sat on. He cleared a path for her, shoving the crowds out of the way. Now it was (Y/N)’s turn to be nervous. Tara wouldn’t bring her to a place nor people she did not trust. By what was Happy wanting to do now? The music and chatter was now muffled, getting quotes. Happy could see she was starting to have second thoughts.

“I can take you back if-”

“No!” she blurted out.“Just keep going.”

A small smile appeared on his face as he placed his hand on her lower back, taking her into his room at the back of the clubhouse. He was so scared. Why? Cause he never usually did this, not like this anyway.

“Happy? Are we in another room? Where are we?” she asked as he closed the door behind him.

“We’re in my room, members have them here.” he tried to sound casual.

“Oh.” she was surprised.“Why are we here?” it suddenly dawned on her.“Are you…suggesting-”

“I knew this was a fucking bad idea.” he groaned, mostly to himself.

“Wait…I’m just a little confused. If you’re wanting to do what I think you are, why me?”

“What? That’s a fucking stupid question. Sorry, I’m not used to speaking like this.”

She waited for an explanation, crossing her arms over her chest.

“You don’t realise how beautiful you are, do you? I’m shit at all this sappy talk but I couldn’t believe what I saw when I walked in. You’re really interesting too, not like those bimbos out there.”

“Happy, come here.” (Y/N) demanded.

Hesitating for a second, he cautiously stood in front of her. Her hands reached out to find him, landing on his chest before gripping his cut. Pulling him towards her, she took off her glasses before kissing him hard. It had been so long since a man had complimented her like that, or even at all. Blindness was a fucking joke, limiting her of many things. But this was not going to be one of them.

Happy couldn’t help his hands roaming her body, wanting to feel every part of her he didn’t know yet. This felt different. Things were moving slowly between them, if this had been any other woman, she would already be stripped and lying on the bed ready for him. Not this time. He wouldn’t treat her that way.

Happy tried to talk between kisses.“Are you sure you want to do this? You’re drink and-”

“Happy,” (Y/N) pulled away,“I haven’t been with a man since before the accident. I’m nervous but…overwhelmed with happiness that you want to do this. Just fuck me, please, that’s all I’m asking.”

Happy smirked, hands gripping onto her butt.“Don’t you sorry babygirl, I’m gonna take good care of you tonight.”

PLL 7x18 Choose or Loose - Thoughts

- One of the best episodes of the entire series. Not just season, but series. Intense from start to finish. 7B: the season of NO DAMN FILLER. Well, aside from Jenna’s dress and Addison… but my gosh it feels good to tune in to episodes weekly where it’s just intense from start to finish. 

- TWINCER VIBES!!! Right after I post this, I’m going to go edit my Twincer theory post. We got so much in this episode. “Spencer” hooking up with Toby AND had a scar on her. Why would Spencer have a scar? We would know about a dangerous event Spencer did. But no. That has no explanation. Our Spencer does not have a scar. Also, “Spencer” was dressed in full black, almost like she just took her hoodie off and is wearing the underlay (like Aria was). Also, “Spencer” gave the girls new phones. Last time that happened, it was Mona giving Hanna a new phone, and Mona was A. I will DIE if Twincer is actually present right in front of our eyes, like attending the group meetings. And overall Spencer just wearing different clothes across the episode.

BIG EDIT that’s what happens when I stay up late to watch the episode.. I forget the basics. Happened last week too. Spencer got the scar from the windshield when Archer was killed, or from the gunshot wound. I think I got a bit ahead of myself with the Twincer theory stuck in my head!

- “Spencer” says to Toby “you know what its like to be the outsider. Removed from friends and family”. What made her say this? Nothing was said or done in this episode to prompt our Spencer to say this. Twincer?

- Mona Mona Mona. Ok, she comes in with answers regarding Aria. Good on her. But, there comes a point where “she’s Mona” isn’t gonna cut it. HOW did she find out it’s Aria? You saw her in the Brew holding an envelope… ok?? And?? Anyway. If they spent time explaining that, there would’ve been less time for the rest of the episode. Whatever, I get it. But it did slightly annoy me that the way they worked out Aria is involved is because Mona worked it out without telling us how.

- Mona is not AD!! She probably killed Charlotte.

- I liked the way the story with Aria’s betrayal paned out. Guys, I couldn’t even handle seeing arguments within the group over someone being an A minion… imagine if a liar was ACTUALLY AD. This episode just confirmed for me why, throughout all the years on here, I’ve been so against the theories that a liar is A. I don’t think there’s a lot of evidence and clues nor would it make sense but mainly I wouldn’t be able to handle it.

- They were VERY angry at Aria but honestly they had the right to be. Aria wasn’t just sending meaningless “I’m watching you” texts. She actually did shit. Bad stuff. And in my mind I was WAITING for Spencer to go up to her and apologise because Spencer, of them all, should get it. And she did!! I was so happy. That was good logical choices for these characters.

- Wait so is Marco gone for good? I was not shocked he took the case off. To me that shows he cares about Spencer and doesn’t have the guts to arrest her, which means all of Spencer’s condescending talk to him worked! Good one Spence.

- Welcome back Tanner. I love her. Tanner gets shit done. Her return brought me right back to 4A when she made a quote that 4 years later I still love - “I want to find out what it is about those 4 pretty girls that attract so many corpses” (or something like that). 

- Spencer did make a good point: why is Tanner so quick to assume the worst of the girls, when Tanner did learn and witness firsthand that there have been people trying to bully and harass the girls? In this case, the girls are guilty, but Tanner doesn’t know that… why can’t this be another framing, like last time? I believe the writers did a small error in character judgment. Tanner shouldnt be assuming the worst of the girls even amongst all the evidence. Someone frickn built a dollhouse for them once. If I were Tanner, I would consider that something similar is going on. Again, it isn’t - the girls did kill someone - but Tanner doesn’t know that. 

- Loved the element of a timer throughout the episode. That was a formula for a successful episode from 701 so it was a nice addition.

- I thought it was nice that no one said “Hanna you killed him, you give yourself in”. I kind of expected the writers to take that easy route. But, they didn’t, which is good, because that wouldn’t be true to the characters. I loved that scene where they all talk about each of their own contributions that lead up to that. Sure Hanna pressed the accelerator but how did they get there? All of them.

- Oh Aria. Your keys are in the trunk. Good luck driving off without having to open the trunk again. I think my car would start, as long as the keys are detected to be IN the car, but maybe it doesn’t work if they keys are in the trunk? PLL logic, idk. 

- I don’t know about anyone else but Aria’s phone calls with AD didnt make me cringe for once. Unlike the FaceTime calls. I thought the calls were actually creepy. But I’m probably the only one.

- You all know I’m here for the mystery and not the romance but my gosh did I appreciate the ships. All of them. The ending montage of all ships was just beautiful. I got a bit teary! (Because I know in 13 days this is all gone.) I don’t think a scene with the ships has gotten to me like that for probably years. No, definitely years. They nailed that. 

- NEXT WEEK!!! FFS CAN THEY STOP SPOILING THEIR OWN SHOW IN THE PROMO. I would’ve DIED if they told us who killed Charlotte, without having expected it! Now I know it’s coming and it won’t be a massive shock when they reveal it was Mona Oh and the “who’s coming for you” scene is being played next week.. 90% chance it’s just a dream. Ugh. Because who is possibly coming for Ali ?? They’re all in trouble? And why would she call herself Mrs Rollins? I can see them taking the easy way out and calling it a dream.

- Overall, honestly that was a 10/10 episode. Screw answers, they’re coming in 2 weeks. Heck, some even next week. Just judging it based on what it was, that was PLL at its absolute best. A LOT of mystery, and even good romance. Less than 2 weeks to go!

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Peter Parker x Stark!Reader 

Father!Tony x Daughter!Reader

A/N: I have the flu and I am bored. So, here you go! I could not think of a title, so just ignore the title. Has lines from CA:CW. I googled them, so if they are not quite right… oh well! LOL This is not my best writing, but what do you expect with me having the flu?

Summary: During the fight at the airport, Y/N Stark was told to keep out of the way. She tries, but between being on Team Cap, going against her father, and trying not to fight her boyfriend, can she come out unscathed?

Warnings: Violence, etc etc.

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 I shouldn’t be here. I shouldn’t have agreed to this. Any of this. I was about to go fight against my family. I was about to go fight against my father, Tony Stark. The one who has supported everything I have ever done… except this. One of the last times we had spoken, he had tried to use the fact that I was a minor against me and force me to sign the Accords. I refused, and ran away with Steve.

As if to punish me, then he asks my boyfriend of a year, Peter Parker, to join his little team to arrest us. Of course, my father wasn’t going to tell me, until Peter called me and told me that he was worried about fighting against me, and that he refused to harm me. I was furious, not that Peter said yes to fight with my father, but because my father – whom I only told about Peter being Spiderman because he caught him in his suit in my apartment – chose Peter out of all the vigilantes. There were so many other choices just within New York, but he had to ask my boyfriend.

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anonymous asked:

What's with the RWBY fandoms utter hatred towards Jaune? Just want to get an opinion so I can write a TV Tropes example...

Frankly i dont think jaune is hated enough tbh, he’s got plenty of stans.

To answer you though. Why is jaune disliked? Well I’m gonna give you the full list, all my thoughts, so strap in, this will be a bit long. Ive been looking for a chance to talk about this.

First,

  • He’s treated like a main character even though he wasn’t billed as one

When RWBY was just getting started, there were four amazing, cinematic trailers for it. One for each main character. Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang. These four ladies will be our protagonists as they go to monster fighting school and become a team!!

That’s the premise the show sold itself on.

Then what actually happened is that immediately once the show begins, Jaune is introduced. And the show focuses on him a lot…… even more then most of the main characters………

But the majority of (female and many male) viewers didn’t come to the show named RWBY for “the jaune arc show.” They came to see Team RWBY. They came to see a show with all female protagonists, not another scrawny white dude with a sword and shield like every other fantasy show ever made.

At first it wasn’t so bad. Jaune was mainly used for exposition, and being the guy who didn’t know anything so that there would be a reason for things to be explained to him, and through him the audience. He was likeable and seemed to be getting set up to be a tactician leader.

Then………

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anonymous asked:

Can you talk more about the reasons you ship Jamie and Brienne and not Jamie and Cersei?

Yes!!! I love this ask!!!

So first of all you have to understand what’s shipping for me. Shipping for me is either wanting two characters to get together or, if they are already together, wanting to watch them grow, challenge each other, solving their problems with empathy and communication. I don’t like unhealthy ships or ships that don’t even have the potential to be healthy because i feel this is wasting my time, i love love (and i have very strong opinions about what love is and what love isn’t), I don’t love  seeing characters i like being into relationships that stunt them emotionally or mentally.

Under a read more because I have a lot of feelings and I might not be very coherent:

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Welcome to Mama’s 100 Quotes of Supernatural Challenge!!!

Wow! I am truly amazed at all of you wonderful people in Tumblr land. After 1 year on here I have 2000 followers!!!! (OK, so I know my blog is not a big ole bomb of excitement the majority of time but I am still tickled pink!)

So to celebrate my 1 year blog anniversary, I am going to do a 2-part thing. I put a poll out a few weeks ago to see what all of you would like and the 2 popular responses were a challenge and for me to do some more blog promo’s. You asked so shall you receive!!

I have searched and searched for some of the most memorable, funniest, best quotes from our beloved characters of Supernatural. Below the cut you will find the list. I have tried to include at least 1 quote from just about everyone (well, from a whole bunch of them anyways) but the majority of the quotes do belong to our sexy Dean, Sam, and Castiel! So keep on reading to see the list and the rules for this challenge!!

(And feel free to hop on over to my other part of this challenge, Mama’s “Spread The Love” Blog Promo’s and shoot me some suggestions!)

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Star Trek: DS9 Notes - S6, Vol. 2

What’s that? It’s the Wartime Miniseries PART 2!

We’re at the Deep Space 9
We’re at the Terok Nor
We’re at the coommmbination Deep Space 9 and Terok Nor

[dance breakdown]

6x04 ‘Behind the Lines’
- Nog has managed to produce BRANDY from somewhere, because “I may be a cadet, but I’m still a Ferengi.” Nog is that dude in The Great Escape who can always get you stuff, isn’t he.
- THE DEFIANT CREW HAS A CEREMONY FOR WHEN THEY USE UP A POWER CELL. Chief O’Brien PRESENTS IT to Captain Sisko, who then GIVES A ROUSING SPEECH with CALL-AND-RESPONSE ELEMENTS. do you know how much I love call-and-response??? it’s a whole personal story, having to do with Moby-Dick and my high school English teacher, and, in retrospect, the fact that he was the one who used to be a Captain in the Marine Corps…. anyway, can attest that call-and-response is a guaranteed way to create strong group bonding AND startle awful vice principals your enemies. y’know looking back, that my English teacher was seen by the administration as a defiant Romantic revolutionary with a worrisome student army is also making a lot of sense….
- me last time: “what strange new rhythms will you all have fallen into out here”
  Ben to his Admiral right now: “It’s just a little ritual we fell into”
  weLL THANKS!

mmmm Kira providing this diegetic VO of what’s going through this Cardassian’s head at the bar while she and Rom look down on him from the second level, GOOD STUFF

- Kira: “How did you get ahold of Damar’s pad anyway?”
  Rom: “I’m good with my hands.”
  high oh.
- I think that Jem’Hadar just broke a Cardassian’s back over his knee? what kinda fight choreography can you guys afford these days!
- Weyoun, through a grin: “Our men need to see that we’re still allies. Smile.”
  Dukat:

Is This Helping

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Breakfast Club (High School AU)

A/N: the ones in italics are flashbacks

Your mom pulled over near your school entrance on a bright Saturday morning. You looked at her and grinned, feeling a bit sorry that she had to drive your ass to school on a weekend when she should be at home doing more fruitful things. She shook her head at you, couldn’t even get mad when she heard you got into trouble and had to do community service.

“I really shouldn’t give you money for today.” She teases you.

“Aw, c’mon mom. I’m going to starve or worse.” You plead.

“Do I have to pick you up after this?” she asks as she hands over some bills.

“Nope. I’ll see you at home.” You tell your mom before exiting the car.

“Have fun my degenerate child!” she calls after you.

You walked towards the gate when you saw Jay getting out of a car. He was headed to the same direction as you when a woman exited the driver’s seat and chased after him.

“Jaebum, you left your lunch!” she calls after him and you could see him flinch before stopping and turning around.

“Thanks mom.” He says sheepishly, aware that you were looking.

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Shadowhunters 2x20: “Beside Still Water

Here’s the list of all the things that I liked about the new episode (feel free to add some stuff):

  • Oh honey you dont look well. I’m happy to see you die a second time :)
  • That’s some cool effects when Jonathan opens the door to Edom.
  • And I said thanks but no thanks” XD Simon and Luke teaming up to find Maia is what I live for !
  • Everybody do the flop !! You tried Maia, you tried XD
  • Thank the Angel for Magnus and the warlocks” I approve this message !
  • DAT SLOW MO SHOT of the squad running in New York ! A+
  • Relax. I got this” 
  • The demons dont look that bad for a show without the biggest bugget :o They look pretty cool actually.
  • Luke is sooooo done with The Seelie Queen.
  • Fine. Be careful.” “Likewise. And when am I not careful ?” Alec’s face ! He’s like “Are you serious ? You always get in trouble ! YOU ALMOST DIED YESTERDAY !!
  • Not just any warlock. The most powerful one in New York” ♥ I’m so here for people complimenting Magnus !
  • Izzy’s little smile when Alec said “Izzy, wait”. She totally knows her brother XD 
  • Salty/petty Magnus pretending not to see the 6ft3 guy standing in front of him and his “Duh !
  • Malachi being the traitor is not a surprise but I think it’s really interesting to make one of the leaders of the Clave, a cercle member/a huge racist.
  • Luke knocking Meliorn out mid sentence. Hahaha ! Nice !
  • You’re familiar with them ?” Can you feel the Edom storyline coming for Magnus in season 3 ?
  • Izzy, Magnus and Alec: the best team up EVER !
  • You gonna be OK ?” “I’m the High Warlock of BrooklynDamn right you are !
  • Alec’s “Oooooohshiiiiiiit” face when the flying demon flew straight at him !
  • Magnus killing the demon while closing the door to Edom. What a man !!
  • Alec running to Magnus when he fell on the ground.
  • You can’t get rid of me that easily.
  • Saia hug ! Luke, Simon and Maia are also a great team.
  • I may not be the greatest Clace shipper but gosh they made me emotional in the finale. Those looks when Clary was about to loose her head and their little hug after.
  • Okay, i’m gonna need way more than one dot for the most emotional scene of the entire show, cause honestly I was a mess and it was perfect.
  • Alec’s reaction. It was not in the books and i’m still pissed off about it. The show did right even if it freaking killed us. Alec being in so much pain that he fell on the ground, Magnus and Izzy running to him even though they couldnt do anything. It was really painful to watch Alec feeling his parabatai die.
  • The freaking flashbacks !! That was so rude. I already had tears in my eyes, but the second the flashbacks started I went from 0 to 1000% sobbing mode.
  • The Clace part. I actually really liked them in this episode. They were heartbreaking, especially Clary’s shaky voice and sobs. I really needed to hug her ! Gosh, I dont think I’ll ever be over this scene. (especially the “Please come back” line. T-T)
  • I need to give a special dot just for Kat, cause DAMN KAT !! I’m soo proud of her, she improved so much since season 1. And her acting in that scene was freaking perfect. Good job girl ! You managed to break my heart in tiny pieces.
  • That music ! I’ll never be able to listen to it anymore without crying. It totally fitted the scene. Once again, Bravo to everyone. Cause this scene was perfect !!
  • Clary “murder time” face. You go babe !!! This episode made me like Clary !
  • Pretty angel.
  • Magnus being the most selfless character, “Magnus, you need to get to safety” “We need to find Jace and Clary.
  • Clary vs Valentine. Those punches she threw at him. In his face !!!
  • Clary killing Valentine and stabbing him 4 times !!
  • First thing Jace asked was “Are you ok ?BABE U JUST DIED !!!!!
  • The parabatai rune is back !!! And their hug ! (and Magnus and Izzy hugging in the background ! awww).
  • Party at the Hunter’s Moon ! Everyone is laughing, drinking etc… Smiles everywhere.
  • Can we talk about happy drunk Luke cause this is the best thing ever Hahaha !! I love this Luke XD
  • All these little moments. Clizzy, Simon and Clary, Simon and Maia (i love them so much and their hug was adorable).
  • Can you hear the little Kat singing in the background ?
  • That little Jace Maia interaction XD I really like their dynamic.
  • I don’t think I can live without you” (actually all the stuff they said but especially this line)
  • A wise man once told me ‘Relationships take effort“ XD Magnus imitating Alec’s voice was hilarious and adorable. Is this kind of their thing now ? Quoting each other ?
  • MALEC IS BACK BABY ! That kiss and all the lights around them. The scene was really pretty.
  • Magnus and Alec leaving the party together. Malec in season 3 is gonna be great. 
  • Drunk Luke giving Clary a huuuuge hug and trying to hug Jace XD
  • Uh oooooh Ollie. This is gonna be interesting in season 3 !
  • Other award of the most selfless character of the show: Simon. Please protect him from that Queen.
  • That creepy ending !!! Lilith and Jonathan. I’m gonna need season 3 right now please :D

And that’s it for Season 2 guys !! The show leveled up so much, i’m so proud of everyone. And 2b was just amazing ! See you in January for season 3 /o/ It’s gonna be awesome.

The last episodes [X]

HI and thank you so so so much if you got involved in this!!!! I’m so excited to be celebrating 1.5k w you guys and can’t wait to dish out some of these lil prizes <3

u guys I’ve had so much fun doing this and I’ve legit sat here for HOURS going through everyone’s blogs and tags and I’m just so,,,, in love,,, this fandom is amazing and u guys are so gorgeous and amazing! I’ve been whining at @peraltiagoisland​ all day about how much I want to include everyone and shower u all in compliments and just!!! I’m so blown away tbh 

A QUICK REMINDER OF THE PRIZES

WINNERS: 
- a big personalised playlist from me to u (u kno how I love my tunes)
- a follow from me if I’m not followin u (duh)
- a mention here!!
- a b99 fic from me if u want it!!! any prompt ya like
- hugs and love obvs

RUNNERS UP:
- a lil personal playlist from me to u
- also a follow if I’m not already
- also hugs and love
- and a lil mention here <3

if you’ve won/are a runner up please message me so we can talk and I’ll get started on your stuff! i’m so excited to talk to a bunch of you and give u music and writing agh <3

OKAY WITHOUT FURTHER ADO (I have added notes in italics bc I am just so excited and amazed by u guys)

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MTVS Epic Rewatch #176

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BTVS 6x21 Two to Go

Stray thoughts

1) The episode opens up practically where it’d left off: Buffy, Anya, and Xander running after Willow. Xander is understandably shaken up and disgusted. 

XANDER: I think I’m gonna be sick.
ANYA: Again?
BUFFY: Xander, we don’t have time.
XANDER: I know, it’s just… what happened back there, the sounds of it. The smell.
BUFFY: I know.
XANDER: Willow did that

This is more or less what I was talking about on my previous recap when I mentioned how different the impact of Willow’s murder would’ve been had she done the deed with her own bare hands. Xander is experiencing that same kind of impact, the one you just can’t easily shake off and that will probably haunt you for years to come. I don’t think the sound of skin being torn off and the smell of human flesh burning is something one can easily forget, don’t you?

2) 

BUFFY: Doesn’t matter . Willow just killed someone. Killing people changes you. Believe me, I know.
XANDER: Warren was a cold-blooded killer of women just warming up. You ask me, that bastard had it coming to him.
BUFFY: Maybe. Andrew and Jonathan don’t.

Well, at this point, the three of them had participated in the same crimes – robbery, sexual abuse, and murder. So it would be fair to say that all of them deserved to go to prison and/or die. But there’s a big difference between wishing someone who is evil or has done you harm died and actually being the one killing them. I get Xander’s sentiment, but does the fact that Warren deserved to die overshadow the fact that Willow became a murderer in order to accomplish it?

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