i was gonna start crying ok

DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
How I would like ATLA Ending to go
  • Zuko: There's something I absolutely must tell you after we face Azula.
  • Katara: Ok Zuko...
  • *Zuko goes and faces the already screw up Azula blah blah comes back*
  • Katara: Wasn't there something you needed to tell me?
  • Zuko: Huh?
  • Zuko: OH!
  • Zuko: Yeeeah, I almost forgot. I was gonna tell you...
  • Katara: ....
  • Zuko: ...that I am HELLA gay.
  • Zuko: for Aang.
  • Zuko: We fall in love.
  • Aang: Sorry we probably should have said something earlier before you get the wrong idea.
  • Katara: *starts crying*
  • Toph: *starts crying*
  • Sokka: *mouth open*
  • Mai: *kill mod*
  • Uncle Iroh: *starts crying but from happiness*
  • Ozai: *doesn't give a fuck and also in prison*.
  • Zuko & Aang: *preparing for marriage*

anonymous asked:

Ok but what if bob legit just talked about building his house and plums instead of answering. Like someone starts asking if it's gonna go cannon and he nods like he's gonna answer and then he's like "that's really interesting. You know what else is? The reclaimed wood I used to build my deck"

i’m gonna cry he would rather talk about that than ships on this show i love him so much

anonymous asked:

Since I see everyone else talking about it, my first kiss was at a softball field! I won pitcher of the year and my ex-girlfriend won catcher of the year! We both were super excited so we walked off to the bathrooms (my family wasn't ok with the relationship. I'm lesbian) and she kissed me! Not gonna lie, my heart was pounding and I really couldn't breathe. I wrapped her in a blanket and she started to cry because she was so happy. :') I kind of miss her but we both have moved on.

awh, first love

anonymous asked:

ghost parent i need good vibes I'm stuck at school and i'm super upset with my art and I keep thinking about how like half my family is gonna disown me when they find out i'm trans and my boyfriend just admitted that he might not even be attracted to me anymore after i start hrt and I just feel like a really ugly and gross person, I'm just sitting in a bathroom crying to myself, what should I do

ok but can i just say that if ur bf isn’t gonna like you anymore just because your body changes that’s like. not genuine love in the first place lmao…….. u deserve so much better than that honestly

me to myself: you don’t have to cry at everything. be stronger.

me seeing a post about boyd beaulieu: *immediately starts crying about my son*

do u ever think about the fact that as opposed to the past few doctors where they started out all smiley and then got grumpy and sad that 12 has sort of had the opposite thing where he started out really super grumpy and annoyed and now he’s smiley and happy and he’s gonna basically go through something so awful so soon that will basically end in his death and then want to cry or is that just me

shinigamibutterfly  asked:

I just wanted to let you know that you are loved, appreciated, and valued. Also when you get this respond with five things that make you happy. ❤ Then send it to the last ten people in your notifications on anon. Or not ❤

asdcdsxzf,c fdc I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN’T SEE THIS UNTIL NOW I’M GONNA CRY Y’ALL ARE SO SWEET~~~~~

istg i should make a post about why i have the BEST followers ever i’m screaming i love all of you. thank you SO much for this it made my day~!! i love you~~!!!

ok here’s my list:

1. Astro makes me so happy idek where to start with them

2. snow days makes me SO happy because Seattle NEVER gets snow and snow days is a combination of two things: getting to play in the snow, and having no school lmao

3. listening to music makes me happy too. especially when you find the right song for the mood you’re in *sigh* that’s a blessing

4. the fact that I GOT THIS IN MY INBOX makes me happy. i LOVE getting things in my inbox and i actually have three writing things in my inbox rn that i’m gonn work on after this and i’m just 💜💜💕💗💖💞💘💝 whenever i get ANYTHING in my inbox

5. @happy-yoongiday @kimnamsjoon @suhos-lotto @bbbambam @taetaesbff when tf did you change your url kelly i’m sfdszx @cha-neho @calcifer-rose @nctdreom @chunghaos you to kryst i’m being thrOWN OFF goD and ALL of my followers and the people i see on my dash everyday. y’all are so great and i love all of you

thank you again so much for sending me this. i love you~~!!!

Camren Shade Fest 2K15
  • Interviewer: Give me an awkward story that I can totally put [Austin] on the spot with.
  • Camila: Just say my name. That's plenty of an awkward story for him.
  • Lauren: *chuckles mischievously*
  • Camila: Just say Camila says hi. He'll know, he'll know.
  • Interviewer: Oh is he gonna start blushing? What's gonna happen? Is he gonna get upset? You gotta prepare me here.
  • Lauren: He'll probably cry.
  • Camila: *laughs* Aahh, no no. He'll probably- I don't know. You tell me, you tell me what happens.
  • Interviewer: Alright I'll have someone film his reaction and tweet it to you.
  • Interviewer: Alright guys I really appreciate it, good luck with everything-
  • Camila: Oh, no no tell him-tell Austin that we love Dirty Work. Yea, that's nice.
  • Interviewer: Oh that is nice. Ok, I'll tell him that; I promise.
  • Lauren: No, don't.
  • Camila: No, no, no! Don't say that don't say that.
  • Lauren: Just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Camila: Yea, just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Lauren: I just want his reaction.
  • Camila: Say both, say both, say both.
  • Interviewer: Say both? And send you the video?
  • Camila: Yea, send me the video.

(When Justin started talking publicly about our relationship) I think I was in shock, to be honest. I didn’t know what to say, what to do.
That was the last thing I ever thought somebody might do.
I was really shocked shitless. But you live and you learn. 

Well, actually, [laughs] he called [laughs].
I’m gonna break it down right now, OK? You want the scoop, you want the truth? Here it is.
He called me up and asked me if it was OK. I can’t believe I’m telling you this right now. But who cares.
He called me up and wanted to supposedly get back together or whatever, but behind it was, “And by the way, you’re in a video that’s coming out.” That kind of got slipped in.
“Don’t worry about it. It’s not a big deal.”
So the record label called and said, “If you want to change this, you can.” I had the power to say no to the video!
But I didn’t, because I thought, “Hey, it’s your video.”

I hadn’t seen it.
Then it came out, and I said, “I should’ve freakin’ said no to this shit!”
I was so like, “Whoa!! What is going on right now?!” But, hey.
And I talked to him, I said, “Why did you do this?”
He goes, ‘Well, I got a controversial video.“
And I was like, "You did. [Claps her hands, as if for a dog that just performed a trick.] Yay for you.”
So he got what he wanted. [Clears throat] I think it looks like such a desperate attempt, personally. But that was a great way to sell the record.
He’s smart. Smart guy.

—  Britney, about Justin Timberlake’s ‘Cry Me A River’
The 2ps In Friday The 13th

2p America: *tries shooting Jason multiple times but fails* Shit!

2p Canada: *in a tree the whole fucking time*

2p England: *hidden under a bed, trying hard to not piss his pants*

2p China: *stares at crying kid* You keep this up, I’m gonna sacrifice you to Jason!

2p Russia: * tries calling the police* No answer.. I better find another way..

2p France: *struggles to defend himself*

2p Italy: *is Jason*

2p Germany: *tries starting up a car without getting caught*

2p Japan: *helps 2p Germany*

2p Romano: *locks himself up in a cabin* Fuck, why won’t they pick up?!

2p Prussia: *dies*

2p Austria: *on top of a cabin watching everyone die*

04172016

OK FIRST OF ALL U ROMANTIC SNOT!!!!!! I LOVE U SO MUCH IM GONNA START CRYING AGAIN WHA T

SECOND OF ALL I LOVE YOU SO SO SI MUCH WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND EVERY BAD THING IN MY LIFE HAS BEEN WORTH IT FOR ALL MY TIME WITH U
UVE ALWAYS MADE ME HAPPY AND UVE NEVER HURT ME AND I JUST TRULY GENUINELY LOVE U WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE AND I WISH I HAD THE WORDS TO TELL U JUST HOW MUCH THAT IS

AND YOURE SO KIND AND WONDERFUL AND STRONG AND IM SO PROUD OF U FOR MAKING IT THIS LONG AFTER EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN THROUGH AND EVEN AFTER ALL OF IT YOURE STILL SO SWEET

AND I ALWAYS SMILE WHEN I THINK OF YOU BECAUSE IM JUST SO AMAZED HOW LUCKY I WAS TO HAVE MET YOU AND HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOURE JUST SO! RADIANT AND WONDERFUL AND I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE U

AND UVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME EVEN WHEN I WAS A BAD PERSON OR MESSED UP AND UR LOVE HAS TRULY BEEN UNCONDITIONAL AND THAT MEANS SO SO MUCH TO ME AND EVERYTHING U SAY MAKES ME FALL IN LOVE WITH U A LITTLE MORE

IM TRYING NOT TO CRYTYPE BUT IM HONESTLY CRYING LIKE A BABY BC I JUST.. LOVE U
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💕💝❤💚💓💚💛💙💛💙💚💟💚💓💞💝❤💜

8

she’s loving, she’s tender
she’s woman
                                     so am i

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Requested:

“Come on! Stop being a wuss!” Ki hong wined, “come on, Nightmare on Elmstreet is nothing!”
“Fine!” You finally gave into your boyfriend. You kept telling him you hated horror movies, but he wouldn’t listen.
You sat down with the popcorn and started watching.
“At least Johnny Depp’s in it,” you smirked and he rolled his eyes.
“Please, he’s got nothing on me,” Ki Hong replied trying to act smooth.
“You wish,” you laughed and he scoffed, pretending to be offended.
You started getting really scared, all the blood was freaking you out. You heard a noise outside causing you to jump, sending popcorn flying everywhere. You hugged him and buried your face in his neck, ready to cry.
“Y/N, it’s ok, I’m right here, I’m not gonna let anything hurt you,” he said wrapping his arms around you tightly and kissing your head.
“I can’t, it’s too scary,” you say, your voice muffled by his shoulder.
“It’s just a movie don’t worry. It’s not real, Freddy Kruger isn’t going to get you,” he laughed a little to reassure you.
“I don’t want to watch it anymore,” you sniffled.
“Here I’ll turn it off. I’m sorry I didn’t believe you,” he released his grip and looked into your eyes, “I’m sorry.”
“Your a jerk,” you say giving him a playful punch.
“I know.”
You hit him with a pillow.
“Hey!” He laughed.
“You deserve it!” You kept wacking him with the pillow and soon he grabbed his own, and before you knew it feathers were everywhere.
You both collapsed laughing.
“You know you’re cute when you’re scared though,” he winked.
“Oh shut up,” you say throwing a pillow at him.

I hope you liked it 😁🙈

Stakes Bubbline "theory" I guess?

YES YES IM GONNA BE OBSESSING ABOUT A SMALL DETAIL IN HERE SO BE WARNED. So you remember when Marcie’s was dying in Bonnie’s arms inside a forsaken closet-safebox-thing? Ok so you remember when Marcie’s hallucinating stuff while she’s playing her bass and she’s all old and it starts raining in her dream because Bonnie starts crying right? What if the small kiss-smooch Bonnie gives her on her forehead in her dream thing was actually Bonnie kissing her forehead in real life you know because of feels and Marcie dying :0 That’s all I gotta say I WANT TO BELIEVE OK LEAVE ME BE. (ノ_<)

ok ok I have this headcanon with one of my birthright!corrin’s (default hair) where one night her betrayal to nohr really really hits her in the face (or maybe it was the night of one of the battles with the nohr siblings) and she completely breaks down. She completely loses it and starts throwing things everywhere and crying and she sees herself in the mirror, and how Elise used to love playing with her hair. and in that moment she’s so lost she decides to just chop it off. She grabs a knife/dagger/whatever’s closest and completely cuts off half of her hair. Jakob/spouse is passing by and happens to hear the commotion and rushes in to see Corrin, crying on the floor with all of the cut off hair surrounding her. (I like to h/c it as Jakob bc he seems the most likely to hear about it first/comfort her) Jakob/spouse rushes forward to comfort her and she just can’t stop crying. She can’t stop thinking about how much has been lost and how she might have to fight her siblings again and she’s so overwhelmed, she doesn’t know what to do.