i was gonna say these are my fav moments but there are just too many for one set

anonymous asked:

hi so i had kind of a #day today could you tell me ur fav fluffy domestic anidala headcanons pls i need some fluff in my life

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG ON THIS i just really wanted to do it justice :))) idk whether these are canon universe or modern AUs or both but whatever let’s jump right in askdf

  • anakin does all the cooking and he’s excellent. he’s a Human Disaster in many ways but domestic duties is not one of them. i imagine shmi taught him how to cook from a young age and they had to learn how to make a good meal out of nothing, so give anakin actual high quality food and a high-tech kitchen and he’s a freaking master chef
  • padme, meanwhile, burns water. her parents tried to teach her when she was young but she was more interested in reading and doing schoolwork so they soon gave up. then she spent most of her teenage years in a palace where people cooked for her, and even once she became senator she still had all her handmaidens who could cook and do housework while she was busy with work.
  • (in a modern or canon divergent au, the only time padme ever cooks dinner for them is the evening she tells anakin she’s pregnant because she wants to make the moment extra special. he suspects something’s afoot as soon as he walks through the door and smells something cooking, and even more suspicious when he sees that padme has cooked a meal all by herself and it doesn’t even look toxic)
  • anakin’s very handy and does all the repairs and stuff
  • but padme does all the cleaning because she’s extremely organized and also gets annoyed when things are messy, whereas anakin doesn’t particularly care or even notice
  • she also does the laundry because she knows the exact settings she needs to use for every single article of clothing she has and she is NOT going to risk allowing anakin to do laundry and wreck her clothes, thank you very much

and now here is a domestic ship meme i found to help me out YAY

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: i mean size-wise it makes sense for anakin to be the big spoon but imagining it the other way around is ridiculously pure plus you KNOW anakin loves being cuddled so i’m gonna say they switch off depending on who wants what
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity: they love having date nights, whether that be getting all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant or snuggling on the couch in front of the tv with takeout from dex’s diner. padme teaches anakin to dance so he won’t embarrass himself at the next political function the jedi get invited to. anakin TRIES to teach her how to cook, but it usually ends in them throwing cake batter at each other while the smoke alarm goes off because padme burned their dinner. they like stargazing on the balcony and trying to figure out what all the different stars and planets are. when anakin’s away fighting he always looks up at the sky at night and tries to pinpoint where coruscant is if the planet he’s on is close enough, and padme’s back on coruscant doing the same thing
  • who uses all the hot water in the morning: padme because her showers are like 2938 hours long (her hair is really long and thick and it takes a long time to wash, okay, anakin)
  • what they order from take out: greasy food and blue milkshakes from dex’s
  • what is the most trivial thing they fight over: omg i literally CAN’T think of anything right now but there’s a bunch of other petty domestic squabbles mentioned elsewhere in here so all of that stuff i guess lmao
  • who does most of the cleaning: padme for reasons already stated
  • what has a season pass in their DVR: the 27 different corny romantic holodramas anakin’s obsessed with. padme is most certainly not into them at all, she only watches them to humor anakin, okay, and no, anakin, she definitely was NOT crying during the season finale last week she just had allergies, for the last time
  • who controls the netflix queue: they quickly realize they need to make separate profiles because their queue was getting way too long between padme’s political thrillers and home decorating shows and anakin’s corny romantic holodramas and inspirational sports movies (about podracing of course)
  • who calls up the landlord when the heat’s not working: padme because anakin, being from a desert planet, gets cold VERY easily and she knows it’s better to call the landlord asap than listen to anakin be a giant baby about how cold he is and have to sleep with no blankets because he stole them all
  • who leaves their stuff around: anakin’s always leaving droid parts everywhere, to padme’s eternal annoyance
  • who remembers to buy the milk: anakin since padme neither drinks milk nor needs it to cook things
  • who remembers anniversaries: both. these two are so hopelessly romantic and sappy, they would NEVER forget any anniversary. they keep track of every conceivable type of anniversary (first kiss, first time they said i love you, first time anakin cooked dinner for them, first time they danced together, literally everything) but their wedding anniversary’s the big one obviously and they always try to outdo each other on who can perform the biggest romantic gestures that day
“Only my mother calls me ‘Napoleon’”

I considered reblogging the conversation, but decided against it because this is got overly long and morphed into a huge meta about Movie Napoleon instead.

I’ve spent months watching, learning, and writing  TV Napoleon, movie Napoleon, and hell even attempted a hybrid version of the two. Because of this, I have a lot of opinions and headcanons that will not jive with everyone. This is my interpretation and is not meant to be the right one in any way. Just one interpretation of many scattered across the fandom.

In general, I treat the two versions of Napoleon as two very different people both due to narrative circumstances and the routes the actors took in developing their character.

Now, some points about Movie Napoleon:

1) He is not to be considered the same Napoleon as TV Napoleon. That much is clear the moment you realise he is not working for UNCLE already at the beginning of the movie, which is set in 1963.

2) Henry never watched the show before taking on the role. He decided to interpret Napoleon in his own way and from the script alone. This makes a lot of people (me included) that did watch the show before the film or have watched the show after the film a bit uncomfortable or grumpy in general because hot damn, TV Napoleon is a gift. 

3) Piggy-backing on point 2, it is clear that the movie wanted to interpret Napoleon and Illya in a grittier way that they thought would appeal to modern audiences more, so it was a given they would be different (though to be honest, I never expected them to be that different when the movie finally came out).

In my opinion, doing that actually hurt the movie as much as making it an origin story (that takes places in 1963???? why????) did. From what I can tell, the modern audience now that has watched the show or is starting to love TV Napoleon because he is so different from the popular spies we see these days in film and television. He stands out on his own as a character that you cannot immediately compare to another type of spy or movie protagonist right off the bat.

4) That said, if Ian Fleming were alive or had his way with developing Napoleon Solo beyond the name, I’m sure movie Napoleon would be a closer match to what he originally intended. 

Now onto the quote itself and what it revealed to me–

A lot of people take Napoleon saying that line to Victoria as meaning he doesn’t own up to his name and doesn’t like it. I never saw that line like that. It isn’t him seriously saying ‘man, I only like my last name because it’s cooller than Napoleon’–c’mon guys, this is a guy that stayed on in Europe for awhile after the war and probably worked on becoming more European to blend in and do his thing. He probably learned to own up to Napoleon and took pride in it and how European and/or exotic it sounded.

I saw that line he says to Victoria as Napoleon being facetious in the face of a woman that was gloating about catching him. She calls him ‘Napoleon’ in a fond, condescending way because after all, she just caught him and defeated him. Napoleon, in a final act of defiance before he succumbs to the drugged scotch decides to say this line to her. She certainly seems to understand this because of the way she smiles and drops herself over the top of that couch. I mean, guys, Napoleon doesn’t really have many moments in the film where he is sincere or honest, so what makes you think he was being sincere or honest when confronted with a woman that is 100% likely gonna kill him when he wakes up?

I find the quote also brings to attention just how lonely Napoleon Solo as a character is in this film. No one calls him ‘Napoleon’ save for the woman that he knows will likely be the person that will kill him. He has 0 expectations of being saved and it’s clear he’s resigned to his fate by the time the torture scene rolls into place. He has no close personal ties with anyone in the movie, despite being the most social of the trio of agents. His own charm is his armor against letting this mission and the people involved get too close to him. 

Unlike in the show, Napoleon is not doing any of this spy business because he wants to, but because it is his literal prison sentence. Granted, he does seem to take some enjoyment from the whole thing in the form of sleeping with two gorgeous ladies and having a mini picnic by the dock, but those are temporary, physical pleasures and hell the second time he sleeps with a woman, it was out of necessity to maintain his cover.

But back to the name, note how Gaby and Illya are actually called by their first name more than once. Gaby and Illya grow close with one another while Napoleon maintains his distance, smiling all the while. Gaby and Illya obviously gain some respect for him over the course of the movie, but neither make any attempts to get to know Napoleon as a person. He is a means to an end. 

It does not even occur to Illya that Napoleon is anything more than a temporary partner (a good one and one he does not want to kill, given how they had just finished saving the world and all) until Napoleon returns his father’s watch to him. That gesture and the fact that Napoleon called him ‘Illya’ during the extraction mission are clear indications that Napoleon saw Illya as more than an agent and as a person. Illya, however, does not see or think Napoleon even cares about him until the watch moment. The return of the watch unsettles Illya to the core and makes it impossible for him to do as his handler wants because here is a man that is more than his record. Here is a man that cared enough to go out of his way to get back his watch despite all he went through.

In my opinion, it is only after the watch scene that we begin to see the start of a true partnership between Illya and Napoleon and the beginnings of a friendship. Should we get a sequel, we will probably continue to see their friendship and bond grow into something more like what we are familiar with from the show.

However, do I think movie Napoleon could ever become someone like TV Napoleon? Possibly, but then again, this reboot has things set up so differently that movie Napoleon will never become TV Napoleon exactly just like Reboot Jim Kirk will never be the same as ToS Jim Kirk. 

anonymous asked:

YOU DO FIC RECS YAY. Can you give me good fics WITHOUT the kind of angst which is stupid- you know ones where they DONT TALK FOR 5 CHPS. Preferrable famousHL or famous/nonfamous AU pl.

Well, that’s a big challenge tbh ! I don’t have many times to make a long search right now, so I’m gonna tell you the famous!AU or Famous/non famous!AU without too much angst (there’s probably gonna have some angst though, but nothing unbearable , promise) I already rec someday, if it’s good for you ?

- shine by lourrynavy : Louis is an actor who needs to get away from the real world. He does the only thing that he can and runs away, finding himself in a small town where he happens upon Harry. What Louis doesn’t expect is to somehow fall in love and end up having to face what he was running from all along.  

- let me make a thing of cream and stars : It doesn’t explain why he’s lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of him.As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Louis’ wet dreams since he was about eighteen.(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

- led by your beating heart by @paynner : AU where Harry’s in One Direction, Louis isn’t, and they reconnect over a game of ‘Call or Delete’.

- Sweet, where you lay, by infinitelymint : Louis Tomlinson is a twenty-eight year old successful actor living in New York. Harry Styles is a twenty year old up and coming model and coincidentally also the one who turns Louis’ world completely upside down.or, Louis is Zachary Quinto and Harry is Miles McMillan. Falling in love was always in the cards for them.

- Even As Young As You Are by ologist : Harry’s sister has a baby. When he goes to meet her, he finds more than one new love of his life at the hospital.
Larry AU (12k) with famous!Harry and nurse!Louis, kids, and so much pinning and fluff. No smut at all :)

- Thought The Song Was Sung by @100percentsassy : Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor.  Years later, Harry’s just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat…   until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website.                                Larry AU (12k). One of my fav fic ever ! (aaawww Phone sex … )

 - Our blood is boiling , by twinks: Louis meets indie singer Harry Styles, otherwise known as the bane of his existence, at a pub                                 Larry Hate to lovers AU (6k). Angry sex is my weakness. And this angry sex is awesome (and bottom!Louis).

- Under the lights tonight, by @lillourry : Harry’s an A-list supermodel, Louis’s his make-up artist boyfriend. They’re something of a dream team.                  Larry AU (20k) in the model world. Started with young students in love, and how they are going through their dreams. No angsty at all, great smut; You have to read it!

- Untangle Me, by problematiclarry : Louis finds himself out of place in LA, unable to get at an itch that’s been bothering him for years. He supposes back in the early days, home hadn’t been a place. It’d been a person. He’d etched it permanently into his skin for fucks sake. It was always him and Harry. Stuck to each other like super glue. Pulled together by some magnetic force, existing in their own bubble. Everyone could see it, but that was half the problem, wasn’t it?It’s not like Louis can pinpoint the exact moment in time when him and Harry fell out of sync. There wasn’t really one at all. It had been a gradual slip, like the tide wearing away at a sandstone cliff. Chipping the solid foundations until there was nothing left to stop the structure falling to the waves below. It’s not like he spends all of his time sitting around moping over a lost friendship, he’s good at distractions. But LA only seems to accentuate the distance between them. Two separate planets, not even in the same solar system.  Or the one where Harry and Louis finally get it right.

- i can be the motor (you’ll be the gasoline) by kiwikero : Harry is a British pop star living in LA. While trying to escape his reality of publicity stunts and record sales, his Harley breaks down. Stranded in the mountains, Harry has no choice but to call for help. And, somehow, a fit tow truck driver with the ocean in his eyes might end up fixing more than just Harry’s bike.

Larry AU short (8k) full of fluff and smut . I have to say that mechanic Louis is hot. Like really hot.

BANGTAN LIVE TRILOGY THE RED BULLET EPISODE II 131214

Let me start off by saying that this was hands down the most well thought out touring k-pop concert I have ever been to and please trust me when I say I’ve been to and performed at enough concerts to confirm this.

Everything was beautiful, the lights, the staging, the choreography and the setlist, everything was so on point. BigHit really spared no expenses for this concert and I am so insanely proud of Bangtan. 

They were precise, sounded amazing live and had magnetic stage presence. Even their dancers were great, this was really a very well rounded concert for a k-pop group.

Being right in the front definitely enhanced my concert experience because the music was literally booming and I could feel the bass in my soul (seriously lol), nothing was obstructing my view and I’d say we were really close to the stage. 

Unfortunately, photography was not allowed (boooo) so I’m sorry if this is all words and no pictures ;; (the stage was really bright too, so any photos I managed to get with my lousy phone is overexposed)  

WARNING: ALMOST 7000 WORDS WORTH OF FANGIRLING VERY DANGEROUS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

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Arie’s Fic Recs for August  (8/14 -9/4)

It’s been a while AGAIN! Sorry! There are going to be some new faces on the list this time around. 

I typically include whatever I’ve written most recently as well. Sue me. It’s my list. :P

Dean x Reader

Requited Love by @luci-in-trenchcoats - SMUTASTIC, The reader confronts Dean about his feelings for her shortly after her sister Charlie’s Death. Great story from an author I don’t come across all that often. 

Starting Fires by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing​ - Fluff and Laughs. I laughed my ass off throughout this entire piece if I remember correctly. Karina is basically amazing. You will love pretty much everything she does. 

Public Sex by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing​ - Smut at it’s finest. My request of Karina in which I asked for public sex with Dean. You will NOT be disappointed, loves. No way.

Sit and Stare @impalapossible - Pure Hair Porn. I literally begged Ada to write some Dean hair point, and she pulled through in the most fabulous way! Go ready. RIGHT NOW.

Demon! Dean x Reader

Mistakes to be Made by @ilostmyshoe-79 - Sex with Demon Dean. I mean come on, do I need to say more. It’s forbidden and rough, and you can’t get enough of it.

The Beast Inside by @whispersandwhiskerburn - I like it rough with Demon Dean. What can I say? I have a weakness. This one is bloody brilliant.

Gaze by @impalapossible -In this one you’ll find yourself BEGGING Demon Dean to fuck you. Will you get what you want? You’re gonna have to read this AMAZING for yourself to found out. ;)

Dean/Jensen x Reader Series

Mr. and Mrs. Smith Pt. 12 by @loveitsallineed - In love with this series! Can’t wait for more. You’re a medical student and a hunter. Your parents died, killed by a demon, and you picked up where they left off. No one knows about it and you live a perfectly normal life. What’s gonna happen when someday you run into Dean Winchester, having no idea, that he’s a hunter, too?

Silk and Rough Velvet by @blacktithe7 - Rockstar! Jensen. Singer! Reader. Full of ups and downs and all the right things. Erin NEVER lets me down. I can’t believe this series will be coming to a close soon. I’m gonna cry. 

Living With Regrets by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing - Karina recently finished up one of my favorite Dean x Reader series and I cried as I said goodbye to it. Then I saw this. She is taking on a 9 part Jensen x Reader series and it is going to be fucking brilliant. A decision made in a moment of passion has lead to a series of events that neither Jensen nor Y/N could have predicted. Years of hurt and regret lie between them. Now with the truth about Becca lying in the balance, they have to decide if that night just one small part of what they have, or if it is something they will regret for the rest of their lives.

Just Friends by Me - Dean has always had a thing for the reader. One night his feelings reach the point that he can no longer sit by and do nothing. Will the reader feel the same? This series currently has three parts, and I’ll be writing the fourth and final part in the next week. 

Random Character Pairing

Just a Dream @flannels-and-rocksalt

Cas x Dean (But not really destielish) - Don’t usually read this kind of thing, but it was blood brilliant. It’s full of angst, depression, and a lot of pain. I cried my fucking eyes out. Go read it. 

Morning Sex @ilostmyshoe-79 (SMUT)

Sam x Jody - I have been WAITING for someone to write this and it FINALLY happened. I’ve shipped Sam and Jody secretly for quite sometime. I may not be as hardcore as I am about Dean x Donna, but this was utter perfection. Just amazing.

The Good Memories by @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (SMUT)

Dean x Donna - Every time Mimi writes Dean x Donna,  my heart flutters and a smile spreads across my face. I am IN LOVE with the idea that Dean x Donna are in love. There is nothing I want more than for this to become canon. Mimi, can you get on making it happen? You have the PERFECT backstory for it, and the writers NEED TO KNOW.

Slip and Slide  by @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (SMUT)

Sam x Reader - I don’t usually for Sam, but this was fucking hot. I had been thinking about this very thing the day Mimi published this. Hot damn, thank you Mimi. 

Jensen x Reader

Good Enough by @torn-and-frayed - everyone meet Steph. The queen of angst. The reader is depressed and doubts she is good enough. It’s so good. Jensen comfort is the best kind of comfort.  

Not Another Blind Date by @captainradicalpassion - This was bloody brilliant. The reader is convinced to go on another blind date, only to discover that her date is none of other than Jensen Ackles. I CAN’T wait for the second part to this story. It’s amazing.

Blinded by @torn-and-frayed - I have seriously read this fic four times. It is utterly brilliant. Probably one of my favorite Jensen one shots EVER. My request for Steph’s follower celebration drabble was this… She’d imagined this moment so many times, but she never expected this… Jensen x reader Little bit of angst a lot a bit of fluff. The reader has been working with Jensen on the set of SPN for years and has known him almost her entire life. They are old, old friends. She has always loved him. She combined it with this…   I love hurt/ comfort so anything with Jensen tbh - Maybe near death but no death I cannot handle the angst queens angst I am too fragile right now! She also decided to use this for a challenge“What happened? Why can’t I see?”  I was fucking BLOWN away. Like I said, my fav. Jensen drabble turned one shot probably ever. 

[FAN ACCOUNT] 150808 INFINITE EFFECT

OMG GUYS OMG. First of all like it was so long my body hurts from sitting. And i was literally taking notes with a pen and paper and just realized all of the pen marks i have on my legs lol. In general, this production was super awesome. From the super awesome screens and imaging (they used that cool 3d thing but didn’t interact with it really) and awesome lighting and everything. but anyways, on to the good stuff. WARNING, LONG POST AHEAD!!!!

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