i was gonna put this in my movies meme

the fault in our stars (movie) sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “that’s the kind of thing i would know with a fake id!”
  • “i’m grand. i’m on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.”
  • “my fears? oblivion.”
  • “see, i decided to myself a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence, particularly since you pointed out we’re all gonna die pretty soon.”
  • “that’s great but i’m not beautiful.”
  • “it’s a metaphor, you see. you put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth but you never give it the power to kill you.”
  • “your driving, while unpleasant, is not technically unsafe.”
  • “i love it when you talk medical to me.”
  • “i just wanna cry and play video games.”
  • “that’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.”
  • “i can’t believe i have a crush on a girl with such cliche wishes!”
  • “that’s probably why i’m still a virgin.”
  • “i demand to see this swing set of tears.”
  • “i hope you realize that you trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessons my affection for you.”
  • “it would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
  • “i travel in style or i don’t travel at all!”
  • “i am in love with you. and i know that love is a shout into the void and that oblivion is inevitable and that we’re all doomed. and that, one day, all of our labors will be returned to dust. and i know that the sun will swallow the only earth we will ever have and i am in love with you.”
  • “you’re so beautiful, i’m so lucky.”
  • “i can’t believe you called him douchepants.”
  • “apparently the world is not a wish granting factory.”
  • “would it be ludicrous if we just made out right now?”
  • “you guys are cute. it makes me sick.”
  • “i always thought i would be a hero.”
  • “i think you’re special. is that not enough?”
  • “losing you, that’s gonna hurt like hell.”
  • “______ was a cocky son of a bitch. but we forgave him.”
  • “i don’t even wanna see a world without you. i don’t want to see a world without ______.”
  • “we need to fake pray now.”
  • “can you just get out of my car?!”
  • “i knew i was dying. i just didn’t wanna say so.”
  • “i’m so lucky to love her.”
  • “you don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world. but you do have a choice in who hurts you. i like my choices.”
Pretty Woman (1990) Sentence Starters

❝People put you down enough, you start to believe it.❞
❝I think you are a very bright, very special woman.❞
❝The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?❞
❝Tell me one person who it’s worked out for.❞
❝I told you not to pick up the phone.❞
❝I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna wanna let me go.❞
❝Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.❞
❝It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.❞
❝I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.❞
❝Let’s watch old movies all night… veg out in front of the TV.❞
❝In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.❞
❝Oh I’m not trying to land him, I’m just using him for sex.❞
❝I like him so much.❞
❝I called and called, where were you last night?❞
❝Don’t you wanna get out of here?❞
❝How was your day, dear?❞
❝Nice tie.❞
❝What’s your dream?❞
❝You and I are such similar creatures.❞
❝You have that sharp, useless look about you.❞
❝So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?❞
❝You can’t charge me for directions!❞
❝I can do anything I want to, baby.❞
❝Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.❞
❝You make $100 an hour and you have a safety-pin holding your boot up?❞
❝Well, colour me happy! There’s a sofa in here for two!❞
❝Close your mouth, dear.❞
❝Wake up! Time to shop.❞
❝Take care of you.❞
❝Why do guys always know how to hit a woman right across the cheek– wham!– and it feels like your eye is gonna explode? What do they do? Pull you aside in high school and show you how to do this?❞
❝Not all guys hit.❞
❝You’re late.❞
❝You’re stunning.❞
❝You’re forgiven.❞
❝I want the fairytale.❞

Thanks @crystalizedwolf for tagging me in the relatable character meme! I literally took like 20 minutes out of my day to make this???? Anyways idk if I did this right but I did it in the style of my tagger where you put a pic of yourself in the middle and fill the rest with TV/movie characters you relate to, love or both tbh. Idek if anyone will see this cuz literally 6 ppl follow me and I’m not gonna tag anyone but whatever I had fun making it let me live


get to know me meme: [4/∞] movies → Inglourious Basterds (2009)

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?


Following Dylan’s Career (meme?): Youtube Channel. 

I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me[…] A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.