i was gonna put this in my movies meme

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."

Preferences .003: What Life On Earth Is Like With Them

Characters: Poe, Rey, Finn, Luke, Leia, Han

Fandom: Star Wars


Poe:

- Tbh, you guys have a small house or an average apartment. It’s always clean, but he can mess things around sometimes. He’s a great ass decorator.

- Going to the movies a lot. He loves musicals, older films, and classic romance movies.

- He can play piano and guitar. So, he’ll sing and play for you.

- Brings you flowers whenever he gets home from work.

- If you work together, he’ll spend his (rare) breaks with you.

- Sleeps on the couch when you’re fighting.

- Sleeps on the couch when you’re asleep and he gets home late.

- He’s a pilot. Clearly, lmao. He takes you out flying. He’ll teach you, too.

- Occasionally sends you an animal meme. He’s not up to date with memes.


Rey:

- Loves going to coffee and flower shops with you.

- For some reason, she really loves going to home appliance stores like Bed, Bath, and Beyond. You guys go to Toys R Us bECAUSE YOU CAN.

- Whenever you’re out shopping, she pushes you around while you’re in the cart. (She’s pushed you into a wall once and knocked about everything over.)

- Spends most nights cuddled up to you, sleeping or watching TV.

- Makes a scrapbook about you two.

- Takes care of you when you’re sick, even when you’re not really that sick. She makes you stay in bed, and she’ll put on your favorite movie, and bring you soup (even if you hate it bc it’s gonna “make you feel better).

- You apartment is probably small, but it’s really nice inside. Lots of windows, and flowers on the windowsills. White walls, and unfinished painted walls. 

- She loves “I love my gf!” memes. She was also a fan of Spongegar.

- Prefers to watch foreign films with you. She loves French and German movies. 


Finn:

- Loves going to comic shops with you. He’s a huuuuuuuuuuuge comic fan.

- He will interrupt you to tell you that there’s a dog.

- Is probably a bartender. He will sneak some beer for you and him and he’ll save it for special nights.

- Your “special nights” are episodes of your favorite shows.

- He really loves ‘The Walking Dead’. Compares you two to Glenn and Maggie.

- He always tells you about how the world could end. He honestly believes that the zombie apocalypse will happen; and believes he has proof because of the ant-mutant virus.

- Whenever you’re casually walking, he’ll say “Parkour!” and try to jump off a wall.

- “You’re gonna need to know how to do that when the zombies come, Y/N!”

- Loves Tarantino’s movies. His favorites are ‘Inglourious Basterds’ and ‘Django Unchained’. He’s also a total hoe for ‘Reservoir Dogs’.

- Sends you “I love my gf!” memes. All. The. Time.


Luke:

- Gives you piggyback rides whenever wherever.

- Like Rey, he’ll push you around in the cart.

- He probably loves Stephen King’s work. 

- He also loves ‘The Evil Dead’, and Bond movies.

- Probably watches Batman cartoons because he can. You’ll catch him up, early as hell, watching B:TAS. Still eating popcorn.

- Heavy opinions on Jared Leto’s Joker. 

- “In all honesty… he sucked, Y/N.”

- Plays ‘Uncharted’ and ‘The Last of Us’. His favorite is ‘Uncharted’. Compares you two to Nate and Elena.

- Stargazing.

- Sings with you in the car bc why not.


Leia:

- Does your hair all the time.

- She really loves Marvel movies. Her fave character is Black Widow.

- Loves slow dancing.

- You two slow dance all the time in your place. She will always play an old record while you two are dancing.

- Over celebrates for Christmas.

- She hates teen drama shows. She will watch some romance films with you, but they’re not her favorite. She likes action, adventure movies.

- She isn’t afraid whenever someone is being rude to you two in public. She won’t even bat an eye; she’ll call them the hell out.

- Whenever there’s a bad ass character on screen, and you point and say, “Look, it’s you!”, she blushes. 


Han:

- He loves writing. His main novel is about you. 

- Loves when you lay your head on his chest while he’s smoking a cigar.

- Is a newspaper comic columnist. His short stories are about your future son, which you have no idea about. To you, the kid you read about in his comics every Sunday morning is just a random little kid.

- Brings you to fancy restaurants. He will feed you chocolate dipped strawberries.

- Won’t admit it, but he loves ‘When Harry Met Sally’. Like Finn, he too loves Tarantino movies. Favorites are ‘Pulp Fiction’ and ‘Inglourious Basterds’.

- Takes you out dancing.

- Literally the ‘true couples don’t judge each other, they judge other people, together’ meme.

the fault in our stars (movie) sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “that’s the kind of thing i would know with a fake id!”
  • “i’m grand. i’m on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.”
  • “my fears? oblivion.”
  • “see, i decided to myself a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence, particularly since you pointed out we’re all gonna die pretty soon.”
  • “that’s great but i’m not beautiful.”
  • “it’s a metaphor, you see. you put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth but you never give it the power to kill you.”
  • “your driving, while unpleasant, is not technically unsafe.”
  • “i love it when you talk medical to me.”
  • {text}: A BOOK CAN’T END IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS THIS MADNESS?! AHHHH!
  • “i just wanna cry and play video games.”
  • “that’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.”
  • “i can’t believe i have a crush on a girl with such cliche wishes!”
  • “that’s probably why i’m still a virgin.”
  • “i demand to see this swing set of tears.”
  • “i hope you realize that you trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessons my affection for you.”
  • “it would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
  • “i travel in style or i don’t travel at all!”
  • “i am in love with you. and i know that love is a shout into the void and that oblivion is inevitable and that we’re all doomed. and that, one day, all of our labors will be returned to dust. and i know that the sun will swallow the only earth we will ever have and i am in love with you.”
  • “you’re so beautiful, i’m so lucky.”
  • “i can’t believe you called him douchepants.”
  • “apparently the world is not a wish granting factory.”
  • “would it be ludicrous if we just made out right now?”
  • “you guys are cute. it makes me sick.”
  • “i always thought i would be a hero.”
  • “i think you’re special. is that not enough?”
  • “losing you, that’s gonna hurt like hell.”
  • “______ was a cocky son of a bitch. but we forgave him.”
  • “i don’t even wanna see a world without you. i don’t want to see a world without ______.”
  • “we need to fake pray now.”
  • “can you just get out of my car?!”
  • “i knew i was dying. i just didn’t wanna say so.”
  • “i’m so lucky to love her.”
  • “you don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world. but you do have a choice in who hurts you. i like my choices.”

anonymous asked:

42 for Kuroo?

i wasn’t really sure what i wanted to do here, but i knew i wanted to include sense8 because (1) it’s the only netflix show i’m sure about, and (2) it’s my fave show so.

it didn’t really turn out to be a drabble (it’s like 1k words lol, i got carried away) and i’m gonna put it under a cut, but i hope you guys like it!

WARNING: THERE ARE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED SENSE8 SEASON 2 YET

- admin may

42. netflix marathon from 75 dates fic meme

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“Babe!” you called from the couch, remote raised high in the air and flipping through the options of shows and movies. “Is the popcorn good to go?”

“Almost done,” Kuroo yelled back from the kitchen, where the hum of the microwave interspersed with the popping of corn kernels. “We good to go on the first series?”

“I’m gonna wait for your ass to get over here so we can choose together,” you replied. The ding from the microwave sounded and Kuroo was rushing towards you a few seconds later, a big bowl of popcorn in his hands. You stopped him with a finger just as he was about to catapult himself onto the couch. “If you jump over the couch and spill popcorn everywhere, I swear you’ll be sleeping here, on the popcorn-infested couch, tonight.”

Kuroo froze and made to tiptoe around the couch instead of jumping over the back like he’d originally planned.

When he flopped down—without spilling anything—you pressed a kiss to his cheek and said, “Good boy.”

He turned with a grin and pecked your lips. “No chance that I’m sleeping without you tonight, not when I’ve fiiiinally got you all to myself for two whole days.”

You smiled at him and delivered another kiss to his Cheshire-like grin. “I know. I don’t want to go to bed without you, either.” You leaned back on the couch. “But,” you raised the remote again, “watch now, sleep later.”

If possible, Kuroo’s smile grew even bigger. “I love you, you know?”

You gave him a side-glace. “I know.”

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Gods and Monsters Starter Sentences
  • "In the land of Gods and Monsters."
  • "I was an angel."
  • "Doing anything that I needed."
  • "You got that medicine I need."
  • "fame, liquor, love, give it to me softly."
  • "Put your hands on my waist."
  • "Do it softly."
  • "Me and God, we don't get along."
  • "No one's gonna take my soul away."
  • "Headed towards a fucked up holiday."
  • "Fuck yeah."
  • "Give it to me."
  • "This is Heaven."
  • "It's innocence lost."
  • "Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please."
  • "I don't really wanna know what's good for me."
  • "God's dead."
  • "Baby, that's alright with me."
  • "When you talk it's like a movie."
  • "And you're making me crazy."
  • "(If I get a little prettier)Can I be your baby?"
  • "Life imitates art."
  • "Life isn't that hard."

In honor of Stranger Things week and me hitting 400 followers, I just wanted to show a little love to the absolutely incredible people that I follow and/or that I’m mutuals with! 

Here they are, and I apologize if I missed anyone! I love all of you, and if you aren’t following these blogs, you should be!

A

@a—–mess / @ace-charlie-kelly / @affairiste  / @ashy-le-mashy 

B

@baeleven  / @bichaelwheeler / @bikewheelrr / @byersbees

C

@charmacdennis / @cherrysconesandtea / @coconutheadbyers / @curiosityhenderson

D

@dennisreynoldseatingahotdog 

E

@eggogorgon 

F

@finnseggo / @flea-and-the-acrobat / @for-coffee-and-contemplation / @fortheloveofeggos 

H

@hawkinschristmaslights  / @hawrthiacoopri 

J

@joyceseggos@justice-for-benny 

K

@knightbirds 

L

@latelyhart 

M

@maplestweirdo / @matthews-and-hart  / @mikeswheelxr / @mikewheelxerr / @mikeywheelxr / @mikexwill  / @milevenandthangs / @milevens/ @mygaysonwill 

N

@nataliadyerlooks / @neondarkos / @neonthetrash

O

@ourglennrhee 

P

@prettyeggo / @promiseleven / @promise–promise / @protectbyers / @protectjonathanbyers / @protectmike 

Q

@queerkiddowill

R

@reallyjustaneggoscommercial / @reedstrangerthings / @richietczier 

S

@shesavedus / @sleepierthings / @sparkly-mike / @strangebows/ @strangerthingsaus / @strangerwaffle / @steve-hairington / @sstrangerthaneleven 

T

@telekineticeggos / @tinyryder / @theamiableanachronism / @thecastlebyers / @themikewheelers / @the-weirdo-on-maple-street 

W

@wecouldgotothesnowball / @whatabouttheonetime / @wheeler-el / @willbyers / @willswheeler / @wolfhardfinn 

X

@xkidiot

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@1980s-jean-ralphio 


And I want to give a special shout-out to the following:

@michaelwhee1er: An amazing fellow Byeler shipper! We’ve exchanged so many headcanons about our sons, and I just think you’re awesome! Plus, your writing gives me life, oh my God

@schnappnwolfhard: We bounce ideas and headcanons off of each other, and I just love hearing what you come up with!! Thank you for being awesome!

@thiscuriositydoor, @janeelevenives83, @eggo-theif, and @supercomsandeggos​: My amazing group-chat family. We come up with some pretty awesome theories/headcanons, we rant, we fangirl, we share/come up with some fun memes, and you all put up with my angsty ideas. You are all like my siblings, and I love you all <3

@hallowheeler: Another amazing member of the group-chat family. We make fun of stuff on The Walking Dead together, geek out about Finn in glasses (which spawned some pretty funny inside jokes, too), and cry over the upcoming IT movie and the fact that Finn is gonna play someone whose nickname is literally Trashmouth. You’re like a little brother to me!

@raesberri: RAE OH MY GOD….You are seriously one of the nicest people I’ve ever met on this site. I love your art and your writing so much, and I just think you’re one of the greatest people ever!

anonymous asked:

why did you bring the in the heart of the sea dvd for tom to sign when you met him? i mean it's not one of his best movies...

oh come on the movie isnt that bad lmao its not my absolute favorite but he is SO GOOD in it
now…..tbh….it was the first one i grabbed before leaving my house i didnt even think about it

i just knew that i wasnt gonna give any spidey stuff for him to sign like everybody else bc…….you know, im a tom holland™ fan, not just a spider man fan???
turns out he loved it and said it was nice of me to bring that one (and i died a million times)
seriously i died we were talking and he said to me “i love when you guys bring my movies” and he smiled so big and i kept complimenting him and how good he was in that movie and hE LITERALLY SAID:::::::“that’s nice of you” and “you’re so nice” rip

Organ ask meme reminded me of Repo, so guess what I just put in! :D It’s been WAY too long since I’ve watched this. ♥

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get to know me meme: [4/∞] movies → Inglourious Basterds (2009)

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

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Following Dylan’s Career (meme?): Youtube Channel. 

I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me[…] A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.

anonymous asked:

jar jar/palpatine for the ship meme <3 my otp

u probably weren’t expecting an actual answer but if i had 2 read this with my own two eyes then ur gonna suffer right along w/me

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? palps and he gets super into texting and asks jar jar to send pics
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? jar jar did and palps kissed away his tEARS
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? jar jar fuckin binks
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? jar jar and then “it’s meesa!!”
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? palps 
  • Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? palpatine af 
  • Who laughs more during sex? just think about THAT dynamic for a minute. but jar jar……. meanwhile palps is more into dirty talk….
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? palps bc he needs to be cuddled 

send me a ship and i’ll tell you…