i was gonna put this in my movies meme

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."
the fault in our stars (movie) sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “that’s the kind of thing i would know with a fake id!”
  • “i’m grand. i’m on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.”
  • “my fears? oblivion.”
  • “see, i decided to myself a while back not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence, particularly since you pointed out we’re all gonna die pretty soon.”
  • “that’s great but i’m not beautiful.”
  • “it’s a metaphor, you see. you put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth but you never give it the power to kill you.”
  • “your driving, while unpleasant, is not technically unsafe.”
  • “i love it when you talk medical to me.”
  • {text}: A BOOK CAN’T END IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS THIS MADNESS?! AHHHH!
  • “i just wanna cry and play video games.”
  • “that’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.”
  • “i can’t believe i have a crush on a girl with such cliche wishes!”
  • “that’s probably why i’m still a virgin.”
  • “i demand to see this swing set of tears.”
  • “i hope you realize that you trying to keep your distance from me in no way lessons my affection for you.”
  • “it would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
  • “i travel in style or i don’t travel at all!”
  • “i am in love with you. and i know that love is a shout into the void and that oblivion is inevitable and that we’re all doomed. and that, one day, all of our labors will be returned to dust. and i know that the sun will swallow the only earth we will ever have and i am in love with you.”
  • “you’re so beautiful, i’m so lucky.”
  • “i can’t believe you called him douchepants.”
  • “apparently the world is not a wish granting factory.”
  • “would it be ludicrous if we just made out right now?”
  • “you guys are cute. it makes me sick.”
  • “i always thought i would be a hero.”
  • “i think you’re special. is that not enough?”
  • “losing you, that’s gonna hurt like hell.”
  • “______ was a cocky son of a bitch. but we forgave him.”
  • “i don’t even wanna see a world without you. i don’t want to see a world without ______.”
  • “we need to fake pray now.”
  • “can you just get out of my car?!”
  • “i knew i was dying. i just didn’t wanna say so.”
  • “i’m so lucky to love her.”
  • “you don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world. but you do have a choice in who hurts you. i like my choices.”
shit roomie’s bf says

     feel free to reblog! it’s kinda nsfw because he’s a boy and says nasty things. this will probably be added to later because he says shit like this all the time. also, feel free to change pronouns!

  • “You’re just jealous that I suck dick better than you.”
  • “BABE-UH!”
  • “That’s lit.”
  • “I’m only friends with good-looking men.”
  • “I wish you were Shania Twain.”
  • “Spank my pussy.”
  • “He’s not our son, I don’t love him.”
  • “Let me put some pants on really quick.”
  • “Am I your son?”
  • “All my bitches suck my dick.”
  • “You’re a Kim K.”
  • “Go for it, honey. I don’t like you.”
  • “Aww fuck yes, titties.”
  • “This is such a good movie…that I’m not gonna watch with you. Because you suck.”
  • “What makes you scream at the end of the day? My dick.”
  • “I want to relieve the sexual pressure I have like right now.”
  • “Your butt feels so good right now.”
  • “Can I get a FUCKING TOWEL, please?!”
  • “I love how my socks fit right in your purse.”
Gods and Monsters Starter Sentences
  • "In the land of Gods and Monsters."
  • "I was an angel."
  • "Doing anything that I needed."
  • "You got that medicine I need."
  • "fame, liquor, love, give it to me softly."
  • "Put your hands on my waist."
  • "Do it softly."
  • "Me and God, we don't get along."
  • "No one's gonna take my soul away."
  • "Headed towards a fucked up holiday."
  • "Fuck yeah."
  • "Give it to me."
  • "This is Heaven."
  • "It's innocence lost."
  • "Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please."
  • "I don't really wanna know what's good for me."
  • "God's dead."
  • "Baby, that's alright with me."
  • "When you talk it's like a movie."
  • "And you're making me crazy."
  • "(If I get a little prettier)Can I be your baby?"
  • "Life imitates art."
  • "Life isn't that hard."

In honor of Stranger Things week and me hitting 400 followers, I just wanted to show a little love to the absolutely incredible people that I follow and/or that I’m mutuals with! 

Here they are, and I apologize if I missed anyone! I love all of you, and if you aren’t following these blogs, you should be!

A

@a—–mess / @ace-charlie-kelly / @affairiste  / @ashy-le-mashy 

B

@baeleven  / @bichaelwheeler / @bikewheelrr / @byersbees

C

@charmacdennis / @cherrysconesandtea / @coconutheadbyers / @curiosityhenderson

D

@dennisreynoldseatingahotdog 

E

@eggogorgon 

F

@finnseggo / @flea-and-the-acrobat / @for-coffee-and-contemplation / @fortheloveofeggos 

H

@hawkinschristmaslights  / @hawrthiacoopri 

J

@joyceseggos@justice-for-benny 

K

@knightbirds 

L

@latelyhart 

M

@maplestweirdo / @matthews-and-hart  / @mikeswheelxr / @mikewheelxerr / @mikeywheelxr / @mikexwill  / @milevenandthangs / @milevens/ @mygaysonwill 

N

@nataliadyerlooks / @neondarkos / @neonthetrash

O

@ourglennrhee 

P

@prettyeggo / @promiseleven / @promise–promise / @protectbyers / @protectjonathanbyers / @protectmike 

Q

@queerkiddowill

R

@reallyjustaneggoscommercial / @reedstrangerthings / @richietczier 

S

@shesavedus / @sleepierthings / @sparkly-mike / @strangebows/ @strangerthingsaus / @strangerwaffle / @steve-hairington / @sstrangerthaneleven 

T

@telekineticeggos / @tinyryder / @theamiableanachronism / @thecastlebyers / @themikewheelers / @the-weirdo-on-maple-street 

W

@wecouldgotothesnowball / @whatabouttheonetime / @wheeler-el / @willbyers / @willswheeler / @wolfhardfinn 

X

@xkidiot

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@1980s-jean-ralphio 


And I want to give a special shout-out to the following:

@michaelwhee1er: An amazing fellow Byeler shipper! We’ve exchanged so many headcanons about our sons, and I just think you’re awesome! Plus, your writing gives me life, oh my God

@schnappnwolfhard: We bounce ideas and headcanons off of each other, and I just love hearing what you come up with!! Thank you for being awesome!

@thiscuriositydoor, @janeelevenives83, @eggo-theif, and @supercomsandeggos​: My amazing group-chat family. We come up with some pretty awesome theories/headcanons, we rant, we fangirl, we share/come up with some fun memes, and you all put up with my angsty ideas. You are all like my siblings, and I love you all <3

@hallowheeler: Another amazing member of the group-chat family. We make fun of stuff on The Walking Dead together, geek out about Finn in glasses (which spawned some pretty funny inside jokes, too), and cry over the upcoming IT movie and the fact that Finn is gonna play someone whose nickname is literally Trashmouth. You’re like a little brother to me!

@raesberri: RAE OH MY GOD….You are seriously one of the nicest people I’ve ever met on this site. I love your art and your writing so much, and I just think you’re one of the greatest people ever!

nxrestfxrthewicked  asked:

five plots i want to do in the future

welcome to 2k18 rp meme || Accepting

kay I’m gonna …. be super cliche for a minute because these are totally based on movies I’ve recently watched etc

  1. First of all, some kind of Princess Bride-type thing. True love, yadda yadda, someone ‘dies’, the other person is chosen as bride or groom to royalty, and I’m just honestly a sucker for sudden ‘Oh my god you’re not dead’ situations tbh. 
  2. Literally any of those cliche af soulmate AU prompts 
  3. I’d love to do threads in Laura’s Modern Fantasy verse with friends or romantic interests either putting the pieces together or stumbling on the truth about her not being entirely human
  4. REINCARNATION PLOTS! Not even ship-required but like best friends who have been through every single lifetime together in some form; maybe they’re born 50 years apart so it’s just this teenager and older person who hang out in the parks and talk about life and are just buddies, sometimes they’re the same age, sometimes they’re siblings— all good shit!
  5. Laura dealing with some kind of injury and having someone to help her out with whatever she needs tbh, just some fluffy friendship stuff.

proditeur  asked:

EINS: Positivity for the first person who messaged you in 2018

Start your year off right || @proditeur || Still Accepting
EINS: Positivity for the first person who messaged you in 2018

Me: -Stares at my IMs until someone sends me smthn-
@freedomisbeforethee : -makes one single and fatal mistake-

Oh. My. God. 
As a person - I LOVE Miss T? She’s such a great person actually? She puts up with me (this will be a recurrent theme in all of my positivity) and more than that is just honestly so lovely to me?? She talks about our kids and sends me interesting memes and just helps me develop my own Gellert all while writing her own bomb ass Gellert herself???
I mean have you seen him? She has, I think, probably put more work into Gellert, his history, his life && his supporting characters than I think we’re gonna get from the movies. He is so wonderfully dark and evil and while I use Johnny myself, I really love her using Jamie bc, hey - hello. Yes. He was Grindlewald and if the movies just ignore that I’ll be ??? So very confused. 
Whether it’s crack or angst or smut or just anything else, I love my interactions with Miss T and honestly - she writes so fast! 100% worth checking out. 

8

get to know me meme: [4/∞] movies → Inglourious Basterds (2009)

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

anonymous asked:

jar jar/palpatine for the ship meme <3 my otp

u probably weren’t expecting an actual answer but if i had 2 read this with my own two eyes then ur gonna suffer right along w/me

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? palps and he gets super into texting and asks jar jar to send pics
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? jar jar did and palps kissed away his tEARS
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? jar jar fuckin binks
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? jar jar and then “it’s meesa!!”
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? palps 
  • Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? palpatine af 
  • Who laughs more during sex? just think about THAT dynamic for a minute. but jar jar……. meanwhile palps is more into dirty talk….
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? palps bc he needs to be cuddled 

send me a ship and i’ll tell you…

9

Following Dylan’s Career (meme?): Youtube Channel. 

I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me[…] A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.