i was going to make a name meaning edit but then i didnt feel like it

givenchy & gold, part i (m.)

;pairing — jungkook/reader

;warnings — sex | implied exhibitionism | mild dom/sub tones | if u’ve got a praise kink then ur gonna love this | mentions of daddy kinks | instances of spanking 

;summary — you’re the supervisor of the clothing department with a lot of useless lingerie knowledge, jungkook is the jewelry department’s defiant hot boy who flirts in wristwatch brands. basically an upscale retail au, but with lots of implied under-the-counter sex. and when an opportunity presents itself to fuck each other in the boss’s office after hours, you’re both too hot for each other to say no.

;word count — 20k im so sorry

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anonymous asked:

Goku Destroying universes?!?!? WHAT I need to catch up on Super but give me the Deets Jax

Okay so basically in the New Arc of Dragon Ball Super Goku wanted to fight in a Multiverse tournament so he went and talked to GOD and GOD said sure

So GOD makes up the rules for the Tournament and God (Or the High Priest Angel) Decides that all 12 Universes COMPETING will have a chance to win and prove theyre the best but THE LOSING UNIVERSE will BE ERASED that means the Kais and Gods of Destruction are ERASED as well. ALSO meaning the afterlife for that Universe will be erased so if you die you literally dont exist but it doesnt matter cause you are erased.

So only 1 universe can win and 7 Will be Erased. 

4 of the Universes are safe because the quality of life in them are high. 

So everyone IS FREAKING OUT about this but Goku is all

“I just wanna fight strong folks I’ll FIGHT EVERYONE COME AT ME BRO”

He literally says that no BS

so When Goku fights this dude named Bergamo he pleads to GOD hey. 

Originally posted by bird-studio

If I win this make it so all the universes are exempt and wont be destroyed please and GOD agrees if he wins he’ll leave all the universes alone but if Goku holds back and lets the dude win he’ll destroy all 12 universes on the spot. So Goku just wants a good fight and battles the dude without holding back and kicks his ass

Originally posted by vgeta

So after he beats him all the other universes are lookin at Goku like WHY DID YOU AGREE TO THIS and GOKU SAYS 

Like totally just Saiyan Blood Hyped up and then at the end this Dude who looks like Robotnic is gonna fight him to see if Goku is evil and Goku says

And then they are going to fight. Honestly it feels like Goku’s TRUE SAIYAN nature is overtaking him to the point he’s indifferent to the Googleplex of lives that could be lost because he wanted to battle 

EDIT FOR THOSE who keep saying OmniKing was gonna destroy those universes anyway.

Thats not the Main POINT of the issue the Main Point is Goku really Doesn’t care about anyone else BUT FIGHTING. So all that “He gave em a fighting chance Bullshit” Doesnt really matter because he didnt care in the first place. When he found out that all the Universes were at stake he was like “Oh….well that sucks. Oh well” but he wasn’t shaken at all. and I know people are saying “well if they win he could use the Super DragonBalls and Restore them” etc but still the fact he is becoming so Indifferent to all the Lives that could be lost is fuckin Bullshit. I know he’s done selfish shit before like
Letting Vegeta, Frieza, and Buu Live when he couldve killed them

or giving a Cell a senzu bean and letting him wail on his son just cause he wanted to see a good fight and thought Gohan will eventually rage boost.

They REALLY Need to address this because even Kid Goku and Early DBZ Goku would not have pulled this shit or if they did they would still be worried about people’s lives, Yes even the japanese one did show he cared numerous times throughout the series so thats what irks me

eiffel back home: Borg edition

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  • eiffel pets every dog he can
    • and because he walks to work through a park it’s a lot of fucking dogs 
  • one evening after work he’s followed home by a beautiful but very scruffy three-legged Belgian Malinois 
  • part of him wants her to run off of her own accord because minkowski WILL kill him but the other, much louder part of him wants her to stay forever 
  • homegirl hits him with the authentic puppydog eyes and whoops, she’s his now 
  • when minkowski gets home she doesn’t even act surprised 
  • she just looks from the dog to doug, sighs, and says, “you know, i didnt think living with you on earth would have more hazards than in space. but i really should have seen this one coming" 
  • eiffel’s face lights up, "does that mean we can keep her?” - she kneels down and introduces herself to the dog, “i don’t know, eiffel…" 
  • the surprised joy eiffel is feeling right now is immeasurable
    • that wasn’t a no 
  • minkowski is looking at her closely as she scratches her neck "i think she’s a military dog" 
  • eiffel does a happy gasp, "she’s just like us! commander, we have to keep this dog" 
    • he was speaking decisively but there was such a hopeful, pleading look on his face that you’d think he was a ten-year old asking for a puppy for christmas 
    • minkowski almost falls into the trap of believing it 
  • "only if you’re going to be a grown-up about looking after her” she says sternly, “you don’t get to opt out of the boring jobs" 
  • he nods eagerly
    • he looks like he’s about to start bouncing up and down 
  • she sighs, "does she have a name?" 
  • "i want to call her cyborg" 
  • ”…cyborg?“ 
  • "one of these days she’s going to get a bamf prosthetic leg and then she’ll be a cyborg" 
  • "you are the worst roommate i have ever had" 
  • he grins, "it’s an honour, sir”
  • they go shopping for a bed and food and get her vaccinated 
  • minkowski pretends not to love cyborg but eiffel saw her petting her while doing the baby voice
    • (he said nothing but he’s very pleased that minkowski doesnt actually find her annoying)
  • eiffel and minkowski get a little competitive over who gets cyborg in their bed every night
  • occasionally they remedy this by all falling asleep on the sofa together
  • lovelace has joked about stealing cyborg off them but eiffel’s 99% sure she absolutely would given the opportunity
  • “move, the dog is here” becomes a running joke
  • once someone makes a comment about the three of them being unlikely friends and lovelace says “i’m mostly in it for the dog”

bonus (rare sighting of lesser-known cryptid “minkowski’s sense of humour”): 

  • any time eiffel gasps like he’s had an idea is a bad time for minkowski 
  • “dog tags” he says “we need to get borg dog tags" 
    • it had barely been a week and he’d already shortened her name to borg (m: *deep sigh*)
  • when she picks the tags up from the engravers she tosses them to eiffel 
  • "you got two sets?” he asks
  • “read them" 
  • the tags read: 
    • Cyborg (if lost return to Doug Eiffel ** **** ****) 
    • Doug Eiffel (if lost return to Renée Minkowski ** **** ****) -
  • eiffel just about dies laughing 
  • minkowski pulls out her own (actual) dog tags
  • "now we’re a real family”

bonus bonus: i doodled the initial concept for this while i was away

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Something big||JJK

Originally posted by bottomkookie

Jungkook Scenario 

Summery— Its been 1 year since (Y/N) and Jungkook got married. He planned something big but things didnt go as planned. I can’t do summerys but please read, i think youll like it.

Pairing— reader x Jungkook

Genre— fluff? Angst? Violence? Idk

Word count— 2371 (oops)

Warnings— swearing, fighting, cringy

A/N— so i didnt intend to make this super long but oops. Anyways this is my first time ever exposing my writing to the world. I hope i did it right, and i edited it right. Please give feedback. (Request are open) -admin kiko♡

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 So here’s my first request ! I hope you enjoy it and it’s not too terrible ! I put it under the cut bc it turned out a little longer than expected ???

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Every Single Rupauls Drag Race Queen Ranked from 1 to 100 by David Mason
You will notice as thece list goes it runs from HARSH to KIND being that we go from people who are wasting our time and perhaps not living an honest fantasy but trying to be something they FEEL they’re SUPPOSED to be and talented artists who capture us as they reveal beautifully honest selves which bloom from their unconscious.
The Top 25 are ICONIC GOLD and are identities who hold their own amongst all the queens. They are APEX PREDATORS and each could arguably be made number one depending on each persons values. This is MY list and therefore it reflects my values and needs.
100. Phi Phi O’Hara Shes actually the worst for being a horrible person who cant figure out why shes terrible and thats the worst part. I actually BOOED her in public when I saw her. Is it wrong to not like someone just because they were born??? I think it probably is BUT I dont like Phi-Phi because when they showed her mom her mom was like 26 and I just thought YUCK, unplanned pregnancy is just TACKY and I wouldnt have to deal with you if your mom just had the balls to own her own body and be responsible and kind to the Earth and abort you but apparently the apple doesnt fall far from the (say this in Goldie Hawn from Overboard voice) “short, fat, slut" and you come from a long line of short selfish inconsiderate people. Phi-phi is the best case as to why Planned Parenthood should be next to every McDonalds.
99. Kenya Michaels : Oh god Im disturbed by her. She was like that little doll from Trilogy of terror. I found her strong sexual identity so uncomfortable as it was just too obviously a defense mechanism from being a tiny rapeable person from a third world territory. Thats AWFUL to say but Im sorry its just what I saw. I didnt find it funny or sexy. I found it awful and cringy. Its NOT a reason to not like a person but it is a reason as to why I dont want to see her on my tv bending over and WAGGING HER TWAT at me. I dont want to celebrate her complex attempt at molestation management, Im sorry. Lets hope this is me just projecting. I know this is too much for the SECOND entry but Im just saying what I felt. I wish shed read a book instead of just GOING WITH THE SEX THING.
98. Kandy Ho: What gross name, what a skank not even a good skank like Samantha Fox, just a shitty skank.
97. Phoenix: Who? I really have to speed through this list I have to go to the gym.
96. Madame LaQueer: Id put her at 99 but I feel bad for her. Im a nice person.
95. Alisa Summers: i have no idea who this person is
94. Penny Tration: Oh fuck you for that stupid name. Get the fuck outta here.
93.Vivienne Pinay: Why did she think she was pretty or passable or fishy or WHAT? All I saw was “Hi, Can I get the lunch special? I’ll have tai Iced tea with Rad Prik Chicken and coconut soup. Thank you.”
92. Venus D-Lite: Venus is who I think of when I think of queens that dont matter. I didnt even say that to be mean. She just is.
91. Jaidynn Diore Fierce: ??? oh she was the one I think should be named PEANUT.
90. Naysha Lopez: What plane of consciousness thought this person needed to be seen?
89. Sasha Belle: Awkward entry! Rip off Mugler Chimera dress. HERES A TIP PEOPLE, dont try and copy the most amazing well made dress in the world that cost 300k to make and 900 years of 900 year old Parisian couturiers to make. I PROMISE YOUR VERSION WONT BE AS GOOD. If youre going to copy something also make sure said reference has a TEENSY bit of wiggly room for either styling OR improvement. The Mugler Chimeira dress does NOT. Stop looking at it, you cant have it.
88. Akashia: Maybe the first person to fall on the runway??? I dont know? I dont remember her exactly
87. Rebecca Glasscock: I went shopping with Ru once at Saks and a sales girl came up and said “Rebecca works here now!” Ru went from Cafe au lait to FISHBELLY faster than she could mutter… “Rebecca is here?…….now?” thank god the girl was like “Not today”… Cocoa pallor regenerated, shopping recommenced. Rebecca must have been INSANE.
86. Honey Mahogany: Who and Why and whatever….
85. Derrick Barry: Nope.
84. Robbie Turner: I wish you were Tina Turner
83.Cynthia Lee Fontaine:The cowboy look was like a THANKSGIVING revelation that GRANPA IS A CROSS DRESSER?!?!
82. Darienne Lake: Dip into the cool water of Darienne Lake was the best thing about her and that was Rus doing so.. BYE and shes from like Rochester or some shit. YUCK mid/western New York is SKANK.
81. Ginger Minj: Just everything I don’t appreciate.
80. BeBe Zahara Benet: She won season one and I think the prize was 10k and it shoulda gone to Nina.
79. Bob the Drag Queen: After the extraordinarily beautiful Violet won. The audience of sheep were put off by their inability to relate to her because they just arent as good as her so the next season they wrote the season about having a “peoples princess” win and that why we have SHITTY BOB the person who shouldnt have ever been invited. Whats WORSE and MORE ANNOYING is the LATENT worship of Violet after they realized JUST HOW GOOD SHE WAS ONCE THEY SAW BOB and Im sitting here with my fists clenched screaming YOU IDIOTS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?!?!?! Bobs season was the worst.
78. Delta Work: Shes the drag queens drag queen. Shes too bitter for tv though. Same reason as to why Jackie Beat isnt on tv, too sour for tv, but thats ok. There is certainly somethig to have the cache of being the type of queen you have to go out to see. When she botched the comedy challenge I felt for her. I could really relate. She has the comic ability and you could just hear the inner dialogue of self sabotage running in her mind. It sucked. Thats one of my challenges too.
77. Thorgy Thor: Funny smart queen that I like. Tv isnt a format that suits her.
76. Sahara Davenport : A sweet soul.
75. Yara Sofia: Ick… The best example of LEARN TO EDIT. Her styling is THE GOOP SHOW. You know how some people just have BAD VIBES? I just dont want her around me. I dont see her vibes swirling in a direction I wanna head towards. I kinda hate dreads, Id lie and not say it to sound cool but there just unsavory to me. Patchouli.. thats what I smell when I see them in my minds eye.They just make me ask.. Why do you deliberately choose to be kinda not so clean? Its some romantic notion I don’t prescribe too. Im not earthy in that way. Im Earthy in a watermelons are fierce kinda way.
74. Kelly Mantle: This person is not Christine Baranski! Why are you telling me youre related to a baseball player like Im supposed to care?
73. Magnolia Crawford: ahahahahahahahahahah… that poor homosexual. He MIGHT be more disliked than phi-phi. THAT NOSE gets points.. it HAD to be a critique on nose contour right?! Does anyone ACTUALLY know her?! I feel like this might be some weird dare that a straight guy did and made it on the show. It was all so WEIRD?!
72. Jade. I really dont remember a damn thing but kinda thought she was a nice person maybe??? errr ummmm I just shrugged my shoulders to myself.
71. Lanaysha Sparks: She was quite lovely and even surprisingly talented on the craft contest but not knowing who Diana Ross is and your a drag queen is SATANISM. Poor bitch is from Puerto Rico, do you now Puerto Rico is twice as poor as the poorest state? That sucks.
70.Laila McQueen: Is this an OSBORNE CHILD?? Had she been on previous seasons she would have faired better. Seemed like a kid Id hire as an intern and could trust.
69. Serena ChaCha Oh my god Serena snook right by me?!?! AHAHAHAHAH Serena! Worst look of ALL TIME. how was SHE an art school student?! I cringed when she said that as Im an art school kiid and was like NO NO NOPE TAKE IT BACK CLOSE YOUR MOUTH! Serena was the victim of QUEEN ON QUEEN GANG BULLYING and what was worse is AMERICA BACKED THE GANG RAPE. It was like that scene in The Dark Crystal when the Skeksi looses the sword challenge and they all tear the clothes of him and banish him! Alyssa WENT IN on her….Coco even got a piece of Serena that day! Serena is lucky to be alive.
68. Jasmine Masters: Im disturbed by my own ability to impersonate Jasmine Masters. Its not THAT GOOD but its better than a 225lb Pollock should be able to do. Her Slinky worm routine makes me GIGGLE. She is ANGRY……BLACK RAGE which I kinda appreciate in a way. I get it. I have gay rage so why cant she have BLACK RAGE?!
67. Tempest DuJour awww tempest.. We all like Tempest. Kinda funny shes a costume design teacher though no? She gave my husband a shirt and my husband wore it for her all day in Provincetown because my husband is like the sweetest person ever. I mean people were like “TEMPEST DU JOUR?!” they practically SPIT on him and he still wore it and he tagged her in the photo and she didnt even regram lolololol My poor husband, I love him so much.
66. The Princess: I made a comment about the Princess’ look being shitty on Instagram once and all her fans went APESHIT. It was the two nastiest messages I ever deleted.
65. Monica Beverly Hillz I shoulda put her farther back. She was not so great.
64. Vivacious: Awwww the old battle axe of drag. I support her endaevor but her looks were so dated. I do however respect her respect for the art so…
63. Lashauwn Beyond: That name is so real. You can say she sucks but you can also say shes the spirit of drag taking you “up" so let her be.
62. Mrs. Kasha Davis: WOAH boy did she sneak by me?! She must have got here EARLY and just WAITED. She sucked so hard you kinda loved her for being honest. Kasha was like your olde gay neighbor whos taste level sucks but you respect her because she went through the AIDS crisis and is still smiling. Not even kidding.
61. BenDeLaCreme: I just did not like her.
60. Pandora Boxx: Oh god Pandora. Did you see that Unicorn video she made… bless this bitch.
59. Shangela Laquifa Wadley: Shangela was just cheap. Shangela is like the same taste level as like Paula Abdul, Mad Tv, Khols, a Sketchers Sneaker… I just never like what she does. I dont need it. Its poor person humor. Just because you say something LOUDLY doesnt make it more funny. ( as I type in CAPS)
58. Roxxxy Andrews: This poor bitch dug a damn hole… You know shes not likeable because she was shadey but she was more talented then anticipated in the creative challeges, and I thought she had nice skin. My husband HATES HER.
57. Kim Chi: One note. Refrigerator being pushed down a runway. I actually dont like her for not having the courage to be out to her parents. Its insulting to the rest of us. Buck up bitch, your mom already knows, shes known since you were 2. The fact you think she doesnt know is INSANE. Your non outness renders any talent moot.
56. Adore Delano: Thanks but Ive been to Hot Topic, NEXT.
55: Acid Betty: I don’t remember much about the 00S BUT I STILL REMEMBER THOSE WIGS.
54. Courtney Act: Ok sure, but wheres the interesting part???? Her finale dress that was like rainbow hologram acetate was cool and nobody even mentioned it.
53. Trixie Mattel: I tried so hard to be nice to her in Provincetown and she was a cunt. Why are you a cunt to someone being NICE to you?
52. Coco Montrese : I could say mean shit but I wont. shes worked long and hard and deserves a clap. Shes not even a cunt. shes out of touch but shes from another world. Respect your elders.
51. Dida Ritz: Talk about out of touch. Her weird self loathing “Im a white girl” routine turned me into Jasmine Masters?! Like EWWW NO, learn to love yourself BITCH. We all know she did one of the best lip synchs ever.
50. Stacy Layne Matthews: Wait shes NOT black?!??? She was from BACK SWAMP, that gets TREMENDOUS “SWAMP CRED” She was so fat her hormones were just like “WHATEVER.. theres simply "NOT ENOUGH of us to go around?! WE DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO.. What do you wanna be today??? When was the last time youve seen your genitals because are you SURE youre still a male?? We dont know and could use some DIRECTION?!” and I appreciate that. I like people who are just like IM WHATEVER. Not everyone has to be a male or a female you know.
49. Jade Jolie: Jade is surprisingly the fishiest queen in my opinion. I saw her at the premiere party before her season started and we honestly thought she might be BIOLOGICAL. This holds some cache in an art of trying to be a woman at least SOMEWHAT. She made the unfortunate mistake of becoming Alyssas ENEMY which at the time was ACTUALLY kinda necessary because if you remember when Alyssa first started she was not the Alyssa we know and love and was kinda of a cunt who needed to get CLOCKED. BACK ROLLS has now been mutters a million times by ME ALONE and lets be honest WERE ALL now VERY CONSCIOUS of our back rolls now. I even got COOL SCULPTING and yes it worked. It works if youre like semi normal with a slight love handle or backroll but not if you have a spare tire because then its just like removing a brick from a wall, and no it didnt hurt, but get it done in Florida because procedures are cheaper there. Florida is basically LAWLESS, they also gave me a VITAMIN DRIP as I did it. That is not legal in NYC.
Jade had horrible style and made what looked like NAZI MATRIX PORN but dont imagine that in a good sorta Night Porter chic Nazi way. Imagine it as a black vinyl raincoat that that greasy haired kid in high school who wasnt allowed to be a faggot because you already had that role and did it better so he sorta segued into FETISH GOTH would have and now imagine him filming himself masturbating with a NON APPLE iPhone to a Marilyn Mason poster… That was her porn.
48. Sonique: Sonique is responsible for one of the wisest self realizations to ever surface on RPDR to me. After getting the chop she said something along the lines of “Well I guess theres more to life than being better than everyone.” YUP. Stop competing, life isnt a competition. You do you and thats your challenge, forget about everyone elses storyline.
47. Mystique Summers Madison: DANGEROUS PERSON but such good TV. To me it seems Mystique has the kind of tongue that can only tell lies, which is sad because that means she thinks whatever the truth is is so terrible she has to come up with an alternative. Thats unfortunate. That said I dont want her in my home. If she lies to herself and others this means she feels she doesnt have to play by the rules and probably steals. Did I just imagine her a thief? Yes, I did. I imagined her at a party at my house slipping one of my Versace candy dishes in her pocket WITH THE SOUR PATCH KIDS STILL IN IT.
46. Gia Gunn: Gia to me really is the sorta line between the queens you care about and the queens you take the opportunity to go get a drink while they come on stage. I took my two assistants on that Drag Cruise as a present and I cant remember what exactly happened but somebodies sneakers were TEMPORARILY ABDUCTED and Gia was UNNFUCKED and SURLY ABOUT IT. Gia on the show was half gross and half awesome. I feel shed LIKE to be nice but has so much DEFENSIVE ANGER she can’t. Its a mistake as shed be much more successful if she got over that. She really feels herself despite having a wonky eye, really short legs, and likening herself to Talapia and aligning herself to TIM GUNN??? Your fashion references are from TV????!… OH GURL… NO!.… I like her though. Shes a talented performer. I feel like Gia is that friend you have thats sorta like a bad dog on leash. You have to be careful with them when around kind people but theyre also helpful because theyre more than eager to be the bad guy if someone is bugging you. We all have that friend and theyre kinda fierce.
45. Mariah. Mariah walked into the room first episode and I thought DAMN shes FIERCE… and then she never looked that good again. If I was just going by tv, which Im 98% going by shed be placed lower BUT I saw her on that drag cruise and her performance was PERFECT. It was CLASSIC DRAG but executed flawlessly and she was nice when we got stuck in the elevator with her. I feel like she thinks she has to be mean or fierce or whatever when shed actually be more well received if she was the person I saw on the cruise who was down to Earth and chill.
44. Milan: Milan is one of the few New York Queens that Ive ACTUALLY SEEN OUT. These other queens im always like NEW YORK? NEW YORK WHERE?!? Im a third generation new Yorker who has lived here 18 years on my own and Ive never seen most of these queens who claim to be from NYC. Milan is nice and a talented performer. I was never into her drag because shes real STAGE oriented and real JULIARD STYLE ( I dunno if she actually went there) and thats just not my interest but she at least TRIED.
43. Dax ExclamationPoint: I feel Dax sorta made a mistake pigeon holing herself as “Queen of the nerds”, as soon as someone claims identity of something on camera queens for some reason HATE IT. I imagine its some kind of projected self loathing as gays are trained to hate themselves. Like how dare YOU assert yourself as something, you CANT do that youre a faggot. I seriously think this is the unconscious voice in 98 percent of gay guys heads and its why so many are self sabotaging or drug addicts and why there is no such thing as a gay gay icon and even kinda why DRAG EXISTS AT ALL. We cant like ourselves because straight society taught us to hate ourselves so we put it all onto a fantastic woman. Dax seems like a nice person who doesnt have that insane person need to “win” and therefore really shouldnt have been on the show as she just got used as sacrifice for hungrier queens.
42. Kennedy Davenport: Wait did I already do Kennedy Davenport because I really didnt like her??? huh I guess I didnt. Well maybe my unconscious mind liked her more than my reptile ego did and she got placed higher than anticipated. How can you hate on a hard working talent who has a retarded sister she has to support?! Jesus christ give the bitch a tip and never do less than a FIVE when tipping queens people A DOLLAR IS THE SAME THING AS A QUARTER!
41. India Ferrah: Oh god I worry saying mean things about India because I dont want to hurt her feelings as worry that she TEETERS ON SANITY but she to me is what drag is WHEN I DONT LIKE DRAG. Her “combat contour” is brutalist to the point of being vulgar. To me her styling concept is PUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN ON NOW BECAUSE MAYBE WE NEED TO RUN OUT THE DOOR AFTERWARD. I mean its the 8 foot braid with a giant bow, and the top hat, and the body stocking, and the thigh high boot, and the breast plate, now a giant necklace to cover the edge of the fake boobs, now put a spider SUCKLING THE TIT of the breastplate, oh wait I have TWO BOOBS and I NEED ANOTHER SPIDER, now add a couple jewels to the eyes of the spider OH WAIT spiders have six eyes so add four more… now what about belts, I only have TWELVE….
40. Mimi Imfurst: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! She fucking CAPTURED India ferrah like some kind of MOUNTAIN TROLL?!?!? That was one of the most amazingly insane moments on TV ever! Then when Raven WENT IN on her in All Stars …omg I have that segment saved on my phone and just watch it when I need to feel “myself” again. Mimi on the cruise actually did the best read on the Michelle Visage roast. Shes smart but lets her inner voices get the best of her. We all have inner voices but I feel chubby people are chubby because the voices are louder. Im not even saying it to be a dick but it seems like with people who suffer from body issues LIKE ME the inner voices are so LOUD you can see them reacting to them on their face. Hang around me long enough and you’ll totally see this. This is called being a function insane person!
39. Morgan McMichaels: Ahhh the Morgan McMonkey! Did you know shes actually Scottish, like from Scotland? That didnt come off on the show. Ok Morgan to me is interesting because as a person Morgan is just not my kinda person, she even has a SUPERMAN TATTOO and you know how much I hate Superman as to me he is the OPPOSITE OF CREATIVITY and a HERO TO SHEEP but that does NOT discount her talents. Ive seen her perform live and shes VERY good. Do I want to hang with her NO, is she a solid talent YES. I met her once and she tried to tell me she doesnt eat pork because PIGS DONT HAVE KIDNEYS. She said this while chain smoking cigarettes and drinking heavily… hmmmm. I dont even know how to organize the judgements I have. All this said I feel if Morgan was your friend you could trust her and shed definitely not be afraid of taking a hit to defend you.
38. April Carrion: She is the best example of being chopped too soon. Shes very talented and pretty and makes her own looks and I respect her abilities. She had more to offer as Ive seen other looks of hers and they were good. Too much of a shrinking violet to survive a comepetition. Shes quite lovely Im surprised she hasnt got some rich old benefactor.
37. Nicole Paige Brooks Oh my fuckin god Nicole Paige Brooks?!?!? Nicole is so important as she is SO MANY THINGS. Nicole is the ESSENCE OF REGIONAL TALENT. She is THE small town coke head faggot drag queen WE ALL KNOW. My mom would have had her on PROBATION. The spirit that has possessed Nicoles body is an ancient spirit which haunts every rural gay bar! Remember how she had the hots for Raven and also had FRECH TIP TOENAILS?!…That BODY built EXCLUSIVELY by COCAINE. Ugh.. Ive never even seen Nicole but I know her sooo well. Nicole has that IVE BEEN TO PRISON and ALSO HAVE CHILDREN and ALSO HAVE A CLOSETED BLACK BOYFRIEND vibe that is SO PURE. Nicole is the queen who marches in the regional gay pride parade wearing flat sandals and a bikini and ACCEPTS TIPS while she does it! Nicole might also work at BEST BUY when “O.D” (out of drag). and when in drag theres also the worry that she might ACTUALLY O.D. Nicole is important.
36. Carmen Carrera: Ok Carmen is from Jersey where its NOT EASY to be a gay soul. Carmen once tried to tell me its ok that straight guys call you a faggot there because its not an isult its just what you are… EEEESSSSHKKK That is some HARDCORE Stockholm Syndrome. I could say more but its none of my damn business. Im not crazy about Carmen because I think shes made some choices based on where shes from but thats none of my damn business so I’ll shut the fuck up. To me Carmen is an example of an unfortunate situation. Ive had to deal with those hardened Jersey boys as a kid and as a tender gay boy its NOT A NICE THING and it would have been easier for me if I was just a girl too. Yes shes pretty, I wish her happiness. If I was raised where she was maybe I would have killed myself. In a way she sorta did I guess but also rebirthed herself.. maybe I need to give her more credit.
Im going to add this. Most of us have to deal with being a "faggot” in a straight world and deal with it however we choose. I for example fetishisize it as for me its a safe place thats at least exciting as its FIERCE to have your hot husband call you a faggot as he bangs your puss hole out. At least that way youre dealing with the anxiety in a safe place and its HOT its also a lot easier than getting a sex change, pretending it never happened, and siding with your abusers in an effort to make the best of a bad situation. Maybe Ive made the wrong choice, see instead of siding with them and changing my sex I went punk and just write horrible things about them on St Patricks day and work out a lot so I can intimidate them on the street. SIDENOTE I have NEVER had someone make an anti gay comment to me when they’re by themselves, have you ever noticed that? The comments are only made when youre out numbered… fuckin pussies.
35. Jiggly Caliente: Jiggly is real.
34. Victoria “Porkchop” Parker: Porkchop must be worshipped as she was sacrificed for all our sins.
32. Ivy Winters: Nobody ever put it together that Ivy Winters looks almost identical to Grace Jones AND Jean Kasem. That is POWERFUL MAGIC. Too bad she didnt know it either because if she channeled that spirit she could have won this thing so damn easy.
31. Pearl:
31. Tatiana: The day Tati steps away from low brow nineties references and learns to kick is the day Tati advances much farther. She NEVER uses her legs and her legs are AMAZING?! I wish she woulda had the self confidence to get tougher on Raven when Raven attacked her on her season because it was so clear that Raven was operating out of total jealousy being both have great beauty but for Tati it was effortless and for Raven its four hours of incredibly skilled painting. Tati was too green to have that wisdom. If she had it…ooooohhhhh it woulda been FUHEEEEIRCE!
30. Laganja Estranja: Oh god… I dont have the mental capacity at this point to go into the psyche of Laganja…Laganja is so important. Laganja is the litmus for bad faggotry because shes ACTUALLY TALENTED, shes got an amazing body, but OH GOD shes a nightmare. You can tell her parents felt guilty and coddled and spoiled their baby gay into a place where the only way she now knows how to operate is to be a needy indulged victim. Her comedy routine with the old people was a SURREALIST MASTER PIECE. Get off drugs laganja, they dont make you cool and needing the crutch of a vice does not a personality make.
29: Jinkx Monsoon: Does anyone else remember how bad she was at the beginning of her season??? She got the ONLY edit and they spun her into a storyline where theres was no way she could loose. Ive seen this storyline somewhere and it was called PRETTY IN PINK. They basically realized she both Molly Ringwalds character AND the Ducky character at the same time and spun a storyline for her to win because they hadnt a queen like her yet. She is talented, not my kinda talent but whatevs, to me shes the MACARONI ART of drag. She woulda been my friend first year of art school but then you have to change schools because you find out she has a crush thats a touch much on you and its weird because you thought you were just good friends.
28. Tyra Sanchez: In person I think Tyra might be the most beautiful of all the queens actually. You won’t believe this but its true, she’s a stunner. Too bad she just wants to be the best Beyonce, and not the best Tyra. Tyra, you be TYRA because Trinity K already does a waaaaaaaaay better Beyonce to be honest and youre actually so good on your own if you just owned YOURSELF youd be extraordinary. Its a shame she doesnt have the insight or desire to be HERSELF. Isnt that INSANE??? Its why nobody likes her, because SHE doesnt like her?!
27. Alexis Mateo: When you read her name do you also read it with a lisp? I do! Alexis is a sweet person whom I really appreciate and is also a victim of the pageant system. Pageant girls suffer from not fully grasping why the pageant system is bad. Ladies, we dont think YOU are bad, we think youre victims of a horrible oppressive system that wishes to put women into a structure of something like a DOG show. THIS IS DEGRADING NOT ONLY TO YOU BUT TO ALL FEMALES. It attempts to organize the female sex into ONE SINGULAR IDEAL based on the values of MEN and thats FUCKED UP. To organize females into ONE SINGULAR IDEAL is HORRIBLE and ROTTEN. It DEVALUES any ability that men might see as something THEY have to deal with and DENIES ABILITIES and STRENGTH to women creating an oppressive structure for females to operate in. Its GROSS, dont buy into it, its not cool!
26. Shannel: I know you dont agree but Shannel is important. Shannel wears VON DUTCH HATS. Shannels best friend is the WHISPERING FACE in the mirror that tells her to believe insane things. Shannel has THE BEST EYES of all contestants. Shannel belongs to a mentally ill race of people known as SHOW FOLK. Shannel thought JUGGLING while walking down the runway would be IMPRESSIVE. Shannel paid FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for that garment and Shannel paid TOO MUCH. Shannel WAS NOT ELIMINATED… SHE CHOSE TO LEAVE!….. Shannel is important.
OK the TOP TWENTY FIVE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. These are the APEX PREDATORS!!! Have you noticed as the list has gone on the comments have gone from VENOMOUS and PUNISHING to RESPECTFUL ACCOLADE and thats because as the list goes the talent increases and Im grateful that these people are inspiring, not wasting my time, and are championing values that need to be championed! When I typed this I just got so excited I moved my ENTIRE BODY on top of my little clear desk chair and Im sitting here typing like a GARGOYLE! Every single one of these queens are a WINNER and I mean that. Im not just saying this shit, each one of these queens is a SOLID ARCHETYPE and depending on your own values you could place most of them in the top five and have a SOLID ARGUMENT. This list however is MY opinion and MY VALUES so this is much more about ME than THEM of course. Honestly every single queen on this entire list is a talent and deserves respect for making the effort!… yes even Phi-phi. To be in the top twenty five however means you can STAND YOUR GROUND AND OWN YOUR OWN CROWN. Remember this is MY list. Youll understand reading this list I value creativity and HEIGHT more than anything. Being fishy doesnt count for much to me and if youre dumb and dishonest it aint gonna work out…. Here are THE MOST IMPORTANT QUEENS OF RUPAULS DRAG RACE!!!
25. Jessica Wild: AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAH How the FUCK did Jessica Wild make the top list?! FUCK YES MISS JESSICA you MADE IT!! Ahahah this is WONDERFUl. I secretly admit I LOVE Jessica. Ill go so far to say shes almost like a KINDER EN ESPAñOL version of Alyssa! Jessica live is FUN and shes VERY KIND. I met her and she was a doll. Jessica is GOOD VIBES. I can totally hang with Jessy. Is she creative? NOPE. Is she Edgy? NOPE. Is she fierce… actually she kinda is???!. Shes a good person who you can tell HONESTLY LOVES DRAG and has fun doing it and THAT is why she made top 25! Shes a pure soul who enjoys what she does and that its the SPIRIT and HONESTY rarely found on EARTH!
24. Max: Max CLEARLY is really into Kristen Mcnemany. Max served us upper middle class white privilege. She was NOT bound by the oppressive low class moral standards of gender and sexuality! Max allowed herself to be flat chested and have GREY hair and this says IM WEALTHY AND EDUCATED ENOUGH NOT TO HAVE TO PLAY BY A MANS RULES AND BE A BIMBO YOU POOR PEOPLE?! Max was well read and Max is probably the most well travelled person in the semi mid west sorta shitty small to medium sized city in which I imagine she is from NEXT TO HER SISTER that was in THE PEACE CORPS (I imagine). I bet Max went to a college that was previously ONLY FOR GIRLS. Off the show Max really gave some fantastic editorial moments. I appreciated Max, she was refreshing.
23. Naomi Smalls: The Praying Mantis of drag! Naomis skeleton is the best of all the girls and thats why shes here. TALL and THIN is SO IMPORTANT. She actually was a nice person and very creative too. I don’t like how people discounted her, she was far more creative than most of these people.
22. Milk: Milk is kinda like Max but not as annoying as a person and more “boy aware”. Like I imagine sitting on train with Max might be tedious as her affectations are what got her chopped, and Milk though shes a touch WASPY for my tastes is actually cool and smart and you could share and laugh with her. Milk was MY club name in the 90s so thats interesting as were both tall white people I guess that name just gets handed to you. Milk is sorta the Sandra Bernhardt of RPDR to me but maybe its just the STRONG NOSE. I liked Milks Pinnochio A LOT but if I remember correctly she used the same wig or a pair of shoes a few times and that DOES get a deduction. She was REAL “I have a mom who went to college and shes tall and for my birthday she bought me an AFGHAN (the dog).” . SMART WHITE PEOPLE LIFE… basically everyone I went to college with.
21. Joslyn Fox: Jossy Fox is not trying to be anything she isnt and that is her refreshing appeal. Jossy shops at Tj Maxx and has lunch at Panera because she used to work there and still gets a discount because her fag hag never left despite making a lot of lateral moves that took her nowhere. If I had kids Id hire Jossy to babysit them. Jossy asked to have my husband visit her at her dining table on the drag cruise, BUT NOT ME.
20. Willam: I really should have put Willam at a higher ranking place simply because shes a class act and one of the only queens whos never asked for a discount and buys my clothes. She is the one queen who decided to play by her own rules which sorta bit her in the ass ALMOST, but shes also one of the only queens who has her own career outside of RPDR. I like Willam, shes distant and calculating, but so am I.
19. Ongina: Ongina is important because shes the first one to show that to be successful on the show its not about your elaborately constructed artifice that you might THINK is what makes people like you, but about the REAL YOU you fear to show others that is what makes people like you and this TEENY BEING had the balls to do it. Ongina is all about the live performance as shes a total charmer. She can dance in the palm of your hand and sleeps in a walnut shell at night. Her charm is her human connection that you dont get from most performers and you can’t really get from TV.
18. Manila Luzon: Manilla gives the best costumes in drag styling. Her puppet faces are great, but ONE TIME USE, so shes a little for the kiddies and straight people who only see her once and dont follow drag so thats why she isnt higher for me. Remember if youre top 25 youre iconic! Im just organizing MY VALUES here so its not about these queens abilities but more about MY PERSONAL AGENDA and how I would ORGANIZE WORLD VALUES should I be given the chance…. (echoing Skeletor laugh)
17. Latrice Royale: Latrice is the spirit of America. If you dont like Latrice YOU ARE ISIS. Watch her performance at the season finale where Violet wins, its sooo darn good. Id love to put her farther up but I cant because she only wears THE SAME PAIR OF SHOES with every look. Lady… lay out some coins stop “living poor”. The moment you spend the dough to move yourself forward YOU ACTUALLY MOVE FORWARD. Stop living in a world where you cant afford shoes, break out of that mindset where youre worried to spend a little cash because you might not have it. LIVE RICHLY…YOU CAN AFFORD SHOES. That said remember CREDIT IS NOT CASH BITCH, do NOT use a credit card pretend you have the fantasy of the security of wealth, but I KNOW you at least have 49.99 for a plus size pair of PLEASERS!
16. Katya. The first time I saw Katya I thought TOTAL FORMER COKE HEAD… and I was right. Thats not a read its just the vibes. I think shes very smart and funny and her finale “read ya” was the best of al of them BUT she got a TOTAL SWEETHEART EDIT BECAUSE ALASKA WAS SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE so they needed to make it seem at least a LITTLE like a competition (though detox was like on another level) but I REALLY dont like that FORCED self deprecation and FAKE NICE LAUGH she gives people ESPECIALLY Trixie.. Stop GIFTING her that reaction, we all see right through it! It comes off like less of a laugh and more of an APOLOGY for existing and you dont need to do it youre fierce, just stop. Before you get too big a head though I have to be a good person and let you know your finale look on All Stars was the THIRD worst look ever to go down the runway behind Serena and Cynthia. Don’t believe me???.. check out the hemline.
15 Jujubee: Out of all the queens I think if I had to spend an extended period of time with them Id choose Juju. Shes smart and funny and hopefully that would give me the opportunity to teach her about STYLING because she needs some help. Damn your looks are CHEAP woman. They sell Vogue at the GROCERY STORE!? Im not even asking for the far superior Italian Vogue, Im just saying SHITTY COMMERCIAL GROCERY STORE FASHION MAGAZINE VOGUE. Pick it up and then look at your clothes and figure out the difference. I actually think Juju might be the funniest queen even over Bianca. Shes certainly one of the smartest, and dont forget her library reading was really good.
14. Trinity K. Bonet: I imagine youre suprised at Trinity ranking so high up. Trinity is something I respect.. QUIET CONFIDENCE. Trinity was too damn well mannered to get as far as she should have in the competition and the reason why is Trinity K is the personality type I really respect who is someone who is QUIET and TALENTED. She lets her talents do the talking and unfortunately for good tv you cant just sit there and wait to slay on the runway, you have to have provide soundbytes and dramtic facial gestures for gifs etc. Trinity respectfully minded her own damn business and let her abilities do the talking and I REALLY like that. I went on that nightmarish drag cruise and hands down the best performance was Trinity it was about a ten minute Beyonce number and it was BETTER than Beyonce. It was FANTASTIC and im not even a Beyonce fan. I also think shes very beautiful and has a total Angela Basset quality to her which Im charmed by. Trinity was well mannered and polite and I kinda wanted to be her friend because someone like that benefits from someone like me who isnt afraid to maybe NOT be so polite should the rare occasion call for it. I guess Bianca kinda saw that too. I kinda think for some weird reason Im sweet on her because Tina Turner was my first concert at 8 years old, which I won the tickets to answering Tina Turner Triva on the radio, and that remeinds me of my mom who I went to the concert with and so therefor I want to protect this “good woman”.
13. Nina Flowers: Speaking of good women the next is Nina Flowers. I have NEVER heard ONE person say ONE bad thing about Nina and the multiple times Ive met her she is KIND AND LOVELY. Nina endured that entire CONFLAMA of SEASON 1 and DIDNT EVEN GET THE PALTRY 10k she deserved?! THEN Nina got CURSED with being paired with RAVING MAD WOMAN TAMMIE BROWN and ROLLED WITH IT without complaint. In fact if you watch All Stars 1 instead of complaining Nina handles her like a loving mother who has a RETARDED CHILD who YELLS A LOT. Speaking of YELLING RETARDED PEOPLE one time my husband and I were in Miami and we bought BAD PILLS (is there any other kind in Miami) and were TWACKED OUT ASSHOLES and ran into her and we COULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP and she was SO TOLERANT, AND SO NICE, AND SO UNBOTHERED that we almost wondered if we PASSED FOR SANE. Looking back WE DID NOT, Nina was just really nice. Nina is also a great Dj who really gets that CUNT FACTOR and makes for a great night out.
12 Miss Fame: Drag being an art form that relies so heavily on the magic of transformation being the best make up artist of all the queens certainly gets you TOP THREE placement. Too bad Miss Fame is the SECOND BEST MAKE UP ARTIST of Rupauls drag race. If this was a BIOLOGICAL female make-up challenge Fame would be the best, but DRAG MAKE UP is a VERY different art form. Fame had fantastic looks and a greatly appreciate her. I just wish the brains matched the visuals because theyre SO sharp. She really is the Linda of RPDR. Linda was my SECOND choice of the Supermodels, my first was Nadja so you can see where Im coming from. To me alien proportions and snowgress fantasies trump “classic fashion perfection”.
11. Chi Chi DeVayne : Chi Chi Devayne is THE SPIRIT OF DRAG. Chi chi is POOR AS FUCK and still managed to teach herself how to do BACKFLIPS IN HEELS. THERE IS NO REASON FOR ALL OF US NOT TO BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME BUT WE CANNOT! She is THE DRAG ASSASSIN. I respect her SO much. Imagine if she was given the same opportunities any of us in the North East of the United States were given?! When I was a little kid I wasnt rich either but I feel in North Eastern America you can receive a great education and you dont have to be wealthy at all. A good education is just kind of built into the psyche just like our PURITANICAL JUDGEMENT. I mean as a kid I grew up in a tiny single parent home next to a pond and it certainly wasnt GLAMOROUS but if I felt like it my 8 year old self could wander over to the neighbors house which was basically THE ADDAMS FAMILY MANSION to me which belonged to the professor who established the local community college and Id just sit there in his living room while he and his wife watched JULIA CHILD Id point at the random objects hed collected from around the world and ask “Whats that?!” and hed reply “That is a TURKISH BULLWHIP!” FIERCE?! ..with that information alone not only did I learn of exotic locations I never heard of I knew I TOO wanted to go there AND had the ability too. Something tells me being from Louisianna Chi Chi didnt have the opportunity to learn how to cook LONDON BROIL (I still remember Julia saying “Ooh this roast is SPITTING at me) while sitting in the dark at a baby grand piano while a Grandfather clock gonged in the background like these people did. It would be VERY EASY to be an angry bitter person coming from her situation and instead Chi Chi took it upon herself to excel to the best of her abilities and BOY HAS SHE. I feel Chi Chi was THE BEST when it came to Lipsynch for your life. All she needs is 12 months, a handful of those McDonalds gift certificates you got at Halloween, a stack of VHS tapes of STYLE with ELSA KLENSCH, 6 National Geographic magazines, and everyone dies. Chi Chi is FIERCE.
10 Chad Michaels: Being the number one Cher impersonator in the world gets you top ten placement forever. Its not debatable its DRAG LAW.
9.Tammie Brown: Tammie Brown is an UNCONTROLLABLE FORCE OF NATURE. Tammy is the SWIRLING POWER OF CHAOS. GRAVITY DECIDES TO LEAVE WHEN TAMMIE IS AROUND! Tammies superpower is that she holds no power unto her own but EVERYONE ELSES POWERS ARE RENDERED USELESS WHEN SHE WALKS IN THE ROOM. NO QUEEN has any power over Tammie and for THAT ALONE she gets top ten placement. Have you ever seen those crazy cat videos of cats reacting to people who throw a cucumber on the ground? If you havent, check them out, but in a nut shell cats are for some reason TOTALLY FREAKED OUT by a cucumber sitting on the ground. They go from acting relatively sane to COMPLETELY BIZARRE at the toss of a cucumber… well TAMMY IS THAT CUCUMBER.
8. Bianca Del Rio: Bianca is a hard working professional and a talent and Im glad we have her on “our” side as I cant think of any straight comedian who could beat her in a “read off”. She doesnt particularly check any of my boxes as what she is Im not super into but you cant deny her abilities. Shes the sharpest tack. My friend Bradford hired her for a dinner and it was fine and fun and all and as she was walking out the door my NUMB NUT husband brings up “but what about the movie youre making?” this of course lead her to go on about how shes raising money etc so then BRADFORD THE ASSHOLE makes everyone say how much theyre going to donate to her film putting me on the spot to donate 500 dollars to the fucking crappy movie?! It was well shot but UGH LADY wheres the funny? I paid FIVE HUNDRED GOD DAMN DOLLARS FOR THAT MOVIE?!?! FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS….. FUCK…. thats TWO tickets to see CHER?!?!?!?
7.Sharon Needles: When Sharon first came out I BOUGHT IT, literally, I bought the t shirt which was secrelty packed as a GLITTER BOMB.. FUCKING CUNT…She really gave us hope and spoke to so many and was a creative and funny star. Shes a great talent who has done some amazing looks. Unfortunately shes become super sour and nasty and nobody wants to work with her and former fans are made uncomfortable to be around her. Sharon Needles is THE BEST DRAG QUEEN nobody wants to be around.
6. Violet Chachki: Im pretty sure Violet was trained by a SITH LORD or something. Shes CURIOUSLY YOUNG to be so professional and SO on point and just soooo good. God I hated the idiot RPDR fan base who talked shit about her simply because they couldnt relate to her because she was confident in her abilities. A wolf does NOT consult the sheep as to what to have for dinner!?! Im sorry but thats NOT something to make apologies for and its CERTAINLY not something you need to change. Nobody should have to dumb themselves down for the masses and Violet has not. She consistently DOMINATES THEM with her BITCH GODDESS self and Im SOOOO THANKFUL FOR THAT. This icy goddess holds the title for the number one AND number two AND number three best gowns on RPDR history. Dont go against Violet you WILL loose.
5. Alaska: Alaska broke all the rules by being HER OWN CREATURE. You cant pin down Alaska as one specific thing. Shes is an entity unto her own and that is so important to recognize. Shes also maybe the smartest queen of all of them. Her drag is a critique of drag itself which makes her a more evolved creature compared to “lesser” queens. Like all these top five shes really carved out PERSONALITY in her drag persona. Shes maybe made me laugh more than any other queen.The only “negative” I can think of is I dont like her interest in nails, seems like something India Ferra would be into. Its sorta weird that she named herself Alaska when the biggest gay icon in Spain and many other Spanish speaking nations is Alaska but shes from Pittsburg, not Madrid.
4. Alyssa Edwards: Oh fuck is Alyssa Edwards important! The DON KNOTSS of Drag Alyssa is sorta just like Texas from which she hails… BIG AND WEIRD THINKING AND despite being the essence of AMERICA its also ITS OWN ENTITY and by its own design is flawless and also VERY FLAWED! Remember when ALyssa first started and she was mean and people did not like her?! This is important to recognize because Alyssa HOOKED US with a very special chemistry of herself as a real person and this SWIRLY KOOKOO TOWN that her psyche exists in where shes the MAYOR, THE RICHEST LADY, THE NOSEY NEIGHBOR, AND THE BEAUTY QUEEN! Shes all those things and we get to see them all exist in every gesture. The gif of her negotiating a sip on an extra long straw was just as responsible for us falling in love with her as was her UNSELFAWARNESS (is that a word?) upon the HARD REVEAL of her BACKROLLS. Those lips and eyes are insanely MAGNETIC but all of it would be only half as magnetic if we didnt know what a LOOSEY GOOSEY she is?! You KNOW that Alyssa PERFORMS FOR NOBODY when shes by herself…. OFTEN.
Alyssa I think is the only queen Ive ever hired and she got out of a cab by herself in FULL DRAG wearing like a TEDDY and a SHEER DRESSING GOWN and walked down the street in broad daylight asking my assistant if the MEXICAN RESTAURANT ON THE CORNER was where she was PERFORMING?!?! Alyssas personal styling is: “Dress, not particularly expensive shoe, AND PIECE OF THING ON HER HEAD- but NOT a complete thing on her head just a PART of something on her head! Its the VAGUE ALLUSION that this is part of MAYBE SOMETHING GREATER, or maybe shes been to SPAIN, or maybe she shoplifts at CLAIRES BOUTIQUE?!
Alyssa is an America treasure!
3. Raven: Raven is JEALOUS BEAUTY. RAVEN IS EVERY FIERCE VILLAINESS THAT EVER EXISTED. Raven VERY EASILY could be my number one BUT IM LEARNING TO LOVE MYSELF and Im not going to SIT HERE and WAIT to be loved by someone I adore as they DENY MY EXISTENCE simply because THEY THEMSELVES are incapable of being loved. I already DID THAT SHOW its called ME AND MY DAD and thanks but over a lifetime as a child I sat there on the couch waiting for him to show up, which he often DID NOT, as I hoped that MAGICALLY ONE DAY this person you adore is suddenly going to take interest in you. GUESS WHAT… IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!! I might love Raven but RAVEN CANT LOVE BACK and instead of being MAD (like I was for a lifetime with my own dad) Im going to recognize that I dont hate this person at all, in fact this VILLAIN is a HERO to me and though I wish theyd be capable of liking me back theyre NOT and THATS OK. Im not the bad guy for that, and neither is Raven, and neither is my dad. Its something they cant do and MAYBE someday they will and if so THATS GREAT but until then Im gonna love myself and put interest in people who reciprocate my feelings.This all may sound like I had some kind of ACTUAL relationsship with Raven WHICH I HAVE NOT but Ravens entire DRAG CONCEPT HER VERY DRAG BEING is that story line to me. The even more twisted part is we love Raven BECAUSE shes cruel?!?! I think shes TREMENDOUS! Raven is THE EVIL QUEEN from Snow White, shes Alexis from Dynasty, shes Katra from She-ra. Raven IS jealous beauty. Raven is a cruel and powerful goddess and I LIVE for her. We have tried SO MANY times to hire her and it falls on dead ears. Shes cannot be bothered. She needs to GET BOTHERED because the reason why shes not an All Star is because she cant be. I mean I think its really because shes had a couple DUIs and theres no way a liquor company was gonna give 100k to a person who has 2 DUIS but you know what I mean….
Raven is also THE BEST DRAG MAKEUP ARTIST. All these future queens stand on Ravens trompe l’oeil bone structure. Ravens one word comments on fashion photo Ruview make me HOWL. Ravens astute observations are as sharp as her nose contour. Raven has the teeniest room for evolution spiritually I think JUST A TEENY BIT, like DONT CHANGE, but MAYBE get a LITTLE kind and Raven will be my number one and OH GOD I want her to be number one SO BAD.
2. Raja. Ok, now Im back to sitting on my tiny clear desk chair like a Gargoyle because its THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUEENS?!!?!? VERY SIMPLY without Raja Rupauls Drag Race would be MEXICAN TELEVISION! The show would be an FAR less elevated and be a GOOPEY SUNDAE of WIGS AND BOOBS AND WELL WORN DRESSES THAT SMELL LIKE B.O and ANGEL! Raja brings in references that lift the entire competition UP. Alyssa is Cosmopolitan but Raja is ITALIAN VOGUE AND NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. Shes still the best runway walker of all the queens which is like MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING. In her single season she gave us gold robot, amazon tribes person, Marie Antoinette, and when she walked in first episode it was the most obvious time someone was CLEARLY the winner from MINUTE ONE.
Raja is the PUBLIC TELEVISION OF DRAG RACE! A FUNDAMENTAL NECESSITY to the CLASS LEVEL of Rupauls Drag Race and without her the floor would drop out. LETS IMAGINE AN AFRICAN WATERING HOLE with baboons squeeling, zebras making their weirdo sounds that you would never expect to come from a horse, hippos eating, hyenas laughing and all of a sudden the GIRAFFE enters the scene and everyone SHUTS UP AND STARES… Well RAJA IS THAT GIRAFFE… and yes Shangela and Yarra Sofia are the babbons. We need LESS BABOONS and MORE GIRAFFES. If I HAD to make a negative critque Id say Id just like to see LESS POT and WINE references on her facebook page because when I read that I think she might be mildly depressed and I dont want that from this creative talent whom I adore!
1. Detox. DETOX IS CHARISMA. Detox IS the MUGLER woman. Thierry Mugler is what saved me in college. Mugler is clearly what has saved Detox as well. The first time I saw Thierry Muglers work was at a newsstand in VALENCIA CALIFORNIA at CalArts and his robot suit was on the cover of STERN magazine and I grabbed it, and some suburban TWAT MOM shot me side eye because the robot suit shows nipple and of course she disapproved that because she was JUDGEY UNTRAVELED TRASH. I looked inside at his work and I thought I WANT TO BE WHERE THESE PEOPLE EXIST?!?!? I actually brought the magazine to my mentor and said “I NEED TO BE HERE.” Well Detox takes me to that place! I can relate to Detox. Were really similar in many ways, both of us have tried to manefest that Mugler construct as best as possible and through ANY means necessary. If Raven is the Evil Queen from Disneys Snow White, Detox is Maleficent! Both are SO MAJOR how do you pick?! Well I will tell you how! Remember how in my Raven rant I was saying I was going to learn to love myself well putting Detox first is learning to love myself! Why?! Because Detox is the EVIL QUEEN who MAKES GOOD. When Alvaro offered to pay both Detox and Raven to send me a little happy 40th birthday message Raven didnt respond, and DETOX DID and REFUSED TO TAKE MONEY. You know when Skeletor feels the spirit of Christmas in the Heman Christmas special?? Well SKELETOR DETOX. Shes the VILLAIN we all love with A HEART thats open to be loved. Detox is the DAD WHO SHOWS UP.
Detox takes great measures to embody the values that mean so much to me. Its actually HARD to be this GOOD. She is SOFT AS NAILS but you still wanna FUCK HER?! She had TREMENDOUS sex appeal without being soft, amazing style without being trend driven, and shes a bitch goddess without being bitter. Detox is number one, Detox is the good mommy.

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Hi, I'm Fluffy! I just read ur Jumin post and love it T^T I ended up gasping dramatically from shock lol anyways I saw that your ask was open and was wondering if I can ask for a RFA+V and Saeran(if ur ok doing all) reacting to an MC that's like a hard core fangirl(could be anything like anime, books, musicals, etc, ect) and cosplay, does fanart, writes fanfics/hc and when she talks about her obsessions, like most the time doesn't even makes sense?? I hope that wasn't too specific! Fluffy out!

Hi fluffy! Wah, it’s an nice request, thank you for sending it in! I think I accidentally made Jumin’s part long whoops!

~Admin Jiyeon

RFA + V & Saeran with a fangirl MC

ZEN:

  • MC? What are those? oMG ARE THOSE YOUR STORIES LEMME READ-
  • ‘Zen, they’re called fanfiction’ ‘Still’ 
  • Do not write smut around this guy i stg the beast 
  • SUPPORTIVE A F
  • Will fight anyone who hate comments “babe, chill” “Wym chill somEONE NEEDS TO APPRECIATE YOUR WORK!”
  • He’ll help you with your things! Like plotwist, some character names and such
  • babe can you put me there
  • will cry at romantically sad scenes of your stories and you just stare at him like ‘babe what the fuck’

Yoosung:

  • He probably found out by accident that you were a hardcore Luhan fan
  • “Hey MC, could I borrow your phone? Mine got broken and I need to call Seven.” 
  • And when he saw the screen, he only saw a smiling Luhan selfie
  • YANDERE YOOSUNG
  • He was a bit confused. who is this girly dude that is here
  • After the call, he was stuttering to MC because he was so shy to admit so“M-MC, who w-was the guy i-in your phone?”“..Oh, that’s my idol!” 
  • rELIEVED WHOO 
  • A bit jealous, so he was all pouty until she realized lol 
  • “Yoosung.. are you jealous?” “No.” 
  • “Aw, it’s okay, Luhan be my idol but you’re always my number one!”
  • blush blush blush~

Jaehee:

  • same, probably 
  • She would love listening to your theories about The Maze Runner, Harry Potter and some Percy Jackson . 
  • Since she can read some chapters and so, she’ll probably add some theories too with you
  • Theories about Zen’s musicals, coffee, some nice breakfast? Sign her up!
  • She’ll comfort you when your favorite character would die *coughNEWTcough*
  • “It’s okay, MC, yes, he didnt deserve it, i’m sure.” “BUT STILL! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DIE!”
  • She would use some of the OST of the movies to calm you down after a bad day and it works. For her, just put in some Zen’s musicals and boom.
  • Overall, very supportive, sometimes would correct you in a good way, points out your mistake and adds a better one politely
  • Ah, loveher


Jumin:


  • what is fanart?
  • MC.. who are those men you are drawing? why are you not drawing me?
  • “Oh, Jumin, honey, they are my favorite characters! They are from FREE!
  • Free? What kind of business- “Dear it’s an anime-”
  • What is anime?
  • Although he does not understand what you mean, he still supports you!
  • “Jumin what are those heavy shopping bags?”
  • “Oh? These are art materials.” 
  • “Okay then.”
  • “…”
  • “..?”
  • “… OH! ARE THOSE FOR ME?! OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH, JUMIN!”
  • V mumbling in the distance: “He almost bought the whole store..”
  • Whenever you have art block or get frustrated and want to rip your hair out, he’s always there for you, trying to cheer you up. Keyword: Trying.He’ll give you Elizabeth 3rd to pat, give you some tips and lovely wordsHe’ll also hire some artists to help you with some things you are struggling with such a bab
  • He wants to take a photo of your drawing and when it was blurred, he called V over lmfao
  • SUPPORTIVE!

Saeyoung / 707:

  • WHO SAID COSPLAY?!!?!?!? YES BOI YES!
  • He would join your cosplays proudly. Crossdress or not
  • Giving makeup tips 
  • MAID OUTFITS! MAID OUTFITS MAID OUTFITS!
  • He totally acts like a girl when he crossdress and you’re impressed
  • Probably dragged Saeran to cosplay Rin and Len Kagamine with him and you’re Miku/Kaito 
  • Somehow, he’ll also win some Cosplay Contests with you guys and so
  • So, he always joins you and gets scolded by Vanderwood
  • Worth it though lmfaoo
  • “So.. MC…” “Lemme guess, we need to cosplay something again and you will crossdress?” “No, we cosplay as Ciel and you cosplay Elizabeth.” 
  • He’d look good as Ciel omg yas. 
  • “Yoosung you join us.” ;)) 
  • Overall, Supportive baby!


V/Jihyun Kim:

  • Let’s be real, if he found out you love Luhan, he’ll probably sit you down and say, “Darling, I figured you love this guy named Luhan and I got some photos of him when I went to China.” 
  • And whEN YOU SQUEALED AND LOOKED AT THE PHOTOS HAPPILY, YOU BET YOUR ASS HE TOOK OUT HIS CAMERA AND PICTURED A SQUEALING YOU. 
  • “Ahh! He’s so adorable! Oh my god, Jihyun I love you so much thank you!” when you pounced on him and peppered his face in kisses, he was so happy omg yes, mc, please make this baby happy he deserves it
  • “MC, Jumin has a photoshoot in China for a week soon and I’m the photographer, would you like to go?” 
  • “YES!
  • He’d buy you some tickets to his concert. 
  • “wait.. honey.. but-”
  • “Yes?”
  • “..Some of his songs..are.. uhm.. just.. not decent.”
  • “Its okay! I can handle it!”
  • And when Lu came, boy was scarred for his life.
  • “I’m sorry, Jihyun..” 
  • He just grinned and kissed the top of your head. “It’s okay.”
  • But when you’d feel bad because it seems like you’re overshadowing him, you’ll sing a Luhan song on his birthday (DO NOT SING LU I STG GET AWAY FROM THIS MAN IF YOU WANNA SING LU HE”S INNOCENT DONT DRAG HIM WITH IT)

Saeran: 

  • The fuck is this
  • THe fuck is that
  • Edgelord is not impressed lmfao 
  • He’d still try to be supportive of your crazy anime things 
  • But when he saw Kuroshitsuji, he totally joined you
  • Merch? 
  • HELL YES LET”S BUY IT
  • He just loves the thought of Kuroshitsuji, 
  • Loves the plots and murder scene
  • now edgelord is very very impressed 
  • APPROVES
  • Ice cream, Kuroshitsuji and cuddles? He’ll love them very much! 
  • He just loves those dark animes he really doesnt like anything else lmfao
  • ALSO AOT
  • HE LOVES IT
  • pLEASE BUY HIM MERcH IT MAKES HIM HAPPY AND LOVED PLEASE DO IT 
Jealous? (Yugyeom)

Originally posted by jackandjael

Request: You and Yugyeom have crushes on each other, which everyone knows except for the two of you. The other members purposely do things with you to make Yugyeom jealous. They eventually can’t handle how long it’s taking Yugyeom to confess, so they set something up for you two to be alone together in a romantic/cute setting. Yugyeom finally confesses.

Length: 1,432 words

Genre: Fluff

*A/N: This is one of the contest winner’s scenario prize request!

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Bad days ~pt. 2

pairing: calum x best friend!y/n

word count: 1,468

requested! i never even meant to make a pt 2 for this but some of you wanted it so here it is!! hope you like it xx 

you can find part 1 here


You were right.

At least for now you were. Who’s to tell how he would do at tonight’s show?

After getting a good night’s rest–next to you, of course–Calum was like a completely different person. He woke up with a smile on his face, and after he had his morning coffee in the lounge of the bus with you and spent his time having a smoke out the back of the venue, he was back in the swing of things. Even the boys noticed a change in his demeanor.

“Well isn’t someone back to normal.” Michael commented as he walked into the green room, just as Calum left.

You shrugged, shifting in your seat to bring your legs up to your chest. “He just needed to clear his head some, I guess.”

“That, and more importantly you two slept together.” You almost choked on air at his words, and he realized his wording was a bit off. “Wait, not like fucked, but he’s always like…okay-er when he’s around you. Haven’t you noticed?”

“What are you on about?” You chuckled dryly, getting up and grabbing a bottle of water on the table across the room.

“It’s just that you seem to make him better, I guess. Maybe it’s because you’ve been friends for as long as I can remember, I dunno. He needs you more than you think.”

You thought about what he said, and it made sense to you. “I don’t really think he needs me in particular, just someone to keep him grounded and tell him the right things when he needs it.”

“No, he needs you, Y/N.” He pushed, his voice becoming more serious. “Probably wants you, too. Wouldn’t surprise me.”

“Now that’s just silly, Michael.” You said, laughing again. “Calum, wanting me? Please, he could have any girl on this planet and he would want me?”

“I dunno, Y/N, but I do know that he needs you and likes you a hell of a lot more than you know.” He said, grabbing a bottle of water and leaving the room, leaving you with your ideas and conspiracies about what he had told you. 

Soundcheck went well, according to Calum himself. Not necessarily great, because how great can playing a couple of songs and needing to be stopped every 30 seconds to fix a technical issue? Sure, there’s the whole fan interaction thing, and that’s always pretty fun for the boys. 

Point is, you could definitely tell a difference between Calum from yesterday and Calum right now–the cheeky Maori was back to his usual, happy self. 

And the way he performed on stage tonight was amazing. He always does well, even yesterday he did well in spite of the few things he messed up, but tonight he was bustling with so much energy and charisma, you contemplated whether or not he something in that red cup he drinks from occasionally on stage between songs. But when he got offstage, he wasn’t buzzed or high in any sense, just happy.

“Great show tonight, boys.” You said as they all passed by you in the hallways right after the got offstage.

Each of them gave you a high five and a bright smile, indicating the adrenaline still pumping through their veins from performing. And by “them,” you meant Luke and Michael. Ash and Calum were no where to be seen. 

You thought they’d be right behind them, but they weren’t. You grew curious as you walked aimlessly around the various corridors, the labyrinth of hallways that makes up the entire backstage area. Still not having found them, you decided to check onstage and see if any of the crew had seen them. Ashton’s drum tech, Derek, was heading towards the drum kit at the back of the stage–he had to know where Ashton was.

“Derek!” You called out, and he immediately turned around.

“Y/N? What’s up? Why’re you here?” He asked, since you were normally with the guys after a show.

“I can’t find Ashton or Calum, did you see where they went?” 

“They went offstage there, and I think Calum went to go have a smoke; he had his pack in his hands and Ash was right behind him.” He told you.

“Great. Thanks.”

You hurried off in the direction Derek pointed you, which led to a door to outside. You propped it open some to see if they were outside, and you caught a glimpse of the two boys near the corner of the building. And when you heard your name being talked about, you felt inclined to eavesdrop.

“What do you mean you can’t face her right now?” Ashton asked incredulously.

Calum took a quick drag from his cigarette and ran his free hand through his hair. “It’s just going to remind me of everything I can’t have with her.”

“Like what?” 

“For starters, her. Everything about her is just driving me fucking insane and I can’t do anything about it.” He rambled to his best friend.

“Why can’t you do anything about it?” 

“Because she’s my best friend, Ash.”

“Y/N?” You heard from behind you. Your turned your head to see Michael standing at the end of the hallway. “What the fuck are you–”

“Shh!” You hushed him, facing the crack in the door again and trying to listen again.

Michael walked up to you. “What are you doing?” He asked quietly.

“They’re talking about me.” You whispered back.

“No way!” He said, standing on the other side of the door so he could listen in with you. 

Calum took another drag from his cigarette. “I dunno, just being able to hold her in my arms like I did last night was the greatest thing ever to me. She’s so small and cuddly and I wish I could do that every night but I can’t. She only did that for me because I was having a bad day.”

Michael locked eyes with you and mouthed, I told you so. You rolled your eyes.

Looking back through the crack, Calum tossed the cigarette bud to the ground and stomped it out. “Come on, you can just talk to her. It won’t hurt anything.” Ashton said, patting him once on the back and starting to head towards the door–the one you and Michael were hiding and watching from behind.

“Fuck,” You muttered under your breath, closing the door quickly and hurrying away from the scene with Michael, finding yourselves in their dressing room and jumping on the couch, trying to act as casual as possible. 

Instead of Calum talking to you at all that night, he stayed on his phone, never looking at you. You could tell he was nervous, always chewing on his bottom lip and probably needing to smoke another cigarette. 

And so, you all ended up on the tour bus, heading to the next city and all of you in your specific bunks. Yours was at towards the front of the bus, and when it was getting close to 1 AM, you still were awake and needed to talk to Calum. So, throwing your feet over the edge of your bunk and hopping down as quietly as you could, you tip-toed back to where Calum’s bunk was and drew the curtain back.

“Calum?” You asked, seeing him staring at the ceiling. He looked over at you and just raised his eyebrows as a response. “I can’t sleep, can I maybe join you like last night?”

He nodded and smiled some, scooting over so you could fit better. 

“Get it, Y/N.” You heard Michael whisper from above Calum’s bunk. You just rolled your eyes.

Once you got yourself comfortable and Calum’s arms were securely around your body, you looked up at him. “I never got to tell you this, but you did amazing tonight.” You whispered to him.

He smiled. “Thanks, Y/N. I felt a lot better after last night.”

“I’m glad you did. I’m just really proud of you, okay?” You asked, and he nodded in response. 

His eyes were drooping from how tired he was, you presumed, though despite his tiredness they were still so alluring. You could practically feel his nervousness coursing through his body at how close your faces were, and you couldn’t help but eliminate the space between you, pressing you lips against his plump ones. You kissed him slowly, savoring the taste of him as you swiped your tongue against his quickly. It was over a quick as it had started, and when you pulled away, you instantly felt a feeling of guilt and embarrassment wash over you.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have–”

Calum chuckled to himself, pulling you closer to him and crashing his lips against yours; this time he was in control.

Chapter 13/?

(Shorter chapter here- next week’s is going to be long probably. Also, guess who’s graduating uni tomorrow!!! Happy graduation me lol) 

Summary: After meeting Alfred on an online site for omegas and alphas to find a mate, Arthur decides to make a trip to America to find out if Alfred really is the right mate for him, and if Alfred will think Arthur is the right one too.
AU: Omegaverse AU, Cowboy AU
Warnings: No warnings for this chapter.

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anonymous asked:

psssst do you think you can give us a list of some Voltron fic recommendations please? wink wink

Well anon you really shouldn’t have asked this because we took it a little too serious and… welp… here it goes :’))

Mod Nayo here, if you’ve been following the blog for awhile, you would know that I am the one who reads the majority of the fics here (not only… E Rated *winks a lot towards Izzy*).

A few clarifications I want to make before I start with my list

1) Because of school and me being a lazy fuck, I haven’t started reading the most recent fics that have been in the tag. I’m actually accepting recs too so if you think i’ll like somethig (COUGHTCOUGHTMERLANCECOUGHTCOUGHT) then just send us an ask or tag us ;^DDD *winks winks*.

2) This is all going to be Klance, so i guess no need to tag which pairings will be in the fic?

3) Izzy is a dirty fuck so all her part is gonna be E rated :^) don’t blame me.

4) Sorry it took so long, it seems that despite being two (functional?) adults, we spent like an eternity in Google Docs just screaming and talking shit. We apologize.

5) ALSO REALLY LONG. WE ARE TRULY SORRY

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#DHRFAVORITES - MARCH.

Day Seven - Favorite Family Headcanons

So, under the cut are my dramione family headcanons, they’re mostly about their children but they’res glimpses of things I thought of about them and dramione. I cherish them dearly. Some of you may have seen a glimpse at how I see them in my Next Gen social media post or yesterdays post, but because of this lovely challenge for this month I can just unload all of headcanons here. I’m going to separate it by child though the headcanons will overlap covering their relationship with each other etc.

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hey you fucks, i just recently hit 18k which is crazy and cool and i don’t know why y’all are here lol. i decided to do a follow forever because i haven’t done one in two years (for 2k wow) and i figured it’d be a great way to kick off the new year. this probably won’t be that long as, unlike most bigger blogs, i talk to -2 people, but let’s get this started

the main peeps (aka people i sort of communicate with and/or admire from afar)

@cringe-attacks - if i didn’t put my girlfriend i’d probably get slam dunked into a trash can (but honestly im not just sayin it she has a great blog and shes a funny and amazing person so follow her asap)

@glowinghowell and @pheppermint - kendra and emily are. a god send. the most lovely people u will ever talk to

@adziedoodle - basically my mom and i’ve come to accept it (adzie might be the sweetest person i’ve met on tumblr, they always try to make people smile and are generally just great at making u feel welcome and wanted)

@heartiful - idris isn’t a phan blog anymore but,,, oh boy. the bants we had. if u want a high quality aesthetic blog with a hilarious person to keep u company, hit idris up (also if ur a cute boy,, js)

@phantheraglama - korein is probably one of my favorite people to exist, ever. she was one of the first blogs i followed and i always admired her. she’s so kind and funny and i’ll never forget how she offered to draw emily something for her birthday and basically made her whole year (thank u again for that)

@pinofs - i think i’ve had maybe.. one conversation with nikki? in my whole life? but i still feel like we’re friends because i see him on twitter all the time and he’s just so funny and i always feel like i should talk to him more (he’s also a fantastic phanartist and has such a distinct style, u cant miss it, it’s great)

@darkphannie - holy shit . jasmine is hilarious. like literally every single time u go on her blog or have a conversation with her, it’s a wild ride but u love every second of it. she’s probably the funniest phan blog out there right now, her asks have me dead

@ukulelephil - i don’t talk to caitlyn nearly enough, but she is also so so funny and never fails to make u laugh. her gifs are great and she deserves all the love in the world

@thyring - thyra also isn’t a phan blog anymore, but i still consider us good friends. she’s so caring and kind and her blog is like an aesthetic dream

@rebloggingphan - i haven’t talked to lisa in a minute but shes so funny and sweet and deserves more love and always makes me feel appreciated

@phanscherryblossom - gabby is too good for this world, i miss them bc we haven’t talked in a while, but i always love talking with them because they’re so sweet and funny

@danisontnonfire - dominique is so naturally good at conversation and i haven’t talked to her in ages but she’s still someone i consider to be a good friend of mine 

@tiagoodwin16 @anyo1511 and @cadensaurus - i’ll be the first to say that i don’t give these three enough attention. i see them in my activity all the time and they’re usually the first to send me kind messages when i’m feeling down. i always feel guilty for not answering them more or having conversations with them, but it’s people like caden anyo and tia that keep me going

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my other peeps (aka people i may not know well enough to write a big message for but i appreciate their existence and am like nice!! when i see them)

@danschode - @phansmoonlight - @dreamyhowell - @dailyphan - @pseudophan - @phiru - @wafflydan - @cafephan - @howellsbitch - @cookiephil - @crises-of-existentiality - @earthlester - @flusteredphil - @fireworksphan - @galaxyphan - @internetcultleader - @kindhowell - @moaninghowell - @qanhowell - @sighphil - @sarcasticphan - @wafflydan 

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and that’s about it! if i left u out i promise it’s nothing personal, i’m just a dumbass and forget things way too easily. i did this in like 20 minutes and i promise i love like everyone i’ve ever had a conversation with, but my tiny peanut brain can’t remember that many names. but every single one of u, even if i’ve never had a conversation with you, help me feel appreciated and i appreciate all of you too. so even if you aren’t on this list, thank you for giving this stupid little blog meaning. i’m not trying to get my hopes up for 2017, but i hope y’all stick with me and see what it has in store for us. thank you for 18k!

later losers

The most hilarious Kakaotalk convo in KPOP

1. Kangin saved Eunhyuk name on his contact list as ‘Tous Les Jours Anchovy’
 

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Kangin : Do you love me, right?
Eunhyuk: Am I?
Kangin : Tell me
Eunhyuk : Lets just say it is true
 
2. Heechul saved Eunhyuk name on his contact list as 'Member Best Friend’
[The situation was Eunhyuk promised to buy Heechul an earphone but until a year later the promise hasnt been granted]
 
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Eunhyuk: Hyung, lets follow each other on instagram
Eunhyuk: kkk
Heechul: How about my earphone?
Eunhyuk: Almost done
Eunhyuk: Please follow me eunhyukee44 kk
Eunhyuk: Hyung, what’s your ID?
Heechul: My ID? earphone18 (t/n: 18 means fuck in Korean)
Heechul: I’ve almost done following you too
Eunhyuk: kkkkkkkkkkk
Eunhyuk: I’m thinking about it because I’m worried your ears might hurt
 
[Finally Eunhyuk bought the earphone. However, Heechul was so busy so they can’t meet]
 

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Eunhyuk: When will you finish?
Heechul: Around 12…?
Eunhyuk: Okay
Heechul: I should take a proof shot tho
Eunhyuk: I’ll give it to you tomorrow kk
[The next day]
Eunhyuk: Hyung, where are you?
Heechul: Workplace. Ah this bastard. Fuck, you’ve become frigging benevolent kk
Eunhyuk: Then what’s the point of buy this?
Eunhyuk: When the owner doesnt appear 


3. [Super Junior Group Chat. Ryeowook uploaded a pic of him with Kyuhyun]
 

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Ryeowook: *upload pic*

Eunhyuk: Why both of you look so robust like that?

Leeteuk: Did you take the photo with block lens?

Ryeowook: kkkkkk

Ryeowook: I didnt edit it

Eunhyuk: You edited a bit

Ryeowook: *upload pic*

Ryeowook: This is the original

Ryeowook: Isnt it cute?

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Y'ALL HOLD UR HORSES AND THEIR FEELS BECAUSE IM BACK AT IT AGAIN

the shower is such a magical place i stg i think of like 90% of my fic prompts while i’m showering okay so i got *dj khaled voice* anoTHER ONE-

so its a sort-of-YouTube au and in this one makki is friends with like everyone in Every Team you can think of from haikyuu okay like karasuno shiratorizawa nohebi: e v. E R Y O N E
but its a normal au (prolly college) and so like-
makki is trying to add moniwa on snapchat to show him how it works and stuff and he accidentally types in the wrong username but doesnt check it twice since moniwa is a heckin’ n00b with this stuff and makki is entirely confident in his typing skills and so he messages the person “lol okay grandpa i’m here its me”
and so mattsun, who is a v v big YouTuber in this au, responds to him like “who tf-”
and makki takes a picture of himself bc he thinks that moniwa doesnt recognize him and he’s like “its me you nerd geez” and mattsun is like lowkey freaking out bc goddAMn this random stranger is Pretty Hot so he decides to take a picture of himself too and he’s like “i’m not a grandpa, but i dont think i can say anything about that nerd comment”
and makki like falls out of his chair screaming because 1. he’s messaging a random stranger instead of his Clueless Friend and 2. said random stranger is Too Hot (Hot Damn) he might actually need to call the police and the fireman
so he’s like “okay hanamaki just 🐝 k00l” @ himself and so makki messages back “are you one of those hot nerds or smth bc-”
of course he immediately regrets it because makki what the fuck kind of smooth move was thAT
but mattsun found it funny and he’s like giggling to himself n stuff and he says “i guess, if someone as good-looking as you sees it” and makki is mcfreakin losing his shI T
so he calls up moniwa and moniwa’s like “dude wtf i’ve been staring at this dumb app for like 20 minutes did u add me or what” but makki immediately starts talking abt Random Stranger and poor moniwa is caught in the crossfire so he’s like “okay okay cool your jets, just talk to him like you would to anyone else” and makki is like “moniwa no oh my god he’s actually rlly hot i cant just Meme It Up jfc” but then mattsun sends makki the good shit meme during the call and makki has like instantly fallen in love
and so that’s how makki and mattsun started talking and they’ve even had a few snap streaks here and there but since mattsun is usually busy with college and making videos they dont keep it for that long (he always feels so bad that he doesnt keep them but makki is always there to assure him its okay)
now since makki had No Idea what mattsun did as a hobby mattsun has been making videos of him
nothing big just like little vlogs about what they were talking about that week or what interesting thing happened to them
but then his audience started going crAZY because who tf is this mystery stranger that mattsun is always talking abt ??? why dont we know him ??2? cant we at least know his name ?¿?¿??
and mattsun is just like “no u cannot know his name he is anonymous until said otherwise” (and by that he means until hanamaki finds out mattsun has a yt channel where he talks abt makki lmao)
and so moniwa, oh sweet moniwa, goes on like Every Single social media daily and he starts seeing screenshots and stuff about mattsun’s vlogs abt the “mysterious stranger” and he’s like “ooo sounds interesting I Want In™” so he goes to mattsun’s channel and watches the videos and since makki talks about the Same Exact Things to moniwa that mattsun is mentioning in his videos moniwa like totally loses his marbles
he immediately calls makki up and is like “dude you will n e v e r guess what i just found" and so moniwa links makki to mattsun’s video and makki legit screams for like three minutes straight because not only was his crush a Total Hottie but he was a Total Hottie with a youtube channel
and so makki sends mattsun the link and is like “gee i wonder who this is abt ;))))” and mattsun is highkey freaking out like “shitshitsHI T”
makki doesnt care tho he just wants to be in at least one video and so he pesters mattsun abt it for like a week and mattsun always uses the excuse “idek where u live tho” so makki just like straight up gives mattsun his address and is mattsun just like “fuck he’s actually rlly close to me”
so eventually mattsun agrees and makki is just ecstatic but at the same time totally terrified because he’s finally meeting mattsun irl and he’s finally gonna be able to touch him and clarify that he is indeed an Actual Person and not just someone on the internet and he’s just rlly overwhelmed
he doesnt get much sleep the day before mattsun picks him up because he’s too excited and when mattsun sees him for the first time he’s just like “dude what happened to you” but makki doesnt ca r e he just wraps mattsun into a tight hug and mattsun immediately hugs back and they literally Never let go of each other from then on out like there’s always at least a little physical contact between them whether makki takes mattsun’s arm or mattsun just links their pinky fingers together its always there and neither of them seemed to mind it
and so mattsun and makki film the video and makki is like “jesus that was way harder than i thought it would be” and mattsun just says “yea well i gotta do this like twice every week”
and so mattsun edits the video and uploads it to youtube with the title “Meet My Boyfriend” bc he thinks he’s smooth like that but no he’s just a dork
makki was literally the first viewer of the video and right when he saw the title he just flips his shit and starts screaming at mattsun like “heY WHY DIDNT I KNOW WE WERE TOGETHER DID YOU EVEN ASK ME” and mattsun just replies “well no but do you want to be my boyfriend?” and makki immediately says “fuck yes oh my god”
of course some of mattsun’s fans didnt take the news too well but overall they were pretty supportive of them
hanamaki turned into that one s/o that didnt have a youtube channel but he’s in like almost every one of mattsun’s videos making snarky comments or sarcastic replies and literally Everyone loves it and they ask for mo r e
one time hanamaki brought moniwa with him over to mattsun’s and moniwa was like “wait, so this all started because you got my username wrong on that app (he deleted snapchat bc he didnt know how to use it even after hanamaki explained rip moniwa). what did you spell it as?” and makki is just like “i forgot to how to spell eyebrows but apparently someone else did too” and mattsun said “wow r00d i did that on purpose” but makki didnt believe him

wow look @ me back at it again with the unnecessarily long posts jfc
sometimes i just Cant Control Myself and small ideas turn into v big ones who o p s
if you’ve read this far tysm lmao that must’ve taken A Lot™

i hope u enjoyed it tho !!!

i cant believe i finally have 1k followers!!!! im so happy and i made a lot of really good friends through this site i love you all so much so i decided to make a follow forever since i reached my goal. i want to thank all of you for actually following me because this blog is hopeless all i do is scream about louis and harry but anyway i dedicate this to all the friends ive made through this site, i love you :)

credits to romina ( @harolou ) for this amazing edit!!


Special Mentions:

@punsarecool - mariaaa, my ride or die, my number 1, i can tell you anything bc we’re besties obvi i love that we can talk about anything and we understand each other, we know so much about each other it’s pretty disgusting actually, you’re the light of my life and even though we dont agree on otps i still love you (you guys should follow she’s great 10/10 would recommend)

@nineteeneightiesniall - eliava you’re such a nice person to talk to and you’re one of the first people i talked to on this site. im so glad im able to talk to people like you because you’re really nice and a really good friend with good taste in music, have fun in camp!!

@domeafavourharry - hannah!!!! you’re hilarious and i love screaming about larry with you, you’re such a nice person and i know we dont talk much now but i do enjoy the times that we are able to talk, thank you for taking the time to talk to me btw ily

Groupchats:

The Ass Family: @gucciadidas @peachmochis @invinciblelarry where to begin…you guys are the first groupchat i joined that is still going strong. it’s also our first year anniversary!! i know i can talk to you guys about anything and i know its mutual bc we’ve discussed it (im sorry i had to) anyway i love you guys sosososo much you’re like family to me (hence the name) and i dont know what i would’ve done in tough situations without you guys honestly i really do love you and i hope we get to meet each other soon :)

HARRY-BO (etc): @dropdeadhood @littlebabylarrie @pastelinson @emojikinglouis @larriekisses @dotingbfs @daggerhowlter @sunshinebfs @radmurai @eyeshadowkink @harolou @goldennouie we always have so much fun suffering™ and yelling about louis and harry and im glad that im in this groupchat because it feels like im part of a big family, i love you guys so much

Haz Loves Lou: @haroldxlouis @shadylarrie @dorkynightowl @enchilarrie @larrysaurus @colethania this is a pretty new chat but it doesnt mean that i love you guys any less, this is a pretty chill chat though and we talk about the drama™ that goes on in this fandom 

#NoIMessage™: @desloveshazza @applelou @tiniestsunshine @sawr-it-in-your-eyes @adidasslarry @ificouldflihome @walkinginthewincl @dxmn-lourry @cxrly-hxrry @believeinloveex this is the newest chat i joined and so far you guys are amazing and we share larry pictures and moments and just scream about that and i hope to get to know you all better soon

My Amazing Mutuals (if you’re in bold that means i like you a lot) :

A-D

@aceficlouis @aceniall @actualniallhorantrash @adidasslarry @ainelen7 @allthelarrylovex @applelou @arabibi @arolarrie @babyboyfriends @bakersaurusrex @bakingintheam @bambipayne @believeinloveex @blushinglwt @bohemiancatastrophywife @bookstoreau @braidsharrie @brightstarlou @buckylarry @buckytomlinsonau @carpool-larry @coldlarrie @colethania @commotionallbecauseofme @compassxship @cxrly-hxrry @daggerhowlter @darkharrie @darklarries @dasyourfookinjobyoufookinloser @deadasszarrie @deadcastaway @desloveshazza @desperatelyinlovewithyous @doggirl2626 @domeafavourharry @dorkynightowl @dotingbfs @dropdeadhood @dxmn-lourry

E-I

@emojikinglouis @enchilarrie @endofdaysuniverse @everclearluke @extremeharry @eyeshadowkink @fckinglousers @feministlarrie @fightslourry @foolsharold @fuckituplou @goldennouie @gspotlarry @gucciadidas @happily-haleyy @happylarryuniverse @harolou @harryhasahuge @hazzabootrash @heartbreaklou @herolarry @hescurly @highheelsharry @holographiclarry @homeisharry @homelous @ificouldflihome @illegallylesbianing @invinciblelarry @itslovestylinson 

K-M

@kinglouisandharry @kingsoflarry @kinkykale @kittemily @larriekisses @larriez @larry-the-ultimate-otp @larryf—ingstylinson @larrysaurus @larryslittlespoon @larrystylinsonbullshitlover @laughing-pandasaur @legendharry @lgbtlou @lilyshazza @littlebabylarrie @littlesmolou @littlestarlou @livealittle91 @louis-tommouk @louisandmarshmallows @louisbaeb @louisgirlire @louishasasss @louislittletummy @louisthekittycat @louisthelad @louistinydancer @louistomlinhoes @louistomlinus @louistoocute @louizs @loumighty @lovingasassytomlinson @lwttrash @malfoyvirgin @marshmallowharrie @mitamhalo @myhedgehoglou 

N-S

@niallhoee @niallsthickneck @nineteeneightiesniall @oddpopcake @oops-meet-hi @opinionatedbish @pastelinson @paynoschonce @peachmochis @peachypetalhazz @peachyzourry @perfectinfinityharry @petalharrie @peterpansexuallarrie @pinkrihanna @planet-badlands @plumlarry @pocketfuloflouis @punsarecool @queerlies @queerloueh @radmurai @rainbowbears @redbulling @relaxlouis @romanianseb @rosepinklou @roses-and-daggars @rosetattedlovrr @ruby1druby @sailorblahblah @sailorkink @sawr-it-in-your-eyes @seabluelou @servinglarryrealness @shadylarrie @shesnotafraidofficial @shipcompasslarry @shybrighteyes @since-he-was-eighteen @sirius17black @skyfullofst4rs @smallandtol @smolbbylouis @smollestlouie @softlarry @softndaintylou @softsmilelou @starrystyls @strxwberrymilkfic @styleitlikestyles @stylestomlinsin @stylincutiepie @sunshinebfs 

T-Z

@tall-and-small @thelarryalmighty @therealroyalcouple @thotful-gal @tiniestsunshine @tinycosmo @tinyloutallhaz @todaywe-are-infinite @toinfinityandharry @tomlinstwist @tommomelon @tommotoy @trampstamplewis @truly-madly-deeply-larry @trulymadlyqueerly @voulezlou @walkinginthewincl @whatevergeorgiee @wildelarry @winenight @wiselouis @yes-ofcoursealways @yesofcoursealways @youareanacquiredtaste @yoyonialler-almighty @ysllourry @zemonade @ziamswhoreo @zolot4 @zouispolaroids

AH MAN It’s that time of the year again. Or so I say. And uh this is technically my third follow forever but ever since I came back from Hiatus and changed my URL, tumblr has honestly been a totally different experience for me so I renewed my follow forever number to celebrate reaching 2000 followers!

THAT DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE. But okay here’s the mushy gooey I-Love-You-Pls-Know-That stuff!!! brACE YOURSELVES.

I just want to say thank you to everyone who stuck by me through my hiatus because it honestly means a lot. I came on this site as xiumin-nimuix, and then to xiumineseok and made so many friends. Thought I lost a lot of them after coming back, the ones I have now are just as precious and I wouldn’t be where I aam without you<3

To everyone who has ANYTHING to do with my blog know I love you more than a million muffins because you are the people who make my experience on tumblr so fun ^__^ To all those who make edits, talk to me, and reblog my own edits and reblogs, read my tags, and everything in between,  thaNK YOU FOR BEING THE COOLIEST NOODLES IN THE BOWL. Or hottest. Omg yeah okay people like hot noodles. HOTTEST*.

There really just aren’t enough ways for me to combine the 26 letters that make up the alphabet to describe how much I love each and every single one of you so I’m just going to start listing URLs now!!! 

BUT PLEASE KNOW WHETHER YOUR NAME IS HERE OR NOT IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE FABULOUS. 


Bold: Mutuals/friends BECAUSE ALL MY MUTUALS ARE FRIENDS WE ARE JUST IN THAT AWKWARD STAGE OF FRIENDSHIP WHERE WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE<3

Italics: Blogs that give me the feels and make me happy that tumblr exists because they exist and they are just beautiful and tumblr wouldn’t be the same without them<3 (YES EVERYTHING IS ITALICIZED BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL)

*: Blogs that make me have thE GREATEST OF SMILES/ I WISH I COULD BE THEM blogs ^__^

A-C

absolutehun / ace-loves-xing / adorableprince / adore-a-xing / aishbaek* / baek-me-a-cake* / baekhyunimnida / baby-baek / baekingkai* / bbaek-song / baekyhns / baekhyun-ah* / baekzone*  /  biaxian / blamejongin / blondejongin* / byunbaekhun / celestyeol / chancasso / chanyeolismysexualfantasy* / chanyoell / chenchencrazychenup / cumbaek / cumgodkai

D-I

deathcabfor92line  / deerxings* / definitelay* / derp-yeoll / doresque** / dosexsoo* / duckyhun/ eschendol / esexoeveryday* / exolutely** / exowhore / flawlesszitao / happyvirus / hexoxogon / hunscollarbones / hyfchick / hyukkeohypertone​* / iixingie​ / incrediyeol​* / innocore​* / jongin-the-devildancer / jongins​ / jonginssoo​ / jonginwho​*

K-O

kaibility / kaiffeines / kaiiyeopta*kaillusive** / kaimint* / kaiqo kaitaestrophe / kawaiikimkai kimjongsnoona / khaenine* / kristallized kyung-soo /  la-vita-in-nero / layhan-mcmslaylord / leuhanies /  luhan-s / luhcifer/ luhhaan/ lullabyun** / milkyeoll / min-seoked-my-panties / minsoek / mlnseokie / oh-la-lay / oh-seshit / ohbaekhyuns/ ohsehxual / ohxing / ooxehuns / oppardose / ohorat-exo / omgfishy​* / osehunie

P-T

park-dobii / parkingthechanyeol / popped-in-exo* / porkdo-bi / screwufan* / see-you-tomorrow-hyungsehduced* / sehlestial / sehkais / sehunassthetic* / sehunie / sekaitrist / sehunniez / sekairis* / sekaixinq / selunoids / shining-exo / skip-to-my-luhan* / snehun/ su-lay* / suhocean / suhoswag / t-aozin / teleporkaition​* / thursdae / turtlehun***

U-Z

uh-oh-exo* / vitaminyeol* / wuboxian* / wuyifanxing** / x-enchenting / xehunf*  / xehunter* / xingmealullaby / xingzhang / xiuhanempire / xiuhmin / xiumin-sama /  yehetness** / yetyuna / yixingstolemyheart / yuixings​ 

ALSO SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO:
cutieksoofromheretothestas​ intaengible​ kingsuhopaperhearteu roughbaeksapphiregoldsardines
FOR BEING THE NICEST PEOPLE TO ME AFTER MY HIATUS<3 IT REALLY MEANS A LOT 

AND AGAIN just thank you so much to each and everyone one of these blogs; I love you more than the moon and the stars and every fast food place put together!!!! ^__^ Until next time<3

Prince Luke [Luke Hemmings; 2]

Contains: Prince-y Stuff! ^_^


Requested?: Yes, you guys went bonkers for part 2!!!


Requests: Closed


Summary: Luke is a prince and like asdfghjkl-

Note: Here’s part 1 if you haven’t read it yet: Prince Luke [Luke Hemmings; 1]

Two weeks. Its been two weeks since Y/N last saw Luke. Or should she say, “Prince Luke”. She was “emotionally unstable”, not sure what to feel. It was complex. She felt angry, sad, and confused. And to think someone could really love her. Her heart heaved everyday because of how embarrassing it was. He must be thinking so lowly of her. Everyday, Y/N held the play with the kids and put on her best fake enthusiasm even though her heart was frowning. She never felt this betrayed before.

“Y/N honey,” Y/N heard her grammie’s soft voice. She lifted her head up and frowned.

“Am I really that much of an embarrassment? I cant believe him. I cant believe me. This is all so stupid. Im really stupid.” Y/N whispered. 

“You arent. Luke was really in love with you.” Her grandma said. Y/N winced at his name. 

“Y/N, if you havent noticed..but for the past several months, the poor boy has been watching you and your plays.” Her grandma said. Y/N felt her heart warm a little at the thought and faintly remembered a man sitting next to the fountain.

“But why didnt he just tell me that he was the prince instead.” Y/N asked, talking more to herself then her grandma.

“You cant just go reveal yourself to anybody, Y/N. You’ve got trust someone-”

“Oh so he trusted me enough to kiss me and then leave me feeling like a dirty-” Y/N cut herself off and bolted away from the town square. It was getting too much. The thinking. The constant worrying. Luke made Y/N crazy but mostly upset. Not realizing the shower of tears on her soft cheeks, Y/N bumped into someone.

“Sorry.” She hiccupped before walking away. Suddenly she felt something pull her wrist. She turned around to see a knight. From the palace. Raising her eyebrow, she stiffened.

“Mrs. Y/L/N?” The knight asks.

Yes?“ You ask, politely, snatching your wrist from him and wiping your cheeks. The knight seemed oblivious to your splotchy red cheeks, red nosed, puffy eyes, and wet lips and cheeks.

"A message from the prince himself.” The knight says, handing a delicate envelope. Y/N took the message in her small hands and opened it ruthlessly.

                                               Y/N,

                       Please attend the ball tonight. I want to see you.

                                                Luke

Y/N scanned the note about 10 times. 2 weeks. 2 weeks. Y/N felt the weight on her knees.

“Do you have an answer miss? We must put you on the list if you are to attend.” The knight muffles. Y/N’s lip quivered. Her mind was screaming no but before she could process , she replied.

“Yes.”

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“What was I thinking grammie?” Y/N moaned as she watched her gandma’s fingers expertly work through her matted hair.

“Honey, the boy is in love with you. Don’t you think it pained him too to see your expression when you found out he was a prince?” She asked. You pondered for a second before sighing. She could be right.

“I’m so confused. I’m angry. I’m sad. I don’t want to see him. I do want to see him. It doesn’t make sense.” You groan. Your grandma chuckled before finishing your hair and squeezing your shoulder.

“Lets hope the both of you detangle your problems tonight, ok? I want to see some beautiful babies in the future.” She says.

“GRANDMA!!” You squeal, making her chuckle.

“Now look at yourself. So much like your mum.”

You take a look at yourself in the mirror and gasp. Your hair was in delicate waves, braided slightly. You wore a pastel purple flowy gown with white flats and white jewelry. Your make up was light and soft.

“Thank you so much, grammie.” You mumble, hugging her softly.

“Now hurry. I don’t want you to be late.” She says and you nod.

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Nervously, you wait in line to be checked off the list. What if the knight forgot to put you on the list. What if Luke forgot about you. Anger bubbled slightly but shook it off. You were a considerate person so if he could explain without you trying to chop his head off, then all would be fine.

“Name?” The man asked with a monotone voice.

“Y-Y/N Y/L/N” You stutter. The man’s eyes widened before leading you in. You stumbled in the palace before gasping. The place was ravishing. The walls were white and gold with curtains draping on the sides. Servants were offering foods that you never seen before. Women were dressed in gowns that looked as if they costed loads making you feel self conscious. You rubbed your arm, watching the people happily chat and dance, feeling left out.

“Y/N?” A rich/familiar voice called. You spun around to find Luke. His eyes widened at the sight of you, his mouth slightly ajar. You studied him for a second. He was epitome of men with his blonde hair standing up looking like gold, his bright blue eyes and his lip ring. It wasn’t prince like for him to have one but you assumed he begged his parents. He wore a black tux with polished shoes to the point where the chandeliers light reflected off of it. Snapping out of your thoughts, you met his gaze.

“Luke.” You replied, trying to keep yourself from not running into his arms or doing anything to meet his familiar touch. He took long strides towards you and you felt your knees wobbling and your hands shaking. His hand softly caressed your cheek bone. You shut your eyes for a moment, missing the touch. Missing the close proximity. Missing his laugh. Missing him. But it was so weird to fall in love to like someone within a day. Stepping back from his touch, you recalled the past events from two weeks ago.

“Y/N I’m so sorry, I should have told you-”

“Why didn’t you? Was it fun to play games, your highness” You ask, your voice sounding broken. His eyes fell at the sound of your hurt voice and he flinched at the sound of “your highness”.

“I don’t know. I was scared that you would treat me differently.” Luke mumbled. You snorted.

“Do you know how confused I felt? How used I felt?! And to think a prince would like a commoner like me?!?! You played with my feelings Luke!! You made me weak in the knees and then kicked me in the gut and I-” You were suddenly cut off by his lips on yours. And like that, things seemed to fade away. You felt a wave of calm and warmth in your nerves and found your hands wounding in his hair. You missed the feeling. You missed him so much that you couldn’t stop kissing him. It didn’t seem to matter that you were angry anymore. All you could think of his the familiarity of his lips and how soft and promising they were and how he made you feel. You finally pulled away, feeling the familiar sense of your lungs aching.

“Don’t ever think-” He pants.

“That I would never fall in love with you.” Luke says.

“Your in love with me?” You ask, befuddled.

“Ever since I saw you in the town square, I was hooked. I would come every day to see you and the kids perform and rehearse. I would notice small things like the creases on your cheeks when you smile, or the twinkle in your eyes or your rich laughter with the kids. You are so beautiful Y/N. I love you so fucking much, it hurts. And the fact that I didn’t see you for two weeks hurt like hell because you mean so much to me. And I know that it sound stalkery that I’ve been watching you for several months but I fell harder every single day and to know that you are real and here, beside me and not mine kills me. I love you, Y/N and I love you so much that I can never get used to saying that.” Luke says. Your lip quivers as you try to respond.

“You cant.” You splutter.

“What?” Luke asks, clearly confused.

“You cant love me, Luke.” You respond. His eyebrows furrow and he takes your hands in his.

“What do you mean?” He asks, a mixture of hurt and confusion in his voice.

“How can you not understand Luke?! Your a prince and I’m a commoner! Its never going to work out!” You exclaim.

“What?” He asks, more to himself than you. The amount of emotion in his voice made you want to break down and cry. The familiar feeling of tears come.

“I’m so sorry.” You mutter before running away, out of the palace.

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OHMYGOSH GUYS I  AM SO SORRY!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD PUBLISH IT LAST SATURDAY AND I DIDNT!!! I was so caught up with studies so now my writing is going to be a little late. This really sucked and im really sorry but feedback would be lovely!!!

xx