i was going to eat breakfast

This Morning On...

[Beach side cafe with Robert and Aaron having breakfast]

AARON: *munches on toast* - for the fans. Robert! Will you put your phone away! I’m eating bread products here and you’re not even enjoying it. 

ROBERT: Have you see this though? *scrolls through articles on phone* The Plot is seriously out to get me. Can we just not go back? I really don’t want to go back!

AARON: Yeah I read it. I mean most of it was redacted for the protection of my plot!brain but the gist of it is the same old, same old. We’ll be together forever no matter what the plot throws at us. Nothing new there. 

ROBERT: But what if the plot in between our amazing make up sex turns people off?! What if they leave?

AARON: There will always be something to pull them back in. Did you see we’re gonna get a second wedding? *FAN BAITING ALERT*

ROBERT: Hey, maybe it’ll actually be legal this time. *FAN BITTERNESS ALERT*

AARON: And, there was something in there about a candle lit dinner at the Grange. *FAN BAITING ALERT* I mean, not my top choice of venue, still trying to get you back to Bar West, but we’ve never actually been on a date. I think it’ll be nice. 

ROBERT: Suppose…

AARON: Besides, a bunch of the fans don’t really care about the Plot. They’ll love us no matter what, even if it is out of spite to our creators. 

ROBERT: Are you sure?

AARON: Well, first, you need to stop reading Metro. Try ao3! We do a lot better over there. Maybe…just skip past all of the break up fics though. 

- 3 hours later -

AARON: Robert! Come on! I’ve eaten like seventy-five pieces of toast while you’ve been sitting there staring at your phone. Let’s go do something! I’m bored…and really full. This contractually obligated to eat in every scene thing is really starting to affect me. (DANNY: I’m gonna need to go call Simon for some tips)

ROBERT: Sorry! Just one more chapter! I actually have consistent character development in this! Do you have any idea what this means to me? 

AARON: I do. I actually get to go to therapy in those. It’s nice to be more well adjusted and healthy, even if I’ll always struggle. In any case, I know you’ll always be there for me. 

ROBERT: Always. I got therapy in one of these too. Wow! I have a lot of unresolved issues that the Plot will never let me deal with. 

AARON: So…can we go now?

ROBERT: Two more sentences…okay…let me just see if the next chapter is…what?! It’s not done? *furiously typing* Love this! Please update soon! Right, we can go now. 

AARON: Back to bed?

ROBERT: Definitely. I read some things in here I want to try!

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Morning run and cinnamon almond butter overnight oats for breakfast ❤️

Today I’m going grocery shopping, getting my hair cut, and decluttering the apartment so there’s room for Jake’s stuff when he moves in tomorrow 😍😍

Overnight oats recipe: 1 c. old fashioned oats (better than rolled or quick oats imo because they don’t get as mushy) mixed with 1 c. almond milk, cinnamon, and a dash of whatever coffee creamer you might have for a little more sweetness. Leave in the refrigerator overnight in an airtight container and top with almond butter (or literally anything you want) and then eat!

the jar of maraschino cherries says the serving size is one cherry 

If I was going to be that stingy why would I BUY MY OWN?

my actual serving: at least three plus pouring extra juice into my breakfast dreamsicle BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT fight me cherry jar 

or don’t, because that would be messy and I’d rather eat another cherry

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// sushi & city lights //

I actually kinda forgot about Tumblr for a while because I’ve been busy with my work at the cafe lately. My days have been quite a routine actually; waking up to eat eggs for breakfast, going to the cafe to work, eating fast food or instant noodles for dinner, jogging at 10PM, sleeping. And I’m pretty sure the next few days would be the same for me. I have no life.

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Harry Styles: Singer Opens Up About Famous Flings, Honest New LP
One Direction's Harry Styles goes deep on love, family and his heartfelt new solo debut in our revealing feature.

January 2016. There’s a bench at the top of Primrose Hill, in London, that looks out over the skyline of the city. If you’d passed by it one winter night, you might have seen him sitting there. A lanky guy in a wool hat, overcoat and jogging pants, hands thrust deep into his pockets. Harry Styles had a lot on his mind. He had spent five years as the buoyant fan favorite in One Direction; now, an uncertain future stretched out in front of him. The band had announced an indefinite hiatus. The white noise of adulation was gone, replaced by the hushed sound of the city below.

The fame visited upon Harry Styles in his years with One D was a special kind of mania. With a self-effacing smile, a hint of darkness and the hair invariably described as “tousled,” he became a canvas onto which millions of fans pitched their hopes and dreams. Hell, when he pulled over to the side of the 101 freeway in L.A. and discreetly threw up, the spot became a fan shrine. It’s said the puke was even sold on eBay like pieces of the Berlin Wall. Paul McCartney has interviewed him. Then there was the unauthorized fan-fiction series featuring a punky, sexed-up version of “Harry Styles.” A billion readers followed his virtual exploits. (“Didn’t read it,” comments the nonfiction Styles, “but I hope he gets more than me.”)

But at the height of One D–mania, Styles took a step back. For many, 2016 was a year of lost musical heroes and a toxic new world order. For Styles, it was a search for a new identity that began on that bench overlooking London. What would a solo Harry Styles sound like? A plan came into focus. A song cycle about women and relationships. Ten songs. More of a rock sound. A bold single-color cover to match the working title: Pink. (He quotes the Clash’s Paul Simonon: “Pink is the only true rock & roll colour.”) Many of the details would change over the coming year – including the title, which would end up as Harry Styles – but one word stuck in his head.

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quickest weightloss masterpost

TRIGGER WARNING:
I dont recommend it to anyone, its dangerous and u will do it on ur own risk

DONT TAG THIS POST WITH ED TAGS, I DONT WANT MY BLOG TO DESAPPEAR


I asked my angels about  their  quickest weight loss and how it have been done, so here’s the answers:

1.  Quickest weight loss for me happened when I started my day with 2 cups of water before anythin else. And then a cup before each meal and whenever the desire pops up. Even now that I’m eating crappy, my weight is stayin constant because the water helps you metabolize quicker.


2. 44lbs in a month and a week. 200-300 cals a day max with about 10fast days mixed in. 5-15miles cycled a day + other workouts(t25 and some ones on here). I also took some stimulants: caffeine pills, adderall, and ephedrine(in ma huang tea form).


3. 30lbs in 1 ½ months by working out, fasting two days a week, eating 500kcl at max and ONLY eating breakfast so I have at least 20h between my meals.


4. 5 lbs in less than two days, just by fasting.  

 Update on my 72 hour fast: I have lost 8 lbs already and still have a few hours to go + my fast stops at 11 pm, so I’m ‘fasting’ another 7 hours or more because I don’t know yet if I’m gonna eat in the morning


5. 6 pounds in a week, done by eating 500 cal a day and exercising for an hour and a half a day


6.  The time I lost the most weight the quickest was when I was on holiday. I hated American food because it was all so greasy so I only ate grapes and fruits. My family didn’t realise because we were busy all the time and I ended up not really realising myself.


7.  I lost 9 lbs in a week once. Actually that was just last month. But basically I did the ABC diet (not the first two days) and my weight just dropped and dropped and dropped


8.  Monday to today (sunday). I went from 161 to that (151) . I had about only 200 or less calories daily and yesterday I fasted for 24 hours


9.  40 lbs down in 6 weeks. 500 cal > 1200 cal a day with intermediate fasting (6-20 hours a day depending on the day). The key is to not starve, but restrict and change the amount each day.


I DONT DO CREDITS, IF U WANT TO, MESSAGE ME


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anonymous asked:

i'm weeping at ur tags "matt: i dare u to eat this shiro: hell yeah i missed breakfast this morning" like???? these boys r iconic thank you

LISTEN the idea of these two being Stereotypical Bros is so goddamn funny to me………….. ‘Two Best Bros Go On The Nerd Field Trip Of A Lifetime, What Happens Next Will Break Your Heart </3′

  • Where’s that one post where op was like ‘Matt and Shiro spent the entire trip to Kerberos coming up with a wicked long handshake’ because that is just…… so real lmfao
  • As part of their astronaut training they went to the gym a lot together but they never actually… got anything done.
    • Matt tries to photobomb all of Shiro’s pre/post workout selfies
    • That, or he’ll take a selfie of Shiro taking a selfie
  • They have Keith’s gym workout schedule memorized and sometimes they’ll show up before he does in matching neon pink/green vaguely-80s style workout clothes. I’m talking the leg warmers, the shorts and black leggings, the headbands. Keith legitimately thinks they always work out wearing these clothes.
    • They always offer him a third matching headband. He declines every time, but they know they’re wearing him down.
  • Matt & Shiro are constantly trying to set up playdates for Pidge and Keith because they want their antisocial little siblings to actually like. Talk to someone who isn’t part of their family. Of course, all these plans immediately fall through because Pidge and Keith are Antisocial Little Siblings.
  • One time during the first three months of their friendship they were trying to escape out a window and Shiro got fucking stuck. They got caught, but not because of Shiro’s bigass shoulders. It’s because Matt went to take a selfie and he accidentally had the flash on.
  • On that note, Matt’s automatic response is to take a selfie every time something happens to Shiro.
  • One time Shiro went to pour cheese on his pasta, only to accidentally dump the entire container on his lunch because some asshole loosened all the lids. Matt has photos of it all; dramatic close-up shots of the mountain of mozzarella, Shiro’s shocked and bewildered face, and a ten-second video clip of Shiro trying to dump some of his cheese onto Keith’s plate. 
  • Matt & Shiro are the classmates who always seem to be returning from off-campus, only it’s doubly bewildering because the Garrison is in the desert?? There’s literally nothing around for miles??? Where are they even going
  • Shiro could not cook to save his fucking life, and Matt’s cooking is… dubious at best. Like, it’s not bad. As Matt will tell anyone, cooking is technically just science, and he is a science whiz. And it tastes okay. He followed all the directions perfectly. But there’s just something.. slightly off. Like you’ll eat it, but you won’t ask for seconds.
    • Shiro insists it’s because Matt doesn’t cook with enough heart, Matt replies that Shiro must be the devil himself since his food always comes out black and disgusting.

two ways to fix this next ep:

  1. ep opens with alec and magnus in bed/coming out of shower/eating breakfast/literally any kind of morning after scene so long as it provides actual closure and new depth to their relationship
  2. it’s revealed that they actually didn’t have sex and there’s further discussion that - say it with me - provides new depth to their relationship
because let’s be real, if you’re not going to do either of those things why the fuck was it a storyline in the first place?

new fic new fic NEW FIC

A Place and A Feeling – realtor!Cas/house-hunting!Dean, 24k, CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Summary: Human AU. Dean Winchester still hasn’t found the perfect little house in the suburbs he’s always dreamed of. On the off-chance that another meeting with his totally adorkable realtor could finally change everything, Dean keeps going back to Castiel’s agency. Like Cas always says, home is both a place and a feeling. But what if the place Dean’s looking for is Castiel’s house, and the feeling is Castiel himself? 

Sometimes the most unprofessional choices lead to the most enjoyable personal consequences. This is one of those times.

also desk sex, Cas in glasses, and DOMESTIC GROSSNESS which is what we’re all here for right

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sponsored youtube videos are so funny to me it’s like “hi guys this is my morning routine!! i wake up, eat breakfast, brush my teeth, take a shower, wash my hair with Shea Moisture Argan Oil & Almond Milk Smooth & Tame Shampoo and Conditioner™, put on makeup, get dressed, and go about my day!!”

With an artist like Prince, all you wanted to do was know more. And that mystery – it’s why those people are so magical! Like, fuck, I don’t know what Prince eats for breakfast. That mystery  …  it’s just what I like. More than ‘do you keep a mystery alive?’ – it’s not that. I like to separate my personal life and work. It helps, I think, for me to compartmentalize. It’s not about trying to make my career longer, like I’m trying to be this 'mysterious character,’ because I’m not. When I go home, I feel like the same person I was at school. You can’t expect to keep that if you show everything. There’s the work and the personal stuff, and going between the two is my favorite shit. It’s amazing to me.
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A/N: I had a lot of fun writing this! It’s the longest I’ve written on this blog and I’d really appreciate the feedback here  – I’m most likely doing a Part 2 depending on how you all like it. Enjoy :)

Harry loved family reunions.

Amongst the bickering cousins and lurid pitter-patter of children, he often found himself feeling at peace as his folks filled him in on all the stories he’s missed out on. He’d laugh about his jittery uncle who nearly burnt his eyebrows off from an old barbecue, nodding approvingly as his aunt gushes about her eight year old who’s just won the flashy new title of spelling bee champion. He likes the way they treat him too. With adoration in their eyes, resurrecting from the years they’ve watched him as a young boy (instead of the usual gaze of stardom he’s used to). He almost, if not, especially enjoys the way they admire his success, not as an ego-booster, but as a way of praising Anne for his upbringing, despite the major gossip that briefly tainted his mother’s name around her first divorce.

But even in a house packed with his most favourite people, he would always feel relatively exhausted from the length of the reunion, a full four days he’d reckoned. It was unfair really, he loved his crazy family, but he always felt like he had to put on his best face, never getting his usual dose of solitude to rejuvenate.

So when Harry first invited you to join him, he hadn’t quite expected you to be so patient with his family.

“Yes, he is very handsome,” you’d chuckle, “but we’re only friends.”

“You’re sweet, love, but I think this little girl wins the beauty contest, hmm?”

“Right, he is very good with kids.”

“M’only in uni, ma’am, so I’ve got a few good years before settling down.”

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“With an artist like Prince,” he says, “all you wanted to do was know more. And that mystery – it’s why those people are so magical! Like, fuck, I don’t know what Prince eats for breakfast. That mystery  …  it’s just what I like.”

Styles pauses, savoring the idea of the unknown. He looks at my digital recorder like a barely invited guest. “More than ‘do you keep a mystery alive?’ – it’s not that. I like to separate my personal life and work. It helps, I think, for me to compartmentalize. It’s not about trying to make my career longer, like I’m trying to be this ‘mysterious character,’ because I’m not. When I go home, I feel like the same person I was at school. You can’t expect to keep that if you show everything. There’s the work and the personal stuff, and going between the two is my favorite shit. It’s amazing to me.”

  • Mercy: Captain, how are you feeling?
  • Captain Morrison: Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.
  • Mercy: Smart, something bland!
  • Morrison, slightly offended: That’s my favorite breakfast!
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Uchiha’s new routine

Sasuke shares bed with Sakura.

Sasuke wakes up next to Sakura.

Sakura and Sasuke have morning sex.

Sasuke says that he missed her so much.

Sakura states that she loves him so much.

Sakura and Sasuke take shower together.

Sakura helps him with dressing up.

Sakuke, Sakura, Sarada eat breakfast together.

Sasuke talks with Sarada about Sharingan.

Sasuke tells them some stories about his journey.

Sakura makes list of things she should buy for dinner.

Sasuke offers to go shopping with her later.

Sasuke stares at his daughter when she is about to leave for classes and reminds her some Sharingan rules.

Sasuke smiles when he sees Uchiha’s crest at Sarada’s back.

Sarada leaves and says: “Papa I love you. See you later.”

Sakura washes dishes after breakfast.

Sasuke hugs her from behind and his waifu blushes.

Sakura asks if everything is ok.

Sasuke kisses her neck softly and whispers: “I’m home, Sakura.”

-30 day OTP challenge.

DAY 16 - Morning ritual

First I was going to draw them watching anime and eating cereal but I thought this would be cuter, and it is; since they moved i didn’t know what to use as a background, so I created this kitchen haha

it was fuzzy when he woke, the morning sunlight all blurry and making everything seem so damn surreal. amidst the bits of floating dust in the heavy streams of sunlight and the way the sheets were burning deep red, hit by sunlight from several angles, it had alec feel like he hadn’t woken up yet.

but something had woken him, this insistent tugging at his consciousness, this thing pulling him back into reality and so he listened to it. blinking bleary eyes as he squinted and his eyes roamed the room, finally coming to rest magnus standing in front of the full body mirror. it was angled so he couldn’t see magnus’s face, all he could see was his broad back and shoulders, all lit up orange at the edges. alec’s eyelids dipped, sunspots from the brightness making everything even more blurry. but it started to click when he opened them back up.

magnus was dressed, a deep red dress shirt tight against the muscles of his back, a dark waistcoat on top of it, and his arms were moving, the slow shift of fabric indicating that he was tying a tie. it took a little while to register but soon enough alec realized that magnus was getting ready and that he didn’t know what time it was.

“magnus…” he rasped out, his voice thick with sleep as he moved under the deep red sheets, trying to reach out to find his phone and figure out what time it was. “did i sleep in? are we late?” he managed to clear his throat before he said it but he still sounded exhausted and that was confirmed when he fumbled, his phone dropping down onto the rug.

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you-could-say-im-relocating-it  asked:

Give me a list of reasons why you think either A. Why Dan and Phil are moving out or B. Why they aren't moving out separately.

why dnp are moving out:

• their lease ends in may, and dan says there won’t be live shows for about three weeks or more. coincidence? i think not.
• plus, dans liveshow,, oh b o y. so he’s using his phone but gives no plausible reason as to why he couldn’t be set up at his regular computer? hm.
• and, his room look so e m p t y. his table is cleared off and his wirrow painting is gone.
• when asked about the wirrow painting he answered, “i guess you could say that im relocating it”. if he was just redecorating the room, why would he not just say it? why would he specifically use the word “relocating”? interesting.
• he also said it’s gonna be a busy three weeks,, and i have a feeling it’s not just about australia,, js

why dnp (most likely) aren’t moving out separately:

• their lives are so intertwined. disgusting rlly :/
• no but really, if they moved out separately they would have to separate their belongings, and that seems kind of difficult when you literally own everything t o g e t h e r.
• i truthfully don’t feel that they would want to move apart from each other when they have the gaming channel. it seems way to difficult to upload regularly and live separately.
• they have literally spent nearly everyday with eachother since 2011? (and have been best friends since 2009). it just seems unrealistic that after all this time (especially considering their ages), that they would move apart if they haven’t already.
• while yes, dnp are fantastic youtubers individually, their careers a r e intertwined. they toured the world together, have met so many well-known people together through their careers, it seems so unlikely that they would just throw that all away and live separately.
• also,, they’ve g r o w n together. dan wouldn’t have started youtube without phil, and they’ve watched each other grow both on youtube and personally.
• they do everything t o g e t h e r. they watch every movie and tv show together. they go to parties together. they eat breakfast lunch and dinner together. they stay up late together. they make videos together. they literally love each other so much (regardless of their relationship status) and it just seems so unrealistic that they’d move apart.