The signs as 'History of the entire world' memes
Aries: Fuck It, time to plant some grass.
Taurus: Nope, can’t walk yet. And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.
Gemini: Hey Christians! Do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of Hell!
Cancer: Hi, I’m Gandhi, and if Britain doesn’t get the hell out of India I’m going to starve myself in public.
Leo: I want to invent time and space. And I know it’s possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.
Virgo: FIGHT- wait no, that would be the end of the world. Let’s just keep it cool and spy on each other instead.
Libra: China is Whole Again… then it Broke Again…
Scorpio: Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks bye
Sagittarius: That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the church. Here’s 95 reasons why
Capricorn: The Soviet Union decides to relax a little, and accidentally falls apart.
Aquarius: Well, blame something on them and go to war!
Pisces: wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?