i was glaring at the fish off camera

Voltron on Instagram headcanons

Because my friend and I sat down and made a bunch of them so here we go

• Allura is on stuco and she’s always posting pictures of the decorations for the next school dance
• she maintains a study account for everyone in her grade to use as reference
• she’s always doing super cool shit like waterskiing or skydiving on the weekends so her posts about them make everyone jealous
• she’s the one who has followers from every school in the district
• probably runs a photography account too
• her bio has something about the sports she does, her school, just basic information
• fashion queen, she runs an outfit of the day account

• coran is a mess of memes and selfies
• shirtless pictures and flexing pictures because he loves himself so much
• much ranting about his parents and the world in general conspiring against him
• he tries to learn to skateboard and fails the first time around, the video gets posted and gets thousands of likes

• shiro posts study pictures too
• he also pulls all these crazy do-not-try-this-at-home-kids stunts like making flame throwers out of aerosol cans and posts videos of them
• he’s the one who tries to teach coran to skateboard, has like two skateboarding pictures on Instagram
• he swims and posts pictures with his entire team
• also on stuco
• has “#shallura” in his bio (im sorry but I’m trash)
• he’s in band and he always live blogs their band concerts and field trips on his story
• everyone mainly just follows him for the pictures of his pet cat, she’s fluffy and gorgeous and she’s named sky and she’s dark stormy grey
• altogether doesn’t post too often

• Hunk definitely posts food recipes. I know we’re all fed up with hunk being characterized with just food but he definitely posts food recipes.
• he’s a complete computer science genius and posts homework help for his classmates too
• majority of his photos are of Lance hacking his account and spamming selfies
• has a shitty science pun as his bio
• he reviews Netflix shows with Lance

• Pidge is part of Instagram royalty; they’re queer, they hack, and they game
• they’ve got thousands of followers for their video game cheats and tips videos
• they meme with Lance a lot too, so Lance gets popularity on Instagram through them
• they post one picture of this giant stash of soda and chips captioned “gamer fuel”
• they post another one right after it of this exquisite gourmet salad captioned “hunk took my gamer fuel away and replaced it with a meal :(”
• they put playthroughs up on their story every day
• they talk shit about every single person in their school by using pseudonyms for them, and everyone guesses who they’re talking about in the comments. No one ever gets to find out if they’re right or not.

• Lance just flat out memes, he runs a spam account and a main account.
• he runs both a dc and a marvel fan account, even though he does like D.C. Better
• he writes movie reviews
• on his main account there’s a lot of selfies of him with girls, him with his friends, him with his family… he just loves people and everyone is always tagged
• has the most followers after Pidge. Like allura, he’s the one who people from all across the district follow.
• he swims with Shiro on the swim team, and bitches about practice every day
• attends every social event ever
• plays the piano because I personally love this headcanon, he posts a video of him attempting to play the death waltz and it goes practically viral
• he learned to skateboard from shiro and now he can’t get enough of it
• he posts pictures of Keith glaring at and/or flipping off the camera a LOT
• complains about homework all the time
• his bio is something about space, but he never really posts about it because it’s more of a private fascination that just makes him happy
• he loses his mind over fish and spams pictures of them whenever he has a chance to

• keith is following only Lance on Instagram because Lance made his account
• he has exactly one (1) picture on his Instagram. It’s of his feet up on the desk in front of him, crossed at the ankles, black and white filter, captioned “rebel”
• the first two comments are Lance, one says “first” and the second says “why are you like this”
• his bio reads “Lance is the best” but he deleted the app after Lance made him download it so now it’s just up there permanently and everyone thinks Lance and him are a thing
• it also has something about him running track and what school he goes to
• his profile pic is Lance with Keith’s face in the background, smiling, but it’s the only smiling picture of him on the internet because whenever Lance tries to take one he immediately glares at the camera

anonymous asked:

UHH OK. FUN PROMPTS FOR TRILL. Ummmmm. Tony gets stuck in the suit - ie it's dented or the release mechanisms are jammed or what have you - and Steve figures, why bother with the jaws of life when you have a super solider on hand?

“Well there goes about 9.7 million dollars,” Tony muses as the chest plate clatters to the ground beside them. The face-plate is skewed at a drunken angle over the top of his head and there’s a faint whine coming from somewhere in the suit joined by the occasional spark. He’s got one bare foot where the mechanized removal system had successfully freed him from the one part of the suit not too severely damaged to function.

“Only if Sir does not factor in his labor rates,” JARVIS interjects.

Steve pauses, staring in consternation at the chunk of twisted metal he’d discarded so carelessly. “Ah, and if you factor those in?” he asks, wincing preemptively because actually he isn’t sure he wants to know that answer.

Tony’s face scrunches up the way it does whenever he sees Steve and The Future collide awkwardly as JARVIS says, “Twelve point three million, Captain.”

“Oh come on,” Tony says, tugging at his bent shoulder-plate. Fruitlessly, given that he’s only got one semi-functioning arm to do it with. “I’d give myself a discount.”

“If you say so, sir,” JARVIS replies, sounding remarkably skeptical.

Tony makes a face but there’s humor in it.

“So, maybe I should have asked this before, but, anything I should try and salvage? Or avoid?” Steve asks, feeling significantly more hesitant about prying Tony out of the suit than he had before.

Tony pastes a smile on his sweat-damp face and says in the brisk quiet tones he uses when he’s vulnerable or being serious or in serious pain, “It’s pretty much a total loss. It’s all going into the zapper. Just try not to damage the soft chewy center. Also, please start here.”

He grimaces as he pulls on the shoulder plate that’s most dented inwards out of all the elements.

Steve sighs and nudges Tony’s hands away from his shoulder and gently sneaks his fingers under the edges on either side and braces himself to pull. It’s not easily done. The chest plate had just been a matter of shearing the catches, but the shoulder plate is almost a solid ring, the alloy fused and melted in places. Tony sucks in a bracing breath, slots his bare foot against the inside of Steve’s boot, and holds onto his shoulder to keep himself steady against the pressure. Steve takes a deep breath and blows it out steadily as he drags his hands in opposite directions and the thing bends millimeter by slow millimeter.

“Just a little more, yeah, just… oh, yes,” Tony groans as the thing splits open and then releases the pinched flesh underneath.

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