i was drunk in this pic

anonymous asked:

I just wanna get high and drunk while I watch YouTube alone in my room but no I have to go to fucken school. I wanna shoot myself ugh, you got any good Ryan head cannons/ pics of Ryan or Elwood and Dottie. Homegirl needs some good shit before she screams into a pillow cause school is shit -Jen

Ryan taking little puppy Dottie swimming and carrying her around the pool while she learns how to swim.

Ryan trying to give Dottie a bath for the first time, struggling and getting soaked and ending up in the tub with her.

Ryan singing to the dogs while they ride in the car together. 

I’m in the process of writing a oneshot mshenko crackfic where Kaidan, through a series of unfortunate events, accidentally sends John a dick pic while drunk, and shenanigans ensue. Also smut. And love. Because I’m a romantic. I’ve only written a teensy bit so far, but I’m looking forward to fleshing the rest of this out.

I totally blame @seigephoenix @blueteaparty and @ilyasvieltrevelyanshepard

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Partying at Ren Fest!!

Co-staring @in-fond-remebrance-of-me in a couple pics! 

My sister is the blonde one.  She’s a hoot.  You can see how similar the features are.  Good kid (she’s like 7 years older than me)

Fest this year was wild.  I had so much to drink and was there the entire day. It was also like, 80 degrees, and I was wearing my full skirt, long sleeve dress.  Was drunk bitchy at some dumb people, got mad at my sister cause she left me at the privies forgetting she also had my phone, and I won two free tickets to the maze for hitting the targets in axe throwing and star throwing!  Overall, pretty good!

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so uh, about aizawa,

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id like to think theyre buds…….

(dont think its a thing but pls dont tag as ship ty)

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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i have 0 excuses okay i just saw @joliemariella‘s tags on my silly drunk Pap animation and 

look at all those friends

c’mon Sans, gotta carry ‘em for SCIENCE (and friendship)

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

  • [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  • [text]: send me pictures
  • [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  • [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  • [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  • [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  • [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  • [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  • [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  • [text]: i love you so fucking much
  • [text]: i hate you
  • [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
  • [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
  • [text]: i need you. now.
  • [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
  • [text]: last night was so GOOD
  • [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
  • [text]: is he bigger than me?
  • [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
  • [text]: you’re just a slut
  • [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
  • [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
  • [drunk text]: im iss youu
  • [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
  • [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
  • [text]: i want you naked.
  • [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
  • [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
  • [text]: do you hate me?
  • [text]: i’m so sorry
  • [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
  • [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
  • [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
  • [text]: netflix and chill? 
  • [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
  • [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
  • [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
  • [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[POST-IT] 171007 Seocho Fansign #JIMIN
© Last Scene ; trans © vlissful

Q: “Jiminie~ What happens happens when you get drunk?”
① Sleep  
② Cry  
③ Laugh 
④ Kiss  
⑤ Sing  
⑥ Dance
✓⑦ Others ( Get tongue-tied ) 

(Jimin said to OP shyly “ah- I become cute. cute feeling” meaning that he will most likely mumble & baby talk when he gets drunk.)

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i’m crying bc everyone does beautiful fanart of woy meanwhile i just
this
also this takes place in the party they do when they save the galaxy
i just wanted 2 draw some drunk wander dontlookatme

also bonus:

Look at these two dicks in love. Jensen’s lil’ finger and the head touch. This is one hella good photo op. [X]

Also, look how Jared actually did menage to hug them both. Fuck his long arms.