i was crying with laughter omg

Wait wait wait, did you just make a joke?

•I am in love with the idea of Keith making jokes so only hunk can really hear
•and they are GOOD
•Hunk has laughed so hard hes cryed over some of them
•one time Keith’s joke got him so good that he skipped the laughter and went straight to crying
•but Keith is sneaky
•and no one EVER hears him exept Hunk
•Hunk is loosing it™
•cause
•I SWEAR GUYS KEITH IS FUNNY HE MAKES JOKES I SWEAR LANCE YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT
•LANCE!
•LANCE?
•im sorry buddy but ??? Keith has literally never???
•Hunk looking at Keith
•hes so smug
•Hunk making the “im watching you” gesture
• Keith taking it as a CHALLENGE
•a challenge to get sneakeyer and funnier
•when they are heading to their lion
•right before they enter a room with everyone else
•as hunk is taking a sip of space juice so he does a spit take all over lance and pidge
•at the table when Keith walks behind hunks chair
•Keith is brutal with his jokes tbh
•they are always relevant to something going on
•"Are we sure Galra Keith isn’t evil??? I think he’s tring to make me laugh to death! Is that possible?“
•Keith is so happy to have a thing™ with Hunk
•he feels so proud of himself whenever Hunk laughs
•he did that he made him happy
•Keith would do anything to make that laugh and that smile stick around
•and he finds that making jokes like this is a great stress relief for both of them so thats a plus
•keith dosnt know when he started to automatically seak out Hunk when entering a room
•Hunk doesnt know when he started keeping a constant eye out for Keith
•really tho if you see one of them you probably see the other too and they are probably most definitely both trying to stifle a laughing fit

qveenbradbury  asked:

i saw the 'ARE Y'ALL STONED' thing on destieldrabblesdaily and was intrigued so i looked at the tags and was like 'angst with a happy ending, miscommunication, fluff, all the things i like i'm going to read this' and then i end up reading it on the school bus and i was near crying with laughter and i'm so glad no one asked me what i was reading or looked at my phone screen omg

I think that Mich and I are seriously considering getting matching ARE Y’ALL STONED tattoos, it made us both laugh so much, hahahaha ^^

WELL I’M SO GLAD that our humble fic’s tags and tropes catered so well to your interests! ! I hope you found the actual fic itself just as relevant to your general pursuits! I also shed a few tears during the writing process… tears of pure emotion. Let Us was a story that came from deep in our hearts; we set it free into the world, like a leaf of lettuce blowing on the wind (random, non-specific analogy), and let it land gently on the faces of our readers. thank you… for accepting… the leaf. <3

anonymous asked:

What kind of boyfriend would each got7 member be?

Sorry for the long wait, anon! Here’s a little summary of each boy and what kind of boyfriend they’ll be. Enjoy! <3


Originally posted by jaesbum

Mark:

  • Honestly, the most chillest boyfriend ever.
  • He may be quiet at first when you both meet but once he gets to know you, he’ll talk more.
  • Hug and cuddles are the #1 thing this boy will do daily.
  • Even if you’re cooking, studying, or even just watching TV, he’ll want to cuddle every moment.
  • You two will also have so many random moments but it all turns into inside jokes you two share.
  • Also kisses from Mark Tuan??!?! THE MOST SWEETEST THING EVER!
  • You’ll melt in his kiss tbh.
  • Dates will be super chill and fun at the same time.
  • Jackson would most likely tag along just to annoy you both.
  • Not a big fan of PDA but huge when you two are alone.
  • Sex with Mark Tuan ahhaha uh… hot and sexy. HIS DEEP HOARSE VOICE WILL TURN YOU ON OKAY? okay.

Originally posted by defsouljb

Jaebum:

  • BOY I’M ALREADY GETTING HOT WHILE THINKING ABOUT THIS.
  • He’ll either be really cold or really sweet to you when you both meet.
  • But once he realizes you’re the one, he’ll definitely be a man and confess right away.
  • Back hugs and kisses on the cheek
  • damn… that boy will know how to treat you right.
  • He’ll spoil you left and right.
  • He’ll even act cute whenever you request for it. Just for you only.
  • PROTECTIVE AF, I’m telling you.
  • Have you seen the way he gets angry easily?
  • Damn son, he’ll beat anyone that touches you, even if it’s Jackson.
  • Dates with him will be sweet, like a walk in a park or ice skating.
  • Sex with Jaebum… well y’all know full well what that man can do. I’ll just let you imagine it. (dominate, rough and overall the best sex you’ll ever had. Hot damn i need holy water)

Originally posted by i-got7s

Jackson:

  • THIS BOY OMG. He’ll be so touchy but secretly inside, you’ll enjoy it.
  • He’ll made you cry out of laughter and literally be the person that you can joke around with all day.
  • He will tell you about his past, like fencing or his life as a trainee, and you basically remember every detail of each story because he’s told it to you many times.
  • He’ll be such a gentleman towards you.
  • He will spoil you.
  • BIG FAN OF PDA.
  • Kisses every second and hugs you all the time.
  • He’ll basically never let go of you because he’s touchy af.
  • Dates with him will be adventurous and fun.
  • It’ll be something memorable like skydiving or something.
  • Sex with Jackson… oh man..  Don’t even get me started… so many orgasm denials and sometimes can be rough in bed…
  • enough said

Originally posted by gotsolucky

Jinyoung:

  • You’ll be dating a man who’s a complete savage but also a sweetheart as well.
  • Just like Mark, he’ll need to know you before he’ll decide if he’ll confess.
  • This boy will be the death of you… seriously.
  • He’s sweet, caring and overall a traditional Korean boyfriend.
  • He’ll love to hold your hand, constantly keeping you by his side because he wants to show you off.
  • He’ll read you to sleep or even just read to you in general.
  • ACTOR PARK WILL READ HIS SCRIPTS TO YOU AND YOU’LL SLOWLY DIE INSIDE BECAUSE HE’S TOO GOOD
  • Dates with him will be sentimental, peaceful and fun.
  • He’s not a big fan of PDA but will kiss you just to make the other members jealous.
  • JUST IMAGINE GOING TO A MOVIE SCREENING WITH HIM. GOALS HONESTLY.
  • Sex with Jinyoung… boy he can be rough if you ask for it but will always be sweet and loving (unless you’re both thirsty af)

Originally posted by markjin

Youngjae:

  • THE LIL SUNSHINE OF THE GROUP. 
  • Dating him will be like dating a man that radiants happiness everywhere he goes. 
  • His laugh is music to your ears and his funny faces always kills you with laughter. 
  • He’ll be a caring and sweet boyfriend. 
  • You’re first meeting may be shy and awkward but he’ll warm up to you once he knows you better. 
  • OWNING A DOG WITH HIM BECAUSE MARK TOOK COCO AWAY. 
  • LONG WALKS WITH YOUR DOG AND HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH JUST YOU TWO. 
  • Him, constantly singing at the top of his lungs but you enjoy it so much that you sing along with him. 
  • Whines just to get your kisses. 
  • BACK HUGS WITH THIS BOY. 
  • PDA wouldn’t be that much be he’ll enjoy it. 
  • Sex with Youngjae… damn.. He’s too innocent but gurl he’ll make you feel so good if he wanted too. I JUST CAN’T. YOUNGJAE IS TOO PRECIOUS.

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

BamBam:

  • oh boy… you better be prepare to deal with this boy… 
  • He’s a major fashionista
  • Meaning he’ll go on shopping sprees with you, buy you expensive brands of clothing and even pick out your outfit
  • He will spoil you TO THE MAX because this boy claims to be rich af
  • HE WILL COOK FOR YOU 
  • Just imagine him in the kitchen while you walk up to him and give him a back hug  
  • So many dance parties in your living room which will mainly consist of dabbing 
  • Him, rapping to you in Thai, Korean and English (an attempt to)
  • He’s not the type of guy that will be into PDA but will kiss you in front of members
  • KISSES WITH BAMBAM ARE HOT BECAUSE BOY THOSE LIPS ARE EYE CANDY
  • “How do you know I’m not big?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Dates with him will be super sweet, fun and exciting because he knows how to have fun 
  • Sex with Bambam.. Oh boy… this boy can go from cute to hot in an instant… wild and sexy. 

Originally posted by busanplayboy

Yugyeom:

  • He’ll be really shy at first when meeting you 
  • After you give him your number, he’ll call you everyday and ask how was your day
  • He’ll be the sweetest boyfriend you’ll ever have
  • Like he’ll clean up the house, clean the dishes or even try to cook just for you
  • Watching him put on dance shows for you
  • “HIT THE STAGE!”
  • Him, teaching you how to dance so you two can dance together
  • KISSES WITH HIM OMG ASHDHSAHDJSHA
  • It wouldn’t be even a peck on the lips, it’ll be a full makeout
  • The only PDA he’ll do in public will hold your hands but boy… he’ll kiss you every time he’ll get the chance to in front of his members.
  • Dates with him with be thoughtful and meaningful. He’ll also make it really fun because you both like to be adventurous sometimes. 
  • Sex with Yugyeom… those dancing hips will make you feel so good… damn that boy can be rough and sweet at the same time. 

Anyways watch PD101 u won’t regret it😇😇😇
My faves for the moment are:
Lai Kuan Lin ( next generation visual right here)
Yoo seonho (have u seen how cute he is and how much he eats Omg)
Kang Daniel (srsly what can he not do???)
Kim taemin (OKAY BUT THIS BOY GETS ME CRYING W LAUGHTER LIKE THE RE-EVALUATION VIDEO POWER RANGER OMF FF)
Ong seungwoo (I’m Fantagio trash and he’s j perfection okai)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME UR FAVES AND TALK TO ME ABOUT PD101 CAUSE I’M ACTUALLY OBSESSED 💙💙💙

๐ŸŒผ better than you ๐ŸŒผ

*constantly bothers me but is a burden* *is jealous and useless* *analyzes everything i say and tries to hold on to an illusion of something that has never been real HENCE the fact that i use the word illusion* *is constantly reading my blog bc life’s hella dull for her* *constantly invading my privacy bc of her delusions* *goes to ppl asking if i lie constantly and looks like the authentic idiot she is bc i am honest af* *is a white american ass who doesn’t understand that i am honest* *has 1.5 brain cells* *is forgotten due to how annoying she is (tbh nobody wants to deal w such an annoying whore - there’s a term in spanish that means whore but it’s just dabomb.com which is CALIENTAPOLLAS* *constantly denigrates me and my husband and then sends indirects saying ‘omgggg i cry every minute why did u leave my needy and whiny ass waaaaah???’ Dude are u stupid LMFAO and btw that was a rhetoric question 😂* *is a waste of space* and pls who even cares about a random fan who left your ass an eternity ago…..people have fucking lost their minds. At some point i will leave half of my idols like i have done and will do bc that’s life and i want to give a listen to many bands. Clinginess is just one of the most disgusting things ever. What’s funny is that she goes to diviners (ppl that do not know me at all) asking about me (someone she doesn’t know at all) like it’s deeply embarrassing to even type this. So embarrassing that it hurts. The disgusting confessions of feelings and the constant yearning for something that has that never been there (delusional at its finest). The whole thing is just so embarrassing. Also asking a diviner aka someone you don’t know IF I AM SORRY FOR ‘WHAT I DID’…still don’t know what I did bc dragging your ass is not something to be sorry for….is just so over the top like i don’t know if some humans have the ability to constantly embarrass themselves or if they are THIS clueless. I am not sorry for you being stupid tbh and what is embarrassing is that a being that is than 10 years younger than you has to correct you and ask you to correct your behaviour like the only one that has to be sorry here is you. So constantly asking 'is she sorry for what she did?’ is the best way to waste your time bc i won’t ever be sorry. If you haven’t been raised properly, don’t have a set of values and ideals, you fuck whoever has a penis and a legs and are a whore for that, you cannot think straight or use your brain for once in life or are unable to make good decisions, as a sensible human being do not expect me to continue supporting your embarrassing ass. Like i wonder if your parents are ever OKAY with THE SHIT you do. It’s just so embarrassing to have been your fan bc everyone at school called you a whore and me, a 13 year old defended you when it’s who you are. Apart from being the #1 at being jealous, you cannot contain yourself when it comes to sex. And that super creepy interest you have in having sex with everyone is just so disgusting like this is a personal thing but know that some of your fans were 12 back then and…chill, slut….chill a little bit. Not everyone shares your enthusiasm for sucking too much dick. Although in the industry it’s v encouraged. Don’t even start w 'oh but she can do whatever she wants’ bc by the same token, i do whatever i want and if you don’t or aren’t able to be a correct or decent human being and SING bc that’s why you get paid for then RETIRE. By the same token, i can leave and never come back (aka do whatever i want). Like stop asking if i have ever loved you bc I have never loved you. In order to love you, first I have to accept you and then like you, which are the requirements to be part of my life and u bitch have the nerve to ask if i love you. Do you build houses starting from the foundation or nah? It seems like 'NAH’. But….like….i don’t even like you as a person so it’s hard that i will ever love you. It’s like a sequence. You cannot avoid going through point A and B and go to point C just because. God, people are so fucking stupid 😂 Then….I am not even gonna ask you to stop asking those questions bc I understand that I know better than that. Albert Einstein said that stupidity has no limits and you sre the CLEAR example. Can you ask a person to just respect you when they do not know what respect is? Let’s take into consideration how limited you are so yeah let’s start from scratch. I won’t ever like you but at least you could avoid making me and other ppl dislike you lmfao like it’s not even that hard. You think you are some sort of QUEEN and I SHOWED you that you are not. You, toddler, cried like a baby and I won. This is the first step towards wisdom: never underestimate someone because they will show you the beautiful pair of balls they have. Like I have courage and strength to win and I love that you NOW KNOW. You just do not disrespect me without being completely destroyed and damaged for life. For the bitches in the back, GET READY bc you are the next ones. And if i have ended this bitch…ending you will be the easiest thing i have ever done 😂😂😂😂 And to the few ones that have defended me by saying 'I just don’t believe any of the shit this bitch is saying about you’…I know who you are and I will gladly thank you publicly when the timing is right. You gotta be kind to the ppl who aren’t blinded by lies. It’s the least thing i can do. They said this in 2014 and someday I will get to thank them. The rest can get ready. When the sword cuts, it cuts v deeply. And when i damage someone I hate, the BIG smile on my face shows the amount of satisfaction it brings to me. For once, I won’t be the bigger person, I will give you what you’ve given me back. I can promise you that it will hurt. The only person who has saved himself from this pain is John Mayer. He is a lucky son of a bitch but I will treat him as I please. I won’t be nice but I won’t always be mean. I will be super sarcastic so if he’s smart he’ll understand that he got played and was v blinded by love. It happens dude. But don’t be so dumb next time. If there’s a next time, you won’t come out alive from this one. You are blessed bc i like your music. The next time I won’t BE NICE 👌😫 I don’t like human beings so be thankful if i ever show 0.001% of kindness to you. And don’t piss me off for your own good. The consequences are devastating 😂 The majority of y'all have understood that i am in no way joking. I know where to hit so yeah. That’s real intelligence. Always better than you 😚

With no kind regards and to all my enemies,
Charlotte xoxo

anonymous asked:

delena fan:"Yes technically DE got endgame but it lacked any real emotion that DE was legendary for"...ZAL!! I'm screaming! 'real emotion that DE was legendary for'.. What? When? Where? How? LMAO THIS is why delena fans are delusional...They are living in their own fantasy world. The only emotions de had were angry with each other (fighting/break ups) and lust (sex) those are the only emotions and they certainly weren't 'legendary'. Saw this on twitter and had to share the laughter ;)

I don’t even think they did lust and anger well, they were always so muted. Like this was supposed to be OMG TENSION

and it just looks uncomfortable.

This is supposed to be anger:

and I’m like, I guess? Like they were supposed to be a ship where they felt emotions deeply and recklessly and I never got that because that was Stelena.

Like over-the-top ugly crying doesn’t mean they had real emotion.

I actually did make them cry oops
  • Outer me: tells friend to watch next to normal.
  • Inner me: omg you're gonna make them cry like you did
  • Outer me: evil laughter into the distance.

so apparently my friend added some salt to the water in the common kettle for the whole internat and my ex friend made himself a tea with salty water, I’m fucking crying my eyes out of laughter

that was SALTY

thecookiemonster77 replied to your post “On the Obi Wan distraction thing, my mind immediately went to people…”

I’m crying actual tears of laughter omg. Tbh I see Obi-Wan as a rather calm and determined (icy determination??) fighter so he faces down large armies without blinking an eye but the minute smth smol and squishy that uses cuteness as a weapon comes within three feet of him he’s frantically backpedaling and yelling “Ani h E L P”

Anakin comes running up thinking the world is ending or something, but nope, it’s just a kitten.

“Master, it’s just a kitten,” he says, trying and failing not to snicker.

“Yes,” says Obi-Wan severely, “but it’s mewling at me. What does it want?”

“Aw, she just likes you, that’s all,” Anakin says, stooping to pick up the cat. It looks absolutely tiny in the crook of his arm, and the blasted thing starts purring immediately.

“Aw,” says Anakin, scratching at its ears, “you’re a sweet little thing, yes you are, yes you are.”

Obi-Wan watches in horrified fascination as his tall, black-cloaked, and (Anakin will insist) extremely dangerous padawan dissolves into cooing, sickeningly sweet baby talk. The damn cat just goes on purring.

anonymous asked:

Maybe Emmerdale's just trying to hurt every single character on the show in the space of a couple of months so we can have a care-free summer full of sunshine and ice cream and laughter (pls iain). You are so right about Marlon and Bob both crying in a week, that was the most brutal shit ever. The only versions of Bob Hope i accept are Singing Bob Hope, Stripping Bob Hope, Cuddly Bob Hope, Forehead Kissing Bob Hope, Bartender Bob Hope. That it. No sad Bob ok he's the only pure one left

omg a happy summer full of joy and laughter. what a blessing i would be fine with this no more sad songs.mp3

we’re gonna need it after the ashley storyline because honestly every second of it is just brutal at this point

also bartender bob hope continues to be the most important and vital of all bob hopes and im still waiting for him to make his triumphant return (especially given the extreme 👏🏼 lack 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 woolpack 👏🏼 bar staff 👏🏼 right now 👏🏼)

afuckingshipper  asked:

Okay but imagine, it's halloween and Nico and Hazel show Hades their costumes, they are Pain and Panic from Disney Hercules. Nico pulls out a lighter above Hades head. Hades is so done. Persephone takes pictures.

OMG yesh!

Hazel and Nico dressed up in Pain’s/Panic’s demon costumes with the little horns and tails! When Hades yells, “How many times must i tell you to never mention that movie?!” And Nico and Hazel bows, fake crying “WE ARE WORMS!! WORTHLESS WORMS!” And Persephone making side comments “at least you are in the movie, you should…” she and the hades babies make snickering glances before they all say together- “LIGHTEN UP!”
And Hades is just sighing from his throne while they all roll in laughter.

qveenbradbury  asked:

i saw the 'ARE Y'ALL STONED' thing on destieldrabblesdaily and was intrigued so i looked at the tags and was like 'angst with a happy ending, miscommunication, fluff, all the things i like i'm going to read this' and then i end up reading it on the school bus and i was near crying with laughter and i'm so glad no one asked me what i was reading or looked at my phone screen omg

Aw thank you!!!!!! I’m glad you liked it so much :) Emily and I worked very hard on it and we’d emailed back and forth about the topic for quite a while when we first started talking. 

Glad that you enjoyed the humor in our extremely serious fic.