i was bored so i made it

Once when I had to go to summer camp, I was forced to participate in a mandatory cooking contest. I was like 3 years older than the second oldest kid and was annoyed and bored all week so I was like

u know what I’ll bake you a fuckin cake.

So I got my sib and a kid who thought I was cool to be on my team and under my leadership we made a salt cake. I’m talking like 3 cups of salt, that shit was inedible. your brain would make you spit it out before you registered what you put in your mouth.

after it came out of the oven we decorated it nicely. It looked like a normal cake. When it was time to judge it we were cracking up, so the judges were like “seems sketchy but how bad can it be” so they all took spoonfuls that were an entire mouthful size

the judges were sitting on picnic table near the beach and 2 out of 3 of them turned around and immediately spit the cake into the ocean (probably raising the saltiness of that beach.) the 3rd judge spat it out into his napkin.

they then grabbed the previous entry and started shoving it in their mouths to get rid of the taste.

we did not win the contest but i definitely felt like I won

a few years later i was a camp counselor and I brought in a cake for the kids to try.

Anyway, I think Taako would do that.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: ok but in doctor who series 10 episode 2 'smile' the doctor looked so good like i'm not completely sure if it was the lighting or the costume department or hair & makeup that was responsible entirely and i'm not saying that peter capaldi isn't a very beautiful man in any case but in this episode particularly he looked practically picturesque and i'm not sure what to do with this evidence other than rewatch this ep until i get bored of it which is never and reblog every gifset made of it until i find a reasonable explanation

ok i love music so much but do you know whats s o annoying to me to the point where its infuriating?? how literally evERY popular pop song (is that redundant??) at the top of the charts is either about romance or sex in some way. iTS SO UNCREATIVE AND ANNOYING THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE CAN GET IN THAT MANY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS SO QUICKLY AND WRITE SONGS ABOUT IT EVERY TIME
and even if they do?? its so b o r i n g and this isnt even bc im a lesbian and all the songs are about het relationships?? its just uncreative and its like every single song is about the same boring feelings like “hey girl/boy i like you ur hot blah blaah blah i saw you from across the room and u made my heart stop blah blah blah i wanna dance with u tonight” also insert something about being in a club and dancing or w/e bUT EVERY SONG IS ABOUT THE SAME SHIT ITS BORING and can ruin good songs for me tbh

i made a food blog. i really fuckin love cooking and i do it all the time, and it could be fun to just post what i make (thanks asucandy 4 the idea <3). it’ll be good for me for tracking what i’m eating, and it could be useful to people?? who want??? some ideas of easy food to cook ???? if they think i’m an acceptable authority to learn from????? i’ll ideally be updating it whenever i cook, so for a while, that’ll be once a day

the blog as of yet won’t be like, a fun exploratory leap into my personal history told through food metaphors like a lot of blogs i read. it’ll just be ingredients, directions, and notes to myself for how i could improve next time (me: using my creative writing degree to write minimalist imperatives)

anyways it’s basic-maslow.tumblr.com 

i’ve seen so much criticism of thirteen reasons why and i’ve also seen so many glowing five-star reviews praising it for its narrative maturity so i was like, okay, i should give it a try and form my own opinion, and i made it eight boring-ass minutes in before the lead boy used the words “han solo” in a sentence and the lead girl replied, “woooooooooow, you’re a real nerd aren’t you? :) i like it” and i just. have never smacked the back arrow so fast in my life.

soft emoji asks

💗  - if you could choose, which time period would you live in? why?

🌿  - what place do you wish you where right now? why?

💫  - what’s the feeling of one emotion that you’ve never been able to label?

🌷  - what are some physical traits you are attracted to?

💐  - what are some personality traits you are attracted to?

📺  - describe a picture you’ve had in your head and wanted to take. 

👼🏼  - what is your ideal friend like?

🌙  - are you more nostalgic or foward-looking? or are you neither?

☁️  - what colour does one of your idols remind you of?

💞  - what does love feel like to you?

🍃  - what’s one thing that you regret never saying?

🐰  - what’s one of your favourite childhood memories?

 - what normally happens in your dreams?

☕️  - who makes you feel warm and cozy?

🌟  - who’s a character that you relate a lot to? why?

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FanFic Ask Game

A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

C: What member do you identify with most?

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

H: How would you describe your style?

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Y: A character you want to protect.

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?