Once when I had to go to summer camp, I was forced to participate in a mandatory cooking contest. I was like 3 years older than the second oldest kid and was annoyed and bored all week so I was like
u know what I’ll bake you a fuckin cake.
So I got my sib and a kid who thought I was cool to be on my team and under my leadership we made a salt cake. I’m talking like 3 cups of salt, that shit was inedible. your brain would make you spit it out before you registered what you put in your mouth.
after it came out of the oven we decorated it nicely. It looked like a normal cake. When it was time to judge it we were cracking up, so the judges were like “seems sketchy but how bad can it be” so they all took spoonfuls that were an entire mouthful size
the judges were sitting on picnic table near the beach and 2 out of 3 of them turned around and immediately spit the cake into the ocean (probably raising the saltiness of that beach.) the 3rd judge spat it out into his napkin.
they then grabbed the previous entry and started shoving it in their mouths to get rid of the taste.
we did not win the contest but i definitely felt like I won
a few years later i was a camp counselor and I brought in a cake for the kids to try.
Anyway, I think Taako would do that.