-lay humping the floor but being stopped by his mom aka suho
-’oh shit’ by Park Chanyeol
-chen’s vocal range
-xiumin’s high note
-EXO-K ‘history’ dance practice video
-depressing christmas songs all the time
-lay owning SM after being the only chinese member left
-specifically the 2013 one
-’my lady’ live performance
-sekai dancing on water
-’artificial love’ performance
-’open arms’ cover
-chanyeol’s rap on ‘lightsaber’ and ‘overdose’
-teasers featuring 75% by kai
-new abs all the time
-lay’s solo debut album breaking guiness world records
-kai’s ‘deep breath’ solo stage
-EXO-K singing in spanish
-EXO next door
-heart attack VCR
-EXO as little chickens on ‘happy camp’
-blow it like a flute
-everyone just wants xiumin to talk
-baekhyun’s high note in ‘el dorado’
-tree of life
-everyone teasing suho
-they’re really random
-chanyeol is the most multitalented person ever
-lay + butts
-EXO-M ‘two moons’ dream kpop fantasy concert performance
-tao + martial arts
-the video they imitate animals
-breaking every record ever
-’when the skies and the grounds were one legends through there twelve forces nurtured the tree of life. an eye of red forces created the evil which covered the heart of tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. to intent an embrace for heart of tree of life, the legends hereby divide the tree in half and hide each side hence time is overturned and space turns askew. the twelve forces divide into two and create two suns that look alike, into two worlds that seem alike. the legends travel apart. the legends shall now see the same sky but shall stand on different grounds, shall stand on the same ground but shall see different skies.the day the grounds begin a single fault before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the legends will greet each other.the day the red forces purify and twelve forces reunite into one perfect root - a new world shall open up’
|| I’m probably the only person (or not) that hate the headcanon of Orc!Maedhros, but I find it terribly boring :/ For the old concept bad=ugly, (because obviously Maedhros did “not ethically things” and so he was bad, for some people in the fandom *yahwn* ), meanwhile, it is very fascinating the idea that Maedhros, aka The Hot Ginger™ (as his name means), presumibly one of the most fair of the Noldor, is the guy who leads both the Kinslaying of Doriath and of Sirion … it is interesting precisely because it broke the concept kalos kaiagathos (who means that who is beauty is also good) [even if I can’t consider Maedhros a “bad guy”, he’s too complex for this]. But the fandom prefers clichès and stereotypes, so ok, good for yours, but I actually don’t like this, particularly because the idea “beauty=good” in Tolkienverse is disconfirmed several times, for example Sauron had fair appearence both with Celebrimbor and in Numenor, or Maeglin, who looks fair and finished for betraying Gondolin (even if Maeglin too can’t be definited exactly an “evil” character)
Okay, I’ve been really inactive lately because university is destroying my life and since Easter is in the upcoming Sunday, might as well do this request (although Japanese people don’t celebrate Easter)
Ruki: paints the Easter eggs with skulls, crosses, naked dead ladies and zombie Koron (also dressed Koron into a bunny costume)
Uruha: prepares an Easter egg hunting game with Reita
Aoi: for some reason, they decided to celebrate Easter at his place - tries to figure out how the hell did they reach to that decision while being the most suburban dad ever: sitting on the couch and watching TV with beer
Reita: hides the chocolate Easter eggs in the most ridiculous places like in Aoi’s underwear drawer,somebody’s slippers, in the pot of a house plant
doesn’t care about Ruki’s designed painted eggs, just eats them all
suho: *answers phone* hello? *sips on his coconut while relaxing in the shade*
hotel staff: is this kim junmyeon?
suho:…yes? is something wrong?
hotel staff: oh it’s nothing really sir it’s just that your sons having been eating a lot at the snack bar-
suho: wait…my sons??
hotel staff: uh yes? a tall fit red head, a tall skinny man with wide shoulders, a tan man that looks like he just woke up, and a short man with brown hair? and they seem to have dragged a reluctant little man with short black hair here too
suho: oh my god that’s- *brings hand to heart* i’m touched my members actually…*tears up*
hotel staff: ok but sir-
suho: i mean i always thought that maybe one day there was a chance they would look at me as a father figure and now finally the day has come
hotel staff: that’s nice but sir-
suho: ah yes sorry, what did my sons want?
hotel staff: they told me to put all the food and drinks on your card since you are their dad so the total cost comes to about two thousand seven hundre-
A/N: I got bored and found this gif. I bet you a like it’s not even moving
You bent down to grab something, you were wearing yoga shorts since you were washing all your pants. You turned around, catching that your boyfriend, Robbie, was staring at you. He had a little friend with him.
“Robbie, your best friend came to visit!” You smirked, pointing to his pants.
“Shit,” he cursed under his breath, fixing himself with his face completely flushed.
Having fun in a land where time stand still is something kind of… subjective. Everyone have their own way to kill time. I’ve also been looking for ways to spend my free time but none of them works for me. I’m bored and so alone… I have no one to talk to. I tried talking to the lost boys but none of them are fun to be with.
Also, I never had a proper boyfriend. I’ve read stories that made love seem kind of fun. Maybe I can try to kill time working on a relationship with someone… Question is; who.
Truth is, I’ve always had a crush on Peter, but he never notices me. Last time I tried to flirt with him, he thought I was having something in my eye that was bothering me, when actually I was winking at him.
If I want this to happen, I have to try it with someone who gets me. Someone nice, handsome, but badass… That’s clearly my type of guy.”
I interrupted my writing just to take a look around me. Everyone was dancing and enjoying the wonderful night in front of the wood fire. Everyone but Pan and Felix, of course. They were sitting on a tree trunk, without talking not even to each other. I found that as a perfect time to spend it with Peter, but he’d glare at me disgusted and leave. So then, as I looked next to Pan, everything made sence.
Felix was glaring at me, with a smile on his face.
I thought about it internally for a few minutes and I got to the conclusion that he was perfect for a relationship.
He was nice, good looking, and also that scar gave him a look of badass.
I stood up and approched him.
- (Y/N), hey, what brings you here? - Said the guy with the scar.
- I saw you here all by yourself and thought about talking to you. Is there a problem? I can leave if that’s what- He interrupted me.
- No! Please, have a sit.
After that, Felix and I started talking. But the truth was that, although I found Felix attractive and nice, I only had eyes for Peter.
Sometimes, as the night went through, I found Pan glaring at me, sitting next to Felix.
The days have passed and my relationship with Felix was getting stronger. I spent 4 days without thinking about Peter, and let me tell you that was PROGRESS. Seriously.
I was walking with Felix, holding hands, when we heard a loud noise coming from the distance. Little by little, we could managed to see Pan walking angrily up to us.
- I told you holding hands is something I won’t allow in my land. You want to play the boyfriend, perfect! But not in my land, Felix.
- Pan, we were just…
- You thought I was joking when I told you not to do that? Do I look like a clown to you now? - Peter pushed him a little bit.
- No, that wasn’t what I meant, Pan. - The anger on Pan’s eyes was obvious.
- If I see you two holding hands again, I’ll make you regret it. I told you I’ve no compassion. Don’t force me to do something to you.
- But it’s just holding hands, Peter. - I added. - It’s unfair. - He turned around to glare at me.
- What? You think life is fair? Sometimes things that you find the more important are taken away from you under your nose. - He glared at Felix, and then back at me.- And it’s up to you to do something about it.
- Well that’s not easy if you have someone threatening your life.
- Poor thing. I guess you’ll have to deal with it. - He turned around and started walking.
- Why do you care, Peter?
And as a blink of an eye I appeared with him, facing a waterfall at the other extreme of the land. He turned around and approched me. Out of no where, he kissed me and, afterwards he said:
- I can’t stand watching the girl I love being taken away from me.