i had to pick up a girl from the psychiatry today and in the car she was like “sooo i made out with a guy there….” and i prepared myself for the most boring drive ever BUT THEN
her: “remember the hot girl - i’m allowed to say that! i’m bisexual - that i told you about?”
her: “well we made out in front of her boyfriend because he was like ‘it’s only cheating if it’s with a guy’. and there are three pansexuals and trans people in my ward!”
what kinda paradise–?