Bon’s Midnight Screechings: 3x06 ‘A Malcolm’ (4 of ?)
- The return of Claire’s voiceover was a bit jarring
- BUT totally worth it for the slow burn and showing that it was just like the wedding (where they chatted about Jamie’s family tree and giggled and drank for hours) rather than leaping right into bed.
- However, God be praised, the leap at last was taken
Jamie: Will ye…. will come to bed wi’ me, then?
Claire and All of us:
- The unshed tears in both their eyes
- The MUSIC!!
- Their sweet, shy, lovely smiles. Acknowledging the fear and the newness but so bloody HAPPY
- I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE CLAIRE’S HAIR FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD. SUCH BOUNCE!!! SUCH CURL!!! and i love that it’s short!!!
- MORE AMAZING SWEET SMILES GUYS WE”RE BEING SO WELL FED
- ZIPPER!! ((I headcanon that at a later date, Jamie goes crazy zipping it up and down for fun. Perhaps with a joyful WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
- Oh Balfe…. them tittehs tho…. They really do look more full than previous seasons!!
- Claire covering herself up was wonderful as was jamie’s reaction
- “I want to see you” — I LOVE THE DELIVERY OF THIS LINE. That tone that means HEY GUESS WHAT I WANT YOU REAL BAD
“Do you want me now?
THIS BLOG IS EXPERIENCING EXTREME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
THIS BLOG MAY NEED TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER BEFORE PROCEEDING WITH THE EPISODE
I may have IMMEDIATELY skipped back to watch that line again even on the first watch.
- I LOVE THAT THEY IMMEDIATELY BONKED HEADS!!!!
- AND HE KISSES HER WEE NOSE!!!! THAT’S THS CUTEST FUCKING THING I”VE EVER SEEN AND OMGGGGGGG SOMEONE SEDATE ME!!!!!!
- AND MORE SILLINESS AND AWKWARDNESS AND IT”S SO TRUE AND WONDERFUL
- AND THEN THE FUCKING HOTTEST KISSING ON EARTH. SHIT BROS
DO IT NOW AND DON”T BE GENTLE
Me: (Tremulously) hhhhhhOT.
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE CLAIRE HAS
(to our knowledge) GOTTEN OFF WITH ANOTHER HUMAN AND OH MY GOD I”M SO HAPPY FOR HERRRRRRRRRRR
“GIVE ME YOUR MOUTH, SASSENACH”
FOR REAL , THOUGH
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