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Bon’s Midnight Screechings: 3x06 ‘A Malcolm’ (4 of ?)
  • The return of Claire’s voiceover was a bit jarring
  • BUT totally worth it for the slow burn and showing that it was just like the wedding (where they chatted about Jamie’s family tree and giggled and drank for hours) rather than leaping right into bed. 
  • However, God be praised, the leap at last was taken

Jamie: Will ye…. will come to bed wi’ me, then? 

Claire and All of us: 

Originally posted by quandtaspasdeviesociale

UNDRESSING PORN

SO 

MUCH

OF 

THIS 

DEROBING 

ECSTASY

  • The unshed tears in both their eyes
  • The MUSIC!! 
  • Their sweet, shy, lovely smiles. Acknowledging the fear and the newness but so bloody HAPPY and AROUSEd
  • I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE CLAIRE’S HAIR FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD. SUCH BOUNCE!!! SUCH CURL!!! and i love that it’s short!!!
  • MORE AMAZING SWEET SMILES GUYS WE”RE BEING SO WELL FED 
  • ZIPPER!! ((I headcanon that at a later date, Jamie goes crazy zipping it up and down for fun. Perhaps with a joyful WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
  • Oh Balfe…. them tittehs tho…. They really do look more full than previous seasons!! 
  • Claire covering herself up was wonderful as was jamie’s reaction
  • “I want to see you” — I LOVE THE DELIVERY OF THIS LINE. That tone that means HEY GUESS WHAT I  WANT YOU REAL BAD


“Do you want me now? 


>>>>>>“Oh—God—yes—” <<<<<<<

THIS BLOG IS EXPERIENCING EXTREME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
WITH BREATHING
AND
UM
********OTHER THINGS*******

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THIS BLOG MAY NEED TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER BEFORE PROCEEDING WITH THE EPISODE


I may have IMMEDIATELY skipped back to watch that line again even on the first watch. 

DEARHOLYGODMYLOINS


ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • I LOVE THAT THEY IMMEDIATELY BONKED HEADS!!!!
  • AND HE KISSES HER WEE NOSE!!!! THAT’S THS CUTEST FUCKING THING I”VE EVER SEEN AND OMGGGGGGG SOMEONE SEDATE ME!!!!!!
  • AND MORE SILLINESS AND AWKWARDNESS AND IT”S SO TRUE AND WONDERFUL 
  • AND THEN THE FUCKING HOTTEST KISSING ON EARTH. SHIT BROS


DO IT NOW AND DON”T BE GENTLE

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Me: (Tremulously) hhhhhhOT

IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE CLAIRE HAS (to our knowledge) GOTTEN OFF WITH ANOTHER HUMAN AND OH MY GOD I”M SO HAPPY FOR HERRRRRRRRRRR 

Originally posted by ultraselfdeprecatingnarcissist


“GIVE ME YOUR MOUTH, SASSENACH”

“OH GOD—CLAIRE—” 

TECHNICALLY
DIFFICULT
TO 
EXIST 
RIGHT 
NOW

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FOR REAL , THOUGH

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WONDER WOMAN (2017) SENTENCE MEME

  • i used to want to save the world.
  • what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.
  • i learned this the hard way. 
  • and now, i will never be the same.
  • where are you going?
  • a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt. 
  • what if i promise to be careful?
  • fighting does not make you a hero. 
  • war is nothing to hope for. 
  • can i see it?
  • it’s beautiful. 
  • you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with. 
  • you keep doubting yourself. 
  • you are stronger than you believe. 
  • are you hurt?
  • i love her as you do.
  • you’re a man. 
  • don’t i look like one?
  • men are easily corrupted. 
  • is it true you saved his life?
  • you let this little thing tell you what to do?
  • you can either do nothing, or you can do something.
  • i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
  • who will i be if i stay?
  • it’s hideous. 
  • a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 
  • you’ve got to put down the sword. 
  • is there anything else you want to show me?
  • this is a terrible idea. 
  • who gets paid for honour?
  • i am both frightened and aroused. 
  • you should be very proud. 
  • everyone is fighting their own battles.
  • i may as well teach you how to dance. 
  • they call us heroes. 
  • i don’t drink.
  • we work well together.
  • now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere. 
  • you know nothing of the gods. 
  • what i do is not up to you. 
  • you don’t believe me. 
  • what are you?
  • why are they still fighting?
  • they don’t deserve our help. 
  • we’re all to blame. 
  • it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.
  • i believe in love. 
  • i am not your enemy.  
  • i wish we had more time. 
  • i love you. 
  • you can save the world. 
  • only love can truly save the world. 

Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

blew me away with its complex characters and relationships, and it’s loving, thoughtful portrayal of poly & queer relationships, kink, and unconventional families. Slow build romance! Some angst and internalized shame that get thoughtfully handled! Deeply imperfect but sympathetic characters! A relationship I was super invested in! The dramatic origins of Wonder Woman’s truth lasso! :D

It’s so good – and so sexy and emotionally intimate during a couple scenes that I was glad I was sitting between two people I adore and didn’t mind knowing I was aroused.

I read an awesome review that I may post excerpts from later… About to get on a plane to head home after too many weeks away.

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This is no man’s land, Diana! It means no man can cross it, alright? This battalion has been here for nearly a year and they’ve barely gained an inch. All right? Because on the other side there are a bunch of Germans pointing machine guns at every square inch of this place. This is not something you can cross. It’s not possible.

Imagine:

Secretly dating Tom, and one day, you are both booked to appear on “The Graham Norton Show” and you freak out but he tells you that he will pretend like he has never met you. On the show, Graham asks about you and a co-star getting flirty, all in fun but Tom is having none of it and discreetly runs a hand down your back moving closer to you remind you that you are his.

{ By: Anon } 

keith has a huge collection of knives

the day he lets Lance touch them is the happiest in Lance’s life since they starting dating, cause Keith annihilates anyone who touches his knives

Lance secretly learns everything about knife care, buys special stuff for polishing

Keith legit tears up when Lance shows him a perfectly polished knife with a shy smile on his face

they kiss for three hours straight

bonus: Pidge calls Keith gross for including knife care in their foreplay

BTS Reaction - You wearing his boxers

He didn’t know if he found you adorable or sexy..

Namjoon

As clumsy as Namjoon was he had thrown the freshly washed new boxers he bought anywhere in his room. He crouched down the floor, a hand covering his eyes while calling out: “Why me?!” To his words you rushed to his room, seeing Namjoon’s mess of a room. “Babygirl, have you seen-” Standing close to his kneeling body he saw the culprit taking his new boxers. The atmosphere changing as his big hand shot forward, he pulled you by your legs into him, your core meeting his face. “I guess I can take these off?, he would shove his fingers into the hem, slowly pulling them down to take back what he was looking for.

Jin

“Pink and checkered?”, it was Hoseok who asked after Jin desperately tried to accuse him as the one taking his boxers from time to time. “You always have them, man, give them back”, he was annoyed as the oldest having a hard time dealing with the kids, but his younger friend only gestured to you who bent down to lift your phone off the ground, seeing the familiar pattern peaking out of your jeans. Jin then would walk to you, grabbing you by the hips to shove your ass into his core. “You better take them off, y/n.”

Hoseok

Of course he would lend you his boxer when you stayed over, what else would be comfortable after a good fuck? You dressed into them, hidden under the blanket as Hoseok went to get you water. As he came back you surprised him with his own undies on you, his smile bright, but laced with arousal. “I know whose these are, babe. All”, he would drop the glass on his nightstand, “of this”, then pull you close, his hand stroking over the material of his boxers, touching your still sensitive spot, “is mine, isn’t it?”, taking them off of you whereas his dick grew in his sweatpants for a second round, the sight a major turn on for him.

Yoongi

“Yoongi? I’m thirsty”, you tried to wake the sleeping guy next to you to get you something to drink, but he would just groan and turn around to ignore you wherefore you stood up yourself, grumbling looking for your clothes, but instead snatched his boxers and shirt. Down in the kitchen you took your time, suddenly feeling a pair of hands surrounding you. “I didn’t know that my boxers look that hot on your round ass, baby”, Yoongi’s voice was raspy and dark, his hands warm as they hit your ass, massaging your flesh over the material. “You better take them off right now..”

Jimin

Jimin would give you everything he had to offer, even his underwear hence he wasn’t mad as he caught you on the couch laying in nothing more than his boxers and a shirt. He found you adorable, sprawled across the couch with a bag of chips in your hands. “I’m home, princess”, he would smile at you as you tried to stand up, tripping over the table and showing off his boxers in another way, face down, ass up. Hissing he rushed to you, his hands stroking over his own undies on you, strangely turning him on. “Are you okay, princess?”, he would assure you were okay ere he would start to grin, taking in the view and giving you a playful hit on the ass. “Why is that turning me on?”

Taehyung

A lazy sunday was the best to relax, you in his arms, wearing his boxers after a hot session on the couch this morning. You looked utterly cute in the wide shorts, your messy hair with a bright red hickey covering your neck. Then you asked him to let you free to get your phone, dancing light-footed down the hall, his eyes focused on the way your hips swung from side to side, turning him on that you had his boxers on. “B-baby, wait for me”, pictures formed in his head, his lips licking as he followed you, pushing you down the bed the moment he got hold of your body.

Jungkook

Taking a shower forgetting your own clothes, you decided to take Jungkook’s prepared boxers for himself, pulling them over your ass before walking in his room to get your own things. “You can go now”, you would look for your clothes without even looking at your boyfriend, silence greeting you. “Is every-”, Jungkook stared at you, his shock at what you were wearing plastered on his face. “Are those mine?”, nodding you would smile at him, seeing something big poking at the material of his jeans. “Shower can wait, come here.”

anonymous asked:

#DO THEY GET OFF KNOWING THEY'RE BOTH SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR OWN RIGHT? your tags. can someone write this fic?

I’d LOVE to read a fic of them just- satisfying their power and professionalism kinks because you know they both have it. Example:

Magnus: “Mr. Lightwood, Congratulations on being the Head of the Institute. How does it feel to be the man on top?”

Alec: “I love it. But not as much as I love having the High Warlock of Brooklyn under me and begging for it.”

Why else would he look this smug and aroused?

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LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN VAMPIRE IN HIS DUNGEON

Thoughts on Wonder Woman that literally nobody asked for:

  • I loved the little girl and her face and everything she stands for omggg
  • That scene?? where antiope trains teenage diana?? and hippolyta enters all furious?? and these ~50~ year old sisters just fight and make up and agree?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP MATE OHMYGOD
  • Okay but as brutal as it was to watch antiope die, for me it was actually worse to watch the beginning- where the bullet flies for the first time, and strikes an amazon who’s jumping behind diana- and diana realizes the true horror of what’s happening. 
    • Like to see the effects of war on this paradise island
    • was
    • heartbreaking
  • steve’s scene in those pools. I AM JUST——- [insert incoherent mumbling/sobbing/shrieking here]
  • Diana is innocent and shining and beautiful. I would totally die for her. She will make Steve believe in Ares with the strength of her own belief. That boat scene slayed me a thousand times over.
  • Coughs and slides into a puddle on the floor about diana saying, “baby” bc i have never seen such pureness EVAH it turned my skin clearer than a fucking transparent sheet of plastic.
  • SAMEER
  • LET ME SAY IT AGAIN: SAMEER.
    • “I AM NOT THE RIGHT COLOR.”
    • just rip my heart out you little ball of wool and wanting and teeth, just tear it out, ohmygodddd
  • Also, ummmm, that scene. Right before Diana gets ice cream. bc there were sikh soldiers and SO MANY soldiers of color and I did not expect that but I was so glad to see them.
  • I- as much as I understand why steve and diana shared that night- didn’t really like it all that much. Honesttogod would’ve liked it better if they’d kissed on the tarmac. 
    • That said, the scene was shot. so. well. 
    • all dark and intimate and silent. PERFECTION.
    • Apologies to gifmakers though that scene must still be causing y’all nightmares lmao
  • “What I do is not up to you.”
  • ALSO ALSO ALSO: that scene where diana rides off with the horse- after the village- it was such a parallel to the scene in the beginning, where she’s a little girl and in the perfect world and everything is sunlit and bright and golden; but now diana’s raging and armored and fierce as any goddess, in a darker world; tired, and still, despite it all, lovely.
  • (Apparently if diana looks up and closes her eyes and thinks she’s at peace, everything will just become worse. This happens twice, jfc.)
  • “Maybe it’s not what you deserve.” 
  • “Maybe I don’t deserve it.”
    • Listen, I am many things but I am such a sucker for the way Steve Trevor doesn’t pin his hopes on Diana and walks away from her on that tower- he loves her; he does, but there’s no time for Diana’s crisis of faith here. And Steve tries to bring her back to him, but when she refuses- he has to go. He walks away. And he doesn’t hold it against her, because she’s from another world and another culture, but he doesn’t coddle her about it either.
    • And then Diana fights back and she fights forwards and Steve has faith in her even after all of it.
  • Diana knows paradise, okay? She knows paradise, she’s lived there for centuries. And Ares shows her this paradise and shows her what he plans and shows her what could be-
  • And Diana closes her eyes. Diana imagines.
  • And then Diana says, “I could never be a part of that.” and gives up her vision of paradise in favor of reality 
  • There was a meta talking about Diana wielding a sword and how it was the antithesis to her character bc it’s a masculine weapon and I’d just like to say that I went into this movie expecting to hate it and then that sword got fucking DESTROYED and it was such a cathartic moment
  • Chief and Sameer and Charlie resigning themselves to death. Together. Knowing there is no way out; deciding, eyes wide and open and hands clenched tight- they were shadows at the end, lit against flame, visible only through their silhouettes- and they just ripped up my heart into a thousand pieces I hate them all so much.
  • Chris Pine’s eyes have never been bluer than when he points a gun back at a cargo of bombs and swallows. He looked so young; looked so afraid; but he kept those blue eyes open and pulled that trigger and idk man but he is the son of my heart and I will never let him go, like ughhhh.
  • But tbph that scene where Isabel Maru’s mask rips off- was just. so- poignant.
    • beneath the plastic; beneath the half-human half-machine monstrosity that is isabel’s face; beneath this person who is a villain in the purest sense of the word- 
    • there is a scar.
    • there is fear, and loss, and just- mortality. 
    • And Diana sees, even in the depths of a grief deeper than anything she’s ever known, and she chooses not to kill Isabel. 
  • Diana chooses to kill Ares with his own power, which was an amazing choice. Also that scene where she fights him with the lasso on the rooftop? I will never get over it. NEVER.

So, like, this movie is fucking iconic and also fucking amazing and I am fucking ended ohmygod.