Friday 16.12.16 at 2.42pm
Translation by myself (and Google Translate)
Chat : “Person who solicits cat prostitutes and his friends” (Isak, Jonas, Mahdi, Magnus)
Magnus: I have the world’s best idea for a business. Invest some money?
Jonas: I have absolutely no money
Magnus: boys, you’ll want to find some cash when I launch.
Magnus: *drum roll*……
Magnus: TUBEWATCHER! an app that watches youtube videos for you
Magnus: think of all the time saved!
Isak: I would’ve called NAV* already if I were you, mags
Isak: But are you coming tonight?
Magnus: To what
Isak: party at my place with the kose** group
Magnus: Hahahah. I never know if you’re messing around when you’re talking about that stuff.
Mahdi: I don’t know
Jonas: Like, it’s Friday
Isak: Ait, talk to you never, I have a party to organize
Isak: Vilde’s coming
Magnus: ok. done
* NAV is the Norwegian Labour and Welfare Administration, the public welfare agency, administering programs such as unemployment benefits, pensions, child benefits and more.
** Kose describes the feeling of warmth and love one gets from spending time with friends.