Seventeen as my Thanksgiving
Note: These are all things that my family did/said today. If you can’t tell by now, my family is an entire mess.
Seungcheol: I didn’t raise you for 17 years for you to have weak comebacks.
Jeonghan: We all know I’m the prettiest in this family, so why are we even talking about this?
Joshua: Do y'all wanna see some memes?
Jihoon: SAY IT TO MY FACE. I DON’T CARE IF YOU GOTTA BEND DOWN TO DO IT, SAY IT TO MY FACE.
Mingyu: *sneezes* Bless me. Thank me. I’m welcome.
Wonwoo: I would literally rather be reading a book about the plague than be talking to you right now.
Minghao: *gets told to add a dab of whipped cream on the pie* *actually dabs while doing it*
Jun: *eats a pepper and is crying from how hot it was* That pepper was hot but I’m still hotter.
Soonyoung: *wildly dancing to Christmas music* I’m the talent in this family.
Seokmin: When people talk about smiles lighting up rooms, they’re talking about my smile.
Seungkwan: DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT BEYONCÉ.
Vernon: Can y'all be quiet I’m trying to have an existential crisis over here, thanks.
Chan: I’M NOT A BABY YOU LOSERS, I’M AN ADULT. I COULD PAY TAXES. PROBABLY. *whispers to an adult* how do you pay taxes?