i was actually caught off guard

anonymous asked:

Hc's for how Dazai, Chuuya, Aku bb, and Fyodor would react to a silent s/o during sex? (like they dont moan or anything like that??)


  • Oh, he knows it’s not because he’s not satisfying you. In fact, he’ll tease you about it, asking if you’re shy.
  • He’ll take it as a challenge. 
    • “Let’s see how much I can tease you before I can get you to moan and beg~”
  • He’s not one to be caught off-guard and moan loudly during sex either, so he’ll actually be pretty turned on by your silence, if only because it feels amazing when you finally break.


  • Chuuya’s also pretty confident in his pleasuring abilities, so he doesn’t get self-conscious about it at all.
  • Unlike Dazai however, he won’t really tease you about it. He actually likes it because it makes your love-making more sensual. Since you’re not using your mouth for noise-making, he’ll keep your lips busy with his own~
  • He gets an ego boost when he actually does get you to moan and his teasing mode will come on and he’ll do everything he can to try to get you to do it again.


  • He gets a little confused about why you’re so silent. Is it that you’re not enjoying it? Is something on your mind? Are you not into it? 
  • When he finally realizes why you’re silent during sex, he understands because he’s very much the same way - not liking to be noisy unless he really can’t hold it in.
  • You two will quickly get into a little match to see who can make the other break first, although Akutagawa gets a little flustered at first when you bring this little idea up.


  • He gets very sadistic and will try everything in that demonic little brain of his to get you to become a whimpering mess under him.
  • When you do break (and you will), a malicious smirk appears on his face as he teases you about trying so hard and failing. However, that doesn’t stop him. The teasing continues. It doesn’t stop until he believes it should.
  • Since you’re generally silent during sex, every time a love-making session starts, it always begins with his teasing and breaking you. He’s not satisfied if it’s any other way.

Zen literally made my heart skip a beat. This fictional character in a freakin’ dating sim game literally made me blush and smile and cover my face with my hands in embarrassment because this line caught me off guard. This flirt. I love him.

Headcanon that sometime during 8th yeah Harry and Draco started dating. And at first it’s just a casual thing but the longer it goes on the more it means and the more they help each other heal.

Except the end of year is swiftly approaching and neither one of them can admit how they fill or ask the question “what happens when we leave?”

So on their last day Harry takes Draco flying to a spot hidden in the woods. And Draco is caught off guard because it’s just a little dead field in the middle of an otherwise overgrown forest and just frowns in confusion like “this field is dead, potter, why are we here?”

And Draco watches as Harry drops to the ground, fingering a blade of brown grass as he tells him “I think the curse killed it. It still grows but it won’t turn green anymore” and before Draco an ask what he means Harry keeps talking and finally tells Draco how he actually died during the final battle and came back.

“I think maybe I can’t be fixed, like this field. So sometimes I come here here because…because even though it’s dead it’s still growing and I guess It makes me feel less alone.”

“You’re not alone,” Draco whispers, tentatively sitting down as close to him as possible, their sides pressed up together as he pulls him back until their laying together staring up as the last rays of the days sun begin to fade.

And sitting there staring at potter and realizing how close he was to losing him and just how easy he could lose him now he reaches out to take the other boys hand and links their fingers and whispers “I love you, Harry”

“I love you too,” he says, his voice softer than Draco has ever heard.

And as the sun sets on their last day at Hogwarts Draco knows that their life together is just beginning.

Okay but in those new Malec spoiler pics you can l i t e r a l l y see the evolution of Magnus’ reaction to Alec freaking Lightwood giving him a gift

First, you have Alec reaching out to give it to him and catching him off guard:

You have Magnus looking really freaking confused because, by the looks of it, they were shopping??? Probably for Max’s party, since I’m assuming that’s why they went in the first place.

And then you have the moment where the confusion starts to disappear and Magnus is just so freaking in awe of Alec and not knowing what to think

And then completely uncensored fondness at… whatever that’s supposed to actually be lol.

And don’t even get me started at how intensely Alec is looking at Magnus, like… how on earth is Magnus surviving that… Alec looks so determined and full of intent, and Magnus is totally caught off guard but he is far from unhappy with this sudden behaviour Alec’s displaying and, just, I’m not gonna make it

talk to me about adrien agreste not knowing how much affection is too much.

talk to me about him not realising tight, warm, loving hugs are wonderful, but are more commonly reserved for deep conversations, as opposed to surprise pastries.

talk to me about him casually touching his friends’ arms, shoulders, backs, all the time, and all of them being a little caught off guard but too endeared by it to tell him it’s not exactly “normal”.

talk to me about adrien agreste casually coming up to marinette dupain-cheng and slinging an arm around her shoulder and whispering a secret in her ear and having literally NO IDEA she’s DYING on the inside.

talk to me about adrien freaking agreste hugging marinette dupain-cheng from behind when he wants to surprise her.

please talk to me about her doing something super kind for him and him being so overwhelmed by this ??? this something that he’s feeling that he hugs her and doesn’t let go for forever, and when he does he presses a kiss to her cheek and looks into her eyes as he thanks her with all the sincerity in the world p l e a s e

macreadee  asked:

if you still have your requests open, maybe companions react to Sole kissing them in order to keep quiet around enemies? maybe romanced companions too? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but fantastic blog btw c:

Cait: “Why don’t you shut your damn-” Sole cuts her off mid-hiss, stifling the angry whisper so the passing enemies don’t catch wind of her theatrics. Cait’s caught off-guard, and briefly considers throwing Sole off just out of spite. But, Sole’s lips are awfully nice. Tossing them into battle would just be rude. So, grudgingly, Cait lets herself be silenced, even returning the kiss near the end.

Codsworth: “Ah… Mx. Sole, I appreciate the intent, but putting your mouth on my speaker will not actually muffle the sounds. The reverberation inside my torso will-” A barrage of gunfire pelts the cover to their side. “I see that perhaps now was not the best time to correct you.”

Curie: Her squeak is adorable to say the least, and she turns very still, her hands curling into her pants, or the dirt if they’re lying on soft ground. Sole’s looking around her, keeping an eye on the enemies, but Curie is transfixed, baffled by this strange act of “kissing.” Sole has to gently pull away when she gets a little too distracted by experimenting with it.

Danse: The paladin isn’t mouthy at the best of times, but he must have been talking just a little too loud for Sole to hush him up just then. He doesn’t say anything. His cheeks flame red and he goes very still, thinking that he must be imagining what Sole just did. He’s almost thankful when the shooting starts, as it allows him to hide the burning color in his face.

Deacon: He pulls away, startled. The sound of his movement gives them away, and the pair have to scramble to fight off the baddies. Sole apologizes sheepishly, and Deacon waves them off with a embarrassed chuckle. “Sure, sure. I get what you were going for, and I know I’m irresistible-” He flashes finger guns at them. “-but you have to give me a little warning. Thanks.”

Dogmeat: He goes still, tail pointed up with Sole’s hands on his face and their lips on his nose. His ears point straight up, but he’s as quiet as can be. He’s a very good boy, and gets rewarded with headpats when the enemies pass. 

Hancock: Whatever he was saying becomes a pleased hum when Sole’s lips meet his. Without missing a beat, he returns the kiss, catching Sole off-guard, but not in a bad way. The ghoul might not have much lip left, but he knows how to use what he’s got. Poor Sole ends up being seduced after that. They should know better than to get a lecherous mayor in the mood.

Nick Valentine: He’s shocked. This is not something he’s had to deal with for a long time, though he can’t say he hasn’t thought about it. His hands flail for a minute, ghosting over Sole’s body before awkwardly resting on their hips. He feels like a schoolboy seeing his first boob all over again. Though, if Sole likes the flabbergasted look on his face, he could seeing a lot more than that later.

MacCready: Hot damn. He’s allowed to swear in his head, right? For a moment, he curses himself for not brushing his teeth yesterday. He never brushes his teeth, but he always thinks he will. And he should have done it yesterday. Now he just has to savor the feeling of Sole’s mouth until they pull away and he has to shoot some bastards with a tent in his jeans.

Piper: Her cheeks tint a pretty shade of pink. Her eyebrows lift, and she takes the moment to try and kiss… good. Kiss better? Kiss well? She’s not sure what the right word is. She ends up sticking her tongue in Sole’s mouth in an attempt to be “seductive,” which makes Sole burst into giggles and defeats the point of trying to be quiet anyway.

Preston: He goes quiet until the enemies’ footsteps fade away, then gently pulls back from Sole’s lips. “Take me out to dinner first?” he asks with a smile. He and Sole giggle, but then the giggles fade, and their eyes meet. The silence lasts a few seconds before Preston goes in for another kiss, and, well…

Strong: “HUMAN NOT EAT STRONG.” Whoopsie, now they’re being shot at. Poor Sole. They tried.

X6-88: When Sole pulls away, X6 sounds almost irritated. “There were better ways to handle that situation,” he says, though the annoyance is mostly to hide his surprise. No one’s ever kissed him like that before. No one’s ever kissed him before, period. Later, much later, he musters the confidence to ask: “So… what you did, three days ago. During the… stealth maneuver. What was your motivation behind that?”

  • [Queenie and Jacob are discussing Tina’s birthday over a bottle of firewhiskey. Jacob, who was expecting it to be like gigglewater and was sorely mistaken, is still on his first glass. Queenie, who is well acquainted with magical alcohol, is steadily growing more and more tipsy]
  • Queenie: (Waving her hands in a grand sweeping gesture) I just feel like I should do something special for her, y'know? Something different. Something she’ll actually enjoy.
  • [She pauses then abruptly turns to look at Jacob with a slight frown]
  • Queenie: (Earnestly) You’ll help me, right?
  • Jacob: (Caught off guard) Well sure, if you think there’s something I can do…
  • Queenie: (Beaming) Good! Party planning is always more fun with two! So like I was saying, she deserves a special party this year. If what I read in her diary is true, I’d say she needs it. A lot.
  • Jacob: (puzzled) Wait, you read her diary?
  • Queenie: (sighing) Yeah. It’s pretty rough, but she thinks things will really turn around this year. Dubbed it ‘The Year of Tina’ and everything…
  • Jacob: (slowly) You can read minds.
  • Queenie: Mm hm.
  • Jacob: Why would you need to read her diary?
  • Queenie: (Pensively) She’s better on the page than in person.

anonymous asked:

Ok so. I always see people describing the male!mc as a cute small guy, but what if he's actually a really handsome man (like super tall and muscular)? What would rfa reactions be?

Ooh! I’ve never done anything regarding male!MC so I’ll give it my best!


  • You meet him in person 7 days after meeting him via the messenger
  • And he is completely caught off-guard
  • “… MC, is that really you?”
  • “Yeah, why?”
  • “I just… imagined you as so different.”
  • He literally can’t stop looking at you
  • Even forgets to invite you in for a hot second
  • From the way you talk in the chatroom he thought you would be cute and tiny like Yoosung
  • He was not prepared for this ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE
  • He’s still in his cast so you have to help him around a lot
  • But he’s always super flustered when you do
  • He’s finally found someone more beautiful than he is
  • and he’s not sure how to feel about it


  • Is super blushy when you meet him at the party
  • Even though he’s gotten a confidence boost
  • and he was pretty dominant with that kiss
  • he’s still pretty afraid to touch you
  • It doesn’t help that you stand a near half-foot above him
  • and his constant internal dialogue is:
  • “Oh God oh God I look like a kid next to him”
  • that height difference tho


  • She figured you would be pretty masculine, but she had no idea you would be CUT like that
  • When she meets you at the party she can’t stop clearing her throat
  • She can’t look you in the eye
  • Poor girl’s ovaries are exploding
  • Zen’s a little jealous but he won’t admit it
  • Because Jaehee’s giving you those eyes


  • He nearly spit out his Dr. Pepper when he pulled up your SNS profile
  • “HOly shit…..”
  • He couldn’t stop scrolling through the gym pictures, even momentarily forgetting about the chatroom
  • Sits there sweating for a little bit when he sees the height on your profile
  • He thought he was decently tall at 5′9″
  • but OH BOY
  • “Luciel it’s not appropriate to ask someone to bone your brains out when you meet them”
  • oh boy does he want you to wreck him


  • Does Jumin Han is gay?
  • Well he does now, if he didn’t before
  • When he convinces you to stay in his penthouse he’s not sure why he feels the need to insist
  • But he feels something when he’s around you that he’s never felt before
  • He’s never experienced romantic love
  • And he thinks he knows what lust is
  • He’s in such denial but something definitely stirs when he watches the muscles of your back tense while you stretch 
  • He also knows that he’ll never hear the end of it if he says something

hope these were ok! ^^;;

anonymous asked:

Can you do a prompt where Victoria isn't actually mean but comes of as such like "Max looks so pretty" and max is like "what?" And Victoria is just flustered and caught off guard and says the "I SAID YOU LOOKED SHITTY GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE" (doesn't have to contain that but I think it would be cute to see that Victoria only acts like that because she is flustered and crushing hard on max XD)

How to Deal with Crushes

Contrary to Victoria’s surname, she does not in fact “chase” anyone or anything. If anything, people chase after the Chase’s and the same principle is applied to Victoria, just look at her Vortex Club lackeys. Of course they’d follow her, who wouldn’t? She’s popular, efficient, and everything they could only hope to be. Whatever else she didn’t have, she grabbed onto without unnecessary chasing.  If she wants something then she gets it, end of story.

So it’s safe to say that she is most definitely not crushing on Max Caulfield.

Nope, she’s not falling for her waif hipster bullshit and her awkward shy pretense. The girl was short too so Victoria always ends up literally looking down on her and her annoying doe-eyed expression that seem to bring out her freckles. Especially those damn freckles. She would bet that underneath those poorly coordinated bargain clothes that Max had matching freckles on her shoulders which is lame. She’s a walking fashion disaster and Victoria has to stop her hands from tearing away those hideous clothes not because she wants her naked or anything, those clothes are just that terrible.

And her pictures? Selfies! Not even the kind that’s thought through and planned. No, Max just takes ordinary selfies. The kind of selfies that you post on social media and not in art galleries. The kind of selfies that show what her face looks like in the morning where the lighting is just right to add depth to her annoying freckles. The kind of selfies that reveal to Victoria the undeniable truth that Max is kind of cute.

God, she is pining over her so hard.

But she can’t let anyone else know that. See it from her point of view. She’s spent so much into her heartless bitch reputation that she can’t just let go all because of some dumb hipster with a cute face and a good eye for photography. She almost forgot about that part. Max has terrifying skill with the camera even though she doesn’t even know it. Victoria’s photos look amateur even next to some of Max’s selfies. That’s also one more thing she won’t admit out loud.

Max’s talent infuriates her just as much as it turns her on. She makes it look so easy, so effortless. She’s just using her retro-cam and the quality of her photos are worth more than what the best studio can produce. Max is Victoria’s competition and she hasn’t met someone that could fit the rival role so well in terms of skill. She likes to entertain the thought that maybe Max could fit the girlfriend role while at it too. One time she commented on Victoria’s photos being Avedon-esque and Victoria practically swooned inside. Still swooning about that until now.

Victoria is sitting on one of the benches on campus. It’s not like she deliberately chose this particular bench because she spotted the familiar flash and whir of a certain hipster’s camera nearby. It’s Max. Of course it has to be Max, who else? Victoria would never sit on this godawful excuses for furniture if she had a choice. The view helps her forget that her car has better cushioning.

Max is in her element again, with her back at Victoria, taking a photo of whatever. It’s sunset and with it there’s a poignant sense of romanticism painted across the campus. The sun’s rays sift through the trees and fall onto Max just right to give her this ethereal shine. Victoria captures her in the moment without even thinking. It’s only after the click of the shutter does she realize that she’s already looking through the viewfinder. She pulls back and stares at the photo she doesn’t remember taking and then back at the subject in front of her. While the photo was gorgeous like all her work naturally, it could only hope to capture the actual beauty before her.

“She’s so pretty.” Victoria almost sighs dreamily out of earshot.

Or what she thought was out of earshot since Max’s head spins so fast at the catch of her words. She shoots her a confused look. “What?”

And oh, god. Max looks way better with her face showing and she’s wearing that stupid doe-eyed look again and fuck, fuck. Victoria’s brain goes into panic mode. She doesn’t know what to say and it does not help that Max’s face is so distracting. The lighting shifted along with her movement and glistens along her frame and fuck, she looks lame in her clothes but she also looks radiant like what the fuck? And Victoria is still staring and oh, god what should she say?

“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY!” She yells at her with too much force to sell the intended spite. Nice one, Victoria. Smooth save. That will definitely tell Max that she is interested in her. Why don’t she go ahead and add some more flirty undertones. “GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE.” There it is. The words come out of her mouth as if on auto. Despite her face sporting a domineering look, Victoria very much wants to hide her embarrassment. It’s a good thing that she can hide her blush underneath her usual layers of anger.

Max looks more confused than offended and Victoria just wishes for her to go away so she could make a dash for her car and scream there. “Okay…?” She asks more than says, as if testing the waters. Victoria can’t help but snarl back just out of reflex and it’s enough to tell Max that the water is boiling and there’s a high chance that it will turn into a bloodbath. She sighs and it almost sounds like she was expecting something different.

Victoria already has plans on berating herself for again ruining another moment with Max and will do so as soon as she walks away but Max has other plans. There’s that bright flash again only this time it’s aimed at her. The whir of the camera isn’t lost to the buzzing in her brain. “Did you just…?” She can’t quite bring herself to finish her sentence, she can’t trust herself anymore.

Max is still in her element, not at all put-off by Victoria’s gaping, it must be the camera. There’s something empowering about holding a camera that makes Max bolder than her usual shy self, not that Victoria would notice that. Max just takes the photo as it develops with her nimble fingers. Victoria could tell the exact moment that it finishes when Max’s face erupts into a smile so wide she doubts it could fit the frame of a photo. “This one’s a keeper.” She shows it to her and Victoria feels her breath catch in her throat.

At first glance, Victoria’s posture in the shot looks intimidating but that’s not the main point. The focus is her face. She thought she was making just another one of her mean looks but evidence speaks otherwise. Her eyes are smoldering as the swathes over her and it almost makes her look warm. Warm and inviting. She can’t tell if it’s from the photo or the feeling in her chest but there’s a warmth that wasn’t there before. “This is…”

Pretty, I guess.” Max casually shrugs and Victoria’s head snaps up at the word. Just when she thinks that a smile looks cute on Max, she’s annoyingly adorable with a smirk too. “Pretty awesome.” She’s teasing. The hipster actually heard her and she’s flaunting it and Victoria should be mad at anyone who dares talk back to her but all she can think of is how Max is obviously flirting with her and she’s so happy that even her scowl looks friendly enough.

This is her chance! She can feel it with her heart beating so fast. Victoria has never run in her life aside for fitness but her heart is hammering wildly like it does when she jogs. Except she’s not running right now but it’s something similar. This is a chase and Max is her target and she can swear that she’s so close. She swears she almost feels it with her fingertips like how hers is brushing over the photo. The mood is set and the setting is just right. She’s going to do this and she’s going to get this right. She can’t mess this up now.

“Pretty amateur, smallfield.” And great, we’re back to gradeschool flirting again. Victoria represses the urge to just hit herself for being so lame. Really? Is that the best she can give? And what’s with that stupid nickname? She panicked okay. She has boys wrapped around her finger but she can’t fucking compliment a hipster girl that she likes without burying it under seven layers of insult.

“Still pretty.” Max insists with a smaller but still cute smile. She then takes back the photo and places it securely in her bag. Victoria tries not to think too much about the fact that she might even see the photo on the wall of Max’s room. “I guess it was nice talking to you, Victoria.”

“Yeah and you’re such a delight yourself. Get out of my face.” Victoria almost praises herself because the first sentence is the closest thing she’s gotten to an actual compliment. Max is already walking away but Victoria waits until she’s out of sight. Too bad she isn’t out of mind. Max calling her pretty is up there on her best-memories list next to their Avedon-moment. Max is also coincidentally on her to-do list.

God, she’s so fucking smitten.

hashtagyourshirt  asked:

Headcanon: Kara was actually the forward one with Lena. She pines after James, and let Winn and Mon-El pine after her, but with Lena, she just knew she had to know her, be friends with her, kiss her, be with her. Lena flirted shamelessly, but it was Kara who caught her off guard, kissing her and confessing her feelings while hanging out one afternoon in the park near L-corp.

i!!!! love the idea of kara being the one to make a move!!!

because I definitely think lena thinks of herself as the one who Moves First; she’s a CEO, she’s a luthor, of course she’s going to be brave enough to ask out kara danvers—— right?

after all, she can do flirting–and she can do it well. but every time she tries to actually ask kara out, she gets all flustered. (it doesn’t help that kara is seemingly oblivious, and lena is like 80% sure that kara wouldn’t recognize her flirting if she literally handed her a piece of paper that said date: yes/no?)

but then there’s kara, who, yeah, is a little oblivious to the flirting for a while. but once she notices it, oh, does she notice it, and it’s fun, this game, but she can’t help but think that kissing lena would be a whole lot More Fun

their weekly lunches turn into daily lunches, and then they start getting dinner, and then they’re having a picnic in the middle of the park and kara’s kissing lena and lena has this moment of pure Gay Panic because– whoa. maybe she’s the oblivious one 

(kara makes some joke about well, you were never going to make a move, so– and lena is weak enough, crazy enough about kara, to actually, genuinely pout. i flirted with you! she says, just defensive enough to make kara laugh and laugh. and i kissed you! kara counters)

(months later, someone asks them how they got together. alex groans out loud: please don’t ask them that. we’ll never hear the end of it)


So I may have gotten caught up in watching some people play RE7 because I’m a coward and can’t play it myself and kinda forgot to start actually answering asks

I am so sorry please forgive me I’m working on them now 



- Surprisingly pretty unphased by scary video games. Plays them all the time. Lives for them. Probably secretly has a youtube channel specifically for horror game LPs

- Will usually call when a jumpscare is coming so s/o can cover their eyes and/or ears if it’s really loud. Has played enough horror games so if he’s playing a new one for the first time, can still call the jumpscares. Usually. If he actually does get caught off guard by one, Noct just kinda blinks at whatever was supposed to scare him and move on.

- Talks shit to the monsters when they pop up. This is partially to help s/o calm down a bit and relax.

- Will purposely play spooky games with s/o in the dark so when they get scared they can cling to him and hide their face in his chest. sly little shit


- Horror games with Prompto are a team effort. He’ll hand the controller off to you when it’s too much for him to handle and you switch back and forth like this until the game is beaten.

- This actually makes the game not as scary but still pretty terrifying since the two of you are working together to beat it.

- Gets scared by the jumpscares. Screams. Get scared by your screaming in fear of the jumpscares. Screams again. Chocobo Sunshine can’t handle the spooks but he also doesn’t want to stop playing with you because it’s also kinda fun.

- Will play the game in the dark with s/o as long as they’ve got blankets and it’s also daylight outside. No spooky games at night. 


- Like Noctis, he’s fairly unphased by jumpscares in horror games. He knows they’re coming. Unlike Noct, he’ll still visibly tense, take a sharp breath or you’ll hear him mutter an “oh fuck”, “what the fuck was that”, “goddammit”, “…seriously”  whenever one of them pops up. It’s one of the rare times you hear him swear at something. Sometimes he’ll actually commend the game for spooking him when he least expects it.

- Will hand the controller off to his s/o when he’s reached a portion of the game that feels like the end of a dungeon or a puzzle. If the game’s chapter or level-based, the controller changes hands between chapters and levels.

- Similar to Noctis, he’ll purposely play he game at night in the dark so his s/o will stay close to him he’s also a sly little shit, but he’ll also make the two of you wear headphones. Just to make it scarier.

- Gets really involved with the story line and monster designs (think Silent Hill games). He likes knowing why the monsters do what they do so expect lots of him thinking out loud to himself while he plays. He’ll also purposely follow the monster(s) around in the game and let them kill him a few times to get an idea of how they walk around a map. (Iggy’s totally a closet speedrunner)


- Not as easy to scare as Prompto, but definitely gets spooked by horror games. He’ll play the game with you but expect the camera to always be pointed up toward the ceiling when walking down dark corridors or in tiny rooms. He doesn’t want to see the scary stuff.

- Will scream angrily at the jumpscares whenever they show up. He knows they’re coming but they still get him and they get him good. He’ll try to act calm like nothing happened afterward. S/o will probably be rolling their eyes.

- Unsurprisingly, he’s really good at combat with the monsters after he’s gotten over the first few freakouts from the monsters. Once he’s killed one, he gets a huge ego boost until the next thing scares the shit out of him. Expect this cycle to repeat.

- Hands the controller off to his s/o whenever there’s a puzzle or a hallway he doesn’t want to walk down because he’s too scared. He’ll have the controller in his hands the majority of the time, though.


I can’t believe timelessarmourforalexander and I actually did this! LADAN ILY <3 BUT ENJOY while we go hide in a corner…

NSFW-ish content ahead.

  • Alec has been on night patrolling duties and he comes home one night. He’s totally drained and there’s still adrenaline in his system. He decides to drink a little out of the blue. One glass very quickly become two, which only results to becoming three and Alec feels unusually active.
  • Magnus comes into their living room saying something about ‘doing something interesting’ and before he knows it he’s pushed on the hot pink couch.
  • 3. So Magnus is caught off guard but Alec is grinning widely and yup he’s definitely drunk. He goes over to the stereo and turns it on.
  • An upbeat song starts to play and Alec starts moving his body to the beat. And not like awkward swaying, no he’s full on dancing. Hips, arms, legs everything is moving in a steady rhythm and okay Magnus is very aroused and what has gotten into his Nephilim? He’s also very proud at how smooth Alec’s moves are, he has been giving him some dancing lessons.
  • All of a sudden Alec climbs on Magnus’s lap and grinds down. He does it teasingly slow and Magnus is moaning which causes Alec to speed up his grinding to a rhythm bone tingling rhythm. Magnus realizes, when he’s able to form coherent thoughts, that he’s grinding to the beat.
  •  Alec finds himself uncontrollably leaning dow to bite Magnus’s earlobe, his eyes fixated on Magnus’ squirming body. Alec kiss the skin and then begins singing the chorus softly into his ear.
  • All of a sudden Alec starts leaves kisses along Magnus’ jaw, on his chin and he hovers just over Magnus’s lips teasingly, while practically purring the lyrics into his ear, his breath hot and full of peppermint; His eyes are on Magnus the whole time.

‘One love, two mouths

One love, one house

No shirt, no blouse…’

And Magnus is cursing and 'Fuck Alec, what’s gotten into you? Not that I’m complaining, darling. Ah…’

  • At the same time Alec has his hand’s under Magnus’s shirt, trailing his waist, up his stomach, his chest, till his hands finds Magnus’s nipples.
  • Alec then kisses down his chest with chapped lips after taking his shirt off eagerly; a few rough rides against his thigh, and his lips finds magnus’s nipples easily. He swirls his tongue Over it whilst humming the tune seductively and Magnus feels the vibrations right down to his core.
  • Magnus is a fucking mess and he groans trying to ease his desire to just take him there but then; but alec pushes him down hard and rides his thigh again and fucking sings the chorus once more, his lips are now atttached to magnus’s bottom lip as he attempts to undo the warlock’s jeans. Magnus gasps in surprise. Alec takes Magnus’s bottom lip between his teeth, tugs at it and slowly lets it go, his teeth grazing the sensitive skin.
  • Alec finally crouches down, tugs Magnus’s zipper down with his teeth and then proceeds to blow him
  • And okay the blowing is to the beat (this sounds weird but shhh)
  • Magnus is a writhing mess and when he’s over the edge he cries out Alec’s name.
  • Then Magnus takes his revenge. He gets up, grabs his very sexy shadowhunter boyfriend and pushed him into the sofa.
  • And then proceeds to ride him.

(Yes we shall be in a hole that I dug where you can find us. See if you can figure out the song)

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When They Tease You And You Start Crying (BTS)

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Author: Taebaby

NAMJOON: It would most likely be about something he doesn’t care about or think is a big deal (like your glasses or some shit, something he actually adores) and he wouldn’t mean any harm by it at all. He would think you two were just having some fun friendly banter and would be really caught off guard when you’d start crying. He’d feel sooo bad and apologize immediately because making you cry was the last thing he’d ever wanna do

YOONGI: I feel like since he’s not much of a joker normally, he’s teasing could get a bit mean without his meaning to (which would be why he wouldn’t tease you hardly ever) His words would cut a bit too deep than he had realized and  he wouldn’t expect your reaction at all. He would completely change direction completely and be extra buttery and sweet to you

HOSEOK: He would’ve been picking on everyone that day so you were not spared in the least. It would all be in good fun for him of course, but you would take it a little harder than the others since what he was teasing you about was something you had been feeling insecure about lately (but like, how would he even know). You’d probably leave the room before you start crying and he’d foolow you because he’d tell something was wrong. When you told him why you were so upset, he’d feel guilty af and apologize a million times

SEOKJIN: Honestly, I feel like he wouldn’t even have been teasing, but might of made an off-hand comment in a light tone that would hit you the wrong way. He wouldn’t notice how quiet you had gotten until he heard you sniffle a little causing his cheerful mood to do a 180. He’d apologize immediately, even though he’s not quite sure what he did

JIMIN: You would of been having a bad day already (apparently, it’s your job to fix your managers mistakes) so when you’d come home to a hyper boyfriend and a house full of annoyingly rambunctious members (Suga would be sitting quietly in a corner, minding his own business and behaving well, what a perfect son) your nerves would already be pretty frazzled. When he’d make a dig at something relatively small (’I think you did that wrong…’) you would snap at him so hard and fast, you’d think the other boys had died and become ghosts by how fast they disappeared. After cooling down, you both would apologize to each other

TAEHYUNG: Oh Tae, I feel like even though he looks kinda like Baekhyun, he wouldn’t have the same amazing sense to know when the jokes over. You’d both be having a good time, picking on each other for laughs when he’d step over the line and go a little too far with what he was saying. He’d realize the mistake he made a second later, but it would already be too late. He’d spend the rest of the day trying to make it up to you

JUNGKOOK: This little boy wouldn’t know how to filter himself at times when he was ‘not being an idol’, so he’d prob say something rude without meaning to. When he would, you would understandably get upset. Instead of ignoring him or walking away, you would tell him exactly why he was upsetting you so that he could learn and not do it again in the future. He’d listen to you so diligently and would definitely never make the mistake again


i can only apologize for the potato quality of this post but tonight’s episode of “chichinpuipui” seriously caught me off guard and i was screaming too much to keep a steady hand. this very fine young man here is yanagida masahiro, wing spiker on the mens national volleyball team for japan. the whole segment of tonight’s show was about how the haikyuu manga actually gave them passion and strength and NEVER DID I THINK MY FANDOMS WOULD EXPLODE ON TV LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY WARNING. he talked about bokuto having true qualities of an ace, and how he really felt the frustration and desperation of what it’s like to face an impenetrable wall in reference to when kageyama apologized to hinata that time for losing against seijou.

it’s really something else to see professional volleyball players validate your intense love of volleyball manga <3 basically this was a love story about haikyuu and yanagida’s beautiful face was splashed all over it and i screamed for an hour straight. TOKYO 2020 WILL BE SO GOOD!!!