i was a funny child

  • scorpius, walking into the kitchen: is something burning
  • albus, leaning seductively on the counter: nothing but my desire for you
  • scorpius: albus the toaster is on fire
  • Teacher: I changed the due date for that project I assigned you all, it's due tomorrow!
  • Class: *screams*
  • Teacher: Got you! April fools!
  • Rin: Haha, who needs April Fools when your entire life is one big, sick joke!
  • Rin: ...
  • Rin: ...I'm about to start crying.
  • Suguro: Shit, dude. C'mere.
  • Rin, in Suguro's arms: I was raised in a monastery, Suguro. A monastery! The son of Satan, raised in a monastery! My LAST NAME is a play on the word "demon" in Japanese!
  • Rin, now sobbing: IT'S ONE HUGE FUCKING JOKE WITHOUT A PUNCHLINE
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“I was a strange child. I was the kid with funny hair listening to dodgy music. I’d come in with my hoodie and skate-shoes, with purple hair under the hood. I got away with it because I spent all my time in the art room, so they figured I was ‘artistic’. I was that kid, listening to Green Day and Deftones and all that kind of thing.”

Oh my god

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The Game Grumps finale episode of Kirby and the Rainbow Curse play through, at 21:45

Listen to that and imagine Mei and Jamie

That’s where this was born from

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Katie McGrath Week - Day 5: Favourite Quote 

“I was a strange child. I was the kid with funny hair listening to dodgy music […] I’d come in with my hoodie and skate-shoes, with purple hair under the hood. I got away with it because I spent all my time in the art room, so they figured I was ‘artistic’. I was that kind of kid, listening to Green Day and the Deftones and all that kind of thing.”

The best part about DETECTIVE CONAN

It’s easy to see Shinichi doing the things Conan does.

Such as:

Freaking out over women’s underwear

Running into a wall

Getting completely embarrassed from watching a girl change

(Rudely) Laughing at someone who looks funny

In those moments, Shinichi wasn’t trying to act like a kid. So, instead of a 6-year-old boy, imagine a 17-year-old young man doing all this. Not hard to do, huh? 

  • Scorpius: Dad! Albus and I went to the library today and-
  • Scorpius: Albus and I
  • Scorprius: My best (Boy)friend Albus-
  • Scorprius: Albus-
  • Scorprius: We both did this together
  • Scorprius: Remember when we-
  • Draco: Jesus he never stops talking about Potter's kid why is he like this?!
  • Lucius: ....Seriously?
  • Draco: ???
  • Lucius: Karma is a fucking bitch get rekt son, you were worse.