i wanted to take them all omg

okay, so all of you Straight™ victuuri shippers (aka queer fetishists) don’t understand how important this show is to us actually queer people because this is really exciting for us because Victor not being straight has basically been confirmed in episode 4. This is so much more than “omg this is so gay omg my otp is so fucking gay omg I want them the fuck! Victor is such a seme, Yuuri is totally an uke!”

Yuri!!! on Ice is actually a romance, it’s a love story. It’s representation. Take your fetishization of queer people somewhere else. My otp is my otp because of pure love and representation, not because I just want to see two men fuck each other for “hot yaois.”

SISTER JULIENNE IS A CHAMP FOR PRAYING WITH SISTER URSULA (and at the same time demanding God to send her back to the motherhouse)

PHYLLIS CRANE IS A CHAMP FOR SAVING THE WORLD AND PUTTING A BABY IN THAT ANGRY MAN’S ARMS AND ANGRY SANDWICH EATING AND FOR DRIVING AWAY SISTER URSULA MAKING SURE SHE REALLY IS GONE GOODBYE

TRIXIE FRANKLIN IS A CHAMP FOR CONCERNING SISTER MC’S WHEREABOUTS AND BEING ANGRY AND RESISTANT

DELIA BUSBY IS A CHAMP FOR BEING COMPASSIONATE

BARBARA GILBERT IS A CHAMP FOR WANTING TO TAKE CARE OF HER PATIENTS BEING THERE FOR THEM ALL MAKING SURE ALL IS WELL PUT OTHER BEFORE HERSELF YES GIRL YOU DO YOU

SHELAGH TURNER IS A CHAMP FOR DOING 4578 MILLION THINGS AT ONCE WHILE CARRYING A BABY IN HER BELLY OMG I HOPE SHE IS WELL

AND SISTER MONICA JOAN JUST SAVES THE EPISODE FOR WATCHING TV YES GIRL SHE IS ME

THESE WOMEN RULE THE WORLD I SWEAR

verlinktbeichris  asked:

Neko, I wanted to tell you that I love you dead end-comic and I love Pacifist!Chara more than Goth and can I get reference for the pacifistic Chara?

aah that’s ok honn!! OMG I’m so honored u want to know about ma lil human ;//w//;

HERE U GO!

#for those who didn’t know, Paci!Chara is from my smol undertale comic ‘dead end’! feel free to read~! ;w;

EDIT(Additional info): aside from Papyrus, on special occassion a Frisk or Chara can sees them.

Otabek x Yurio

This episode has been out for two days and I am S I C K of receiving anon hate (on this blog and my main blog), seeing my friends receive anon hate and seeing anti posts in general. 

Before I dive in, as a disclaimer I am not saying that I want Otabek and Yurio should get together and have a sexual relationship immediately. I’m saying I think they’re cute and want them to develop their relationship more. 

So a lot of people sent me asks saying something like “omg how can you ship that??!?!11?!!1 That’s pedophilia!!!!” I am not a survivor. The only encounter with something like this was my therapist/counselor who stared down my shirt and asked me to take off my shirt (When I was 12) and my Tech Ed teacher who also stared down my shirt (When I was 13). So, I understand if for some survivors this ship is painful or triggering, but, for all these angry children who send me hate purely because Yurio is under 18 and Otabek is not, y’all need to stop.

Everyone’s flinging the term pedophilia around, but do you guys actually know the legal definition??? Surprise! It literally does not have to do with the specific age 18. The official definition is an adult or late adolescent (the actual age to convict someone is 16+) who is sexually attracted to PRE-PUBESCENT children (under the age of 13). In addition, the older person must be FIVE YEARS older than their target. Yurio is not under the age of 13. Otabek is not five years older than Yurio. Yurio is only a few months away from 16. And 16 is coincidentally the consent age for both Russia and Kazakhstan. So sexual intercourse would be illegal, but not pedophilic. But again, I am not saying that I want them to a sexual relationship immediately. 

I know that’s not enough for you, so let’s look at their ages more closely. Yurio turns sixteen on March 1st. And Otabek turned 18 on October 31st. There’s literally 2 years and four months between them. If this show were our stereotypical sports anime I would be shipping a first and a third year (since the Japanese school year starts in April). I have NEVER recieved anon hate accusing me of pedophilia for shipping a first and a third year.

To be completely honest, I can’t believe I have to write this all out. Like, please do your research before you message people telling them that they are pedophile apologists and that they should kill themselves??? 

TL;DR - Otabek x Yurio doesn’t fit the requirements to be classified as Pedophilia, if this were a generic anime Otabek would be a third year and Yurio would be a first year! So stop sending. me. messages. to. kill. myself. thanks. 

anonymous asked:

Kara wants everyone to know that Lena's not like her family, and that she supports the Supers. Which is great. And maybe a photo of Lena kissing Supergirl's a good idea; confirm their relationship, cement the fact neither of them are ashamed, and there's no doubt that it would go viral. "But Kara, I knows James is your friend, but I am not making out with you while he takes photos. Just no."

OMG Imagine Lena not being liked by the public at all so Kara just really wants to help her friend and well, dating supergirl would definitely give lena a better image and make her more likable because people love supergirl and if she is dating a luthor then that person can’t be that bad, so she kind of proposes the idea to lena (who already knows that kara is supergirl) and lena agrees.. she’s head over heels in love with kara and kara just wants to help her and well she can’t say no to that face.. 

I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS FAKE DATING FANFIC please @ supercorp fanfiction writers take this as a prompt <3

anonymous asked:

listen I love ur headcanon that everybody is a virgin except Jaehee because it means that while the other guys were like "ooh MC i want to love u but I'm too bad and dangerous ooh" Jaehee was lowkey #the baddest

I know omg. Like I literally imagine all of them discussing their sex lives and they all hesitantly admit they’re virgins then they look at Jaehee because she probably is also a virgin, c’mon, but then she just smirks, leans back in her seat, and takes a sip of her coffee. And they’re all fucking BLOWN.

~Admin MP

CONFESSION: I DM Auston Matthews and Mitch Marner

on the regular to tell them that I’m proud of them like the actual mom that I want to be because I want to take care of them all day everyday and I just want them to know that someone out there (ME) is proud of them and they’re so cute omg bless their souls. I want to feed them both.

Star finds Toffee all messed up and tattered/missing his hand so she takes him inside omg… She gives him a new shirt but since shes so small its just like a crop top on him lmao but shes like “U LOOK GREAT!!”

He’s like “I don’t understand why you’re being so nice to me..”
“Because you look miserable…You’re no threat to me.” Star continued to do her homework. “Want some chicken nuggets? I like to eat them while I do my homework but you can have some. They’re shaped like dinosaurs!”

He scarfs like the whole plate of them down and he’s like “Thank you…”

“UM…..UR WELCOME…U REALLY LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS…”

The next few weeks confuse Marco a lot omg…Star keeps buying bags and bags of chicken nuggets and keeps acting like shes hiding something omg

Marco sees him just chillin in the kitchen one day with a cup of coffee and hes just like “oh hello Marco :)”

Marco SCREAMS

♔┊CHLOE BENNET GIF HUNT.

—♡┊under the cut, you will find over ### small/medium, textless gifs of the cutie patootie CHLOE BENNET. none of these gifs belong to me nor do i claim them to be so all credit goes to their awesome owners. if you want me to take down a gif, feel free to message me ! there are most likely repeats & i highly apologize if so. please like or reblog if you find this useful ! thanks ! ( also, this gif hunt will be updated every now & then. )requested by anonymous.

TW: BLOOD, WEAPONS, VIOLENCE

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To My Favorite Fratboy (ft. Kim Hanbin) - Part V

Warning: Sexual Content

Multichaptered | University AU | Angst/Smut

Author’s Note: WOwoowoww Im sorry that this took so long to get posted. I promise the next chapter is not going to take 43274832 years to get written omg 

ALSO I honestly have so many ideas for this story and so I don’t know exactly where I’m going with this, so if you guys want you can message me ideas and stuff. I can’t promise I’ll use all of them, but it would be nice to see what my readers are thinking. 

Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV

When Hanbin woke up Saturday morning he felt incredibly sick. He wanted to blame it on the fact that he got extremely crossfaded the night before, but that girl’s face engraved itself into his mind, causing a new feeling that he had never felt before. It wasn’t disgust, her puckered lips, furrowed eyebrows were far from disgusting. It wasn’t anger, wasn’t sadness, it wasn’t anything he could describe. The way her eyes stared right through his, piercing a laser-like force into his brain. He couldn’t get the image of his roommate on top of her well built body, touching her like she was a porcelain doll, out of his mind. It was an unfamiliar sight to him - never had he witnessed a female body being cared and worshiped in that way. He couldn’t forget the way her delicate fingers slipped themselves into Bobby’s waistband, asking for no permission, taking control of the situation.

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Would anyone else watch the crap out of a Phineas and Ferb college Series?

Cause I would! Think about it:

-Phin politely telling the professors that their science is wrong because of this and that. (He’s too nice to yell, except at Candace during special episodes)

-Them being hit with stuff that college kids have to deal with, like I want this new video game, but that’s taking money out of my food supply and then I won’t have enough ramen to get me through

-Freaking out over finals

-Spring Break trips!

-Phineas getting WAY too excited at Izzy’s soccer games.

-More of Izzy being a total BA please and thank you.

-Ferb being a total ladies man with his whole “smart but silent type” omg

-JEALOUS PHINEAS CAUSE YOU ALL SAW HOW ATTRACTIVE ISABELLA WAS IN THE FUTURE

-All of them trying to plan to get together like old times (ya know, since they’re all going to different colleges I’m pretty sure)

-Them making new friends and telling them all about their awesome summers and the friends don’t believe them

-The gang calling all these non believers and confirming

-Going to class in their pjs because they honestly couldn’t care less

-Buford for Valentines Day putting on the Cupid’s costume “For the last time!” He says every year but everyone knows it will be back.

-Phineas being really really REALLY oblivious to the fact that the other girls adore him, not that he cares cause he’s already good with his current gf.

Feel free to add more!

Just finished watching 21 Jump Street, and omg now I want to see Mr Waverly sending Napoleon and Illya undercover as students to infiltrate a college (I don’t think they could pass off as high school students…) and expose a T.H.R.U.S.H. drug-smuggling operation. Give me:

- honor student!Napoleon

- Illya being hopping mad at being made to pose as a dumb jock stereotype

- both of them being jealous as all hells at all the female attention their partner is getting but neither of them being willing to say anything to the other

- they accidentally take the drug they’re supposed to be looking for and end up getting high together with lots of touchy-feeliness that they are completely embarrassed about later

- lots of mishaps/misunderstandings/sulking/pining before they crack the case and live happily ever after

- or at least until Mr Waverly sends them on their next undercover mission…to pose as high school teachers

anonymous asked:

Just wanted to say thank you for taking my flail and coming back with some awesome (and calm/rational) meta! So cool to see all those possibilities laid out. I wouldn't say I'm much more chill right now because THIS SHOW I just live in a constant state of fannish terror for my faves (which is like, all of them but Jaha) but let me say: I will die happy if that Kabby baby stowaway thing happens OMG.

I mean like. My first reaction is also always sheer panic and terror, so this calmness you see before you is the product of time and patience.  I think we all react with a knee-jerk “OMG THIS MEANS SOMEONE I LOVE IS GONNA DIE” panic-flail at every plot twist and turn, but the practical reality is that no showrunner is going to kill off half his principal cast going into the show’s final season and restrict his own storytelling abilities and fan base that massively.  I think Jason has learned some lessons about shock value deaths, and while I absolutely think the finale is going to end with a huge number of PEOPLE dying, I think it’s important to remember that that’s not the same as a huge number of CORE CHARACTERS dying.  Like maybe what it means is that out of 6,000-odd Grounders, only 25 or so survive altogether, which is awful and tragic, but that could also include every single Grounder character we have yet met who is still alive. 

As far as Kabby goes, Ian has TWICE spilled the beans on Twitter that he’s planning on being back next year - he tweeted “see you next season” at someone who works in wardrobe and then tweeted that there’s a rescheduled con he now can’t make it to because it’s in September and The 100 starts filming in August.  Also don’t forget that one of the things Jason has said since the beginning is that his two OTPs for the whole show are Bellamy/Octavia and Abby/Clarke. The show is very dark, but it’s also SO AGGRESSIVELY a love letter to families - biological ones and found/created ones - that the Griffin family and the Blake family making it to the series finale intact seem like a given to me. 

I AM NOT WORRIED, YOU SHOULD NOT BE WORRIED, WE JUST GOT THE BEST SEX SCENE THIS SHOW HAS EVER DONE AND WE’RE GETTING ABBY HARD-WIRED INTO THE SCIENCE PLOT AS A BAMF DOCTOR AND WE’RE GETTING KANE AS ROAN’S #1 POLITICS BRO AND OCTAVIA’S NEW DAD, OUR BABIES ARE DOIN’ SO GOOD FAM, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND ENJOY THE RIDE

anonymous asked:

Anyway vanessa, can i tell about the dream that i had tonight? ot4 went to the brits but on their own. Louis was the first to arrive and everyone was 'aahhhh omg' (obviously). The next one was harry, and while he was taking his pictures by himself, the paps were calling louis to be there too and he went!!! And we were all crying here on tumblr because we had so many photos of them! And them niall and liam arrived and we had the ot4 pic that we all want! It was such a good dream 😭❤️

BEAUTIFUL 😭💖

OMG guys!

Okay so my brother has been creative again. Listen here!
He just said that there had to be a shipping app! You choose your two favourite characters you want to ship and then like you did with the Tamagotchi back then, you gotta take care of them and make them fall in love and so forth, until they’re finally together.

Ugh someone create the app please!

MBTI types when kidnapped

ENTJ: What did you ask for in ransom? 50,000? That’s not high enough. Double it. *Later kills a kidnappers when he took him to the bathroom, which results in ENTJ being killed*

INTJ: *making sarcastic comments every 30 seconds, eventually breaks the zip ties and escapes.*

ESTJ: *Gets killed right away because they kept pointing out what the kidnappers were doing wrong*

ISTJ: I’ll do whatever you say. *doesn’t die and is allowed to leave after ransom is payed*

ENFJ: OMG please don’t kill meee I’ll do anything please I just want to see my family again *all of ENFJs friends, family members and teachers contributed to the ransom, allowing them to leave in two hours*

INFJ: *takes the vow of silence to protest the kidnappers, which results in them being killed*

ESFJ: Please don’t kill me oh wait you have a tortured past? *develops Stockholm syndrome and refuses to leave once the ransom is payed*

ISFJ: *pretends to have Stockholm syndrome, then leaves when ransom is payed*

ENTP: You guys want to hear a joke ;) *kidnappers bond with ENTP and release them*

INTP: So, why did you kidnap me?
Kidnappers: For ransom.
INTP: Why wouldn’t you just rob a bank?
Kidnappers: It’s difficult to rob a bank.
INTP: Yeah but for all you know I have no friends or family.
Kidnappers: You’re a kid, you’re living with somebody.
INTP: But you don’t know who. For all you know they’re completely broke. Or they don’t like me.
Kidnappers: Police will supplement the ransom.
INTP: You think the police are just going to pay you a bunch of money and then leave you alone? The bills will be marked, there will be a tracking device, they’ll find you somehow.
Kidnappers: ….
INTP: What?
Kidnappers: *shoots INTP*

ESTP: *Escapes and starts beating up kidnappers, ends up in a shoot out with kidnappers and police, gets shot*

ISTP: *bored* Just let me go now and I won’t kill you. *kidnappers laugh* *ISTP breaks out of zip ties and kills kidnappers*

ENFP: *tries to break out but fails, gets shot*

INFP: Does anybody care? About me? Why was I kidnapped? What did I do to deserve this?

ESFP: Heyy *accidentally charms kidnappers and gets to walk free*

ISFP: I am not having fun and I am very scared, hey kidnappers want to hear some of my poetry? *recites poetry* Why are you pointing that gun at me? *gets shot*