A/N: Ok so y'all this isn’t edited and i’m on vacay so i might not be able to edit this anytime soon but enjoy nonetheless i guess?? lol -
“Shawn wow it’s been a long time how are you? It’s good to have you back!” Ellen said
“I’m good I’m good, glad to be back!” Shawn replied
“How long has it been since you’ve last been here?” She asked
“It’s been a long time that’s for sure.” he said making her laugh
“Ok before we start I just wanted to say congratulations on launching your third album!” She said making the audience cheer
“Thank you.” Shawn said fiddling with the ring on his finger
“Ok so one of these songs is about your girlfriend, Y/N right?” She said making the audience scream and Shawn hiding his face in his hand mumbling an ‘oh god’
“A few of them are about her yeah.” He chuckled
“And does she know?” she asked
“Well she does now.” Shawn laughed
“How do you think her reaction is right now?” Ellen asked making Shawn shrug
“Why don’t you see for yourself.” Ellen said making Shawn frown in confusion as you scared him from behind making him jump out of his seat and clutching his heart as you high fived Ellen
“You scared me!” he said hugging you
“That’s kind of the point.” you said hugging the tree in front of you
“I’m honored by the way.” You whispered in his ear making him smile and rub your back.
You soon pulled away and greeted Ellen properly and went to sit by Shawn
“This is your first time on the show right?” Ellen asked you as they gave you a mic
“Yes it is.” you smiled
“And I’m gonna make sure to give you the perfect and best first time on Ellen. Let’s play: Never Have I Ever.” She said making you bury your face in Shawn’s chest
“Karma sucks doesn’t it?” Shawn whispered teasingly in your ear making you smack his chest
“Here are two paddles and this is how the game works: For example I’m gonna say never have I ever gone skinny dipping and if you have you’ll show the ‘I have’ side on your paddle and if you haven’t well you’ll know what to do.” She said making you laugh
“Ok let’s start: Never have I ever gotten a tattoo I regret.” Ellen said making you and Shawn show the ‘I have never.’ side of the paddle
“You sure Shawn?” Ellen teased making you laugh again and Shawn’s cheeks turn a light shade of pink
“Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person.” She said making you raise the 'I have never’ and Shawn hiding behind the 'I have’ paddle making you laugh
“Just keep going.” Shawn said trying to hide his red face
“No who did you send it to?” You asked trying to breathe after the laughing fest you just had
“Who?!” You and Ellen asked
“My younger sister, Aaliyah.” Shawn mumbled making you wheeze for air
“Ok next one: Never have I ever told a girl or guy how I feel about them through song.” Ellen said making Shawn reveal the 'I have’ paddle and you reveal the 'I have never’ paddle
“We kinda all already knew the answer.” Ellen said making you laugh and place the paddle down on the table and Ellen went to commercial and Shawn was supposed to get ready for his performance
“I can’t believe you’re here!” Shawn said lifting you in the air then giving you nose kisses
“Well here I am.” You said giggling
“Thank you.” he said
“For what?” You asked confused
“For always being there for me.” He replied kissing your knuckles
“What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wasn’t?” you chuckled
“Also, thank you Shawn.” you said and it was his turn to be confused
“For what?” he asked and you turned to meet his gaze
“For being the best boyfriend ever.” You said kissing him
“Now go get ready!” You said as he left to get ready.
hiii guys!! i always have too much time in my hands during the summer break and so I thought to myself,,,why not make a follow forever?? so here i am! making it! anyways! shout out to all you wonderful people for making my dash so amazing and making me smile and laugh everyday! I hope y’alls summer is going great and i hope y’all are staying hydrated in this freaking h e a t
ok so first i’d like to give a special shout out to Naghma aka @uniquely-mii!! although we have a six hour time difference, i just wanted to thank you for always being there for me and for simply being you! you’re honestly one of the best people i know (and one of my best friends on here:’)!) and i really enjoy talking to you! (i also love how we always talk in caps unless it’s something serious,,idk how that started but i love caps and it’s my aesthetics)hopefully one day soon our schedules will align and we’ll be able to skyPE once and for all:’)! i really hope we get to meet one day so i can finally give u the biggest hug in the world and so we can finally get to hang out! i love u so much and stay amazing (ps my rooster says hi:) ) xxx
also shout out to the LOUIS MAKES EVERYONE (?) gc aka my lovely wife becca, zoe , keri , america , and bella! idk what the question mark in a box that comes after “EVERYONE” bc as yall know, i still havent updated my phone so im left in the dark when it comes to those things rip (i should probably update my phone soon),,which brings me to my next point ! thank yall for putting up with my constant emphasizing “..” and me being ghost 78% of the time rip i still love u all tho and i hope we all get to meet each other some day:’) know that im always here for you all:’) stay cool guys xxx
Ok, I need to say something... These new pics are a blessing! And I don't mean in a sinning way (omg, shocking!). He looks... More chubby on his face? I know it might be because of medicines and such, but it makes me think that he's eating, and honestly is one of the thing I want him to do right now: try to live a normal and healty life. He's not at all uglier, actually he's cuter. I hope he's recovering well 🙏❤️
He’s still the most handsome hot daddy ever 🔥🔥 Anyway, I too am relieved that he gained some weight…just thinking how thin he was before his enlistment and now seeing him so healthy it’s a blessing for me. I hope he can continue his military service as police officer and only focus on his duty. When he’ll come back I want him to take all the time to choose what to do with his career but, you know, he’s a prideful person, now he’s also shouldering the responsibility for the scandal and that worries me a lot…I’m afraid that he’d choose considering more the sake of the group and fans than himself. I think that if the group will disband because of his departure, he’ll never forgive himself. But we should look at the present and all that matters now is that he’s getting the best care and he’s regaining strenght ~
"""neglected pyromaniacs"""???? im???? okay 1) rich set a fire,, not jake 2) theyre neglected but like. ever think of Not focusing on only the sad messed up things abt a character 3) let them be happy??? 4) ??????????? 5) oh my god
GOD I KNOW AND LIKE???? OK RICH SETS ONE FIRE BECAUSE HIS SQUIP TOLD HIM TO OR LIKE HE WANTED TO GET THE SQUIP OUT AND SUDDENLY HES A PYROMANIAC???? DOESNT MAKE SENSE AND YEAH WHY CANT RICHJAKE BE HAPPY AND SIMPLE NEGLECTED PYROMANIAC IS SO LONG AND I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT RICHJAKE IS PERFECT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
I could potentially make a side blog or something for this, so, like, if it bothers you for me to post a bunch about it, feel free to let me know. Politely. Like, if you stomp into my inbox and start swearing at me, I will get contrary and do whatever the fuck I want. Which, if you’re mean to me, will probably be whatever you don’t want me to do.
But if you’re all politely like, hey, I’m not gonna be able to watch until the season is finished, so I’m afraid you’ll spoil it for me and would really appreciate it if you posted on a side blog.
Or like, if you’re like, hey, I don’t actually like game of thrones, but still want to be able to follow you for CR stuff and don’t actually know how to blacklist tags (I would not judge you for this, because I legit have no idea how that works).
Just be nice is all I’m saying.
Also, like if you are down for the GoT stuff, you can let me know that too. All perspectives are welcome.
Friend of mine asked the GM if his friend could join our campaign. Graduated with a bachelors in fine arts and my friend thought he would bring interesting role-play to our games. So all of us start thinking to ourselves “this guys gonna be at Bard” but we were all surprised to find he actually was a Monk.
And not just a monk. The Bob Ross of monks. The nicest yet simultaneously the most terrifying character we’d ever witnessed. This is the story of how he beat the first serious boss of our campaign.
We were pinned behind cover vs a Gunslinger.
Gunslinger: “Come out. Come out. Wherever you are SO I CAN SHOOT YOU!”
Party talks about what to do and Monk is silent.
Then, as we are talking, he yells, “Ok. I’ll come out, but you better make that shot count!”
Monk OOC: “So there’s about 40 ft between me and him right?”
GM: “Yeah, and your speed would let you get there.”
Monk OOC: “Ok, but I deliberately want to walk slow enough so he gets a chance to shoot me.”
GM: “Uh, ok. Sure.”
Monk going towards him slowly: “Show me what you’ve got.”
Gunslinger: “You’re some kind of stupid, boy!” *Shoots*
GM: “That’s a hit. You take.”
Monk OOC: “I use Snatch Arrows.”
GM: “Wait…does that work on bullets?”
-One Rulebook Check later-
GM: “Ok so the rifle goes off and *Monk* reaches up faster than any of you can see and catches the bullet with two fingers. *Gunslinger* turns white as a sheet.”
Monk then proceeds to walk up and take a seat next to the guy, putting an arm around his shoulders while holding the bullet in his other hand.
Monk: “Hey, friend. Looks like you almost lost this. Good thing I grabbed it for you, huh? Why don’t you put the gun down before you lose any more?”
Monk OOC: “In case it’s not clear that’s an intimidate.”
GM: “Ok, roll for me.”
GM: “Of course it is. *Gunslinger* immediately puts his gun down in front of him and actually starts crying.”
Monk patting Gunslinger’s back: “Aw, there, there buddy. You almost got me. Why don’t you come with us now? Hands behind your back please. I’d hate to have to chase you.”
Our Wizard OOC to my friend: “So why did you never tell us your friend was Ace Ventura?”