i wanted to make him into a bunny

AU where Claudia and Talia run a daycare together and little!Stiles and little!Derek can’t seem to get all. They’re always fighting over snacks or toys. And it’s “not fair because Derek is stronger than a normal 5 year old”. But one day Stiles is climbing the arts and craft cabinet trying to get glitter when he slips and starts falling. Little!Derek is able to catch him and they both end up head to toe in glitter. From then on Stiles follows Derek around all “you have saved my life. I am eternally grateful”. It annoys Derek at first because he just wants Stiles to leave him alone. Until one day Stiles hits Jackson for making fun of Derek’s bunny teeth. He gets in trouble but it’s okay because Derek sits with him althrough his time out while Jackson sits alone.

anonymous asked:

Ok we're gonna need a LOT more stories about you and your sibling craziness - cmon there's gotta be a whole heap of family tales you can share?!?

One of the things you ought to know about me is that I LOVE talking about my siblings. So yes, I’d be delighted to share some more stories! It’ll probably be one at a time though because most of them need BACKSTORY and/or PERMISSION TO TELL ON THE INTERNET.

The Haunted Easter Bunny

So this was one of the rare times in my life when my step-siblings weren’t around. It was just my mom, my brother T and my sister H ( @believingfate) on Easter. We were probably…nine? Ten? Somewhere around there and my mom had just started teaching fourth grade so she wanted to make sure we kept up our good Family Vibes™ by having dinner together as much as possible.

So we’d just finished eating and my mom was like, “Hey, do you guys want to hear a story? A SPOOKY story?”

And we all knew my mom’s stories, they’re the best, so we were like “HELL YEAH,” but more like “Yes, please” because my mom and dad gave us manners, thanks. (Also, although my parents were divorced, I was pretty convinced that my dad would materialize out of thin air and chastise us for swearing even if we were at my mom’s lol).

So my mom started to tell us about these three kids who lived in a house like ours, went to a school like ours, and who had chocolate Easter bunny candy like ours. She did the voices and shook the furniture to show how the thunder shook the house and everything and we were l i v i n g .  .  .

In fear. We were living in fear as she described how the kids all went to bed and then, in the middle of the night, heard the front door open.

Creeeeeeaaaaaaaaak, my mom squeaked, drawing her fingernails over the wood table.

Tonight, I thought, we die.

Unfortunately, my mom didn’t realize that we were terrified, not just excited. She said, “They hear something heavy come up the stairs. Thump…thump…THUMP!” She shouted, flashing her hands at us. “Very faintly they can hear a ghostly voice. Where…is….my….head?” She pointed accusingly to the headless chocolate Easter bunny lying on the table and suddenly we knew.

I was glued to my seat, eyes wide, my sister H was staring at her plate like she’d be able to not hear the story if she stared hard enough, and my brother T was standing next to his chair rather than sitting in it. Because we’d just eaten the head of a chocolate Easter Bunny and this story was about three kids and holy shit there are three of us.

This isn’t a story, it’s a frickin’ prophecy, I thought.

“’It’s the Easter Bunny!’ the kids cry to each other,” my mom said, “’We ate his head and he wants it back!’ They hear the dreaded bunny hop up the last of the stairs and make its way to their room. Where….is….my…HEAD.” My mom reached behind her and rattled the cabinet. “He tried to open the door. They could hear him trying to turn the knob with his paws. Where is….my…HEAD.”

I wiped my eyes frantically because I was tough and not scared at all.

It was at this point my mom realized that we were terrified, probably because at least one of us (me) was starting to cry from fear. So she tried to stop being horrifying and lighten the story up because we were nine and her sound effects were really scary.

My mom quickly finished, “And he burst into the room, asking where his head was. ‘We ate it!’ the children cried. The ghost Easter bunny said, ‘Oh, okay!’ And disappeared, content that his chocolate head was where it was supposed to be!”

“Haha,” I said weakly and T and H followed suit. My mom was feeling pretty good about saving the story and making it funny, so she let us eat some more chocolate before doing the dishes. She went upstairs to get ready for bed, leaving us to it.

So we did the dishes and we wanted to watch a movie to forget the Horrors™. Mom still wasn’t back downstairs, so I was nominated to go upstairs to get her. The reason why I was nominated was because my mom was a frickin’ bat and never turned on the lights in the house because she could see in the dark. So, as the least afraid of the dark (or rather the least willing to show it), I was sent up the stairs.

I looked into her dark room and didn’t see her. I could kind of make out something white in the middle of the room though and thought it could be her pajamas. “Mom?”

Silence.

I stepped into the room. “Mom?”

From the depths of darkness came a sound. “OoooOOOOooOOOOoOOOH!”

“NO!” I shouted reflexively. The white thing wasn’t my mom–it was a ghost!

IT’S THE HAUNTED EASTER BUNNY, I thought and panicked. I screamed. T and H were halfway up the stairs to see what was taking so long and they screamed

Then we were ALL screaming and running around the landing. T tried to shove himself into the laundry hamper, H ran halfway down the stairs and then back up again. I ran into the bathroom and slammed the door, gibbering.

“OOOooOooOOOOOOooooOOOOH!”

My siblings started pounding on the bathroom door. “Let us in! Let us in!”

I held onto the doorknob for dear life. If I open the door, the headless bunny will get me too, I thought. Goodbye, T and H.

In that instant, I was ready to let my siblings die, I swear.

No, I thought, no. I need to save them. Dad will ask questions if they die here. I have to open the door.

I let them in, still screaming, and we slammed the door shut, locking it and sobbing. H jumped into the bathtub and T slammed his back against the door and I stood on the toilet so that I’d have the height advantage when the giant bunny broke in.

From insider her dark ass room, my mom began to laugh.

“It’s just me,” she said. We could hear her walk onto the landing. “Kids? You’re laughing, right?”

We were not laughing. My mom felt terrible.

roses-and-oceans  asked:

Psssstttttttttttt hi _(-ω-`_)⌒)_ how about first dating Ignis headcanons? (ง ˙ω˙)ว(ง ˙ω˙)ว(ง ˙ω˙)ว(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ)(・ิω・ิ) love youuuuu 💕💕💕💕

Why hello you little shit  💕

First Date: Ignis Scientia

• He’s going to pick you up in one of the nicest cars Noctis was oh so generous to lend him for the occasion. It’s not that he wants to show off, he just wants to make himself worthy of your time and provide the absolute best for you. 

• If he takes you out around noon then you’ll both go to the nicest cafe in Insomnia, which surprisingly is an absolute hole in the wall yet serves fantastic meals and pastries. He’ll tell you little facts about the lunch you’re both having, and damn is it adorable to see him lose himself in his ramble about the recipe.

Bonus points if he takes you to one of those cafes where they have cats/birds/bunnies/etc. I like to think he has a soft spot for hedgehogs and birds.

• Afterwards, he’ll take you to the botanical guardians of the Citadel, which only a portion is open to the public. Thanks to his status working under the crown, you get to see it all. You and Ignis will spend a good three hours there, looking at the different types of plant life being grown there as well as conversing quietly amongst yourselves. You’ll loop your arm around his, tilting your head slightly and blushing when he leans close to tell you in a whisper how even the most elegant and exotic flower here can’t compare to you. 

• The sun will be setting by the time you’re done there. From here, there’s two ways this date can end: he’ll take you home or take you to dinner depending on your current appetite. If he takes you home, he’ll walk you to your door and plant a kiss on the back of your hand, requesting to see you again soon. 

• If you decide on dinner, he’ll take you to his favorite restaurant and tell you about the recommended dishes. Feeling bold? Rest your hand on his and ask to taste what he’s having. Ignis will give you an intense gaze, which you return, and he’ll feed you a piece. His eyes will be focused on your lips as they close around the end of the fork. You’ll catch him staring and smirk, to which he’ll notice and apologize.

• Next you’ll walk to the nearby plaza and sit by the fountain. At this point, he’s holding your hand and rubbing his thumb over yours. You’ll lean more into him and he’ll smile at your warmth. 

• Whether Ignis kisses you on the first date depends entirely on your current relationship. Should you have met him a little while ago, he’ll want to get more comfortable around you before making himself so vulnerable. 

• If he’s known you for the longest time and he finally worked up the courage to ask you out, he’ll kiss you. The both of you will be standing outside the door to your apartment, giving him the final hug of the night. He’ll pull back enough to look at you, his hands resting on your hips when your eyes meet. 

• “Thank you for spending the day with me, Y/N. I had a wonderful time.” He then leans down, nose brushing against yours as if asking for permission to kiss you. You smile and close the distance, melting into the softness of his lips.

• You’ll giggle when you finally break away from the kiss and he whispers “Breathtaking..” 


@hypaalicious @blindbae @stunninglyignis @bowappthetee @major-artery

Reaction to BTS falling in love with their psychologist

Seokjin

Jin was fully aware of his love for you. When he really started to feel buterflies in his tummy, you started receiving all kinds of flowers and food. This is when you found out and you bluntly asked him out through one of his sessions. And everything else is history. 

Originally posted by bwiseoks

 Namjoon

Namjoon was always a cheeky bastard. When he realized he likes his psychologist he didn’t make his sessions more.Nooo…he started coming to your office only to hang out. Like a lunch, a walk in the park, things like that. The first few times you thought it was only to help him relax and then you noticed it also made you relax and it also made you look out for him. And to be brutally honest, you also fell for the boy with overworking disorder. 

Originally posted by ksjknj

Yoongi

Yoongi didn’t really like the fact that he was falling for you and tried his best not to show it. Since his whole problem starts from not being able to show his emotions, now he really stopped talking to you. As he saw you began to worry about him, the boy decided to show his true feelings through the only way he knew. Music. So he sang. About his problems, about his love for you. And then it hit you like a ton of bricks that the black haired rebel wasn’t the only person in love in this room.

Originally posted by imonaworldtour

Hoseok

Through one of the sessions the boy just bluntly spit it out. “So I was lying in my bed, as you have told me and was thinking ‘How can I, Jung Hoseok, invite you Ms.Y/N, to dinner’ and then it hit me. Y/n will you go out with me? Even if I’m mentally unstable as you like to call me.” You couldn’t say no to that.

Originally posted by jeony

Jimin

Jimin would be very shy about it. He wouldn’t want to tell you. So he just makes more and more sessions with you and always makes up excuses to spend more time with you. At some point you noticed that everytime the boy with the kitten pawns came in your heart was pounding, expecting him. So you asked him out, instead of him you. You knew it was unproffessional, yet you fell for him.

Originally posted by whyparkjimin

Taehyung

He will just say it. “Y/N I  want to go out with you. Wouldn’t you want to go out with me? I know I’m a patient and all so think about it like…an experiment you can explore? Don’t you want to know what’s going in this crazy head? Of course you do. Let’s go.

Originally posted by taehyunglq

Jungkook

The bunny in him told him to stay quiet and to talk only about his problem, but truth to be told, you were his problem. He wanted to be a man to you, not a patient, so slowly but surely his attitude around you changed. He became confident and sexy suddenly. He used his confidence with you and his plan worked. You fell for him as fast as you saw it coming. 

Originally posted by sugutie

Reactions are open. *SMUT,ANGST, FLUFF*

MTL

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REACTIONS

MASTERLIST

Heather sentence starters!

  • “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”
  • “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
  • “My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.”
  • “Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!”
  • “You know I’m always red.”
  • “People love you, but I know you.”
  • “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
  • “Call me when the shuttle lands.”
  • “Why are you such a mega bitch?”
  • “Why are you pulling my dick?”
  • “Do you take German?”
  • “You’ve been depressed lately.”
  • “Real life sucks people dry.”
  • “You wanna fuck with the eagles? You gotta learn to fly.”
  • “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing kumbaya one more time…”
  • “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
  • “It’ll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for a week.”
  • “I just killed my best friend/worst enemy.”
  • “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
  • “Grow up. Bulimia is so ‘87.”
  • “Oh god, make sure this never happens to me. I don’t think I can handle suicide.”
  • “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
  • “Watch it, you might be digesting food there.”
  • “Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?”
  • “Did you hear, school is cancelled today because two boys killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.”
  • “My son is a homosexual and I love him.”
  • “I love my dead gay son.”
  • “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “My love, there is a new sheriff in town.”
BTS’s Reaction to you Wanting to Cuddle

Request:  Bts’ reaction to you wanting to cuddle with them! Thanks! m- @thisisrapmonster

I tried a new format for this one guys give me feedback on if you like it! -Admin Rose


Suga:

  • Acts like he doesn’t want to 
  • But as soon as you’re like “nevermind” HE IS THERE
  • Like “I mean if you really want to of course we can”
  • but you know the truth he’s a cuddle monster
  • holds you v tight
  • Plays with your hair for so long
  • occasionally kisses you

Originally posted by kuromel

Originally posted by lovershub

J-Hope:

  • How to make Hobi’s day- ask him to cuddle
  • Wraps his arms entirely around you
  • makes a cocoon for you out of him and blankets
  • LOTS of forehead kisses
  • Doesn’t move even after his arm falls asleep 

Originally posted by pjmjjk

Originally posted by lovershub

Rap Mon:

  • Happy Mon™
  • Hold you tight so you feel safe
  • you always somehow end up on top of him
  • Chest is firm and nice
  • and v warm
  • You end up falling asleep before you know it

Originally posted by kazumitatzumi

Originally posted by coupleaims

Jungkook:

  • Happy bunny maknae
  • Is always up for cuddling 
  • Likes you to lay on his chest
  • Just so he can give you kisses on top of your head
  • Smells v nice and it’s great 

Originally posted by jibeom

Originally posted by relationshipaims

Jin:

  • If you wanna see him smile just ask to cuddle
  • Big spoon™
  • Kisses your cheek so often
  • and your neck
  • Will sing to you if you ask

Originally posted by jjilljj

Originally posted by painfulblisss

Jimin:

  • Super happy 
  • Loves cuddling (especially from you)
  • Likes laying on you
  • Loves when you play with his hair
  • Don’t even think about getting up because that boy is stuck to you
  • Not even five minutes in he’s asleep

Originally posted by itschiminie

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

V:

  • Cheeky af when you ask him
  • “Of course jagiya.”
  • likes looking you in the eyes as you cuddle
  • whispers sweet nothings
  • Rubs your back as you both talk

Originally posted by hellosarang

Originally posted by pleasingpics

Looking at You (Final Chapter!)

This is our last chapter together! Thank you so so much to everyone who tagged along on this fic, it was quite the ride and I love you guys!

Catch up on Chapters 1-11 HERE.

Can’t wait to hear what you all think of this :)
Enjoy :)

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“Hey guys.” Tony stopped in the common room area, and the team looked up expectantly. “I’m heading out for a few days. Just wanted to let everyone know, because you all have developed this fairly annoying habit of tracking me down if you lose sight of me for more than a minute so… you know.”

“Bye Tony!”
“Travel safe.”
“Bring me back something.”
“Wasn’t he just gone on something?”
“He has a company to run it’s not like Iron Man is his only job.”

The team tossed various goodbyes at him and went right back to their business.

Bucky was sitting on the far end of the room and looked up quickly, meeting Tony’s eyes with a small smile. He knew Tony had had this little trip planned for a week or so but was disappointed that he was leaving without a proper goodbye. They hadn’t been able to spend the last couple nights together, and Bucky already missed him.

“Ahem.” Tony cleared his throat obnoxiously, and the team looked back up, Bucky included.

“I will miss you.” Tony said loudly, staring across the room into Bucky’s blue eyes.

“Uh, we will miss you too, Tony.” Clint offered hesitantly and Steve nodded slowly.
“Yeah, Tony, we will miss you too.” Sam chime in, and Bucky just smiled to himself at the teams confusion.

“And–” Tony started to speak again and stopped, biting his lip anxiously. Bucky leaned forward in his chair, wondering what could possibly have Tony nervous. “And–” Tony started again, straightening his shoulders. “And I love looking at you.”

Then he was gone, nearly running out of the room as the team all stared at each other awkwardly.

“Um. I’m going to assume that he’s drunk.” Natasha said with a shrug. “He always used to get super sentimental after a few whiskeys.”

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anonymous asked:

Since Mika probably hates his new eyes I can imagine Yuu showing him a powerpoint presentation about Cute Animals With Red Eyes™ to make him feel better.

Mika: how am I supposed to feel better about being a vampire with this
Yuu: because they have red eyes and are still cute, just like you
Mika:
Yuu: look at this bunny! It’s so fluffy and soft!
Mika: I don’t want to be like a bunny
Yuu: *gasps* why not?

oneofthemillionarmy  asked:

Imagine y/n setting up a swear jar at home in attempts to remind everyone to hold their tongue around baby jeon. Even so, yoongi is the biggest contributor to the jar (no joke, they can all get ice cream, courtesy of yoongi). One day, yoongi has a really bad rant, he comes home, takes the jar, and shows everyone that he's putting in a large amount of money as a warning. Everyone is quiet out of fear of what he has to say as y/n quietly takes jeon back to his room before yoongi starts

Bonus: jungkookie knows the signs and hands yoongi his bunny before he goes back into the room. Now yoongi doesnt know whether he still has the heart to rant anymore. When he’s done sharing (with as minimal swearing he can manage), jungkookie comes back out with y/n. Yoongi gives jungkook back his bunny and pats his head, “you want some ice cream, kid?”

the whole ordeal of the swear jar wasn’t to collect money but it was to make sure the boys thought twice about putting money into a jar they wouldn’t be able to take back because you’re using that shit on the things they break around the house and part of a ‘treat yourself’ section you’d have with jungkook.

overtime the jar was heavier than others but for the most part, they managed to control their words and selection of vocabulary around the four year old.

however, today was a special occasion.

yoongi, the main contributor to why the jar weighs ton comes in and the door slams as an arrival. without a word, he storms over to the familiar looking cookie jar in the kitchen and brings it out to the dining table. all eyes are on him, but his eyes only lock on yours as he pulls out his wallet and tosses in a decent chunk of money, in contrast to his usual dollar bills.

understanding what his gaze to you means, you’re gently picking jungkook up into your arms, “i’ll take you to your room jungkookie,” 

said kid carefully hugs your neck, slotting his face there, “is hyung okay…?”

“yeah he just has a bad day,” you murmur, and yoongi nods in gratitude when you take the four year old to the room down the hall and close the door. as yoongi heaves a deep breath and is about to give the boys one hell of a story to listen to, the creaking of jungkook’s bedroom door comes open and he stalks out silently. yoongi raises a brow at jungkook darting towards him with a familiar looking stuffed toy.

he tugs on his jeans and gets yoongi to kneel, so jungkook can hand him - “bunny?”

“bunny makes me feel happy. because noona made it. so it’ll make you happy too. you can have it for a while,”

“…jungkook, this is-”

“jungkookie!” your voice echoes and jungkook only reaches forward to peck yoongi’s cheek before he rushes back to you and the door closes after.

the remaining five stare at yoongi and - “if you still have the heart to curse after that, you’re the devil™.”

((”are you still mad, hyung?”

“…not so much, no.”

“…”

“…”

“do you want ice cream, kid?”

“…i knew bunny worked.”))

BTS Reacting to Their S/O Being Almost 9 Months Pregnant and Being Insecure

Request by Anon:  BTS reacting to their s/o being almost 9months pregnant & him thinking that she’s even more beautiful because she’s carrying their child??


I love this scenario! Honestly, it was kinda challenging to write something different for each one beacause the boys would love you so much if you’re carrying their child and think you are always beautiful so I decided to make it a mix of a dabble and a reaction. I love this reaction so much and giggled the whole time to myself while writing this that my parents had to check up on me three times! Anyways enjoy you guys!


Taehyung: This guy… (sigh). He is the perfect definition of an over worrying expecting father. This guy will follow each step you make thinking even stepping too hard might you and your baby. He would ask you what you’re craving until he will be the reason you lose your appetite. JK ( not Jungkook. See what I did there). Seriously though he will do anything you ask of him and tell you how beautiful you are and that you guys should have more babies to keep that bright glow on your face. (You know he wants to have a lot of kids). You wouldn’t even have the thought of having any insecurities because he will erase them before you even have them (by flowering you with kisses). Overall, this guy is going make an amazing father and a husband. (Is it obvious that he’s my bias?)

Him grabbing your face randomly to show you how much he loves you. 

Jungkook: This guy being the maknae, he will most likely have a child after at least some of his hyungs have their own families. He would take that as an advantage and ask his hyungs everything he has to do while his S/O is pregnant. The rest of BTS who have faced the various mood swings, cravings, and morning sickness will tell him the most important thing was to make sure she still feels beautiful in his eyes. Then he would be like, “But she’s always beautiful to me.” The rest of BTS will be like, “Yeah, but she needs to hear it from you idiot!” He would tell you you’re beautiful at least 10 times a day after that. He would say it to the point you would be creeped out, but he just wants to make sure he does everything right. (This nervous bunny. He acts confident, but we all know him that he’s a cute little bunny on the inside)

Originally posted by sugataecups

When Jimin tells him to never come empty handed when his S/O is craving something, and Taehyung’s like oh yeah I totally forgot about that, and Jungkook is like “wow seriously?”

J-Hope: Another follower. This guy would have a smile plastered on his face the minute he heard you were pregnant with his baby. He would comfort you whenever you have morning sickness and make sure you ate healthily. If you start having any doubts about how you look to him because you have a baby bump? You are in for it. He will go on for at least an hour on how much he loves you no matter how you look. In fact seeing your baby bump makes him fall more in love with you. This sweetheart will make you cry from how much he loves you.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

His excited face every time you go get an ultrasound. 

Namjoon: I don’t know why, but I’m picturing him with glasses the whole time (I have a weird interest towards guys with glasses- you know the ones that idols wear a lot). He would be writing some lyrics (about you) as you sigh and rub your belly. At first, he wouldn’t notice, but as you seem to smile less and less as the months went, he would understand that you’re feeling insecure (with the help of the other boys and the internet). I think he would be the most direct about how he feels from all the boys. He would straight out tell you how amazing you are, and he loved the fact that there’s going to be a half Namjoon and half you running around the house. He would then show you the new songs he wrote to serenade you. (I don’t know why but I’m imagining this in a study room)

Originally posted by taetaehyungs

He looks so good with glasses!

Jin:J I can imagine it. You suddenly not eating because you think it will add to the weight you gained from the baby bump. He would notice immediately because you normally eat his food in one mouthful. You wouldn’t even have to tell him he would just know. He would kneel in front of you, make you face him, and hold your hand. “I love you. Thank you for taking care of our baby. He/she is so lucky to have a wonderful mother, and I’m so lucky to have such a beautiful woman to call mine. Now, what are you craving for? ” He would say it in a way that you wouldn’t feel he said it because he noticed your insecurities, which is even better.

Originally posted by allforbts

Imagine him doing this while he cooks for you. (I’m cringing, but happy just thinking about it)

Yoongi: He would totally take you to his studio and play music for you and your baby to listen. He would want his baby to know his passion towards music and want his child to share the same passion. If he feels that you feel bad about your pregnant self, he would write songs about how beautiful you are to him no matter what. He would be upset that he thinks that of yourself, especially with your child approaching. Although he’s not a guy that expresses himself externally, he will make sure you know how much he loves you and your unborn child. (This guy… he’s a romantic underneath all that sarcastic layers).

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

Imagine Tae was your child. (I just love this gif. Yoongi looks like he’s so used this that he gave up being annoyed. Well if you can beat em, smile at their cuteness) 

Jimin: If you’re pregnant with his child, I’m sure your relationship with him would be public. He would want to take walks with you to take a break from life and low-key (more like high-key) show off his wife carrying his child (because you’re so beautiful and he wants others after you to get the hint). You would refuse because you’re self-conscious about your weight and that it would embarrass him. He’d start laughing when he hears that. “You’re kidding me right? I think we need to take you for an eye check up,” he’d lift your chin with one hand and place his other hand on your belly, ”because all I see is a radiant goddess standing in front of me”

Originally posted by bangtanboyvines

His smile (Swoon!!!!). You’re one lucky person if you end up with this fluff ball. 

anonymous asked:

Hello love, could you rec me your favourite 8th year fics on ao3?

Hello yourself! YES, I can absolutely do this and honestly I feel like I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. I am OBSESSED with 8th year fics and I hope I can recommend at least a few you haven’t read already! :)

*warning*: This is an Extremely Long List. It is in literally no order because I love all of these fics so much it is as if they are my own children and I couldn’t possibly rank them

Unexpected Consequences by Lauren3210 (39K)- Harry was going back to school. He was going to play Quidditch, sleep in lessons, hang out with his friends, and generally just enjoy being a kid for a change. And he was also going to do it while being bonded with Malfoy, because apparently life was just going to continue throwing curveballs at him. Harry didn’t know why he expected anything different.
This is one of the first fics I ever read and I still remember it clearly; it was THAT good! As an alternative to Azkaban, Draco is allowed to attend Hogwarts provided he agrees to a bond with Harry that makes him to do whatever Harry says. Naturally, once the feelings start this causes a lot of worrying and angst and klsfhd it’s just really really good! Also did I mention they share a private room? I know I can’t be the only one who lives for that.

Right Hand Red by lumosed_quill (73K)- Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.
Another of the first ever fics I read (and reread!) and MAN IS IT FUCKING AMAZING. The lust starts right from the beginning and there are *lots* of party games and a secret relationship and sweet moments and teaching of patronus charms and *sigh* I just want to go read it again right now!

Lumos by birdsofshore (41.5K)- Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
FABULOUS fic in which they are roommates and then Draco wanks and then Harry wanks and then Draco and Harry wank at the same time, and then there are feelings!! A thousand times yes.

Strange Bathfellows by Bixgirl1 (27.5K)- It started with a bath. Or a potions accident. Or maybe it started before that, but who can tell anymore.Featuring: Uncomfortable wanking, more comfortable wanking, mutual wanking, bath sharing, inappropriate betting, secret shagging, those secrets at Hogwarts that everyone knows, and oblivious Harry who knows one thing: he’s falling in love.
Harry and Draco being forced to share a bath is everything I never knew I needed until I was blessed enough to find this fic. @bixgirl1 has MANY truly ✨FABULOUS✨ eighth year fics (for example Instruction for a Misplaced Slytherin (8.5K) in which Draco teaches Harry about sex and In Evidence of Magical Theory (43.5K), which features forced bonding) and you should definitely read them all, but Strange Bathfellows remains my favorite! :)

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So You Do Love Me (Jay Park x Reader)

Requested by anon. Enjoy!

Originally posted by korean-hip-hop

You were very successfull in USA, you were in the industry since you turned 18, you were loved by many people worldwide mostly cause you kept it real, you didn’t try to be the sweet girl or the sexy one or the goofy one, you were all of them. You showed different trypes of yourself, your latest album called ‘voices’ was a huge success, people loved how you played around with all different kinds of emotions, that’s why it was called 'voices’ because people have all kinds of voices in their head and you didn’t just stick to one. 

But you felt like you were getting comfortable. You wanted a challenge, yes you did get challenged cause being in the spotlight is a daily struggle, but you were getting used to it. A concert in Korea turned everything around, it was so different and you quickly noticed that not many foreigners made it big in this country. It took a full year for you to get realeased from your contract in USA and get signed in a company in Korea called YMC

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You were very happy, but not many people were. Korea was a very competitive country and very strict with their bussiness, especially when you are a foreigner. Being called a “koreaboo” and stuff like that had become an everyday thing. You were very close to giving up and going back to USA, that was when you met Jay.

You could swear that you had never met such a positive person. He was very welcoming and helping, he knew how hard it could be for an artist that had nothing to do with this country and tried to find success. So he welcomed you with open arms, you collaborated on a song called “Still killing it” and it was great, you enjoyed his company and you decided that just because your song ended, that does not mean your friendship would

———————-

Jay had a very special place in your heart, like you had in his. You loved to talk to him, to get his opinion for everything and just be silly together, you understood each other and your bond started growing daily. Sometimes you questioned your motives, they were plenty of times that you caught yourself imagining stuff that were not what firends do, you felt that warm fuzzy feeling when he hugged you, you had a smile whenever he called you beautiful, you felt nice when he hid his face in your neck when he was tired and hugged you to find comfort.

You were extremely happy when he told you that you would appear together at a hiphop special that the variety show 'happy together’ was doing, with you it would also be Dok2, Bobby, Cheetah and Kittib. Of course you chose the dressing room that was next to his.“Come in"You said when you heard a knock on your door. He walked in with a smile and approached you and gave you a kiss on the cheek.

"You’re ready babygirl?”

“Yeah they are just finishing my hair”

“I like your lipstick, it brings out your eyes”

He complimented you. You smiled and winked at him. Recently the feelings that you usually brushed off were getting stronger and it was scaring you, you’ve seen how girls come and go and you did not want that to happen to you.

——————–

You walked in all togehter and because of your heels and your sore ankle made you trip, but Jay who was of course right next to you caught you and pushed you next to his body

“No, stay with me girly”

He said and posed, making it a bit comedic and acting like nothing happened. You posed next to him while others laughed, you giggled and went to your seat

“That was a quick save”

One of the MC’s spoke. You smiled and nodded

“Yeah, that’s why I hang out with him”

———————

The interview kept going and it finally your turn came.

“So you have a second album coming up, what are we expecting from this one?”

“It’s more of a fluffy vibe to it. Since my last album was very bold and seductive, I wanted to show a different side of me”

“She has slippers with bunnies on them”

“Hey, you weren’t supposed to say that”

You said and covered Jay’s mouthed. He licked your palm- knowing that it will gross you out- and you yanked it away

“Ewww, disgusting" 

 You rubbed your hand on his shirt, making the saliva he left get rubbed on his shirt

"Aren’t they adorable?”

Dok2 pointed it out, and everyone nodded their heads

“I am adorable, he is gross”

“really? then why do you call me everytime you are sad? 'Jay I need to talk to you, I am upset, please Jay’ ”

He said in a high whiny voice, immitating you. You slapped his upper hand and desided to turn the tables on him

“Cause I feel bad for you and I want you to feel like you have friends”

“really?”

“Yeah. Ah!”

He put you on a headlock, getting a wild reaction from not just you but from everyone, some of them even laughed at the silly view

“Take it back”

“Never”

“Jay let her go, her managment will sue us”

The MC said. He let you got and you slapped him in the face this time.

“You idiot, that really hurt”

“I am sorry bunny”

He used the nickname he had for you and kissed your cheek. Everyone aww’d and you just pushed him awayDuring the rest of the interview you couldn’t help but question your feelings. Was this really just a friendly game? or did he also have some other feelings for you? was it worth the risk?

“So as you said, you are a very sexy and seductive artist? Does that scare guys away?”

“Sometimes. Some men was a very normal and cute girl, I like to wear tight clothes and show my curves, if a guy can talk about sex then why shouldn’t I do it?”

“That’s why I also approached her. She has that amazing and unapologetic attitude, she is also a straight boss, no artist would do what she did and go to a totally diferent country and start from scratch.”

Jay chimed in. You leaned your head to his shoulder and looked at him with puppy eyes

“Awww so you do love me”

“Sadly, yes”

Your smile dropped and you pulled away from him

“You just ruined a perfect moment”

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You didn’t wait for him, you jsut went back to the dressing room as fast as you could. He noticed that, he had to admit that it bothered him, he wanted to talk to you. For a week now he was pep talking himself to talk to you, he couldn’t keep the act anymore, to him you were never a friend, he just never knew how to talk to you like a girlfriend, you made him nervous and protective. He was even overprotective towards you when it came to him, he knew his reputation and how he portrayed himself in the public, how could you trust a man that on it’s latest mv had a girl on his lap and on a bed? He thought he was protecting you, but in reality you jsut putted yourselfs in a torture

“hey, you weren’t really hurt by the headlock right?”

“No, I’m fine don’t worry about it”

You avoided eye contact as you took of your bracelets. The both of you could feel the tension growing, he had to put an end to this

“Let’s go out”

“I’m not hungry Jay

”“No, not like that. As a… date”

That got your attention. You turned to him completely stunned, you opened your mouth but nothing came out

“I…. um…. what?”

“I like you (y/n), I don’t want to be your friend, I never did. I want to be your man, I am sorry but I cannot stand on the side and just let other guys to touch you-specially after that Chul guy-  and…. I want to be that man”

You smiled at him. Seeing him so upset over your ex boyfriends, he never liked Chul, he thought that he was stuck up and arrogant. You ended with him on friendly terms but Jay never stopped complaining about how he treated you.

“You are so cute”

“What?”

He raised his eyebrow, not expecting you to say that. You walked to him and wrapped your arms around his neck, he automatically wrapped his around your waist.

“Should I wear my bunny slippers on our date?”

“Ohhhh girl you trynna seduce me, with those sexy ass slippers”

“Maybe a hair bun too?”

“girl you sure know how to turn a guy on”

plot idea: PLs a hot as fuck high school music teacher who never really got out of his leather jacket and biker phase and used to be in a band but now teaches high school students what real music is and is notorious for being arrogant and vv sarcastic and a kindergarden teacher who loves kids and wears lilac/pink/purple color cotton shirts and smooth pants and is cute as a button and imagine him teaching the kids to make flower crowns and music teacher sees a flower crown on him and smirks and teases him about how cute he looks

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My bunny-yams book report

@bunny-yams is a very important person. He is outstandingly creative and unique and blows me away constantly.
Brice has an art style that never ceases to make me smile, or provoke some form emotion. It is always has an appeal to it that makes me want to stare at it for 80 years. Not to mention he just has beautiful art in general. He has wonderful color choice and dedication to incredible aus. Also he drew me Alex in a genie costume and I cried because it was just so fucking good? Like its just all good….I’m not a good art critic but its damn good and makes me so happy even when I’m fucking crying my eyes out. And just having a bad day? Look at Brice’s art and all…is well… His art is a blessing that we don’t deserve but definitely asked for and every posts he makes is w o w. No matter what. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
Brice is also just….an amazing person. Like I never expected to be able to be his friend but now I am and I am so so so so so blessed. He is so kind and understanding and just an incredible person. He is sweet, strong as hell, funny, cute as fuck, a literal actual angel, and just everything I ever could want in a friend. I don’t deserve him, I don’t know why he decided to stay friends with me, but I love him very dearly and every time I get to talk to him makes me feel better than I did. Because life has been real rough lately, but he’s there for me and like…wow? Just wow. He just like a life fuel for me. Like one of the eight people I can absolutely not live without. I’d be lost without him. I am so grateful he accepted my friendship.
In conclusion, Bunny is the best thing to happen to me. And just a really good person in general. Also I’ve never written a book report.

You’re Being Ridiculous- Tyler Seguin

Originally posted by mattyymarts

Ok anon, I hope this was what you were looking for. Generally you guys like fluffy so I made it fluffy! Hope you all like it!

Warning: cusses

Anon Request: I love your writing! Can you please do a Tyler Seguin imagine where he gets extremely jealous and you get into a huge argument? Thank you!!

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              This was such a ridiculous conversation, you couldn’t actually believe you were having it with Tyler.

              “Why is this such a big deal?” you asked.

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heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."

anonymous asked:

Can I request the RFA+V's reactions to MC working with animals? I'm a pet groomer so I always find myself imagining what they would think about that. Thank you!

Hope you and your pets like this :p


RFA + V with a MC who really like animals


Common: So MC works with rescued animals and she managed to take some of them to live with her.


Zen

  • You told him you reeeeaaally liked animals, he just had no Idea it was that much
  • Dogs, so many dogs! And bunnies, and a turtle.
  • Well, as long as you don’t have any cat… oh, there is a sphinx cat too, okay… no allergy, then.
  • He was never surrounded by animals, so it’s hard to get used to, but he really likes the big dogs
  • When it comes to your work, he’s always promoting you adoption events at his Tripter account
  • Having his amazing actor’s memory, he learns every pet’s name pretty fast
  • Likes to throw sticks and Frisbees to the dogs, lets the cat sleep on his lap and feeds the bunnies, he doesn’t really know how to interact with the turtle, tho
  • “Oh, MC, this bunny is the cutest!” he’s grinning so much when you tell you named this one after him.


Yoosung

  • He can train to be a vet, you can have free appointments with a vet. Match made in heaven
  • Three dogs, two cats and a goatling. All of them grown fond of him pretty fast.
  • Wants to impress you showing how much he’s studying by taking a look at the animal’s teeth and guessing their ages.
  • He can’t possibly choose his favorite, but the goatling is absolutely adorable, he won’t lie there.
  • Is a constant volunteer at your projects.
  • He’s always taking pictures of all of them and showing to his classmates, hates to be teased about preferring your animals over you.
  • If only they knew that sometimes he even gets a little jealous of all the attention you give to the pets…
  • Blushes furiously when you shoo one of the cats from his lap and fill its place.


Jaehee

  • She was aware about the 6 dogs and the iguana, but she was not ready to face the chaos that is your apartment
  • Okay, the iguana doesn’t do much, but the dogs… all of them so big and so energetic. One of them greeted her by throwing her at the floor and licking her nose.
  • Yes, she was never surrounded by animals either, so it is a little bit of a shock at first
  • But she understands now why you’re so responsible, having animals can make you get very diligent over things, and she likes it
  • She also volunteers for your events, usually she’s the one who planned the whole logistic of it
  • She eventually grows fond of this one dog who apparently really like her, as he always brings his toys for her or his leash, indicating that it’s time for a little walk, oh… he’s so polite!
  • You were so worried about her not liking animals, but soon it shows you had nothing to worry about, the only animal she didn’t really like that much was Elizabeth, after all.
  • Sometimes feels a little paranoid that the iguana is watching her…


Jumin

  • Well, he might have thought about finding Elizabeth a friend eventually, but this is on a whole another level…
  • Cats, bunnies, and an aquarium with some golden fishes, it’s not as fancy as his own, but it’s a pretty decent one
  • Your cats are… nothing like Elizabeth, they’re a lot more energetic and not that clingy, he feels like some of them don’t really like him.
  • It’s just an impression, though, he knows most cats are very independent creatures, especially being your cats… and he can always pat the bunnies, anyways
  • He doesn’t have the time to be more present, but is always making donations in cash or in old toys Elizabeth doesn’t want to play with it anymore
  • There’s this white little bunny that reminds him of Elizabeth, so it’s secretly his favorite.
  • He can’t wait to bring her along, but you tell him that this should be a slow process, since your cats are a little temperamental (so is Elizabeth, let’s not lie here)
  • “I’ve always believed that people who like animals can’t be bad, no wonder you’re the best person I know, my love.” This man has no chill, even when it comes to animals, oh lord…


Saeyoung

  • L-O-V-E-S!
  • 3 dogs, a cat and a snake (!!!) He thought you might be the coolest person in the whole universe when he found about this on the background check
  • Now that he can actually live with them he’s just sure about your coolness.
  • When it comes to your work, he manages all the social media accounts and even takes a lo of the pictures that are posted
  • You don’t allow him to stay too close to the cats, since they’re old, and he surprisingly understands this, he holds back his urge to run around with them and bite their necks.
  • So he has fun with the dogs, the three are all over him when he comes to your place and he loves the attention.
  • He’s fascinated by the snake, he researches everything about it: gender, age, natural habitat, everything! He has the reptile around his neck more than you do.
  • But at the end of the day, he snuzzles to your chest  “Treat me like your kitty, meow~~” he says in a purr


V

  • He wouldn’t say out loud, but he imagines you as Snow White surrounded by animals in the forest when you told him about your pets
  • You’re definitely a princess, but it’s just 3 cats, 2 bunnies and a turtle. No squirrels, deers or birds that sing along with you, unfortunately.
  • Not that he’s complaining, he really likes your pets. If they’re yours, they’re the luckiest creatures in the universe, after all.
  • Now he gets where your kindness and empathy come from, animals give this kind of power to humans, and you’re the most powerful one to him.
  • He wishes he could take pictures of your events, but at least he can get you good photographers. Also makes lots of donations
  • He also admires how well treated they are, he can tell by the amazingly soft fur the bunnies and the cats have
  • But the one he really likes is the turtle, it’s quirky and doesn’t show any reaction, but he likes the sensation of feeling all the grooves on its shell.
  • Sometimes you even feel a little jealous of the turtle. Yes, you know it’s ridiculous, but it’s the perfect excuse to make him run after you and cuddle in the bed.