i wanted to include


There’s a lot of discourse going around right now about everyone’s ages but this is literally the only thing I’ve been thinking of since they were officially released


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Tea Time

Drink up, it’s scalding hot.

Aries: you have impulse control/rage issues and sometimes u get so mad u end up crying and looking weak as fuck it’s fucking embarrassing,, also, you act tough and tell yourself you don’t care what people think, but you need other people more than they’ll ever need you.

Taurus: look, it’s not that you’re lazy, it’s that you don’t give a fuck and you can’t even if you’ve tried, boy did you try, your apathy will destroy your life. Look at you, wasting away because nothing matters until it’s too late.

Gemini: discretion? what’s that? Take a good look around- you talk, they nod, but no one’s listening. you might as well be invisible and mute. no one sees you, no one hears you, you’re just a fly buzzing in everyone’s ears.

Cancer: you’re really fucking desperate for people to care and tell you you’re a good person, your neediness drives people away and makes your worst fear come true, and it’s all your fault. Yes, you are a victim… of ur own stupidity.

Leo: you’re not special

Virgo: tbh u drag urself worse than I ever could and you know what? ur right. u do succ @ All The Things™ and you will never be good enough

Libra: you have codependency issues and are totally obsessed with getting people to like you regardless of how you feel about them. You settle and settle and settle and just when you think you can’t go any lower, boy, you find a way. 

Scorpio: Paranoid… Insecure… Crazy, you’re crazy, only crazy people see things no one else sees, you hide because you know no one can love you once they get to know you

Sagittarius: I see ur abandonment issues. I see them from all the way over here. You try to keep your distance and leave before you bore them. You know you’ll always end up boring them, and you’re right.

Capricorn: “I don’t need them. They need me.” Bruh, you got it backwards.

Aquarius: you’re boring

Pisces: Stop acting weak and emotional to get people to take care of you and give a fuck, we all know you’re actually selfish and dead inside


top 10 favorite events or periods in history (in no particular order)




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Next part is here! In which Chara settles in with the Dreemurr family and things might actually be okay…at least at first. 

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EDIT: Fixed a spelling error.

Dogs of Future Past Masterpost

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