i wanted to go to the source

  • Ryuji: If things go wrong, I just want you to know—
  • Akira: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for me, everyone always just kind of assumed it.
  • Serbia: And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
  • Romania: Does that include "that's what she said"?
  • Serbia: [nods] ... Yes.
  • Romania: Wow, that is really hard.
  • Serbia: ...
  • Romania: You really think you can go all day long?
  • Serbia: ...
  • Romania: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
  • Serbia: .... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

anonymous asked:

May I have a scenario of the El Masters going to a water park or beach? (Mod can decide) Thank you in advance!

Water parks… The source of summer fun, yes?

Hahahahahaha.  Not, apparently, for the El Masters.

Denif and Ventus seem to be enjoying themselves.  Ventus is off choosing the highest velocity rides he can find, squealing his way down every single slide, and jumping off high dives like he was born to be in the air- oh, wait, he was.  Denif, meanwhile, brought a book and is floating on the lazy river without an inner tube.  The water doesn’t want to get his book wet.  The water is too smart for that.

Ebalon is on the lazy river with a book as well, though he’s using an inner tube, and he’s also using so much sunscreen that he’ll blow through two entire bottles by the end of the day.  Hey, his skin is deathly pale.  He is vampire-pale.  Nothing short of complete darkness is good for his skin.

Screw them, though.  The real source of drama is Solace and Rosso arguing over whether or not Rosso should go into the water.  Their argument peaks with this lovely little exchange:

“I can’t swim, Solace, you big lout!”

“And would that be such a loss?”

Gaia stops Rosso from punching Solace by picking them both up and tossing them into a pool.  Unfortunately, Rosso really can’t swim, and Solace didn’t think to tie back his hair.  So Denif ends up having to fish them out.

It’s…. an interesting day.  Let’s leave it at that.

People should be very sensitive about the information coming in about Chechnya and understand that a lot more info needs to be recovered about the situation. Read your sources, check where you are getting the info. Remember that not everything a Tumblr post says is 100% verified.

@burythekidd made this for @wynteras fic for our zine! Here’s a snippet to do with this scene: 

“Okay, come on, tell us!” Mei says, hands clasping a stick with a marshmallow on the end. “The story keeps changing. I want to hear from the source. How did he propose?” Across the flames from her, Jesse knocks shoulders with Hanzo. “Go on, darlin’, it’s your story to tell.”

Stay tuned for more fun zine times! 

When I saw Shiemi’s room design in the recent manga chapters I died.

Jefferson: Wait for it, wait for it. 9:01. Alexander Hamilton is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Burr: His alarm didn’t go off.

Jefferson: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Madison: Ooh! He was taken in his sleep.

Jefferson: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Mads, but way more plausible than Burr’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Washington: I bet he tucked himself in his bed too tight and got stuck

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Here’s some cardio lecture crammed into a gif. >_> You see I DO STUDY!!

I tried to match the gif’s frame rate timing to a real resting heartbeat, so if you’re sitting at a computer this might match you! The rate for this heart is 72 bpm. (unless it’s lagging. please do not match the lagging heartbeat, only zombies do that.) 

(slowed and expanded gif here)

Inexorable (2)

Plot: How does is feel to be arranged to be married to a cocky, arrogant Mafia leader? Once you look at his face, you think you’re lucky, but then he opens his mouth.

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst, (eventual) smut, Mafia au!

Notes: Welp, since so many of you asked for it, here is a part two!! There are two other stories which need a continuation as well, so I might keep requests closed for a while.. Sorry about that. I hope you don’t mind. Feel free to ask me questions, though! Ya’ll are so nice to me! 2,053 Words

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (FINAL)

The ride to the vacation home wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Your husband actually gave you the space you needed. There were brief glares exchanged between the two of you, a whole lot of drinking, and forced slumber – it was a 3 hour ride, after all. 

When the both of you had finally reached, the luggage was taken out by the bodyguards who had come along, and brought to your huge master bedroom. It was twice the size of your father’s office – if not, bigger – the bed was king-sized, and adorned with silk sheets. The walk-in wardrobe was already stacked with clothes for both sexes, making you wonder why you had even brought luggage in the first place.

“Too small, honestly,” Jungkook commented, plopping down on the couch by the fireplace. “My room is bigger than this.”

There he was, ruining the moment again. It was a good thing you were too exhausted to fight with him; but that didn’t mask over the fact that you still wanted to knock him out.

“Brat..” 

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TREE BROS HEAD CANNONS

It’s one AM and these kinda just popped into my head LETS GO

• Connor fails his suicide attempt, Zoe finds him in his room about a minute after Connor swallowed a fuck ton of pills

•Evan hears about this cause Connor is always a main source of gossip at the school

• especially for Jared

• Evan thinks about when he failed his suicide attempt and knew, at least partly, how Connor felt

• Evan, knowing he wouldn’t be able to just walk up to Connor and start talking, starts writing letters

• Dear Connor Murphy, I heard what happened and I want you to know, I failed as well over the summer

• Evan always signing them as Sincerely Me

• Connor getting the first letter five days after he leaves the hospital, two days after he goes back to school

• Connor reading it, and thinking

• maybe I’m not completely alone

• Evan writes Connor a letter every Tuesday and Thursday

• Whenever Connor ditches school he makes sure it isn’t a Tuesday or Thursday

• Evan mentions things that go on in his life, how he wishes he could stand up for himself, how he wishes he could help his mother, how he wishes he could talk to the girl he likes

• Connor starts to develop feelings for the mystery writer but ignores it cause

• A. Who would like him

• and

• B. I don’t even know who writes the letters, how the fuck can I be in love

• Evan slowly starts to make sure Connor is doing okay when ever Connor actually shows up to his math class

• Evan slowly starts to realize that he doesn’t like Zoe as much, but why?

• Evan shoots up in bed one night thinking

• Fuck. I like the school stoner

• Evan then slaps himself cause that’s not all that Connor is

• his mom hears him talking to himself and asks if everything is alright

• Evan quickly shouts back a yes, and gets back in bed, still thinking of Connor Murphy

• the last day of school before Christmas Break, Evan leaves a small gift at Connors locker and a note even though it’s Friday

• he’s surprised to see that Connor also left a gift at his locker for the mystery writer

• Evan puts it under the tree

• Heidi asks where it came from and Evan starts blushing and stuttering and mumbling about how he writes letters to Connor Murphy

• Heidi sees the light in her sons eye that hasn’t been there in years

• She bakes cookies for Evan to give to Connor

• Evan brings the cookies to the Murphy’s house, rings the door bell and runs

• Cynthia opens the door to see a plate of cookies and card saying ‘Dear Connor Murphy, have an excellent Christmas, sincerely me’

• Cynthia is super excited cause she believes that Connor has an actual FRIEND

• Cynthia takes the cookies up to her sons room

• Connor opens the door, glaring at his mother, and then he sees the cookies and the note card

• he picks it up and reads it quickly before blushing and grabs the plate, shutting his door

• on Christmas Evan opens Connors present last and is very happy to see that it’s a tree encyclopedia with a note that said ‘you always talk about how you love trees so, here’ and on the other side is a beautifully drawn tree

• CONNOR MURPHY CAN DRAW SO FUCKING WELL AND EVAN JUST MELTS AT THE TREE AND HE INSTANTLY PINS IT TO HIS WALL

• Connor opens his gift in his room, and is surprised to see two new black sweatshirts and a bottle of black nail polish, the saying ‘Dear Connor Murphy, your sweatshirts seem to have a lot of holes, I didn’t know if it was for comfort or what but I got you a new one. Oh and I really like your nails so here’s some more polish, sincerely me’ Connor actually smiles, and he feels all warm inside AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK

• Jared eventually finds out that Evan writes Connor letters cause he saw the tree on the wall while Evan was getting snacks and flipped it over and read the note

• he immediately asked Evan who it was from

• Evan blushes and mumbles Connor

• Jared demands a wider explanation

• he doesn’t stop teasing Evan about it

• At school Jared starts acting funny around Connor and Connor starts to freak out cause

• SHIT IS JARED THE LETTER GUY

• but he calms down for a second when Jared accidentally spills the beans

• Connor was reading another one of Evans’s notes, Jared walks up to him with a shit eating grin and says

• 'Another love note from Evan Tree Boy Hansen I see.’

• Connor is instantly relieved they’re not from Jared

• he then freaks out cause THE CUTE QUIET DORKY NERD THAT SITS BEHIND ME IN MATH WRITES ME FUCKING LETTERS

• Connor corners Evan after school

• Evan is nervous cause he thinks Connor hates him.

• he is pleasantly surprised when Connor gives him a quick thank you before dashing off

• Connor then starts to write Evan letters on Wednesdays and Fridays. Monday’s are the chill day

• Connor finally accepts that he totally loves Evan but he still thinks that Evan could never like him that way, especially since the guy Evan mentions in his letter can’t be him

• beautiful brown hair? Nope

• gorgeous blue eyes that seem to have a hint of brown in the left one? Well yes but they aren’t gorgeous, his are hideous

• a face that was crafted by God himself? Absolutely not

• Evan starts to wonder if Connor wants to be friends with him and asks him exactly that in a letter

• Connor replies with a 'no shit’ and his phone number

• Evan was ecstatic when they hung out for the first time

• so was Connor

• and their moms

• at the end of senior year, Evan tells Connor that he has to take a gap year to save up money

• Connor decides he’s not going to college without Evan as he doesn’t know how to make friends and he was just fucking lucky with Evan

• They were hanging out at Evans house the next winter and they both had a few drinks cause what 18 year old doesn’t drink. Evan isn’t THAT innocent guys

• they both tell each other that they like one another and share a small kiss that they both have wanted for a while

• they fall asleep on the couch, holding each other

Imma stop there. Feel free to add on, that was insanely long and I might write an actual thing for this?

Roommates With Draco Part Twelve
  • Part Twelve: When Narcissa wants to see Draco's apartment
  • Narcissa: Draco, what is Harry doing here?
  • Draco: He lives here
  • Narcissa: You live with a guy you hate?
  • Draco: Um, well, I was going to talk to you-
  • Narcissa: You're gay?
  • Draco: Wh- I'm not gay!
  • Narcissa: Does your girlfriend at least know?
  • Draco: I don't have a girlfriend...
  • Narcissa: Well I guess we know why
  • Teddy: *cries*
  • Narcissa: And you have a baby together
  • Draco: He's not my baby!
  • Harry: Actually, he's mine
  • Narcissa: Draco, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover's baby
  • Narcissa: I thought I raised you right