Piper: UGH my mom is so full of herself and annoying.
Leo: Hephaestus doesn’t even call me by my name! Then again, I don’t really want to call him “dad”…
Jason: Zeus is kind of a bad person, TBH… *whispers* pls don’t kill me
Percy: Lol my dad’s awesome
Hazel: Pluto basically ignores me all the time. I mean, I’m kind of supposed to be dead, but…
Frank: Mars is all about war and blood and death. Not exactly a nice trait.
Annabeth: Well my mom basically disowned me and told me to kill all the romans. Not nice at all
Nico: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TURNED INTO A PLANT BECAUSE OF A FAMILY SPAT?!
Nico: I DIDN’T THINK SO.