i want you so hard (boy's bad news)

In Your Eyes

  • Pairings: Jeon Jungkook x Reader ft. the rest of BTS
  • Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Drabble
  • Words: 2.5K
  • Description: Jungkook is not adept at interacting with girls, especially not ones he’s been crushing on for years. 
  • A/N: Because I really needed this after all the Jungkook angst

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


“Doing 10 more reps is not going to make you feel any better you know.”

Jungkook grunts, before placing the weight back on the rack. 

“You’ve been at it for hours. Take a break man.” Seokjin takes another sip from his water bottle, using the towel draped over his shoulder to wipe the trickle of sweat that’s started to run down from his forehead.

It had only been a couple of weeks ago that Seokjin started dragging the younger male along with him to the gym. He thought it’d take more convincing, but the mention of girls being attracted to fit guys was all it took to get Jungkook off the couch he’s been playing video games on for the past few months. He didn’t expect Jungkook to become this obsessed with weight training, didn’t think the nerd had it in him, but boy was he wrong. 

“I’m this close to hitting my goal body fat percentage.” Jungkook sits up from the bench and grabs his usual blend of protein powder and mineral water, biceps twitching as he lifts the bottle to pour the liquid down his throat.

“Don’t tell me you’re already treating this like gaming stats.”

“You need to have goals in your life.” 

“What’s the point? You don’t even take shirtless post-workout selfies.” Seokjin turns to face the mirror and begins stretching, admiring his self-proclaimed perfect face in the process. “And if you think your newly developed muscles are going to just translate over to your nonexistent social skills, I have some bad news for you bro.” 

“I just want to see improvement ok?” Jungkook defends, walking over to the next station. 

“You seriously think I don’t know the real reason you’re pushing yourself so hard?” Seokjin glances over to eye the sweaty boy who’s now moved on to legs. “You literally hid behind a bush when you saw her walking towards you last week.”

“I was still in my sweaty gym clothes!” Jungkook exclaims, as if it could pass as an excuse. 

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Highway (Part 4)

Originally posted by littlepawz

Summary: There’s a charming man that enters the diner like he owns the place, like he owns the town. And when he’s calling you babydoll, with a devilish smirk on his face and a twinkle of silver in his baby blues, you know you won’t be able to stop yourself from falling for the infamous Bucky Barnes.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Wordcount: 3,352 

Part 1  / 2 / 3 / 4

Masterlist


It turned out your new small town wasn’t so small.

Sure, it was still much smaller than many, if not most, towns in the country, and sure, its Welcome sign was old and the letters were beginning to peel, but the downtown area was bustling with activity.

On such an early Saturday morning, many townsfolk chose to rise early and go out to town for their cups of steaming coffee and hot breakfast meals. The town was a sight to behold, and you’d felt a bit guilty for assuming the scenery would be prosaic and dull. The town, which had been burrowed between mountains and hills and pine trees, set an emphasis on historical architecture and quirky shops and restaurants. It was the kind of town you’d read about in novels and seen in films, and you were in a trance.

After taking in the initial attraction of the small town, you found yourself seated at the window of a charmingly small coffee shop. The walls were old brick and adorned with hoops of dim string lights and black and white photographs of the town’s history. It was quaint and you found yourself not caring so much that there were so many people packed in such a small place.

You assumed your good mood was because of the pair of hot cinnamon rolls you had demolished mere minutes before, or because of the fact that a special someone was pestering you over the phone in good humor.

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fatpussycafe  asked:

Hey sweetness (can i call you that? Idk sorry if thats weird) but anyways, ive had a hard time with colour palettes and i was curious on how you usually choose yours. Your artwork is beautiful by the way!

Hey sorry I’m so late replying to this! I just really wanted to take my time and answer this properly. Because boy oh boy do I have bad news for you…

I really don’t… use colour pallets? Like except for simple drawings like these:

But I will talk about how I use colour and choose my colours using the following three examples!!

So the first thing wee need to do is we actually need to look at all of these drawings without any shading, blending layers, or lighting. Just flat colours. Because that’s when it becomes obvious that I make my own damn rules. 

SOOOOOO UGLY.

So here you can see that I actually blend my elects together with the use of shading and lighting. Right now All of these images are very gross looking, BUT they do illustrate the most common way I work with colour. For most of my drawings i generally pick a DOMINANT COLOUR to work with, and then I pick several colours to accent that colour. 

The dominant colour in this image is pretty obvious, and so it’s easy to pick accenting colours. Yellow is right next to green on the colour wheel, so it’s common for the two to be used together. But what about an image with more variety?

So here I’ve talked about using all warm colours, and using all cool colours. But what about a picture where I have a bunch of different colours hanging out? How do I make that work?

In order to make a bunch of colours work together, shading with similar colours from the environment is important. This is how you embed characters in an environment. 

NONE OF THESE ARE RULES! It’s just the way i work! And honestly when it comes to colour, it’s really just practice and… having a good eye? I’ve met exceedingly talented artists who when I was like “Hey can I get an image that looks cool and fresh” I’d get an image back that used WARM COLOURS. And i would have to message them and go “what the hell are you doing??”.

But they legit couldn’t see it! So it’s always good to talk to people, share your work, and get feedback. find what works for you. If you need to stick to a strict pallet, ok. If you’re like me and you can just somehow intuitively grab colours and make them work? right on man. There’s a bunch of tricks and cheats out there. Try a bunch and see what sticks. 

radiohead’s assistant: “howdy boys we have good news and bad news what do you want first?”

radiohead: “bad news first so the good ones will soften the blow!”

radiohead’s assistant: “ok so bad news are that a bunch of artists made a letter calling u out and when i say artists i mean roger waters, thurston moore and even desmond tutu. u know, nobel peace prize winner desmond tutu”

radiohead: *trying v hard not to display emotion* “and… and the good ones?”

radiohead’s assistant: “y'all gave a new ant a name”

radiohead: oh.

Late Night Date

Word Count: 2398

A/M: So a part two for the Frat Parties one shot was highly requested. So here it is! It may be a little late but I just wanted it to be good and so I really hope this delivers and is great. This is also my longest one shots so far but no one cares about that. Anyway I hope you enjoy it :)

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You were in your room “working” on your paper. With your books sprawled across the bed, with a loose sheet of paper on one side, and your laptop with Netflix and videos on on the other side, things weren’t necessarily productive.

After clicking on the next episode to watch and indulge in, you heard the text tone go off on your phone. You glanced at your phone and saw it was from ‘that frat guy’.”
You giggled and opened the text and replied back.

Ever since meeting him that night about a week ago, that boy hadn’t left your mind, and with texting back and forth, if he wanted you to forget about him, he was making it incredibly hard to do so.

“Hey [Y/N]. A couple of us are going out for the night. You wanna come with?” your friend asked, walking into your room. They already looked dressed up and ready to go, whereas you were sat on your bed, doing everything but your work. “Wait. Who are you texting?” They asked looking at you suspiciously.

“No one.”

“You’re texting Harry again aren’t you? I told you [Y/N]. He’s bad news. Just forget about him and come out with us. Lots of people will be there. Better than him.” They tried, you sighed.

“I can’t. I’ve got this stupid paper to work on.”

“Oh come on…”

“No. I’m not going!” you said defensively and they gave you a look, “Okay okay. Fine then. No need to overreact. We’ll be at the party down the street. You know, if you feel like joining us later.” They winked, and left the place with a group of their friends, leaving you to finally be alone.

Though after some time to yourself, you figured you earned a break from your ‘hard work’, and got up going to pick up a little treat for yourself down at the coffee shop and pick up a drink. As you paid for your things you heard your name being called, and when you turned you saw Harry standing right there, a smile on his face and looking quite happy to see you.

“Oh, long time no see!” you smiled back at him, taking your drink from the person behind the counter.

He began laughing, “Yeah. We’ve been texting more than we’ve seen each other haven’t we?”

“Yup.”

“So… what brings you here?”

“To the coffee shop? Well. Coffee? More specifically caffeine.” You said taking a sip of your drink.

“Uh.. not to sound abrasive, but DO YOU MIND MOVING PLEASE?” a very imitating man had said to the both of you, as you had blocked his way to get his order in.

“Oops. I’m sorry.” You said and left without saying anything else to it, but when you turned to talk to Harry again, you saw that he was still there in front of the guy, his eyebrows furrowed looking quite mad at the man that had told you so rudely to move. “Harry” you called feeling a little nervous about the vibe now in the air between him and the stranger. But at the call of your name and one more intimidating glance to the guy, he left and walked towards you, the both of you leaving the shop.

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hawke: human trash disaster

A playlist for your favorite sarcastic shithead Champion of Kirkwall. 

1. hot mess - cobra starship. 2. run this town - jay-z feat. rihanna & kanye west. 3. flathead - the fratellis. 4. s.o.b. - nathaniel rateliff & the night sweats. 5. I fought the law - the clash. 6. I want you so hard (the boy’s bad news) - eagles of death metal. 7. if you’re into it - the flight of the conchords. 8. troublemaker - olly murs feat. flo rida. 9. sleeping with a friend - neon trees. 10. shut up and sleep with me - golden boy. 11. look at these hoes - santigold. 12. go hard (la.la.la) - kreayshawn. 13. beez in the trap - nicki minaj feat. 2 chainz. 14. tik tok - ke$ha. 15. my own worst enemy - lit. 16. what’s my age again? - blink-182. 17. the bad touch - the bloodhound gang. 18. I just had sex - the lonely island feat. Akon. 19. bad girls - m.i.a. 20. 212 - azealia banks feat. lazy jay. 21. clique - kanye west, jay-z, & big sean. 22. bad reputation - joan jett & the blackhearts. 23. cuntry boys & city girls - the fratellis. 24. it’s getting boring by the sea - blood red shoes. 25. tubthumping - chumbawumba. 26. I like you so much better when you’re naked - ida maria. 27. trouble - p!nk. 28. don’t stop me now - queen.

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(Art by the generous and talented areyoutryingtodeduceme and used with permission–original art found here if you want to reblog it!)

starfuckers inc.: a jupiter ascending mix about space boyfriends

SIDE A: SWEET SPACE PRINCE 

ramalama bang bang - roisin murphy [[if you can be good you’ll live forever/if you’re bad you’ll die when you die]] ++ the perfect drug - nine inch nails [[how very little there is left of me]] ++ kiss and swallow - IAMX [[I could hold you down by candlelight]] ++ power - kanye west [[no one man should have all that power]] ++ time is running out - muse [[you will suck the life out of me]] ++ the beautiful people - marylin manson [[the weak ones are there to feed the strong]] ++ no church in the wild - jay-z and kanye west ft. frank ocean [[what’s a king to a god?]] ++ happy together - filter  [[I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but you for all my life]]

SIDE B: I’VE ALWAYS LOVED DOGS

i want you so hard (boy’s bad news) - the eagles of death metal [[you’re wasting your time, the boy’s bad news]] ++ my songs know what you did in the dark - fall out boy [[burn everything you love then burn the ashes]] ++ wolf like me - tv on the radio [[gonna teach you tricks that would blow your mongrel mind]] ++ monster - kanye west ft. jay z and nicki minaj [[everybody knows i’m a motherfucking monster]] ++ spaceman - babylon zoo [[there’s a fire between us]] ++ house of wolves - my chemical romance [[tell me I’m a bad bad bad bad man]] ++ love zombies - chris garneau [[you beast, you beast, you beast]] ++ propane nightmares - pendulum [[set your sights for the sun]]