i want what they're taking for real

First-Meeting Sentence Starters
  • Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
  • "Uh, hi there."
  • "I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"
  • "Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."
  • "Service here is TERRIBLE today!"
  • "Is this seat taken?"
  • "Do you have a moment to talk?"
  • "Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"
  • "Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"
  • "Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."
  • "Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"
  • "Do you work here?"
  • "Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."
  • "Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."
  • "Are you from ____ or ____?"
  • "Hello, ____."
  • "I swear I've seen you on TV."
  • "Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."
  • "Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"
  • "Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."
  • "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"
  • "Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."
  • "Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"
  • "You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"
  • "H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"
  • "You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."
  • "It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "Get in! You're in danger!"
  • "Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"
  • "Grab the spare helmet and jump on."
  • "Are you playing ____?"
  • "Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"
  • "Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."
  • "I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."
  • "Have you seen a lost child around here?"
  • "I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."
  • "That coat isn't real fur, is it?"
  • "If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."
  • "Are we locked in here?"
  • "Can I use your phone?"
  • "Here, take my phone. No questions asked."
  • "What's cookin' good lookin'?"
  • "If you're trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again."

anonymous asked:

Also, I liked the way they reenacted the fanart in the first clip in the first episode. But they're continuing to try to please the evak shippers and I feel like they're sometimes planning sanas story to fit what people want to see if Evak. I don't know if that's me being grumpy but ://

hey lovie! hmm, I don’t really see that, to be honest. Isak and Even have been in very few clips, and she needed to end up in Isak’s apartment anyway. I feel like it would be weirder if Even wouldn’t have been there.

thing is, people who have only watched parts of season three in real time are very used to the character almost living in a vacuum and take this as the skam way, so to speak. during Isak’s season, nobody else seemed to have any problems, just him. if characters did struggle, such as Noora with William, it was only very, very briefly mentioned to help Isak’s story move along. and while I get this being nice for many people, there’d already been two season before that in which the exact opposite had happened. the struggles of so many of the other characters were shown during both Noora’s and Eva’s season, which to me seems much more realistic. people talk to each other, they live lives outside of the main character’s one, they are who they are even if it doesn’t help the story of the main character, and that’s what’s happening here now.

Even and Isak are together. they live together, they’re going to discuss who has to do the laundry and who has to buy the bread, because that’s what couples do. it all seems very natural and organic to me and to call the healthy portrayal of a relationship between two boys, one of which is mentally ill, fan service, seems like a disservice to so many of the people who take strength, courage and inspiration from their story.

anonymous asked:

You do realize the E is not a tattoo. Makes me sick that you think Louis and Elanor are a thing. They're not. She's just a beard.

You do realize that that Harry and Louis are not real? Like, I don’t know what else it’s gonna take for you guys to accept this? If it were, Harry would’ve been there for Louis when his mom was sick instead of recording his album because you know that’s what real boyfriends would do. If they were together, Louis would’ve been there for Harry for SNL and when his single dropped because good supportive boyfriends would do that. Instead, Louis was with Eleanor, a person he wants to be with. Harry’s doing what he wants to do. Not everything these men do is connected, in fact most things they’re doing now has NOTHING to do with each other lately.

Makes me sick to think that you are forcing your hyped up fake ideals of Harry and Louis on not only them but also their loved ones for YEARS now because you want to believe Larry is real. It’s not. It’s just not. It makes me sick how many people like you have harassed and sent death threats to people in the boys’ lives. Makes me sick that you say that you support Louis and Harry but rip apart the people in their lives and everything else they do unless it might somehow possibly be maybe be related to Larry, if you theorize it is and squint your eyes enough to morph it into something you want.

You all say that Louis and Harry are puppets and on strings, with no choice in any aspect of their lives and are motivated by greed. Why, in a fandom that is primarily on the LGBT+ spectrum and all the fans basically support LGBT+ people, would evil management try to cover a secret relationship? Why do you think Louis, who has always been apologetically himself and states his feelings on everything, would agree to hide his sexuality, just for money? Why do you think Harry, who has grown leaps and bounds in self confidence over the years and publicly supports LGBT+, would allow a management team to suppress who he is?

You all think the fandom is 12 year old girls, and you’re not better then the clueless society. Most of us are late teenagers to mid twenties-WE’RE BUYING THEIR ALBUMS! NOT PARENTS! If Larry was real and came out, sales wouldn’t deplete like you all think. There’s no real reasons Larry would be covered up if it was real.

Now let’s look at the facts:

Louis’ said he’s straight in the past. He’s dated women publicly. Even his mum’s private wedding pictures showed him with Eleanor, smiling and happily together. Where there any of Larry on Jay’s computer??? Hmm, nope-not one ;/ Louis was with Eleanor for nearly 4 YEARS! What person would agree to suppress who they just for a paycheck? He wanted to be with Eleanor, and Hannah before her and Briana and Danielle. He’s back with Eleanor now because HE WANTS TO BE because he must feel like that’s a good WOMAN! Eleanor’s not a beard, sorry hun. She cares for Louis and Louis wants to go out with her and hold her hand. He’s defended her several times in the past and has even physically pulled off someone who was attacking her recently. If Eleanor was a beard hindering Louis from being with his true love Harry, why did he decide to go back with her?

Harry just did an interview where he literally said this album is about a woman. He talked about dating Taylor Swift. Harry said in the interview that he was being honest with the interviewer. He’s never publicly stated his sexuality but one must assume that because he’s dated women in the past he likes women to a certain degree? Plus Harry has a new team now managing him, and Columbia records has been praised for DECADES as being a wonderful label to work for. Harry has had opportunities for two years now to come out, he hasn’t. In fact, he spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht getting cuddly with another woman, not Louis.

Zayn left 1D and said there was no private relationships in the band and that those rumors of Larry being real hurts the boys. AGAIN! He wasn’t under the evil grips of Modest! at this point.

Liam said in Attitude mag that Larry isn’t real and it’s a cult full of conspiracies.

Louis’ denied it several times.

You just wanna believe yourself and your ideas more then the words and the actions of an idol you “love”

You just want that ‘E’ to be an ‘H’ so bad but it’s not, it’s just not. I wish you guys will just accept this and move on. You have a life, go out and do something with it instead of marking trying to convince me that Larry’s real because you think Eleanor’s a beard.

Louis wants to be with Eleanor, is a dad and doing his own solo work. Harry’s going solo and doing amazing with his life. You should accept these truths and be happy. If you can’t,move on and try to take back the time you’ve wasted trying to convince others and yourself Larry is real

tiny-canadiann  asked:

Ahh, okay. Well the video meme you made for them is probably my favourite thing(aside for the leg one, that song is killer). I dont know why, but Inkling/Octoling couples are my favourite. I really just want more PlumPerry. They're adorable, I wanna know more about Perry.. whats he in to? How did they meet? Also PlumPerry sounds like a really delicious berry, so Im sure they're meant to be.

gasp!!!! well I can tell you more about them!!
Perry is an octoling that came to the surface disguised, he wishes to become a famous pianist but feels the only way to do so is to hide his real identity as an octarian,
Plum comes across Perry performing in a mall and eventually just kind of decides to take him home when she discovers he has no real place to stay.
She doesnt even know he is an octarian at first!

accidentalambivalence  asked:

I also enjoy when you talk about food! One year ago yesterday you took me for my first ever Indian! While I was in London you also took me to Nando's and Wagamama (and cooked for me twice because you are a treasure). So, if I were given the opportunity to return the favor in America, what things would you most like to try?

WE DID IN FACT DO THAT. I cannot believe it was a year ago ://///// COME BACK. Ummmmmmmmmmm I want all those things that I read about but haven’t ever tried. Proper deep pan pizza maybe? And key lime pie. And GRITS. I don’t know what they are, but I’d have them. I thought fish tacos were the punchline to a joke I didn’t get for the longest time (let’s blame bandom) but I have in fact had a fish taco now. I have had cornbread but I want proper cornbread. I don’t know. I want the culinary tour of the United States. I’ll try anything. 

Lemon's Mag Interview: GOT7 (Fiction) Part 1
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Genre:</b> </b> Risqué Fluff?<p/><b>Members:</b> All<p/><b>Warning:</b> Brace Yourself<p/><b></b> Lemon's is a magazine geared toward risk-taking, ready to wear fashion. Today we've given GOT7 street gear that only real fashionistas would wear. Let's see if they're brave enough to answer questions as bold as the look in the photoshoot.<p/><b>Lemon's Mag:</b> I want to tell you guys up front this won't be a typical interview. There will be no safe answers here. Are you game?<p/><b>BB:</b> Yeah man! Let's do it!<p/><b>J:</b> I always tell my birds the truth...<p/><b>JB:</b> What kind of questions are you asking? They didn't tell us.<p/><b>LM:</b> You'll have to wait and see. Are you ready?<p/><b>YG:</b> Go bro!<p/><b>LM:</b> Okay guys. You know that Lemon's audience is about the same demographic as your fan club Ahgase, right?<p/><b>YJ:</b> Yeessss...<p/><b>BB:</b> Right.<p/><b>LM:</b> However, we have some fans older than our demographic much like you guys. How does it feel to have older women be attracted to you?<p/><b>JY:</b> Attracted? Why don't you answer this Yugyeom.<p/><b>J:</b> Tell the truth Yugyeom.<p/><b>LM:</b> Yeah. Don't be shy. No safe answers here, remember?<p/><b>YG:</b> I like all women. I don't care about age. I don't care about anything.<p/><b>JY:</b> Aren't you just trying to promote your song by saying you don't care? (laughs)<p/><b>YG:</b> No, no, no...<p/><b>YJ: </b>YUGYEOMIEEEE!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/><b>BB:</b> (sings Don't Care)<p/><b>LM:</b> Well, how about you Jinyoung? Do you like the attention of noonas?<p/><b>YG:</b> Yeah!<p/><b>JY:</b> Honestly?<p/><b>J:</b> Ya! Park Jin Young! Don't try to escape! Tell our birds, our noonas...<p/><b>JY:</b> Well honestly, wouldn't noonas be more mature about what they like? If a noona sees me as a man, that must mean my charms go beyond my looks, right?<p/><b>BB:</b> Eww!<p/><b>LM:</b> Now BamBam, as a noona myself, I think he has a point. How about you Mark? We haven't heard from you yet.<p/><b>M:</b> I don't have an ideal type.<p/><b>YJ:</b> Mark hyung, we're talking about age.<p/><b>M:</b> I know.<p/><b>LM:</b> I get it. You're saying age is not a factor when it comes to attraction.<p/><b>M:</b> Right.<p/><b><p/><b>BB:</b> I think it feels good to have noona fans. They can teach me stuff. You know what I'm saying?<p/><b>JB:</b> No one was curious about you.<p/><b>LM:</b> </b> Good to know. Now for the next question. When was your first kiss? All members must answer.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Person: What's your favorite book?
  • Me: Kingdom Keepers
  • Person: Oh, what's it about?
  • Me: Well five kids end up in the Disney parks after dark fighting the disney villains who want to take over the parks but they aren't actually kids they're holograms, well, they're kids during the day but when they go to sleep they become holograms in Disney--
  • Person: ....
  • Me: ...
  • Person: ...
  • Me: It makes sense when you read it I swear.
What Cogs You Should Fight (In Real Life)
  • -> SELLBOTS <-
  • Cold Caller: They're probably like maybe 5 feet tall, but they can throw fire at you. Otherwise they're kind of weak. Fight this dude.
  • Telemarketer: They're a literal tree branch. Fight them. Do it. Use them as firewood if you want, I don't care.
  • Name Dropper: Fighting Name Dropper is conflicting — don't bring any money or valuable items because they WILL steal your shit and then shame you for not taking care of your teeth. But if you can stand having stuff taken and dental insult, then do it. Fight Name Dropper.
  • Glad Hander: Don't let them touch you and you'll be fine. Beat these nerds up.
  • Mover & Shaker: Like Telemarketer, they're literal sticks, but they can be titan sized so maybe don't fight these things if you get motion sickness.
  • Two-Face: Bring earmuffs if you want to live.
  • The Mingler: Don't say anything to them and you should be a-okay.
  • The VP: no oh my god what the hell are you doing do you want to dIE HE IS A LITERAL SENTIENT TANK MAN DO NOT FIGHT THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES IN REAL LIFE
  • -> CASHBOTS <-
  • Short Change: Steal their money. Do it. It'll be funny and also you'll win. They might even cry too.
  • Penny Pincher: Distract them with crabs. Pinch pinch pinch
  • Tightwad: Just stick gum wads to them. It works a lot.
  • Bean Counter: Spill small objects everywhere. They'll be too distracted to even see you so make a run for it because these beanpoles aren't even worth your time.
  • Number Cruncher: AVOID THE FACE
  • Money Bags: Like. Their eyes are on top of their head pretty much. Aim them at the sun and you'll be good.
  • Loan Shark: Like Cruncher, avoid their mouths. But like, don't fight them? They didn't do a lot wrong. Don't fight Loan Shark, they're sad enough.
  • Robber Baron: Beat this piece of shit up he deserves it. Even more fun, get Lil Oldman to join you. Then you can fight TWO pieces of shit.
  • -> LAWBOTS <-
  • Bottomfeeder: Do it. But fight them somewhere clean, because like, trash only makes them stronger.
  • Bloodsucker: I guess? If you wanna fight a robot vampire lawyer that lives off your bad luck, go ahead.
  • Double Talker: Absolutely. Punch them in all 2 faces. More faces to punch, more weakness.
  • Ambulance Chaser: If you can stop them from running away, sure.
  • Back Stabber: Bring a gun, they won't expect it. Nobody brings knives to a gunfight, right? Absolutely.
  • Spin Doctor: Destroy them, they're really shitty DJs and also probably got their degree from Mayo Clinic. Fight Spin Doctor.
  • Legal Eagle: Have you ever wanted to punch a buff robot furry? Well now you can. Beware the beak and talons though. Fight Legal Eagle.
  • Big Wig: Wears a wig, just tug on it and they'll go ballistic. Fight Big Wig.
  • CJ: He's made fun of by some toons for being blind, please give him a break.
  • -> BOSSBOTS <-
  • Flunky: They already have a hard enough time doing their job, why would you want to fight a Flunky.
  • Pencil Pusher: Fight a giant sentient pencil. Fight Pencil Pusher.
  • Micromanager: You can like. Just step on them. Don't fight Micromanager, you're OP. They're probably just small babies in a suit.
  • Downsizer: Don't fight Downsizer. He'll shrink you until Micromanager can step on you.
  • Head Hunter: are you out of your mind don't fight this monstrosity with a tiny head and gIANT ARMS
  • The Big Cheese: Just eat nachos or something with melted cheese, it will unsettle them enough to make them forfeit.
  • CEO: again, no

am i the only one who hates good ships? it’s not that i only like things that are toxic, i just don’t want two ocs to just go perfectly together. i’m a sucker for big contrast. even something as minute as height or size differences. i don’t like cohesiveness and adaptability, i like balance and sacrifice. just because there’s ups and downs doesn’t mean they’re any less in love, guys. it just means they’re real.

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time."
  • "What kind of hooker takes credit cards?"
  • "I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds."
  • "$26,000 worth of sides?"
  • "The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were expensive."
  • "Shut the fuck up!"
  • "Sell me this pen!"
  • "You want a beer, pal?"
  • "But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?"
  • "I know, but I don't drink, remember?"
  • "So boring. I'm gonna kill myself."
  • "There's no nobility in poverty."
  • "The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket."
  • "I mean, we had similar interests and shit."
  • "I am not gonna die sober!"
  • "Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!"
  • "Oh, no. No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very... very long time."
  • "But no touching."
  • "You gotta untie me, buddy."
  • "I think you have a fuckin' drug problem."
  • "It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time."
  • "I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay?"
  • "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."
  • "Fun coupons!"
  • "The real question is this: was all this legal?"
  • "Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Don't you fucking dare!"
  • "They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere!"
  • "What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?"
  • "If you sell $10,000 worth of stock, I'll give you a blowjob."
  • "But we were making more money than we knew what do with."
  • "Good for you, little man."
  • "Look, it's a figure of fucking speech."
  • "I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves."
  • "The book, motherfucker, the book!"
  • "You dress like shit, so fuck you!"
  • "Whoa! Did you just try to kiss me, bro?"
  • "Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?"
  • "I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to."
  • "The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance."
  • "Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in?"
  • "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it."

anonymous asked:

What would exo's reaction be to seeing a dog or cat that they really like and want to take home but they're not sure if you'd let them keep it so they try to persuade you to let them keep it and bring it home?

This took forever for me to finish.

Some of the members will have pictures or have stuff animals instead of gifs…. (try to use your imagination and think it’s a real dog if that’s the case)

Hope you like it :)


Baekhyun: Sweetie, look what I found while I was walking home.
Can we keep it PLEASE?

Y/N: I don’t like dogs baekhyun.

Baekhyun: But I already taught him how to shake hands

Kai: waits for you to come home while he stares at the puppy he saw in the animal shelter and brought home.

Y/N: what is this? kai did you buy another dog?

kai: I couldn’t help it. It looks like Monggu. can we keep it? pretty please?

Y/N: OK. but no more dogs from now on.

kai: YAY! *spends the rest of the day cuddling with his new puppy

Kyungsoo: *you walk into your house*

Y/N: OMG that dog is SOOO cute!

kyungsoo: so we can keep it?

Kris: *you wake up and find him playing with something on the floor*

Y/N: kris, what are you playing with?

kris: our new dog, of course!


Xiumin: Honey, look at this adorable dog. it’s as adorable as you.

Y/N: Xiumin, NO!

Xiumin; but look at how cute it is. You’re not really going to make me take it back to the alleyway where I found it homeless are you? *walks up to you with the dog*

Chanyeol: babe look, the puppy has big ears like me.

Y/N: *can’t say no because you’re laughing to much* OK fine we can keep him

Luhan: Y/N: Luhan we can’t keep both of them. I’ll allow you to keep one of them but not both.

Luhan: But babe, i found them together. They’re best friends! you can’t separate best friends can you? Please please please let me keep both!!! * pleads with you until you give in and let him keep both dogs even though you didn’t want them*

Suho:*brings DO and Luhan to his house to see his new dogs*

Luhan: Y/N hasn’t approved for you to keep the dogs has he/she?

Suho: he/she will. I know he/she will.

*you walked into your house and freeze when you see Suho and his friends with the dogs*

Suho+DO: soooo.. we found some dogs!

Lay: *you feel something furry snuggle up to you while you’re sleeping and wake up* Y/N: (tired) Lay what is on the bed?

Lay: *whispers* a friend that i met while i was o my late night walk. Can we keep him?

Y/N: *grunts* fine *falls back asleep

Chen: *you and chen fight over keeping the dog or not*

chen: well it’s too late. I already bought him a sweater so we’re keeping him!

Tao: *brings the dog to the restaurant that you and him planned on having a date at*

Y/N: *you immediately know what he’s going to ask you* Tao, you can keep the dog as long as you take it outside until our date is over

Tao: YAY! thank you so much babe.  *has you take a photo of him with his new dog and send it to his friends while he takes the dog outside*

Sehun: *you find him and tao asleep on the couch in your living room but notice something on Sehun’s lap. upon walking up to Sehun, you see a cat laying on his lap*

Y/N: *whispers* “OMG you’re so cute!” to the cat before going to bed. in the morning you tell Sehun that he can keep the cat*

I just watched the Afterbuzz live stream from yesterday, and I can't help but feel really bad. Arryn brought up a really good point about the ships that people don't really think of who the characters are as people beforehand. Now that I think about it, some of my theories, fan arts and stuff aren't very realistic at all if you can call them that. I mean, from the way a lot of us portray them acting in a relationship, I realize now that it's pretty inaccurate. So I feel bad that I hadn't put Yang or Blake's actual characters into deeper thought. Don't get me wrong, I still ship Bumbleby a ton, and I feel like they really could be a potential couple realistically on the show. However I know that I'd much rather have it be who Yang and Blake actually are as characters developing into that relationship, rather than what we've made up in our minds. I want to be a fan of RWBY because of their actual characters, not what I made them out to be. So I hope that Yang and Blake really can become a couple, but in the way that their characters would really develop it. Not the way we would. So if it takes 2 seasons or 10, I don't mind waiting if it takes that long for Bumbleby to have a chance. If it never happens, then I still love the characters for being them. I much rather the real Ruby, Weiss, Yang, and Blake. They're who they are because they're apart of who RoosterTeeth is and I love who RoosterTeeth is. So I'm sorry that we force our ships on you.

jaytodd1129  asked:

tbh I feel like one of the main reasons writers stop writing or leave work halfway is because they get all this feedback with all these different opinions on what the writer should write and the writer feels that they're obligated to cater to everyone's pov, and when they realize they can't (obvs because that's impossible) they just can't handle it and stop. i'm so glad to see someone be firm about what they like and don't like and unapologetic about it :). i take my hat off to you.

okay, i lied, i’m going to publish this one :D this is real!! to all the writers who follow me, remember: as long as you aren’t hurting anyone, keep doing what you want!

Grease inspired sentence meme. ( Part two. )
  • "True love and he didn't lay a hand on you? Sounds like a creep to me."
  • "You're cruising for a bruising."
  • "Just let me comb your hair down a little bit here."
  • "Want a little lipstick?"
  • "You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city."
  • "That's cool baby. I mean, you know how it is."
  • "Rocking and rolling and whatnot."
  • "That's my name, don't wear it out."
  • "What's the mater with you?"
  • "What's the matter with me, baby? What's the matter with you?"
  • "I mean, maybe there's two of us, right?"
  • "Why don't you take out a missing persons ad, or try the Yellow Pages?"
  • "You're a fake and a phony and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you."
  • "Men are rats. They're fleas on rats."
  • "The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."
  • "You know what you need? A night out with the girls."
  • "We're having a sleepover at my house tonight, Wanna come?"
  • "No thanks, I don't smoke."
  • "Go ahead, try it. It won't kill you."
  • "Let me teach you how to french inhale."
  • "I brought some twinkles, anybody want one?"
  • "Twinkles and wine? That's real class."
  • "I bet you never had a drink before either."
  • "I had some champagne at my cousins wedding once."
  • "Ring-a-ding-ding."
  • "We don't got cooties."
  • "Would you like me to pierce your ears for you?"
  • "Isn't that awfully dangerous?"
  • "What's the matter? You afraid?"
  • "It only bleeds for a second."
  • "God, you're turning into a one-woman USO."
The Joker Blogs (Series 1) Sentence Meme
  • This is ______ overseeing patient 4479 for rehabila... pl... please don't touch that.
  • Hhhhhhhiii.
  • I don't want to leave. I like it here. Free food. Roof over my head... Lovely company.
  • You don't think you have some real problems?
  • Nobody's perfect.
  • It's never a mistake to be who you are.
  • I like you. This is gonna be fun.
  • If I'd known it was this easy to get free drugs I would have done this years ago.
  • Why are you saying that to the camera?
  • I've got a friend who's gonna put this up on YouTube.
  • Did I ever tell you, you've got lovely eyes? They go well with the rest of your face. It's not like I wanna pop them out of your skull and carry them round on a key chain.
  • That's a compliment.
  • There's a difference between personal safety and fifteen guys manhandling you in the shower.
  • You stole money.
  • I burned it.
  • You lied to people.
  • I only told little white lies.
  • You destroyed public property.
  • I don't think we really NEED hospitals.
  • We have to be quiiiiiiiieeeeeeett...
  • If you and I had a daughter, that's what I'd want to name her.
  • Are you expecting a thank you cared for the dead body you left on my desk?
  • I'm not opposed to letter writing.
  • That reminds me of two dreams that I had last night! The first one had you in it... but... obviously this is not the best time to mention that.
  • Will you be my Valentine?
  • That IS my real name.
  • If this works, and I wake up, and my pants are off...
  • I take it you missed me?
  • Was it that obvious?
  • They're trying to get on your good side.
  • That's ridiculous. I don't have a good side.
  • How are you enjoying the view from MY former office?
  • Careful with this one, _______. He's not faking.
  • Funny thing is, neither is she.
  • When you see something you want... you take it. By force, if necessary.
  • I just finished painstakingly copying the Mona Lisa.
  • Yeah, that looks more like ________ to me.
  • You can't spell "artist" without "anarchist".
  • I'm running out of brown so I'm gonna do your hair yellow-- but it looks good, you should try going blonde.
  • We set a date for the wedding.
  • Am I invited? I love wedding cake.
  • It always comes down to making a choice. One or the other.
  • The fork in the throat-- road. Road. Fork in the road. Henry's the one with the fork in the throat.
  • They're going to lock you up and throw away the key.
  • That's a lot of keys to swallow. Is that why they hired you?
  • There's three types of people in this world. The optimist, who sees the glass as half full; the pessimist who sees it as half empty; and then there's the paranoid, and they just think someone is drinking out of their glass.
  • I'm the one who knocks the glass over.
  • This is a nice care you got here, ______.
  • She gets cranky riding in the trunk.
  • Get your mind out of the gutter.
  • Would it be easier if he was awake, or was knocking him out really necessary?
  • Of course it was necessary, I mean, duh. I didn't want him to have to feel THIS.
  • This begs the question-- who died first? The chicken? Or the egg?
  • And that question will keep you up all night until you just want to poke out your own eyes.
  • You just get to sit there and look pretty.
  • Is that, uh... is that my wife's dress?
  • It looks better on ______.
  • A perfect fit, Cinderella. Time to get you to your glamorous ball.
  • Watch out for crocs.
  • No one's coming to save you!
  • Are you going to stop acting like a child and take your bath?
  • I want to go the wedding. But I wasn't invited and you can't just crash a wedding. Weddings are planned meticulously there's always a cake to person ratio that you don't want to disrupt but with you out of the picture, that delicate cake ratio is still in balance.
  • This is about cake?!
  • How would you like to make a hund... twenty dollars?
  • Oh, a professional! Finally.
  • Great, fine let's give the degenerate with a death wish a gun! That's a great idea! Hey, since it's near Christmas time, can I please have a flame-thrower or something horrible?!
  • ________'s nervous too, if it makes you feel any better. I slept with him last night to calm him down.
  • Oh, that's fine, I poisoned your champagne.
  • You are such a creeper!
  • Yeah, you should try reading sometime, you might like it.
  • Just tell us what you want and nobody else has to get hurt.
  • What if what I want is for someone else to get hurt?
  • Not to be a party pooper but you REALLY aren't ready for a relationship.
  • You belong in a cell.
  • We belong together. In fact, there's a ceremony right upstairs waiting for us to walk down the aisle and seal the deal!
  • Go ahead and do it, if you think that will help.
  • Or am I the only thing you have left to hold on to?
  • Were you just trying to make me jealous? Hmm? Am I detecting a pattern emerging? A method to the madness?
  • You practically pulled that trigger yourself.
  • I understand, you had to make it look convincing.
  • You know what they say about payback, right? It's a bitch, Puddin'.
  • Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk.
  • I don't say this about many people, but... _________ scares me.
  • I lost my position due to an aggravated assault charge, I am currently going through a divorce, I had to move after my address was posted online, and I'm STILL receiving hate mail.
  • Well after destroying the hospital where I was finishing up my residency, crashing a colleague's wedding, and murdering a close friend of mine, no, I'm not a fan of _________.
  • There's no denying it. This. Is. War.

anonymous asked:

Harry is in Miami for a wedding with Gemma and Anne and Lou I think only Louis is MIA

2013 - post TMH tour Harry is spotted out at a bar in Malibu, Louis does a photoshoot with Eleanor on Rodeo, they both go MIA and only reappear when they have to leave to fly back to the UK

2014 - pre Harry’s birthday, Harry alone in LA, Louis skiing with Eleanor, they both go MIA for a week during Harry’s birthday, Harry is spotted at the airport coming home from Jamaica

2014 - multiple times while Harry’s in LA, Louis is MIA and magically appears in the UK with a fresh tan

2014 - the time Louis got papped at LAX with a headband and very publicly got the arrow after Harry has been cruising around LA with his heart, Harry spends the weekend MIA

2015 - here we are again, Harry getting papped at the airport, Louis taking fan pics at a football game, then they both go MIA

it’s a theme, and the theme is Larry on holidays & mini weekend vacays

It's Not Me, It's You sentence starters
  • "Please can we leave, I'd like to go to bed now."
  • "It's not just the sun that is hurting my head now."
  • "It's meant to be fun and this just doesn't feel right."
  • "I want to be rich and I want lots of money."
  • "I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds."
  • "I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless 'cause everyone knows that's how you get famous."
  • "I don't know what's right and what's real anymore, and I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore."
  • "When do you think it will all become clear?"
  • "I'm packing plastic and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."
  • "He treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time."
  • "He's not like all them other boys, they're all so dumb and immature."
  • "When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame."
  • "Maybe you're the one for me."
  • "I could say that I'll always be here for you, but that would be a lie and quite a pointless thing to do."
  • "I could say that I'll always have feelings for you, but I've got a life ahead of me."
  • "You always made it clear that you hated my friends."
  • "When we were growing up you always looked like you were having such fun."
  • "You always were and you always will be the taller and the prettier one."
  • "I started to hate you so much, I just completely ignored you."
  • "It's all my fault, I'm sorry, you did absolutely nothing wrong."
  • "I cannot apologize enough, when all you ever wanted from me was a token of my love."
  • "Could you please find it deep within your heart to try and go back to the start?"
  • "I'll always pull you up on every stupid thing that you say."
  • "I found it so entertaining, messing around with your head."
  • "Believe me when I tell you that I never wanna see you again."
  • "I don't want to be friends."
  • "I don't understand what it is that you're chasing after."
  • "Now I know you feel betrayed, but it's been weeks since I got laid."
  • "Fuck you very, very much."
  • "We hate what you do and we hate your whole crew."
  • "Please don't stay in touch."
  • "Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?"
  • "I pretended I was sleeping and I was hoping you would creep in with me."
  • "I didn't know where this was going, when you kissed me."
  • "Are you mine?"
  • "I haven't left you for days now."
  • "You're quite affectionate in public, in fact your friend said it made her feel sick."
  • "Today you accidentally called me baby."
  • "We exist but we're taking it slow."
  • "I don't want anything more than to see your face when you open the door."
  • "I cry at the thought of being alone."
  • "I know it doesn't seem so fair but I'll send you a postcard when I get there."
  • "Would you please take me away from this place?"
  • "I'm so pleased I never gave up on him."
  • "I never thought you'd be a constant person in my life."
  • "I don't have the answers."
  • "Is this what they call denial?"

So in this scenario, does Killian take on half the darkness for Emma? So she’s not full Dark Swan (not Savior Emma, but still not full Dark One) anymore and hence can be reasoned with and reached, and he’s not full Dark Hook, but darker than he used to be? So that’s why both of their names end up on Excalibur, and the darkness is shared between two souls instead of one, so that’s why they’re literally each other’s other half? And why Killian has to be the one to sacrifice, because it’s him or Emma and he’s not going to let it be her?

That would explain the new dark clothes/look in the Obi-Wan vs. Anakin Killian vs. Rumple swordfight pictures. He’s not the Dark One, but he’s part of the Dark One, and became it as a hero just like Emma, so he’s still fighting to defeat the darkness in 5x10, even knowing that it’s going to mean he dies? And then that’s why he sacrifices himself: to take the darkness to the underworld where IT will die (a la Harry giving himself up to Voldemort to have Voldemort kill the piece of his soul inside him, but Harry survives)?

I mean, I still am not crazy about the idea overall, but damn, if you wanted an entire season focused around CS, that seems to be what we’re getting.

anonymous asked:

So my best friend about two weeks ago started to act really weird with me, I mean he always has been cute & supportive, but now he always hugs me, & tells me I love you, like that kind of weird. So I started to have feelings for him. The real problem is he has a girlfriend for almost a year and a half now, but she treats him like shit sometimes, I'm really confused & I don't want to ruin they're relationship, what can I do?

Well he’s clearly flirting with you, that much is true. But you really shouldn’t try to break up their relationship. You could end up losing him. You should take some time to really figure out what his feelings are before doing anything.