i want to yell something random too

As someone who spends a lot of time alone with an animal, let me say that Lucretia definitely got in the habit of talking to the Voidfish during her year alone. Sometimes if the Voidfish wasn’t in the room she would forget and just kind of talk to an imaginary Voidfish. 

Sometimes they had coherant conversations! Fisher is a smart jellyfish. Sometimes it was more like;

Lucretia: *drops something* See, this is why we can’t have nice things. Because everything is garbage and we’re all going to die

Fisher: *worried jellyfish noises*

Lucretia: I know, buddy. I want to die too. But we can’t, can we? Because then a giant disc of living darkness would eat all of existence unstopped. And that would be bad. 

Fisher: *hums*

Lucretia: That’s a fair point. I guess we can not die for today. Do you want to find some stories to eat? Goodness knows the locals won’t be using them in a year or so. 

After a few months of isolation it got the point where they’d shout at each other across the ship just to have company. Fisher would blare random music notes and Lucretia would yell back something inane like “Yes, I know” or “I’m on it, Captain!” The Voidfish would follow her around the ship and make noise at her, because it realized how lonely she was, and she would have very serious conversations about the fuselage and the engine and her past and anything else that came to mind with this bouncing, growing (constantly curious, way too rambunctious) fish. 

When everyone else got back they were a little concerned about the way Lucretia kept turning to the Voidfish and randomly saying things like, “If we don’t find something to eat other than transmutated tree bark things I’m going to stage a mutiny and throw everyone in the brig. First I’ll make them build us a brig,” or ask it about its thoughts on religion and the Hunger as a representation of internal emptiness and external consumption. Worse, sometimes the Voidfish would respond in what sounded suspiciously like musical sentences, leaving everyone with the unsettling impression that the still very tiny, baby Voidfish deserved contributing editor status on Lucretia’s journals now. 

Jealousy (Yoongi Smut)

Originally posted by bangtanbtsmut

Requested: No
Words: 2792
Warnings: angst? (I’m not sure if you can actually consider this angst), smutttttt
Description: You and Yoongi come back from a date, which was ruined by Yoongi being jealous. While trying to tease him, things get heated….
You stormed into the house, immediately taking your heels off after entering and putting them beside the door.

You heard the door close, and that was like a signal for you to go off. “What the hell, Yoongi? Can’t we just have one normal date? Why do you always have to ruin it?” You questioned, turning towards your boyfriend.

“I didn’t ruin anything.” He said simply, making you more angry than you already were.

“You ruined everything! This was supposed to be a perfect, amazing date, but you just had to  get us kicked out of that restaurant, didn’t you?” You asked. “You love causing problems, don’t you?”

Yoongi began taking his shoes off while he spoke. “It’s not my fault. That waiter kept hitting on you. What else was I supposed to do?” He questions.

You rolled your eyes, recollecting the memory from about an hour ago when your boyfriend of two years had “accidentally” poured his drink on the male waiter that happened to be serving your table.

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shawnadagaybunny  asked:

Hello!(you probably got another ask from me but that was accidental swarm of just random stuff from my little sister lmao) but I was wondering if how would the 104th react to a bunch a cats idk

Mikasa: Covered in cats, loves it
Reiner: Wants to pet them but they won’t let him
Bertholdt: Covered in scratches, poor bert
Annie: New cat queen
Eren: Tries to approach them way too fast
Jean: Pretends they’re not THAT cute
Marco: Wants to pet them all, gets something to feed them with
Sasha: yells ‘CATS!’
Connie: cuuuuute
Historia: kneels down and waits till they approach
Armin: let’s them be, but loves them from afar
Ymir: wants to approach them, but fails

Connor x Reader

Paring: Connor x reader
Musical: Dear Evan Hansen

Request: Can you do a Connor Murphy x female reader where the reader is Jared sister, please? -Anonymous
Can you please write about Connor having a crush on a girl / gender-neutral classmate, but eventually finds out they’re one of Zoe’s best friends? -Anonymous

~Connor’s P.O.V~

“So you like Jared’s sister? How is that gonna work?” Evan asked, confused. “It won’t! Jared thinks I’m a freak and she probably thinks that too! The chances of me and (Y/n) getting together is slim!” I yelled.

“She is also best friends with Zoe and you know how Zoe is.” ‘Great, now the chance of me and (Y/n) getting together is non existent.’ I stormed off. The late bell rang and I ran to my class. The class I have (Y/n) with. And Zoe.

“Mr. Murphy, you are late again.” Said Mr. Reyes. “Sorry.” I sat in my seat behind Alana. She turns around to me. “Don’t you just love Drama?” “Nope.” I said bluntly. She frowns and turn back around.

For the rest of Drama I couldn’t stop looking at (Y/n) and Zoe started to catch up on my feelings on her. When Drama ended, I started to walk to me and Evan’s meeting spot. Until, Zoe stopped me.

“Do you like my best friend?” I rolled my eyes at her question, but blushed. “Yes, I do.” I walked past her and went to the spot. Waiting for while, I notice Evan wasn’t coming. So I just left and started walking to my next class.

“Connor! Wait up!” I hear someone yell. I turn around to see it was (Y/n). My face lightened up a bit when I saw her. She talked to me quite often when her brother wasn’t around. I noticed that her face was red like she was… blushing.

I just shrugged it off and said hi to (Y/n). We both walked together to our next class, talking about random things. All of sudden I blurted out something I never thought I say. “D-Do you want to g-go out with me?” 

I was blushing and (Y/n) was too. I was about to just leave, since the silence seemed like rejection. But all of a sudden, (Y/n) grabbed my jacket and pulled me into a kiss. I wrapped my arms around her waist to make this kiss more passionate.

We pulled apart with our forehead still together. We then heard someone cough. ‘Right, we’re at school.’ (Y/n) and I split apart and turned our heads to see Jared smirking. “Did I interrupt something?”

~3 Months Later, (Y/n) P.O.V.~

Connor and I has been dating for 3 months and to their surprise, Jared and Zoe were chill about it. Me and him were truly in love and wouldn’t give it up for anything. 

(A/N): Sorry for this being quite short. This is my first story, so it was probably bad. Anyway thanks for reading. I hope you liked it! Bye~

These ship-wars in the BNHA fandom need to stop.

Sorry for this long post, but man, I’m angry and upset right now.

You see, I’m a hard KatsuDeku shipper. I love this pair and it’s NOT an abusive relationship. Katsuki might have (Okay, he definitely has) anger issues, but that doesn’t mean, that he’s abusive against Deku. He has a filthy mouth and all, but Deku is not the only one he insults. And don’t forget that he wants to become a hero and that he’s a ball of pride and he fucking CRIED okay?! He’s not some abusive asshole that throws punches in everyone’s direction and he has feelings. Especially when people use the manga or anime as reason to state, that they’ve got an abusive relationship. 

They. don’t. have. a relationship. AT ALL!

Fanfic. Fanart. And any other medium you could imagine is something born from the phantasy of a single person. If someone writes a fanfic, in which Katsuki is such an asshole and violates Deku physically or mentally, THEN you have a point, but it’s still no reason to shame the author or the ship, because it’s fucking fiction. (And if you dislike the ship, because it’s abusive: why are you reading the fic or looking at the fanart at all?!) Of course you can state your opinion, but you should be KIND. For example: “You know that this is a sensible topic that could be a trigger for some people and you should definitely think about if it’s good to post this on here, where underage people could see it, but hey! I really love your writing style etc.” Critique together with a compliment won’t start these ship-wars, pals, because the SHIP itself isn’t even mentioned.

If you’re going to rant about it everytime you see a KatsuDeku post (or any other pair) you’re ruining the experience. When I first came into the fandom, I felt BAD about the fact, that I like this pair and nobody, I repeat, NOBODY should feel this way when they’re starting to like something.
It’s like somebody drop-kicks you in the face, because you don’t like the same ice-cream flavour. 
I, for myself, remembered really quickly that that’s nothing I have to feel bad about. I mean, they’ve potential?! That’s why people like this ship, buddy.

For example: I totally dislike the ship Todoroki x Izuku. And believe me, I have my reasons, but I DON’T post anything against this ship neither do I insult the shipper. 

Why, you ask?

Because ‘Shipping’ and everything that comes with it, is something a person chooses for himself. The feelings you get, when you see, that you’re OTP got some moments in the series or when you see some amazing art that involves them, are truly, truly amazing.

Imagine being in a shopping mall and there are these shoes that you really like and you want to buy them, because you know they suit you. You’re standing in line to pay, but them some random guy comes along, he takes the shoes and throws them on the ground, yelling insults and preaching about how much he hates them, just because he prefers Vans over the Doc Marten’s you wanted to buy. Other people are watching and some join this guy, because they were there to buy Vans too and seeing someone buy Doc’s displeases them because they don’t like these shoes.

Sounds weird, am I right?

And that’s exactly the situation I was and many other people are in right now. You’re getting hate for something you like. Something that makes you happy. And then there are people who’re ruining this happiness. Don’t forget that there are some people out there, that are using shipping (that means fanart, fanfic etc. about their OTP) for escaping something. Just to read a Oneshot about them can make them unbelievably happy. That’s something I know out of experience. About one month ago, my Blog here was B&W and fucking depressive, but now, after discovering that seeing posts about my OTPs and anime and other great stuff in general makes me happy and helps me to distract myself, it’s filled with something I love, instead of something I hate. So why should you post something about a ship you hate, so everybody can see what a dick you are?

I fell into this whole ‘shipping hell’ about six years ago and I constantly get critique for THE SHIP ITSELF, but you know… Spending minutes, hours, days and nights writing this for people who actually enjoy this pairing and THEN getting such an amount of RUDE negative comments is like a good ‘ol punch right in the stomach. I’m not an artist, but I KNOW that artists feel the same way and even the quiet shippers that reblog or just say something about a certain pair, that only can see this hate, get upset about this, like hell, to be honest.

It’s such a horrible feeling, really and if you’re seeing something that displeases you. Ignore it. Here on tumblr are so many things that you’ll love, so please try to focus on these things and LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY LIKE.

Imagine you being in this situation. That’s not nice, right?! So stop being an arse and focus on the bright side! Oh and a friendly reminder at the end: 

Stay out of the tags, if you don’t like it.

My little rant is over now and it’s not just directed towards the bnha fandom, but literally every fandom that exists, because people still need to hate on others. This thing with the KatsuDeku issue here was just the last straw that broke the camel’s neck.

senyahgirl  asked:

I'm a 20-something weirdo who likes reading, drawing and making tons of bad puns. I have a Curly bitty already, but I'm at work a lot and I want a bitty that'll be good company for him,too. I take naps frequently, at odd times, and in weird places and I say whatever random, crazy stuff pops into my head and often get concerned and/or amused looks because of it...

Your suggested bitty is Teacup. Loves you and your Curly and as long as you don’t yell he’ll be perfectly fine with all the random stuff that comes in your head.

Naps in weird places? Well you’re in good company. He’ll be napping alongside you.

You draw? Well please draw this Bitty in some stylish clothing because he wants to be dressed up (even if figuratively).

Even though he wants to follow you around, he’ll be content with your Curly.

Teacup is created by @bittybones-au

Partway through reading Jojolion, anyone else bothered by the fact that Yasuho keeps yelling Diavolo’s most famous line?  Like the first time was cute, like a random callback but after the third time or so it’s like, oh … oh no.

I’m not saying she’s him - that’s too 1:1 - but Diavolo references keep coming up in Jojolion.  Diavolo wanted to be sailor and had a connection to the beach, Diavolo’s mother was found buried underground, Diavolo was “two people living in one body.”  Randomly displaced signifiers or is this something going on here?  Is this something I need to worry about?

Also Diavolo had pink hair.

The best hour of my life (aka Suwabe Junichi's Panel @ Anime Expo 2016)

Warning: I’m on mobile and have no formatting, also I will probably be screaming nonsense the whole time. XDDDDDD

Alright, so in the room where his panel was, there was a screen on the right side, and the table was in the middle. Suwabe-san came out from behind the screen and we could see his shadow XDDDDDDD He introduced himself mostly in English!!! His English is actually really good XPPP
He told us to call him “Be-san” XDDDDD and as a joke, he said it was only for the Ladies, but the guys did it as well. Sadly I missed it ;-; and idek why I just did… T^T

The MC proceeded to ask him questions.
One of them was about if he ever came to the US before, and he said that this was his second time, his first in LA specifically and his first time in general was in Atlanta. Then he was asked if he got to do like sightseeing and other things to do, and he said that he went to Santa Monica and took a picture with the Hollywood sign which, “I will post it on Twitter later” XDDDDD
He got asked about being a seiyuu, and he said that it wasn’t something he had wanted to do since childhood. His first role was a random Soldier 1 and the only line he had was *cue scream* *cue fan’s scream as well*

Then they talked about Gangsta (and when we walked in they handed us a gangsta paper/thing) They showed the preview and he said that Worick, his character, was really sexy XPPPPP and that all of them were really sexy. He said that the director asked him to make Worick’s voice higher than the other guy’s (who was voiced by Tsuda Kenjiro!) *cue random high pitched scream* XDDDDDDDDDD

EDIT: THEY ALSO TALKED ABOUT AIRING ANIME AND MENTIONED SHOKGEKI NO SOUMA AND AHHHH HAYAMA AKIRAAAAAAAAA!!! He also said that he’s glad we still enjoy his older works because the anime season ends in three months in Japan!

They also talked about Space Dandy and showed a clip of I think episode 20, where Be-san’s character Dandy was singing
They also showed the Live Action trailer in English, and Suwabe’s voiceover! He said that one day he would like to see the live action with him in it XDDDDDDDD
The Bones president Masahiko Minami also came for a little bit!!! He said that he likes having the girls scream at him like they scream at Suwabe-san 😂 Be-san said they were “best friends (in English)” and put his arm around him >o<
Minami-san also said that he thought the English voice of Dandy was really similar and he was like “don’t you think so too?” And someone shouted NO! XDDDDDDD
Sadly he had to leave early :( because he had more work to do, and someone shouted “Ganbare!” XDDDDDDD
During the Space Dandy stuff the little Nyan mascot thing (sorry, haven’t watched it yet ;-;) came out! They said that he couldn’t talk to us though XDDDDDDDDD

After that there was a short little Q&A. (Out of order probably!!) The first person talked about how he does a lot of Otome drama CDs and asked what the challenges were with using a dummy head mic versus a normal mic. Be-san explained what the mic was and how it worked, and he said that it looked like a gorilla 😂😂😂 He said that it was hard to imagine it as a “jousei (what even is spelling)” as he hugged you and “I LOVE YOU” (whisper) EVERYONE SCREAMING AND AUWKKDJVNDKWODCKMCHDHSJD I CANNOT I STILL GET LIKE THIS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT 😍😭😍😍😍❤️❤️
Some Japanese person asked him to do Aomine’s “the only one who can beat me is me” (I’m 90% sure, I mean what else does Aomine say that’s famous? XP) *CUE MORE DYING AGHHHHH SOWICNNVJENENF*
Someone else asked who, in the industry, he thought was the most attractive, and Be-san said that everyone was all so attractive, it was too hard to pick just one. (AWWWWWW <3333)
Then someone asked what he likes to do on his free time, and he said “driving” and “taking his dog for walks” (AWWWWWWWWWWW <333)
The last person asked about this drama cd series with Jeffrey and asked him who his favorite character was besides his own. Suwabe said that his favorites were always the one he voiced, so it would be Jeffrey XDDDDD

He said that he was really happy to be here and to meet his international fans! He also said that he’s glad we enjoy his works in Japanese, his natural language.

Also in the middle somewhere someone yelled “I love you” and he said “I love you too” AND WKEMCMSOSJNVNDNWNCQLKWKA

Ahh, anyways, his signature is like the most beautiful thing ever. And his LAUGH AND SMILE SO PRECIOUS ❤️❤️❤️ >o<
Suwabe-san is so adorably shy and humble and kind <3 And he knows how to make the fans scream XDDDDDDDD
But really, in all seriousness, he is really nice!!!
He did all the standby autographs (idk bout day 1) and also random info he used “watashi” which I mean i dunno if you wanted to know that but yeah XPPPPP
Excuse me while I go die of feels again…

We all say in the asanoya dynamic that Asahi would be put together and Noya wouldn’t be really like all he’d eat are hot pockets and frozen shit but like.

Look at Asahi.

He can’t even bring himself to get up early while Nishinoya got up and did his hair even.

Asahi eats too much on accident.

He sleeps in.

He gets exasperated easily.

Think about it.

What if Asahi was the one living off freezer food bc he’s too lazy to make something in the morning.

He talks to himself in his head a lot too so I mean, why not?

What if Noya yells at him bc he needs to fix his eating habits and he just makes a face bc that requires getting up earlier than usual and he doesn’t like the sound of that.

I just want stupid antics that don’t always involve Noya because Asahi is a teenager too and he’s a giant fucking baby