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bllarke-blxke  asked:

What would a delinquent road trip include?

Hope this was what you were looking for! I kind of derailed a whole bunch and it turned out super long aha! So we have Javen, Honty?, Linctavia, Briller, Monroe, Finn and wells brotp and developing Clexa and Murphamy. Let me know if you want more or if anything doesn’t make sense xx

  • They have all the group necessities like food, water, two person tents, first aid kit etc. but also a rule where everyone is only allowed a duffel bag, a water bottle, a blanket and a pillow
  • Taking Jasper and Monty’s kombi
  •  Murphy’s Mercedes 
  • and of course Lincoln and Octavia’s motorbikes
  • “Octavia, no. Not happening.” “Oh come on, Bell. I just got my license.” “I’ll be there to guide her the whole way.” “Lincoln if you want to keep your head screwed on I suggest you shut up.” “Raven, stay out of this.“ 
  • "CLARKE, BELLAMY’S BEING A CONTROLLING DICK AGAIN!” “I’m your brother not her!” “Bellamy, she has her instructor with her and you’ll be watching her through the rear view mirror the whole time." 
  • "Please, he’ll be eating my dust.” “Please, he’ll be staring at Murphy’s rear-” “Not helping, girls. Bellamy, let her have some fun.”
  • ”…If she crashes I’m burying you alive with her.“ "She won’t crash, now put the dad voice away for five seconds please and help me find the first aid kit.” “Hypocrite.”
  • Monty and Jasper arrive blaring their specialised General Lee’s dixie horn
  • “You’re fucking kidding me. HARPER HOW COULD YOU LET THEM DO THIS?!” “I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW ALRIGHT!”
  • “MY EARS ARE BLEEDING BRYAN AND I ARE RIDING WITH MURPHY, CLARKE AND LEXA SWAP!”
  • “Wait no, you guys can’t abandon me.” “So just comes with us then, he’s got spare if O’s taking her bike too.”
  • “Oh that works then I can go with Lexa in the van.”
  • Miller winking at Clarke over Bellamy’s head that bit too suspiciously
  • “What nooooo, no, no. You want small cramped spaces with cuddling and whispering.” “I don’t want her first impression of my friends being from a small cramped space with Murphy.”
  • “I AM NOT RIDDING WITH JOHN FUCKING MURPHY FOR FOUR WHOLE DAYS!”
  • “…I fucking hate this car.” “She fucking hates you right back, Blake.”
  • Miller screaming “WHO’S READY TO GO FUCKING CROSS COUNTRY?” Out the window and Jasper screams back “SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
  • At least three quarters of the group groaning “why did I agree to this?”
  • Lincoln and Octavia tearing out in front of everyone the second they get on the highway
  • “Careful Blake you might pop a vein soon.” “Shut up, Murphy.”
  • “Jasper, turn the music down.”
  • “Monty you are not smoking that while driving.”
  • “Raven stop kicking your boyfriend’s seat.”
  • “Harper don’t follow her fucking lead.”
  • “Finn, stop flinging hair bands back at Wells.”
  • “Wells stop hogging all the chips.”
  • “Jesus, you really are their mom aren’t you.” “I don’t mind.” “Yeah well, just wait till we get a few drinks in her.” “We are not talking about that." 
  • "I am glad I got in the back with the best friend.” “Oh you want embarrassing drunk stories?” “Raven, no. Shush. Go back to annoying the lanky one.” “OI!" 
  • "So what kind of embarrassing are we talking?” “You, ma'am, have just hit the gold mine.”
  • “Bellamy, they’re fucking making out again.” “Monroe, I’m sorry but I can’t fix that.” “I can.”
  • “JESUS MURPHY IS THAT A FUCKING WATER PISTOL?!” “I’ve got one with pepper water in it if you don’t stop.”
  • “You got an AUX cord in here?” “This car was built in the fucking 70’s Miller of course it doesn’t-” “Raven hooked one up for him last Christmas.” “Monroe, you fucking traitor you asked for it-DID YOU STEAL MY WATER PISTOL.” “…maybe.”
  • “Bellamy, can you lift your seat up a bit.” “Yeah mate…Murphy how the fuck do I do that.” “It’s the lever by your knee fuckwad.” “What?” “There by your - oh for fucks sake, here.”
  • Murphy reaching between Bellamy’s leg to pull it foreword and he goes bright red
  • “You look like a fucking cherry tomato Blake drink some water.” “Always a thirsty one huh, Bellamy-ow.”
  • Lincoln and Octavia finally reappearing on the horizon around lunch
  • “Oh thank god, I thought Bellamy was going to kill me.” “At least you know they’ll always come back for food?” “Cute, Lex. Real cute.”
  • Harper, Raven, Finn and Wells all falling out of the kombi in an effort to stretch
  • “Who’s ready for some lunch?”
  • Everyone grumpily declaring yes at the same time
  • “Jasper, did you put my pickles on?” “Yes.” “And the spicey mustard?” “Yes.” “And the-” “French ham, yes.” “Perfect.”
  • “NO GRATITUDE KISSING AT THE TABLE!” “Monty, you just kissed me for passing you a fork.” “We don’t count, we’re the adorable couple.”
  • “Excuse you? Have you seen my boyfriend.” “Miller, quit it.”
  • “Oh come on, Clarke. It’s just a little hike down the river.” “No, Finn. This trip just started. I told Wells dad I would keep it together at least three days before I lost you two to the wilderness.” “But that was a joke.” “It really wasn’t.”
  • “Hey Lex, how’s it all going?” “Good…they’re a bit…” “Full on? You can take my bike ahead with O if you need.” “No, no. It’s good.” “You sitting next to Clarke huh?” “Yup.” “She doing that mindlessly tracing your tattoo thing.” “Yup.” “She taught Octavia that one.” “…it works." 
  • "Ready to hit the road again?” “No.” “Bell, he can’t be that bad.” “He fucking threw my map out the window.” “Yeah well you were probably being a dick.” “I give up.”
  • “Jasper’s turn to drive, fuck yeah.” “We’re all going to die.” “Don’t be so dramatic, buttercup.” “The fuck did you just call me mop head?”
  • Finn tackling Wells to the ground so Raven just helps Lexa step on top of them to get in the back
  • “Wait, I thought they were the adventure duo?” “They are.”
  • Rule 2: 30 mins before sunset = quiet time
  • “So we just don’t talk?” “Not till the sun goes behind the horizon. It helps people cool off.”
  • Jasper and Raven in the front and she has her legs up on the dashboard for him to run his hand over when he isn’t changing gears
  • Monty sitting side ways so Harper can cuddle into his chest and play with his hands
  • Finn silently showing Wells how to carve patterns into some wood blocks they found
  • Clarke occasionally readjusting their hands to chisel better
  • Lexa doing nothing else but watch Clarke draw the sunset
  • “Bellamy is it quiet time?” “Yup.” “I’m gonna nap, wake me up when it’s done.” “Us too.” “Sure thing.”
  • Monroe pulling her trusty cap down to block out the sun but Bryan and Miller just lounge out across each other
  • Bellamy and Murphy doing nothing else but pretending to be reading/ paying attention to the music as they constantly side eye each other in the pink light
  • Up ahead Lincoln and Octavia are slowly drawing a criss cross pattern with their bikes
  • The second the sun vanishes behind the horizon Jasper slams his hand on the horn
  • “JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST!”
  • “NOT COOL ASSHOLE YOU MADE ME FUCK UP MY CARVING!”
  • “YEAH I COULD’VE TAKEN MY EYE OUT WITH THE FUCKING KNIFE I’M HOLDING!”
  • “Oh my god Monty, I’m so sorry.” “What happened?” “I accidentally kneed him in the nuts.”
  • “Shit, Clarke I spilt water on your drawing.”
  • “Okay, Jasper. Next time, we think these things through, please.”
  • “…I thought it was pretty fucking funny.” “God damnit Raven.”
  • “Are we stopping yet? I gotta pee.”
  • “My leg is cramping.”
  • “How the fuck are we going to set up in the dark?”
  • “It’s not my fault we don’t have a map” “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO THREW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW.“
  • "Almost at the camp site guys.”
  • “Yeah, yeah. Whatever.”
  • “…how much do you wanna bet Bellamy’s having the worst time of his life right now?” “How much do you wanna bet Bellamy’s having the best time of his life right now?” “Wait what.” “Seriously boys you can’t be that hopeless.” “Rude, Harper. Rude.”
  • Finally finding the camp site and having to hold up torches so people can build their tents in the dark
  • “Can’t we all just sleep in the van?” “No Jasper, 15 of us aren’t going to fit into the van.” “And you just want to break rule three.”
  • Rule three: no couples sleeping in the same place - so they draw names to see who gets who
  • Monty picks Jasper straight off the bat “FUCKING RIGGED I TELL YOU!”
  • Harper with Lincoln “ohhhh can you teach me how to braid like you do with O’s hair?”
  • Finn with Raven “well this is going to be weird.” “Fuck off, Reyes.”
  • Clarke drawing kombi which means she gets to pick two other people “Octavia annnnnnnndddddddd Lexa.”
  • “HEY NOT FAIR! NO COUPLES!” “There not dating, Jasper, rules are rules.” “Bellamy, you’re so fucking biased.” “It’s the rule.”
  • Monroe and Bryan “you kick me, you die.”
  • Miller and Wells “you feeling jealous finny boy?” “Yes.” “Wait what.”
  • Getting to the very end and everyone goes really quite as they realise
  • “No.” “No way.” “Not happening.” “Would rather take my eye out with a spork.” “Would rather go deep sea diving with no helmet.”
  • “Rules are rules, Bellamy.” “You wanna loose a finger, googles?” “Clarke. CLARKE! He’s attacking me.”
  • “You can get along for a few nights boys.” “No we…Clarke. What do you mean a few nights?” “Well…um…whoyoupicknowisyourdrawfortheweek- OKAY WHO’S HUNGRY!”
  • Couples getting in their last camp fire cuddles after dinner
  • Miller telling one too many scary stories that practically put everyone to sleep
  • “Monroe I want Booze.” “Not till we get to the waterfall drinking night.” “But I want it nooooooow.” “Finn, I am the Booze gatekeeper and I will smack you of you don’t fuck off.”
  • “She’s gotta be hiding it somewhere.” “We’ve looked everywhere Wells.” “She’s like a magician.” “Nah she’s a wizard.” “I thought it was a witch” “You two are still so hopeless.” “FUCK OFF REYES!”
  • Lexa standing and watching in amusement as Clarke tries to put everyone to bed
  • “No, Finn. Down from the tree, you can’t sleep up there.”
  • “Wells, don’t pee there please.”
  • “Monty, don’t eat that, it’s not from our food.”
  • “Raven, I gave you torch batteries five minutes ago…had to use them for-no. Just no.”
  • “Monroe. Don’t try to put the fire out with your sleeping bag.”
  • “Jasper. Give me the lighter. You are not setting another one of my tents on fire.”
  • “Octavia get back in the van.”
  • “Lincoln stop looking at me like that just sneak out to the woods before everyone wakes up.”
  • “Does anyone have a spare pillow for Bryan? No Miller he is not sharing yours.”
  • “I’ve got one.” “Thank you Bellamy.”
  • “Aw crap, Bell you got a water bottle too.” “Yup.”
  • “Bell, I need new torch.” “Yuuuup.”
  • “Our tents is missing a flap.” “Got it.”
  • “Fuck. Clarke do you have another blanket?” “Nope. Bellamy?” “I…um…no.”
  • “Well you’re fucking useless then.” “I’d prefer if you slept outside.” “I think I might.”
  • “No, Murphy it’s too cold.” “Can’t you two just share?” “I’m sorry Xena but I don’t swing that way.” “Bullshit.” “I FUCKING HEARD THAT MINI BLAKE.”
  • “Bellamy. Please. Just get in the tent with him.” “I can’t.” “Why not?” “He’s annoying.” “And the actual reason?” “He hates me.”
  • “Bellamy. I have a free pass to four nights with Lexa. We both know Octavia sleeps through anything-” “Ew, no stop.” “Just go in there, don’t say a word, lie down, close your eyes and go the fuck to sleep, for my sake?” “You owe me the fucking world, princess.” “Yeah well see what you’re saying tomorrow morning.”
  • “Well?” “There…interesting, Clarke.” “You don’t like them.” “I do. They have spirit like you.” “Cmere.”
  • “GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN’ EVERYONE!” “Monty! Shut the Chihuahua up!”
  • Jasper running out of his tent with Monty throwing a pillow out after him
  • “Helloooooooo?” “Jasper, the sun hasn’t even come up yet.” “Shush Raven. I’m here for cuddles.”
  • Raven rolling her eyes and moving over so he can flop into Finn’s open arms
  • Raven climbing out of her tent to go get her toothbrush from the van
  • When she opens the back Octavia has twigs in her hair and Clarke and Lexa have completely vanished under the covers
  • “Jeez I wonder what you guys got up to last night *muffled from under the blanket* “Each other.”
  • Octavia falling out of the Kombi to go crash with Lincoln
  • “Ow, O. You kneed me in the boob.” “m’sorry’Harps.”
  • Harper climbing out of her tent to go steal Monroe’s warm socks
  • “Don’t you have a boyfriend for that.” “He isn’t as much of a sunbeam before there are actual sun beams in the sky.” “Why is everyone awaaaaaake?”
  • Bryan stumbling out of his tent to face plant into Millers
  • “Good morning, farm boy.” “Good morning, smooth criminal.” “Ugh, I am so out of here.”
  • Wells climbing out of his tent to go make sure Clarke is up this early too (just because that’s what best friends do)
  • “Knock, knock, knock. Are we we naked?” “…only a little bit.” “Good.”
  • Wells grabbing their blanket and yanking it of them
  • “Oh jesus-THAT IS MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT!” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” “I don’t like your friends anymore.”
  • “Coming in hot.” “Finn, no!” but he comes from nowhere crash tackling Welss into the van anyway
  • Lexa letting out a little ‘help’ from under everyone
  • “Were practically ready to go why the fuck hasn’t anyone woken up Bellamy and Murphy?” “No one wants to see what happened in there last night.” “What? What happened?” “Of course, you couldn’t hear the fight  with Lexa’s thighs wrap-” “Raven, would you stop doing that.”
  • Everyone very quietly sneaking up to Bellamy and Murphy’s tent
  • “Do you think one of them is gone?” “Do you think both of them are gone?” “Do you think one of them is dead?” “Do you think both of them are dead?” “Do you think one of them killed the other one?” “Do you think they both killed the other one?”
  • “Jasper, Monty, please. Shush.”
  • Clarke very gently unzipping the tent and everyone’s falling over each other to peer in
  • “Oh…” “They’re…” “Cuddling?” “No. It’s more spooning.” “Looks like forking to me.”
  • “Bellamy…Murphy…boys. Time to wake up.”
  • Murphy huffing and pulling Bellamy closer into him but Bellamy wakes up and looks up at everyone
  • “Fuck.”
  • “Someone owes me 10 Brokeback mountain bucks.”
  • “If you aren’t all gone by the time I open my eyes, I am using every last part of this tent to brutally murder you all.” “Sorry Bell. You’re new boyfriend isn’t a morning person
  • “So who’s ready for day two?”

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anonymous asked:

Reeen the pervert has smashed all of his friends! Nooooooow he is pretending to be a little innocent girl (you’re a girl ok?). Alsooo he watches Jake Paul daiiiiily! SHEeeee is in love with him butT won’t admiiiiit it. I’m so proud of myself I’m crying (you should play this at your piano)

um how dare you misgender me and call me a he when I am clearly an innocent little girl. it’s *SHE watches Jake Paul daily :)) and you know what? I’m not ashamed of it because Jake Paul is the hottest guy out there and I want to have his babies!! *insert all those emojis with the crying face and the okay sign* 

Faaaaaaave part of “Power of the paradise” perf during “The Music Day” 2016

I’m just gonna sit here and watch it on loop, bye