i want to throw up right now omfg i dont even

hold my beer

Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you

Three words:

Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?

  • It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
  • One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
  • Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
  • Lo and behold, it backfires
  • The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
  • Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
  • The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
  • Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
  • Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
  • (^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
  • AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…

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anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!



  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery


  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.


  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb


  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade


  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’


  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling


  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

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anonymous asked:

mmkay let it out what's your thoughts on the new doctor who

Originally posted by findreactions

- Okay so right off the bat??? It took me less than five minutes to fall in love with Bill holy SHIT

- Like I could tell from her original preview that I was gonna like her but!!! She’s fantastic!!!!

- 12 playing the electric guitar at any given time is a strong weakness of mine

- The Doctor…has pictures…of Susan and River on his desk…I am…beyond deceased

- Okay like literally every single incarnation of the Doctor fits the aesthetic of ‘eccentric professor who gives no fucks but also ends up teaching very memorable classes’ perfectly but like. I’m so glad Capaldi is the one that gets to FULLFILL that omg.

- “You shouldn’t be in my class you aren’t a student here”

- “I know but I’m like really gay and accidentally made my crush fat because I can’t function properly”

- “Valid points, I need to teach you everything I know.”

- What…is in…that Goddamn vault.

- “Doctor What?” you know that killed him just a little inside

- She got him a freaking carpet for Christmas??? amaze

- Also just the fact that she spent Christmas with him??? You’re not crying I am

- 12: “I’m a cold hearted lone wolf I’m here to do my job I don’t care about anyone no one can crack me-”

- Bill: “Yeah my mom died when I was a baby and I have no pictures of her it makes me very sad”

- 12: *internally screaming, eye twitching, frantically grabbing a camera and sprinting into the TARDIS, shouting* “I aM a CoLd HeArTeD lOnE wOlF i’M hErE tO dO mY jOb I dOnT cArE aBoUt ANYONE-”

- seriously that was so sweet I almost cried???

- LMAO when she said “You’ve apparently been teaching here for 70 years” and he was like “You’re thinking, ‘he doesn’t look old enough’ “ and she said no. HIS FACE 😂

- “One time you were supposed to give a lecture on physics but you started ranting about poetry” “They’re the same thing.”

- Like they did a weird job with the Heather girl??? I ultimately felt bad for her but she was like shady right from the start it was strange

- Like every time Bill was around her I was like “honey reel in your thirst just far enough to realize this situation has me nervous” omfg

- w h a t  i s  i n  t h e  v a u l t

- Am I like…the only person who doesn’t like Nardole? I never have tbh he just feels shoved in there

- Like his whole spiel about wanting to make sure the Doctor’s dealing with River’s death okay at the end of the Christmas special was sweet but like??? He feels out of place and hasn’t properly done anything yet???? Idk it feels like someone inserting an oc into their fanfic re-write of the show but not knowing how the oc can actually effect the plot

- The Doctor has been a college professor for at least 70 years like…is the TARDIS okay? I can’t imagine she enjoys being parked in his office or the ‘out of order’ sign omg

- Yes, yes I am worrying about a sentient machine’s feelings leave me alone

- “I see my face all the time- never liked it, it’s all over the place, having expressions when I’m trying to be enigmatic.” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- “Why are you running like a penguin with his ass on fire”

- When she asked the Doctor if he knew about sci-fi. A++

- He was so swept up in figuring it out before he snapped back and was like nEVER MIND SWEET CHILD PLEASE GO AWAY ITS PROBABLY JSUT WATER lmao

- Can we as a society please stop setting creepy moments in fiction in bathrooms??? Like I’m fucking over it

- And honestly??? I’m so PISSED about the thing in the shower drain holy shit after years of having issues with drains because of “it” and I finally start fucking getting over that only for Doctor Who to do this to me??? Why does this show always know my deepest paranoia shit and use it only briefly like WHY

- Anyway,

- Bill’s reaction to the TARDIS was HILARIOUS

- “What happened to the doors though did you run out of money?” LMAO


- I lost it when they ended up in Australia omfg that was good tegan screaming in the distance


- “You’re…the first person to mention that…?” I WAS SCREAMING

- yelling ‘shark attack’ in a restaurant and it actually works? okay

- Why does Capaldi’s Doctor have such a penchant for traveling to the literal end of the universe??? This is the third or fourth time he’s gone there omfg

- Like he’s always like “no one will find us here” but like at this point? End of the universe would be the first place I’d check for him? lol

- 12 looked so proud of himself when he was called ‘silly’!!!! I’m so happy for him it’s a relief he’s out of the emo ‘what kind of man am I’ phase





- on a mildly related note: Nardole running around trying to sonic things and quietly screaming was THE MOST ME THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TV

- I do shit with that exact attitude all the fucking time you don’t even understand I was looking in a mirror it was hilarious

- So question: Since when is the Dalek’s laser “the hottest fire in the universe”? Is that an already established thing I forgot about or like…did they just want an excuse to show the Daleks? lol

- so Creepy Water Demon Girl was chasing them through time and space solely because she thinks Bill is hot?

- R E L A T A B L E

- When Bill asked the Doctor how he’d feel if someone erased his memories and a slightly warped version of Clara’s theme music started playing??? I stabbed myself that was UNCALLED for I was NOT READY

- When the Doctor was having Internal Struggles™ and he told the pictures of Susan and River to shut up and then the TARDIS started making noises at him and he was clearly getting emotionally ganged up on I was YELLING that was so funny lmao

- Why was he so against travelling??? Why the same school for 70 years??? WHAT’S IN THE VAULT??? Who did he promise????

- The whole ending scene when he was inviting Bill on the TARDIS- idk I just really liked it?

- The lighting behind him from the ship, the mini speech, the music playing in the background??? I really dug it omg


- But no yes I???? Really freaking enjoyed the episode. Like it’s obviously not the best of the series or anything but I think it was a great opener and now I’m even more pumped for the rest of the season I’m so hype I can’t handle it omfg!!!!

mm headcanons - painting your bedrooms

//i just painted my own bedroom white and i couldn’t stop thinking about this?? whoops - also i use Seven’s real name and there’s swearing in his section//


  • his mom probably made him help when they were ever painting a room in their house.
  • he knows what to do but isn’t really that good at lining the molding or spreading the paint evenly so he just leaves that to you
  • he’s the dj
  • he puts slathers a bunch of paint on and then you smooth it out w a roller
  • he goes to cut the top of the wall but isn’t tall enough on his own so he uses a lil step stool
  • afterwards, even though he didn’t do too much, he’s got paint literally EVERYWHERE. it’s on his t-shirt (yoosung looks really good in that t shirt too btw), his shorts, his hair, and even his socks but?? he wasn’t wearing any socks??
  • “MC i think im getting the hang of this!!”
  • “sorry to burst your bubble, but i can see patches of beige (let’s say you’re painting a beige room green??”
  • “heh… well… that’s why you’re here i guess”
  • “and not because we live together?? and you’re my boyfriend??” jfc yoosung

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It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

+i can’t find my titty holder
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

+i need all the attention
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-wait no
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-i like to lick
-what am i doing with my life


-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-what an english you did there
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’


‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

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Holy Maloley (Nate Maloley Smut)

“NATHAN MONTGOMERY MALOLEY, get back here you baby back bitch” I screamed at the top of my lungs, currently I was laying in mine and Nates bed soaked in water because Nate thought it would be so hilarious to wake me up by dumping cold water on me. “Yes Y/N”? Nate came back in with his hands behind his back laughing. “I’m so close to decking your shit boy, go get me a towel” I said pissed off but smirking as well, “Okay baby, but first” Nate said lifting his hands, “But first wh- NATHAN OH MY GOD”!!! I was covered in eggs that Nate decided to throw at me. “YOU’RE DONE” I said jumping up to tackle him, “Bring it on Big Booty Judy” Nate said shaking his butt but then running down the hall. As we were running down the hallway, I noticed Nates man bun bouncing all over the place, so with me being the sneaky bitch I was that day, got paybacks at the right time “YAGAAAA!!!!"I screamed grabbing his bun, Nate then fell backwards on the last step and luckily I had jumped because otherwise I would’ve fallen right on top of him (But okay like that would’ve been a bad thing ;) ) "OWCH DAMN Y/N, THAT HURT BABY” Nate screamed laying on his back holding his head. “That’s what you get, I mean look at me I’m soaked Nate” I said laughing. “Are you done being a punk” I said looking at him like a serious parent. “Yes Y/N, I’m sorry, come on baby let’s go shower together, I’ll make you feel better” Nate said standing up coming close to me, “Nah fam, I said laughing while walking away, you’re staying out here and cleaning the bed up” “But Babe, who’s going to make you feel better” Nate said following me, “Don’t worry, I’ll call Swazz as soon as I get in the bathroom” “I said running into the bathroom and locking the door.

20 Minutes later I was done with my shower and Nate was done cleaning the room back up, everything settled down, atleast I thought. As soon as I walked out of the bathroom with my White bra and panties on I was slammed against the bedroom wall with my arms pinned above my head. "Lil Mama, Nate said against my neck sending chills down my body, "That wasn’t very nice of you to lock me out of the bathroom for shower time” He said in a very deep tone. “Oh well” I said looking at him dead in the eyes. “Now you see, now you have to be punished” Nate said now gripping my hands even tighter still above my head, “You won’t do shit” I said smirking. And with that he threw me onto the bed. Climbing right on top of me, and pinning my hands once again over my head, “No touching, or else.” Nate said, as he finished that sentenced he kissed me from my lips, to my neck, to my boobs, licking each nipple, his hands roaming all over my body, I couldn’t help but pull his hair “Naaatteeeee” I said moaning like crazy. “No no no, put them back baby” Nate said pinning my hands above my head again. Nate then made his way down to my vagina, I couldn’t help myself, I had pushed my head back onto the pillow, feeling his hot breathe near my area had driven me crazy. “Well you don’t need these” Nate said looking at my panties, “Well just be careful with these pair beca-NATHAN OMFG THOSE WERE BRAND NEW” I screamed at him as he ripped them off and threw them off, “Oh stop, I’ll buy you a new pair” Nate said laughing, “Yeah I guess you would, or better yet, Swazz would” I said smirking “Oh that’s it” Nate said getting off the bed, Nate then came back a few moments later with handcuffs, “You’ve been warned many times Y/N, now, you’re done” Nate said as each of my wrists were being cuffed to the headboard. Nate then proceded back down to my clit, without being warned or anything, he stuck 3 fingers in, plumping them in and out “Nateeee oh lord” I said gripping the headboard with my eyes rolling to the back of my head. “Tell me what you want baby” Nate said looking up at me, I looked back down at him, and I smirked and said “Swazzzzer” And without any warning Nate was inside of me, “NATE JEEZ-OH FUCCCCCCK!” I said screaming, “WHO MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD BABY? WHO’S THE BEST?”! Nate said looking down at me, “SWA-OH FUCK YOU NATE, YOUUUU” I said. As 20 minutes or so passed, and I was handcuff free, and laying in Nates arms, “Holy Maloley” I said panting, “Did you really just use me in a pun?” Nate said laughing, “Yassss don’t judge me” I said laughing.

Just then the doorbell rang, “I’ll get it” Nate said jumping out of bed, “Round two when I get back baby” And with that he was down the hallway. God I love this man I thought. “Hey whats up man” you heard Nate say, “Hey nothing much man” It was Swazz, how ironic I was just talking about him, I said laughing to myself. “Yo by the way man, Y/N was just talking about you” Nate said laughing hard, “NATHAN GOD DAMMNIT” I said screaming running out of the room and heading downstairs.

I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS BABIES! Dont forget to follow my Instagram, @theogocinsta , I do imagines on their as well. Love you cuties, Message me with ideas cuties. :) Don’t forget also, I only do Imagines & Preferences.

Four Times Eliza Texted Henry "I Love You" and the One Time She Said It

Note: So I wrote a fic.  Because there’s honestly not enough.  And honestly I’ve marathoned this stupid beautiful show enough times to warrant wanting to write this (somewhat longish) fic.  I blame the chemistry shared between Cho and Gillan.  Damn them.  I don’t own any of the characters, by the way.

Four Times Eliza Texted Henry “I Love You” and the One Time She Said It

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anonymous asked:

could you do a kaisoo analysis too? please please please;a;

enjoy ~~ first of all i want to let you all know that i think  that kim jongin and do kyungsoo are involved  romantically  … & and i believed  it for about 8 months  so ..

first of all i want to talk about the JEALOUSY which i know that i’m not supposed to begin with because i should’ve begun with ” predebut ” but i just love love jealous kaisoo .

this is one of the most obvious jealous  kyungsoo moments EVER 

he turned around to look at jongin and he found the dude touching his hair . jongin wasn’t minding it obviously but when he saw kyungsoo glaring at him he immediately moved away from the man , you can see the satisfied look in both of their faces , because kyungsoo knew that jongin belonged to him  ,and loved seeing jongin knowing this fact … idk i’m becoming more delu these days shut me up plz about joning i believe he loves LOVES seeing his hyung being all jelly ;_;

  • jealous jongin : 

luhan was holding soo’s waist and jonign held luhan : and was like : BACK OFF BRO PRIVATE PRIORITY HERE 


and here :

he was glaring at luhan as if he was about to kill  him because he was all over soo that night .

because he knows 

  • mama era jealousy : jonghyun wanted soo’s dick that night and jongin was mad as fuck but didn’t want to just hold kyungsoo and run away with him , because he probably wasn’t n a relationship with him YET so he just basically told him to stop cheating on him indirectly 


and soo was like : NOW , then jongin held his waist and was like MINE MINE 

  • there are a lot of jealous moments here if you want more .

moving on .


can we just take a moment to appreciate how CLOSE they were before debuting and when i say close i mean REALLY REALLY CLOSE

dick on ass close

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bubble tea dates close 

backhug close

not just CLOSE CLOSE okay ?

  • and eventhough they’re this ” close” they don’t show it THAT MUCH , i mean

IF they were “close” friends or let’s say “close” bestfriends they wouldn’t mind showing it right ? like jongin and taemin for EX

but they DONT show it they TRY  to hide it .. but when they are BTS…

.do you see my point ? 

BECAUSE korea is still one of the most homophobic counties !!! so they try to hide any kind of  affection they have  towards each other !

even if they throw some glances , steal seom touches , talk about each other sometimes .. they still don’t interact THAT much on public  in other words they prefer keeping what they have between themselves .

i still have a lot to say , show and that’s exactly what i’m going to do man .


that kind of tenderness ,


, emotion ,honesty , they have in their eyes .

they seem like they don’t want to stop looking at each other’s eyes 

like it’s not ENOUGH

like they want MORE

like they want to kiss the shit out of each other

right there and then ..

  • touches ,when they fucking touch each other it’s like THE SUN RISING AGAIN wtf am i saying OTL

it’s okay jongin we know you do this often …

jongin you know you love your hyung thrusting like that behind you

look at his face OMG

fucking holding HANDS KILL ME NOW

WAIST HOLDING , jongin totally bottomed that night OMFG

they thought no one will see them because they were in russia LOL

  • look at jongin asking for soo’s D 

with his EYES

he’s such a power bottom 

NO  i don’t read a lot of kaisoo smut fics

if you want more come here 



oh hey it me back with more blURBS:3

#2 Kinks

cam: oh haha Cameron is one of thoSe guys, i feel, who likes to spank and shit. i think i’d make him feel more dominant in bed and stuff though just imagine his hands on you though and after each spank he’d knead your ass cheek with his hand trying to soothe it but then he’d just spank you again in the same spot so it wouldn’t really do anythING at all but yeah, i’d still be hot beyond belief like just imagine you’re at the club and cliche i know you’re grinding on another guy just for fun or something and i’m guessing tbh that he’s more of a jealous type so he’d get all mad or whatever and take you home right away and make you do a strip tease for him until you were in just a thong and then he’d bend you over his knee and spank you multiple times before fucking your brains out byE yes i got a bit carried away with this one

Nash: my homeboy nash would be into playing music in the background if that makes any sense… he’d be all passionate and play modern rnb and go like all slow and stuff but still be all passionate as hell and shit like he’d rock his hips back and forth to the beat of the song and stare down at you with his crystal blue eyes and look into your eyes and make it so passionate and hot at the same time like oh and did i mention that his arms are all strong and stuff so he’d perfectly hold up his own weight with one of his arms while he holds your hand with his free arm and pins it down next to your head while he’s fucking you oH…

Jack G: Jack would be that type of nigga to be super idk i guess sneaky? is sneaky even a kink? now it is hes that kind of guy that would fuck hard and rough but around other people in public ja feel? like oH OHOHOHOH Ho he’s one of those guys that would fuck you hard in your bedroom and have to cover your mouth with his hand while he peppers kisses all over your neck bc your parent(s) are/is downstairs and yeah, or he’d fuck you backstage at magcon but keep the door unlocked bc he likes the fact that anyone could walk in and see him hammering you at any second and stuff and oooOOoh and he would like to pull hair a lOT especially if you two were doing doggy style this hurts tbh

Taylor:  dis caniff kid would be into rough sex. just rough. nothing else to add like tbh yeah there would be passionate sex on like anniversaries or even da wedding night but man holy s h i t he’d always be rough like oh god he’d be into everything kink and fast i don’t think he’d be much into foreplay unless you’d be giving him blowjobs but idk i think he’d just want to be insiDE of you ya know idk man he’d be into all the spanking and the different creative positions and bondage and the toys and the fucking you everywhere at anytime of the day and shit like ooOOooH he’d really like to fuck you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his waist and shit dAmn his head would fall onto your shoulder and he’d just be grUNTING nOOOO

Matt: as i said before matt would be into dirty talk like a mother fucker like oh man he’d say a lot of shit like flattering compliments about your features and stuff but at the same time he’d make them vulgar with the word choices he makes i also think that if you were to dirty talk back to him he’d be extremely turned on by that and stuff and you can totally disagree with me for this or nah but to be comPLETELY honest i think matTHEW LEE ESPINOSA HAs a daddy kink only in bed though i dont think he would want you to call him daddy all the time and like in public but i think he has one and sometimes he’d want you to call him “daddy" in bed.

Jack J: baby this guy has got a kink for eveRYTHING like legit but i think that he’d really enjoy foreplay. i think he’d like going down on you, his tongue pleasing your body, even adding a finger or two while he sucks or your clit or something shit tho man could you imagine going 69 with jack J THAT WOULD BE SO HOT IM CRYINg bc omfg you’d be going to town sucking on dat d and tbh i feel like he’d be weak with blowjobs and stuff so he’d be a moaning mess and he’d be like moaning into you while eating you out and he’d grip really tight on your hips and iM ASO DINW HES GOT ME FEELIN SOME TYPE A WAY

Aaron:  oh god  Aaron would definitley have a kink for foreplay, similar to Jack J but i think he’d more want to pleasure you rather than you pleasuring him bc i think he’d want to be in control so if you did end up blowing him he’d get all flustered and grip tight onto your hair to the point where it might hurt and he’d force you down more so you were taking more into your mouth and oh when he cums let me tell you his thighs would tremble slightly and he’d let out this loud throaty moan and throw his head back and his grip on your hair would grow even tighter and as he’s forcing you down on him he’s thrusting up into your mouth and oH

Carter: i feel like carter would have a hardcore bondage fetish… like i think when he’s alone and masturbating while he’s away at magcon he’d be masturbating at the though of you tied to the bed begging to be touched and it’d get him off almost instantly and in person he’d be extremely teasing about the whole situation oH hes one of those guys who would, if you don’t do as your told as you’re tied to the bed, leave you there for like an extra hour and like come back and spank you and like yell at you and you’d be horny af and then he’d let you go so you can ride him to make up for the ‘bad girl’ you were being.. hA

Shawn: shawn mendez is an ass guy so tbh i think he’d be similar to cam with the spanking but oh instead of being v v dominant like cam is he’d be a tiny bit more conservative and gentle, but still rough and i also think he’d really like the doggy style bc  i mean then he can grab ur ass while he fucks you and i mean we know how he loves da booty so yAY oh and did i mention that he probably has a die hard eat-out kink and he just lovES to eatcha out ja feel? oh ja definitely feel. but i mean his tongue is sO heavenly tbh like pls i want it inside me dont you but yeah i crY 

Whomp there it is& srry for any typos i dont feel like reading back through it all rn bc pile of hw to do still oh


Fan Report |OTRA Manila | Day 2


Okay I will try to be more coherent now! I’ve been waiting for them for 4 years and I cant believe it’s finished.  My seat were right in front of the end of the runway I’m just about in the fourth row so I was able to see their faces so so clearly it was unbelievable as you can see from my photos!!!! I DIEED. Also I’m probably gonna ramble a lot so bear with me.

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You Don’t Believe Me (p.6)

PART SIX – You Don’t Believe Me

Request: Yes

  • It’s Monday…where is Part 6? 
  • Can you do a part 6 pleeeaaase??? Your writing is awesome and I can’t stop thinking about the story! I gotta know how it ends so PLEASE do another part! 
  • Please!! I’m sobbing and i want to know more! 
  • Please make a sixth you don’t believe me!!!! 
  • part 6 of you don’t don’t believe me please? amazing stuff omg 
  • Please please please please do part six I don’t think I could live without part 6 

Plot Line: Y/N finds somewhere to hide while the others worry, and then another decision making circumstance arises. 

Smut: none

I hope you enjoy this! Don’t forget to request for more parts of this, or even for a future imagine/series ect! My requests are open! And I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with

 Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four // Part Five

It was crazy to think that while the world was looking for me, I wasn’t lost– simply lost in my own world. At this point I didn’t actually know anyone was looking for me. But when I got home I sure would have a shock. But for now I swung back and fourth on the swings watching the night sky move as tears fell effortlessly down my cheeks. Ashton was right, what the fuck was I doing? I didn’t know, all I knew was I was in fucking love with two people, two of my best friends and my heart hurt. It felt more like physical pain that the emotional kind and that was eating me up. Running a hand down my face I cried into my hands more, and the sobs got louder. I’d been crying so hard I hadn’t even noticed the presence beside me until I heard a scuffling a little while after I’d silenced myself. Looking over I saw a man, well a teenage boy around the same age as myself staring at  me. Who was he? And why was he here? I gulped a little as he offered me a smile that was to wide. My smile that I tried to offer back was pathetic and unbelievable.

’‘Y/N, right?” the voice asked causing me to raise an eyebrow as I nodded.

“Yeah…and you are?” I asked back, confused to how this guy knew my name. He laughed lightly.

“The names Harry, I was walking home when I saw your little…altercation with Irwin” Harry said, and then it hit me– Harry Styles, the guy from our rival school; Brookway. I just shrugged at his mention of Ashton, I wanted it to disappear from my mind as if it never happened. Harry looked at me for a few seconds before he diverted his eyes to the sky.

“So are you going to tell me why a pretty girl like yourself is sobbing her heart out in a park at two in the morning alone?” Harry asked, his voice was concerned and it was nice someone seemed to care how much I was hurting.

“How does this sound for a tragic cliché high school love story” I said taking a breath before I continued “I was in love with  my best friend for six years, but he couldn’t see it and was dating a girl who was mean and shallow..so my other best friend Michael said to date him to make Luke jealous…Luke being the original best friend” I paused to see if Harry was following and he just nodded for me to carry on. “So I start flirting with Michael and we go out and…then I start to develop these feelings for Michael seen as Luke hadn’t really been around much. Well anyways Luke then decided he loved me and broke up with his girlfriend…but he told me literally hours after me and Michael had lost our virginities to each other. And then tonight after me and Michael decided we were official we went to this freaking party and Luke was wasted so I put him to bed…and…me and Luke kissed and now my head is fucked up” I whisper the last part and hadn’t realised Harry had started rubbing my back as more tears spilled down my cheeks.

“well that sounds like the start of a really fucked up fanfiction or something…” Harry said causing me to burst into laughter, his eyes lit up as he laughed with me.

“What the hell is a fanfiction?” I asked creasing my eyebrows together, Harry’s eyes went wide.

“Are you serious? You have never read a fanfic?” Harry asked, almost like an excited puppy. I laughed again shaking my head. “Right give me your phone and one of these days I’m sending you some” Harry stated, I laughed again handing my phone over. For a few seconds I’d forgotten my problems while Harry made me laugh. I needed a friend away from all of this, from the drama and the boys and I think I may have just found one.

10am the next morning

Harry was walking me home as we talked about everything, and anything. He told me about this girl back at his school who he liked and how she was dating his friend. I was quick yo tell him not to date someone to make her jealous, he seemed to find it funny as he laughed with me. I walked with him until my house appeared at the end.

“This is my stop” I said with a sigh realising that I’d have to go back to normal life now. Harry seemed to sense my uneasiness as he turned me to face him.

“You have my number, if you ever  need to escape just drop me a text. OK?” Harry asked.

“Yeah, thank you. Same goes for you” I said with a small smile. Waving at him I took off in the direction of my house. Walking up the steps I groaned knowing that my mother was home; she wasn’t supposed to be here today. Sighing I looked at all the miss calls and texts that I hadn’t bothered to even open, as I pushed my key into the front door and step inside. But what I wasn’t expecting was to see my mother, Luke, Michael, Calum and Ashton all in the living room mumbling between themselves. When I shut the door behind me all their heads snapped up.

Michael was the first out of his seat as he ran at me engulfing me in his arms, I barely hugged back as I felt something churning in my stomach. This hug felt wrong. Taking a step back from his grasp I heard my mother approach; great.

“I-I was so worried! Where were you?” My mother asked, instead of being stern like I expected her voice was sad and soft. I leant my body into her and sighed and from that small gesture she knew something was wrong. Turning slightly she looked at the boys

“Could you go outside and give me and Y/N some time?” My mother asked as all the boys mumbled and headed to our back yard. My mother guided me to the sofa and sat me down looking at me. “What’s happened?” she asked and I told her everything, and when I mean everything– every little detail down to me and Michael having sex and I spilt my head and my heart to her. My mother was that woman you could talk to about anything and as I finished she took me into her arms and just hugged me– this Is what I’d needed these last few days.

'I-I’m sorry I just like off loaded all that onto you’’ I whispered and she shook her head vigorusly.

“That’s what I’m here for stupid” she muttered into my hair before pulling back looking into my eyes. “Now I’m going to give you my honest opinion, about everything” she said matter-of-factly so I just nodded. “Michael is a sweet boy, but Luke? He’s been there through everything. He sat with you when you cried about your period. Luke punched the guy who pushed you over and I see the way he looks at you. I always have but you two were just too blind to say anything. But today and last night I saw the way Michael panicked, and the way he spoke about you…they both love you very much” My mother paused and I just looked at the ground. “But I know you, and I know how you see Luke Y/N. If you truly love Michael then let Luke go, but if in your heart you honestly know Luke is the one…then you need to do something about it” My mother finished my kissing my temple as she got up to tell the boys to come back in.

“MOM” I yelled as she turned to look at me. “Send Michael in…I need to talk to him” I whispered. She gave me a soft smile and nodded. I needed to tell Michael how I felt about Luke, how I’d always felt. I just didn’t know how he’d take it.

It was quiet  as Michael entered, hands in pockets quickly dropping down beside me on the sofa; knee’s touching and my heart racing. How could I break this boy’s heart after everything? Biting and nibbling on my lip I looked at him from the corner of my eye. Michael looked tired and beat as his eyes kept his gaze on his hands which were shaking. 

 ’’M-“ before I could finish he kissed me, with such ferocity and power that I was taken aback and kissed him back. It lasted a matter of seconds before he pulled away. ’'I needed to do that once more before you break my heart” Michael whispered as a single tear fell down his cheek and my heart shattered because I did love him, more than I’d been allowing myself to realise but I also loved Luke with the same power. I just began sobbing again which seemed to take Michael by surprise as his large arms and hands wrapped around my body pulling me into his lap. Kissing my hair he rocked me and I felt safe. I just kept crying as he whispered sweet nothings in my ear. 

 ’'I-I hate loving the both of you Michael, because you are so good to me, and you haven’t done anything to make me doubt that but Luke’s been that guy for six fucking years’’ I cried and Michael nodded and stroked his index finger down my cheek. 

“You do what you have to do to be happy baby girl, because whether it’s me or Luke I’m going to love you and be waiting for him to fuck up” Michael stated and as I looked into his eyes I knew he’d never hurt me, he’d never break my heart. Luke? I couldn’t be so sure and I once again changed my mind as I kissed Michael. He seemed taken back but quickly responded bringing both his hands to my face. Pulling away for breath our foreheads rested together. “I will love you every day, of every fucking hour” Michael told me and I nodded. 

 ’'I love you Michael Clifford’’ I replied, bringing a hand to rest in his hair. Shaking my head Michael looked at me confused. “Me and Luke kissed last night…that’s why I ran off” I admitted worriedly and Michael laughed causing me to raise an eyebrow. 

“Luke was quick to tell me this morning, I knew it was going to happen at some point because I mean– the nature in which we got together” Michael admitted. I looked at him with sad eyes. “What?” he asked. 

“How can you be OK with what I did?” I asked my voice barley about a whisper. 

“Because I’d walk across fire for you, do you hear me?” Michael asked, shifting so I was gazing right into his eyes. “Y/N I would do anything for you, and maybe Luke would do that too but I’m telling you. I would go through fucking hell to make sure you are OK. So if it’s me or Luke then just know I will always be here” Michael stated, he was so serious his eyes were watering. He meant it. 

“it’s you” I whispered. Michael nodded placing his lips to my head, I finally felt that spark. That one I only felt with Luke, maybe it wasn’t as strong but it was there. “I-I need to talk to Luke” I grumble, burying my face in his shoulder with a sigh. Michael nodded placing his chin on top of my head. 

 ’'Want me to do it with you?“ Michael asked and I murmured a 'yes’ into him. This was going to be painful, but I could trust Michael more than Luke when it came to my heart. Luke was an amazing friend but it took someone else to love me for him to realise I was even worth it. Sighing I looked up at Michael. 

’'Oh by the way Calum met someone” Michael said and my eyes widened.

 ’'Finally? Mr playboy met someone?“ I squealed earning the laugh I loved from Michael.

’'Her name’s Kasia, she’s a half polish girl. Calum noticed her at the party and they hit it off pretty fast” Michael explained and I smiled wide. 

“About time” I murmured. 

“Tell me about it” Michael said a little too loud. 

“Michael you are yelling!” I said with a giggle. 

“Shut up you sound like Ashton” Michael whined as I once again giggle kissing his neck before I sighed. 

“Can you get Luke too come in?” I asked with sad eyes and Michael nodded. 

just so ya’ll know this isn’t near the end,  I have a lot of ideas for this if you keep requesting. Is Michael as good as he seems? What does Luke know about Michael that he’s hiding? THERE’S A LOT HAPPENING AND I HOPE YOU ARE EXCITED.



anonymous asked:


  • They are always being overrun with children so Riley makes sure everything is on a super tight schedule
  • It’s always chaos anyway
  • Farkle started off as the chill cool dad but one night he woke up screaming in a cold sweat and Riley was like what’s wrong???
  • So now he basically puts over protective Papa Bear Cory to shame
  • It’s probably karma or some shit
  • Maya legitimately does not understand that these aren’t also her kids
  • Penny is usually very stressed because the first 7 years of her life it was just her and her parents but then within the next 7 years she gained five siblings omfg
  • So they try to help her escape the madness a lot
  • All the kids are super big readers but Tessa would honestly rather read then do anything else
  • Tessa is like a 50 year old trapped in the body of a 5 year old it’s hilarious
  • Farkle tries so hard to figure out how to do girls hair but it always ends in disaster
  • Their youngest is the only boy (his twin sis is older) and even though he’s barely a toddler at the moment his parents can already see him exasperated at the ‘5 older sisters’ gig he got stuck with omg
  • Farkle literally encourages Cassie and Cleo in their pranks against Maya’s son when he visits
  • S I X  G E N I U S  B A B I E S
  • Sometimes Riley will be having a conversation with one of them and they’ll be comprehending everything and answering with big words and all the sudden she’s like “WAIT YOU’RE LIKE 3 WHAT”
  • She calls Stuart to see if Farkle was this ridiculous as a kid
  • He was
  • OMFG Riley is so that mom that looks up DIY arts and crafts ideas and sets aside time for the kids to all do it as a family activity
  • Everyone has their own really specific sandwich orders and Riley and Farkle try so hard but always mix up everyone’s lunches 
  • They both work so much too and sometimes if a baby sitter cancels last minute they’ve gotta sneak a kid or two past their boss in the office omfg
  • “What sir no what are you talking about there is absolutely not a toddler with a coloring book hiding under my desk right now NO YOU DONT NEED TO CHECK”
  • Every single time Riley and Farkle solve a big problem for one of their kids they high five each other yelling “PARENTING! WE’RE GOOD AT THIS!”
  • Riley’s really into dyeing her hair crazy colors so every summer when there’s no school all the kids demand temporary dye jobs (bc no elementary school allows it)
  • Once they get out of their apartment they’ve got a big back yard with a fire pit there are so many s'mores
  • When Penny announced she was going on her first date Farkle literally locked himself in the attic for three days and only came out to interrogate the kid omfg
  • Riley is always 900% done with something or another
  • All the kids have planets for middle names
  • This is because Riley wanted to name Penny “Pluto” and Farkle was like “I HAD TO GROW UP FARKLE AND YOUR MOTHER HAD TO GROW UP TOPANGA WE CANNOT DO THIS TO OUR CHILD” so they compromised it as her middle name and now they’ve got to continue the “theme”
  • They throw the best holiday theme parties for their kids classmates
  • Halloween is a Very Big Deal complete with homemade costumes, mapped out routes of places that give the best candy, and literal strategies omfg
  • Just a huge family of dorks tbh