i want to smell it tbh

anonymous asked:

how do you keep yourself from eating those bread squishies tbh because I know if I got my hands on one id just chomp on it all day

Ok like….Between y’all and me, when I first got my muffin squishy I gave into temptation and chewed it once….But it tasted SO HORRIBLE that the moment my teeth came into contact with it that was enough for me to never try again lmao

So for future reference if you buy food-shaped squishies, even if they smell nice, they taste so bad that you’ll never want to try it again ^^;;

anonymous asked:

For the suggestion thingy could you do Lancelot but like actually klance with like creep lotor hitting on lance, lance being weirded out and Keith being jealous and protective? Sorry if that made no sense. Anyways, the dialogue prompt could be something like "Look, just leave me alone, alright!"

I hope this was what you wanted! Also, hopes and dreams for S3 tbh

           “Look, just leave me alone, alright?” Lance backpedaled until he was pressed up against the stone wall. “I’m flattered, really, but you’re… you’re, uh, not exactly my type.” Lotor and his bouquet of blindingly blue flowers seemed to droop in unison.

           “The Galra have caused you much pain, I understand.” He bounced back with a toothy grin so fast Lance actually yelped from surprise. “But I can be different. Young Paladin, believe me, your team does not appreciate your talents, your dedication, your­–” Lotor leaned in close enough to smell him– “beauty.” Lance felt himself go red as he tried to subtly inch sideways along the wall.

           “Yeah see it’s not so much the Galra part that bothers me,” he said, a certain boy with a frustratingly attractive mullet flashing unbidden into his head, “as it is the ‘I murder people with a fiery sword’ bit.” Lotor’s hand slammed into the wall beside his head, preventing Lance from moving further sideways.

           “All is fair in love and war, isn’t it?” he asked, and had the audacity to lick his lips with his face bare inches away from Lance. He caught Lance’s hand and pressed the bouquet into it. “I would think you would be impressed with a bit of swordplay.” Lance thought his face might spontaneously combust.

           “You sure know how to use your pickup lines, I’ll give you that,” he said. “Do you… do this with a lot of people?” Lotor’s jaw dropped comically, pressing his now bouquet-free hand against his heart.

           “I have learned the art of seduction, of course, but you, dear Lance, you are no ordinary partner. All the others, they were nothing more than practice so that when I found you—” He plucked a stray flower from the bouquet and tucked it behind Lance’s ear– “I would be prepared to offer you my best performance.”

           “I, uh, um, can I—?” Lotor smiled, far, far too close to Lance’s face for comfort, and he could swear Lotor’s eyes kept flickering to his lips.


           “I’m just gonna… Um…” He was interrupted by the door getting kicked in, revealing a furious Keith behind it.

           “GET AWAY FROM HIM!” Keith shouted, charging at Lotor. He sidestepped easily, lifting Lance out of the way as well so that he wouldn’t get skewered when Keith missed his target. Lance took the opportunity to scramble away as Lotor dodged another swipe from Keith, who growled in frustration, circling the Galra prince. As soon as Lotor was closest to the door, he threw a last grin at Lance.

           “You know how to find me!” he called. He winked, then sprinted for the door and slammed it in Keith’s face as he tried to follow. They heard a heavy bar fall in place across it and Keith growled in frustration when it wouldn’t open, before turning back to look at Lance. His eyes raked over him with a frown.

           “Why are you holding flowers?” he asked. Lance, glancing down, realized he still had the bouquet and dropped it promptly, going red again.

           “That… That dude is weird. He kind of tried to, um. He was trying to seduce me.” Keith stomped over and for a second Lance thought he was going to hit him, but instead he just plucked the flower out from behind his ear and crushed it in his hand.

           “Flirting is not going to win over the Galra, Lance,” he said.

           “Hey!” he protested. “He started it!”


           “He did!”

           “And now you sound like a kindergartener. Are you going to help me get this door open or not?” Lance grumbled, trudging over to where his bayard had landed after Lotor disarmed him. He hefted it up and told Keith to move aside, aiming for the hinges on the door. Keith watched him.

           “He didn’t actually hurt you, right?” Keith finally asked quietly. Lance paused, one hinge blasted to pieces.

           “The emotional damage was far worse,” he said, rolling his eyes and taking aim at the next hinge. “Why the quiznak would a Galra flirt with me?” The second hinge fell to the floor, leaving the door free to swing backwards into the room.

           “I can think of a few reasons,” Keith muttered very quietly, and before Lance could react, he had ducked under the bar and took off running through the castle. Lance gaped after him. He blinked once, twice, and then ducked under the bar so quickly he banged his head, and chased after him.


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prayaga22  asked:

Can you do a scenario with SHINee baking (or trying to bake for some 😂) I stan you tbh 🙏

i stan you too babe!!! everyone follow her on insta @vidyatheshawol for up to date quality shinee content ❤ i was actually saving this prompt for today 

김종현, 생일축하해 우리 블링블링이~~~!!!!!!!!!!!! (KIM JONGHYUN HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR BLING-BLINGY)

shinee bakes for jonghyun’s birthday 


  • opens the bag of flour and some poofs up and just powders his face (minho walks past “wha-” / onew: cocaine”) 
  • smells the vanilla extract and really wants to taste it (key: “i’m telling you rn that this is the worst idea” / onew: “BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOOOOOD” / key pulls up multiple articles that essentially boils down to hoe don’t do it)
  • pours a little on a spoon and licks it anyway 
  • absolutely crestfallen that it sucks 
  • largely unhelpful and eating batter 


  • shit did the recipe say ½ cup of milk or a full one
  • well he poured in a cup
  • maybe even a little more than a cup
  • they don’t own an actual measuring cup, he used one of jonghyun’s mugs
  • while stirring the v watery batter ………… comes to the conclusion that he was very mistaken
  • he can cook really well why is baking so much harder than it initially appears
  • just dumps in flour until it achieves cake-batter-like consistency 


  • cut up the strawberries (one for the cake, one for taemin, one for the cake, onew hyung want one??)
  • pipes half the bag of frosting into his mouth (key: *hits him on the head* yah don’t eat it all) 
  • the bag is danger….ously emptyish 
  • it’s okay he stashed away a tin of frosting for this exact situation (taemin…….you could have just not eaten all the frosting) 
  • he’s so smart 


  • ok so their oven has a timer and he turned ON the timer 
  • doesn’t know WHY he expected that it’ll automatically would start baking bc clearly, ovens don’t work like that 
  • he knows that you shouldn’t do the whole raise the temperature to cook the thing faster but he’s going to do that 
  • burned it  
  • omg they’re never going to let him live this down 

after singing happy birthday: 


  • “wow thanks guys but this is clearly a store bought cake???? taemin posted in the group chat that you were making one this year”
  • taemin: minho murdered your cake 
  • minho: *in tears* WE TRIED THE BEST WE COULD 

I was originally gonna reblog this post with this but I’m literally too tired to scream rn but I really wanted to post this before I crash so havE THIS MOYAAAA @asksketchysentient <3333

Monsta X as Werewolves

Pace yourself with the scenarios and reactions okay? But i want to request Monsta X as werewolves, 🐕 since you have a lot of vampires. 🦇

I will, thank you for the concern! This is my first werewolf!au and I LOVE au’s so this was so much fun to write :D I hope you enjoy this and have a lovely day, anon! ~


  • You were convinced he hated you at first,, He would often stare you down, or avoid you, or leave if you entered a room. As the newest to the group, you often wondered why you were let in when the leader didn’t even like you
  • Frustrated, you vented your feelings to Minhyuk while you were partnered up for a task. He laughed at your worries; “He doesn’t hate you! It’s actually the opposite - He thinks you’re so beautiful that he can’t stand to be around you!”
  • With this new info in mind, you start to test Minhyuk’s confession. You showed more skin, would frequently corner Shownu to “ask” him something, often brushing against him
  • While working with Minhyuk, he vented about you. “I’m loosing my mind! I can’t think straight anymore!” and with a meek voice, Minhyuk admitted that he might have told you about his crush
  • Now aware of your game, Shownu teased you back
  • And this back and forth flirtation resulted in a relationship … after a night of passion
  • With mating season drawing near, the leader had locked himself away, afraid of loosing all control and taking you on the ground, with everyone around
  • But knowing his reason, you “visited” him and helped relieve his stress
  • So yeah,, basically, he’s the pack Dad and you’re the pack Mom (regardless of the gender you identify with)

Originally posted by sonhyunu


  • Kind of a fuckboy but a nice one, does that make sense?? He has a big heart and wants to share it with everyone, male or female, human or werewolf
  • That’s why it’s no surprise when he ends up in your bed one night, not caring that you were human. What is surprising, however, is when he wakes up to see you gone, a note stuck to his forehead: ‘I’m out. Be gone before I’m back.’ The cold tone cracks his heart. He’s not used to being left, usually being the one to leave
  • He can’t get you out of his mind so after a few weeks, he tracks you down again
  • “I’m that good that you sniffed me out again?” you tease but he doesn’t laugh
  • He looks very serious, stood on your doorstep with a single rose in hand. “That’s not why I came back. I want to know … Can I take you out to dinner?”
  • You humour him, more so looking for a casual fling. But Hoseok surprises you that under that handsome man, is the biggest sweetheart you’ve ever met
  • Although neither of you make it official, you know your hearts belong to each other 

Originally posted by bunnywonho


  • Not really a werewolf, more of a werepuppy
  • He’s in charge of easing newbies into the pack and entertaining the kiddies while the adults do work
  • It was when he was younger, only a teen, that an orphaned wolf was put into his care. You weren’t much younger than him, so the bond never became anything fatherly. And he was too playful to be taken seriously anyway. He was more of like a close best friend, who also happened to be your guardian
  • Minhyuk took care of you diligently, often bringing you back pretty stones or other things he’d found while hunting. An almost perfect condition wrist watch was one of his greatest finds and you treasured it
  • So when you got into a fight with a fellow wolf, who smashed it, you saw red. After nearly killing her, Shownu was on bad terms with you. You almost were kicked out of the pack. But when Minhyuk found out why you had flipped, he fought to keep you
  • And now you were even more indebted to him
  • Minhyuk felt bad about the incident, often bringing the girl you fought medicine to help her recover. This annoyed you to no end and you often tried to stop him visiting her
  • “Why??” he asked eventually. “Don’t you want her to live?”
  • “No,” you admit, the blood rushing to your cheeks. “She broke my second most precious thing and is going to take my most precious thing away.”
  • “Your second most precious thing is that pocket watch I found you, right? So what’s your most important thing?”
  • Shyly, you buried your blushing face into his chest. And he grinned from ear to ear
  • “So cute!! You love me?! Why didn’t you tell me before?! I love you too!”

Originally posted by wonhuff


  • Was sent on a task to track down a human. He was told that they held important information about the wolf world that they shouldn’t know
  • Eventually he found you, working at a bookstore in town. You looked harmless, stacking books, but an order was an order
  • He kidnapped you as you walked home that night, done with your shift. And interrogated you. Except it wasn’t much of an interrogation. You were terrified, shaking like a leaf; “I don’t know anything! I seen a boy turn into a wolf and that’s it!” Your heart doesn’t falter so he knows it’s the truth
  • But he can’t let you leave. You didn’t know as much as Shownu thought, but knowing was all it took to warrant an execution. Except he couldn’t; it felt like trying to slaughter a baby lamb
  • Instead, he brought you pack to the pack. It took months until you felt comfortable around them, having been afraid they might snap and kill you
  • Kihyun took charge of you, making sure no wolf messed with you, and sometimes breaking rules to make you happy. You weren’t allowed to return home, but he would let you write your family letters to assure them you’re safe and alive
  • One morning, a female wolf started to pick a fight with you, threatening your life; “If it weren’t for Kihyuns protection, you’d be dead long ago.”
  • “Why does he protect me?”
  • “He loves you, dumbass. Luckily for you”
  • Kihyun bursts in suddenly, scaring her off and wrapping you in a hug: “Are you okay? Did she hurt you?” He scanned your face for any sign of fear, instead he found you smiling. “What’s so funny?”
  • Reaching up, you press a kiss to his lips; “I love you too, idiot”

Originally posted by wonhobe


  • Your first impression of him was rather negative. As a new pack member, you worked hard to fit in and impress your leader,, yet someone so high up like Hyungwon did nothing but sleep all the time. And if he wasn’t sleeping, he had this bitchy look on his face
  • It wasn’t until a neighbouring pack tried to start something, that you understood the real Hyungwon
  • A beta from the rival pack attacked you, both of you in wolf form, and your shoulder was badly injured
  • Hyungwon snapped that beta’s neck, nursing you back to health, and fussing over the others that were injured. He had a gentle, warm touch as he tended to your injury. And you even seen him sing one of the youngest to sleep, a 9 year old girl that lost her mother in the fight with the rival pack
  • Once better, you kind of just followed him around?? You wanted to repay him so you would fetch whatever herbs he wanted, or a rabbit if he was hungry, and for his birthday, you bought him the fluffiest pillows you could find
  • Hyungwon immediately fell for you
  • One evening, as the sun was setting, you returned to him with a basket of flowers he’d asked you to pick; “What are they for, Wonnie?”
  • “You’ll see,” he promised, arranging the flowers into a bouquet before handing them to you. “They’re for you. I wanted you to pick the prettiest flowers because my eyes don’t see beauty like yours do. That’s one of the reasons I love you.”
  • “That’s cute but be honest,, you made me pick them so you wouldn’t have to get out of bed, right??”
  • *avoiding the q* “So are you free tonight?”

Originally posted by wonhontology


  • Either or aggressive or soft, so he can be unpredictable. This is made worse during the full moon or mating season
  • Usually, newbies to the pack are assigned to keep watch on him, mainly cause no one actually wants to deal with Jooheon when he’s mad or acting clingy and cute
  • As the newest member, you’re given this job
  • Only you don’t react like everyone else has
  • You humour his cute side, scratching behind his ear (just how he likes it) when he’s in wolf form, smiling at his aegyo, bringing him extra food when he’s hungry even tho the other wolves call him chubby but he’s not leave him alone
  • And you listen when he’s mad or frustrated, helping him control his aggression until after a few months, Jooheon learns how to be calm, even during a full moon
  • He grows to realize that his aggression was misunderstood sadness; he was lonely, wanting a companion to love him and maybe have a litter with
  • Although he realizes this, it takes him another long year before he actually confesses. He had been too afraid of loosing you or getting rejected. His pack hated seeing him hold back like that so they eventually pushed him to confess
  • “Do you, uh, wanna go running in our wolf forms?? I mean, like, not just running. But as a … date??”

Originally posted by trainingpanda


  • Generally in control of himself,, although he hates humans, he never kills one unless they deserve it
  • Only looses control during mating season
  • Driven by lust, he breaks away from the pack, searching for someone to ease his carnal hunger
  • He stumbles upon an omega, you, wandering through the forest alone. You had smelled him coming from miles away, knowing what he was hunting for
  • You stayed,, wanting to feed your desire too
  • The morning after, he turns shy and soft. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so forceful last night.” Although he knows your bruises will heal quickly, that doesn’t make him feel any less bad
  • “That’s okay. I like a man who takes control. So do you wanna get breakfast or something?”
  • Tbh he didn’t know you, but the night before was pretty damn good so hell yeah, let’s get some f*cking eggs and bacon
  • “My treat,” he offers

Originally posted by won-kyun


Summary: These pranks are getting pretty out of hand… Enough said.

Pairing: Warren x Reader

Warnings: It might be intense fluff, it might be light smut… Who knows? Swearing, as always.

A/N: Currently super pissed off at tumblr right now. I had like 3 stories I was going to publish today and they all got deleted, so that was fun. If you guys have any alternatives to tumblr drafts could you message me bc I’m legit so lost… 😱 Sorry that this is super late. You guys should request for sure because this writer’s block is killing me. 😭 😭 

Originally posted by snarling-through-our-smiles

“Shit!” You gasped as you felt the icy water soak through your clothes. In an instant, you felt another balloon explode against you, drenching you once more. “What the fuck?”

You wiped the water from your eyes, shivering against the wind. You had just come out of the mansion with Jubilee, heading to the pond for a nice, relaxing lunch with Jean, Scott, and Kurt. Instead, the moment you stepped outside, you were attacked. 


You looked up to find Warren and Peter, perched in a tree with a bucket of water balloons. They hi-fived before Warren swooped down and Peter skidded to a stop at your left side with a cool gust of wind. 

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Sleepovers w/ Haechan
  • i love my baby donghyuck so much
  • i’m in love with him i swear
  • also, i feel like hansol is going to debut soon and i lovE HANSOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT HE’S TO ME SO I’M WAITING
  • but anyways, going back to donghyuck now lmao
  • let’s start this
  • ok so first thing first he’s ur boyfie here ok
  • and everyone knows he’s a smol clingy child right
  • so he l o v e s spending time with you whenever he can
  • so y’all would have dates at least once a week
  • but don’t forget he’s famouz
  • so lately he’s been really busy with promotions and practices
  • and you couldn’t really spend that much time together
  • but you were so patient with him and you would always tell him that everything is fine
  • and i can’t explain how much he really appreciates it
  • “i don’t deserve such an understanding and perfect girlfriend like you, y/n. i’m so lucky for having you”
  • and he really wanted to made up with you for not being able to give you enough time
  • so one night both of you were facetiming and talking to each other about random stuff and he suuddenly is like
  • “babe, do you wanna come to the dorms now and spend the night here with me?”
  • “you don’t have any schedules tomorrow?”
  • “no i don’t, tomorrow i’ll be completly yours babe”
  • “also, if i was in your place i’d say yes because i already kicked all the members out of here and made dinner for both of us, so you better show up or i’m suing you”
  • you grabbed your backpack and filled it with all your things and a went to the dorms
  • he’s so perfect i’m in love with this dork
  • he was wearing a black tshirt and black sweats aND HIS HAIR WAS SUPER MESSY AND OMG HE LOOKED SO GOOD
  • and he started talking about the food or smth but you were just looking at him with heart eyes bc he’s so damn perfect
  • “hey stop looking at my butt you ugly, i didn’t waste my time making ramen for you just to be treated like this”
  • while eating he talked a lot about the promotions, the members, the fansigns and everything about the comeback in general
  • and you talked about how boring your days were without him
  • “i guess someone was missing me a little to much, uhm? don’t worry baby, i won’t let you alone in the whole night”
  • “just an hour with you and i’m tired of you already, i can’t believe this”
  • “new record, congratz baby”
  • lmao
  • after eating you washed up together while talking about random stuff and playing around
  • “what pajama did you bring?”
  • “the short black pants and i was planning to sleep with this tshirt”
  • “ew you used that thing the whole day, that’s nasty. i’ll give you a clean one bc there’s no way i’ll cuddle you if you’re like this”
  • so he went to his bedroom with you and gave you oNE OF HIS TSHIRTS OH MYY SDFGHJKLÑ
  • they looked huge in your body and they smell like him and they’re probably really soft
  • oh my god i want to cry
  • and tbh he did it on purpose bc he loves it when you wear his clothes and he loves how much you love wearing them ¿? lol
  • and y’all even put on cute face masks and obvs you took like a million of pics with them on bc you can’t be relationship goals and not show it off, duh
  • and y'all even did one of those huge pillow forts because baby donghyuck wanted one
  • “taeyong is going to kill us, donghyuck”
  • “well guess what hun, taeyong is not here”
  • “also, i always wanted do one of those with you since forever, pretty pleaseeee”
  • and he would hug you and give little kisses all over your face at the same he makes aegyo to you until you finally said yes
  • “ugh, ok i’ll do it, hyuck. you’re lucky you’re hansome”
  • this whole post is just me fangirling over donghyuck i can’t believe myself
  • so y’all put music on and started to build it while dancing and singing like idiots
  • after that, y’all stayed there talking for hours about everything and eventually both of you got really sleepy
  • “you seem tired babe, let’s go to sleep now, okay princess?”
  • he turned off the lights and layied beside you
  • he placed his arms around your waist and kissed you neck and cheeks a few times but you just stayed in silence the whole time
  • and he was like ‘oh she passed out already, lol what a loser’
  • but after a few seconds of looking at your face he just bringed you closer to his body and started to whisper sweet things in your ear
  • “i really love you, y/n”
  • “i’m so in love with you”
  • “you’re so beautiful”
  • but hello guess what, yOU WERE AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME BIH
  • so you turned around and kissed his lips really quickly
  • and he was sho0k
  • “i love you too, donghyuck”
  • he would smile and kiss you again in a more passionate and slow way
  • “goodnight, princess.”

wats in my BAG!!!!!!!! TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx 4 taggin me binch @femmesim i always wanted 2 do this wow im livin a dream 

anyway i got a book (its ok……..takin me like months 2 read it but im almost done), my $300 zelda machine, my sh*t wallet,  2 chapsticks that are REALLy bad i do NOT recommend, some rly bad smelling hand sanitizer, sinus advil lol, 2 pieces of gum, nail file, my prized knife comb i won at an arcade, my sunglasses, a hello kitty compact LMAO FROM A HAPPY MEAl, mY IPOD LMFAO OMFG,  n my bag which is a cute strawberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i tag @citrontart@goldenpixels@keeksim​  if u wanna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n tbh any1 who wanna do this pls do ok cus im nosy i love this stuff i wanna see wat u carry around ok 👀

anonymous asked:

How against Elriel are you

If I had a choice between shipping E/riel (ROMANTICALLY) and living the rest of my existence on a diet that consists solely of peanut butter and brussel sprouts…I would choose the latter. Does that answer your question? 



《 MJ // Kim Myung Jun ¬

▪ Cuddle monster
▪ Always climbing on things
▪ Thinks he’s invincible
▪ ‘You’re only part cat, dumbass.’
▪ Hiss
▪ Refuses to drink from a glass
▪ More cat than human at this point
▪ Kisses constantly
▪ ‘Mj, please-‘
▪ ‘But-’
▪ Pouts
▪ ‘flisrgjdtihb…. Fine.’

《 Jin Jin // Park Jin Woo ¬

▪ Lazy as hell
▪ Melts when you touch his tail
▪ Probably moans when you touch his ears
▪ Likes stretching across your lap
▪ Tummy rubs
▪ Scratches
▪ Bites ( affectionately )
▪ Always panics when he breaks something
▪ Responsible
▪ Just a little bit spacey

《 Cha Eun Woo // Lee Dong Min ¬

Originally posted by starnightingle

   ▪ Sits quietly
   ▪ Plays with his own tail
   ▪ Overthinks
   ▪ ‘How is it possible for a human to be part cat?’
   ▪ ‘Dunno babe, guess you’re a freak.’
   ▪ Sensitive
   ▪ ‘Shit, I said the f word-’
   ▪ Cuddles
   ▪ Love
   ▪ F o o d

《 Moon Bin ¬

Originally posted by asterocky

▪ what’s the difference in hybrid binnie and normal binnie tbh
▪ Soft
▪ Just loves everything
▪ Playful but reserved
▪ Often /on/ you
▪ ‘Yes, Binnie?’
▪ ‘Just wanna be near you.’
▪ Smiles
▪ All the pretty smiles
▪ Wraps his tail around your wrist out of habit, instead of holding your hand
▪ Needs some type of contact with you
▪ At all times

《 Rocky // Park Min Hyuk ¬

Originally posted by sanwoo

▪ Little shit
▪ ‘Why are you na- Put clothes on!’
▪ I’m a cat, I don’t need to wear clothes.’
▪ ‘I sweat to cthulhu, if you don’t put clothes on-’
▪ Hides your things
▪ Hoards your sweaters
▪ Replaces them with his because
▪ ‘Yours smell like you, so you can have mine that smell like me.’
▪ Cheesy
▪ Cheeky
▪ Lovely
▪ Playful, too playful, sometimes

《 Yoon San Ha ¬

Originally posted by flowereunwoo

▪ ‘Why is your tail pink?’
▪ Just smiles nervously
▪ ‘Sanha, what did you do?’
▪ ‘Rocky dyed my tail- we tried to clean the sink, but-’
▪ Too cute
▪ Awkward
▪ Purrs when he cuddles you
▪ Mischievous
▪ Gets into trouble a lot
Generally Rocky’s fault
▪ Just wants your love tbh

A snek by any other name would still be as goofy and great.

I give this guy a hard time on this blog because he’s done just about everything he can to earn his naughty name, but tbh I work really hard to keep him healthy and comfortable and I love him and care for him just as much as every other animal under my roof. Maybe more because of his differentyness.
I raise quail in large part for his benefit because he likes the eggs. I buy special Reptilinks in his favorite flavor and scent his rodent dinners with smells he responds to. I bought little dishes just for him to eat from because he sometimes likes to think about food for a while before eating and I don’t want substrate getting on his dinner. I watch his weight carefully because he’s been a problem eater from day one. I’d never give up on him, mistreat him, neglect him, or dump him on someone else just because he’s a hassle or a mess sometimes.

I may make fun of him a lot, but he’ll never know it, even though I do it publicly and don’t hide behind anonymity.
Snakes can’t read, don’t internet, and they don’t have external ears. He doesn’t care what we call him, his previous person wanted him named that, and it doesn’t hurt, degrade, attack, or dehumanize anyone.

If anyone really feels that this is still an issue, I’d invite them to contact me directly with concerns. I’m quite friendly and I’d be more than happy to discuss it in a calm and respectful manner.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Allura in a coat and she can see Keith is shivering but in classic Keith style he denies it when she asks if he's cold, and he tells her he doesn't want her to take off her jacket for him so instead she just opens her jacket and wraps them both up in it and she's in heels so they're at the perfect height for her to rest her chin on the top of his head and he wants to be sullen about it but she's warm and smells nice and he just buries his head in her neck and yeah

this is so beautiful I want to cry O M G BLESS YOU ANON … especially the thought of allura putting her chin on his head like that really was the last nail in my coffin I have ascended


anonymous asked:

What's ur skincare routine? Or is it all just genes

ok I’ve been asked this so many times so im just gonna do a full answer now cause whyyyy not. Yes, I have been blessed with good skin, however I have always taken a lot of care of it, in terms of skin care products I use + my diet. 

DIET/  I have IBS so i avoid dairy (mainly milk, cream, cream cheese), oily food, salty food/snacks, coffee and I have felt a great difference since I’ve cut them off. I also try to avoid chocolate and sweets as much as possible, emphasis on try loool. Drinking a lot of water is good apparently but tbh I’ve always done that so I can’t confidently comment on that but theres a lot of emphasis on that too. 

SKIN CARE ROUTINE/ ok so I’m pretty pale, so I find it easy to find products that match my skin colour, I sincerely apologise if you cannot find the tinted stuff in your shade if you have darker skin, I’m aware of how badly this industry sucks.  

I’m a student aka hella broke so I use whatever I find in pharmacies (Boots is my main man if you live in England) but here’s a list + amazon links:

morning: I use Garnier Miracle Wake Up cream and Simple illuminating radiance cream and I have completely given up on foundation and only use tinted sun screen, lately I’ve been using No. 7 BB Facial Sun Protection (i’m aware this ones a little bit more expensive, however I’m paranoid, I HAVE to use 50 SPF. If you aren’t fussed about that, I recommend L’Oreal BB cream)

night:  I used to use Nivea Q10 Plus Face Night Cream which worked amazing, but I wanted to try Garnier’s too, they’re both pretty good but the Nivea one is defo more moisturising. Whenever I’m feeling fancy I use ESPA Overnight Hydration Therapy (which I was given to by Vogue, this girl ain’t got that much money tbh). I also use Garnier UltraLift Eye Lotion which doesn’t work lol so if you guys know any good eye creams, please tell me I beg you. Also toner of course. 

whenever I wanna be extra: I use L’oreal Clay Glow Mask (smells fking AMAZING), and Korean face masks (1 - 2 - 3) they’re all 10/10. 

One final tip/threat: if you sleep with make up on, I will find you and I will slap you. I hate myself too but I don’t let my skin suffer k? don’t do that. 

anonymous asked:

Lo I'm so glad you reblogged the gif set of the pre-affair wall shove! I remember watching and THAT was the moment I knew... that last shot of Robert smiling I was like DAMN he wants to jump Aaron's bones! And then I read the spoilers and I was shook. Ahh the pre-affiar... so much sexual tension.... they had no idea <3 bless.

Anon oh my god the iconic First Wall Shove™ is so beautiful and wondrous and perfect

like, robert just wanted to find ways to make his life easier, to get lawrence to like him, to make his upcoming marriage to chrissie really work, and all of a sudden here’s the most complicated thing in the damn world to him - this absolute, incredible inconvenience of a human being who he suddenly wants more than anything

and tbh aaron is just living his life and he’s going out and having fun with randoms and just getting on with things and then there’s this absolute dick who is blackmailing him and giving him grief and he can’t stand him but he smells amazing and feels amazing and honestly i bet they both just hated how much they instantly wanted one another

i bet it pissed them off so much

and then aaron started pushing robert, gently but curiously, because aaron could feel something in response to whatever signal he was giving out and because aaron is hilariously good at needling robert and getting reactions out of robert and pushing robert into doing things and then… eventually robert just…. cracked. he got aaron’s number, faked a breakdown and gave into it

(and then ran away and then mere hours later, hours, realised that it was pointless, that he wanted to happen, and gave into it all over again)

oh my god. they may have felt something in that first wall shove but they really had no damn idea how far those feelings would grow. oh my god.

You know those random impulses you get whenever you’re around a really attractive person and you kind of lose your chill???? Well that’s Kai around Sehun:

never mind me bro i just walked all the way over here to kiss your shoulder

im just gonna smack your ass bro dont think anything of it 

come on bro  i just want a hug

bro i know we just won the biggest award of the year but im the real winner standing next to you with you smelling like that

bro you know what? i just remembered that you looked real good today

wow such editing skills much talent wow^

Hello there lovelies, it is I; your broke ass beauty addict. bc im a broke ass beauty addict i often find myself digging for cheap products that actually work, so i thought might as well put it all in a list and share it with yall! so here it is! I present to you this masterlist of cheap beauty products that won’t make your bank account cry!


TonyMoly x Pokemon  |cleanser & handcream|   |$2.89|  
u get 5 pieces for less than $3! u also get to choose whether u want a foam cleanser or a hand cream. also, pokemons. aka cute af.
Holika Holika  |nose strips|   |$0.74|
I’ve watched a couple of reviews for this one and they said they especially liked the 3rd step strip bc it makes the skin super smooth and tightens your pores!
Pilaten  |blackheads remover|   |$0.74-$3.72|  
this one is just cheap af. u get 10 pieces for $3.72! the reviews said that u can use it all over your face not just your nose and that one piece is more than enough for the whole face!
TonyMoly x Pokemon  |hand cream|   |$4.50|
yes again but listen this one is cuter and it lasts longer so 
SkinFood  |hand cream|   |$3.82|
this one has more choices and u get to choose how it smells so
EtudeHouse  |hand cream|   |$3.95|
this one is just cute af ok. theres a panda, a dolphin, a seal, and a fAIRY PENGUIN WTF IS A FAIRY PENGUIN IDC ITS CUTE
TonyMoly  |hand cream|   |$3.87|
this is the famous aesthetic peach hand cream. u know u want it. 

yes i know i didn’t include much facial skincare products but tbh that’s a risky one that u should research on your own lmao. your face’s skin is way more sensitive and delicate than your hand’s skin so u need to be more careful with it. i personally make sure to put more money into facial skin care than other beauty products but its up to you :) However!! u cant go wrong with face masks!! 

Face Masks   I won't go into details for face masks cuz, well, they're face masks lmao. each one does a different job tho so check them all out!

|$1.26|   |$0.87-$1.09|   |$0.89-$1.08|   |$0.93|   |$0.99|   |$0.99-$1.26|    |$1.60|   |$0.99| ok listen this one actually has animal prints!!! you’ll look like a cute ass panda/tiger/puppy/sheep while taking care of your skin!!!   



|$0.89|   |$1.16|   |$0.74|   |$0.74|   |$0.74-$1.03| < this one has really nice colours imo   |$1.71| < personally these burned my lips but other reviewers had no issues with them so idk if u have sensitive lips then be careful i guess 



|$1.99|   |$2.90|   |$3.95|<40 colours yo!   |$0.74|


|$0.74|   |$0.74|   |$0.74|   |$0.74|   |$0.74|   |$0.74|


|$1.84|   |$0.74|   |$0.74-$3.58|   |$1.51-$2.43|   |$2.99|   


|$3.90| <20 pieces!   |$0.74|   |$0.74-$1.17|

huh this turned out not as huge as i thought it would be…im honestly exhausted tho  eh at least its something lmao. i truly hope u find it useful tho!! and as always if u want more cheap products recs check this tag! 
 remember!! there is absolutely nothing wrong with buying cheap shit if u cant afford high-end ones! if anything, its quite foolish to buy expensive products if u can find the exact same products for like $2 at your local dollar store. 

EXO reaction to you eating a whole pizza by yourself


Originally posted by secrethideoutme

“and you said you had no talents”


Originally posted by sehontop

“I love a girl with an appetite.” 


Originally posted by wooyoung





Originally posted by 3x0ismystyle

“Why didn’t you share?”


Originally posted by sinoosijak

“If it weren’t for the fact that you are so cute…I’d smack the shit out of you tbh.”


Originally posted by kairamelo

(pay no mind to the words on the gif pls)



Originally posted by nihilistindenial

“HEY! I wanted some!”


Originally posted by porkdo-bi

“hehe..Jagi…where do you put all of it?”


Originally posted by ethereal-baek

“You’ll make yourself sick silly”

anonymous asked:

how about Murdoc, 2D, or Noodz with a poc S/o? they love playing/fixing/smell their hair?

(I know very little about POCs hair but I researched a little and I am sorry if this is not very good!!!! I just want to please you, anon and I did my best)

- Murdoc actually loves frizzy hair but his s/o has to explain how the hell it works because he likes tugging on hair in bed and it HURTS
- He has to be taught a lot tbh, not knowing how long it takes to style their hair and they often get into fights when he messes it up
- Would learn everything pretty quickly though and would be in awe of dreads or braids/cornrows

- Would just be in awe of how cool it looks and how BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE
- Loves taking showers together and get permission to wash their hair

- Would ALWAYS ask if it was okay to touch their hair
- Would watch tutorials online and help do their hair
- Loves twirling a tuft of hair around her finger when cuddling
- SJWs together probably

Okay, just a theory i guess. But do you guys remember when Lip and Karen were walking down the street and they’re talking about some shit and then they see Mickey and his brothers go onto the side walk in front of them Lip asks her “what does he want?” and Karen replies w “Mickey probably wants to ask me out again.” and Lip said “not interested?” or some shit like that and Karen’s all like “Well if you like the smell of cow shit.” 

Well I was thinking that why did Mickey look dirty through season 1, was it so that girls wouldn’t find him attractive or some shit and he didn’t want to reject any advances and fear his dad assuming he was gay? idk. And then after him and Ian started fucking around he looked cleaner and shit.  idk, I just miss his presence on Shameless tbh.