i want to rob

just cute bpd things uwuwuwuw

-ur handwriting is never consistant wtf
-im not happy right now so i must have never been happy in my whole life
-all ur marks are either As or Fs
-literally throwing temper tantrums
-i want to go off the wall ballistic and rob a bank and chop my arm off
-i could just run away. i could just disappear. i could do it
-getting inspired to change your whole life at four in the morning
-deleting all traces of yourself off the internet
-knowing youre wrong in an argument and not letting go
-cant stop gossiping. cant stop talkin shit. cant stop being nasty
-apathy. empathy. apathy. empathy. apathy. e
-cant keep friendships for longer than a few months
-depersonalizimg so hard u think someone drugged you

We needed to head north. The warlock insisted we had mounts. The warlock is covered in gold due to loot. Currently jinggling as he walks.

Warlock: we need like, horses because I’m not gonna walk all they way there!

Me, a rouge: why need to when we already have our ass here, warlock!

*Team laughs, warlock isn’t pleased*

Warlock: I want to use suggestion to make the rouge kiss an ass’s ass.

*It works, everyone laughs. But I want my revenge*

I secretly hired some fellow rouges to rob him. I give them some of the cut and take the rest.

The warlock at this point is hella pissed. So in grief, his intent was to guard his cash.

Warlock: *out if frustration* I use produce flame on my money!

DM: your money is on fire

Team: *dyes with laughter*

Warlock: *is so confused and just realized what happened*

Me: * tips the thieves because I didn’t expect that to happen*