The Nosebreaker club
Context: We were doing a segment of a spinoff of Mines of Phandelver. We were fighting a vampire, who had just charmed our ranger. Our half orc barbarian was grappling the vampire so we could deal with our friend.
Me OOC: I want to get (ranger) out of this. I roll to punch Magnus (the ranger) in the nose.
Magnus OOC: watch him crit this.
Me. *shows Magnus the nat 20*
Magnus OOC: DAMMIT.
DM: Magnus, you take 4 points of damage. Your nose is now broken.
*a few rounds later*
Ethan (our dragon born sorcerer): That’s it. I grab Magnus and slam her against the wall.
Me: I run behind Magnus and elbow her in the back of the head when Ethan lets go.
*both roll nat 20*
DM (to Magnus): You feel someone grab the back of your head and slam your face against the wall. Your broken nose is in critical condition. You then feel something slam into the back of your neck, making you pass out from the head trauma.
Me OOC: Well, she isn’t charmed anymore.
And that was the day the nosebreaker club was formed.