i want to punch the cameraman

Who is Lay?

♡ Zhang Yixing

where to start i love him so much

♡ Every exo-l is soft for this boy

♡ The most hardworking person on earth

♡ VOCAL

♡ King of China

He is the china line

I wanna cry while hugging him my ot12 feels

♡ “Healing unicorn”

♡ Suho’s precious kid

♡ I’m pretty sure sm hates him

Dance line

♡ Visual

♡ Actor

♡ Basically perfect

♡ CONFUSED AF

♡ Has a separate fan base called Xingmis

♡ Yi(Xing) + Nai(mi)

♡ Yixing’s name + My name

Chanyeol is the biggest xingmi

♡ As you can tell from the name 

♡ He is S O F T

♡ His softness is nothing like ksoo’s softness

♡ We call him unicorn because he is literally unreal

Originally posted by sjabe

♡ He is the softest member

♡ He is just pure fluff

♡ Is cute

♡ Really cute

♡ Even if he just stands there doing nothing but existing

♡ he is cute

♡ When he is breathing

♡ When he is smiling

♡ When he’s confused

♡ Is the type of person who would fix the plushie’s bangs when a plushie’s eyes are closed and say

♡ “now you can see”

♡ he is literally an angel

♡ He would do anything for his fans

♡ Literally anything

♡ Reads all the fan letters at the airport

♡ Males sure he performs well otherwise thinks that people’s money go to waste

♡ makes sure everyone has a pic with him before leaving the conference he was on

♡ gives handwritten invitations in chinese and english which he wrote for his bd

♡ translated his album “Lose Control” to japanese,english and chinese

♡ chinese—->cantonese+mandarin

♡ Gives members special bags called “hope bags”so that they won’t meet any troubles

♡ His pureness can’t be explained with words

♡ While we’re talking about how soft he is

♡ I wonder if the blindfold he uses while he’s dancing to artificial love is also soft

♡ HE IS A STRIPPER

Originally posted by glamourpcy

♡ I ain’t joking i’m serious

♡ I feel like he has a dark past coz those moves are pure sin

♡ He often likes to kill exo-ls with kai

♡ As a soft unicorn,he can also turn into a wild stripper on the stage

♡ I see hip thrusts

♡ Once he was performing Lose Control,his belt opened

♡ EXO-L’S DEATH ANNIVERSARY

♡ I mean he is so rude

♡ Has solo’s like Lose control,what u need? and monodrama

♡ Lose control is basically hip thrusts

♡ Along with lay’s heavy gaze and soft voice

Originally posted by lullabyun

♡ It’s just rude

GIVE US A BREAK

♡ We ain’t complaining

♡ His looks are everything

♡ He is the visual king

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

I have found so many rude gifs u guys have no idea

♡ His smile is everything

♡ When he smiles

♡ The world just stops for a minute 

♡ It becomes a better world

♡ the sun shines a bit brighter

♡ the birds sing a bit happier

Originally posted by woahzyx

This boy is srsly killing me SOMEONE SEND HELP PLS

♡ As he also works and promotes in china he has lots of photo shoots

♡ He is beautiful

♡ King of serving looks

I’m just gonna put this here coz this is art

♡ He is literally so handsome

♡ I mean he’s breathtaking

♡ Every pic that he has no matter with or without make up

♡ is so precious cause he looks so freaking good in all of them

♡ I S  E T H E R E A L

♡ I really dunno how to express this handsomeness

BLESS HIS PARENTS

♡ Also an actor

♡ Played a cutie pie in his movie kung fu yoga w jackie chan

♡ Has a movie where he and his gay husband have a baby from the future lesbians called oh my god

same

i dunno what to say anymore

♡ Also Operation love where he is a character full of regrets

♡ but returns to the past and tries his best

♡ PROMOTE YIXING

♡ As i mentioned before,he has his own solo career 

♡ His last album lose control killed all of exo-ls

♡ Has a studio in china

♡ His voice is so soothing

His singing makes me want to punch myself

♡ Sings in many languages

♡ While we mention about languages

♡ His korean is just

♡ bootiful

♡ His korean teacher told him to get a gf

HOW DARE YOU AJUSSI

♡ Often makes pronunciation mistakes

♡ “Members wet their pants”

♡ “Jurazil park”

♡ Said penis instead of pepper 

♡ chanyeol was shook

♡ cameraman was shook

♡ exo-l were shook

♡ But its ok since we love him the way he is

♡ and baek often helps and explains him 

♡ There’s a precious friendship called

♡ Baekxing

Originally posted by yixingcanbeagif2

♡ Baek often explains him anything in korean

♡ They’re super cute

♡ Precious af

♡ Yixing just loves him so much

♡ Yixing just loves every member so much

♡ Baek is yixing’s nr.1 fan

♡ He also has a super confused side

♡ Always confused

♡ Bbh is his life saver

Originally posted by baekintime

♡ Fangirl bbh mode on

♡ You can actually ship lay with any member since he’s a fluff ball

♡ —->sulay

Originally posted by su-lay

♡ He is suho’s most precious kid since he’s innocent and easygoing

♡ —–>xiulay

Originally posted by minniedeer

♡ —>Layhan

Originally posted by luharem

♡ #BRINGTHISBACK2K17

#FUCKSM

♡ Even tough they’re former members he still keeps in touch with his brothers from china

♡ And supports them and their movies,music..etc

♡ also meets them in china

I WANNA UGLY SOB RN I HATE YOU SM WHY THE FUCK KRISHANTAO LEFT MY OT12 FEELINGS

♡ also teaches sehun chinese

♡ Since he’s really kind and considerate towards people he’s loved by everyone

♡ His dance is everything you want in your life

♡ He is really passionate about dancing

♡ he is a choreographer

♡ What u need?’s choreo

♡ Lose contol’s choreo

♡ also helped they never know’s choreo

♡ Is close with 1m dance studio’s Kasper

U can actually spot kasper in every sm dance practice video

♡ His moves are so smooth yet delicate

♡ he is an angel dancing

Originally posted by xehunted

I HAD TO

♡ He also ended saesang fans

♡ “as saesang fans have every information about us including our phone numbers,i’m expecting them to know teacher lee so man’s number too”

♡ YAS

♡ He is really hardworking

♡ produced an album in china

♡ Shot 2 movies,one w jackie chan

♡ shot a drama

♡ Promoted exo

♡ promoted his work

♡ performed his solo work

♡ sometimes danced sometimes sang

♡ Joined his brothers for the comeback

BUT NOW SM WONT LET HIM COME BACK FUCK U SM

♡ Did all those things in half a year

♡ As we can tell

♡ overworks himself

♡ fainted twice

♡ The photos taken today at the airport was showing how tired he was

♡ he works nonstop 

♡ he gotta rest

♡ he was working all the time when the rest of the members had time to rest

I fucking hate sm

♡ He is the most precious kid i’ve ever seen

♡ #PROTECTLAYSQUAD2K17

♡ I swear if they comeback without lay i’ll fly to korea and let the sm building on fire after stabbing lee soo man 384737 times

♡ He is the cutest pls protect him

Originally posted by squynhty

anonymous asked:

Hi hi ^-^ can I request A gif scenario of rfa and Saeeraaan being really yandere/possessive of MC? Thank you *-*

Lol I actually enjoyed writing this (ahaha ^-^”) ~~ mod stranger

Zen:

- he has a really bad temper so he’s the ‘i will kill you if you touch her’ type of yandere

- when he sees another guy talking to you in public he’ll immediately cut in

- at first he’ll play nice and polite (he’s good at it since he’s an actor after all) in public but inside he’s a boiling volcano of rage

- he always makes you go out in jeans and a sweater or anything that covers you almost completely because he doesn’t want anyone staring at you. the sight of you is for him and his eyes only

- once he caught a cameraman staring at you when you came to visit him during a shooting and boy was he pissed

- he’ll wait for when there are less people around and secretly threaten that cameraman. and since he’s super scary when he’s pissed the cameraman listens and doesn’t so much as tries to notice your presence

- sometimes when the person he’s threatening is being uncooperative he’ll add in a black eye or a broken rib

Originally posted by nellaey

Yoosung:

- he’s the ‘zero to ten’ kind of yandere. at first he’s calm and chill but before you know it he’s punching another guy in the face

- after what he’s been through with the whole Rika and V thing, he can’t bear losing you to another man so he wants to ~eliminate~ the competition (in a non-murderous way i hope)

- when he sees somebody hitting on you he’ll actually hit them for real. sometimes you’ll even have to hold him back so he doesn’t completely lose control

- he’s also super clingy around you. he’ll even check your calls and text messages in case you were flirting with someone else

- he’ll constantly ask you if you love him and if he’s the only one you love. he needs constant reassurance so this happens a lot

- it’s kind of scary how cheerful he can seem when he’s interrogating you on how your day went (more importantly who you talked to)

Originally posted by hurt-stiles

Jaehee:

- she’s the ‘calmer, more passive aggressive’ type of yandere

- she doesn’t express her possessive side as violently as the others do but she will death glare anyone who comes near you

- she interrogates you a lot actually. once you get home it’s all questions about where you came from and who you were with and what did you do

- she gets the names of all your friends and co-workers and looks up their profiles and social media accounts online

- she makes an exact schedule for you to follow so you don’t spend as much time around other people and instead spend it with her

- she can tell when you’re lying too so you have no choice but to tell her the truth

- when someone tries to make a pass at you she doesn’t cut in herself but she’ll watch how you react, making you know that there will be consequences if you choose the wrong action

Originally posted by soul-dwelling-not

Jumin:

- y’all know what he’s going to do

- he’ll never let you leave the house without him. if you so much as try he’s going to lock you up in the cage (jumin NOOOO)

- when you two attend social gatherings he always has a hand or an arm on some part of your body just to show everybody else that you’re his

- if anyone tries to make a pass at you he’ll call his security to take care of them. it’s scary what else he’s going to do with the power that he has

- he always wants to keep track of you even when you’re at home so he has security cameras everywhere around the house and direct access to the footage on his phone

- at the same time he’ll also try to please you in any way he can. he’s always buying you gifts that are more extravagant than the last just so you wouldn’t even think about leaving

- he’ll constantly remind you that you’re his. when he asks you who you belong to you better give the right answer

Originally posted by kawaiiyandere4ever

Seven:

- he always has his eye on you somehow. even when you’re not in the same room as him he’ll keep watch of you around the house through his security cameras inside

- he keeps a GPS chip on your clothes to track where you’re going. also constantly calls you throughout the day when you’re not at home

- he has hidden cameras on you too in places where you wouldn’t even think of looking. he never wants you to remain out of his sights

- he will research on all your friends and co-workers to find out every detail about them and determine which ones will try making a pass at you

- he won’t completely destroy their life, at least not yet. if he learns that one of them flirted with you at least once then *poof* God Seven has ruined their life

- he has no self-control as to how clingy and possessive he can be. if you try to tell him off about it he brushes it off by saying he’s just ‘protective’ of you

Originally posted by rainmustfall

V:

- he’s a photographer so you can probably guess that he’ll take a million pictures of you

- he never gets tired of taking pictures of you, especially candid photos when he can focus on photographing his favorite parts of you

- one of his favorite things to do is take pictures of you while you’re still asleep in the morning

- he has an entire room just filled with pictures of you pasted on the walls. he prefers going there most of the time over sleeping (unless you call him to bed of course)

- he won’t ever show those pictures to anyone, even though most of them are gallery-worthy because he wants the sight of you all to himself

-  he also loves making you wear his clothes and taking pictures of you in them too

Originally posted by thecameralover

Saeran:

- this boy is violent af when it comes to other people making a pass at you

- he doesn’t care if you’re in a public place, he will literally beat up anyone trying to flirt with you

- he’ll put an arm around your shoulder at all times when you go out just to show other people that you’re his

- sometimes he’ll grip you tightly on the shoulder and wrist and growl that you belong to him and him only

- he’ll threaten not only other people but you as well if you so much as think about leaving him

- he’ll leave marks on your skin and make you wear sleeveless shirts to show them off just so other people know that you’re taken

Originally posted by daredevil

June 30: Ships that pass in the night (Chapter Ten)

Title: Ships that pass in the night (Chapter Ten)
Tags: Alternate Timeline, AU, Slow burn, stranger to friends, friends to lovers
Words: 3973
Summary:
Dan and Phil are YouTubers. The catch? They’ve never met, and Phil doesn’t want them to.

Prompt: This is late. I know. But here are some reasons why: Squidge moved in. The internet went down in my entire area. I was really tired yesterday. I was tired because I woke up sick today. I had tickets to see Carrie Hope Fletcher in Addams Family and I had to go to that. So here is it, a little after midnight UK time but… finished. It’s also the longest chapter so far so hopefully that makes up for it.

Also the exact nature of these plot points might have evolved in this chapter because I’m ill. Write what you know and all that. But the reason for the scenes stays the same I just changed the conditions they happened in. I actually prefer this so hey, there’s an upside to being ill.

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Casino Night

Burakovsky had ‘Pre-Casino Night’ while Wilson gets ‘Casino Night.’ And boy do I love writing Tom Wilson one-shots. (I just picture him as that asshole boyfriend that can be romantic [in his own special way] when he wants to – and I love it.)

I actually tried writing this one-shot a few days ago (under a Casino Night location also), but I completely screwed up his character - which is very bothersome for me, so I had to scrap it all.

Anyways, as a side thing, I was requested a Michael Latta one-shot &… Can anyone familiar with the Caps tell me how he is as a person/player? I try to watch many videos of various players to get a feel for them, but I just couldn’t get a feel for Latta & I don’t want to screw him up. (In the meantime, I’ll try watching more vids.)

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Request:

more Tom Wilson! maybe one about being at a formal event or something and teasing each other the whole time before sneaking off together? your imagines are really, REALLY amazing btw!! <3

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“I am here at the Washington Capitals’ annual Casino Night, where all the money made today goes to charity. And – cut.” You smiled at the cameraman as he turned off the camera and pointed it down. “How was that?”

“Everything was good…” His voice trailed off and your eyebrows perked suspiciously.

“There’s an ‘except’ coming along,” you mumbled, crossing your arms over your chest. “What is it?”

“Tom was, um, in the background… er, doing hip thrusts at you.”

You threw your head back and was about to groan when a pair of hands landed on your hips, causing you jump and shriek. You spun around to smack the culprit, and when you saw that it was your boyfriend, that was exactly what you did. You smacked him upright the head.

Ow,” Tom whimpered, rubbing the back of his head while giving you his infamous boyish smile that made all the girls swoon. “What was that for?”

“Scaring me, but mainly for the hip thrusts.” You gave him another smack and he pouted.

“I’m bored and you won’t pay any attention to me.”

“Go talk to the guys or something,” you retorted, crossing your arms over your chest, as he wrapped his arms around your waist and drew you into his chest. “I’m trying to work.”

He kissed your cheek then under your jaw then your neck. “But none of them are wearing sexy dresses like you,” he mumbled, his lips moving against your skin. You knew you should be stopping him, but you liked it too much and he knew that. “You should be walking in with me when the event start. Everyone else are walking in with their dates.”

You had to pull away… You had to pull away… You gently placed your hands on his chest and pushed him back, frowning. “You know I can’t, Tom. I have to be conducting interviews and giving an overview of the event… Walk in with Latts, or something. He doesn’t have a date tonight.”

I have a girlfriend and he doesn’t,” Tom retorted, officially irritated. He let go of you to cross his arms over his chest. “I want to walk you in, Y/N.”

“Tom, I’m not going to start a fight with you,” you responded, gripping his forearm while going on your toes to gently kiss his lips, careful not to stain him with lipstick. “I only have to be on the red carpet to interview a few players then give a little tour of the event. I’ll be able to be at your side for the rest of the night.”

When he wasn’t happy, you kissed him again (a little firmer this time) and murmured, “I know you hate big events like this. We can sneak out early and do anything your heart desires.”

His eyebrows raised as a pleased look spread across his face. “Anything?” he echoed.

Anything.” You smiled and stepped back. “Now, why are you even here? Go find Latts and I’ll think about interviewing the two of you when it’s time to walk down the red carpet.”

“I dropped you off, stupid,” he retorted, rolling his eyes. “I’ll text Latts to meet me in the back. We’ll walk around to the front.”

“Good idea. Now, I need to get back to work. I’ll see you later.”

He pursed his lips and kissed you once more before reluctantly walking off, pulling out his cellphone.

*

“And here we have Michael Latta and Tom Wilson standing around on the red carpet,” you told the camera, smiling charmingly at the lens and holding up the microphone to your lips. You immediately rested a hand on Tom’s shoulder and leaned in, smiling. “Hello, boys.” You turned your head and found yourself face-to-face with your boyfriend.

“Hello, Y/N,” Latts greeted as an arm wrapped around your waist.

“So, are you boys excited for tonight?”

“I am,” Tom immediately responded, a sly smile making its way to his lips, and Latts added, “Yeah, same. It’s good to be doing fun stuff like this to raise money for charity.”

You looked over at Latts and asked, “Are you in charge of any of the games tonight? Or is it just going to be a surprise when you walk inside?” You held out the microphone to him, doing an amazing job ignoring the soothing circles Tom’s fingers made against your hip. It was most likely going to appear on camera, but hopefully the cameraman was recording above the waists.

“Well, last year I was in charge of blackjacks, so I hope I have the opportunity of doing that again.”

“Are you going to show this youngster the ropes on these big boy games?” you asked, squeezing Tom’s arm. You stole a glance at him before looking back at Latts. “I mean, he did just turn twenty-one this year.”

“Trust me, I don’t need this old man’s help,” Tom interjected smoothly, looking over at you with a lopsided smirk. “It can’t be too hard to play a silly card game like blackjacks.”

“Is that a challenge?” Latts inquired and you grinned, saying, “Yeah. Is that a challenge, Mr. Tom Wilson?”

Your boyfriend held up a fist to his teammate, his smirk becoming more smug. “It’s on.”

“Well, have fun tonight, boys.”

“Thanks, Y/N,” Latts replied, smiling cutely at the camera.

You looked at the cameraman and sang, “Cut.” You slid your hand up your boyfriend’s arm and draped your arm around his neck, pressing your body against his. “And that was my last interview,” you told Tom, smiling up at him. “I just have to do a quick little tour of the event then I’ll be yours for the rest of the night.”

“And we’ll do anything I want?” he responded, sliding his other arm around your waist.

“Only if you behave while I do that tour,” you said pointedly.

He groaned and kissed your lips. “Okay, Mom.”

You looked over and smiled sweetly at Latts. “Can you please keep an eye on him for me?”

“And we’ll do anything I want?” Latts inquired and dodged the punch aimed his way. He laughed, stuffing his hands into his dress pants’ pockets and smiling cheekily at you two. “Of course, Y/N.”

You patted your boyfriend’s arm and gave him another kiss then pulled out of his arms and walked inside with the cameraman.

*

You groaned against his lips while Tom pushed you into his apartment, hungrily running his hands up and down your bandage dress.

“You really don’t deserve this,” you grumbled against his lips, barely able to remember why you were pissed off at him in the first place. “Latts was supposed to help me, not you.”

He momentarily let go of you to turn around, slip a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on the door, then close the door and lock it. He turned back and lifted you into his arms, hungrily attacking your lips again. “Those were golden moments that fans would love to watch over and and over… and overagain.”

You skillfully (and hungrily yourself) unbuttoned his shirt and shoved it off his body. “Fortunately, I recorded some stuff before when you were gone, so I could just use your shit as bloopers.”

Fortunately, you don’t stay mad for long,” he chimed, found the zipper on the back of your dress, and hurriedly unzipped your dress to – just as hurriedly – push it off. “Can we shut up now?”

You smirked against his lips. “Fine.”

out and about the streets of LA at nightime calum and luke decided that they wanted to go to a club he texted you to let you know he would be home late so you wouldn’t worry about the cold and empty space next to you when you drifted to sleep. you wanted to wait for him but you knew how much calum liked to party especially on break, you bit your lip looking over at the clock next to your shared bed “11:11” you gasp immediately closing your eyes thinking of a wish that would be right for tonight “i wish calum would come home safe tonight so we could sleep soundly together” you blinked your eyes open and turned on the tv watching a marathon of animal planet’s top animal rescues. 2:00 and you were drifting you decided to turn the tv to something more upbeat to get your brain moving, instead you switched to TMZ tonight. they had the cameraman rolling into a black van that showed luke and calum your eyes widened as you squirmed around getting closer so you wouldn’t miss anything, 

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