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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 3

And we did it again, amigos! 

  1. “My sock is missing.”
  2. “I must say it can be rather therapeutic”
  3. “Shit, they spotted us. Quick, put your Obama mask on.”
  4. “You raided my village, killed my parents and slaughtered tens of innocent people. I was able to forgive you for all of that-tell myself it was in your nature. But then you did something heinous. Something beyond all possible hope of redemption. You killed my dog.”
  5. “What do you mean you accidentally assassinated the Pope!?”
  6. “I would love to give a fuck about you but sadly my last one went off to war and never returned”
  7. “If you think I’ll stop my quest for world domination for a bag of cookies, you are,,, right… Now, gimme that!”
  8. “What are you doing with that rubber duckie toy– OH DEAR GOD LORD HAVE MERCY”
  9. “I’m more afraid of myself than you.”
  10. “I already told you, there’s nothing we can do about the fights. We COULD if you stopped spoiling shows and books to everyone.”
  11. “You, my friend, are the most unnecessary when it comes to your excessively sassy attitude.”
  12. “I love you.” “…..What? OH APRIL FOOLS.”
  13. “What is this, a concert for ants???”
  14. “I made it! I’m in the list! This is being a great day since I remembered it’s a Thursday, not a Monday!”
  15. “It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that, well, I’ve got a sink full of dishes and a cat to wash.”
  16. “When you said i had pretty eyes i thought you were complimenting me,not trying to buy them!”
  17. “The wolves eat tonight.”
  18. “Gee, thanks for nearly killing me because of ____!” “Listen up here, are you dead? You’d better be greateful you’re still alive tou little shit.”
  19. "When you said you could fly, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”
  20. “Sarah, I love you and all but hOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP SENDING OUR PETS TO SPACE?!”
  21. “Look, just because you kidnapped me doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you.”
  22. “How in God’s name did you even get up there?!”
  23. “I think I misplaced my right hand”
  24. “I did it! I got into university!” “That’s great! What course?” “Uh… Would it be a bad thing if I told you that… Dark magic and villainy?”
  25. “Well, it just so happens that I have been a homeless man for three years now. That must mean I’m the chosen one!”
  26. “Have your eyes always been that colour?”
  27. “I’m going to fight the sun!”
  28. “You can’t just run around punching people you don’t like, ____!”
  29. “I’m not into that kinda thing.”
  30. “Dude why did you eat all that cake on your own?”
  31. “I just wanted to know if we could use a plastic knife”
  32. “Uhhhh, guys? Don’t hate me, but I think I just released Satan”
  33. “Well, fine… Just wait a little bit before you do something stupid.” “…”
  34. “What do you mean there’s no bacon flavored ice cream!?”
  35. “What do you mean you’re my sister? I don’t have a sister!”
  36. “Why the hell do we need a duck to hunt Bigfoot?”
  37. “Oh, so you can do pink explosions too”
  38. “This isn’t my kitchen, is it?”
  39. “Ohhh, so THAT’S what you meant by ‘shooting starts’.”
  40. “ACHOO” “bless you” “Thank you, wait a minute I live alone”
  41. “Put my creepy cat in a different room? Don’t be silly! I don’t even have a cat!”
  42. “Katie, please stop shooting me with tranquilizer darts.”
  43. “Why did you think it was a good idea to only bring a potato to this heist?”
  44. “Okay, we make this promise now - nobody look at that fucking goat ever again.”
  45. “Sarah, why is the cat naked?”
  46. “Wait. You’re aroused?”
  47. “Why would that surprise you?”
  48. “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  49. “okay so let me get this straight, you’re not actually my long lost twin…” “yes.” “…because you’re me from another dimension” “…yes.”
  50. “I’m sorry, but did that thing just talk?”
  51. “I thought we promised to never speak of that incident again!”
  52. "Sweetheart”“Yes dear”“Some of your morally challenged friends are trying to kidnap me again.”“And?”“And!?”“You’re a big girl, you can take care of yourself.”“Of course I can, but the gesture would have been nice!”
  53. “how many epilepsy pills can you take before you overdose?” “Just one or two.” “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
  54. “…I was GOING to ask why there’s a pink goo all over the kitchen floor but I think that can wait whilst I ask what the FUCK IS GOING ON?”
  55. “For the last time, can you stop calling that thing 'human’”
  56. “Okay, that is a seriously dodgy looking hat-are you certain you’re right about this?”
  57. “Really Darling, you can stop trying to scream, we’ve already espablished that no one cares and it’s giving you unflattering lines on your forehead.”
  58. “_______, why am I on the ceiling?”
  59. “What the heck happened while I was at the store?
  60. "What the actual fuck!” “I did warn-” “Yes I know you said you were crazy, but this…. This is…” “Just another Tuesday. Oh we’re late for tea!” “With who?!” “With the Queen of course, who else?”
  61. “Despreate times call for cows.”
  62. “Did you burn the last piece of toast again?”
  63. “You didn’t TELL me there’d be free food!”
  64. “Did Jesus really die for this bullshit?”
  65. “Do you want the apocalypse?!! Because that’s how you get the apocalypse!!!”
  66. “Goddamit, I’m dead again aren’t I? How the hell did I do it this time?”
  67. “Dude, no.”
  68. “I may be a horrible person, but at least I am an honest one.”
  69. “I told you, I dress to kill, now fetch me my fancy stilettos, mama’s gonna slay tonight!”
  70. “I left the room for 3 minutes and you really want to tell me you started a war with every single planet?” “Well, I told you 3 months ago to not leave me alone.” “And I told you I have to use the bathroom 3 months ago!”
  71. “Wow, only took 3 minutes to destroy the world.” “Let’s see if I can do it in 2!”
  72. “So… Wh-Why- How did you flush the duck down the toilet?”
  73. “dude. i liked that carpet. do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains out of carpets.”
  74. “Don’t worry, it’s much worse than it looks.”
  75. “What are you doing ___?” “I’m camping.” “No you’re beside tree with a blank-” “CAMPING”
  76. “WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUCKPOTATO”
  77. “PUT THE PUPPY DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!”
  78. “PLEASE DON’T HANG UP! YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN DANGER!”
  79. “What the hell kind of scream was that? And how did you make it?! ”
  80. “Hey, uhm… Hate to interrupt your conversation, but why the fuck is there a giraffe on the soup aisle”
  81. “You mean to tell me that somebody decided it was a good idea to cross plums and apricots, but nobody can figure out why my cat has RABBIT ears?”
  82. “Sorry but um… why is there a fox and a bear singing Ooh la la by Britney Spears on the balcony? And where is my chicken, Pudding?!”
  83. “Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
  84. “So you’re telling me there was a genie trapped in that can of soup? And you accidentally ATE THE GENIE?!”
  85. “Listen…don’t take this the wrong way, but…I love the OTHER you better.”
  86. “Tell me why,  exactly, did you need the rubber chicken? ”
  87. “Look, I’m not a liar, alright?  And I ain’t overdramatic or hyperbolic or whatever else you wanna call me.  So when I say I would sell my soul for a pancake right now, I mean I will literally sell my soul for a pancake right now.  And maybe a million dollars.”
  88. “Wait a second, you’re telling me that….. YOU’VE BEEN DATING SATAN BEHIND MY BACK FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS?!!!”
  89. “Well dad did say he would be gone for five days…what the hell? Let’s go to the corner store!”
  90. “Why did you buy 74 melons?!”
  91. “Where’s the toaster?” “It’s in the kitchen… Why do you have a fork?” “K, thanks.”
  92. “Death, out of all the things in this world, why are so afraid of ____?”
  93. “This floor is like my life; Cold and Hard.”
  94. “So you’re telling me that I am the only thing that is preventing a Third World War, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
  95. “I don’t know your name and you don’t know mine but I promise it will turn out okay.”
  96. “Little did you know, they were slowly turning into werewolves.”
  97. “Umm… I may have possibly accidentally blown up another planet”
  98. “I told you not to do that… now look, you’ve lost your hand!”
  99. “Every time you speak I literally die a little”
  100. “One baby soul please, Adult souls give me gas!”

“I need you, yes you (you should feel targeted), to come up with a new dialogue prompt for part 4 and leave it in the comments below. It’s fun and the first 100 replies will make the next list. As always, one prompt per amigo and don’t forget the doubles quotes “”. Pantoffel” (Click here for part 1 and here for part 2)

In light of the great Nazi punching meme going around right now, I want to remind everyone that the people who were filmed socking Richard Spencer were members of AntiFa or another organization aligned with AntiFa. They were dressed the way they were to obscure their identity and were trained, prepared, etc. to risk and face arrest, pepper spray, violent police force etc. They weren’t just any random person. 

We all should want to rearrange a Nazi face but please remember that AntiFa resistance is trained to take these actions while protecting themselves and others from law enforcement. The best thing many of us can do is to support and assist these people: by not identifying them, by not implicating them, by covering their movements and not putting ourselves or others at-risk while they are working.

Punch a Nazi today, but recognize that AntiFa and aligned organizations might fight for everybody but they don’t go into these situations as everypeople. A clear understanding of their actions, goals, and the risks of their work is paramount to their safety and success.

Understand

MASTERLIST

Request: y/n being insecure about herself and about love.

Word count: 2,534

Cracking noises from the flames in the beige brick fireplace hanging on the wall, filled the otherwise silent living room. These faint but warm noises always made me feel somehow calm.

I loved the heat filling up the room, I loved shutting my eyes and listen to the flames crack slowly, I loved how it all felt like home to me.

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Unconditionally

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Fem!Reader
Prompt: “Tell me every awful thing you’ve ever done and watch me love you anyways.”
Word Count: 1893
Genre: Angst + Fluff + Smut
Warnings: Cursing, destructive thoughts, semi-severe anger, very very very little smut [like literally there is barely any and it’s very light]

Originally posted by talk-me-down-troye

you kissed me when i was crying
and maybe that made me sad
because how can you love so well
when the person you love is so bad

         k.p.k.

“I can’t do this anymore.” 

You felt a pang of guilt as those five, heart-crushing words left your lips and you wanted more than anything to take them back, but you wouldn’t. You couldn’t. 

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Imagine #15 Peter Maximoff (Request)

Requested by @fragcc: Could you make an Imagine of Peter getting sad when he realizes that you don’t like it when he frightens you with pranks? Please? XD

Originally posted by imaginecabin

Not my gif

Words: 1735

Warnings: fem!reader, typos, mild angst?, swears

A/N: You know that feeling, when you think you’re gonna write like 500 words to a prompt and it turns out to be almost 2000? I think I have a problem. Also I just reached 700 followers, which is AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH, but also mildly disturbing tbh :D Nvm, I hope you enjoy reading this! xoxo

Somehow, you managed to be terrified and not at all surprised at the same time, when you snuck out your dorm, trying to be as silent as possible, and suddenly felt a familiar hand on your shoulder.

“Fucking hell, Peter!”, you whispered aggressively and turned around to give him a glare. “What’re you up to?”, he asked with a grin, strategically ignoring your death stare.

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Markiplier meme
  • “Kids these days like to ‘part-ay!’”
  • “And I am Darth Vader, apparently.”
  • “I sure am glad I’m a paranoid douche and locked myself in my own room.”
  • “Lights no work…”
  • “Carpe Dickum: seize the dick.”
  • “I sure do have a lot of knives…”
  • “Oh, what’s in here? A head? I sure do hope so.”
  • “Maybe you should be a little more concerned at the fact that someone tried to murder you.”
  • “I don’t know why you came all the way out here just to be murdered.”
  • “I mean: it’s a Nokia! It should last forever!”
  • “Okay! Someone’s being murdered in this place! That’s no bueno!”
  • “I’m an angry boy!”
  • “I’m about to unleash the beast that is me-st.”
  • “Jesus! Punching things hurts!”
  • “An orb went into my body… I- I feel strange.”
  • “I’ll probably end up paying for this because I feel bad! But right now I’m angry!”
  • “I doused my tender body in gasoline.”
  • “So if I go into the oven… I’m going to burst into flames!”
  • “Where is there fire? I want to be lit on fire.”
  • “I’m a dirty baby…”
  • “Where’s the dildo?”
  • “At this point I’m so desperate that I’ll take anything.”
  • “I’m about to die horribly in horrible ways!”
  • “I’m still learning how to be human!”
  • “Can I stop doing the moon walk for one second and throw another five-hundred dollar bill at this door?”
  • “Maybe if I slap the ground a bit more it will be a little more beneficial to me.”
  • “Even the penguins were creepy!”
  • “And the penguin was a murderer!”
  • “I’m gonna pretend like that piss demon didn’t just come out of the piss dimension.”
  • “I’m just gonna carry on being lost.”
  • “I don’t care how many people just died horribly!”
  • “So let’s get nice and comfortable in this eerie and destitute environment.”
  • “That’s for couples who can’t stand away from each other and want to hold hands while one’s dumping and one takes a shower.”
  • “Does my flashlight have a strobe option?”
  • “Don’t be messing with my light, because I’ve got a strobe function that will moderately disturb you if not dissuade you completely from eating my bones.”
  • “Even though this is a desert of death and destruction, it looks awfully nice!”
  • “Is some little girl going to pour out of that TV and talk to me about rings and such?”
  • “Oh, what? That was not there before! What the hell?”
  • “Oh, okay! Okay! The LSD is kicking in! I’m losing my mind!”
  • “I can’t even jump over that ledge; I’m that wimpy…”
  • “I’m like a bodybuilder that only focused on upper-body strength. So I’ve got giant, like, titanic muscles, but my legs are just little twigs.”
  • “It’s a monkey! It’s a murder monkey!”
  • “Leave your dork-ish brother alone!”
  • “Where are we now? Are we in space?”
  • “I’m gonna put some Ritalin in your damn drink!”
  • “I was going to be the expert figure skater back in Guadalajara!”
  • “All of you have different fathers!… I’m not even your mother!”
  • “You know what, kid? We’re going to stop in this gas station, I’m gonna abandon you, and I’m going to go on to my dreams of becoming a Las Vegas stripper!”
Let Me Be Your Light ~Phan~

Oneshot. A blind fan meets Dan and Phil and asks them to describe each other, and confessions are made.
Rating: T- quite a few swears oops sorry
Warnings: Mild self-hate. Brief mention of cancer

You are the loveliest people omg xxx reviews are the food of love and I am peckish, so please tell me what you thought!

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banasiakj123  asked:

Lucaya prompt: Body Heat-"Skin on Skin."

//Ok so probably not what you were expecting, but I just went with the idea that popped in my head. I hope you still like it. Thanks for the request! //

–That One Night In A Car–

There are so many cars. Why are there so many cars? Since when were there so many people in upstate New York? Okay that was a stupid question, but Maya was really upset. She absolutely hated traffic.

“I’ll pick you up.” He had said. “We’ll be back in no time.” He said. Lies. All lies. Right now as she turned to look at the teen in the driver’s seat she really wanted to punch him, but he was at the wheel.

Wait a minute, they were stuck in traffic, he wasn’t driving!! She punched him. Lightly, of course.

But still, he yelped. “Hey!!”

“We’re never going to make it back in time for Riley’s poetry thing. I’m stuck in this stupid traffic in a car with a Huckleberry!! I should have taken the bus.” Maya hit him 2 more times before crossing her arms. She had promised Riley she would be there. They were talking about her entering the poetry competition for weeks. Maya expected to be there in the front row. However, Maya had gotten an opportunity to present her work at an art convention in upstate New York. Lucas offered to drive her there and back since all the adults were busy and Lucas was the only one out of their group who had a license. If there weren’t so much traffic she could have been back in the city, with Riley, supporting her.

“Maya! If you would have taken the bus you would have been stuck in this traffic too. Would you stop hitting me? It’s not my fault!”

“We’ve been here for hours!!!!! These cars don’t seem to be moving any time soon.” She looked at the car dashboard and tried her best not to hit him again. “Oh and would you look at that. We’re almost out of gas.”

Lucas rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue on the side of his cheek. “We could have made it with the gas that we had. I just hadn’t expected so much traffic.”

“Is there literally no other way to get back to the city.”

“The exit isn’t for another 3 miles. We haven’t moved…update says the traffic might lift in 4 hours, we might not have any gas by then”

“Where’s the next gas station?”

“Ehhh 8 miles?”

“Are you freaking kidding me? It’s about to get dark so we can’t walk because oh yeah we’re in the middle of fking nowhere. We don’t have any gas, our phones are about to die and so we’re doomed to being stranded on this highway. Great. Just great. Thanks a lot Ranger Rick.”

He clenched his jaw. “Again…Not. My. Fault.”

Maya mumbled under her breath. Probably words she shouldn’t be saying. Lucas was unaffected by that. Instead, he kept tapping his thumb on the steering wheel. As he tried thinking of a plan he noticed a sign.

“Look Maya. There’s a campsite. We can stay there.”

Maya looked up. “Camping? Really? This isn’t time for recreational activities!”

“No. I mean we’re not moving for another 4 hours but by then we’ll lose gas. We should just wait until the morning.”

“Okay sure whatever. But how are we even going to get out of here? The exit is all the way over there”

They were a few cars behind the campsite exit and it seemed almost impossible. Yet Lucas smirked.

“Like this.” He jerked the steering wheel of the car just enough to move it off the road and onto the grassy hill. A bumpy ride later, they were headed to the campsite.  

—–

“What the hell do you mean you don’t have camping gear?”

“I live in New York City. I don’t exactly carry around camping supplies, Maya!”

“You sure made it seem that way with the way you were explaining your great plan” She said great plan while making air quotes with her fingers.

“What?? All I said hey look there’s a campsite.”

“This place doesn’t even have a place where you can buy camping gear? What is this shit?”

“That’s not how campsites work, Maya.”

“How would I know that? I’ve never been camping!”

“Stop yelling at me over everything!”

“Fine!!” She sighed heavily and sat on a rock that was near the car. “I’m really hungry.”

“That I can help with.” He pulled out a couple of protein bars from his car and tossed one to Maya.

They sat in silence as Maya tried to calm down. After eating she called Riley right away. She only managed to apologize and say a few words about being stuck surrounded by trees before the signal dropped. Stupid middle of nowhere.

Since it was a a random Thursday in September, the campsite was empty. They walked a around for a bit before returning to the car.

“Hey look. You can see the stars like back in Texas.”

Maya smiled. That was her favorite part about Texas….among other things. Not that she would ever admit that to Lucas.

“I’m going to sleep. You should too. If we sleep early we can get out of this deserted place faster.” Suddenly she leapt onto the back of the car. “Dibs on the backseat!” Maya yelled. “Set an alarm on your phone to like 4 or 5am. There shouldn’t be any traffic then.“

“Agreed.” Lucas replied. He tried to get comfortable sitting in the front and adjusted the seat so it went far back just enough so it didn’t bother Maya in the backseat.

A few minutes later Maya spoke. “Lucas…I’m cold.”

“Yeah it does get cold at night.” He said without opening his eyes.

“Let me guess. No extra blanket in the trunk?”

“Sorry.” He sat up and started unbuttoning his plaid shirt . “Here. Just take my shirt. You can use it as a blanket.”

“Won’t you be cold?”

“No. I’m fine.”  He pointed to his tank top. “I still have this.” He threw the shirt towards her and Maya shrugged and took it.

She laid back down using Lucas’ shirt as a blanket. It was so soft. The smell was so comforting. She felt safe. She opened one eye to look at Lucas. He was shivering.

“Dammit Huckleberry.”

“What?” He  sat up again, a look of worry on his face. He quickly looked out the windows as if to see if there were any predators.

“You’re cold. Take your shirt back.”

“No. You’re more cold than I am.”

“Are you saying I can’t handle the cold?”

“That’s not what I’m saying. Just take the shirt.”

“No. I’m not letting you die of pneumonia.” She paused to think. “Body heat. That can keep us warm.”

“Very funny. Goodnight.” Lucas closed his eyes once again.

“Lucas, I’m serious. Just lay down in the back with me. Seriously, I know it’s dark but I swear you’re turning blue.”

Slowly, Lucas sat up and looked at her to check if she was serious. She had used his real name. She usually did that when she was serious. She also wasn’t smiling like she often did when she teased him. “Okay.” He responded before stepping out of the car and into the back.

“Well maybe we are not both going to fit on the backseat….” Maya started, but Lucas chuckled.

“Yeah we will. You’re small.”

Maya rolled her eyes. She laid down with her body facing the back of the car. Lucas tried lying down with his back against her back, but he slipped onto the floor of the car.

“Yeah. This isn’t gonna work. What if I lie down first and then you lie next to me.“

Maya hesitated at first, but she was already so sleepy so she just shrugged. “Sure.”

Lucas lied down and Maya then lay next to him. Maya almost slipped back but Lucas was quick and placed his arms on her back and pushed her closer to his chest.

“I got you.” He whispered.

“Thanks.”

Lucas left one hand on her back and the other he was going to place near his chest but his hand brushed against Maya’s hands. “Your hands are freezing.”

“I know. They’ll get warm soon.”

“Here place them on my back. They’ll get warmer quicker.”

Maya was too sleepy to argue and her hands were really cold. She proceeded to do so and Lucas placed his hands back on her back. Both now embraced.

They were definitely warmer now.

Maya could feel the heat of his body radiate underneath his tank top. Before she realized what she was doing, her hands were underneath Lucas’ tank top and on his warm back. He jumped to the sudden cold sensation.

“S-sorry.” She slid her hands prepared to take them out but Lucas shook his head.

“It’s fine. I’m okay with it.”

So she left her hands on his skin.

He took his plaid button down shirt that he had given to Maya earlier and held it close on top of both of them.

Her hands under his shirt. His hands on her back. Legs intertwined.

Warmth.

Maybe it was the silence. Maybe it was the fact that they were under the stars. Or maybe it’s that it was really cold outside. Whatever it was, it made them want to get closer and so they did. The two embraced each other until they could feel each other’s hearts beating and each other’s chest rising as they breathed. 

No words were spoken. She smiled looking into his green eyes. He smiled looking into her blue eyes. Each other’s eyes being the last thing they saw before falling asleep.

A couple of hours later two security guards shone a light into the car. There lay two teenagers fast asleep. Her head against his chest and the boy’s arm under her head and holding her close.

One of them prepared to knock on the window, but the other guard quickly snatched the flashlight out of his hands and pulled him away.

“Don’t wake them up!” He whispered. “They’re just two kids sleeping. Let them be.” He smiled back at the car. “They look cute.”

Lookie Here

Summary: Reader is Alfie’s sister and she’s just every bit as fun as he is.

Characters: Reader, Alfie Solomons, Ollie, Thomas Shelby, ‘bakers’

Fandom: Peaky Blinders

Word Count: 491

AN: This is my first Peaky Blinders Imagine please be nice about it.

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Prompt:All I want from life is overprotective Jon Snow threatening Gendry over Arya with Sansa nodding fervently in agreement” via @fandomqueenishere
(also tagging @obsessivereaderandwriter because you asked) 


“You kidnapped Arya’s boyfriend?” Sansa screeches down the line, forcing Jon to hold the phone at arm’s length until he’s sure her voice has lowered a few more decibels. “… the stupidest thing you have ever done! And that includes punching Joffrey in my ‘honour’!”

His lips twitch. He’s suddenly very glad Sansa can’t see him right now, but she’d be hard-pressed to find him feeling guilty over it. Simply put, punching Joffrey Baratheon is easily one of the best things Jon’s ever done and that includes becoming a fireman. The man’s a prick that screwed Sansa over. He’s just lucky Jon got to him before Robb did – which is kind of why he’s in this predicament, to begin with.

“I didn’t do anything,” Jon reassures her futilely. “Robb invited him out and force fed him whiskey. If I didn’t intervene, your brother was going to end up killing him.”

Sansa makes a noncommittal noise in the back of her throat. He can practically see his girlfriend rolling her eyes in disdain and frustration right now. “Uhuh, so why is Gendry locked in our basement?”

“He’s not locked in so much as the lock broke and now he’s stuck,” Jon tells her, but he doubts the clarification is going to put her at ease.

“Right… God, Jon, this is my day off. I really don’t want to be dealing with this right now.” And the defeated sigh he hears from her makes him ache with guilt because he knows better than anyone how exhausted she is after every shift. Her days off are sacred and Jon usually does everything in his power to make them relaxing for her. But this is really not his fault.

“I’m sorry, Sans,” Jon says emphatically. “You know I wouldn’t –”

“Yeah, I know,” Sansa cuts him off. “I’ll be home in ten minutes. Please try not to kill him in the meantime.”

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Twenty-five minutes later, Jon is leaning against the door leading to the basement with a cup of tea in one hand. Sansa has her head resting on his shoulder an identical mug in hers. It’s pathetically cute how domestic they’ve become since moving in together three months ago, but he’ll take pathetic if it means waking up to her every morning.

“We’re sorry, Gendry. The lock guy is coming over to fix it soon but since it’s a weekend, it might take awhile,” Sansa calls out.

“It’s okay,” comes the muffled voice. It’s deep and soft, kind of like the man himself – all hard lines and bulky frame but a gentle calmness about him that makes Jon wonder if this really is the man for Arya. He expected someone louder – someone more adventurous and spontaneous like her.

“I don’t mind waiting.”

“While you’re here,” Jon begins because he loves Arya like a sister and he’s always been a little stupid when it comes to her. She’s definitely the toughest woman he knows but that doesn’t mean he’d ever stop trying to protect her. “What are your intentions with Arya?”

Jon!” Sansa slaps his shoulder.

“What?” He gives her a look before angling his face towards the door. “Look, Gendry, you seem like a nice guy. It’s nothing against you but when Arya likes someone, she puts her everything into it and I don’t want you to… If this isn’t serious for you, if this is just some fling then I suggest you break it off now.”

Despite Sansa’s initial protest, Jon finds her nodding along with him all the same. She shrugs when he gives her a questioning look, only pressing her lips gently to his cheek and wiping at the spot with the pad of her thumb.

For a second, Jon almost forgets that Gendry is here. Sansa has always had that effect on him. One look, one kiss, one seemingly innocent touch on the shoulder can render him completely senseless – or rather, his senses are so overwhelmed with Sansa, it’s nearly impossible for him to focus on anything else.

“I… I love her.”

Jon’s eyes flicker back to the door and then to Sansa, and again for good measure. It’s not what he expected at all, and by the dumbfounded expression on Sansa’s face, it’s not what she expected either.

“Okay then,” Jon calls back. “Good. But break her heart and we’ll –”

“No offense, Jon, but I’m more terrified of what Arya will do to me if I break her heart than you or Robb.”

Sansa’s bright, surprised laugh rings in the air. She shakes her head. “At least we know Arya found someone who understands her.”

“Yeah,” Jon chuckles back. He leans forward to press a lingering kiss to her lips. “And if she has a tenth of what we have then I’m not worried.”

“I love you too, you big idiot.”

It takes another half hour before the locksmith arrives to spring Gendry loose from his basement prison. The man immediately barges past them, a sheepish smile on his face, as he races towards the bathroom.

And by the time the door is completely fixed, Arya’s already over, yelling at Jon and making promises to kill Robb, all the while Gendry looks on with fond amusement, a hand to her back in a placating manner.

Maybe he is good for her. Maybe Gendry can be the calm that Arya needs, the way that Sansa is his.

If so, they have his blessing.

Leatherworking with gremble: the other Anders bag

How2Andersbag, part 2! This is for the square-ish bag he wears on his belt, which I think kinda looks like a granny purse, but it’s a useful size for carrying cellphone+wallet, and a useful technique to know because it’s so ubiquitous. I think everyone in the DA2 crew has at least one bag constructed this way, adjusting the colors/proportions as necessary.

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I just want you all to know that I’ve written Peter and Stiles’ first meeting in the gladiator/hunger games fic, Peter is teaching Stiles some fighting techniques, and the sexual tension is strong with these two assholes

“One more thing before we start,” Peter says. “Don’t worry about hurting me. You won’t – most likely. And if you do, I won’t get angry. Don’t hold back.”

“I wasn’t planning to. Actually I could really get behind punching a werewolf right about now.”

Peter smirks, clearly amused. “Okay. Do it. I won’t block.”

Stiles pulls his fist back, ready to aim for Peter’s jaw, then changes his mind and punches him in the stomach as hard as he can.

Peter doesn’t flinch, doesn’t even take a step back. “Interesting choice. Punching the abdomen will protect your hands, but it won’t do much to your opponent. You’re not strong enough, not yet. You don’t have the force to knock the wind out of someone, so it’s a waste of energy.”

“I could’ve punched you in the dick,” Stiles retorts, and Peter’s smile just widens, showing teeth.

Why my Sana needs a hug.

There are a lot of things we don’t know right now.

-The reason for the fight between the Balloon Squad and Boy Squad. (we cant be quick to jump to that fact that it may be Homophobia)

-Who punched Isak?

-Why Yousef did not stop the fight and started making out with Noora.(I have an idea about this which I shall explain in a while)

Things we do know which needs to be addressed. 

-Sana is being kicked out of the bus all thanks to that Sara bitch who wants sole power to herself. Those Norwegian girls are talking about Islam without much knowledge about the religion. So they seem to be jumping to conclusions and judging her based on her religion. This is just ringing something that Mama Bakkoush said “there are some things in the Norwegian culture that does not fit with us”. I am gonna leave this point here.

-Vilde is a loud mouth seeking acceptance from the Pepsi Max girls by outing Sana. I never really like Vilde from the beginning and she keeps questioning(more importantly judging) Sana about her Hijab. Maybe Vilde might just be getting back at her for taking over the role of bus leader.

-Noora being pissed about the fact that William has a girlfriend and Sana not telling her about it. Yousef was standing next to her and she already had a mild thing for him, so why not make out with him? Yousef must have also been upset about the fact that Sana did not text him all week since their conversation last Friday.(and he did not want to text her, for he may come across as annoying) Maybe that is why he must have seemed a little off when he saw Sana at the karaoke party. He also must have beat himself up mentally that he could not do anything to stop the fight between the Balloon Squad and Boy Squad. Hence maybe that is why they made out?

-Sana is gonna go through a great amount of turmoil after this.(just like how we are going through) One of her close friends got beaten up. Her brother became violent. Her best friend made out with her love interest. Her other girl squad member outed her. She is being kicked out of the bus. She is gonna be constantly reminded about the fact that she is Muslim and she does not belong to this culture. Her mom did not want her to get hurt. But she is! And just like how we saw in season 3 episode 6, Isak spoke to Jonas about this, hopefully we might see Sana talking about this to someone(Elias or Chris preferably).

This clip was such a roller coaster of emotions. I am just feeling all the feels and I just wanna hug Sana.

Originally posted by mashable

At least we got to see Eskild, an amazing Evak moment singing an ironic song and an ABSOLUTELY STUNNING SANA. I have faith in Julia Andem. Things will be sorted out soon. So for now, lets calmly go through a kind of psychological pain during the mid season break.

ALT ER LOVE

Can't Lose You (Cranscott)

Jason just knew things would take a turn for the worst.

They were fighting Rita’s monsters near the mines, trying to stop them from reaching the town. They thought they had stopped Rita for good, but somehow, putties still appear every now and then. Jason tucked the thought away so that he could speak to Zordon about it later.

Every time they destroyed just one, another would appear from the broken fragments that surrounded their feet.

“There’s too many of them!” Jason shouted as he sliced the head off of a putty with his ruby power sword. The rangers’ jewel like armor glistened in the sun as they battled viciously. Jason frantically searched for the sapphire ranger. After he almost lost Billy forever, he always keeps an eye on him in battle, just to make sure he is okay. He sighed in relief once he spotted him.

Billy was having the time of his life, jumping from creature to creature, kicking and punching them until they fell off of the cliff into the dangerous pit below. They were fighting beyond where the ship was this time, and on the edge of these mountains lay a pit of spiky rocks. The putties disintegrated to ash as they fell one by one into the rocks.

There was no way they could survive being impaled, right?

Kim and Trini grabbed hands. The yellow ranger planted her feet into the ground and swung the pink ranger into a group of putties. Kimberly pushed them over the edge with a charging kick. “Nice one cheerleader.” Trini said while smirking behind her topaz helmet. It was obvious that Kimberly used her dance skills to aid her in battle and Trini thought it was a wonderful sight to behold.

“Thanks Trin!” Kim replied with a laugh.

More and more putties came into view. Zack was breathing heavy, as were the rest of the rangers. “You guys… I don’t think we can keep this up for much longer.” he said. Jason growled.

“We have to. If we don’t, they’ll get to destroying Angel Grove just like before.” The rangers were too busy dealing with their own enemies that they didn’t notice that Zack was being surrounded. Two monsters grabbed his arms from behind. Zack jumped up to kick the putties that were approaching him in the front but they were gaining strength by the minute.

“Let me go!” he screamed. Billy turned to see that the monsters were trying to carry him off into the pit below.

“Zack!” Billy ran toward the onyx clad ranger, striking down any monster that got in his way. Once he reached him, Billy caught hold of Zack and pulled him away from the creatures. He didn’t realize that he had pulled Zack so hard, that he flew into Jason, knocking him over. They both fell down, away from where Billy was now standing.

Without warning, Billy was soon caught in the putties’ trap. They pulled and clawed at him until he was near the cliff. With Billy trapped between their rough and rigid bodies, the monsters jumped from the cliff and into the pit below. The creatures disintegrated from all around the rangers. Kim and Trini looked around confused. Zack and Jason stood up.

“What happened?!” Jason said rubbing his temple. The rangers made their visors disappear so that they could see without the clouded film that covered their vision. Zack looked to where Billy once stood, shaking his head with distraught. “Zack where’s Billy?” The black ranger did not respond. “Zack!” Jason screamed. “Where is he?!” Zack ran to the edge of the cliff.

“He saved me from the putties but they… I think… no they couldn’t have…” Jason’s eyes widened once he realized what Zack was saying. With the female rangers in tow, Jason ran to the edge. The pit was too dark to see but it was as clear as day.

Billy was gone.

The ruby armor that encompassed Jason’s face felt tighter and tighter. Tears started to form in his eyes and his skin started to heat up.

No… Not again… please not again…

“This can’t be happening…” Trini murmured.

“Wait… he’s not… is he?” Kimberly said.

“Jason?” The rangers turned to see Billy standing before them. He had grabbed onto the edge and climbed up behind the team after the monsters attempted to knock him over the edge. Jason placed a hand on his chest and exhaled. They all groaned in relief. Jason walked toward Billy, his expression a mix of anger and worry.

“Billy, what the hell is wrong with you?!” Jason spat. Billy was taken aback, as were the rest of the rangers.

“What are you talking about Jason?”

“You know not to do something that rash without consulting us first. Are you insane?!”

“I didn’t have time Jason, they were going to throw him off of the edge. What was I supposed to do?” Billy was never good at confrontation. He shrunk back a bit at his attempt at trying to defend himself.

“You could have been killed Billy… killed. That was stupidest thing you have ever done!” Zack walked toward Jason to stop the argument but Kimberly placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him. Now was not the time to make their leader even angrier and both girls knew that this was something that they needed to resolve themselves. Besides, Kimberly knew that when Jason was angry, trying to fix something with him was like speaking to a wall.

“Jason why are you yelling at me like that? I did what I thought was right.”

“Another mistake like that could kill anyone of us, including you!”

“I’m sorry Jason…” Billy’s brown eyes started to gloss over with tears.

“Sorry wouldn’t have fixed anything Billy. Would you have said sorry if any of us died because you didn’t think to ask for the rest of our help?”

“Jason I thought you actually cared about me, but instead you’re screaming at me and I don’t know why…”

“I am your leader first before anything Billy. When it comes to our lives being at stake, what we have means absolutely nothing. God, what were you thinking?!”

“That’s enough Jason.” Kim said.

“Yeah chill out homeboy. He didn’t know. It wasn’t like he was trying to get himself hurt.” Trini added. Jason didn’t hear them. He just looked at Billy with frustration. Jason dealt with anger in the worst way. He says things that he doesn’t really mean, but they just so happen to be true. Jason closed his eyes and bit the inside of his lip.

Tears slipped from Billy’s eyes. He turned away from his boyfriend and wiped them quickly. Jason’s glare softened. The last thing he ever wanted to do was yell at Billy, but he cared for the boy so much that if anything happened to him, he would never forgive himself. Seeing Billy cry made Jason’s heart ache with regret. Billy started to walk away. “Billy… wait… I didn’t mean to…” Jason couldn’t form the words right. Billy kept walking. The others followed suit. Jason stood still. Zack came beside him.

“You didn’t have to tear into him like that Jace… he was just trying to help.” Zack followed the rest of the rangers. Jason sighed.

What has he done?

Since then, everything had gone down hill. The team could sense the sudden shift in the group, and it was almost agonizing to witness.

Billy no longer sat in the seat that Jason would save for him at lunch. They all noticed it. Billy wasn’t trying to be petty in any way, he just needed space, that was how he dealt with his frustration. Unlike the red ranger who was born to fight and argue. Communication between them had just stopped and it changed everything. Jason still placed his bag in the seat though, just in case Billy changed his mind one day.

Walking to class with each other was awkward and uncomfortable. Billy would confide in Trini and Jason would be silent. Both boys would chime in with other conversations but they didn’t speak directly to each other.

Billy didn’t text Jason anymore. The red ranger truly missed all of Billy’s hundreds of messages that were plain random but cute all at the same time. Jason no longer snapchatted or facetimed Billy when he missed seeing his face or hearing his voice, and he stopped waiting at Billy’s classrooms after he ditched so that they could walk to their other classes together. There were no more late night conversations or sleep overs and no more hand holding or kissing.

What Jason missed most of all though, was just being able to hug Billy. Billy’s hugs always meant something because he rarely gave them out. Jason’s parents noticed that he had been feeling down lately, but decided to let him figure things out on his own. Jason had made it clear that he didn’t really appreciate what his father had to say about his sexuality and how his son was just “confused.”

Billy’s mom however, called him upstairs for a “talk”. It didn’t take her long to realize that something must have been wrong since her son had stopped talking her ear off about how him and Jason had been having the best time together. Billy broke down in front of her and Candace Cranston hugged him with all her might. She told him to wait this out because these things take time. She notices the way that Jason looks at Billy and she had a feeling that this wouldn’t last long.

Zordon, who had been unaware of the whole debacle, paired them up for training in the pit. Billy wanted to ask for a break or something so that he didn’t have to deal with this right now, but he kept quiet. They trained together and Jason couldn’t shake the feeling of just pulling Billy into a long and well needed kiss, but he resisted the urge.

“We can just take turns punching I guess and then we’ll move on to kicks.” Billy nodded.

“Ok.”

Jason groaned inwardly. Those were the first words they had spoken to each other for the past week and a half and that was all he could say?! After training Billy quickly grabbed his things and headed out. Jason just watched in a tormented state. He wanted to say something. He wanted to apologize for being a huge dick. He wanted to hug his boyfriend and tell him that he just cared so much, maybe even too much sometimes. Jason rolled his eyes, realizing that he was starting to sound like his father.

“Hey.” Jason felt a light hand on his shoulder. “Wanna talk?” It was Kimberly. Jason nodded. They walked out onto the edge of the mines. “Alright, talk to me. What’s going on with you two?” Jason let it all out.

“How could I do that to him Kim?! I was just so upset and I couldn’t let it go. I wanted him to know how angry I was because maybe if I did, he’d be more careful but I went overboard and I know I did but what was I supposed to say?! That it was okay for him to do stupid shit that could possibly kill him as long as I know that he’s going to do it?! If I ever lose him again, I don’t know what I would do with myself. He means so much to me and seeing him cry only made me angrier because he didn’t understand that I wasn’t mad I was just worried and scared that’d I’d never see him again…” Kim stayed silent and bit her lip.

“Jace, we’re friends right?”

“Yeah.”

“So I can be honest with you?”

“Yes of course.”

“What you really need to do, is stop being such a bitch ass, and tell him how you actually feel! Without all the anger and screaming, you need to be honest with him. Ok you crossed a line, but so what? I crossed a line when I sent that picture, but do you remember what you told me? Just because I did a horrible thing doesn’t make me a horrible person. The same goes for you. Billy is crazy about you. If you had talked to him instead of letting your anger get the best of you, he would have understood the point that you were trying to get across. This petty bullshit needs to stop. Stop ignoring each other and just talk.” Jason frowned a bit at her tone and stern words, but she was more than right. This needed to stop and it was going to.

The next day after school, the group went to train. Billy sat to the side eating snacks, and Trini, Kim, and Zack were off to the side laughing about a stupid joke that Zack made. Jason entered the pit and the laughter died down. He quietly went to Billy and tapped him on the shoulder. Billy looked up, his expression was blank.

“Can we talk?” Billy took a moment to respond but ultimately nodded and they walked out.

“You think they’re gonna go make up and make out?” Zack laughed.

“Probably.” Trini agreed. Kim just sat there on Trini’s lap smiling.

The red and blue ranger slowly walked out from the pit and onto the ledge. They could see all of Angel Grove from where they were standing.

“Are you still mad at me?” Billy asked.

“No…“ It was silent. Jason closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"Yes you are. I can tell when you’re angry Jason.”

“Billy you don’t understand… Yeah I was mad but it wasn’t really because of what you did. I was scared because I thought of when…”

“Jason you screamed at me and said the meanest things, just like the other kids at school. What don’t I understand?” Jason rubbed his face, especially his eyes. The tears that he felt coming on had to go away.

“Billy I am so sorry for what I said to you. All of it. I didn’t even mean half of what I said!”

“But what about the other half? I told you Jason I remember almost everything and all the words you said to me have been playing over and over in my head.” Jason cringed.

“Billy I care about you so much. If I lost you again, I would hate myself. I couldn’t lead this team without you. Ever since I met you in detention I just knew that for some strange reason, I just had to protect you in any way that I could.”

“But Jason I’m not a little kid anymore.”

“Billy I get that, trust me I do but that’s not the point. I felt like I had to be there for you, like I had to be with you, somehow someway. Zordon advised us to not engage in relationships with each other once he realized how much I liked you and how much Kim liked Trini, but I didn’t listen. I couldn’t listen because you mean the world to me Billy. I was angry, yes, I said some really hurtful things, yes, but was it because I was mad at you? No, it was because I need you to be safe, you just have to be, because if you aren’t, I couldn’t be a ranger. Hell, I wouldn’t even want to go to school! Billy I have nightmares, fucking nightmares of when Rita killed you and I would do anything to make it not happen again, even if that means I lose you as a friend… Billy I am so sorry…” It wasn’t long before tears started to stream down both of their faces. Billy looked down.

"I don’t want to lose you Jason. Not as a friend, not as anything. I don’t want you to be mad at me…” Jason shook his head.

“I shouldn’t have gotten so mad. What you did was brave, I overreacted. I’m really sorry.” Billy grabbed Jason tightly and hugged him.

“Jason, I’m sorry too. I didn’t know I’m so sorry. I wasn’t thinking I should have screamed out for your help or something. Not speaking to you for so long made me so upset, I just wanted to talk to you again.”

“Me too. I missed your long texts about Spider-Man.” Billy laughed.

“I missed you walking me to classes. I missed sitting next to you at lunch.“ Jason tightened his grip on Billy. "Jason promise me that if we ever get upset with each other, we will try to talk and not scream and get mad at each other. You promise?”

“I promise I’ll try. I promise.” They pulled away. Billy placed a light kiss to Jason’s lips.

“I missed that too.” Jason smiled and kissed him back.

“So did I.”

“Told you! You owe me five bucks.” Jason and Billy turned to see the other rangers smiling. Trini held her hand out to Kimberly, expecting her money.

“No way! I didn’t say they wouldn’t make out, I just said that it would take them a minute.”

“You’re totally lying.”

“Um guys? Can you like, leave? We’re kind of in the middle of something here.” Jason said. Billy laughed and hugged the red ranger even tighter, burying his face into his chest from embarrassment.

“Nah. This is too cute to watch.” Zack responded.

“Come on let’s leave them alone.” Kimberly grabbed her girlfriend and walked back to the pit. “You too Zack.” Zack groaned and followed the girls.

“You know they’re really annoying sometimes.” Jason said quietly. Billy nodded.

“Yeah, but we love them anyway.” Jason laughed and hugged Billy once more.

“We should probably go train before Zordon gets pissed.”

“Agreed.”

The Right Partner. Pt 2/?

Series Summary: You’re in a tough spot with your boyfriend, but a random Disney duet with your neighbor may have been exactly what you needed to distract yourself. Now to see if you can take the heat that follows.

Warnings: Cheating? / light swearing / BUT ALL OF THE FLUFF

word count: 1,707

Part One

You were a deer in the headlights. Rick stood on the other side of the doorway, a small bouquet of your favorite flowers in his hands and an innocent smile on his face.
“Rick?” You remained still in the door, not letting him inside. Rick was a radio personality, but not because he didn’t have the looks for television. He had done a few commercials and stuff, but he preferred talking on the air instead of following a strict script. He was about as tall as Chris: dark hair and beard with bright green eyes. It was a genetic phenomenon. You realized that you apparently had a type. He was leaner than Chris though. Strong, but didn’t bulk like Chris. Rick looked you over, noticing that you weren’t dressed for breakfast and didn’t look like you had much sleep.
“You - uh - You forget about our breakfast date?”
“Um…” You furrowed your brow and shook your head. Was he really here playing nice after what happened? He obviously didn’t know that you knew about the red head at the bar. “No, I didn’t forget. Sorry,” you stepped to the side, “Come on in.”
Chris stayed on the balcony, unsure if you were coming back or not. He could now hear your voice and as you got closer to the open balcony door, he heard you clearly. He winced as he eavesdropped; he knew better. But, he wanted to make sure everything was okay. He leaned across the railing to hear you.

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Missing (Part One)

note: this is part 1 of (some number i havent picked yet)!

pairing: thomas jefferson x reader

word count: 1700

warnings: lots of swearing, sex mention, more swearing, kidnapping mention, teasing

summary: alexander hamilton has gone missing, and you had spent an entire week trying to decipher what happened when a familiar face showed up on your doorstep, suggesting the two of you work together to find out where he has gone. 

a/n: i really, really hope you like this fic. enjoy! <3


Part One – November 8th, 5:05 pm

Alexander Hamilton had been missing for one week.

On October the 31st, he was supposed to be at Elizabeth Schuyler’s Halloween party. Yes, they had broken up two weeks previous, but he still intended on going. For his friends, maybe to see Angelica, who he had been close with for a long time and hadn’t spoken with since the break-up, but also just to… take a break. Relax from his writing; get his mind off of things. Except he hadn’t shown up. When his best friend, John Laurens, went back to their apartment to try and see if Alexander had fallen asleep, it turned out that he was missing. His keys, phone, and wallet were still sitting on his bedside table, the computer was still on, and the only thing wrong about the scene was that his desk chair had been knocked over. As if a powerful force had moved it – or removed someone from it.

The next two weeks had flown by in a flurry of police interviews (and fights with the police), moving John to Lafayette and Hercules’s apartment, and tears. Lots and lots of tears; from Eliza, from Peggy, from Alexander’s close friends themselves – hell, even Aaron Burr, Alexander’s childhood friend and also enemy, shed a couple of tears. George Washington had been furious to know that his adopted son had been kidnapped, and actually shoved a police officer who wasn’t answering his questions down to the ground in rage, and James Madison even found himself missing the infuriating ponytail-clad man.

You hadn’t heard from Thomas Jefferson until now.

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Improvise

-SNOWBAZ-

Drabble written for the @carryon-countdown prompt: Fifth Year

Summary: That moment in fifth year.

Word count: 215

SIMON

“You were staring at me all day long. At class, during lunch, in the corridors… Tell me, Baz, what are you plotting?” I grab him by his shoulders and force him to look at me. Let’s end with this once and for all.

BAZ

He has me by my shoulders and I can feel his breath on my face. And his blood pumping. It would be so easy to bite him right now. Or kiss him.

SIMON

He doesn’t answer but looks at me funny. I want to know what he’s thinking. I want to know what he’s going to do.

BAZ

I don’t know what I’m going to do. Kiss him? Kill him? Improvise?

SIMON

His eyes are fixed on my neck. Is he going to bite me?

BAZ

I go for a kiss.

SIMON

He’s going to bite me.

BAZ

Snow steps away before my mouth reaches his and pushes me.

“I won’t let you bite me,” he says.

I do the only thing I can think of. I punch him. And he falls. All the way down the stairs. 

I watch at his boater flying down and think about what would have happened if he hadn’t stepped away. If I had kissed him. 

Maybe I’ll have more luck next time.

-FIN-

Like mother, like daughter II

anon ask: Is there gonna be a part 2 for the Emma imagine? It’s really good and I really want more of it.

warning: none

part 1- part 2

I don’t own any of these gifs



It’s been a few weeks since your last fight with Emma. Since then you haven’t talked to her, only for important things and if it was completely necessary. Emma tried more than once to talk to you but you just ignore her. She was losing hope, maybe you really didn’t need her at all, maybe she should just deal with the fact that you didn’t want a mother, that she was dead for you.

Henry saw one of her mothers very sad these past days, and he was getting tired of it, he knew that it was for you. He didn’t know why you were being so hard on her Emma, but he also didn’t know what it’s like to live in an orphan. Mary Margaret and David were also getting tired of seeing her daughter so sad, so they tried to talk to you. Keyword tried, you just ignore them or just walk away the moment they appear next to you. Emma saw this and got even worst, but she wasn’t going to give up, at least not yet.

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Training Session

Request: Hi can you write an imagine where Eric decides to train you really hard because you are unfit and not too good? And he wants to push you to your breaking point so he is being an absolute dick and really mean? Thank you +

Could you do a more in depth imagine with a fighting match with Eric turned makeout session once he has the reader pinned? Thank you and love your writing!


Eric’s screams were ringing inside your head as you run your rounds along the room. You head trained the entire day even though it was your free-time.

He hadn’t been completely wrong with his complains, you weren’t that fit and you surely weren’t the best fighter out there. You never had been and you probably never would cause you spent most of your days, patrolling around the wall. Nothing ever happened out there. It probably was one of the most boring jobs you could get in dauntless. You were okay with it, maybe it was a bit boring but you had your piece. That was until Eric decided you suddenly had to get better.



„Hurry up a bit or did you fall asleep?“

„As you can see…“ You stutter, out of breath from all the running, „I am still moving, so I’m not asleep.“

„Sorry I couldn’t really tell by the pace you were going at.“ He replies sarcastically.

„God you’re such a dick.“

„What was that?“

„I said…“ You probably were too tired but there really wasn’t a good answer you could think of, „I…need a lick.“ Yes way to go, a brilliant answer.

„How about you go and lick the ground after you ran another 10 rounds.“ He says, a little smirk on his face.

„You’re kidding right? I can’t.“

„Yes you can or you’ll find yourself unemployed very soon.“

„I can’t believe this….“



You were practically dead after you finished but lucky for you, you got a 5 minutes break before Eric was going to continue. No matter how tired you were, you looked forward to it a bit. There was no way you’d ever beat him in a sparring match, let alone in the condition you were right now but maybe you could give him a good punch at least. That was all you wanted and he sure deserved it.

„Alright get up here.“

„With pleasure.“



Most of the time the only thing you did was try to avoid getting hit, which worked for a while. Maybe you weren’t really strong but you were quick, if you can’t win by pure strength just wait till your opponent doesn’t have any left at all. Though Eric had more than enough strength left and you were pretty sure he’d manage to knock you out in the next few minutes no matter how good your reflexes were.

You had tried to punch him but every time you were the one taking a blow instead, so you had stopped.

Your concentration was getting and eventually you felt a fist hitting your face and fell back down to the ground. When you tried to move up again Eric was above you, pinning you down onto the mat.

„You won, what a surprise. Happy now?“

„No not yet.“

He leans down, his lips crashing onto yours so quickly, you don’t even know what’s going on for a moment. When you realize what he’s doing, you start to kiss him back. You weren’t sure why, you just did.

He let go of your arms and you bring them around his neck, pulling him down and closer to you. Whatever was going on, it was great. Certainly better than this hellish training.

You can feel his tongue inside your mouth and buckle up your hips a bit. Eric moves his hands under your lower back and flips your around, so you’re sitting on top of him.

„Enjoying your training?“

„Very much.“

THINGS SAID ON SKYPE TODAY #2 sentence starters

❛ he makes a good enemy. ❜
❛ it feels good always having you by my side. ❜
❛ i knew you could do it! ❜
❛ that’s one hell of a pretty lady. ❜
❛ i don’t blame you. ❜
❛ i thought it was a chick at first! ❜
❛ let’s cross our fingers. ❜
❛ he’s usually really kind. ❜
❛ i’m going to try be optimistic. ❜
❛ may i suggest taking a deep breath in addition to that? ❜
❛ i punched it and got it to work. ❜
❛ the app crashed three times, and i tossed it to the floor. ❜
❛ i took a shot and found a piece of chocolate. ❜
❛ i just wish i could help you better. ❜
❛ i’m all here to listen to your babbling and frustration ❜ 
❛ he has probably used it more than you too. ❜
❛ he has a boyfriend! ❜
❛ i hope it’s okay. ❜ 
❛ i’m here debating whether i want coffee or not now. ❜
❛ just try to relax a little even if it seems impossible. ❜
❛ this coffee is warmer than my heart right now. ❜
❛ work can make one do crazy things. ❜
❛ how are you still alive? ❜
❛ even i am feeling shame now! ❜
❛ how can a human being be so annoying? ❜  
❛ brilliant! ❜
❛ don’t leave me to my doom! ❜
❛ shoot, you’re right. ❜
❛ be careful, young one. ❜ 
❛ he loves family gatherings. ❜
❛ she’s no pest! ❜
❛ good start on a date! ❜
❛ it’s a big puppy! ❜
❛ look at that smile! ❜
❛ may his soul burn forever in hell. ❜
❛ can you get a blanket? ❜
❛ it’s fucking freezing! ❜
❛ damn that’s early. ❜
❛ what will your mother say about this? ❜
❛ she’s my darling now. ❜
❛ maybe you could use him? ❜
❛ kinda have to pee. ❜
❛ just get some sleep. ❜
❛ i want to be insulted, but know it’s true. ❜
❛ i don’t want to kill a seal, what the fuck is wrong with you!? ❜
❛ i wish it was a lie. ❜
❛ she likes fish, what the heck. ❜