i want to punch all of your

anonymous asked:

Just read your Ford-and-12-year-old-Molly-both-fall-through-the-portal au drabble thing, and I'm curious: when Stan gets the portal up and running, does he end up punching Ford instead of the other way round? What is their reunion like in general? How quickly does Stan forgive Ford, if at all? How is Molly's relationship with both her father and uncle changed by growing up traveling with Ford? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND THAT DRABBLE AND ART WAS SOME GOOD HEARTBREAKING ANGST THANK/CURSE YOU

The first thing Stan does when Ford and Molly come through the Portal is hug Molly. Ford hangs back and lets them, when Stan’s done greeting his daughter he does turn on Stan, but Molly’s stops him and there is no fight.

Instead of Ford saying he needs to leave in the Hallway they have a fight about how Stan missed out on seeing his daughters whole life, and Ford throws back that if Stanley hadn’t tackled him like an animal and thought things through first Molly never would have fallen through. Things sort of disperse out of that and they pretty much just avoid each other and fail to talk.

Instead of demanding a thank you at the circle, he demands a sorry, and than the finale continues as usual. The big difference is that Molly suggests she takes the memory gun, but Stan says no to that and does it himself.

Molly still loves her father very much, but she was seven when she last saw him and doesn’t really know him anymore, though she wants to. Until the finale hits there is lots of awkward situations that don’t go anywhere. She hangs around Ford more because they’ve been around each other all the time for the last thirty years, and all the little in jokes and asides they have drives Stan crazy. He mocks those situations a lot because he is jealous. 

Once he loses his memories and starts regaining them, all three of them decide to go on the Stan-of-War together, and it gives Molly some much needed time to reconnect with her father and get to know him again. Afterwards she quickly gets her GED and a degree in Botany, ending up with her phd in roughly the same time That Ford got his.

I Said I Love You

Notes- Kyle takes you out for breakfast early in the morning and shares how he feels with you.

Words- 528 (Kind of short)

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Your fingers were intertwined with Kyle’s as you walked down the sidewalk. Kyle had spent the night with you and woke you up early asking if you wanted to go get some breakfast with him. Of course you agreed to go. You were letting him lead you around seeing as you were still half asleep. “So what are you in the mood for today,” Kyle sweetly asked you.

 “I’m fine with anything as long as it’s food.”

“Well, that just knocked out all of my options.” You punched in the arm as both of you laughed at his dumb little joke. You decided to eat at a small cafe with outdoor seating.  You picked a table where you had a perfect view of everything going on around you. A waiter brought menus, two mugs, and a coffee pot to your table and dashed back inside the restaurant. “ Coffee is the best part about going out to eat,” you stated as you poured the dark liquid into your cup. 

“I knew you’d say that.”


“Coffee is on of your favorite things, second to me of course.”

“I’m glad you think so,” you jokingly responded.Kyle placed a hand on his chest, “Ow, I think you just broke my heart and crushed my soul.” You couldn’t help but laugh at Kyle. He was adorable and always wanted to have a good time. He’s very seldom in a bad mood.  The waiter walked back to your table and pulled out his small notebook, “What can I get both of you today?”

“ I want pancakes and bacon,” you said to the waiter.The waiter glanced at Kyle,” Biscuits and gravy, please,” Kyle said.The waiter walked away stopping at another table before going to put your order in. 

“Is there anything you want to do after we eat?”

“There’s nothing I can think of,” you said,”but I’m sure we could find something.”

“We could go stare at a wall together.”

“That we could.”You slid your hand across the table, letting Kyle take it. He began to play with your fingers. You felt your phone vibrate, so with your free hand you pulled it out and looked at the message. It was your mother asking what you were doing today. As you started typing a response, you heard Kyle say something but weren’t pay close enough attention to make out what it was. “What’d you say,” you asked as you sent the text.“ I said I love you.”

“ I love you too.” 

 “Good because if you didn’t that would have been embarrassing,” Kyle flashed his dimples when he finished talking. You hadn’t been dating long, but  you really did love Kyle. He was sweet and funny and always tried to make you happy. You hoped that you made him feel the same way. When your food arrived you both scarfed it down without any hesitation. Kyle paid for your food and you both got up to leave. 

As you began to walk down the street Kyle said with a giggle,”So which wall are we going to go stare at.” You shook your head and kiss him on the cheek.

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Rest in Peace, Sir

I got to clinic early today. Shortly before 6:30am. I wanted to look up the list of patients on Epic. Since I visit you whenever my preceptor is in-house, I punched your name into the little gray box.

Then a pink box came up:
“You are opening the record of a deceased patient. Do you want to precede?”

Sitting alone at the workstations, I read the words again.


We all knew you had been struggling. You had been in critical care since before all the big holidays. Kidney failure, liver failure, lung disease, pancreatitis, gallbladder disease, etc.

When I first started visiting you a few months ago, I was overwhelmed by the number of conditions on your problem list. 

I asked my preceptor, “What will it take to get Mr. Smith home?”

My preceptor looked at me for a long time.
I don’t remember him answering that question.


I was going to ask you about your morning.
About how much sleep you got last night.
Whether your abdomen still hurts.
Apologize before shining my penlight in your eyes.
And then apologize profusely again afterward.
Ask, “On a scale from fingerstick to lumbar puncture, how annoying am I right now?”


Then you would smile.
Make a show of rolling your eyes. 
The only part of your body that didn’t hurt.
Gesture toward your trach.
And then point to the sink.
Your way of asking for water.


Despite all the medical problems you had, your heart stayed strong through it all. Last time I read your EKG, I ran into your room and told you that it looked great. Do you remember that? It was the day that I accidentally called you “Dr. Smith” instead of “Mr. Smith.”

The resident thought it was funny.
You thought it was very funny.
Scared me half to death when you started laughing with that trach in place.

Anyway, Mr. Smith, I wanted to tell you something.

As a patient in a busy unit, it’s easy to feel lost in the mix.
To feel like a blip on the radar.

But I want you to know something.

Since the first day that we met, you were the first person I visited every morning.
Every single day, you were the very first patient I wanted to see.
Even on days that I was on outpatient, I’d ask my preceptor, “Are you seeing Mr. Smith today? How is he doing?”
Because you mattered to me.

Rest in peace, sir. 

You will be missed.

anonymous asked:

Could I have a scenario with Rin, Sousuke, Makoto, Rei and Seijirou (idk if I spelled that right) where they get into an argument with their short probs sassy gf and sort things out at the end? Thank you! Your writing is amazing ^^

Thank you! 


Rin: Honestly, I can see him as the type of guy who’d laugh at his short girlfriend whenever she’s angry (because he mostly thinks she’s cute when she’s like that, no matter how heavy their argument is about) She’d shove him aside, leave the room and he would sigh. He knew he had to give her what she wants later if he wants to make up with her. 

Sousuke: Okay, but I can imagine him being repeatedly punched by her, but he effortlessly blocks all of her attacks, much to her frustration. He wouldn’t even let a lot of time to pass by before he fixes things and makes her feel better. 

Makoto: He would repeatedly apologize (even if it’s his fault) just to sort things out with her. He doesn’t like arguing with his girlfriend, so he always does his best to not prolong their argument so as not to make it worst. 

Seijuurou: (TBH, IDK if I spelled it right too) He’s not the type who takes arguments or fights too seriously, so he’d be the first one who’d try to say sorry and fix things between the two of them. Of course, if she still says no, he’d give her some time off to cool her head, maybe even sneaking a few favorite treats of hers so she’d quickly make her mind up. 


It’ll all work out in the end, I won’t leave your side

BTS Reaction to Another Guy Asking Their S/O to be Theirs

Request: May I request a BTS reaction to another guy asking their significant other to be theirs or confronting them? Thank you!

Note: REVAMPED. *Credit to gif owners*

Jin ➳ “Who do you think I am?” Jin spat. All he wanted to do was have a nice dinner with the love of his life, but some dumb ass decides to interrupt your date and ask you for your number.

“Her brother?” The guy feigned innocence, and Jin’s eyebrow twitched.

He tried his hardest not to punch that guy’s face in.

Originally posted by beagletae

Suga  “Just leave his ass and come with me, mamasita.”

Yoongi was pissed. This man had the audacity to interrupt your date together to ask you out, and nonetheless, tell you to leave him. HA! As if that guy had a chance, and even if you did want to go with that man, Yoongi wouldn’t let you.

“I’ll give you five seconds to leave before I lose my cool.”

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J-Hope ➳ Hoseok was shocked to say the least. He felt you hold onto his hand tighter when the man kept pestering you, to leave Hoseok behind and to go with him. “C'mon, you’ll have a great time with me, sweet cheeks!” The man insisted, smirking. Hoseok squeezed your hand before puckering his lips, nearing the man close enough for it to be considered, popping his bubble.

“If you want some of her then I suppose you want some of me, too. Sharing is caring, you know.”

Originally posted by nekosshi

RapMonster  You both were trying to catch your breath, plastered on a bench at the amusement park when a teenage boy, a little younger than you, asked you to ride rollercoasters with him; that he’d protect you better than Namjoon ever could. Namjoon looked back to you, and teasingly said, “If you wanna go, you can. I’ll kill him if he does something though.” He inwardly laughed, he’d have to be dead before he would actually let you go.

You thought about it before saying, “Nah, I’d rather be with you.”

Originally posted by forjimin

Jimin ➳ Jimin was holding your hand, walking downtown until a teenager who thought he was funny, grabbed your hand and pulled you from Jimin, laughing. “Hey baby, come with me and leave the lil munchkin.”

Jimin was furious, not only did he take you away but he also dissed him. He grabbed the boy and slammed him against the nearest building before growling, “back the fuck off.”

Originally posted by kths

V When you two were walking down the beach one starry night, he was about to kiss you until a guy, a little younger than him came and said, “Leave this fool and come with me, I’ll give you a reason to smile for while you have me between your legs all night.” Taehyung’s mood instantly darkened, he slowly stared from the ground and into the man’s eyes, mentally telling him that if he didn’t leave in the next few seconds, he wouldn’t be able to see light ever again. The guy walked away and you had chills running down your spine.

Originally posted by ygnj

Jungkook ➳ His eyes narrowed while they scrutinized the man who was staring at you from afar as if he was contemplating and having an inner turmoil in his head on whether he should ask you out or not. The moment he sees a smile stretch across the man’s lips, beginning to walk towards you with obvious intent, Jungkook instantly pushed the man away while smiling at you. Jungkook didn’t even give him a chance. “Let’s watch movies at home!” Jungkook exclaimed, hoping you didn’t just see him bypass that happy young man that almost tried to make a move on you like he was nothing.

Originally posted by dammithoshi

Stucky Sleeping Positions - 3. The “I’ve-got-your-back-position” (aka post mission cuddles)

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Cooking Prompts

- You don’t know how to cook more than ramen so I’m trying to teach you but all you have to eat is ramen and a single carrot. How are you alive?

- I needed you to go grocery shopping for me because I love to cook but you have no clue what you’re doing. Also, how do you not know what a radish is? Have you been living under a rock or?

- You are an amazing cook and just watched me eat microwave popcorn for all 3 meals today and I think you’re going to punch me.

- You just made what you think is a really easy dish but I’m actually crying at how good it is. No, I’m fine, I’m just in love with your cooking so much. Please, will you make me more food in the future?

- For my birthday you bought me 3 different cookbooks and I get the hint. You want me to actually make food for once. But dude, it’s hard and takes time to do that.

- We’ve stayed home all day so neither of us have changed but when you started cooking you put on an apron. Now I just realized you are in fact naked wearing a apron and wow you just made cooking sexy.

- “I tried to make you a birthday cake but it completely flopped so now your cake is just a plate of marshmallows. I’m sorry.”

- “I forgot that you’re allergic to (insert food) and I accidentally put some in your meal. Now our dinner date is spent at the hospital.”

- “We’re trying to cook a nice meal together but I’m really clumsy so I dropped everything on the ground. So now we’re eating pizza and watching movies together.”

Signs as Captain America: Civil War Quotes

Aries: Move, Captain. I will not ask a second time.

Taurus: I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.

Gemini: That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.

Cancer: I just want to be sure you’ve considered all our options. Because people who shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me too.

Leo: You know what’s about to happen, do you wanna punch your way out of this?

Virgo: Look, man, I know you know a lot of super people so… thinks for thanking of me.

Libra: It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.

Scorpio: Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth.

Sagittarius: I said I’d help you find them, not catch them. There’s a difference.

Capricorn: I’m sorry Tony, you know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice. But he’s my friend.

Aquarius: Mission Report: December 16th, 1991.

Pisces: So was I.

Everything you (n)ever wanted to know about archery

Originally posted by disneypixar

Don’t watch Lord of the Rings, the Hunger Games, or Avatar. At least, not for the archery. Hollywood is stock full of misinformation and misrepresentation about archery. Sadly, not a lot of writers have the opportunity to really delve into the practice. So here is my all you wanted to know primer from how bows are constructed, to lining up and releasing the shot, to treating your friend’s nasty broadhead wound.

Edit: expanded the debunking section. 

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i usually try not to talk too much on this blog and to let y’all enjoy the comic thru your own perspectives, without my input, but i just wanted to take a moment to appreciate all of you for being so wonderful. 

i’ve been simultaneously looking forward to and dreading this scene for ages – looking forward to it because it is such a moment of tension and pain that i think rarely, if ever, is addressed in fiction, dreading it because of how painful these moments are for the friends who helped me write percy, for the readers out there who know what percy is going through and feel it like a punch to the gut, for anyone who has been in this position, who has experienced this. 

to all of you, my heart is with you and i hope in some small way my comic can help. i’m not sure if it can but i hope it does.

i also want to say thank you to everyone who has been so kind and understanding, both towards me and other readers. overwhelmingly the fans of monster pop! are part of the LGBTQIA community, overwhelmingly y’all know what this shit is like because we live in it every day, but there are still people who don’t know and you all have been tremendously kind and helpful towards them and towards me and i really, really appreciate it.

i know this was a difficult scene for many of you; thank you for sticking with me and for supporting this comic.

Mulan Starters:

“Punch him. It’s how men say hello.”

“Uh, I got a name. …And it’s a boy’s name, too.”

“Who knew you’d end up shaming him and disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends…?”

“Hey, get out of there! You’re gonna make people sick!”

“Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”

“I never want to see a naked man again.”

“I ain’t biting no more butts.”

“I was just washing, so now I’m clean, and I’m gonna go. Bye-bye!”

“Sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill somethin’!”

“I’m travel-size for your convenience.”

“Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?”

“If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart.”

“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”

“You know, we have to work on your people skills.”

“Play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

“Who spit in her bean curd?”

“They popped out of the snow like daisies!”

“You don’t belong here, [NAME]. Go home.”

“The only girl who’d love him is his mother.”

“Our little baby’s all grown up and saving China.”

Story time

yesterday me and my friend were singing “paparazzi” by lady gaga but every time she said “papa-paparazzi” we sang “pUNCH A, PUNCH A NAZI” at the top of our lungs and we also ad-libbed many lyrics to fit such as instead of “promise i’ll be kind/but i won’t stop until that boy is mine” we said “i hate alt-right men/i want to punch you and your nazi friends” and then our other friend who lives next door poked their head out the window and said “i’ve been listening to you guys all morning and i’m so happy” and it was a good time and i think Gaga would have wanted it that way

Want to be antifascist but can't/don't want to fight?

Well I’ve got good news for you. Protests need all the medics they can get. Take some first aid courses with the Red Cross. Get some first aid kits together. Learn how to treat burns, cuts, bludgeoning and tear gas. In this new presidency, protestors might be arrested simply for their presence, they might not be able to go to hospitals. And in that case your fellow Americans will need treatment. You don’t have to punch a nazi to help in the fight against them, you can still help heal your fellow citizens in their fight. It’s not a weak option to take, its just as needed.

All I ever wanted was someone
to be patient with me: sit by me with
a glass of water and slowly pour it
over my flame, carefully, uncertainly.

All I ever wanted was someone
who would let me punch a wall when
I am angry, someone who would wipe
my tears but never tell me to stop crying;
all I wanted was someone who would
let me have emotions and disagree
when I say I am overreacting–

and yet, I have trouble being patient
when someone turns to me with a flame
brighter than mine is, when every word
I say is ignored to the point where
I have to question if I am whispering,
and being patient is hard, especially
when you do not know if you are helping,
but baby, never lose your will to try–

and never settle. Because life is not
about asking for less, it is about giving more.

—  Patience
AFTG Character Song Quotes

Neil- “I won’t run away this time, until you show me what this life is for”

Andrew- “In it for the game, a wild thing to tame”

Kevin- “I need you to free me, it’s a prison inside my mind”

Aaron- “We grow apart, just to be on our own”

Nicky- “And I can’t change, even if I wanted to”

 Dan- “And we swore on that day, that it will never fall apart” 

Matt- “I used to recognize myself in the mirror, funny how reflections change”

Renee- “But we all lift each other up, learned to fight the demons off”

Allison- “If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch”

Seth- “Promise me a place in your house of memories”

Bonus Round:

Riko- “I put a bullet where I should’ve put a helmet”

He asked me if I’d go back if I could, if I’d do it all again, with his forehead pressed to mine, with his tears sliding down my cheeks. “Yes,” I said and his body shook with every unsteady rise and fall of his chest. Sympathy and pity alike tore at my heart. He still saw the good in me. He always would, no matter how many times my words hit him like a punch to the jaw, like a knife to the throat. No matter how many times I’d change my mind. He’d never understood that I didn’t want to stay. That I wasn’t one to stay.
“The only reason why I’d do it again is because it made me who I am today. The nights I spent lying awake, tossing and turning. The times I debated whether or not to call you. That hollow feeling in my chest when it was over all of a sudden. Leaving you on your doorstep with tears in your eyes hurt me as much as it hurt you.” But I don’t know how to be different, I added in my head, I don’t know how to stop running. I took a step away from him and wiped his tears from my cheeks. Then I did what I did best. I ran.
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