i want to pinch them all over

Hi, I'm new to witchcraft. Where do I begin?

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen an ask like this pop into my inbox and it’s gotten to the point where I’m not going to bother answering them anymore because I say the same damn things over and over.

I CANNOT TELL YOU WHERE TO BEGIN.

THAT IS COMPLETELY UP TO YOU.

FOLLOW YOUR INTERESTS AND BE PREPARED TO RESEARCH YOUR ASS OFF. PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT IS A LOT OF HARD WORK SO BE PREPARED TO PUT IN THE TIME.

LEARN TO DISCERN RELIABLE SOURCES OF INFORMATION FROM UNRELIABLE SOURCES.

TAKE ALL OCCULT INFORMATION YOU FIND WITH A PINCH OF SALT. JUST BECAUSE A SOURCE OF INFO ISN’T EVEN RELIABLY WITCHY DOESN’T MEAN IT CANT HELP YOU.

IF YOU FIND A SPELL YOU WANT TO TRY - RESEARCH THE COMPONENTS AND ASK YOURSELF “Why is ______ in this spell?” AND “Why is the spell structured like this?”

THEN TRY THE SPELL OR ADJUST IT TO SUIT YOUR PURPOSE.

IF IT WORKS - GREAT. IF IT DOESN’T - TRY AND FIND OUT WHY IT DIDN’T WORK.

WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

AND THEN EVERY FEW MONTHS GO OVER WHAT YOU WROTE AND MAKE REVISIONS/NOTES/CHANGES.

CONGRATS ~ YOU’RE A WITCH.

Reminder: Becoming ‘GOOD’ at witchcraft doesn’t happen over night. For some it takes months and for some it takes years. Being a witch (in my opinion) is the work of a lifetime - you keep learning new things and evolving your practice.

I also have my witchling and witchlings tags (witchling is a term used to refer to young or new witches) which are both full of resources for new witches: http://stormbornwitch.tumblr.com/tagged/witchling
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Short little sick fic for philkas week day one. I know we had one already but I started this a couple days ago and just finished it and figured I’d post it anyway. Enjoy!

Rating: G
Words: 1661
Prompt: Domestic

“I don’t like leaving you alone like this,” Helen says, standing in the doorway. Philip meets Gabe’s eyes and it’s clear he knows, too clear, but neither one of them say anything.

Philip’s head feels like it’s two times its normal size and he can’t breathe through his nose anymore at all. Every time he swallows there’s a terrible, thick pinch at the back of his throat and all he wants to do is sleep and not wake up until he doesn’t feel like this anymore. But Lukas’s text is looming at the forefront of his thoughts, where the headache is beating painfully. I’m coming over to take care of you. It isn’t exactly like they’re planning on doing anything, like Gabe might be thinking. Philip isn’t even sure he’d be capable of moving, let alone anything else.

“I’ll be okay,” Philip says, shifting against his pillow and breathing a little hard through his mouth. “I’m probably just gonna pass out.”

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It’s December 1st, and I feel like I want to talk about my firsts, and lasts. It’s the last month of the year. The end is about to be here, but I’d face it all calmly knowing I got you, and honestly, that’s all I need. Something about this month saddens me in a way even though it only brings a lot of holidays. Perhaps because I’ll be spending all of them away from you. I’m over here counting the ways I can get to you, wishing that maybe it was not as hard as this to get a pinch of time to have you near. You’re there, on the other side of all my countless daydreams, and cycles of distance mocking us with numbers that never end to separate our hands from touching, our lips from kissing.

But don’t worry. Always remind your heart with gentle pats of the back of your hand that it will become easier. There is a price to pay; there is something we will get out of this. I’m still paying it with the empty side of this bed, nights when I’m a chaos, and breathing in, hard, every single time I’m clouded with hopeless thoughts, and nightmares just to make it through one more day to see if tomorrow things are going to be okay.

—  you // s.c
EXO when you snuggle with them while you're asleep

Anon said: Heya :) how would exo react to your unconscious snuggling up to them? ^^

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Suho: I’m down

Baekhyun: *treats you like a little puppy while obsessing over how cute you are*

Chanyeol: What’s she doing?

Chen: Well hey there…

D.O: *enjoys it more than he probably should*

Kai: Aish, now what do I do with her?

Kris: *all he wants to do is pinch your cheeks tbh*

Lay: How did I get so lucky? 

Luhan: Just look at her, she is so perfect. How could she possibly choose me out of all the other guys out there?

Xiumin: Ok that’s cute but what if I had some other stuff planned?

Tao: *kiss kiss*

Sehun: *blushing hard af*

Evil Be Gone Loose Incense Blend 

This incense blend is ideal for eliminating stubborn and unwanted (Malevolent) energy's from a home, or space. Ideally, You would want to do two things with this blend. 

One, Burn it on Charcoal. 

Two, Make small sachets with it and place them all over your home. 

And lastly, Once the charcoal has been burned through, Combine the cooled ash with brick dust And use it to create a protective circle around the perimeter of your home.

Heres what I use in my blend

  • Shaved Palo Santo 
  • Crushed Cloves 
  • Crushed  Frankincense
  • Crushed Myrrh 
  • Dragons Blood Resin Powder 
  • Crushed White Sage 
  • Angelica Root 
  • Lemongrass 
  • Juniper Thorns 
  • A pinch of Snake Sheds
  • Garlic Skins


Together all of these ingredients work together to eliminate all negative energy’s, Balance the energy field, And promote a protective space. 

Headcanons: Mornings
  • Everyone assumes that Remus is a morning person, but that is the farthest thing from the truth.
  • He can’t  s t a n d  mornings, especially over winter when it’s cold because let’s be real here, who wants to get out of a nice soft bed where you get warm snuggles and soft kisses from a certain little star prince? Not this swearwolf.
  • Like, don’t even look at him unless you’re Sirius Orion Black or he’s had his morning cuppa.
  • Three sugars, a drop of milk, and a pinch of cinnamon if he’s feeling a bit more weary than usual, i.e., after a full moon.
  • Remus John Lupin is the latest sleeper of the Marauders, and probably everyone in Gryffindor house.
  • More like everyone at Hogwarts.
  • It takes the combined effort of Sirius bribing him with chocolate and kisses, Peter warning them all they’re going to be late for class, and James threatening to dump ink all over his Potions homework.
  • “Prongs, I swear on all that is good and holy, you touch that parchment, I will break your fucking skull.”
  • Remus the swearwolf doesn’t do mornings and no one will tell me otherwise.

Have you felt that sudden extreme sadness where you want to grab someone or anyone and hug them so tight and cry out loud? But you end up being all alone in your room crying silently while feeling those tiny sequence of pinch inside your chest because you are afraid to share the things that are making you miserable.

You are afraid to hear those
“oh, not him again,”
“I don’t wanna hear about those craps again,” or
“get it over with.”

You’re afraid that you might annoy them for sharing your burdens, they’re already carrying heavy burdens on their backs and you’re just making it heavier for sharing yours.

So, you just be your plain self. Smiling to each and everyone you passed by, saying that you’re always okay, and just listening to other people’s problems and shits. And when the night crawls, you’re gonna be laying on your bed just like a fetus and silently cry those aches away.

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Harry smiling at Joe.

I’m just imagining Wally having a conversation with Barry:

“Hey Wally, how did the Formula One go?”

“Yeah, it was okay but then Joe’s boyfriend showed up and it was super awkward.”

“…uh, whuh, his boyfriend?”

“Hey, I don’t judge, but what other guy shows up all friendly in the middle of the night and gets weird when he sees I’m there? Joe didn’t even introduce us, and it’s not like he has friends over a lot… I’m telling you. Dad date night.”

there’s seriously nothing more adorable than chubby justin like imagine dating him, he would be super cuddly and warm and soft like a comfy little pillow you could sleep on and you would like pinch his cute round cheeks because they’re so fluffy and call him a cutie and he would swat you away and be like ‘’i’m not a cutie, i’m a sexy man’’ and you would just smirk like ‘’of course you are’’ and smother kisses all over his adorable chubby cheeks and then you would pinch his sides and he would yelp and scowl at you and his face would just look even chubbier and you would just snuggle him again because you couldn’t deal with how cute he was and he would just give up and let you do whatever you wanted with his cheeks and you could never decide if you wanted to pinch them, kiss them or sit on his face because come on what a comfy place to sit on :))))

#chubbyjustinismykink

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