i want to marry you so bad

anonymous asked:

honestly i ship hamliza purely because eliza is lovely and wanted to be with alexander and loved him. she did deserve far better, but she also deserved who she loved, and she loved alexander. she DIDNT deserve to be alone.

Honestly, this is me too.

I want her to have who she loved and wanted. Like, that’s where my heart is.

I love her so much and so much more than I’ll ever love him.  But she wanted him, so he comes with her story.

And, also, you know, it’s interesting to find all the ways that he wasn’t this ultra terrible husband because I don’t want her to have put up with constant awful shit.  Did she have to put up with a lot? Yes!  But it was not all bad.  And she never described her marriage that way, and she had many years to reflect.  And I think it’s important to recognize that, too.  They were married for almost 24 years.  I don’t think either, at the end, were thinking of anything bad.  Instead, they were remembering that most of it was probably really fucking good.

I have remarked to you that I have had a double share of blessings

source.

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“Apparently Korean peeps who’ve ordered 707 cushion also received this ticket today. They got this separately as a surprise gift, but hope Cheritz will send the ticket with the cushion to international buyers :)
Based on their reivews, the paper is pretty thick and the surface is smooth like a real air plane ticket! XD”

(신윤경 on a MM facebook group - if you are the owner of the pictures, please send me a msg!)

Arranged Marriage Starters
  • "I can't believe I am marrying THEM."
  • "I want marry whoever I want!"
  • "You're not as bad as I imagined."
  • "No. NO! NO! NO! I am NOT getting married to YOU!"
  • "If you touch me I swear you will not live to regret it."
  • "This isn't quite what I expected."
  • "So... now what do we do?"
  • "I don't think I could have dreamed of anyone better."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "You want me to marry THEM?"
  • "You can't make me go through this."
  • "I want to marry for love, not because I have to."
  • "I don't want to marry them. I want to marry you."
  • "Take me away from this. I can't do this."
  • "Will I like them?"
  • "What do they look like?"
  • "You can't keep me prisoner like this!"
  • "I don't care about your precious alliance."
  • "This is strictly business."
  • "I will never love you."
  • "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying them..."
  • "I think I fell in love with you anyway."
  • "I would rather die."
  • "You can't make me love you."
  • "I love someone else!"
  • "Perhaps we can make this work."
  • "You're not my type."
  • "I'm nervous."
  • "I don't care if they like me or not."
  • "This is stupid. I don't want to do this."
  • "So you just sold me off to the highest bidder..."
  • "I can't believe how lucky I am."
  • "I paid a good price for you."
  • "You will have no children with me."
  • "So, we're doing this?"
  • "They are more magnificent than I could have possibly imagined."

I just saw a post about why someone thinks Kala is asexual, which don’t get me wrong would be great for representation and I definitely want to see that on TV, but the reasons they listed don’t strike me as asexual – they strike me as someone who’s been taught from a very young age sex is extremely taboo, and now suddenly it’s thrust in her face and she doesn’t know what to do. 

Desi culture can veer to the extremes sometimes, and sex is one of those topics. I bet a good chunk of us Desi kids can’t even recall our parents kissing in front of us. And we’re raised thinking sex is so bad and virginity is an important aspect of who you are, then suddenly, when it’s time to get married all bets are off. Like you don’t even say the word unless you want to get beat lol. From personal experience, my mom never gave me the talk and had me opt out of sex education – twice. And my mother’s reasoning? “We don’t talk about it like them.” 

Translation: We don’t educate our children because it’s embarrassing and *wrong* since it’ll give them the wrong idea, and we weren’t taught anything different, so we’ll just keep silent.

And this gets even worse for girls because of all the double standards. It’s just so frustrating to be constantly told sex is a horrible thing, then when it’s time to have multiple people say it’s your sworn duty to have sex with your husband. How can you have such a frank conversation about a topic you weren’t allowed to speak about? And how can you be that intimate with someone when it becomes a chore?

To me, Kala’s shyness and unwillingness to have sex with Rajan stems from her being utterly clueless on how to be that intimate with someone when she’s been taught it’s a taboo thing, and also her inexperience (which, again, comes from girls usually being told to stay virgins otherwise it’ll bring shame on the family). Wolfgang, on the other hand, is so open about it and it’s a major culture shock to Kala, which is why she gets hella embarrassed when he’s unafraid of owning his sexuality. 

No wonder she’s scared – if she doesn’t sleep with Rajan, he’ll think she doesn’t love him and their marriage is done. It’s a new world she has to navigate, and it’s difficult when there’s so much pressure from her family and husband. She’s feeling trapped because she is

So although I can see why people feel Kala is asexual, I think it’s also a combination of much deeper issues regarding society’s standards and her upbringing. Everyone’s experiences are different, but I think it’s important to keep these issues in mind when understanding why Kala doesn’t want to have sex with Rajan. 

*saeyoung’s kitchen 11:32pm*

mc: oh hi yoosung
yoosung: oh hey mc
mc:
mc: wait yoosung why are you here at this hour?
yoosung: what are YOU doing here mc?
mc: i was getting water. and i’m married to saeyoung.
yoosung: oh yeah
mc: don’t avoid the question
yoosung: I was playing jenga.
mc: jenga?
yoosung: with saeran.
mc: what?
yoosung: human jenga
mc: what does tha-
saeran: *yelling from the bedroom* YOOSUNG YOU LEFT YOUR PANTS HERE
yoosung: i have business to attend *runs away*
mc: ahh… i see

i want to draw this so bad haha

Jaehee's Bad Story End 3
  • Jaehee: I just want to be happy.
  • Zen: She's so strong, I'm glad we are friends now.
  • Seven: I helped her with her slides.
  • Jumin: Why is everyone siding with her?
  • Yoosung: I'm so jealous, I hope I can find happiness like her.
  • MC: WHAT IF SHE REGRETS IT THO
  • Everyone: ......
  • Jumin: (under his breath) Yeah.
  • MC: GOD JAEHEE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
  • Jaehee: But I lo-
  • MC: ZEN, MARRY ME
  • Zen: ... LOLOLOL-Wait, you're serious, right now? But Jae-
  • MC: WHAT IF I WERE JUMIN'S ASSISTANT.
  • Jaehee + Zen: No.....
  • Jumin: Wait... let her speak.
  • (Seven and Yoosung in the background struggle to try and reset the game)
So I was talking to a Muslim guy I know

Who was born and raised in the U.K., about consent, or rather the lack of it in Islam.

I asked him why his God thinks that a man is entitled to his wife’s body, even when she is unwilling.

His actual response was “consent was made up by the Jews to make Islam look bad.” Followed up by the classic “no rape in marriage”, because apparently that’s what you sign up for when you get married.

Feminists, if you want something valid to be outraged about, HERE IT IS.

sirius black giving people advice he has zero intention of following for himself is 100% canon and i feel like ppl miss this as a fic opportunity??

sirius: moony you really want to stop lending out your possessions if you’re this fussed about them coming back damaged
remus: you were the one who returned my jumper with a sleeve missing???
sirius: my point exactly. 

sirius: james, mate, you’ve got to listen to birds if you’ve any hope of wooing them.
james: mate, you’re gay.
james: and i’ve been married for two years.
sirius: your point?

sirius: pete, when you drink, bad things happen…
pete: yeah mate that was you who got trash and pissed on that pool table and got us kicked out, not me, so–
sirius: my point exactly. if you were more sober, you could’ve stopped me.

sirius: evans you really shouldn’t let your sister get to you, you know.
evans: didn’t you just punch your brother last week???
sirius: irrelevant

I’M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON BUT

God sent an angel. One of his least qualified, though. Fluent only in
Lemme get back to you. The angel sounded like me, early twenties,
unpaid interning. Proficient in fetching coffee, sending super
vague emails. It got so bad God personally had to speak to me.
This was annoying because I’m not a religious person. I thought
I’d made this clear to God by reading Harry Potter & not attending
church except for gay weddings. God did not listen to me. God is
not a good listener. I said Stop it please, I’ll give you wedding cake,
money, candy, marijuana. Go talk to married people, politicians,
children, reality TV stars. I’ll even set up a booth for you,
then everyone who wants to talk to you can do so
without the stuffy house of worship, the stuffier middlemen,
& the football blimps that accidentally intercept prayers
on their way to heaven. I’ll keep the booth decorations simple
but attractive: stickers of angels & cats, because I’m not religious
but didn’t people worship cats? Thing is, God couldn’t take a hint.
My doctor said to eat an apple every day. My best friend said to stop
sleeping with guys with messiah complexes. My mother said she is
pretty sure she had sex with my father so I can’t be some new
Asian Jesus. I tried to enrage God by saying things like When I asked
my mother about you, she was in the middle of making dinner
so she just said Too busy. I tried to confuse God by saying I am
a made-up dinosaur & a real dinosaur & who knows maybe
I love you, but then God ended up relating to me. God said I am
a good dinosaur but also sort of evil & sometimes loving no one.
It rained & we stayed inside. Played a few rounds of backgammon.
We used our indoor voices. It got so quiet I asked God
about the afterlife. Its existence, human continued existence.
He said Oh. That. Then sent his angel again. Who said Ummmmmmm.
I never heard from God or his rookie angel after that. I miss them.
Like creatures I made up or found in a book, then got to know a bit.

CHEN CHEN

hq propsals


daichi
: you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. pls let me spend the rest of my life with you

suga: your surname should be sugawara bc ur just as sweet as suga ;)

hinata: *taking a deep breath* *screams* WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEE

kageyama: would u like… i mean… *blushes aggressively* *throws ring at them*

tsukki: just shut up and say yes

yama: *ring in left hand, notes in right* w-woud u p-pls be m-m-m-y *reads wife/husband* *faints*

noya: *approaches with a rolling thunder* *gets down on one knee* ROLLING PROPOSAL!!!

asahi: *gets down on one knee* *tears in his eyes* would you do me the honor? *fucking big ass diamond ring*

oikawa: *orchestra playing* *raining rose petals* *wears a suit* please marry me. i love you more than i love myself… and that’s a lot

iwai: i guess i can marry you if you want it so bad *blushes aggressively*

kuroo: *hides ring in their champagne glass* thats not the only thing you’ll be choking on tonight ;)

kenma: *looks up from ds* *looks at them* do u wanna try play?

boku: roses are red but sometimes they’re thorny. when you’re around me i get sorta… corny :pp marry me?

akaashi: maybe perhaps we could perchance u know like imaginably possibly idk what a funny idea lol

Meeting

AJ Styles/OC- Reader breaks a rule while waiting for AJ to come home from his meeting, but breaking the rules will lead to punishment.

Warnings: DADDY KINK(to the max), spanking, overstimulation, light choking i think thats it.

So quick note, this is my first time writing and I would love to hear some feedback as well if I should write something else. I don’t know if people want to be tagged in this but let me know if you want to be in the future. So yeah be nice please!

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  • Branch: I'll do it, I'll ask
  • Poppy tonight.
  • Poppy: Ask me what?
  • Branch: AHH! Poppy what are you doing here shouldn't you be with Satin and Chenille?
  • Poppy: I was with them but they where acting weird, making me try on different dresses and tiaras for no reason so I left. So what is it that you want to ask me?
  • Branch: I uhh... *clears throat*
  • Poppy: Yes?
  • Branch: You know what I
  • forgot.
  • Poppy: Aw that's to bad I hope you remember soon.
  • Branch: *whispers* I hope you marry me soon.
  • Poppy: What?
  • Branch: NOTHING!

All I’ve got is this cosplay gif but still. My name is Rami and I have been with my fiance for seven years now. When we first got together I had no label for what I was, I only knew that I wasn’t comfortable with sex. He never once tried to force me into it, and when he did finally ask about it and I told him, he just nodded and said that it was okay.

I’ll admit that it’s difficult sometimes, simply because he is highly sexual and I am ace with a healthy side dish of sex-repulsion, but every time I start to feel bad he does nothing but support me, reminding me that I should never feel bad for being what I am. I don’t know if I would have even discovered Asexuality if not for him helping me discover myself.

We’re planning on getting married as soon as we are self-sufficient. So to anyone reading all these ace valentines posts, have faith. If you want a relationship, there are people who will love and support you, even if they aren’t on the spectrum themselves.

From Some Git and myself,

You are all loved.

Pick up lines for the RFA gang + V and Unknown

Zen: You really shouldn’t wear makeup.
MC: Why?
Zen: You’re messing with perfection!

Yoosung: You remind me of my cousin.
MC: *sighs* How?
Yoosung: I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
MC: *TRIGGERED*

MC: You like sleeping?
Jaehee: Of course! I love it…
MC: *snaps hands on the table* Me too! We should do it together sometime! *winks*
Jaehee: But I don’t have time for that;;
MC: Oh…

Seven: If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
MC: Saeyoung.. we’ve been married for over five years…
Seven: And..?
MC: *sighs* Nevermind.

Jumin: You know why they call me the cat whisperer?
MC: *whispers to herself* Please don’t let it be an Elizabeth 3rd pun.. please don’t…
Jumin: Because I know exactly what that pussy needs… *wink*
MC: !!

V: I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. *shows phone with frontcam*
MC: V?
V: Yeah?
MC: That’s your wallet…

Unknown: Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Yoosung: That isn’t even funny!

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Writing on the phone to post it here annoys me a bit xD I cannot put words in bold(? or different font sizes nor types(? ;A; anyway I’ll keep doin it xD

My Best Friends Wedding

A/N: So this is the first thing I’ve written in YEARS. It’s probably not the best imagine out there but I had this idea and I just really wanted to see if I could play it out in words, I think it kind of worked? It’s sort of cheesy and fluffy so yeah. Let me know what you think! Also I’m really bad at titles, I know.

Warnings: Language, smut

Word Count: 3,920

Originally posted by stvlinski

               You sat there staring at the empty altar in front of you, tapping your foot, anxiously waiting for the ceremony to start. Your best friend was getting married and you were going to be front row as he vowed to spend the rest of his life with a girl you hardly knew. Not that you weren’t happy for him, you were, you just wish you knew more about the girl he was planning on spending the rest of his life with. The two of you had been best friends since you started walking, there was hardly a time you weren’t together, even to this day, you couldn’t go more than a couple days without seeing each other. You knew everything about each other, things no one else would or could ever know; never in a million years did you think he would be the one getting married first. You sighed and turned in your seat watching friends and family members slowly fill in the aisle behind you all chatting amongst themselves. Glancing down at your phone you realized there was still twenty minutes before the ceremony was supposed to start and decided you would take the opportunity to check in on your best friend one last time before his life changed forever.

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