i want to marry a girl

How I see myself in the future
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shirotheotakupaladin  asked:

Hey quick question, what do you think will happen to the Voltron shipping community when season 3 comes out and Lotor starts f*cking up Team Voltron? Will he be after Allura's magical royal genes 🔮👸like in the original series or Pidge 🦁🌳💻 because she is the only other girl, me and my friend don't know what will happen and she is scared for the Klance shippers because she is one herself, sorry if this is weird but I fear for her sanity sometimes Please answer when you have time

The VLD shipping community will discover approximately 100 new discourses & rant about how problematic “insert new ship name is”. And I don’t care or want any part of it.

Since Alfor and Zarkon use to be friends/diplomatic allies, I’m assuming they may have wanted their children to get married? Possibly an arranged marriage?? I’m half expecting Lotor to be Allura’s ex-fiance. 

80′s Lotor’s main character motivations were destroying Voltron and having Allura for his own. I’m interested to see how far VLD takes Lotor’s obsession with her. Maybe he’ll be too hellbent on conquering the universe to care. 

Maybe VLD Lotor won’t even like girls. 

Bu since the show has hinted at Kallura, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see the classic Keith/Allura/Lotor love triangle. After all, Kallura is like THE Voltron ship. They’re together in every version of the show. I feel like having Allura as a potential love interest would really amp up the rivalry between Keith and Lotor, just as it did in the 80′s Voltron. 

Idk man. We’ll see.

We all know relationships outside of marriage are haram. However it really grates me when I see a muslim girl in a relationship asking advice from a sister and the reply is something along the lines of ‘you need to break up with him immediately, haram relationships are wrong and always doomed.’
This type of advice, though well intentioned, is really insensitive and callous. It’s not so simple and easy for someone to just cut off a person they have strong feelings for, even though they know it’s wrong.
Also, if a couple have become guided and really want to try to do the halal thing and get married, who are you to say their relationship is eternally doomed because it initially started in a haram way? Islam a religion which places huge value on forgiveness and repentance. Stop making people feel ashamed and hopeless with these kind of answers.
There’s a way of advising people about such sensitive topics which is gentle and understanding.

anonymous asked:

I think I'm asexual??? So I was sexually abused by this guy my mom married when I was a toddler (whom she divorced shortly afterward) and I thought I was gay as a teenager, because I liked girls. I wanted to date a couple, but not sleep with them, and they happened to be close friends, so I said I was demisexual but I don't think that's true because sex repulses me and I've never wanted to do that and I'm starting to get worried about this because everyone thinks I'm gay.

You can be both gay and ace - it’s a thing.

If it makes you uncomfortable, though, just correct them gently - something like, “Actually I’m ace,” or something similar.


MH

anonymous asked:

It's definitely sweet that E is shy and awkward around girls. It's like a breath of fresh air that a guy that attractive isn't cocky and arrogant. I love the twins so f👑 much I just want to marry one of them already ugh. Also this is the first time I've like a guy and wasnt worried that they wouldn't date a black girl (I'm white and black) and it's honestly the best feeling knowing that the guy you like won't judge you for race and may actually like you for you. I LOV THE TWINS!!!

the twins are so open and so so beautiful and I love them. this ask made me feel lots of thing 😭😭

pacuha  asked:

36, 35, 34, 25, 19, 18, 11, 8, 7, 6, 1

1 Which of your legs is best. - The right one by far, unfortunately.
6 Fave guys head/girls body combo. - I want Ezra Miller’s head on my body.
7 How many childs shoes fit into your shoes. - A lot, depends on their size and texture. But at least five.
8 Favorite gold rush era disease. - I like chicken pox, it’s a nice, timeless disease.
11 What dictator is secretly a good friend. - Me.
18 Ever tasted trash. - Yes. 
19 Plan to have siblings. - Sure, you can apply to be my sister anytime.
25 What insect would you marry. - The mothman.
34 Why does Adam Sandler smile so sad. - I guess he realized he’s trapped in Adam Sandler forever.
36 Favorite flavor pens. - I prefer the sweetness of the free IKEA wooden pencils.
35 Handsomest pope. - Alessandro from Trinity Blood.

sleepaddickt  asked:

Eli my grandma won't stop asking me about girlfriend's and stuff and i just want to tell her im gay but then I'd be immediately on the street:(

tell her “girls? grandma you’re silly, i am focusing on my male friendships right now, keeping it cool with my boys” and then come back with a “best friend” who you “hang out” with all the time and youre kissing just to “practice” for when yall find girlfriends and youre only married for “tax reasons” its fool prOof i promise
fr tho i wish i had good solid advice and sadly im unsure but im hoping for the best for you my dude 💙

i watch it play out on my facebook feed. a cutesy video plays about a wife and a husband texting each other. she bothers him with messages, he almost types “fuck off bitch” but says something nice instead. in this video, the wife is at fault. he doesn’t listen to her, he doesn’t come home, he ignores her messages. she’s a crazy bitch for getting mad at him. 

my teacher asked us why marriage rates are going down. what do i know. i see instagram posts where a girl makes a joke about chloroforming a boy and i don’t find it funny. i see plenty of people who are perfectly happy and i see just as many who are broken, deeply. i see boys all the time unable to meet their girlfriend halfway - stuck, somehow, wanting to be open but knowing he can’t be. there’s a theory that the reason so many women are unhappy is that women have multiple deeply intimate relationships in their friend groups while men only have a partner. isn’t that sad. isn’t it strange. 

the girl i knew in high school says “omfg this is me and u dan”. she’s talking about a post where married couples want to kill each other. my mother once asked me why i am so scared of touching. why the first time people show affection is the same time i start running. the comedian onstage uses his wife as a trampoline. all around me, people are laughing. the trouble is that jokes always have a bit of truth in them. i almost text him “haven’t heard from you in a while” but instead i turn off my phone. 

there’s a lot of things i don’t understand, i guess. bachelor parties where everyone gets wrecked to celebrate his last days of “freedom”. the idea men are giving up so much to be with just one woman. the idea that a woman who is showing toxic behavior is just a bitch, and not a serious threat. what do i know. sometimes it makes me sick. when i was little i believed in love. 

but why do people constantly equate nightmares with marriage?

By Way of Spontaneity (Part 1)

Summary: On a whim, Bucky declares you to be his girlfriend to his grandma and mother. They’re eager to meet you and he asks you to pretend to be with him for just one dinner with his family. But is that really all?

Word Count: 680

Warnings: None.

A/N: This is sheer K-Drama content lol. So it’s gonna be fluffy and full of craziness. I hope you all like it!

Originally posted by seabasschino


Kicking his shoes off, Bucky plops down on the couch, swinging his feet until his legs are off the floor and he crosses them. Taking a deep breath, he stretches enough to pull his phone out of his pocket and unlocks it, perusing through his various social media apps. He’s scrolling through the wedding pictures of a former high school classmate of his when he hears a sharp whistle.

His grandmother’s stern face is what he sees as his head snaps towards the sound. She’s got her lips pursed in a tight line and her brow furrowed. Bucky smiles. “Hey, nana. You look beautiful today.”

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important facts & quotes from hidden oracle reread #4 part one

i cited everything from the hardback edition bc im a nerd 

- page one apollo is already making pop culture references (1)

- meg is such a badass oh my g od (14)

- riodan does such a beautiful way of explaining things in this novels. awe-inspiring. mind blowing. example: “Her eyes glinted darkly like a crow’s. (I can make that comparison because I invented crows.)” (14-15) wow. beautiful. 

- so i understand this series is going to be about Apollo’s redemption and ~~~~finding himself~~~~ or w\e but JESUS PLEASE RICK you can’t just say “She [Meg] reminded me of the strays my sister was always adopting: dogs, panthers, homeless maidens, small dragons.” (15) WITHOUT PROVIDING SEVERAL BOOKS AS EXAMPLE FOR SAID SENTENCE all i want is a book focused on artemis and her army of small dragons and lesbians dear gods please 

- omfg can you just imagine sally having to go over to Percy’s room and having to tell him that the greek god of the sun apollo was there to see him omfg. imagine the salt. imagine both of them just groaning. imagine.

-”If I had still been an immortal, I might have flirted with her [Sally Jackson] myself.” (30-31) l o l Sally is a middle aged married woman seven months pregnant and still bringing in the gods you go girl im proud of you

- Sally Jackson is one of the best characters in the entire series. citation: every riodan book ever even the non-pjo it’s a fact 

- i 10000% support the idea that percy gave apollo the led zeppelin shirt as a sneaky joke he’s so smart i love him so much

- “Percy laced his fingers. They were long and nimble.”(35) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He [Percy] would have made an excellent musician.” (35) f u ck 

- literally all percy wants is to “stay alive” long enough to go to college, meet his baby sister, and see his mom get her book published my heart is broken for this boy (35-36)

- the return of the seven layer dip fuck me up (40)

- jfc that poor Prius it’s been through so much (52-54)

- page 67 and Percy’s already made two comic book references he’s such a canon nerd 

- “Cops love me almost as much as teachers do.” god Percy Jackson what are you doing to me

- apollo tried to order a pizza to CHB and honestly same (73)

- g o d will solace jfc wow

- we’re to assume Will’s a skier (his Okemo Mountain jacket & skiers tan) (82) and now i have to write the inevitable fic that comes out of this fact

- Will’s mom was a alt.-country singer from Austin, Texas (83) which wow and honestly makes the fact will is a horrible singer 1000% better

- yellow daises grow year-round in the Apollo cabin, and it smells like fresh linens and dried sage. (83)

- kayla is aiming for the olympics and honestly im so proud already 

- fact: any and all solangelo interaction have me crying into my book 

- “Will put his hand on Nico’s shoulder, ‘Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.’” lol this implies that they’ve had this talk before and im dying to hear it

- the Hermes kids are big fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show (95) and now i have to write a seperate list of headcanons for this fact

- speaking of, Apollo used to cosplay as Rocky bc why not. (95-96)

- listen i know im solangelo trash BUT - “Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.” im destroyed (110)

- “but if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen.” “it’s a mood disorder” “i cant control it” stfu nico u nerd u just want to sit with your boyfriend im dead (110)

- Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.” death to goody-two-shoes will solace 2k17

- off topic but CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE CHIRON THO. like. this happens and will and nico are just standing there. in front of him. telling him they have to sit together OR NICO WILL JUST HAPPEN TO PUT CRACKS INTO HIS CAMP. just imagine. him staring at them. sighing. deciding not to fight this one. agreeing & watching them giggle away bc they’re so SNEAKY & now they can EAT TOGETHER WOW 

-   lol when Meg was going to town on the hot dogs and “Julia and Alice watched her with a mixture of fascination and horror.” (111)

- “Will and Nico exchanged a look that might have meant, here we go.” (112) okay im sorry im just sO GONE FOR LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THIS I JUST WANT NICO TO BE HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS OKAY

- apollo refers to the seven as “the A-list” (112) same tho

- Jason, Piper, Coach Hedge, Mellie and baby Chuck are all in LA with Piper’s father like???? (113) THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE? What’s the living arrangement? Is Jason living with Piper? OH GOD IS JASON LIVING WITH HEDGE AND MELLIE? DO THEY ALL LIVE IN SOME BIG PLACE PIPER’S DAD RENTED OUT???? do Piper and Jason babysit? do they have family dinners? how’s baby chuck doing??? how are they all adjusting to domestic life?? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO ME 

- lol nico’s just as pissed as eveRYONE IN THE FANDOM about Leo’s not-death and im living for it (113)

- also nico carries around Leo’s lil ‘IM ALIVE LOL’ letter\hologram\thing? like i get it was completely for the plot but?????? “i look at it whenever i want to get angry” (114) like ok nico u lil bean whatever u say u little emo shit

- apollo’s little ‘lol when u have a headache in olympus hephaestus just cracks open your skull and removes whatever brain god\dess u just birthed up lol it’s so much easier ugh’ (116) w h a t t h e f u c k 

- fact: harley is adorable no citation needed

- also you’re telling me chiron, basically as old as time itself tbh, doesn’t speak portuguese? k (120)

- “i am merely assessing how well paolo’s arms are functioning after surgery” (120) those are some big words william u nervous or something??

- “hmph” - nico di angelo, 2016 (120) 

- this isn’t really important but there’s a satyr named herbert and he’s my new favorite character sorry i dont make the rules (124)

- ok so there’s an unnamed random camper who mutters in Italian (127) and now i’ve got the BIGGEST headcanon that this random girl and Nico (omg maybe a few others????) meet a few times a month just to rant to each other in Italian so none of them get sloppy with the language and u g h im such a bitch for nico di angelo frienships

- “A boy in the crowd gasped, ‘she’s a communist!’” (127) i fucking hate this book omfg

i’ll do more later in order to mentally prepare myself for the dark prophecy but it’s 3 am and im tired  

i just love how there was such a stark contrast between jake telling amy he still has feelings for her (”i know you’re with teddy and nothing is going to happen, i just wanted you to know”) vs teddy telling amy he still has feelings for her (”why are you with him” “will you marry me”)

SKAM 4.02 Clip 2 - The secret

N: Wasn’t it nice this weekend?

S: At the party?

N: Yes?

N: I thought it was really nice. There were a lot of nice, new people.

S: Yeah, you liked them?

N: Yes! Such as, or like, that guy Yousef. Do you know him well?

S: Yousef?

N: Yeah, your brother’s friend.

S: No, not that well.

N: He was quite charming though!

S: If you think being immature is charming.

N: I thought he seemed quite mature?

S: Trust me. You don’t want a muslim boy.

N: Why not

S: Because, just trust me, they… They`re together with Norwegian girls just to take advantage of  them. And as soon as they’re serious, when they actually want a woman in their life… They marry a muslim girl and ditch you.

N: Don`t you think that’s generalizing a bit?

S: It’s not generalising. Muslims can only marry muslims. It says so in the Koran.

S: Why are we talking about Yourself, aren’t you together with William?

S: Or, what… What’s going on with you two?

N: Umm. You know. You know that thing with  why I came back from London?

S: Because he worked all the time? Wasn’t that it?

N: But, that’s in a way not the whole truth.

S: Okay…

SN: Hi! I was just wondering. Aren’t you on a bus?

N: Yes! It’s a russe buss, yes.

SN: Yeah, we’re looking for someone to buy our bus, and we’re finished in may so I thought I’d check with you.

S: How much do you want for it?

N: Yes, Sana is in on our bus.

SN: Yes, um, 300.000?

V: What’s that?

SN: We’re selling our bus.

V: Really! That’s something we’re very, very interested in!

N: 300.000?

V: That’s what a bus costs. When can we come and look at it?

SN: Sometimes this week? I can send you a tekst. Bye!

V: Bye!

N: Hello? We can’t start buying buses for 300.000! We’re 5 people!”

V: That’s what a bus costs. I mean, all the buses are being sold at the moment. So if we’re going to try to buy a bus in may 2018, that’s not going to work. We have to buy a bus now, or there won’t be a bus!

M: I could join the bus, if you need people?

S: I agree with Vilde

N: We don’t have 300.000 kroners!

S: It’s not like they need the money by tomorrow. We’ll sort it out.

N: How are we supposed to sort that out?

V: You know what, Noora? You must read a book that I’m currently reading. It’s called The Secret. And it’s about if you just let the universe happen, everything will manifest in your life. You just have to be responsive.

M: You know so much about the universe.

M: How?

V: I’m very interested in the universe.Like planets and stuff. And stars…

V: (In Swedish accent) The stars are shining!

M: You`re my star, did you know that?

V: That I’m yours?

M: Mhm

V: You`re mine! You’re my sun! The sun is a star.

Ball Chain & Satin

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: “Can you write a one shot where Bucky and Reader are getting married, but Bucky is scared. Angst or fluff, it’s up to you. Thanks!” Requested by Anonymous.

Word Count:1,391

Warnings: Language (probably)

A/N: I’m working on my requests, yay me! Oh boii, the fluff is strong :) Hope you’ll like it!

Originally posted by heartsandwheels

You were in front of the mirror, admiring your sleeveless satin wedding gown when someone knocked on the door.

“Who is it?”

“It’s me.”

Grabbing a fistful of satin, you gathered up the skirt of your gown and moved closer to the door. You pressed your ear against the wood and heard him shuffling around on the other side of the door.

“Buck, what are you doing here? We’re not supposed to see each other before the ceremony.”

“I wanted to see you.”

“You’ll see me in an hour. Now, hush!”

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masterlist.
  • ♡ - fluff 
  • ♧ - angst 
  • ♢ - smut


✏️- ongoing series. 



Jungkook

» 69 places to have sex;  
this series follows a couple with a very spontaneous sex life
kitchen counter [part I] ♢
laundry room [part II] ♢
the club [part III]  ♢ 

» one shots;  
naughty girl ♢  
hate that i love you ♢ ♧

Jimin

» in her shadow;  ✏️
you can’t help who you fall in love with. the love of your life might just be your sister’s fiancee. ♧ ♡
playlist | one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten ♢ | eleven ♢ | twelve | thirteen ♢ |

» love cloud;  
“i just want you to be happy… and naked,”
sex tape [part I] ♢
peaches and cream  [part II] ♢ 

» one shots;  
luckiest girl ♡ 

Taehyung

» rivalry; ✏️ 
there’s something about the bad boys, that makes the good girls fall in love. ♧ ♡
prologue 

» one shots;  
marry me ♡ 

Jin   

»  one shots;  
birthday boy ♢ 

» drabbles
ride me ♢ 

 Hoseok

» oneshots;  
tease ♢ 

» drabbles;  
die in your arms ♧ 

Namjoon

» runaway love;  ✏️
“you stabbed me, then pretended you were the one who was bleeding.” 
one | two | three |

Yoongi

» [n/a] coming soon!

I think there is a concept that we don’t talk about enough when we are talking about 21st century homophobia: and specifically (though not exclusively) homophobia directed against lesbians.  I think it’s something that I’ve seen in people who were some variety of  “born again” social conservative (ie. they are familiar with LGBT ideas because they used to run in left-y, queer-studies, etc, circles).  I also see it reflected in the un-changing popularity of “former lesbian married to a man” memoirs.  And finally in the post thread I’ve seen going around today about how straight women infantalize gay women and gay relationships. 

It’s this idea that homosexuality is a harmless, but childish millennial affectation.  Of course when you are in college you want to live the #vanlife or dye your hair funny colors, or have “sex” with other girls.  You might even act like you are “dating”, or even ridiculously enough that you are “married”.  But this is just like a millennial posting a picture of their dorm as #domestic.   I mean, that’s nice and all, but real grown-ups are straight. 

This idea drives a fair amount of actively hostile homophobia:  It’s insulting to my real adult marriage for you to use the same word for your college girl play marriage.  Lesbians wouldn’t let me marry my loving  husband the same way your fellow binge drinking frat friends won’t let you grow up and be responsible. LGBT people in general are the ultimate millennial stereotype: refusing to just grow up and have normal hetero relationships. 

 I think it’s also at play in more subtle liberal forms of homophobia. Of course only assimilationist gays want to get married!  I mean, why would you fun loving rebels want to be just like us squares? What even is the point of acting like your gal pal is your wife? How boring!  

I just feel like I have a lot more understanding of what is going on when I see homophobic shit when I realize that there is an unspoken framing that heterosexuality= adult responsibilities,  homosexuality= frivolous youth subculture.

Sense8 is a shippers ultimate dream. I’m happy that Sun and Capheus got love interests this second season. I really liked Detective Mun and Zakia. I hope we get to see more of them. It’s sweet how Riley and Will are protective of each other. Nomi and Amanita are getting married! I love how both girls were planning on proposing. I want a love that is as patience as Lito and Hernando’s. Their “From Here to Eternity” moment was so cute. Kala and Wolfgang were this close to a happy ending. I need Wolfgang to be ok and to return to his Kala.