i want to jump both of you

Dancing in the Dark: James x MC Fanfic

Summary: You and James have a date at the opera. The music is captivating, the play magical, but James has other things in mind…

Author’s note: NSFW. ;-) This is the sexiest of all fanfics I’ve written, and will probably be the first of more. So if you’re not into this kind of fanfic, move on to the next post. If you are, well then, stay

Dancing in the Dark

“Fancy,” you whisper to James as you slide into your seats. James’ parents had given him tickets to the opera, and you both jumped at the chance for separate reasons. James had been wanting to see the French musical Romeo and Juliet, and you wanted to dress up for it. It was your first time to go to the opera after all.

“You look stunning,” James says softly, turning towards you. You had taken special pains getting dressed. Were you formal enough without looking like you tried too hard?, you kept asking Zack and Kaitlyn as they helped you get ready. You watch James’ eyes travel from your pinned-up hair, down your neck, your royal blue dress, to your toes. You blush as his gaze travels back up, pausing momentarily on your cleavage.

“Eyes up here,” you grin, tipping his chin upward with your fingers. You give him a kiss on the cheek. “Thanks for taking me here. I feel so grown-up,” you giggle. “In a private box, no less! How posh.”

He places an arm around your shoulder. “I’m just glad I get to watch with you,” he smiles, his fingers caressing your bare shoulder. As the theater lights dim, you snuggle close to him.

As soon as the play begins, you are enraptured by the music, the actors, the energy in the theater. You’ve watched plays before, but not like this. Sure, you don’t understand French at all, but the music is enough to move you. You clap along with the crowd, bring your hands to your mouth as you let out sighs and gasps, wipe tears from your eyes when Romeo and Juliet are singing for each other longingly on separate parts of the stage. You feel James watching you through the first act. The times that you would look at him, you’d find him intently gazing at you, his look loving and ravenous.

Before you know it, Act I is over. “Oh James, that was so lovely,” you gush. Before you could say another word, he presses his lips hard against yours, grabbing your hair and pulling you close to him in a gentle but hungry way. You return his kiss with equal passion, your arms sliding around his neck as you surrender to his kisses.

You break apart shortly before intermission is over. “Mmmm,” James says, leaning his forehead against yours. “That was more enjoyable than the first act.”

“Why do I have a feeling you’ll be distracting me in the second?,” you smile devilishly. The theater dims again as the second act begins.

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Aargh...why Yuzu why? Why the pop again??? And Shoma what happened to your consistent 3A, you managed all the quads but could not do the “easy jumps” ???

Nathan is the deserved winner here. The SP definetly saved Nathan the day. Congratulation to Nathan Chen for the 4CC title!

( I still think part of his scores GOE wise were overscored, but I am fine with PCS.)

It is such a shame for Yuzu. Add up 15 points+ for the missed combo and you will have a new world record in the FS! 

And you need to remember two not perfect programs and 1 quad less than Nathan and missing 3S from his combi  and still beating Nathan in the FS. This stands for qaulity. Yuzu is the still the best. He will regret this so much. Keep your head up you are the best always!!!

And Shoma…wtf was going on…too much concentration on the quads and then miss the 3A two times???!!!!

It was a splatfest after all. Like the ladies. But even worse only one nearly clean program. It was not all bad, but just not clean….


Heartattacks are over, let us wait for Worlds to have heartattacks all over again…

Puppies with Minghao

“Minghao, I know you are probably not going to want to do this, but I’m going to ask you anyway because I want to.” You said, walking into the living room and plopping down on the couch next to your boyfriend. He paused the movie he was watching and turned his attention to you. 

“What?” 

“I want to get a puppy.” You said, beaming with excitement. Both of you sat there for a second looking at eachother. Suddenly, he stood up and grabbed the jacket that was sitting on the arm of the couch. 

“I was thinking about getting a dog the other day. Lets do it.” He said, flashing you a grin. You jumped up out of your seat and ran to the other room to get a coat. 

“What kind should we get?” You asked him, getting into the car.

“Well, we should see what is there first. I want to get a dog from the shelter, that way we can save a dog and have a life long companion.” He said, starting the car. 

“This is going to be awesome! We are going to be parents, Hao!!!” You said, squealing with excitement. You soon pulled up to the animal shelter. It was a tan building with a dark green roof and matching shades over the door. You walked into the building. The lady at the front desk greeted you as you approached.

“Hi, we were interested in getting a dog. May we look around?” You asked. She nodded her head and pointed in the direction of the dogs. After exchanging a brief thank you, you were on your way. 

You turned down the hallway, being greeted by some older dogs who enthusiastically barked from their kennels. Some of the dogs looked sad and tired, others happy and energetic. Even though you wanted to play with them all, you knew that you needed to keep walking to the puppy section.

“Hao, can we just adopt all of them?” You asked as you arrived at the puppy section. Before Minghao had a chance to respond, a worker came up to you to give the two of you some assistance.

“Hello, my name is Sandra, what can I help you guys with?” She asked with a big smile. 

“We would like to adopt a puppy today.” Minghao stated. 

“Alright, you guys can look around, I’ll be here if you need anything.” She said, walking back to her desk. None of the dogs really called to you, until you saw the one. She was a mix of colors, blonde, brown and red. Her fur was so slick and beautiful, little pattens were formed on her back with the different colored hair. She had white little paws that slowly faded into her brown fur. Her face was so cute, her little soft tongue was hanging out of her mouth. Her ears were an ombre from dark blonde to dark brown. Her eyes were the most beautiful color of amber that you had ever seen. She had the cutest little nose, and she had adorable little black moles on each of her cheeks. As soon as she saw the both of you, she ran up to the front of the kennel. 

“What about her?” You asked Sandra, who got up from her desk to help you.

“Oh, yeah. She is a mix of a Shiba Inu, Red Healer, and a Corgi. She is about 2 months old. She is very playful and wants a home really bad.” You looked at Minghao. He smiled back at you in approval. 

“Can we meet her?” You asked Sandra. 

“Sure! Just go wait in that Play Room over there.” She said, pointing to the room. You and Minghao walked into the room, ready to meet the pupper. Sandra walked back shortly with the dog and let her off the leash as soon as she got in the room. The dog instantly jumped into your lap and began licking your face. She then did the same to Minghao. 

“We will take her!” You said as soon as Sandra came back into the room. Sandra took the dog to the back of the pound to get her ready to leave. You went back to the front of the building to sign the adoption papers for your new pup. 

After all of the papers were signed, the chipper little doggo came strutting down the hallway on a leash all ready to go. Sandra handed the puppy to Minghao and explained care instructions. You two walked out the building shortly and helped the little dog into your car. On your way home, you stopped by PetSmart and had Minghao run in and get some essentials: Food, water bowls, food bowls, a collar, a leash, some treats and some PeePee Pads. 

“What are we going to name her?” Minghao asked as he got back in the car. 

“I was thinking Daisy.” You responded. 

“I like it. That is your name now, Daisy.” He said, talking to the young pup. She licked his face in response, making the both of you laugh. It would be interesting trying to raise the puppy, but you both were in for the journey.


A/N: To the person who requested this, sorry it took so long to get out. It was really hard to write for some reason! The dog in this fic is inspired by my doggo…her name is really Daisy and she is adorable af. I hope you enjoy~

huge spider in the kitchen. steve and i both tried to jump into eachothers arms to escape, collided in mid air, and both got knocked out. spider vanished. we have to burn the tower down

This flashback broke me.

And it’s not only because of the closeness between both, or the intimacy you get from their interactions, but it’s also the fact that…

…this stands as a promise between them. “Please, have faith in me. I’ll make it happen, just watch me.” While we know the quad is Victor’s signature move, we also know what happened the last time he tried it, of course he was coming out of the high of the moment, he was just happy he managed to try the jump. But now, it’s different, he has been practicing, he wants to performed it without mistakes, just like Victor would.

Now Yuuri has actually made up his mind to carry out the flip, he has planned ahead and train. He’s running out of time and he knows it, he feels pressured to make it happen. He’s desperate to try and show the other man… him deciding to become his coach was in no way something he’ll regret, even if it all ends after the Grand Prix, Yuuri wants for Victor to feel proud, he wants for the other man not to regret his decison of coming to Hasetsu.

He wants for Victor to believe in him one more time, he gets strength from that, he wants the other man to see he is capable of doing it, and Yuuri himself wants to believe he’ll be able to make it this time. HE’S NEVER MANAGE TO LAND ONE IN AN ACTUAL COMPETITION, CAN YOU IMAGINE NEXT EPISODE, I’M PRAYING TO EVERY GOD HE GETS TO LAND THE FLIP.

But the thing is, after Yuuri fails to complete the jump… you can sense both the frustration and desesperation in his eyes, in his defeated posture, “I failed to show him… why wasn’t I able to… why?… he will leave soon, he will not stay by my side to see it happen again. ”  And then we have him break down in middle ice, he can’t control his shaking, his breathing is all over the place, he just can’t seem to calm down.

He knows he failed to show Victor a perfect routine, a perfect jump, he knows there’s still things he lacks, and he knows he wants to get stronger, BUT HE ALSO KNOWS, THERE’S NO LONGER TIME.

One of the things he was hoping from his Eros routine, at the final, was to be able to complete this specific flip. The fact he didn’t make it, the fact he couldn’t show Victor what he promised, THAT’S WHAT HURTS HIM THE MOST.

And then we have Victor, who’s trying to control himself, he is trying to keep a straight face and maintain his composure, because even if he wants to, he knows he can’t go to where Yuuri is, he can’t tell him it’s alright, he can’t tell him he’s proud either way… so he stops himself from saying anything or getting close. He wants for Yuuri to get to his own closure… he wants the boy to see he’s not alone, he never was. But of course seeing the boy he loves break down like that, it might explain his pain expression.

What Victor wants most in the world is for Yuuri not to loose his confidence, not again, he wants for him to trust his own choices just like he’s been doing up till now, he wants for Yuuri to keep on going, keep on skating.

AND THEN AFTER SOME TIME, YUURI’S MANAGE TO CALM DOWN, HE  COMES TO A CONLUSION AFTER WATCHING JJ’S ROUTINE.

HE KNOWS THAT EVEN IF HE FAILED THIS TIME, HE DOES NO REGRET TAKING THE CHANCE, HE’S PROUD HE DECIDED TO TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE.

AND THE THING IS, YUURI’S WILLING TO DO IT AGAIN, HE WILL TAKE HIS LAST PIECE OF HOPE WHICH IS HIS FREE SKATING PROGRAM. BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT’S SOMETHING HE OWES VICTOR, HE KNOWS IT’S SOMETHING HE OWES HIMSELF. ALL WHAT THIS RUSSIAN MAN MAKES HIM FEEL, HE WANTS TO CONVEY THAT TO THE WORLD, FOR YUURI THIS IS HIS LAST CHANCE, IS THE LAST PIECE OF LOVE HE’LL BE ABLE TO GIVE TO VICTOR WHILE SKATING (that’s what he thinks).

HE’S NOT AFRAID, NOT AFTER KNOWING THIS IS THE LAST TIME HE’LL HAVE VICTOR BY HIS SIDE AS HIS COACH. AND HE WANTS TO PROVE HOW MUCH VICTOR MEANS TO HIM, BY TAKING EVERY CHANCE, BY DOING THINGS TO SURPRISE THE OTHER, BY RISKING EVERYTHING, BECAUSE HE’S NOT AFRAID ANYMORE. NOT WHEN HE KNOWS VICTOR WANTS TO STAY CLOSE TO HIM, EVEN IF IT’S FOR ONE MORE DAY. HE KNOWS HE IS NOT FIGHTING ALONE.

AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF THIS BOY. 

Can we take a moment to talk about the importance of this hug?

Because it’s cute, of course, but it’s not just that.

In a way, it’s extremely domestic, and that’s partly what makes it so important.

If you think about it, before we’ve only seen Yuuri and Victor hug during competitions (or at the airport, over which I am still crying because it was so beautiful), and if you really wanted to, you could wave it off as just “acting on impulse” or “on spur of heightened emotions at the moment”.

But that’s not the case here.

They are both in Hasetsu, and they may be before a huge competition, but right now they’re still calm and trying to decide the changes in Yuuri’s program. No heightened emotions whatsoever. And yet, Victor just joyfully jumps into Yuuri’s arms just because he’s happy and he feels like it.

What’s even better is Yuuri’s reaction - he simply takes him in, wraps his arms around his back and smiles. And what’s also worth noting is that this isn’t their typical head-over-the-shoulder hug. Their foreheads (maybe even their noses) are touching, and Victor has his palm gently pressed to the back of Yuuri’s head.

It’s so simple but it illustrates their love so well.

Because this isn’t platonic - it’s a window into their daily life in Hasetsu, showing us how close they are, even when, you could say ‘there’s no need for it’.

They don’t need a ‘reason’ to be up close and intimate.

They’re in love and it shows, even without the wedding rings or their stating it out loud.

And I think that’s both, beautiful and important.

WHILE Y’ALL ARE YELLING ABOUT WHETHER IT’S A HUG OR A KISS LEMME POINT YOU TO THIS

THIS

THIS IS WHAT WILL TRULY SAIL THE VICTURI SHIP

CENSORSHIP AND ALL MEANS Y’ALL DIDN’T GET THAT STRAIGHT OUT KISS WE ALL WANTED BUT THIS MORE THAN MAKES UP FOR IT

LOOK AT THEIR EYES

NO WAY IN HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME THESE TWO ARE PLATONIC NOW

THIS IS HOW I LIKE MY PAIRINGS GAY HET OR WHATHAVEYOU

IN FACT THIS ENTIRE EP IS HOW I LIKE MY PAIRINGS

THERE ARE CRACKS, THERE ARE DOUBTS, THERE ARE BAD DECISIONS THAT THEY GET THROUGH TOGETHER

THEY’RE ON EQUAL GROUND NEITHER KNOWS ANY MORE THAN THE OTHER DOES THEY’RE BOTH JUMPING IN FEET FIRST HAND IN HAND AND IF THERE’S A FRIGGIN RAINBOW HANGING OVERHEAD YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT’S A RAINBOW

*MAYBE* I COULD’VE SETTLED FOR A NON-CONFIRMED ENDGAME TO THESE TWO FROM THE PAST 6 EPS BUT NOW

MAPPA YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR TO TURN BACK YOU’RE GOING TO CREATE ICE SKATING’S FIRST CANON GAY COUPLE AND LITERALLY MAKE HISTORY

2016 YOU BETTER NOT MESS THIS ONE UP

THANK GOD I’M ALIVE

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Rin Nitaya || Winter Universiad2017, Free Skating: Legends of the Fall

alec without a jacket could mean two things either a) he took it off himself and put it somewhere around magnus’ loft which means he is comfortable enough at magnus’ that he can just casually do whatever he wants or b)magnus took it off of him while they were mutually flirting and buddy i don’t know about you but both options make me want to jump off a window

A little New Year drabble

“Stiles why are you outside, it’s freezing?” Derek asks, poking his head out of the front door of the McCall house. 

Stiles is standing on the front lawn, both middle fingers raised to the sky, “I’m giving 2016 the send off it deserves.”

“Come inside,” Derek says, stepping out of the house and walking toward him, “You don’t want to start 2017 off with a cold do you?”

“It’d be worth it, I needed to give 2016 the finger before it was over,” Stiles tells him turning around and lowing his hands.

“Couldn’t have done it from the inside?”

“It’s better out here.”

There was a sudden burst of yelling from inside that made both of them jump and Derek realized just how close they were standing. “Looks like the year from hell is over,” Stiles says, looking at Derek intently. 

“Want to start the next one off right?”

“Yeah,” Stiles says, his breath ghosting over Derek’s lips before they’re pressed together. 

Stiles’ mouth is cold and Derek kisses it long and hard to warm it up. He only stops when he starts to shiver, and if he’s cold as a werewolf Stiles’ must be freezing. 

“Inside?”

“How about your place instead?” Stiles asks with a wicked smile. 

Derek doesn’t even bother responding, he just picks Stiles up, throws him over his shoulder, and carries him to the car before driving to the loft to bring in the new year with a bang, quiet literally. 

Boss!Harry AU - Part 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3

Here’s part 4 of the Boss AU. I hope you like it. After a good first few hours of writing this, my writer’s block seemed to come back even though I knew where I wanted to take it so I’m sorry if it jumps a little bit from place to place. We might still be in New York for part 5, we might not, we’ll see. (ALSO, the last scene, it’s fucking shit) x

“Sir, here’s your keys,” the hotel receptionist hands over two room cards to Harry as stands checking you both in. “You’re in rooms 442 and 443. Enjoy your stay.” Harry flashes a flirtatious grin at the receptionist, making you roll your eyes, and he swaggers over to you where you sit on one of the comfortable sofas in the lobby as a bell hop puts the bags on to the trolley and goes on ahead of you.

“All done. Let’s go,” he signals his head towards the lift, holding the two room cards in his hand, tightly.

“Do I get my key?” You say. “Or are you going to hold on to it like you’re my dad? Hey…daaaaaad,” you tease, grabbing hold of his hand.

“Hey….don’t go callin’ me yeh dad. Way to make m’ feel weird.”

The atmosphere between you has lessened since your argument over everything in his office. In the few weeks since, you hadn’t seen each other outside of work at all and it had been strictly professional between you both. Glances had been exchanged and yoga classes had been thoroughly enjoyed together, as good friends but nothing more; neither of you wanted to make it more complicated than it already is, especially with you still threatening to leave. You hadn’t seen his son at all, even though Harry mentioned that Sam keeps going on about you and asking when he’ll be able to see you again and how Harry’s running out of reasonable excuses that won’t hurt his son’s feelings like ‘she’s on holiday’ and ‘she’s working late for daddy’. It feels good, though, having no pressures on the relationship between you, and now that everything is out in the open, he doesn’t have to hide anything to do with his family to you, and he’s mellowed a little around the office…not too much, though, he’s very much still an arse to his staff, even more so to you because ‘the others might get suspicious’ if he’s seen to be treating you like his favourite.

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To Celebrate 200 Followers!!
  1. ”Who’s it’s possible that both of us took out the trash
  2. God, that woman pisses me off to no end!…but that’s why I want her 
  3. “I’m on middle of the fucking fight! Stop it!
  4. I’m gonna throw up, I hope that’s cool 
  5. Come on woman! 
  6. I broke two lower ribs, my stomach is full plum color.. Sleeping is kinda hard
  7. “Jump!”
    “What?!”
    “Aim for the tree!”
  8. “Do you think this is a good idea?”
    “My honest opinion is that this is the worst idea I’ve gotten since going to college, but..”
  9. You broke me out of the prison for this? As grateful as I am for getting me down from that wall, I don’t think you want me messing with that
  10. The kid was around adults all day, he knew how to approach them easily. 
  11. Toni was uncomfortably leaning backwards  on her hands as Scott stitched the wound inches below where the sport bra ended.
  12.  I have a breathing fucking creature inside my stomach, if you want to talk to me, you better fucking speak nice to me.    
  13. “Did you eat my lasagne last night?”
    “I haven’t even seen you in weeks.”
    “That doesn’t mean you haven’t broken into my flat. Remember, I know you.”
  14.   did he just..? Tell me he didn’t just put foot through my door
  15.  “What’s happening with Tom?”
    “Oh it’s full war with him.”
  16. ”Are the knots too tight?”
    “I don’t care.”
    “Well they’re on you..”
  17. She got her ribs kicked in for this?!
  18. “You sure that this is good idea?”
    “This is an great idea, what are you even talking about?”
  19.  “Can I get you something stronger?”
    “What would you suggest, barkeep?”
    “Rum and coke, without rum of course.”
  20. She’s the type of person who will pull the trigger for you when you’re too weak to do this yourself
  21.  You couldn’t have choice the worst time to do that
  22.  She could barely move her toes without grimacing in pain.
  23. With a broken nose and a stitches on her cheek, she showed up at senior’s prom and started a fight
  24. “Who are you?”
    “I’m someone who the people you own money are afraid of.”
  25. “Was that a gunshot?”
    “Gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.”
    “Was that yes or no to the gun”
  26. I think she grew up with at least one broken rib at any given time
  27. That’s a brave fucking kid
  28.  I stared down at my hands, as people walked past the stairs, laughing and talking to each others. I was starting to feel the pain on my knuckles.
  29. Charlotte lifted her hoodie over her head covering herself from the world and stuffed her hands into the front pockets of hers jeans hunching hers shoulders closer to hers body as if trying to be unnoticeable.
  30. The itching rope was rubbing against my wrists as I tried to yank the rope off, they had bound my legs from ankles and up my knees. Something was tied around my neck, it restrained me from moving, which was obviously doing it’s job right. 
  31. To family. What wouldn’t she do? She took the punches for her siblings, from fists of her father and words of so many who ever were relevant.
  32. “Don’t run!
    “But he’s staring right at me”
  33. You have to admit, she’s great at what she does.
  34. If they trap us, we have good 50 minutes before we could get help. So don’t mess up.
  35. She was the first one to reach there and she took the worst of it
  36. He tightened his grip on my arm again and dug his nails into my skin.
  37. Three of them all squished into the back seat of the car. 
  38. Tyler had my teel backpack on his shoulder, his big form looking ridiculous with such a color
  39. “You thought he was crazy and you decided to just sat down next to him?”
    “He’s an nice guy”
  40. “You can’t deny that this isn’t relaxing.”
    “We are in prison. Nothing relaxing about this”
  41. “We don’t speak about the accident, Dara!”
    “No, no, we do not talk about it! Only mention it several times and wait someone to snap at us!”
    “They will beat us down and yell until we tell them the secret behind the accident.”
  42. Joisie knew that smirk on Rosa’s face. It wasn’t even a smirk, it was just disturbing lift of her red painted lips as she marched through the dance floor.
  43. “What are you doing?“
    “Depends are you going to judge me  or not?“
    “It really depends if you’re cleaning blood off your shirt?”
  44. Her head hurt. Almost enough for her to put a bullet in her own head
  45. “Pretended to be my sister!”
    “Seriously, again? Who lies about having a sister to get a girl?”
  46. “This is going to hurt.“
    “To be honest, you’d done much”
  47. “If I one more time wake up with duct tape over my mouth, I will throw you out of the fucking balcony.”
    “It’s not my fault that you snore!” 
  48. “You could’ve called, Kurt.”
    “Is he home?”
    “Passed out cold mid-way up the stairs. 
  49. She can pass the polygraph easily, you know that.
  50. Following people isn’t nice, you know. 
  51. Someone came to clean up the place?
  52. “Can you contact him?”
    “It isn’t so easy..”
    “Can you or can you not?”
  53. “You look bit homeless there”
    “I am bit homeless, though” 
  54. My clothes weight so much because of this damn mud. 
  55. I can’t hold you, you fat bastard. Use your feet to climb
  56. Only you would ask somebody who you met for the first time to break you out of a damn prison
  57. She will kill you if that’s the only way to get him back
  58. You know what they called me. You know my reputation 
  59. “You didn’t actually kill him, did you?”
    “Well now, you really have to define killing and accidentally letting him die”
  60. Not answering the phone is not a new thing for her
  61. Should I apologize and kick you or not apologize and kick you.
  62. And once again we are on the starting point. Crying on the playground.
  63. I’m working on my anger issues and seeing you angers me the most, so stay the hell away
  64. I’m not saying we should worry, but we have no breaks and the bridge is ending.
  65. We have a lead. Well, it’s more of a stupid ass guess, but it’s somethin’
  66. “Where did you bury her?”
    “Lake Baika”
  67. “We have possible sighting of her in Waterfront Park, Seattle”
    “How sure?“
    “It’s her. It’s definitely her.”
  68. “Your name is James? But you’re a girl“
    “My father was in drugs when he decided it“
  69. Explain the blood
  70. I pulled the trigger, hoping that the bullet magically would turn around and kill me instead
  71. “I’m a graphic designer, not a firefighter!”
    “Nobody told you how to throw water to a fire?”
  72. who did you manage to fell asleep in the bathtub?
  73. You really have high tolerance of pain, don’t ya?
  74. “Does your shoulder hurt?”
    “I have a butcher knife sticking out of me! What the fuck do you think?!”
  75. It’s amazes me how you are willingly to put your body through everything only to hurt her
  76. “Will you dig me out if this collapses in?
  77. She slowly brought the spoon to her mouth, closing her eyes as the warm liquid touched her lips. It was like she was afraid to eat. 
  78. There was no sympathy in her words
  79. Her past flickered in her eyes, the torture and pain coming back in waves.  
  80. Have you eaten breakfast yet?
  81. If she hits someone again, she will get kicked out
  82. She might be in prison by then
  83. She threw her bag and the cigarettes on the backseat
  84. She laid on her bed, pouring last of the mashed up chips down her throat. Relaxing her arms and letting them slam down against the mattress. 
  85. She didn’t fight back, not against him.“
  86. Tell me that this is never going change”
    “But the truth is, this is going to change.
  87. I jumped to the couch, placing my leg on his lap. “Touch me.” I dramatically whispered, “I just shaved.” Isaiah laughed, pushing my legs away. 
  88. Ohhh, that ain’t good
  89. I don’t aim on being the sweetheart one
  90. I kept the helm of the dress up, as I ran towards Leo, grabbing him into one arm hug
  91. After I had kicked the ball to Gordon, a third leg intervened, tackling me to the ground. 
  92. His leg managed to connect left side of my face
  93. On second period, I dragged myself in my car and passed out in the backseat
  94. She and Diego did every single thing that a parents would do for their kids
  95. You still don’t seem to understand. She doesn’t care if she dies, and that’s a biggest problem for us
  96. I am parked outside your house, so get your ass out here or we’re gonna leave
  97. Okay, I just want to put you on mute right now
  98. My girl, you are crazy as hell
  99. Bennett leaned against the wall, staring down at my shoes as I nervously tapped it against the ground
  100. You do whatever you hate to do to save her
  101. “Don’t be an asshole this time, okay?”
    “If you mean the blood mojito thing, it wasn’t my fault –“
    “It was definitely your fault, so shut up.”
  102. She had her head over the sink, both doctors stapling her busted up head
  103. “Put a towel under your head so the sheets won’t be bloody.”
  104. The bandages around my torso constricted painfully as I drew in a deep breath, hoping the stitches wouldn’t tear. 
  105. It’s special if he choice you from 23 girls.”
    “Yes, or he might be a serial killer or creepy otherwise.”
    “Or like last time, it might be grandpa of one of our girls and you have to bring your medical past back up.”
  106. Okay, that was an aggressive door slam.
  107. ”Just a heads up, Eric’s looking for you”
    Of course he is.”
  108.  One week here, and she stabbed three of our staff members, landed seven patient into medical care.  
  109. She’s the best damn sniper in this base
  110. I mean let’s be honest. This isn’t exactly working. 
  111. You still believe in happy endings? 
  112. Both of them could see the silvery white scar, about a half an inch wide, midway down her rib cage. 
  113. Ronnie was regretting her idea of putting high heeled ankle boots as she struggled to keep up with Nikki, who was walking ahead, kicking the snow and sleet
  114. Half-finished cigarette stumps were scattered on the last step
  115. My job is to run in front of everyone and not to get killed. Simple
  116. I jumped around to keep the balance as I ripped my shoe off, chunking it away to corner.
  117. “Anslo is going to kill you”
    “Quite many people are going to kill me”
  118. “I don’t think you understand.. I’m not an angel. I kill people, I murder people.. it’s my work, my job is to kill.”
  119. “If you ever again hurt her, look at her bad way.. I will kick in your miserable little balls. I will show you how it feels like to be beaten by somebody how once said ‘I love you’ to you. I can make it to hurt..”
  120. ”You should get somebody who actually wants to help you”
    “I will buy you double”
  121. “Could you explain why you are even with him?”
    “Somebody’s gotta do it. I’m taking a bullet for everybody else”
  122. “How can you even sleep next to him?”
    “Well, the snarleks is paying off with other things”
    “I don’t wanna even know.”
  123. Hey Mikey! Your father wants you to phone!
  124. You want to play her game? Don’t. You don’t want to get into it, believe me.
  125. Drown on a fish pool asshole
  126. Apparently I’m only good at taking beatings
  127. “I trust her”
    “It doesn’t matter. She doesn’t trust herself.”
  128. Someone just proposed in our dorm. Anybody know who’s Marley
  129. The dwarf looked her with disgust
  130. “Do you think she will stay?”
    “Knowing her.. I think she will 
  131. “You were supposed to bring the ladder”
    “I did. The bike is the ladder.”
    “No! Bike is not a ladder.”
    “I hold it, you climb up the wall of amazement.” 
  132. She wouldn’t last much longer, both of them knew it. Her knees were going to give up soon
  133. She leaned her forehead against the wall, letting the cold water run down her back.  
  134. “The safe house in Casablanca has been compromised”
  135. He ran up the stairs of Pinehurst Avenue 
  136. On the back roads of Nebraska, custom made Harley left a dusty cloud behind as it roared down the gravel route. 
  137. “I got inspired by genius but insane dictator Adolf Hitler, and got six.”
    “I can’t possibly imagine what word you got.”
    “Hither.”
  138. Lee can’t stop laughing, so I already have thoughts about this.
  139. “Question is, would I lie to you?”
    “Yes!”
    “She totally would.”
  140. I once had to dive out of my girlfriend’s window because his father tried to chop me in half with an axe
  141. Whatever she says, you do and you follow her 
  142. Don’t get into a fucking knife fight
  143. “Do you want me to do it?”
    “No.”
    “Are you sure? Hundred present sure? I have great change of breaking his neck”
  144. I just need to you are  alright, call me back.
  145. I may be getting way too old for this
  146. “I have to… go.. Need to shower my.. cat”
    “She doesn’t want to talk you assbag, go along”
  147. “Shut up, you don’t have option in this. Take the fucking leather tie off and don’t do anything stupid.”
  148. “Yeah, give her a reason to trust you even less!”
    “It’s not my fault that she can’t trust anybody!”
    “No, it’s exactly people like you why she can’t do that anymore.”
  149. You can’t just keep hitting everything you see 
  150. “You look like..”
    “Mess? I’m aware”
  151. You just fucked up our dinner!
  152. “What are you –?”
    “My father was one of the nutcases that were obsessed with zombie outbreak. Turns out that fucker was right.”
  153. Let the man in before he breaks my doorbell
  154. “I’m going to stay out of it this time. My old man is going to send me in Chicago if I get expelled one more time.”
    “What’s in Chicago?”
    “Not him.”
  155. I hold my books up against his chest, to keep his face coming even inch closer. 
  156. “Don’t be childish!”
    “What does that even mean?”
  157. If you haven’t noticed, huge part of my leg is in the desert in Afghanistan
  158. Charles had never understood her, but he had accepted that he couldn’t  
  159. John poured half bottle of vodka on me
  160. “He’s passed out in very weird position in the bathroom.”
  161. Stop slapping me with rings on! It h.u.r.t.s!
  162. Stop asking me to be your girlfriend! 
  163. Help me get off these stupid boyshorts.
  164. I can’t feel my thighs 
  165. Do you know how much replacing doors cost? Windows are also so fucking expensive.
  166. just remember personal space with her and you will be alright
  167. “You are so needy right now”
    “I’m aware”
  168. the game of ‘don’t touch the jellyfish’ is more painful than I thought
  169. there’s no people in 10 miles and I managed to run into a maniac
  170. “Do I have to?”
    “Sooner or later.”
    “Well I’m sure she’s willing to tell everything to you.”
  171. Do you think I can swallow the charge cord?
  172. “Do we have a ladder?”
    “If you’re trying to take the perfect photo of Empire State Building in our roof. No, we do not own a ladder.”
    “I just want to take the poster down from the ceiling.”
  173. “Are you and - ?”
    “Jackson. We are roommates.”
  174. “It’s landlord!”
    “Okay, we practiced this! Go, go!”
  175. yeah, you tried to drink beer out of you eye, it was quite amusing to look actually 
  176. Who did you run into a gun wielding gang within a two minutes entering here?
  177. “That’s not smart!”
    “I’m not trying to be smart!”
  178. “He has slight problems”
    “Slight?!”
    “I mean, we can discuss this whole night but”
  179. “When’s the last time you ate? And I mean real food.”
    “I had those ribs two days ago at your house”
  180. She has friends in high places, that’s why she has the job
  181. “How’s she alive?”
    “I’ve been asking that since she was born”
  182. “Does she have TV in there?”
    “Had. But her idea of shutting it off was to shoot it, so”
  183. “Go low!”
    “Low? What do you mean low? Stop confusing me!”
  184. You wrapped pizza box.. most amazing birthday present ever 
  185. “You mind if I crash here?”
  186. He uses fancy words that I don’t understand
  187. “Is your hair still green?”
    “I don’t think my mother really wants to me to ruin my hair again”
  188. Just pull your hood up. 
  189. You are same age now that your mother got you, she may not be worried but I am! 
  190. Your father looks like bodybuilding Santa. It’s quite attractive 
  191. “I know nobody here. What I’m going to do?”
    “Blend in.”
  192. Can you stop hanging out alone in the bathrooms when we are in parties? 
  193. What we discussed about the B-word?
  194. “So he can call you bitch but I can’t?”
    “You already call me slut. Easy with the insults okay?”
  195. “Why do you have a shirt with my face in it?”
    “You’re my best friend”
  196. “What’s wrong with you?”
    “I have kind of fucked up nerve ends”
  197. I got no fucking gun!
  198. What does under control mean to you? Because you have bazooka in your hands and I don’t think it’s safety to blast it inside the house  
  199. “You’re dating a firefighter?”
    “Well dating is a strong term to use”
  200. It’s like you don’t even know how much I love you

I had a dream this morning about series 4 (after being awake for a while and going back to sleep). It was the end of TST and Mary was gone (never specified what exactly happened) and John shows up at 221B with his bags to move back in and Sherlock says “welcome home John” and they hug each other so intimately, both holding each other and running their hands on each other’s backs and shoulders. And then they slowly parted but their eyes were just LOCKED onto each other and their gazes started dropping to each other’s lips and they moved closer to each other and were about to kiss and then suddenly Mrs. Hudson knocks and is like “woo hoo” and so they kinda jump apart and I was screaming. And she’s like “you boys want any tea?” And John goes “I think I need something stronger” and goes to the cupboard and grabs two tumblers and pours a little whiskey in each. And he and Sherlock keep looking at each other with MOLTEN HEAT in their eyes (in my dream I was collapsed on the floor at this point). And Mrs Hudson of course picks up on it and excuses herself and Sherlock and John sit on their chairs and John brings his RIGHT UP to Sherlock’s chair. So they are smiling and obviously nervous and both take a sip of whiskey. And then John clears his throat and says “you know I’m no good at this kind of thing, but….I really missed you.” Sherlock says “me too” all super soft just like on stag night. And John says “I never should’ve gotten married.” And Sherlock looks up, kinda shocked looking and John says “at least not to anyone else.” And he looks up at Sherlock and they both move forward off their chairs to the floor (practically in each other’s laps). And John takes Sherlock’s face in his hands and kisses him (like fully, with tongue) but so fucking slowly and sensually and they are practically melting into each other. And then Sherlock moans and his head drops back and John starts kissing that FUCKING NECK and unties Sherlock’s dressing gown and drops it off his shoulders and there was a literal pre-sex camera slowly panning away while they’re undressing each other and it pans out the door and down the stairs where you could hear Mrs. Hudson’s tv turned up SUPER LOUD and then I woke up. And I’m dead now.

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BLBLB I GOT AN AWESOME MAIL!
I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAN SEND BABIES BY MAIL, WHAT A WORLD!

Aaaaah anyway omg I’m FREAKING OUT!

THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SOOOOOO MUCH @glitteryandpeachy and @kittykatmaniac ! This is so amazing and awesome and HHHH I dunno so hard to believe that I can have them in my hand like this!!

I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN THANK YOU BOTH ENOUGH FOR THAT.

THIS MAKES ME BEYOND HAPPY AND I WANNA HUG YOU BOTH TO DEATH, THEN USE A MAX REVIVE ON YOU, THEN DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN. BRUH.

I love you so much aaaah thanks you!

*spazzing intensifies*

Savages (13)

Bucky&Steve x reader

Warnings: swearing, angst, stress, threesome(s), graphic male-female and male-male sexual acts, smut.

(Off to hell we go, dolls. Again: worth it)  

Originally posted by ariesw1493

“Miss? Call for you on line one!” Daisy jumped up and down excitedly, reminding you of a puppy, wanting its toy to be thrown.

“Ah, Dais? Are you okay? Do you need a bathroom break or something?” you cocked your eyebrow at her and she huffed impatiently.

“No!! Take the call, Miss! It’s Vogue magazine! They want to schedule an interview!” she nearly yelled and bolted out of your office when the phone on her desk rang out again.

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Submission: “I know some cats like to jump on and ride around on your shoulder like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. Kenko was not one of these cats. But he learned to climb up by following a finger target. He can now do it from the floor (ie without step-stoning on the knee). It’s both one of the most fun and impressive-looking tricks I’ve taught him. 

Fair Warning: only works once the finger target has build up a lot of value. Also, DANGER: Risk of getting scratched, risk of the cat enthusiastically trying out their new trick on unsuspecting members of the household, you’ll want to get it on stimulus control ASAP. Recommend not pushing your cat to make jumps they’re not comfortable with because that’s when the claws come out and oh yeah, wear thick clothes. Can’t emphasize that last one enough, there’s a reason why the hoody is up.”

Playing a horror game with the RFA

This is my first headcanon set on this blog! I hope we can have a lot of fun on here and enjoy the fictional losers together. My ask box is open for requests!

The idea was inspired by the recent release of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard 


Yoosung:

✮ you wanted to watch him play
✮ only agreed because he’s a MAN
✮ is blushy because you’re cuddling into his side in fear 
✮ he has his arm around you and holds the controller in front of both of your bodies
✮ has all the lights turned on 
✮ accidentally pauses it whenever he gets jump-scared
✮ almost hits you in the nose with the controller when he jumps
almost cries when he makes a wrong choice and one of the characters die
✮ stays up all night playing friendlier games
✮ “I think I’ll just stick to LOLOL…” 

Jaehee: 

✎ she was watching you play
✎ refused to admit that she’s scared, but she’s got a death grip on your thigh and is pressed back into the couch like she’s on a roller coaster
✎ “MC what is the purpose of this game?” “shhh it’s okay”
✎ chastises you for swearing when you’ve scared 
✎ swears when she gets scared
✎ her glasses almost fall off at one point 
✎ she only likes to help you with the puzzles 

Zen:

✿ you’re watching him play 
✿ he’s only playing because he got casted in a production whose storyline is based off the game (like Silent Hill) 
✿ jokes that he can practice his ‘manly screams’ 
✿ screams irl 
✿ throws the remote at the TV 
✿ tries to get drunk 
✿ doesn’t stop talking to make himself feel better 
✿ will not stop swearing 
✿ gets pouty when you laugh at him 

Jumin: 

₩ was watching you play but eventually took the controller and played it himself 
₩ says that he’s only interested because of the complex puzzles 
₩ tries to hide his little jolts of surprise when there’s a jumpscare
₩ has Elizabeth in his lap 
₩ will not let her leave 
₩ when you tease him he gets even more determined to finish the game 
₩ acts super superior when you get scared by something that he doesn’t 
₩ “oh MC are you scared? would you like me to turn it off?”
₩ even though you were playing first 
₩ threatens to sue the antagonists 

Seven/Saeyoung:

✉ spent time re-coding a popular game to make it two player so he could play it with you 
✉ he promises that he doesn’t know exactly what’s going to happen. he’s lying
✉ likes to grab you and yell whenever a jumpscare pops up 
✉ this results in him being hit multiple times with a controller 
✉ but he can’t stop laughing 
✉ he has so much fun, he’s like a kid in a candy store 
✉ the one time he gets scared is because he was focusing hard on the puzzle you two were completing and something popped up- which scared you into screaming- and your scream made him scream 
✉ will definitely be doing this again 

Moments in Episode 11

First off, I couldn’t stop screaming this episode.

  • The beginning where we saw an overview of all the skaters <3 My heart <3 We’re one episode away from the ending.
  • I SCREAMED IN THE OPENING. OMG. Remember how everyone said the opening was going to get more detailed? It did. It really did.
  • Victor and Yuuri both kissed their rings!

Originally posted by fyeahyurionice

  • VICTOR JUMPED WHEN YUURI JUMPED
  • The two nuzzling eachother in the flashback
  • Victor and Yuri sat at the kiss n cry for too long

Originally posted by gaysontheice

  • YURIO BEAT VICTOR’S RECORD
  • YURIO WAS JUST LIKE YOUNG VICTOR SKATING ON THE ICE
  • Victor, why are you making me nervous as hell? Seriously, wtf are you so distracted watching the other skaters??
  • Phichit and his pets

Originally posted by kirei-na-jinsei

  • Phichit wanting to compete in the GPF with Yuri 
  • Phichit is an angel sent from Heaven
  • Phichit’s performance overall was beautiful

Originally posted by vyctornikiforov

  • Bruh, JJ! Why you gotta copy Victor and Yuri and propose?
  • JJ had an anxiety attack too. wtf???? </3 My heart can’t handle this

Originally posted by enchantingnanami

  • JJ’s fiancee still cheered him on.
  • “It’s JJ Style!” 
  • Chris has a cat…
  • AND A BOYFRIEND (???)
  • Minako and Mari switching out flags for each respective skater 
  • Yurio propping his feet up in between Yuri and Sala’s chairs

Originally posted by sacheland

  • Yurio cheering on Otabek
  • Otabek, wtf you think you wearing?
  • Yurio teasing Yuri once again… Seriously, kid?
  • Victor, defend and protect your fiance
  • Baby Yurio and Otabek are adorable
  • 4/10 Needs more flashbacks
  • Mmm Victor in nothing but a bathrobe 
  • Yeah, Yuri, you can’t go off drinking with your old coach and Minako…We know what drinking lots can do to you
  • “Let’s end this.” END WHAT? Being his coach? His career as a skater? What does he mean? Kubo-sensei, you’re such a troll

Now we patiently wait for episode 12….

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Michael x Reader

Requested By Anon


“How’s the new secretary working for you?” Tommy chuckled when he found Michael gazing over at you.

“Alright, besides she aint new, been here a few months now.” Michael pointed out.

“She still jumps every time she hears Arthur coming.” Tommy muttered and the both laughed.

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In 2001 i spent 5 months with Kristen Stewart on the set of Panic Room mostly holed up in a space the size of a Manhattan closet. We talked and laughed for hours, sharing spontaneous mysteries and venting our boredom. I grew to love that kid. She turned 11 during our shoot and on her birthday I organized a mariachi band to serenade her at the taco bar while she blew out her candles. She begrudgingly danced around a sombrero with me but soon rushed off to a basketball game with the grip and electric departments. Her mother and I watched her jump around after the ball, hooting with every team basket. “She doesn’t want to be an actor when she grows up, does she?” I asked. Her mom sighed. “Yes … unfortunately.” We both smiled and shrugged with an ambivalence born from experience. “Can’t you talk her out of it?” I offered. “Oh, I’ve tried. She loves it. She just loves it.” More sighs. We watched her run around the court for a while, both of us silent, each thinking our own thoughts. I was pregnant at the time and found myself daydreaming of the child I might have soon. Would she be just like Kristen? All that beautiful talent and fearlessness … would she jump and dunk and make me so proud?.

Jodie Foster